#this man IS A MENACE!

[honeymoonsimmer]

milan just met her new (and extremely cute) neighbour myrna and they hit it off pretty good. in the middle of it jacques villareal called us and scammed us out of §600!???!!!? she had to rant to her new friend immediately, of course!

#the sims 4 #ts4 gp #ts4 gameplay #ts4edit #ts4mm #save: horse ranch #*milan #*myrna #this man IS A MENACE! #i was saving for house renovations and to make more nectar and he rUINED IT #i never got that call before i was like. oh? perhaps they will give me money!.... anyway </3

[lilislegacy]

the average height of men in the US is 5’9. annabeth has always been tall - she ends up being about 5’9/5’10 - so she probably always thought that she’d end up with someone who’s her height, maybe even shorter than her. i mean, she was taller than percy up until they were 16, and even then he was her height, not taller

then mr. perseus jackson, in classic percy ‘never let them know your next move’ jackson was like “actually no ☝️” and kept on fucking growing.

she probably prepared herself for the probability of being taller than her future man. she might have even loved the idea. and then her man ends up being fucking 6’2

and i am completely convinced that percy ended up being so tall out of pure stubbornness.

well, that, and he was asleep for 6 months, at prime growing age, and was probably horizontal, so gravity wasn’t working against him. genetics probably played a role too. and i do always say i think demigods tend to be taller…

but mostly because he’s an absolute menace

#he’s SUCH a menace #annabeth was expecting to dominate her man in height but she picked a man who refuses to let anyone know his next move #i love it lol #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo

[alliesway]

eddie diaz, what an icon.

#this man is a menace #cuntiness at its finest #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 abc #911 season 7

[whaliiwatching]

fake to real relationship speedrun record

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #miguel o'hara #also margo and lyla are there #this is how noir was introduced to spider society #their combined idea of a perfect date is annoying tbe shit out of miguel #together they are menaces with the power to level societies #the words on hobie’s last paper scrap is a ginsberg poem :) #i forgot i changed it oops #no ginsberg poem here BUT it was the california supermarket one

[jessequinnfirstofhername]

The Only Important Rule To Remember:

When there are only two characters remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.

Bye-bye Benny! You brought the drama, you brought the chaos! I want to give a big shout-out to the passionate and lovely Kylo Ren fans who campaigned so hard for their boy. You got him to bronze, and with how divisive Ben/Kylo is as a character, that's really impressive.

Now... without further ado...

This.

Is.

It.

It all comes down to a simple decision. A choice between two men, both of whom gave their lives to bring down The Empire.

Will the winner be Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Or will it be Cassian Andor?

Cast your votes for the last time to decide, once and for all... who is the hottest Star Wars man of all time?

...oh, but remember, this is all just for fun! So don't take it too seriously ;)

Happy voting, and may the hottest man win!

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #obi wan #kenobi #general kenobi #ewan mcgregor #alec guinness #star wars prequels #the phantom menace #attack of the clones #revenge of the sith #obi wan kenobi series #cassian andor #cassian #andor #andor series #rogue one #diego luna #hottest star wars man #final round

[v-3-rdure]

has a fiend design EVER missed be honest

#chainsaw man #chainsaw man fanart #csm #csm 144 #chainsaw man 144 #csm pt 2 #chainsaw man part 2 #art #digital art #fanart #procreate #anime #androgynous characters that are just absolute menaces my beloveds

[originalaccountname]

My turn to be skk-posting

in my ideal vision, when they finally get in something resembling a relationship (as adults, they were Not There as teenagers), it's because they both want it, which means they unlock previously forbidden features with each other like sharing a bed instead of a couch (you all know about my weird obsession with skk and couches), but also freely touching.

Dazai is a rather tactile person; my guy is freed after 2 weeks in prison and the first thing he does is dance, poke at, lean/hug and play with the hair of the first non-evil person (a stranger) he meets. Being with Chuuya, he constantly finds himself in Chuuya's bubble, and indulges in ways he usually can't with others. That often means direct skin contact, not even with ulterior motives, but really just because he is allowed and he wants to.

Chuuya on the other hand has never done something gently ever: he is fierce, he cares and loves intensely, and he never lets go, but he barely knows the concept of a reassuring gesture (working on it). Dazai being in his bubble wouldn't bother him at all by that point, but the handsy part? it's awkward. needs some getting used to. It's a learning opportunity.

And when Chuuya gets used to it and finally makes a move to return the favour? it's Dazai who short-circuits.

#probably a mix of it being someone else initiating touch instead of him and said contact being (finally) gentle #we're getting off-subject but i'm convinced there's a difference for dazai between casual or violent touch and purposefully gentle touch #after all his way of showing affection is primarily by being a menace and being annoying to those closest to him. which tends to come with- #-threats of violence if not attempted/executed violence (kunikid.a repeatedly choking or drop-kicking him for his repeated offences) #AND a difference between being touched with and without bandages (it's like a second skin) where *with* bandages it's mostly whatever #this man flirts off-screen like his life depends on it he does not mind physical touch BUT (<- your cue to make some headcanons) #on a tangent do you think dazai's fingers would be cold asking for chuuya's sanity #bsd #skk #soukoku #apparently i talk sometimes

[zharizard666]

they give me these vibes

#phil is a menace #i feel weird posting doodles of two millenial man #like #i wasn't really into dan and phil as a teenager (was too busy laughing my ass off to fernanfloo and elrubius) #they're so funny tho! #phandom #phanart #funny how we all sharing these tags with the danny phantom fandom #dan and phil #dnpgames

[nariism]

genshin bfs who give you the full royalty treatment:

you want something in particular for lunch? they're already throwing on their shoes to go buy it for you.

had a long day? he's going to smother you in affection and praise until he's the only thing you can think of.

he's making you breakfast in the morning and it's always your favourite or what you were craving the day before (because he's good at remembering all the little things you mention).

and he's only this way for you— no one else would ever get to know such a sappy side to him. he is probably well respected in his nation: someone of high status who's been treated so well his whole life, so he knows exactly how to pamper you. ≧◡≦

diluc, NEUVILLETTE, AYATO, cyno

© ALABOADOA 2023 — please do not translate or post my works to other platforms.

#— whispers in the wind ✧ #inspired by mimi telling me my type of man is an intimidating menacing brooding man with a soft spot only for me #me when the psych major analyzes me: 😮😯😧 #diluc ragnvindr #diluc x reader #diluc ragnvindr x reader #diluc #kamisato ayato #ayato x reader #kamisato ayato x reader #cyno #cyno x reader #neuvillette #neuvillette x reader #genshin impact #genshin impact fluff #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact headcanons

[freyadragonlord]

What Han Yoojin thinks his life is like:

What Han Yoojin's life is actually like:

#the amount of canon dialogue where people openly discuss locking this man up or tying him down #is outstanding #and deserved #he is a menace #sctir #my s class hunters #the s classes that i raised #my s rank hunters #han yoojin #han yoohyun #bak yerim #sung hyunjae #song taewon #yoo myeongwoo #hyj #hyh #shj

[diazley]

They didn't hire a stripper for the bachelor party so Eddie decided to take matters into his own hands (by stripping off his shirt piece by piece)

#911 spoilers #eddie diaz #911 abc #eddie would've given chim a lap dance if he had actually been there at the party 😛 #drunk eddie is a menace huh. strip teasing n all that. naughty naughty man #anyways can't wait to watch drunk buddie wreak havoc

[snailtaco]

Old man, young man, whatever time guy

I haven’t actually drawn him yet which is surprising, so I’m making up for it (^v^)

#(head)canonically committed war crimes in the war of eras #menace mask man #also #how do you draw children?? #they’re like #small adults but not #loz #legend of zelda #link #linked universe #lu time #hero of time #oot link #mm link #art #my art

[serious-goose]

the awkward "anywhooo" is almost funnier to me than the zaddy shit. like stede would say that shit while being obviously flirted with in front of people

#ed being a menace about his stupid boyfriend #sooo realll #thinkin' bout them #ofmd #samba schutte the man than you are #our flag means death

[dreamydeathiscomingforya]

I can’t believe I just made a full fledge comic just for Damian calling Bruce old

Also @tourettesdog you’re little guy is wonderful and I want to give him a little squeeze

#little baby man #dp art #danny phantom #he’s a menace #Damian would adopt him the minute he see him #he is evil and I wanna give him a squeeze #damain wayne #bruce wayne #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover

[fandomohana]

#christina talks #eddie munson #stranger things #eddie coded #the man is a menace

[black-and-yellow]

As you would expect.

#midnight and mic try and ruin the interview cause the media is so not dope #all might is used to it #midnight doesn't care about the media she just wants to be a menace #bnha #mha #bnha comic #all might #Toshinori Yagi #nemuri kayama #hizashi yamada #shouta aizawa #present mic #eraserhead #midnight mha #think i forgot how to be funny #since i havent done a comic in donkeys #but whenever i think 'this isnt funny' it always does well #and ive had this in my head for . probably two years now #i just gotta get it out there man