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slyterinthings · 9 months

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To a random person who offended them:

Slytherin: I was gonna slap you but my hands are too small and probably wouldn't hurt too much.

Person:

Slytherin : So now I'm gonna have to curse you.

Person: listen here you little-

Slytherin: CRUCIO-

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i-am-my-own-angel · 5 months

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loki1aufeyson · 1 year

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I really want a dark!Harry fic that instead of Harry going to Hogwarts ready to accept anyone that loves him, and then later getting betrayed by the light side

he ends of hating and distrusting everyone because of the way his relatives treated him. he goes to Hogwarts and charms all the adults because he knows how cruel they can be if they don’t like you

he studies everything in his path because he never knows when something is going to be taken away again

he manipulates and charms his peers because he’s never needed friendships but he knows allies can be useful in the future

just a full on Harry being Voldemort’s equal in every way type of fic

with the bonus of Dumbledore realizing he fucked up

any recommendations? 🥺

#harry potter #dark harry #Harry is Voldemort’s equal #albus dumbledore #is not that great #dark Harry Potter #Harry fucks shit up #and looks charming while doing it #the way he should #fanfiction #harry james potter #hogwarts #tom marvolo riddle #slytherin harry

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aithusarosekiller · 2 months

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Why are some lightning era fans so shocked when Dorcas and Regulus are my favourite characters 😭 'they can't be your favourite characters if they weren't even in it' sorry didn't you guys literally invent matteo riddle or whatever his name is and now you all say he's canon so you can be horny about him

And that other guy lorenzo

It's the exact same concept, leave my angels alone

#at least they actually have a line each in canon #you don't know them like I do #on another note #leave Reggie out of the Slytherin boys react shit it breaks my heart seeing them do my boy wrong like that #stop hetero-fying him it's too canon compliant I don't like it #this is 90% a joke #no harm intended #it's just a little hypocritical #just #Dorcas is more canon that mateo so you lot can get off her dick about it

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star4daisy · 8 months

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this is the fluffiest fic I've ever written 😐

I don't know how to feel but I've been convinced to not make it dark so we got to see it through my friends

#feels like a fight having to restraint myself every time they could be doing some insane shit #part 2 #fic: compass #rosestarkillerchaser fanfic #rosestarkillerchaser #band au #ao3 #fanfic #marauders #evan rosier #regulus black #slytherin #barty crouch jr #slytherin skittles #darksun #fluff #james potter

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batcavescolony · 4 months

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I'm back talking about Harry Potter and Snape's worst memory because while I hate the author y'all bug me.

Snape worst memory isn't James bulling him or string him up in front of the school, (that was bad I'm not saying it wasn't) it was Lily ending her friendship with him because he called her a Mudblood. With evidence.

To prove my point we have to go read the Deathly Hallows when Snape gave Harry his memories! We get to see the scene again but this time the thing that sticks out the most is Snape calling Lily a Mudblood. Now if that's not enough proof the next memory goes like this.

*Outside Gryffindor Tower*

Snape: I'm sorry

Lily: I'm not interested

S: I'm sorry!

L: save your breath... I only came out here because Mary told me you were threatening to sleep here.

S: I was. I would have done. I never ment to call you a Mudblood it just-

L: Slipped out? It's too late. I've made excuses for you for years. None of my friends can understand why I even talk to you. You and your precious little Death Eater friends- you see, you don't even deny it! You don't even deny that's what you're all aiming to be! You can't wait to join You-Know-Who, can you? I can't pretend anymore. You've chosen your way, I've chosen mine.

S: No-listen, I didn't mean-

L:-to call me a Mudblood? But you call everyone of my birth Mudblood, Severus. Why should I be any different?

*Lily leaves. Memory ends*

The next memory is Snape becoming a turn coat for Dumbledore so he could keep Lily safe because Voldemort wouldn't spare her.

Snape has had worse experiences then a teenage James Potter being a bully (even if it was shitty). so we look at the rest of the memory and lo and behold what do we see? The actual worst moment of Snape life, the moment he lost Lily forever.

#I just saw someone say they hated Lily because he's was too hard on Severus all he did was call her a Mudblood.#Yeah just called her a slur...And found it funny when dark magic was used on someone. And joined a hate group that would kill her.#And would've let her child and husband die if it ment she lived. bffr 🙄 lets put this in real world terms!#you're a minority (pick one) and you go to a school but their are some people who hate you for existing. but its ok you've got your bff!#now years go by and bff is still your bff but theyve changed. they're hanging out with those aforementioned people who hate you for existin #and yeah you dont like it but they're your bff since for ever so you make excuses. but then bff starts calling people like you slurs...#now bff hasn't called you slurs so maybe its just peer pressure you let it slide its your bff. now you find out that not only are there #people who hate you for existing there is his hate group and they want you and people like you dead. obviously you dont like his. now bffs #friends they want to join this hate group... and bff doesn't deny it. ok thats not great. bffs friends who wanna join the hate group have #now moved passed just calling people like you slurs. they've went and beat the shit out of a person like you that you considered a friend.#and bff.... they say that it was just a joke. but are again not denying wanting to join the hate group that wants you dead. you love bff so #you just keep your mouth shut. now the day comes! bff has now called you a slur. and you cant make excuses anymore. they're just like their #friends and you cut your losses because again bff and their friends want to join a hate group that wants to kill you!!!#its not poor litte Severus its poor Lily. she thought she had a friend and HE betrayed HER! but but but why didnt she stop him from joining #she was a child! she was in a new world with no idea! she was in a whole nother house! and its not her fucking job to fix him! he joined th #hate group HE KNEW HATED HER! if he truly loved her he wouldn't have joined. but but but its not that- ADROMADA TONKS could be a Slytherin #and not be a Death Eater and her family was pure blood. she could do it! so could Snape.#severus snape #lily potter #snapes worst memory #the marauders #harry potter #the deathly hallows #lily evans #put some more respected on her name.#fuck jkr #james potter #slytherin #how can you be a snape stan and not like lily that 80% of his personality.#snape

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nobleflowers · 9 months

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I hate hate hate those marauders fans who make you feel bad about liking a certain character/ship just bc they don't like them.

Like just bc you don't like jily or jegulus or Barty/Evan/Snape doesn't mean you have to make people feel bad. Some fans attack creators in their comments (on TikTok) over these opinions and it's so annoying like please stop.

#marauders #marauders era #barty crouch jr #jily #jegulus #evan rosier #severus snape #heavily applies to those “stan bambi” comments under a video about snape #like I don't really care for snape but that shit's just embarrassing and you have no reason to make someone feel bas #bad*#also jily comments on a jegulus video and vice versa #like stooooop #why do you even care #i just can't stand it #also when you kin someone #you are attached to a character and then these people will make you feel bad #i hate hate hate #hopefully not an unpopular opinion #slytherin skittles

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snetunia-snosier-lover · 2 years

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My favorite trio of Slytherin in their teen years.

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Avery: So, are you two dating now?

Severus & Mulciber: Yes.

Avery: Why?

Mulciber: I happen to find Severus very appealing.

Avery: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Severus.

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Avery, walking into Mulciber and Severus's bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.

Severus: What was it about?

Mulciber: No, don’t ask him that!

Severus: Why not?

Mulciber: Cause he’ll answer!

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Severus: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Avery: Did Mulciber say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Severus: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Mulciber: Severus isn’t answering my messages.

Avery: Allow me.

Mulciber: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Severus: *replying to message* Hello.

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Avery: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Severus: *raises hand*

Mulciber: *puts his hand down*

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Avery: Hey, Mulciber? Can I get some dating advice?

Mulciber: Just because I'm with Severus doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Severus, to Avery: If you see Mulciber, give him this message *makes a neutral face*

Severus: He'll know what it means.

*later*

Avery: oh, and Severus said to give you a message.

Avery: *makes a neutral face*

Mulciber: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

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Avery: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Mulciber: Severus is the scariest thing I could think of!

Severus: Mulciber told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

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Mulciber, knocking on the door: Snape, open up!

Severus: It all started when I was a kid.

Mulciber: That’s not what I-

Avery: Let him finish!

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Mulciber: Severus is gonna kill me.

Avery: No, he'll probably make me do it.

#I love them #I truly do #snulciber #severus x mulciber #mulciber x severus #avery #mulciber #severus snape #severus snape prince #house of slytherin #slytherpride #slytherins #hp #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect quotes #hp shit

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lionmythflower · 2 months

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the cursed Child era is scared of us and the lightning era tries to be us.

#We're the marauders era if that wasn't self explanatory #<3 #slytherin skittles #the marauders era #“But they were death eaters!” And?#Y'all ship shit like drarry and then yell at us for shipping things that aren't canon #Not all of y'all ofc but those who do y'all know who u are

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valyrra · 1 year

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Ofc I'm gonna try Garreth too

Idk if there's a mod for his face on MC tho

You didn't ask but I honestly didn't like Garreth but I respect his beauty u know and your comments made me reconsider my thoughts on him (in a good way)

It's something about gryffindor that is not the vibe for me

Idk I think like the last gryffindor characters I liked were Fred and George

It's 1'30 am I should sleep but u know

Cannot stop overanalyzation process

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i-am-my-own-angel · 1 year

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Gryffindor: Every psycho I've ever dated was a Leo.

Slytherin: Every psycho I've ever dated believed in astrology.

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suupan0va · 1 year

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Okay I know it's like basically established that 'Sweatpants' (Childish Gambino) is Sirius

BUT HEAR ME OUT

I feel like with recent characterisations...

BARTY

Like, not just

"And I don't give a fuck about my family name" line.

Its the entire ✨️attitude✨️

Anyway mini-rant over

#marauders era #barty crouch jr #marauders era slytherins #barty bbygirl #marauders #dead gay wizards #regulus black #evan rosier #i need to stop doing/thinking shit like this

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jeanmoreausautismstickers · 9 months

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barty unironically really enjoys gay country music idc

his favourite song is Good Lookin’ by Dixon Dallas. like yh he’s clearly a swiftie but he LOVES this song okay

the lyrics “you can be my key, no, this ain’t just a fling / i’m all in, baby, yeah, i’m falling” is his favourite

#im sorry #its such a good song honestly #like a starry night you light up my sky #goodbye????#thats such a good line #i also love it #i dont wanna talk ab it #i think its his silly american country accent #ive never heard anyone sound like him and it makes me giggle #it sounds so funny when i sing it though #cant do a good american accent to save my life #which is shit considering my parents were both born in america #and i speak in such an american way bcs of it #alas #barty crouch jr #slytherin skittles #hes so silly !!!#the silliest ever

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star4daisy · 11 months

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Snippet from my Evan Serial Killer au:

Evan doesn't make a habit of studying his victims, they are all the same to him, all part of the same system he hates, he never truly sees them as entirely human. He never pays much attention to their features, the colour of their hair or their eyes. Of course he flirted with a few to lure them when it was required, but he never truly saw them, not really.

And yet he can’t help but notice how green Crouch’s eyes are, how there are a few spots of brown on them, the freckles on his cheeks and nose, his bow-shaped lips. Evan gets the urge to bite them, hard enough to draw blood, Barty’s pretty features would only get enhanced with blood all over his face.

“Why is that?” The breathlessness of his voice isn’t entirely fake.

Barty smiles, it’s a little cruel, a little mocking, the type of smile that can’t be faked or trained. You got to be born with it. “I’m sure you would look lovely saying it on your knees.”

Evan’s smile is just as feral, “You’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

Barty shrugged, “I liked the long hair better. Now what am I supposed to hold on to while I fuck your mouth?”

“Bold of you to assume you would be the one doing the fucking.”

Barty seems to consider him for a second, “We might have to fight for that," he sounds delighted by the prospect.

“I'm sure you'll put up a good struggle.” Evan assures him.

“You're lucky I like you," he warns him. "How about we get the fuck out of here?”

The thing is Evan doesn’t fuck his premeditated victims, he’s a killer not a rapist, but he does eventually kill every person he ends up sleeping with, he just can’t help it. So he has every intention of killing Barty Crouch Jr. when they leave the party together.

Be gay, do crime

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devzik · 1 year

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Devzik Keehl lore

Devziks parents met when they were children. His mother 12 and his father 14. Their marriage being arranged but not to their complaint. By the time his mother was 17, Devzik was born. To the surprise of both of his parents he came out as Albino and thus was sheltered from the world. His hair white as snow and his eyes like embers. Thankfully his father was an accomplished watch maker by the time he was 6 so money was never tight, meaning he never had to face the harsh truth of any other Albinos life.

As he grew he became restless with his indoor lifestyle, a lifestlye that had instilled a deep anxiety within him, causing him to constantly sneak out after his parents had fallen asleep; making sure to keep his hood drawn and his head down. Once he'd turned 11 he started pretending to sleep in the dark corners of the pubs in his area, people watching and being fascinated by the ramblings of drunk men. At the age of 14 he was spotted as he left one of the pubs he enjoyed the most, the majority of men there being seamen, and was followed out onto the street.

That's when he found out about the life his parents had so desperately tried to shield him from. The man who followed him held a knife to his side. Devzik almost lost one of his eyes that night, his only saving grace being a Wizard that heard the struggle down the alley. The unnamed savior patched him up best he could, took him to were Devzik said he lived and then Obliviated him. Leaving only the memory of the assault.

After that his mother started staying up at night to make sure he never snuck out again. Soon after, at age 15, he received his magical abilities and then his hogwarts letter. His mother was steadfast on making sure he went, going as far as telling his father that he didn't have a say in the matter. She wanted him far from the town after the incident and she knew there was almost no where safer then a boarding school.

#since im writing a fic this just seems necessary #i wanna do a character sheet with stuff like his height and patronus and talents and shit #hogwarts legacy #slytherin house #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy fanfic #devzik keehl

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murderoushagthesequel · 1 year

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marauders era characters and who their favorite wylde flowers spouse is

ok final installment (also y'all there are literally only two available girls to marry in this game so i'm sorry i gave all the girls the same two people lmao)

James Potter: Kim, he's just like me

Sirius Black: Westley, is it because i think it's funny? yes. yes it is.

Peter Pettigrew: Damon

Remus Lupin: Giva

Mary MacDonald: doesn't marry anybody because she should be allowed to marry Violet (also just like me)

Lily Evans: Amira, no explanation needed

Marlene McKinnon: pines after Vanessa even though she can't marry her

Regulus Black: Giva, in a platonic way, Westley romantically

Barty Crouch Jr.: Kai

Evan Rosier: Damon

Pandora Lovegood: Kim

Dorcas Meadowes: Amira

Eugenia Zabini: Giva

Xenophilius Lovegood: Kim

Alice Fortescue: Amira

Frank Longbottom: Damon

Narcissa Black: Amira

Andromeda Black: Westley

Bellatrix Black: fuck the system she wants to marry Peri

#again not doing all the tagging im too tired for that shit #wylde flowers #marauders #dead gay wizards #slytherin skittles

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