Clint, about Maria: You must really like this woman.
Natasha: I do. I hope you do too.
Clint: Hey, any girlfriend of yours is a girlfriend of mine.
Natasha:
Clint: That sounded less weird in my head.
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Jervis, about (y/n): You must really like this person.
Jonathan: I do. And I hope you do too.
Jervis: Mr Crane, any lover of yours is a lover of mine.
Jonathan:
Jervis: That sounded less weird in my head.
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Flug: Don't worry. I have a plan.
GoldHeart, smirks: The four words society fears the most...
GoldHeart: Let's hear it.
- HeroFlugAU
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(Ammit and Khonshu talking about their avatars)
Ammit: Avatars, huh? They keep you on your toes. Do you have any?
Khonshu: Yeah, three boys.
Ammit: Some days are better than others.
Khonshu: And some days you just want to lock them in a box, leave that box in the park, and run away.
Ammit: ...
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Mikey: *singing* Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me-
Raph: *opens shower curtain*
Mikey: *feminine screaming* There's this new thing. It's called "knocking."
Raph: Get out!
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Pippin: Trees can't talk!
Treebeard: Well, my lips are moving and words are coming out.
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Richtofen: *singing* Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me-
Dempsey: *opens the shower curtains*
Richtofen: *screaming* There's this new thing! It's called "knocking!"
Dempsey: Get out!
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Astro: Swampy, is my science project destroyed?!
Swampy: What science project?
Astro: The one you’re wearing on your face!
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linda: i just don't know what's gotten into her! tina was always the sweet one!
louise: and me?
linda: you're the smart one.
gene: and me?
linda: uh. you're the other one.
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[Elmer puts a basket with cheese and mice inside in trash]
Bertie: Gross! Is this his house?
Hubie: No! It's his garbage can!
Bertie: Oh.
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ERIDAN: wwhos gettin the most ionizing radiation? roxy wwith the uranium 235, jane wwith the plutonium 239, or callie wwith the radium 225?
JADE: i took a minute to quickly check which sample would have the most activity, assuming 100g low-enriched (5%) samples and negligible activity from the other sample constituents. radium is top by a factor of 10000 which seems about right considering my personal experience with it!
ERIDAN: “considerin my personal experience wwith it” wwhat the fuck does this imply
JAKE: It implies jade has personal experience with handling radium samples which i have as well! That saucy little thot can make the geiger counter crackle through a lead plate more than americium can through air.
DIRK: And here I thought I was a madman by putting a sentient AI with questionable morals inside a toaster.
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Tony, about Bucky: You must really like this guy.
Steve: I do. And I hope you do too.
Tony: Hey, any boyfriend of yours is a boyfriend of mine.
Steve:
Tony: That sounded less weird in my head.
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*After (y/n) does something stupid and gets them and Stephen sent to another universe by Wanda*
You: We're alive! WE'RE ALIVE!
Stephen: Good!
Stephen: Because now… I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
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"Yeah, you're not the first person to say that. I figured everyone knew the squeaky voices were from editing; trust me, I'm just as surprised as you are. I thought my voice would never drop. Man, what a trip that is to think about. Anyway, no thanks, I don't drink. You got a light, though?"
- Al Bagdasarian, age 42
Alvin and the Chipmunks walked so The Gorillaz could run
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the boyfriends <33
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ALVIN: I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT! Oh, none of you believed in me, I KNOW you didn't! But I believed in myself and that was worth more than ALL of you combined!
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