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fabulous-joys · 27 days

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ghoul: you know, i can tell the time just from looking at the stars kobra: is that so? ghoul: yup! check this out! ghoul: *stares up at the sky for a solid thirty seconds* ghoul: it's nighttime!

#incorrect killjoys #op #the killjoys are not mcr #fun ghoul #kobra kid #the dumbass duo

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fjb-blurbs · 2 years

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Obito: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Kakashi does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Kushina: If Kakashi were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Kakashi jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Obito: You jump off a cliff!

Kushina: Gladly. Provided Kakashi did first.

#source: tumblr #naruto incorrect quotes #uzumaki kushina #uchiha obito #team minato edition #the dumbass duo #minato: dear pls stop antagonizing my students 😅#naruto blurb

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sodamnbored · 24 days

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Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

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455wwwww · 2 years

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(friend)ship dynamics or smth

#ship dynamics #breached containment #thatwipnovelshitposting #dumbass duo

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nightgoodomens · 6 months

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Here is your daily dopamine boost:

#good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #michael sheen #david Tennant #David spends half of his life cackling away when he’s with Michael #it’s so funny #imagine having that effect on someone #and Michael just loses it just from looking at him #they’re that duo that just laughs for hours until they can’t breathe #half the time Michael isn’t even funny enough to make David laugh that much #but it’s what happen when you liiiiike someone

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lotus-pear · 4 months

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what do you call this specific flavor of dynamic

#and why do i fucking love it sm.#dumbass coworkers? toxic bffs? bastard x likes the bastard and is mad about it? insufferable husbands?#they're both besties but i can't prove it!!!! i swear they're like the besties ever i promise #same characters different font tbh. asigiri and gege working together to make the funniest duos in their respective series #auuughhh i love tired perfectionist blonds who wear glasses and are absolutely fucking done with their one specific coworker #jjk #bsd

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andsomemaniacgotridofthewheel · 2 months

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If you ask me,

this:

(gif by @mimisempai)

is the show version of

this:

("Good Omens", pg. 274, by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, 1990)

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dumbass-duo-showdown · 7 months

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DUMBASS DUO SHOWDOWN ROUND 1 BATTLE 1

Money D. Luffy & Roronoa Zoro aka Zolu (one piece) vs GoodtimeswithScar & Grian aka Desert duo (hermitcraft)

BOTH OF THEM HAVE SO MUCH PROPAGANDA, SO THEY GOT THEIR OWN POST INSTEAD

Zoro & Luffy's propaganda

Desertduo propaganda

#tumblr tournament #tumblr bracket #tumblr poll #fandom bracket #fandom poll #i love polls #round 1 #dumbass duo showdown #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #zolu #hermitcraft #life series #grian #goodtimeswithscar #desert duo #polls

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amaranthdahlia · 3 months

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...now lives within me.

artist/art this was based from

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santaclaushohoho1 · 4 months

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"oh hey i wonder what's going on with Duolingo, the tag is trending, i bet its more funny twee-"

#duolingo #artificial intelligence #duolingo being a dumbass and firing translators only to replace them with ai #fuck off duo

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fabulous-joys · 4 months

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kobra: let the record show that i hate your dumb ass.

ghoul, just filled kobra's socks with sand: >:)

#incorrect killjoys #op #the killjoys are not mcr #fun ghoul #kobra kid #the dumbass duo

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chirp-featherfowl · 5 months

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am i makinnng. any FUCKING sense.

elaboration in tags maybe if it's comprehensible. no promises

#trafficsmp #life series #ouh god the ship names #smallidarity #flower husbands #rancher duo #is that the ship name or the duo thing #what's the difference #i don't think grian and jimmy have one #oh ueah elaboration #im not commenting on any others but i WAS considering some other options #scarian auspistice with the 'get em a marriage counselor' comment #majorwood or treebark moiraillegence #but i think one of the things ppl can't reconcile when thinking abt troll romance is that a good chunk of shit just won't be romantic #it's probably a solid amount!#a point could wven be made there if you really wanted #about what's the difference. carries the same weight and everything. it's just got a different labelslapped on it because we've #unceremoniously fuckin plopped troll societal norms from a dumbass webcomic hussie was working on and in 2011 or something he decided to #change the internet forever #didnt even finish the sentence. plopped troll societal norms on a bunch of minecrsft youtubers #what was i saying #i dont know Okay goodnight. god im so fuckin tired #ask me about joel and jimmy

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sodamnbored · 19 days

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Jason, jumping back aboard: So turns out the Legion wasn’t so thrilled about me teaming up with a bunch of Greeks and their warship.

Leo, going for the controls: Guess we’d better vamoose then.

Jason, anxiously: Can you hurry it up? The Legion are coming with everything they’ve got. Even the War Elephant.

Leo: You’re gonna have to hold them off while I get us mobile.

Jason, when the projectiles start flying: How am I meant to do that?!

Leo, harried: Bribe them. Blackmail them. Seduce them! - Have I taught you nothing??

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los3rluver · 2 years

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Ship dynamic: Dumbass x Actually dumb

Example:

#ship dynamics #ship art #meme #ship meme #relationship dynamics #dynamic duo #dumbass x actually dumb

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assiraphales · 7 months

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luffy n zoro r so crazy bc it’s like yah. you’re right. they are soulmates. do whatever u want w that info

#zolu #one piece #platonic?? amazing. Romantic?? great! asexuals? yah! dumbasses who don’t realize they’re in love? perf!#you can do whatever u want w them but the fact they’re THE duo will never change

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chrollohearttags · 1 year

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eren definitely gets his rare toxic attitude from armin’s manipulative ass

you know he does! Hanging out with that horrible man, he definitely picked up a few bad habits! The difference is, Eren has a conscious so he can’t just dog his women out the way Armin does but when he does, oh he’s MUCH worse! And lord knows you won’t just be able to leave him alone. He’s going to get up in your head, corrupt and ruin you and then cut you off without a single thought. Doing things like sweet talking to you, charming and making you feel like you’re the only one he wants. Not to mention laying pipe like crazy! Only to block your number when you get attached. Playing with your emotions and then their petty asses would sit up and laugh about it. “Bro, look what she just posted. This is so funny.” And ain’t shit sweet! He’ll do things like tell Eren, “she needs space to miss you. Just cut her off for a few days, let her mind wander and I guarantee she’ll be begging for you to come back.” And of course Eren trusts it.

on the contrary though: I also think Eren isn’t built for the playboy life like this philandering slut. He gets with (y/n) and the two of you have a disagreement..nothing major but being the messy, sassy little man he is, Armin goes and gets in his best friend’s ear about ‘teaching you a lesson.’ Just gassing his head up and making things worse. “Dude, you’re EJ the fucking Don. You know how many women you could have at your disposal and she’s playing games? Don’t stand for that. You can have anyone you want. Matter of fact, maybe you should hit one of her friends up to show her you’re not to be messed with.” Of course, that’s the wrong move and when he sees your Instagram story of you dancing, drinking and being all touchy feely with said homegirl at the club, singing FNF to your heart's content while they’re sitting over there looking stupid! Poor Eren snorting and crying, sliding down a wall after listening to somebody who ain’t had a real relationship since the day of Sodom. “Dude, what’s wrong? Why are you crying?” “You bastard, she broke up with me!” Prime example of when pimping goes wrong.

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