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just-a-queer-crow · 2 days
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I love the 118 crew theyre all fucking stupid
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jagerstian · 3 months
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skeletood · 3 months
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the way they like each other is. unique. to say the least.
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katsettee · 8 months
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He tries his best
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justaz · 16 days
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omg omg omg
arthur gives merlin his mothers sigil thinking that hes going to die and wants to finally tell merlin how he feels and what better way of conveying the intensity of his emotions and how serious he is other than marriage? merlin accepts the sigil which means theyre married!! yay!! only. they both survive and arthur QUICKLY realizes that merlin has no idea the significance of the sigil. he has no idea theyre married. and arthur has no idea how to tell him bc then hell have to explain WHY he gave him the sigil aka WHY HE PROPOSED and now that hes not staring death in the face. he just. cant.
blah blah blah time skip to happy ending
the druids invite arthur and merlin to a celebration of the unification of emrys and the once and future king and the fruition of their destinies. merlin and arthur are excited bc finally peace is here and magic is returning and this can be the next big show of trust and reconciliation between camelot and the druids and so theyre there in the druid camp having fun when theyre approached and asked to participate in the ceremony. theres a huge buzzing crowd watching as the elder druid ties their hands together and goes on and on about the magnificence of two men standing before them and their great destinies and how the two sides of the same coin are joined finally as the prophecy said all those years ago. merlin doesnt realize it was a handfasting ceremony until hes talking to a few of the druids later on
anyway. merthur accidental wedding(s). now they both know theyre married but they dont know the other knows theyre married bc different ceremonies and traditions and all that. arthur is all awkward about it bc hes emotionally constipated. merlin is convincing himself he doesnt have to bring it up to arthur bc its not like the DRUID marriage ceremony is legally binding in camelot. they didnt sign any papers or anything. theyre not really married in camelot so arthur doesnt have to know. and then merlin can selfishly keep this truth close to his heart. even if its not reciprocated.
married life shenanigans ensue. merlin and arthur both have to physically stop themselves from calling the other their husband. jealous spats when out in the tavern or when visiting royals/nobles stop on by. leon knows all and is this close to snapping. extra protective idiots. and idk someone catches merlin holding the sigil and explains the significance of it or a druid asks arthur where his husband emrys is and my boy is STRESSED about being caught but then the druid brings up the handfasting ceremony. stupid idiot x stupid idiot.
you see my vision, right?
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spirk-trek · 3 months
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spock: quick captain! grab my hand!
jim: idk are you sure? :/ i don't want you to feel like you have to-
spock: jim please
jim: i guess i always just imagined one day we would naturally-
spock: you are about to fall to your death
jim: i mean, what even are we, you know? :/
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ultimateyapper · 18 days
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hyugo always play fights with the mc over "stealing his sunny". it started as a joke when the mc called them an old married couple. now everytime they go somewhere without hyugo he texts the groupchat feigning heartbreak.
HYUGO : @ edgarallensol @ mc_was_here you guys went out and didn't invite me? that's fine .. heh.. guess i deserve it : )
MC : GELP ME
SOL : im actually going to block you
mc chooses to indulge him sometimes for the funny. sol is so over their bullshit.
MC : @ edgarallensol who's the better spouse?
HYUGO : ME
MC : nuh uh im his current spouse
HYUGO: so 🙄 we were happily married until you decided to be a homewrecker 👎
MC : sucks to suck 😘
HYUGO : sucks to be a homewrecker 😘
HYUGO : tell them pookiebear @ edgarallensol
MC : i see ur active @ edgarallensol
HYUGO : POOKIE @ edgarallensol
MC : POOKIE @ edgarallensol
HYUGO : POOKIE @ edgarallensol
MC : POOKIE @ edgarallensol
SOL : its literally 3am.
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personthattoleratesme · 4 months
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Every ThEy'Re tOuChINg moment
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rusted-phone-calls · 10 months
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oh so NEITHER of them know how to go undercover yeah they're perfect for each other. goldenloin and blackheart the worst hiders in existence why do they think putting a black blanket over their head does anything
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elizakai · 9 days
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kist society🩰
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frost-can-bite · 2 months
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can you draw... pomni... being bridal-style held by ragatha... while ragatha is singing... uh... soldier poet king... and like, pomni is just staring at her, wide eyes, just like: "holy fuck she's so pretty what the fuck
- Tabby-Cat anon!! :3
thanks for the idea tabby cat anon, I actually made two versions because I couldn't tell which I liked better,,,,, woops
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shitpost will be posted later because I'm funny like that, for now it's simp hours
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anime-grimmy-art · 13 days
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Messy, messy, messy.
But Im sleep deprived, they make me insane and I had the urge to make them flustered once again.
Also, I kinda hc that Alhaitham doesn't usually have that much of a problem with physical affection, though he himself only initiates the bodily kind of intimacy, with that I mean leaning against Kaveh, laying his head on his shoulder and stuff like that. So like, the kinda where you just press your bodies together, more sharing heat than really cuddling or hugging or something. Kaveh is a bit more hesitant when initiating physical affection cos you know he's already having a hard time accepting the affection in the first place. So whenever Kaveh grows the balls to do something, it always catches Alhaitham by suprise and they both get flustered. Especially Kaveh almost always goes for a kiss and it takes em a while to get used to those.
Grown ass adults, by the way.
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burritowitch · 1 year
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you ever get bored and make slideshows about why your blorbos should not be removed from each other. neither do i haha
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jeffthekillerzblog · 30 days
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need u all to know how important they are to me
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beefdogcoffee · 2 months
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jiang cheng: having a sibling is so stupid. like i would fall into a trap of the wens and run from my hiding place and get captured and then lose my core and get tortured for you and not tell you a single thing but i won't share a single drop of soup with you wei wuxian: what jiang cheng: jiang cheng: what
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cheeseballcheeto · 2 months
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happy valentine’s day!! i’m not late time is an illusion
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