Thor: I was born a winner. I didn’t even need nine months to be born! I came out in seven!
Bruce: That’s ... that’s not good
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I need you all to listen
The Revengers.
That’s it, that’s the post
You may continue living your life, now.
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ragnarok loki is a she/her send tweet
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Rhea Royce survives the rock divorce. She does push-ups to help her injuries heal, then she goes to Pentos and warns teen Laena that her new husband is a POS.
Laena is immune to fire, so she burns down the house in Pentos and gives Daemon a glorious dragonrider's death.
She and Rhea form a grumpy/sunshine vigilante duo helping women kill their shitty husbands with either rocks or dragonfire.
[Murder Montage]
20 year old Alicent is done with her husband's breeding kink and starts putting small rocks on her windowsill at night as a signal for the infamous Ladykillers. (As in killers who happen to be ladies).
Laena and Rhea appear in her chambers one night. She asks for their help. Rhea says no, but then she gives Alicent her Divorce Rock. Laena nods. "You're strong enough to do this yourself. Do it and join us."
Viserys opens his eyes, sees Alicent standing over him but doesn't notice the Divorce Rock in her hands. "The hour is late," he says, squinting in the dark.
Alicent lifts the rock with both hands and says, "I know."
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we need a better name for this fandom than just "clowns." like cmon guys there's gotta be a cute nickname for this fandom along the lines of trekkies and whovians.
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Quackity's Umpteenth Visit || The Revengers
Yes, sir.
vs.
That man kidnapped a baby, okay.
Full Bracket
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Crying because Ragnarok takes place in November and Infinity War takes place in April meaning the Asgardians were on the Statesman for four entire months and we were robbed of a Revengers sitcom taking place in that time period
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Somewhere in one of the many multiverses of Marvel, Spider-Man and the Revengers are fighting together. Alien ships are crashing all around them, all hope seemingly lost. They start to gather themselves to kick names, take ass, when the Immigrant Song starts to play.
Spider-Man says, “I love AD/DC!”
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hulk would absolutely be bruce banner intrusive thoughts and if it’s anything like my intrusive thoughts it would be one hell of a fanfic for someone to write cuz that shit would be hilarious
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*Strange finding TVA Loki and seeking for help*
𝗟𝗼𝗸𝗶: Well, I guess the little witch, Wanda, is all we got to-
𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲: The Scarlet Witch.
𝗟𝗼𝗸𝗶: The what?
𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲: Wanda- She's the Scarlet Witch now.
𝗟𝗼𝗸𝗶: Jesus, what the hell happened after I ruined the timeline?!
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Bruce, drunk: So, how big are you?
Thor: 6'4"
Bruce: No I mean in bed
Thor, confused: Still 6'4", just sideways
Valkyrie, watching them:...Jesus Christ
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Valkyrie coming to fight in a Phantom of the Opera sweatshirt was amazing. She is my favorite Revenger. (Along with Loki 🙃)
Do not steal
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