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skylarinfinity · 8 months
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[dr strange see his student sit at the pond looking at kids with their parents]
dr strange: [sighed and sit down beside m/n] are you okay? do you want to talk about daddy or mummy issues?
m/n: [turn from the happy family scene and face dr strange] that the problem... i don't have daddy or mummy issues but they have son issues.
dr strange: [confused by m/n statement] wha- come again?
m/n: [shoke his head and stand up] nah i'm okay!
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moider-time · 2 years
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*A hand blasts through a door*
Wanda: HERE'S WANDA!
Strange and America: *clutching eachother and shrieking*
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crystalwrizz · 11 months
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What the hell, Wanda?
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Wanda: You are doing it wrong, your magic is horrible.
Stephen: You killed a lot of people with no guilt, don’t tell me if I’m right or wrong.
Wanda: No, I’m serious. Your grey streaks are more apparent and you nearly sent America to another universe. Again.
Stephen: …No I didn’t.
Wanda: Wait, that was me, not you…
Stephen: What the hell, Wanda?
America: Yo what? Do it again, I want my parents back!
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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years
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*Strange finding TVA Loki and seeking for help*
𝗟𝗼𝗸𝗶: Well, I guess the little witch, Wanda, is all we got to-
𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲: The Scarlet Witch.
𝗟𝗼𝗸𝗶: The what?
𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲: Wanda- She's the Scarlet Witch now.
𝗟𝗼𝗸𝗶: Jesus, what the hell happened after I ruined the timeline?!
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somelokivariant · 2 years
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Strange: Why would you give y/n a knife!?
Loki: They said they felt unsafe!
Strange: Well, now I feel unsafe!
Loki: …
Loki: Do you want a knife?
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person037282 · 2 years
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Thor: This is my friend rabbit!
Rocket: >:/
Thor: This is tree!
Groot: *Too busy playing his game*
Thor: This is infinity beer wizard!
Dr. Strange:
Peter Parker: Uncle Thor! His made-up name is Dr. Strange! Btw I’m Spider Man.
Thor: You are son of spider?
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chaosvillainy · 7 months
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*Y/N and Strange watching Scarlet Witch from a distance*
Y/N: That’s her. That’s the girl I have a crush on.
Y/N: Thoughts?
Strange: …
Strange: And prayers, girl.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months
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Stephen: What do we say when someone disagree with us?
America: That’s homophobic.
Stephen: No.
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gfmaximoff · 8 months
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America: ARE YOU-
Wong: Fucking.
America: KIDDING ME YOU-
Wong: Fucking.
America: IDIOT?!?
Wanda: …What is going on?
Wong: Stephen banned America from swearing so I’m helping her out.
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romanoffshouse · 9 months
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[Y/N and the Avengers sitting in the living room.]
Y/N: Can I tell you a joke?
Steve: Sure.
Y/N: [starts to grin and looked at doctor strange and then back to Steve]
Y/N: Knock, knock
Steve: Who's their?
Y/N: Doctor
Steve: Doctor Who?
Y/N: No, Doctor Strange.
[Everyone starts laughing except of Doctor Strange]
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skylarinfinity · 1 year
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Male wizard reader always reading his spell book and having a spell for everything
scarlet witch: i'm not a monster, i'm a mother-
wizard m/n: wait! you do all this just to get your son's back? there's better spell for it [book appear on his hand] here try this one [show scarlet witch the page]
wong: m/n, we called you here to stop scarlet witch not helping her!
wizard m/n: oh um huh... [different book appear on his hand] i have spell for trapping scarlet witch- [open the book while scarlet witch beside him]
wong: [look at strange with frustration] where do you get him?!
america: [panicking] the real question is how person like him know all the spell's?!
strange: [sighed] he just like to read... like a lot.
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author notes i hope this one okay :)
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nam-ski · 2 months
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Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands
Avengers: [clap clap]
Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands
Avengers: [clap clap]
Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it and you really want to show it clap your hands.
Avengers: [clap clap]
Fury: I didn’t get paid enough for this shit.
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
America: Wasps?
Tony: Terriers?
Stephen: Tony.
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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years
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*Stephen scolding them how they shouldn't tamper with time and the quantum realm*
𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗻: This means no more projects, experiments, trials, no podca-
𝗦𝗰𝗼𝘁𝘁: *plays voice recorder*
𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗻: Hope, please tell your ant boyfriend to stop recording me.
𝗛𝗼𝗽𝗲: Scott, put the phone down!
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Hyde: "So I was thinking-"
Lanyon: "No you weren't."
Hyde: "I... Didn't even tell you what I was thinking."
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lilstephenlover · 7 months
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stephen: *just existing* y/n: stephen: y/n: who needs drugs when i can look at your eyes
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