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frankthesnek · 1 month

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*Steve and Tony explaining the events of Civil War*

Steve: and I won the fight by stabbing him in the arc with the shield.

*Steve and Tony from an alternate reality where they are superhusbands and Civil War never happened*

Tony: wow I feel like we need marriage counseling just from listening to that...

Steve *sobbing*: you stabbed him in the heart! You monster 😭

#incorrect quotes #stony #stevetony #the poor boys #🥺

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musicalchaos07 · 7 months

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I worked on my WIP for 7 minutes

"Speaking of your little bundle of joy" Mike grins, suddenly struck with a brilliant idea.

"No. No. Absolutely not" Nancy asserts.

"You didn't even let me finish" he whines.

"I am not letting you two take my baby just so you can roam around Loch Nora trying to get full size candy bars for free" she berates.

"We'd dress her up!" Will offers.

"As what?" She questions.

"Uh a pumpkin or something I don't know" Will shrugs.

"It would be nice to get a night off" Jonathan mumbles.

"Don't encourage them just because you want to read" Nancy chastises.

"Wasn't my only reason" Jonathan mutters.

"Gross" Will hisses earning a glare from his sister-in-law.

"C'mon Nancy you know we won't let anything happen to her" Mike promises.

"Yea we just wanna scam some rich people" Will smiles with a longing twinkle in his eye.

Nancy chews on her lip and he hopes that they're in the clear. She turns towards Jonathan and Mike waits with bated breath. Will is on the edge of his makeshift seat. Jonathan gives a halfhearted shrug and Nancy gives a small sigh just as Will lets out a whopping shout.

"Home by seven" Jonathan instructs.

"Seven thirty" Will pleads.

"Seven" Jonathan repeats firmer this time and Mike tries not to freak out over him looking so much like a dad.

#this is part of a much larger fic for Trick or Treating for Bylerween #but basically in this section Mike and Will are SCAMMING to 1. get out of having to clean the Wheeler house before Ted and Karen move #and more importantly 2. steal a their baby niece so he can get free candy.#it's gonna go as good as you'd expect #the poor boys #wip Thursday #my fic #double Byler #<- cause they're doing shenanigans

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rebouks · 1 year

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Fun Fact: A baby cockroach, is called a "nymph" the latin name for the Oscar spawn is: ferrugineo nympha

Also, congratulations to the parents

Okokok.. you are OSCAR hating nonny.. not ROBIN hating nonny.. PLZ!! the boi is smol and innocent until proven otherwise (but trust me he's a lovely boi) therefore not a roach!!

personally I think you oughta revoke the cockroach name for poor Oscar.. he's been the goodest boi in my eyes 😞

#ranswers #the POOR boys #nonny once these pitchforks aren't pointed at me anymore cos of the whole *waves hands vaguely*#i'mma set em all on you #⚆_⚆#u better barricade yo windows

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branwendaughterofllyr · 2 years

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I always wonder about Theon and Jon's similar wishes yet their thoughts on how to achieve that are so different. They have to be different. Theon is "allowed" by societal customs to want to marry Sansa, in his thoughts, in order to be accepted as a Stark and Ned's son, something that is at least possible. But Jon is not even allowed that, he is Sansa's half brother. Jon's best course of plan for becoming a true Stark was "proving" himself worthy of Ice. Not to mention him wanting Winterfell is on another level of delusion, not just any castle, but Winterfell specifically. Under normal circumstances where there is no war and Robb doesn't die, there is at least a non zero chance of Theon marrying Sansa, but Winterfell and Ice are so far unreachable for Jon, its not even funny. And this is the best way he could think of getting his father's approval. Theon's situation was also bleak, but in another way, because at least Jon didn't have to live everyday in fear of dying. However what actually makes them different is that Theon tried to get his wish by usurping and Jon refused. I want grrm to reward him by making possible his greatest desire (Winterfell, Stark name) and what better way to do it other than his foil's way to achieving it (Sansa).

What an interesting way of thinking about it! Jon and Theon are very interesting to compare and contrast, the two who aren't quite outsiders but aren't Starks. When Theon returns to Pyke, he leans into being Ironborn, and is clearly desperate to rejoin the people he left when he was child, even though they don't really want him anymore. Theon does think about Ned a lot, but's more in a resentful, upset way, as he does things he know Ned Stark would never respect. It's very much an inverse of the way Jon thinks of Ned, who he wants to make proud.

I had no choice, he wanted to scream at the corpse. The ironborn can't keep secrets, they had to die, and someone had to take the blame for it. He only wished he had killed him cleaner. Ned Stark had never needed more than a single blow to take a man's head. -Theon V, ACOK

And when Theon thinks of marrying Sansa, it's very much in the context of holding onto WF, which is basically how everyone who wants to marry/marry off Sansa thinks of her. It's not so much about her, but marrying Winterfell essentially.

His father thought only in terms of conquest, but what good was it to take a kingdom if you could not hold it? Force and fear could carry you only so far. A pity Ned Stark had taken his daughters south; elsewise Theon could have tightened his grip on Winterfell by marrying one of them. Sansa was a pretty little thing too, and by now likely even ripe for bedding. But she was a thousand leagues away, in the clutches of the Lannisters. A shame. -Theon IV, ACOK

Great job on holding the North, Theon.

Theon going after WF, for all his "strategic" reasons, really is about wanting what he could never have, hence why he digs in his heels in refusing to leave, and titles himself the "prince of Winterfell."

And Jon buries his desire for WF so deep down, he doesn't even acknowledge it in memory until ASOS when Stannis offers it to him

That morning he called it first. "I'm Lord of Winterfell!" he cried, as he had a hundred times before. Only this time, this time, Robb had answered, "You can't be Lord of Winterfell, you're bastard-born. My lady mother says you can't ever be the Lord of Winterfell."

I thought I had forgotten that. -Jon XII, ASOS

Jon is also the only one whose really going to bat for Sansa's claim to WF, and keeps refusing WF even though he wants it so badly. Unlike Theon, he refuses WF since it doesn't belong to him, and because of what would be asked of him to keep it, burning the godswood. And he doesn't know it, but he doesn't even really have a claim as Ned's son. And that's going to hurt when it gets revealed.

I think that Jon will retake WF, and it is going to very much in reverse of what Theon did and would have done. He's not going to use Sansa, like everyone who wants her for her claim, he's going to be alongside her, and that's why he's going to succeed, unlike everyone else who's tried it. Jon and Sansa are both blood of WInterfell, and it's going to be a homecoming for them, unlike Theon who had to see all the people who he grew up with him look at him with betrayal for what he did.

Theon and Jon are always interesting to compare and contrast, and I think a lot of it comes out through their relationship with Robb. Robb trusted them both, but only Jon upheld and will continue to uphold that trust. (I also have some thoughts about Theon's ADWD chapters and his place in WF, but that's another post)

#the poor boys #I have a soft spot even for pre-ADWD Theon #he's a mess but I get it #also remember how shocked Jon is when he gets news of Theon sacking WF #He could not believe Theon did that #branwen answers #ask

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artkaninchenbau · 4 months

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

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#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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abracadaze · 2 years

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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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fantastic-nonsense · 2 months

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"Damian should be a veterinarian when he grows up" this and "Damian should be a doctor" that….I think he should take advantage of his wealth and be an art major

#(this post now comes with an addition; see the notes!)#damian wayne #dc comics #batman #robin #Damian's been running full throttle since he was a toddler #that poor boy would burn out if he had to do an incredibly demanding full-time job as an adult #in addition to (or instead of) vigilantism #let him have fun!

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months

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Mike is gonna dread the next FNAF movie,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #freddy fazbear #fnaf chica #fnaf bonnie #fnaf foxy #torture bear #balloon boy #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Abby is gonna get her wish dude #she’s gonna win and they will be going back #poor Mike though dude is traumatized #the look he gives in the movie is so funny 💀 bro was flabbergasted

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feelingtheaster99 · 4 months

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It is completely in character for Percy to say he has some dumb questions, then ask incredibly valid questions that no one has brought up till now

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wombywoo · 7 months

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autopsy

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #mw2 #my art #just a normal friday night for mr riley #look what tequila does to the poor boy

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bluebeesknees · 3 months

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growing pains

#I can imagine that before he learned rct his technique was quite a literal headache sometimes qwq #poor boy #jujutsu kaisen #satosugu #gego #jjk #jjk fanart #Gojo #gojo satoru #geto #geto suguru #suguru geto #my art #bluebeesart #art on tumblr #digital art #art

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drama-glob · 3 months

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As someone who had to weld in high school, I can attest to the importance of safety goggles. ;) Poor Egg Boi. >_< It's still funny though. ;) XD

*Also, aww to Sir Pentious sticking his tongue out as he works! It's just like Fizz when he's happy or in the zone when performing. ^_^<3<3<3<3

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aratribow · 4 months

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Wherever u are op, just know that ur so real for this

Ngl jing yuan would genuinely want to be able to use the gen z lingo just to maybe impress yanqing but unfortunately, in turn, it just gives yanqing severe trauma