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hi im in arkham what do i do
1. Ignore EVERYTHING
2. Don’t talk to the clowns
3. People are good except when they aren’t
4. If you encounter a black hairs blue eye child (some exceptions may apply) be nice to the or they WILL take it deeply to hart
5. You insult bat man so many people will try to jail you, even civilians
6. GO BACK TO METROPOLIS!!!!!
7. Go to that coffee shop on fifth it’s really good
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oneofgothamsinsane · 11 months
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BMHC members, we meet on Tuesday next week at the BatBurger on Main.
We will be plotting pranks against the Furry, Exp; Stealing loose batarangs, hijacking the batmobile, and and turning Red Robin(YUM) to the dark side.
@super-powerd-gothamight
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Jealous Jason Todd Headcanon
~loooong requested hope you enjoy some brotherly competition~
- jason had no idea he wanted you until dick called "dibs" the first night he met jason's mysterious "friend" and newest bat-recruit
- at first, jason didn't care. like at all. but that never stopped him from being an asshole
- "my brother y/n really? what's there to like? i didn't see you as a musical theatre and dad-joke enjoyer" he'd scoff anytime dick tried to make a move
- that didn't stop richard fucking grayson.
- "hey! y/n! fancy seeing you here!" .. "it's the batcave dick i work here" .. "oh, well are you working all night? maybe we can grab some big belly burger after?" .. "we have patrol together you dork"
- honestly, it was endearing being adored, worshipped even. from handwritten poems, to a little mini batarang necklace, and all the weapons your heart could desire
- and for all his dork-tendencies, dick knew a thing or too about hand placement...
- "put me down richard" .. "you literally fell into my arms" .. "i would've landed on my feet" .. "sure princess, but aren't my arms a little better?" he'd tease, sweeping you bridal style out the back door of the gala you two had just rescued
- it was somewhere in between the gift giving, rooftop dates, and stolen glances that jason realized he might want -slightly, just a tiny bit- more.
- okay; he wanted you all to himself.
- but he's always been shit at explaining it
- where dick was obvious and flirtatious, jason started subtle: always inching closer to you, keeping a longing gaze set on your every move-even if it meant tripping himself up in battles- you noticed he would sooner get shot than let you catch a scrape
- and just like dick's coddling, it got annoying
- "jace i've been on the team for months, i think i can watch out for myself" .. "i know, i protect the people i care about" his response was almost a whisper, and before you could pry further, he disappeared, replaced with a familiar cheesy grin "hi y/n! wanna catch a movie tonight?" .. "uh, one sec dick! i need to check on jace"
- but jason was never anywhere to be found. every time he let you in, he disappeared just as quick.
- when you started toying with new weaponry jason was there, you still got butterflies remembering the way he pressed himself against you while fixing your form, his calloused fingertips lighting fires as he subtly adjusted your grip on your gun
- "jay is this right?" .. "mhm your grip is perfect, but the recoil will get you, slide your leg backwards to brace for the impact of firing" .. the minute his hand touched your thigh a shiver ran across your body, against your shaking will .. "oh, sorry i didn't mean to-" .. you cut him off "no it's good, you're good" but before you could turn around to unpack the cloud of tension in the room, jason cleared his throat and gruffly said "fire" ruining any chance of an emotional conversation. three perfect shots to the targets, and with a satisfying nod he was gone once again
- so when dick asked you out on a real date, to a restaurant whose menu alone gave you anxiety at the thought of ordering, you realized you had to give jason the ultimatum
- but for once in his (second) life, jason was way ahead of you.
- "you said yes to dick?" jason was sitting at your desk when you entered your own room, overly dramatic but it was jason todd after all.
- "do i have a reason to say no?"
- "you hate fancy restaurants. you need like a week to plan what you'll order otherwise you'll just be stressed the whole time"
- you rolled your eyes, but jason wasn't finished: "and you hate movies, sitting in one place watching a film you probably haven't heard of, pretending to enjoy the nuance"
- he wasn't wrong. "whatever jace, that doesn't-" .. "i can tell you what's gonna happen. he'll order a wine too sweet for your taste, and talk to the waiter enough to make you want to crawl under the table. then after a perfectly lovely dinner he'll take you to a rooftop to 'show you the sights' and you'll have your first kiss. but you hate the city skyline, it reminds you you're far from home. you like the sound of the ocean and the rusting of the forest. you like something real."
- your heart was in your throat. but you needed something more: "say it jason. don't tell me the future with dick. fucking say it."
- jason stood up, closing the distance between you, eyes now desperate and wild: "say what? that i've loved you since the minute i lost you? that i feel like ive known you forever? that i don't need to learn to love you like he does, i was built for it? that i feel like i was made for you? how do i put it in a few useless words"
- "you just did jay." you whispered, letting him lock his lips in yours with a smile.
- "please go break richard's fucking heart and come home to me." he grumbled, to which you agreed, letting dick down softly and promising to set him up with one of your friends in return for his kindness- a deal which he wouldn't let you forget
- years later, it was more of a household joke, dick claiming he was the catalyst to your and jason's lovestory. to which jason wholly despised, but you never minded giving dick a little credit
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paradoxicwashere · 8 months
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Mr Freeze: The Man Who Lost Everything
Buckle Up everyone because I'm obsessed with the Snowman and am about to make it everyone's problem. Here's my pitch for reinventing Mr Freeze with his own mini-series.
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Alright, first hurdle to jump is that I *hate* the New 52 retcon that Nora was never his wife. It's dumb and it ruins everything that makes Freeze great. I don't know exactly what Rebirth did but I'm sure it, or one of the other yearly universe ruining events was catastrophic enough to undo that stupid, stupid retcon.
So here we go! Long start up with the actual pitch a little ways down.
Mr Freeze was reinvented by Batman: The Animated Series with a new tragic origin that made the character everything he's become today. But the one problem with the character is his story is quite literally, frozen. Every appearance he is trying to cure his beloved Nora and every time he fails. Something has to change, and Nora finally being cured / awoken has already been explored beautifully in both the Adventures Continues & The Arkham Games. So we have to go in the other direction:
Out in the arctic, Victor works against the clock - freezing Nora slowed down her condition, it didn't stop it. He has one last chance, he races to finish the formula that will save Nora. He has but moments to save her.
He fails.
The Serum wasn't ready in time. He missed it, he didn't even get to say goodbye. Nora Fries has passed on, and Victor failed. He's broken, of course. He was so desperate to save her he didn't even see her go.
And then Batman arrives. The Dark Knight, perusing the hijacked Research Vessel. He finds it in the middle of a blizzard. Victor, kneeling in the center of it. His rage fueling the storm. But Batman dosen't stop him, he dosen't throw a batarang, he dosen't even raise his voice.
He offers Victor his hand. He knows what it's like to lose your entire world and dosen't want Victor to suffer alone. He couldn't ever get through to Victor when he was blinded by desperation, but now - maybe grief can bring clarity.
Later, back in Gotham - Police get a report that the villainous Mr Freeze has been spotted walking into a store on 34th and 12th. They arrive only to see a slightly surprised Florist with a $20 note on her counter. Elsewhere, Victor apologizes for being late as he lays flowers down on Nora's grave.
Victor has new purpose. He couldn't save Nora, but she isn't the only one to suffer her disease. He will finish the cure, and in his mission he will come to blows with the Company that ruined his life in the first place: GothCorp.
My Comic follows Mr Freeze re-imagined as an Anti-Hero hellbent on war with GothCorp, the corporation that turned Freeze into the cold-hearted Doctor in the first place and stole key parts of his research, research that he wants back. With a few new allies Freeze will do whatever it takes to complete his research, spending the rest of his days doing everything he can to leave a good Legacy on the world
For Nora.
TLDR: When he fails to save Nora, Mr Freeze is given a chance by Batman to honour her legacy. He turns his life around and is reborn an anti-hero with his sights set on reclaiming his stolen research from GothCorp so that he can finish his cure for the disease that plauged Nora.
And now some additional ideas:
Victor enlists the help of a desperate Gotham University student to drive his mobile laboratory and do some of the less dangerous work that he cannot do due to his inability to blend in. In trade he compensates them and helps with their degree.
Victor and Red Hood get along splendidly - and they both operate under Batman's rules that they're allowed to operate in Gotham as long as they do not kill.
The other villains didn't respect Victor as a threat until he reminds them how dangerous he can really be. He makes sure they know to stay out of his way upon his return.
GothCorp want to use Victor's cryo-tech to permentantly suspend patients of 'incurable' diseases as a way to wring money out of the families of the patients. The joys of American Healthcare.
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gayshitanddadjokes · 2 years
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Someone should write a fic where Tim Drake gets roped into becoming a Green Lantern while he's still Robin, before he even starts YJ. He ends up living a triple life as Tim Drake, Robin, *and* a Green Lantern. He's just playing the long game, trying to get Hal to not say anything about him and make sure Bruce never sees Tim with any Green Lanterns, all while making sure none of the Lanterns meet Robin.
When his dad goes into the coma he's like "hey Hal do you wanna pretend to be a distant relative of mine and 'adopt' me so that Bruce Wayne doesn't?" "Why the fuck does Batman want to adopt you???" "He's my neighbor. Please." Which leads to a custody battle between one of the richest men in the world and a guy whose superpower is being stubborn.
One day after YJ disbands and they all join Teen Titans, Dick drags Robin to Teen Titans saying that Robin needs more friends. Que Cassie pulling him, Bart, and Kon into a side room and being all like "Tim??????" "What? Who's Tim? I've never heard of Tim Drake in my life!" "We never said your last name." "Shit."
Eventually the JL face an enemy that can steal their powers for a limited amout of time and Tim, who was roped into this by Guy, gets his powers stolen and proceeds to pull out a bo staff and batarang and beat the shit out of this guy. Batman runs over and is like "guy why did you let Robin borrow a lantern ring do you know how dangerous that could have been? Robin why are you even here?" And Guy turns to Tim and is like "did batman just call you Robin??????????" Tim is like "yeah about that" while texting Bart for help. Eventually they talk everything out. Eventually.
OR when Bruce dies and Damian takes Robin Tim just dips and becomes a lantern full-time. Someone else finds Bruce and B is like "yooooo where the fuck is my Robin???" And eventually asks the JL for help finding Tim Drake, though he doesn't say why and Hal immediately calls him and is like "idk what you did but you fucked up and Batman is looking for you BY NAME" and Tim is like "ok i got this". Of course what they don't know is that Bruce had been listening to the call and is like "how do you know Tim Drake" and he's like "why wouldn't I know him??? I thought that's why you asked me. I know not all green lanterns know eachother, but we're both from Earth so we kinda had to run into eachother at some point" and B is like ".did you just say he's a green lantern"
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Please help, I can't find this fic. I'm 85% certain I read it here on tumblr, but it could have been on ao3. ;-;
Marinette is Bruce Wayne's biological daughter, and when she was born, Sabine sent a letter with a picture of her newborn and a letter to Bruce, but he was on his training tour before becoming Batman. Sabine lost his number because I think her purse was stolen? So she couldn't call him.
The letter was stored with all the other ones Bruce got during that time, which was accidentally blown up by Dick when he was Robin by a stray exploding batarang.
Marinette grows up knowing who her birth father is, wanting a relationship with him, and researches everything about him and the kids he adopts.
Unfortunately, since Bruce never read the letter, he has no idea she exists, while Marinette watches over the years as he adopts more and more kids (her siblings!). She's hurt because what about her?
She's watched as he adopted everyone since Dick, and at first she thought he didn't want a girl, then he adopted Babs, Cass, and Stephanie. Then she thought he didn't want a biological kid, then he took in Damian.
But that was the last straw. Marinette realized he just didn't want her. Soon after that, Marinette asks her stepfather, Tom, if she could take his last name. Marinette's name is changed from Cheng to Dupain-Cheng.
Thank you for your help!
Hi! This blog is essentially inactive, as most of the mods are no longer as in touch with the fandom as we used to be, but we wanted to point you in the direction of @maribatserver—they might have a better idea of what you're looking for. Good luck!
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paintball169 · 3 years
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Day 3 - Identities
Day1 - Day2 - Day3 - Day4
Marinette had been living with the waynes for over a month now. The reason? Tom and Sabine sent her away to her biological father. Apparently To Dupain was not her biological, but Bruce Wayne was.
Marinette had a sliver of hope, A really, really thin one. Which had faltered by the month.
Marinette had defeated Hawk Moth with Chat Noir. Apparently Plagg found the brooches along with two sleeping kwamis accidentally. At night when Gabriel and Natalie were asleep, He had stolen the miraculous. On the patrol that night, Chat had told her that the miraculous were right under their noses. He gave her the two brooches and told her that Plagg had found the brooches in his father’s study. He told her that Gabriel was Hawk moth and Natalie was Mayura. Then he de-transformed and handed her the ring saying that he wanted to continue his life as a civilian.
Later that week it was announced that Chat noir found out who Hawk Moth was and he had stolen the miraculous at night. He then said that Gabriel and Natalie were the Villians. He then revealed himself saying that he was innocent, and he had no idea that his father was Hawk moth. Marinette had thought that with Hawkmoth gone she could beat Lila, But no, it Backfired. That was the reason she was Shipped off. Like an object. She was replaced just like an object.
Her only wish was to die. But she had tried to do that multiple times. Someone always managed to save her. So no, that option was unavailable. She had thought that she would finally be able to die in Gotham by sucide, But no, Selina, Cassandra or Jason always managed to save her.
By now she had started to see the woman as a mother figure. The Waynes hated her. They didn’t even listen to her side of the story. Only Cass and Jason had seen that there was more to the story. Selina and Alfred too, of course. The waynes saw her with disgust. They laid out certain rules.
And of course she figured out they were Bat family. She may not be from Gotham, but she wasn’t certainly stupid. She had to admit, The Waynes were really good at hiding the Batfam thingy. But what gave them away? Misplaced Batarangs by Tim. Then Tikki had also found the cave. She wasn’t stupid, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne were good friends and certainly Batman and Superman. The people of Justice league stopped by often at the Manor too.
Speaking of the Justice League, They had given her an offer to join the League, but she declined. They had given her a satellite phone for emergencies to contact the league. They had praised her high and low. Batman was even Concerned for her when he found out her age range. Concerned! If they knew that Ladybug was their new sibling who was claimed to be a bully, she’d be declared a threat and her take Miraculous away.
Her routine was the same. Wake up. Eat breakfast in silence as she was being glared at. Study something. Do commissions while talking to her boyfriend, Luka and the others. Eat Lunch while being glared at. Study the Grimoire with Alfred. Sketch some designs while talking to Selina and Cass. Draw illustrations while Jason talks. Eat dinner in Silence. Stay up till 3 am doing commissions. Sleep.
Last week she had introduced Luka to Cass, Selina, Jason and Alfred. It went really well. Especially when Jason found out he was Jagged Stone’s son.
She was thinking how she could step up her game with the Waynes. In her thoughts she didn’t see Selina coming in.
“What are you thinking about Kitten ?” Selina asks, seeing the half sketched dress.
“Gah! Selina don’t scare me like that! Anyway I was thinking, ``What do I do to annoy the waynes?” Marinette asks the Master of scheming Cat-woman.
“Hmm, what about going to your true self? Being in headphones, ignoring them, Snide answers, and stuff like that?” Selina says thoughtfully.
“Selina, that's brilliant! You’re the best Mom!” Marinette says. She covers her mouth with her hand realizing what she said.
“Aww, Com’ere Kit. I love you.” Selina says softly.
“You’re not mad?” Marinette hesitantly asks.
“Of course not!” She says.
“You’ll be more of a mother than Sabine will ever be to me.” Marinette says with a small voice and hugs the older woman.
Then the Chaos was unleashed. Whenever the Waynes wanted to ask her something she’d ignore them and she always had her headphones on.
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“Marinette, tell me why did you hurt the poor girl?” Bruce asks in a stern voice. Of course Mari didn’t hear him because of the blaring music.
“Marinette, Why did you hurt the poor girl?” Bruce asks again, obviously annoyed.
“MARINETTE-” He was cut off from Alfred of course.
“If I may Master Bruce,” he says, earning a nod. He gently taps the girl’s shoulder. Marinette moves her hair away and removes her Airpod. The music is loud enough for everybody to hear.Meanwhile Bruce flushes in embarrassment. “Miss, Your father wants to ask you something.” Marinette nods. She turns to her Father.
“What?” She asks.
“I asked, Why did you hurt the poor girl marinette, around two months ago?” He asks, patience bearing thin.
“Oh? I didn’t know that I could make a clone of myself and Send one to the fencing class and the other to beat her up at the Seine?” She says in a bored tone. Jason and Cass, not being able to hold their laughter any longer, burst out laughing.
Later that night they checked her attendance, sure enough she was in the fencing class.
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One day Marinette got a call from the Justice league, Stating an emergency. She quickly transformed to Ladybug and Portalled to the Watchtower.
“Ladybug, welcome to the Watchtower,” Wonder Woman welcomed, standing at the head of a group of heroes. Interestingly enough, Batman and all of his brood were among them. Nightwing, Red Robin, Black Bat, and Robin and the others.
“Wonder Woman,” she greeted back. “What’s the problem?”
“Your former partner has been kidnapped.”
Ladybug’s face turned pale, but she took a deep breath instead of panicking. “What do we know?”
“Ra’s al Ghul has taken the former Chat Noir in an attempt to convince the Guardian of the Miraculous to turn over the jewels to him,” Batman reported.
Her face turned up into a snarl. “The League of Assassins,” she spat.
They were surprised that she knew Ra’s. But they hid it well.
“I take it you understand why we cannot allow the Miraculous to be surrendered to his control,” Batman continued.
Wonder Woman stepped in before Ladybug could reply. “Ladybug, we need you to tell us who the Guardian is so that we may protect them.”
Ladybug let out a cold laugh. Shivers ran down everyone’s spine. “Wonder Woman, you misunderstand. The Order of the Miraculous is all but dead. I’m all that’s left. You want the Grand Guardian of the Miraculous?” She spread her arms wide. “You’re looking at her. And Ra’s al Ghul can have them over my dead body. ”
The gathered heroes looked stunned. “Now where is Adrien?”
Red robin started, recovering first. “You’re not going alone.”
“You’re right,” Ladybug cut in. “I’m not. I’m gathering my team.”
“What Red Robin meant to say is that Batman and his assembled partners are going with you,” Wonder Woman soothed. “They have experience dealing with Ra’s and would be a great asset.”
“I’ll be back in ten minutes, at the most.” She said. Everyone nodded. She portalled away to gather her team.
Five minutes later a portal opened and stepped out Honey bee, Dragoness and Cobra in the Glory. The portal snapped shut when Ladybug entered.
“This is not enough! We’re dealing with Ra’s al Ghul and the league here!” Ladybug said. “We need her. She’s the last resort if we lose!” Dragoness exclaimed. The Justice league was confused. Who were they talking about?
“You’re right. Bee, you’re the only one who knows where she is. You’re her best friend. I can't find her in all of paris!” Ladybug asks, turning to Honey bee.
“You’re right, I do. It’ll be easy to find her. She’ll be in her room. She’s always Isolated, so don’t worry about getting caught.” Honey Bee answers.
“Isolation! I thought I told her to Socialize!” Ladybug exclaims.
“Yeah, but her family treats her like a pariah except some people. But Ladybug I don’t know if she’ll be able to fight.” Honey bee says.
“Rossi?”
“Rossi.”
“Now location please.” Ladybug says.
“Right. Wayne Manor, Gotham, New Jersey.” Honeybee whispers. Earning surprised looks from Ladybug and the Supers.
“Alright.” Ladybug portals away. This was all staged of course. She had recently found a spell to make a clone of herself.
“Why won't the hero be able to fight? She’s a hero!” Batman exclaims.
“Depression, you overgrown furry, Depression. She’s tried committing sucide several times. We saved her.” This earns many shocked looks.
Cue opening a portal. All of the Paris heroes Gasps. All in glory Multimouse is standing there.
When Honey Bee saw Multimouse, she gasped and enveloped her in a hug, muttering French endearments and saying how much she’d missed her. Dragoness stole Multimouse for a hug next before passing her on to Viperion who also received an extra peck on the lips in return, while Ladybug watched with a soft smile.
With Kaalki involved, it was child’s play to get into the assassin stronghold. Team Miraculous filled the gaps and worked seamlessly in their own right, simply a step away from Gotham’s Bats. They beat assassins on their own. The Bats just watched in awe.
It didn’t take them long to make their way to Ra’s.
The man wore a self-satisfied smirk on his face as he greeted him from his throne. A bruised and bloodied but otherwise intact Adrien was being restrained on the dias a few feet away.
“Well, well, if it isn’t Team Miraculous,” Ra’s mused, looking down the line. His eyes paused on Multimouse and his expression shifted to intense amusement. “And if it isn’t the latest in the Detective’s brood. I suppose heroics truly do run in the family after all.”
A number of shocked and confused gazes snapped to Multimouse, who simply stared at him down with cold eyes growling quietly.
“And yet she isn’t why we’re here,” Ladybug cut in coldly, shoving that problem in a box for later.
Ra’s shifted his oily attention to her. “Yes, I believe I requested the Guardian, young Bug.”
“And here I am,” Ladybug said simply. “But I will never cede the Miraculous to you.”
“Well, then I suppose the Blonde Cat dies.” The assassin near Adrien tried to kill him only to turn to orange smoke. Ra’s growls when he realizes he was tricked.
“Your reign is over. Your crimes won’t continue much longer. Tell me, just how long have you been using the Pits to keep yourself alive?”
“Goodbye, Ra’s al Ghul,” Ladybug intoned. “We’ll leave you to what remains of your empire.” She turned and motioned for the Fox to open the portal to the Watchtower. The Bats followed behind.
Adrien was at the fringes, attempting to escape a hero that was trying to get him to the Medbay for medical attention. He only had eyes for Multimouse.
“Marinette!” he called.
The Bats were shocked at both the name and the blatant outing of a secret identity.
Adrien broke free from his wounds. “Marinette, I’m so sorry,” he said brokenly.
It was quiet for a moment. “I take it they told you why I left, then,” Multimouse said, carefully devoid of emotion.
“I never thought-”
“Don’t, Adrien,” Queen Bee snapped.
Adrien gaped at his friend, shocked at the venom her words carried against him.
“But her Lies, they weren't hurting anyone!”
“How?” Multimouse snapped, her voice cracking. She took a deep breath. “How was it different? Because you told me I had to ‘take the high road?’ Because her lies would unravel themselves? Because she wasn’t hurting anyone? Bullshit, Adrien! They were hurting me!”
“She followed your advice at first,” Queen Bee said sharply. “She shouldn’t have, but you were her friend and she trusted you. By the time she realized that it had been a mistake, it was too late. Everyone else was in too deep and you did nothing . When Mari tried to tell everyone that they were being lied to, she was made to look like a liar. A bully.”
“Do you realize that the rest of us had people on watchlists?” Ryuko said bluntly. “People at risk of Akumatization that could bring the city to its knees. Aurore, because of Stormy Weather II. Ondine, because of Syren. But do you know who was on top?” She let the silence sit. “Marinette. Marinette was on top of that list. The only reason she was above Ladybug was because Marinette was drowning. But any time she tried to get through to the others, Lila hit back harder and you would ask Mari to back down. Because we don’t want to upset Lila, right? We don’t want her to become an akuma. Again.”
“My parents believed her, Adrien,” Multimouse said quietly. “They sent me away because I was ‘out of control’. I’m treated like a criminal where I am now! So I’m sorry, Adrien, but I can’t forgive you. You said you didn’t want to live with more lies, but then you stopped telling the truth when it threatened your ‘peace’. Even when that ‘peace’ might have ruined my life.” She took a deep, steadying breath. “But you know what they say, right? Never meet your heroes.” She turned and looked straight at Batman. “They’ll always just disappoint you.”
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The next week was tense at the Wayne manor. But eventually they apologised to marinette. She became close with them. She and her family then sent lawsuits to the Akuma class.
The saying is true then. “All’s well that ends well.”
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batfamilysays · 3 years
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can you do a jealous/protective older!damian drabble💗💗💗
i hope you like it! to me a drabble is anything less than a thousand words
LIPSTICK SMEARED COLLARS!!
older!damian wayne x gn!reader
word count: 893
warnings: mentions of dicks (insults) and insecurities surrounding body image. not proofread, i'm tired
Regret is a prominent emotion, though not all reliable.
It comes fast at times, gliding through your bones and souring your mood like a tart citron, and burning your insides with heat and anger. Other times it swells up throughout time, slowly augmenting in pressure until it threatens to devour you whole.
For Damian Wayne is comes fast - the moment he sees you enter the grand wooden doors of the manor he regrets inviting you. The gala was a charity event for his father, with ornate gold dishware and fountains of cheese and honey, and oh was the decor a sight to be seen.
Asking you to come with him had been a good idea at the time - a hopeful ploy to not be painfully bored and instead enjoy a date night with his significant other.
It’s not the embarrassment of you that clouds his head when you come - no not at all. It’s quite the opposite, to be honest - he’s fully embarrassed by the others at the party. Old men with hungry eyes that eat up your body and tongues that flick out to wet their chapped lips. It disgusts him because yed you’re the most gorgeous person to ever live but that’s not all you are. You’re kind and sweet and way too obsessed with conspiracy theories.
So yes, the regret comes quickly, as do his hands around your waist, lips pressing onto the crown of your head, whispering a quiet, “Hello hubibi, you look absolutely stunning.”
With a giggle you turn to look up at him, “Seems you're not the only one who thinks so - who knows maybe i could get myself a sugar daddy here?”
It’s a joke - and he would have found it funny had the possibility not be so obviously there, “We can leave if you’re uncomfortable.”
You shake your head and move his hand from your waist to your hand, “No, this is your dad’s event and it’s important to be here. Let’s just have a good time and try to get drunk on the cheese fountain.”
“That’s germ city.”
“I work at a library - I’m also germ city.”
“Touche.” Damian feels a bit lighter, a bit less anxious with every squeeze of your hand and stolen stare as you walk down the steps to the main event, “Tell me if anyone bothers you ok? I’ll make them wish they hadn’t come.”
It’s sweet and makes your heart pulse in your chest - beating so rapidly blood flows to your cheeks and nose, dotting along the constellation freckles and moles.
You pull him to the center and wrap an arm around his chest, moving his hands to your waist, “Are you going to dance with me, Mr. Wayne.”
“Depends on if you can keep up.” He moves his hands a little lower and you roll your eyes with a bit back smile.
You have always been a bit insecure about your body, you rarely let people touch you. But with Damian Al’Ghul Wayne it was different. You trusted him - simple as that you trusted and loved him with all you were and all you ever would be. You trusted his wandering hands were for teasing and his lips on yours were more than just a hungry desire. You knew this from the way he caressed your cheek and asked for permission every time (even if you insisted he didn’t need to), You knew this from the way you felt the kiss in your toes and wrap around your soul. You knew this from the sweet nothings he whispers in your ear when he thinks you're asleep. You know this because your heart hurts so much to be away from him you feel as though you might combust.
A tap on your shoulder jolts you from the sweet melody of his rhythmic breathing, you turn to look up from where your head is resting on his shoulder to see a man a bit older than Bruce staring at Damian’s hands on her ass. In turns Damian tugs you closer, shifting so your back is against his chest.
“Mr. Wayne, it’s so nice to see you’ve brought a … friend.”
He nods curtly, hand collapsing yours so tightly it almost hurts, “Yes, perhaps you should bring one of your mistresses next time?”
“I hardly see how that has to do with what I said -”
Damian, still fiddling with your rings, tilts his head, “It doesn’t, just thought I’d let you know not every person wants to get in your wrinkled trousers.”
By now the man is fuming, ears red from embarrassment as people watch the scene unfold, “Look here kid ,”
“It’s Damian, Damian Wayne. This is my house and I suggest you leave.” He closes his eyes, trying desperately to calm himself down and not batarang him into the 1800s (which was probably when he was born considering how dated he was. )
“O-Oh, um, Look Mr. Wayne why don’t we let the lovely person speak for themselves.”
“Why don’t you shove it in your dust bunny dick.” Snapping you step forward, “And next time you want to harass someone maybe don’t do it with booze breath and lipstick smeared across your collar. Maybe explain that to your wife before trying to explain your interest in me.”
Never has Damian Wayne seen someone walk away so ashamed - metaphorical tail between his legs.
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Just Thinking Superbat #5
(An AU. Some angst. And a pro-active Clark.)
Bruce knew he was drunk and he didn't care. He slid himself up onto the ledge, turning sideways to stare down - all 47 floors - at the dots moving to and fro on the tiny road far below.
Others would have been quaking in fear but Bruce laughed instead, feeling right at home with gravity tugging at his body and wind ruffling his hair.
Edging further out until the back of his legs were flushed against the ledge and his bum hanging a little off, Bruce wondered what would happen if he were to let go.
Will his brains smash into bloody goo first or will his bones break first, cutting into organs and muscles? Will his synapses have time to send pain to him or will he die instant, without any feeling?
For a moment, Bruce's iron-grip loosened and he teetered precariously. God, he was so tired - his fight neverending. Put one villain down and another popped up like a damn Whac-A-Mole game. And people got hurt. People he didn't really know and people he really cared a lot for.
Tears suddenly threatened to spill and Bruce squeezed his eyes shut, struggling to control his emotions. And all of a sudden, he was floating upwards, shocking the hell out of him.
Eyes snapping open, he gaped at the goofy bespectacled man who was lifting all 210 pounds of him, as if Bruce weighed the same as a feather.
The man was clearly annoyed, his brows furrowed and his eyes narrowed. He put Bruce down before darting in, lips almost touching Bruce's as he whispered fiercely.
"This is so unbecoming of you, Batman."
Bruce’s batarang was out - instant and instinct - its sharp point pressing against the man's abdomen, hard enough to cause discomfort without breaking skin.
"Who the hell are you!" Bruce hissed, his drunken haze evaporating in the face of danger.
Instead of being frightened, the man smiled, bright and smirky. He shifted forward, inch by inch, and instead of batarang penetrating in - the weapon curl backwards as if it was made of rubber.
Bruce's eyes darted in disbelief between his batarang and the man's face. Fear caused through him when he realised that he was dealing with a non-human. And the man was too close now for Bruce to retaliate easily.
The man leaned in even more, breath ghosting over Bruce's lips.
"Before you do something stupid like kamikaze off the building, please know that you're not alone. I can help, if you'll let me."
Bruce opened his mouth and before he could utter a snarky retort, warm lips were pressing against his. The kiss happened too quick and too fast, and before Bruce could react, the man vanished like a puff of smoke.
Bruce was left standing alone and stunned. He couldn't help but wonder if it had al beenl a figment of his drunken imagination. But something in his hand told him otherwise.
His batarang was gone - stolen. In its place was a name card and Bruce brought it up, shifting so that he could read the words in the ambient light.
"A reporter!" Bruce growled, taken back by surprise.
What the hell was going on! Was this some new form of blackmail? Then anger surged like a roaring tide at how vulnerable the man had made him feel. And he even had the audacity to kiss him!
Bruce crushed the namecard and shook his fist in the air.
"Whatever you are, Clark Kent of Daily Planet," Bruce gritted his teeth, "Know that you're about to go down real bad for the affront done tonight."
With that Bruce turned and stalked off the rooftop of Wayne Enterprise. Little did he know that his words had been heard loud and clear by someone hovering high above.
"Good," Clark aka soon-to-be Superman smiled, "Come hunt me down , Bruce. It's time we get to know each other better."
(Thanks for reading and in case you will like to read the earlier ones, here are the links - #1, #2, #3, #4.)
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Baby, They Ain’t Got a Clue (Burton-schumacherverse Batcat, Riddlebird, fake dating, jealous!Ed)
Warnings: blood tw
“Well that felt...clinical.” Oswald muttered. “Hopefully this will stir them up enough so we never have to do it again.” Selina said, meticulously adjusting her shirt collar in the mirror to slightly show the hickeys she’d just received.
Oswald winced a bit as putting his shirt back on irritated the fresh whip marks on his back. “Maybe you could stay for a bit-“
“Faking rough sex with you is fun and all but I’m anxious to show Batsy your handiwork, let’s hope this will send him into a frenzy.” She turned back towards Oswald before leaving “Good luck.”
Getting injured by Batman on purpose on a heist so Ed would have to tend his wounds was the easy part, now to make the taller man jealous.
“You don’t have to do this, really.” Oswald insisted.
“No, no, you’re hurt. I wouldn’t feel right just leaving you like this.” Ed said.
Oswald had let a batarang hit him in the chest, he’d intended to be hit someplace where he would have to take his shirt off for Ed to help, mission accomplished on that front. Ed was blushing as Oswald unbuttoned the lavender dress shirt he was wearing, the front was soaked in blood already. He took it off enough for Ed to asses the damage and enough for him to see the whip marks on his back. “What happened there?” Ed asked, distracted from the spot he was supposed to be focused on.
“Oh, there? Selina is a feisty one.” Oswald said casually.
Ed face fell as he tended to the wound on Oswald’s chest, he looked bothered which made Oswald hopeful.
Selina felt impatient as she sat on the couch with Bruce, she had her hair pulled back so her neck was fully exposed but he hadn’t noticed a thing.
Oswald could feel that Ed was tense as they went over heist plans together “Would it be okay with you if I brought Selina along?”
“I guess so..” Ed mumbled, obviously it was not okay with him.
The heist itself almost failed due to Ed barely holding himself back from strangling Selina. That made Oswald very happy. Selina was having less luck, Batman had shown up to apprehend them and wasn’t paying close attention to her at all. Oswald felt it was time to make his move “Ed, you almost ruined my whole plan, what ever is the matter??” He asked, acting oblivious. Ed looked flustered “I- you-“ he stomped “You’ve been galavanting around with that cat skank all the time when I’m so much better for you!!” Ed looked surprised at his own outburst. Oswald got closer to him “Forget about her, I’m moved by your passion.” He purred, grabbing Ed by the waist. Before Batman could recover from the odd scene enough to stop them they were flying away together on Oswald’s umbrella.
He went over to Selina “You don’t look too upset about your boyfriend being stolen.”
“He was never my- we were pretending so that Ed and you-“
“I know.”
“Why the hell didn’t you say anything?!”
“I wanted you to realize you could just talk to me.” Bruce said smugly.
Selina was glad he couldn’t see her cheeks going red as she linked arms with him and they walked away.
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Safety Found in Red Sleeves
Chapter 8 (for real this time)
Okay. So, Bicho is Spanish for male bug while Principito is Spanish for Little Prince.
Enjoy!
With Lila’s blood-curdling scream, however, came Signal, or as Gotham had taken to calling the yellow clad boy, the Daytime Bat. Signal appeared a few minutes after Lila pretended to faint, tucking his grappling hook and batarang back into his utility belt upon seeing both Dick and Jason before he looked at where everyone else was looking, and seeing who he could only assume was the girl most of the Rouge gallery called “Hatter’s Girl”. He frowned, although no one could see it, as he suddenly realized how young the girl looked. He had always assumed (read: Bruce had lead him to believe) that “Hatter’s Girl” was what the Rogue gallery called Hatter’s squeeze, but from the way Scarecrow and The Riddler were allowing the girl to cling to them he could only assume it was more a note of paternal obligation than damnation of the girl.
Duke made eye contact with Jason, or as close to eye contact as he could make while wearing his helmet. Jason’s face was soft, his disbelief evident for everyone to see.
Duke was confused, he had never seen Jason look like this before and Dick seemed to be just as lost as he was. He glanced at the oldest Wayne child and saw his confusion was plain to see. “Is everything alright here?”
Alya turned to look at the yellow clad meta vigilante with a scandalized expression. “That girl is conspiring with villains!”
Duke frowned. “Ma’am, I mean no disrespect but what evidence do you have?”
-*-*-*
Stompp, Sass, Trixx, Wayzz, Tikki, and Plagg were all hiding in Chloé’s purse, knowing they couldn’t be with their chosen had most of them upset.
Plagg, who has nearly always been separated from his holders in the past, seemed to be dealing with it the best while Tikki, whose holders have always been permitted to keep her close, however, wasn’t faring very well. Stompp, whose holders were almost never permanent, was simply lounging against Plagg while Trixx relaxed into the side of the purse closest to Chloé. Sass and Wayzz were attempting to placate Tikki while sharing looks filled with disbelief.
“Tikki. Your kid is a Guardian. You’re not being renounced. He just can’t keep you on him right now.” Sass began. “Trixx’s kit would never take you away from your bug, Plagg’s kitten wouldn’t take you away from your bug.”
“Tikki, take deep breaths. Remember why we’re all in Trixx’s kit’s purse?”
“...to keep warm?”
“Why do we need to keep warm?” Wayzz prodded.
“...because Gotham is unusually cold.” Tikki continued.
“Do you want to be alone in your bug’s fanny pack right now?”
Tikki looked down. “No.”
“Okay. Now go cuddle with Plagg or Trixx to keep warm.” Wayzz sighed as the older being slunk away to curl into her other half’s side. They turned to look at Sass and the two beings shrugged at the way their friend was reacting. “She’s going to be a handful, isn’t she?”
“I’m afraid so my friend, I’m afraid so.”
-*-*-*
Thana turned her head to look at the meta vigilante, recognizing the vigilante as Signal. She looked him over, realizing that the hero in front of her had to be one of Batman’s newest additions, she knew he wasn’t Damian or Jason because Jason was still in the group behind her and Signal appeared to be much too old to be Damian. She decided, based on how his eyes kept flicking from her to the duo hugging her and back before his eyes sought out their tour guide and bodyguard. Nodding to herself, deciding the civilian identity for Signal had to be Duke Thomas, she turned in her uncles’ grasp to face the vigilante and waited for his attention to return to her.
She offered the hero a smile when his attention was back on her. “Excuse me Mr. Signal?” She glanced at her Uncle Ed to confirm that was the hero’s name, before looking at the vigilante clad in bright yellow. “I didn’t realize hugging your uncles you hadn’t seen in person in years was illegal.” She dropped the Parisian accent while talking to the vigilante, letting her Crime Alley accent wrap around the words. “I was stolen off the streets by the GCPD when I was nine and this is the first time I’ve seen them in person since then.”
Signal seemed to nod understandingly while Alya seethed on his other side.
“Yeah right. Those two are probably your suga-” Alya was suddenly cut off by Nino’s glare. Nino could only take so much of his one-time crush’s whining before he got tired of hearing her voice.
“This is my Uncle Ed and my Uncle Jon, Césaire. They have been huge parts of my life since I was forced from my home after my mother died.” Thana’s voice grew hard and her Parisian friends knew that she hated having to speak about her past.
Alya’s face paled slightly, not having known the girl had been left without a mother.
Thana focused only on the vigilante, knowing if she looked to her friends she would lose her nerve. “I am sorry to interrupt your patrol, I know how you Bats love your city.”
Signal nodded and turned back to the French group. “There’s nothing wrong here. Continue on with your tour.” He nodded and pulled out his grappling hook. He shot the hook in the other direction and was essentially just a yellow blur on the horizon.
Thana returned to her uncles’ embrace.
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Ed and Jon decided that they were going to tag along with the tour, one on each side of Thana because her dad was still out there and they didn’t currently have eyes on him.
Their tour guide seemed to just roll with it, allowing the two to join them as they continued to walk around Gotham proper.
Alya was stuck carrying Lila around for a while, grumbling under her breath about how “it wasn’t fair that Marinette got to stay attached to her dumb sugar daddies”.
A majority of the class walked closer to their tour guide, noticing the worried looks the Gothamites kept shooting their group as they walked with Ed and Jon, because those are the names they were introduced with and they just didn’t know if they would trust these men. On the other hand, Thana’s friends, who had all at least talked to the duo before, seemed to orbit around Thana and her two uncles. Jason, who continued to stick to the back of the group, couldn’t help but overhear the conversation that was going on between the group right in front of him.
“So, you’re the hooligans who’ve been keeping our niece out of trouble.” Ed began, glancing at Jon over Thana’s head to shoot his lover a smile.
“How have you been keeping our niece out of trouble?” Jon continued, his voice seeming to soothe Thana in ways Thana’s friends had never been able to.
“Mèo con? It’s just a matter of us not giving her any time to get in trouble.” Kim smiled and reached over to ruffle Thana’s hair.
Nino smiled, watching as two of his three childhood friends interacted. “Chloé and I keep those two out of trouble.” He shrugged and linked his arm with Chloé’s. “It’s nice to properly meet two of Alqamar’s uncles.”
“Do you think we could slip use our free time for a real tour? An in depth tour?” Thana glanced at her friends, a worried smile on her face. “I mean, only if you all want to.”
Thana’s friends shared a look, Chloé shooting Alix a subtle glare when it looked like the pinkette was going to be unkind, before all five of them turned back to Thana. “Sure. As long as your uncles accompany us.”
Thana brightened, her blue grey eyes seeming to come alive with every moment. “Okay.” She nodded and threw her arms around her friends before pulling away and rejoining her uncles.
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Mlle. Bustier sighed, the class all seemed to be impatiently waiting for her to release them to go about their free time. She nodded and waved towards the door. “Just go.”
Thana grabbed Kim’s hand, not looking as he grabbed Nino’s, Nino grabbed Chloé’s, Chloé grabbed Adrien’s and Adrien grabbed Alix’s, before pulling her friends out of the hotel, glancing up at the side of the hotel before freezing. She finally took in the bullets on the side of the building, her eyes landing on the pair of bullets, a little J hidden in the corner of one with the other having a little T hidden in its corner. She reached her hand up to them before shaking her head and focusing back on her mission.
She led her friends down alleyways and across streets, steering clear of anywhere she knew her father was ought to frequent, before she pulled them to a stop in front of the Iceberg Lounge.
“Okay. So, technically, none of us are old enough to go in but Uncle Ozzy won’t care as long as we’re wearing red sleeves.” She turned to her friends, who all seemed skeptical.
“Are you sure this is a good idea Chatte?” Adrien asked, his tone gentle as though he was afraid she’d react badly.
“I promise Bicho.” Thana smiled reassuringly at her friends before she turned and pushed open the door. “Uncle Ozzy! I’m home!”
-*-*-*
Jason looked at the newest bat, knowing he hadn’t been at the press conference because he’d be patrolling so he didn’t know about Bruce’s proclamation. Jason glanced at his older brother, who shrugged at him when blue met blue-green, before turning back to the scene in front of him. He watched as his little sister when did she stop being so little handled the situation with a grace that he’d remembered from their time together on the streets.
He’d have to clue the newest bat into Bruce’s proclamation. He’d get his number from Dick after they dropped the class off back at the hotel.
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Jason watched the class out of the corner of his eye (and the window into the lobby) as he and Dick walked back to his apartment. “Hey Dickiebird? Do you have Duke’s phone number?”
Dick pulled out his phone and scrolled through his contacts before landing on the right one. “Yeah. You want it or do you want me to arrange a meeting?”
“I doubt he’ll come if a strange number requests it. Could you?”
“He gets done patrolling in an hour or two. I’ll send him your address and tell him to drop by after patrol.” Dick shot Duke a text and smiled before bumping shoulders with Jason. “She was like a mini female you. A spit fire with a heart of gold.”
Jason shrugged. “Let’s just hurry. Kutlat Saghira gets irritable when we’re apart for too long.”
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Jason sat on the couch in his living room, Damian firmly seated on his lap and refusing to move, waiting for Duke to knock on his door. Tim, Steph and Cass were standing in his kitchen recreating a Vine on Tim’s Tik Tok account. Dick and Wally sat on the loveseat, Mar’i, Iris and Jai sat on the floor colouring in a colouring book on the coffee table.
A knock sounded on the door, causing Dick to stand to get it because Damian refused to let Jason up.
Dick opened the door, a gentle smile on his face. “Hey Duke.”
“Hey, uh, Dick. What’s up?” Duke nervously rubbed the back of his neck, his smile seeming just a little forced until he looked into the kitchen and saw the three recreating a Vine. “So this is where you all have been hiding.”
“Not, not exactly.” Dick responded, moving out of the way to allow the younger man entry. “So, do you remember Bruce saying he was putting together a press conference?”
“Vaguely.” Duke walked into the apartment, noticing the collection of shoes to the left of the door and toeing off his shoes without much thought to it, before noticing all of the people in the living room. “Hello?”
“Hi.” Jason called, his voice even tempo’d so as to continue to soothe the boy in his lap. “I’m Jason, I was the second Robin.”
Duke startled at seeing the man, looking at the other man in the room as he casually referred to himself as “the second Robin”. With wide eyes he looked at Jason and mouthed “does he know”.
“That’s Wally West. Formally Kid Flash, part time Flash.” Jason smiled, a slow lazy smile that only being surrounded by his family brought out in him. Tim, followed by Steph and Cass, vaulted over the back of the couch and settled around Jason, with Cass ending up sprawled across Tim and Steph’s laps. “He knows.”
Duke nodded, drifting to the chair sat across from the couch. “Of course.” He paused a moment, taking in how everyone was sitting. Dick, at some point, had reclaimed his spot beside Wally. Mar’i settled on the arm of the loveseat beside her father, her hands clinging to both her father and her Aunt Cass (who had held her hand out to her niece upon noticing her intended location), while Iris sat between Dick and Wally and Jai sat on Wally’s lap. “So, what’s up?”
Steph looked at her little brother, a thoughtful expression on her face. “Bruce said some things after the press conference. About how ‘no child of his would associate with a child of a rogue’ because Jace’s little sister is the daughter of the Mad Hatter-”
Duke lit up, his warm brown eyes locked on Jason’s face. “That was your sister?” He let out a silent laugh. “Oh my Amazon. She was so cool.”
Jason nodded, taking in the way Duke seemed to be admiring his sister. “She was always diplomatic when we ran into anyone on the streets. It’s part of the reason why any kid wearing red sleeves is allowed into the Iceberg Lounge and inside Robinson Park’s limits.”
“Oh. Okay. I think I remember seeing her on the streets a couple times when we were younger.”
Jason just shrugged. “Probably.” He looked down after Damian poked him, only to find a pair of green eyes locked on his face with a barely there “hm” the only indication that Damian wants introduced. “This rascal here is Damian al Ghul-Todd. Around here he gets called Kutlat Saghira, Little Nuget or Principito.”
“Hello Damian. I’m Duke, I’m,” Duke looked at the gathered Waynes, looking for visual cues, before looking back at Damian, “your uncle.”
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Jason was startled awake by a loud knock on his living room window. He glanced down at the bed, seeing all of his younger siblings as well as his son were in the bed, before slowly and gently moving Damian into Cass’s grasp. He slowly slid out of the bed, shoving his feet into a pair of newly acquired slippers, before padding into the living room and moving the curtain to reveal that Batman was knocking on his window. He propped open the window with a curt call of “what do you want Bruce?”
“It wasn’t enough to steal all of my other children, you had to steal Duke too?”
“It is not my fault he was operating under the assumption that you would be there for him through anything. We simply told him the truth.” Jason crossed his arms over his chest, his blue-green eyes looking more and more green as the older man continued to piss him off. “Duke deserved the truth. Besides, I’m pretty much sure I told you to forget my address after you passed it on to Alfred.”
“That is beside the point.” Bruce looked as though he was going to continue before the tip of a Wakizachi was pointed at his jugular notch.
“You are angering my Baba. Leave.” Damian, who even in his half asleep state was protective of those he called his, stared up at the man who fathered him.
Bruce fled with his figurative tail between his legs, deciding he would have to reclaim his children in another manner.
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The riddler kinda slays tbh
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Longitudinalwaveme Reviews Some More Old Comics (and One New One), Part 2
Batman #321, “Dreadful Birthday, Dear Joker...!” 
The story opens with Commissioner Gordon receiving an invitation to the Joker’s birthday party. “Black tie optional, funny hats mandatory”. A few seconds later, everyone in police headquarters doubles over laughing, the victims of Joker’s, well, Joker gas. 
Batman is on the scene only a few seconds later, and starts punching out Joker’s goons. Unfortunately, by the time he’s finished doing this, both Joker and Commissioner Gordon have disappeared. 
Eminently Quotable Joker: “Ah---the Batman! What an expected surprise! And what a waste of a perfectly good window! Couldn’t you have used the door?” 
As Joker leaves in his Jokermobile, the police officers tell Batman that the Joker also captured Robin earlier that day (by pretending to be a woman with car problems!) 
Meanwhile, Selina Kyle, Lucius Fox, and Alfred are talking when the Joker bursts in and kidnaps them as well. Notably, Selina mentions that she’s been having terrible headaches. 
Selina Kyle wakes up in a room with Batman; the other kidnapees wake up in the Joker’s “Ha-Hacienda” on his “victim-go-round”. 
Eminently Quotable Joker: “Tomorrow is my birthday, and by way of celebration, I intend to eliminate all you who’ve crossed me, while all of Gotham watches! It’s not exactly the catcher’s mitt I really wanted...but it’s a pretty fair second place! HAHAHAHAHAHA!” 
Hawkman stars in a Hostess cupcake ad! 
The Joker murders one of his own henchman with his “BANG!” flag gun for not laughing at his joke. 
Eminently Quotable Joker (in response to Robin saying “You’re out of your mind!”): “Gloriously so! Isn’t it wonderful?” 
In order to get his audience, the Joker put an ad in the newspaper that states that the “Harlequin Baking Company” will be inviting all of Gotham to  sample its wares at the Seaside Coliseum. AND IT WORKS, because everyone in Gotham has the IQ of turnips. A bazillion people come to the Coliseum to get free food. 
Joker dramatically reveals himself to everyone and explains that he’s going to blow up all the people he hates with a giant cake bomb. Then Batman arrives and offers himself in exchange for the other hostages. This goes exactly how you’d expect it to go, but Batman manages Batman his way out of the trap, saving both himself and all of his friends. 
Joker runs away and jumps into a boat. Batman follows him, they fight for a bit, and then the Joker apparently blows himself up. But he’s not dead, because nothing can kill the Joker. Batman even says so. 
This would’ve made a great episode of B:TAS. 
Batman #322, “Chaos--Coming and Going!” 
And now for something completely different! 
Catwoman looks at a bunch of old newspaper clippings of herself, as the comic hints fairly subtly that she might be unwell (just as her headaches last issue did). 
Meanwhile, a van is delivering issues of the tabloid The Gotham Guardian...when a thrown bundle of newspapers is intercepted by a boomerang! Captain Boomerang is in Gotham City! 
The two men in the van react by promptly trying to run Digger over....only for him to slice their van in half with a boomerang!
Digger yells at them to tell their boss that this was only a warning: the mysterious boss owes him a million dollars, and he wants it in 24 hours or else. 
Then Batman shows up out of nowhere and he and Boomerang get into a fight. Digger distracts Batman by using his exploding boomerang to damage a nearby building. This causes some rubble to fall on one of the drivers. Batman goes to rescue him, and Digger vanishes. 
Green Arrow stars in a Hostess fruit pie ad! 
Batman talks to Alfred about Captain Boomerang, telling him to ask Lucius Fox to find out who owns the Guardian, since he’s probably Boomerang’s next target. He also refuses to call the Flash in for help. “The night I can’t handle a punk like Boomerang is the night I hang up my cowl!” 
Catwoman goes to a doctor and it’s confirmed that she is, in fact, dying. She has less than a month to live and the only cure is some Egyptian herbs that have been lost to time. 
Meanwhile, Captain Boomerang lets us know that he hates Gotham. “Lor’, but I hate this cronky town! I never would’ve come her from Central City if it wasn’t for my million quid!” 
Apparently, Captain Boomerang set up a retirment fund for himself and is ticked off that has money was subsequently stolen. 
“It’s really rum--downright ironic! The one time I play the game by their rules--and it’s me who gets taken for a sucker! Well, nobody crosses “Digger” Harkness--and gets away with it intact!” That’s our Digger! 
Also, he has a giant boomerang hidden under a tarp. 
Catwoman goes to the museum to see a display about cats...and conveniently, some ancient Egyptian medicinal herbs are there. Catwoman determines to take them so she can save herself. 
Batman asks the most Irish Irishman to ever walk the pages of the comic book about where he might be able to find Captain Boomerang, but he hasn’t heard anything. Then Alfred calls Batman and tells him that Lucius has discovered that the Gotham Guardian is owned by a corporation which serves as a front for a guy named Gregorian Falstaff. 
The man in question is eating dinner at a hotel when he is rudely interrupted by Captain Boomerang, who knocks out Falstaff’s bodyguard and demands his money. Falstaff plays dumb, claiming that the whole thing was an unfortunate accident and offering to write him a check. Boomerang insists that it’s cash or nothing (since he doesn’t trust Falstaff). Then Batman shows up, and Digger throws a smoke bomb boomerang that distracts Batman long enough for him to knock him out with another boomerang. 
“You gave it a fair dinkum try, cobber-but fair ain’t enough when  you’re dealin’ with the likes of me!’” Didgeridoo! Crikey! Steve Irwin! Can you tell I’m Australian yet? 
Selina Kyle tries to call Bruce but can’t get ahold of him, so she decides to take matters into her own hands and pulls out her Catwoman costume. 
When Batman comes to, he’s been tied to the giant boomerang. 
“Nothin’ permanent, mate--you’re simply tied to my giant rocket-powered boomerang! Only Flash’s super-speed saved him from the original--and without super-powers you’ll never escape this improved version!” So...which one of the giant boomerangs you used to launch the Flash into space are we talking about here, Digger? Because there’ve been at least four at this point. 
Boomerang launches the boomerang into the air and it explodes. Digger is naturally convinced that he’s killed Batman, only for Batman to promptly prove him wrong by showing up alive and well. “Nobody could possibly survive a flight on my Doomerang!” Oh, Digger...
Batman explains that he survived by “maneuvering my bonds toward the Doomerang’s rocket-jets--and the ignition-flames freed me! Then I simply slipped away under the cover of all that smoke before the Doomerang took off!” I love that Batman also calls the thing a Doomerang (with a totally straight face, mind you.) 
Then Digger throws a boomerang at Batman at the same time Batman throws a Batarang at him. But because Batman is Batman, he wins the boomerang duel and knocks Digger out. Way to take away Digger’s only accomplishment there, Batman. It’s like if Superman won any of his races against the Flash. 
Batman decides to investigate Falstaff. 
Meanwhile, at the museum, someone who looks like Catwoman is stealing one of the exhibits....
Flash #286, “The Color Schemes of the Rainbow Raider”
This issue introduces the greatest villain of all time...the dreaded Rainbow Raider! 
After a long day at work, Barry Allen is heading home...only for an alarm to go off at the Centrex Art Museum! Barry has to promptly go into action as the Flash as Barry thinks about how tired he is. Apparently, his new police chief, Darryl Frye, has made him work overtime three times in one week alone. 
Suddenly, a rainbow appears, bewildering Barry, as it hasn’t rained for the past week. Barry runs inside the museum to find the guards crying inexplicably. Barry deduces that the thief has been altering their emotions and realizes that this is probably not one of his established Rogues. 
Sure enough, he soon comes face-to-face with the Rainbow Raider!
“Welcome, Flash! I didn’t think you and I would be meeting so soon...but sooner or later we were bound to clash! Allow me to introduce myself! I am the Rainbow Raider---the most colorful criminal this city’s ever seen!” Oh, Roy. You’re so amazingly silly, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. 
Roy shoots a beam of blue light at Barry, who somehow deduces that this was what enabled him to mess with the emotions of the guards. Barry dodges the blast of blue light, but it hit and knocked out by a blast of black light. 
The police are suitably baffled by the Rainbow Raider, who, incidentally, signed his crime scene with “The Rainbow Raider was here!” That’s amazing. 
Meanwhile, the Flash runs home, for the Rainbow Raider has...uh....sucked all of the color out of his body! Somehow! Wha? 
Meanwhile, in a mobile trailer, Roy is gloating to himself. “Now I know I’m ready for the big leagues--on a par with seasoned criminals like Captain Cold and Mirror Master!” Uh...sure, Roy. 
Batman and Catman star in a Hostess cupcake ad! 
“Roy G. Bivolo is compelled by higher motivations--like art appreciation!” 
Roy reveals that he suffers from achromotopsia, a rare form of colorblindness that means he sees the world entirely in greyscale. This fact apparently scuppered his burgeoning artistic career, because the art critics of Central City have never heard of black-and-white artwork even though it totally exists. 
Also, Roy’s dad was apparently a, quote, “leading world-renowned optometrist”, and he tried to create goggles that would allow Roy to see color. He passed away shortly after Roy turned 21; having finished the googles just days before. 
When Roy tested them a few weeks later, he found that they hadn’t cured his colorblindness...but that they could shoot out “bands of multi-colored solid light particles that I could literally “ride” through the sky”. Roy then uses his father’s notes to unlock even more abilities with his goggles. Eventually, his mother also passed away, and Roy decided to turn to crime. 
“Since I was robbed of a brilliant art career as a painter--I think it’s only fitting that I rob others....rob them of the pleasure they’ve derived all these years from priceless works of art I myself have never been able to enjoy! If I can’t see them in all their glory---then neither will anyone else!” Roy...that’s insane. 
Barry Allen fails in his attempt to flirt with Fiona Webb, then exposits about pseudoscience. “The color black appears black because it absorbs the light waves of all other colors...without reflecting them! Those black beams the Rainbow Raider enveloped me with must’ve had a similar effect--saturating my body with radiation that prevents me from reflecting any and all light-waves...leaving me totally colorless!” SCIENCE! 
Barry uses makeup and hair day to make himself look normal. As a result, he’s 20 minutes late to work and gets chewed out by his boss. 
Also: “The unnatural inner-vibrations from this color drain are steadily sapping more and more energy from my molecules by the minute!” More SCIENCE! 
Barry is about to get to work when he hears about the opening of the Skytop Art Gallery. Assuming that this would be an ideal target for the Rainbow Raider, he goes into action as the Flash. 
Roy has created a distraction by using his emotional manipulation powers to get all of the art patrons to fight each other while he escapes. Barry runs up a building and onto Rainbow Raider’s rainbow...whereupon Raider shoots a blinding light at him, causin him to slip off the rainbow and almost fall to his doom. Luckily, his ability to vibrate through anything saves his life, as he manages to vibrate through a green car he was about to land on. 
Barry then finds that he’s turned totally green. ‘I must’ve been vibrating on the precise wavelength of the color green when I passed through this heap--somehow allowing me to regain my capacity to absorb green light-waves!” SCIENCE! He then starts running through vehicles of other colors to regain his capacity to absorb those light-waves, too. Since Raider is colorblind, he can’t figure out what the Flash is up to. 
When Raider takes one last blast at the Flash, the effects restore him to normal, and Flash is able to make quick work of the Rainbow Raider. 
I love the Rainbow Raider so much.
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With one last breath in me (I’d die before I’d let you leave)
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Notes: Hey @river-bottom-nightmare! I hope you enjoy this! I tried my best to make it angsty but I always go overboard with the fluff on these two. I had a lot of fun writing this, so I hope you’ll have fun reading it too!
“Superboy, to your left!” Robin says.
Jon uses his laser eyes to destroy the robots, before moving back to Robin’s side, running with him for the exit.
“You have the data?” He asks.
“Who am I, Red Robin?” He shoots back, smirking as he shakes the flashdrive in front of him “Of course I have the data.”
“That was fast.”
“I am fast.” Robin says, using his batarangs to make a hole on the wall ahead of them.
“Careful,” Superboy smiles, picking him up by the armpits and flying them out of the twentieth floor “You almost sound like Flash now.”
“That’s preposterous.” Robin rolls his eyes as his feet carefully reach the ground, patting the dust out of his costume.
“Are you alright?” Jon asks, scanning his friend like his father had recently taught him to.
“I’m fine. Are you?” Damian grunts, rearranging his cape.
“Yeah, I’m okay. But I think we should go before that becomes a problem.” Jon points at the building they just left, with a reasonably sized burning hole on it’s side.
“Great point.” Robin raises an eyebrow at the mess they’ve made.
Jon picks him up by his armpits again, over Damian’s protests.
“Put me down, you wild beast!” He flails around “You’re going to dislocate my shoulders!”
“What do you suggest then? We need to get home!” Jon says. Damian thinks for a second, before sighing.
“Fine. Put me on your back.” He says, resigning to his fate.
Jon doesn’t need to land to throw him over his shoulders, going faster now that Damian was more secure. Robin blushed with the ease that he had been placed on his friends back, wrapping his arms and legs around Superboy’s torso. They still had fifteen minutes to go, so he rests his head against Jon’s back, examining the flashdrive. Jon blushes when he feels Damian’s hair ticking the back of his neck. They reach their HQ after twenty minutes of a comfortable flight. Robin doesn’t complain about the added travel time.
Damian walks to the computer, analyzing the data they had just stolen, downloading whatever seemed interesting and relevant before he could take it back to the cave for further research under his father’s critical eyes.
“Hey, Dami,” Jon calls. Damian freezes at the nickname, and tries his best to disguise it as he feels Jon’s hand on his shoulder “Do you think you have it covered? I kinda really need a shower right now.”
“Go ahead.” Damian’s voice comes out a bit higher than normal. He clears his throat “You wouldn’t be of much use for me right now anyways.”
Jon takes a deep breath and rolls his eyes.
“Whatever.” He pulls his hand back “If you need me, you know where I’ll be.”
Yes, he did. In the shower. And Damian was trying really hard not to picture him there. And he was trying really hard not to think of how nice Jon’s hair must feel when it’s wet and being shampooed. And he tries even harder not to think of how even nicer it must be to have Jon’s hands massaging his scalp for him. And he tries really hard not to think of how much he wants Jon to tangle his fingers into his hair and play with it as he drifts off to sleep. And he doesn’t even know why it is that he needs to try so hard not to think about it.
“I won’t be needing you, Kent.” Damian says “Have a nice shower. You stink.”
“Whatever.” Jon says again, rolling his eyes one more time.
 ...
 “What’s with the face, D?” Jon asks, sitting across his friend at the lunch table.
Damian takes another bite out of the sandwich Alfred had carefully crafted in the morning and frowns harder as he watches a girl sit down next to Jon, followed by her friend. He was almost sure one of them was Delilah, but it might as well be Janet. Jon is – as always – smiling, but the two girls aren’t. Understandably so. Damian didn’t exactly make an effort to be liked.
“So, which class do you have next?” Jon insists.
“Chemistry.” Damian answers.
“Oh, I hate chemistry.” Jon says, overreacting, trying to keep the conversation alive.
“I used to find it rather fascinating. Of course, that was back when I was with mother and being taught something actually useful and challenging, and not now, when I’m forced to go through this with a bunch of functional idiots that can’t even remember the formula for the air that they breathe.” Damian says.
“Huh.” Jon says, tapping the table and bouncing his leg. Damian rolls his eyes.
“Yeah.” The girl – maybe her name was Jessica – says, turning to Jon “Hey, have you seen the soccer game last night? Man, I could barely stay still!”
“Me neither!” Jon says, enthusiastically chattering on about a game Damian had neither seen or been interested in with the girls.
He tunes out the conversation until he finishes his sandwich and leaves without a word, but enough noise to catch a few eyes. Not that he cared.
“Excuse me for a second.” Jon says to the girls, before sprinting after Damian “Hey, D, wait up!” He says, placing his hand on Damian’s shoulder again, forcing him to turn. He wills himself not to blush when he faces his blue-eyed friend “What’s going on? Did something happen? You seem a little down today.”
“Nothing happened, Kent.” Damian spits out “I have a class to attend. Go back to talking about football with your friends.”
“It’s actually soccer, but-”
“Doesn’t matter.” Damian turns around “Americans” He rolls his eyes as he makes his way through the halls, leaving Jon very confused, a little worried, and a little angry.
Damian keeps rubbing and scratching his right shoulder through the day, remembering Jon’s hand forcefully spinning him on his heels. He can’t understand why he wishes it was still there.
The rest of Damian’s classes go by at an agonizingly slow pace, and when he’s finally free to go home, he once again feels a hand grabbing him on the hallways. Jon holds him by his left forearm, and Damian stares down at his friends grip in surprise. His arm is covered by his clothing, but it still feels like it’s on fire under the other’s fingers. Surprisingly, Damian finds that he doesn’t really want to pull away. He drags his eyes up, meeting his friend’s.
“Dami, did I do something? You haven’t talked to me all day.”
Damian frowns.
“You didn’t do anything, Kent.” He pulls his arm back, harsher than he needs to be “Leave me alone at once, I need to go home.”
“Oh, c’mon Damian.” Jon walks beside him. Damian wants to punch him in the face “Don’t be like that. We’ve been friends for such a long time, you can tell me anything.”
“Great. I’m telling you to leave.” Damian shoves his hands in his pockets.
“You’re so rude, Damian.” Jon says.
“Oh look, there’s Pennyworth.” Damian says, monotone and sarcastic “I would hate to keep him waiting. Goodbye.”
Damian walks faster, getting away from a huffing, frustrated Jon, while waving at Alfred. He replies with a polite nod and a small smile. When Damian gets in the car, ready to cuss up a storm on his way home, a friendly face greets him.
“Hey Dami.” Dick says, smiling, sunglasses on “So, I take it school sucked today.”
“Very much so.” Damian dares to open a small smile as he settles in next to Dick “What are you doing here?”
“Hello, missed you too, happy to see you’re safe.” Dick teases.
“Yes, sure, I’m glad you’re back from your mission, alive and in one piece.” Damian rolls his eyes “Not like I had any doubts you’d come home safe.”
“I’m here because I missed you.” Dick says, reaching out to ruffle Damian’s hair “But Bruce wouldn’t let me come alone, says there are too many bruises to be questioned, so I had to stay in the car.” Dick removed his shades to expose a nasty black eye, so swollen Damian could barely see the blue in them. He was taken aback by that, finally noticing all of the other injuries Dick hid so well; there was a healing cut close to his hairline, a splint in his left hand and a deep purple bruise poked out of his collar, probably hinting at a much bigger nightmare underneath.
“I can see why.” Damian says as Dick puts his shades back on. The boy stops for a second, thinking “Can I still hug you?”
Dick has the biggest smile on his face at that.
“Of course you can, little D.” He says, opening his arms “Just mind the hip, I think I might’ve fractured it.”
“I’ll keep that in mind.” Damian replies, already burying his face in his brother’s neck. He hadn’t realised how much he missed Dick when he was away.
“Now,” Dick starts as they separate “Wanna tell me what’s gotten you so down?”
“I’m not-” Damian gasps, outraged for a split second, putting up all of the walls he always did before he remembered this was his brother. He sighs, shoulders falling as he does so “I... Jonathan is getting on my nerves.” Damian rubs his left forearm, curling protectively over it.
“Did he hurt you?” Dick asks, reaching out for his arm.
“No, it’s not that.” Damian answers, sighing, letting his brother check under his sleeve for bruises “It’s his friends, that Denise, or Jennifer or whatever. Following him around talking about ‘soccer’.” He makes a face “And of course, since he insists on following me, I am forced to listen to that... annoying little voice, blabbering on about meaningless subjects.”
“Hm.” Dick listens with a smirk “Y’know, it sounds to me like you’re jealous.”
Damian huffs.
“That’s ridiculous.”
“Is it though?” Dick squints a bit.
“Yes.”
“You hesitated.”
“I didn’t.”
“You did.”
“I did not!”
“Yes you did.”
“Kids, please, no more yelling.” Alfred says.
Damian huffs.
“Alright, I’m sorry, I was only teasing you.” Dick says “But, um, just in case I was right, then... you do know it’s okay, right?”
“You were not right, so it doesn’t matter. Now leave me alone already.” Damian looks out the window, frowning.
“Okay, okay, I’ll back off.” Dick says, putting his hands up.
“Good.” He shoots back. There are a few minutes of silence before the kid speaks up “When will you be able to go on patrol with us again?”
Dick frowns.
“Tonight?”
And there it is, the string of curses Damian had been holding back on, bullying Dick hard enough to get him to stay at home for at least a week.
 ...
 “So... the school dance is coming.” Jon says over Damian’s shoulder.
“And you are bringing this up because?” Damian grunts, searching the room for any other crooks that could be hiding.
“Because this is boring.” Jon replies, grabbing a hidden guy by the back of his neck “And I was wondering if you’re going.” He shoves the guy to Damian, who hits him with a perfect nerve strike to keep him down for a while.
“-tt-.” Damian rolls his eyes, walking to the next room “As if I would be willingly joining those stupid peasants for an evening.” He takes down two men while Jon leans against a door frame.
“Wow, okay.” He says “Forget I asked anything.”
“Why? Are you going?” Damian scoffs.
“Yes.”
Damian looks at him in disbelief and disgust.
“Why?”
“Because it’s fun.” Jon rolls his eyes “And there are three more guys coming from the hall, I can hear their heartbeats.” Damian attacks before they reach the door “And Elise invited me. I think I might say yes.”
“What?” Damian scowls “You can’t-” He dodges a punch “A little help?” He growls at Jon, who sends a laser beam into the man’s foot “As I was saying, you can’t go.”
“Why not?”
“Because! It’s preposterous!” Damian yells, knocking down the last guy.
“Well, I don’t think so. I think it will be fun.” Jon says, making his way out of the place “And the police are near. We should be on our way.”
“I’m not allowing you.”
“You’re not the boss of me, Damian.” Jon rolls his eyes.
“You have patrol.” Damian shoots back.
“I can miss a day of patrol.” He crosses his arms “Just stay with your family for the night. Besides, hasn’t Nightwing just gotten back from a long mission overseas? Just spend more time with him, I’m sure you two miss each other a lot.”
“That’s besides the point!” Damian stomped his foot “You’re gonna leave me all alone for that... weird football girl.”
“Once again, soccer.”
“Ugh! Whatever!” Damian exclaims “I’m going home. Since you can’t take this seriously enough, I believe we should call it a night.”
“Robin, c’mon, don’t be such an ass.”
Damian clenched his jaw.
“Go back to Metropolis, Superboy. Gotham clearly doesn’t have a good enough soccer league for you.”
Damian shoots his grapple gun, letting it pull him to the top of a random building.
“Agh! You’re so frustrating sometimes!” Jon yells, shoving his hands in his hair.
After Damian sees the boy leaving, he sits on the edge of the building, feet dangling down. He picks up his comm, switching it to a private line.
“Nightwing,” He calls “Are you awake?”
It takes a while, but after a small static noise, Dick picks up. Damian sighs in relief.
“Hey.” He answers “I’m up. Is everything okay?”
“It’s... fine.” He sighs “I think...” He blushes “I think that you were right.” He looks down at his dangling feet “I think I did hesitate.”
There’s silence for a short while. Dick knows this is as close as Robin gets to crying.
“Where are you?” Dick asks “I’m picking you up.”
 ...
 Back home and under weighted blankets, Damian held on to a cup of hot cocoa Alfred had made for him while Dick ruffled his hair.
“Feeling better little D?” He asks, sitting down next to him. Damian sniffles a little.
“Not really.” He admits, staring at the steaming liquid in his green mug “I don’t understand. Why does it feel like I’m... like I’m dying?” He looks up at his older brother with watered eyes.
“I don’t know, Dames.” Dick replied gently “Maybe if you talk to me about what happened, I could help.”
Damian sighs, putting the mug down and hugging his knees.
“Her name is Elise.” Damian starts “The annoying girl I was talking about. And... he’s taking her to the school dance.” He closes his eyes for a second “I don’t understand. He’s... above her. Why would he subject himself to such a humiliating situation?”
“Why do you think he’s above her?” Dick frowns a little.
“Isn’t it obvious?”
“I think you might be forgetting that his mom is human too.” Dick replies “I don’t think he-”
“No. God no. You misunderstand me.” Damian interrupts “It’s not the human part that’s the problem. It’s the way she is. Such an annoying waste of space and matter.”
Dick tries his best to conceal his smile.
“Little D... you feel like you’re dying because you’re jealous.” Dick says. This time, Damian doesn’t protest “And it’s fine. It’s part of life.”
“But I don’t want to feel like that.” He says, hiding his face in himself.
“Unfortunately, I don’t think that’s a possibility.” Dick smiles.
“How do I make it stop?” Damian asks.
“You could try asking Jon to go with you instead.”
“Never!” He hisses back “I’m not taking part in such dreadful events.”
“Oh, c’mon, what could be the worst that could happen?” Dick responds “Some harmless fun?” He teases “Oh no! The mighty Robin is afraid of music and watered down poncho!”
“Quit it Richard.” He growls “I’m not going and that’s final.”
 ...
 “I don’t understand.” Jon says, burying his face in his hands “He’s just so... difficult.”
Clark watched attentively as his son stared at his slice of pie, waiting for him to continue speaking.
“It’s like he doesn’t want me to be happy.” He frowns “I had no clue he hated me this much.”
“He doesn’t hate you Jon.” Clark says, gentle eyes scanning his son “We both know that Damian’s family life is... complicated. He cares about you very much, but has a hard time expressing it. He never really learned how to express it.”
“Yeah, well, remind me again of why I put up with it.” He complains, shoving a bite of pie into his mouth “It’s not like it’s my responsibility to teach him how to be a decent human being.” Clark waits patiently as his son finishes chewing “I mean... it’s so unfair. Why do I have to keep on... getting hurt by his mean words and he gets to just... walk away and have fun with his siblings? He was the one being rude and now I’m the one that’s upset.”
“Uh, I’m sure Kon would love to patrol with you, if that’s the issue.” Clark tries, unsure on what to say. God, he wished Lois was home. She was the one that knew what to do in situations like these.
“Ugh, dad, no.” He presses his temples with the palm of his hands “I mean that like... I have to carry around this weight that he puts on my shoulders! And it’s not fair.” He sighed “Why did I have to fall for someone who treats me so badly?”
Clark blushes at the words, unsure on what to say. These topics always made him a bit uneasy. But there was his boy, his little miracle, teary eyed and hurt, and for once in his life, there was nothing he could do about it. He reaches out a hand to his son.
“I don’t know, son.” He starts, holding Jon’s small hand in his “We can’t really control the desires of our hearts. Especially not at your age.” He smiles.
“I wish I could.” He mumbles, letting tears fall out of his eyes.
“I know.” Clark replies “We all do.”
“It feels like the world is ending right now.” Jon sobs “Like nothing matters anymore.”
“I know.” Clark moves to sit next to his son, hugging the boy “But I promise you it’s not ending.” He gently rubbed his arms as silent tears fell from his boy’s eyes “Everything seems so much bigger when we’re young. But this bad feeling will fade away, I promise you. Just give it time.”
Jon nods, wiping his eyes with his sleeves.
“Do you think I should talk to him?” Jon asks “I could... tell him how I feel?”
“I think that could be good.” Clark swallows “But... remember who he is. Damian might not be as kind as you would if he doesn’t feel the same.”
“Yeah, I know.” Jon sighs “But it’d be nice to put something of mine on his shoulders for once.”
 ...
 The next day, Damian doesn’t go to school. Jon spends the entire day anxious, wondering why his friend was allowed to skip class. Was he sick? Was he upset? Was he sent on a mission away from home? Was he dead? Oh no. If he was dead, then how was Jon supposed to confess his love? Wait. No, this wouldn’t be the worst part of him being dead. Jesus, Jon, come on.
At night, he can’t contain himself anymore. They weren’t supposed to patrol together, but Jon suits up and flies to Gotham regardless, heart beating desperately in his chest as he lands close by the cave’s secret entrance. He walks in, hoping he’d need to ask for Robin’s whereabouts, but instead he finds him as soon as he walks in, analyzing fresh samples in the batcomputer.
“Damian?” He calls “Are you okay?”
“What are you doing here, Superboy?” Damian growls in response.
“I was worried.” Jon says “You weren’t at school today.”
“Very perceptive of you.” Damian rolls his eyes.
“I thought you were sick.” Jon crosses his arms, walking towards his friend “But clearly that isn’t the problem.”
“Stop scanning me.” Damian scowls.
“Stop being such an ass!” Jon shouts back “I’m here because I care about you, and you still say rude and mean things!”
“I didn’t ask you to come!”
“Well, but I’m here! And you could at least try to be polite!” Jon stomps his foot down.
“Did you come here to yell at me? Are you done already?” Damian asks, finally turning his entire body to face the boy, walking towards him as well.
“No! I came here to see if you needed help.” Jon replies “But you can’t help yourself, can you? You need to push away people that care about you.”
“Great. I don’t need help.” Damian replies, walking back to the computer “You’re done around here. Have a safe fly home.”
“What is wrong with you? Why are you acting like this, Damian?” Jon asks, frowning.
“Because I still feel your touch on me!” Damian shouts, turning around to face the other, ripping away his mask. There are tears gathered in his jade eyes. They break Jon’s resolve and they break Jon’s heart “Because even after you leave, your scent is burned into my nostrils and I can still feel you, everywhere!” Damian shoves his gloved hands into his hair “And for the first time in ages, I don’t know what to do, and I don’t know what this means, and I don’t know why I keep on feeling like my entire body is on fire when I’m next to you, why it feels so cold when you’re away, and why every bone in my body feels like they are breaking simultaneously when I see you next to someone that isn’t me!”
And then, the unthinkable finally happens.
Damian sobs.
He covers his mouth just in time, but the pained, loud sound still reaches Jon’s ears, and he feels it; the pain Damian just talked about, shattering every unbreakable bone in his half-kryptonian body. He watches as Robin falls to his knees in front of him, crying, crying so much it scares him. Because to this very day, Jon was certain that Robins didn't cry. Superboy had been warned of that several times.
No, Robins don’t cry.
But Damian does.
“D, I...” He reaches out a hand, crouching in front of him.
“No!” Damian yells, slapping his friends hand away “Don’t. Stay away from me! I don’t want to keep on getting hurt.”
“Dami, I don’t-”
“Don’t call me that!” Damian pushes Jon back, forcing him to stand up “Don’t call me that when you don’t mean it!”
“Please, just listen to me!”
“Leave me alone! Get away from me! Get out of here before I make you!” Damian keeps shouting out over Jon’s words.
“Damian, please-”
“Leave!” Damian reaches into his boot, pulling out a shard of kryptonite “I will not stand in your way any more, Kent.”
Jon puts his hands in front of his body, staring at him and at the green stone and he feels sick. He’s not sure if that’s on the kryptonite or if that’s on... everything else. Finally, he flies away, whispering his goodbyes and his apologies. If he cried on the way home, no one had to know. If he cried on his father’s shoulder when he got home, no one had to know. If his mom had to help him out of his costume and into bed after he calmed down, no one had to know.
And if Damian broke down and cried until his voice was hoarse and he ran out of tears, no one had to know. And if Dick rushed downstairs and held Damian’s small body against his own, no one had to know. And if his father had found them and caressed his hair and cupped his cheek with concerned eyes, no one had to know.
Because life would go on, no matter what. It had to, no matter how much pain there would be. It had to keep moving, no matter how heartbroken Jon was when he didn’t see Damian at school for the following week, only to find out he had been transferred to Gotham High. It had to, no matter how Damian’s body seemed to refuse to move on his first day in his new school. It had to. It simply had to. There were things to learn, people to protect, dances to attend, a world to save, and none of those were willing to wait on Robin or Superboy.
 ...
 “I can’t go.” Jon says “I’m sorry, but I really can’t go to the dance with you Elise.”
“What?” Elise says “The dance is tomorrow Jon! Who am I supposed to go with?”
“I’m sorry.” He says again “I know that I should’ve said something sooner, but... something came up.” He scratches the back of his head “Something that I can’t miss.”
“And what exactly is that?” She crosses her arms, upset.
“Well...” He shoves his hands in his pockets “A chance to make some things right.”
 ...
 Robin sits on the highest tower in Gotham. Nightwing sits by his side. He looks down at his own dangling feet. The dance in metropolis high was happening as they sat there. Damian couldn’t understand why he still felt a knot in his guts. He hadn’t been able to eat properly before patrol, but he also wasn’t hungry at all. He hasn’t been hungry since the night of the screaming match in the cave.
“Robin,” Nightwing speaks up “Since there’s no way he’ll ever be able to sneak up on you, I think I should tell you that Superboy is on his way here.”
“What?” He exclaims. Dick pulls him away from the edge “How do you know that? Did you invite him?”
“Yes.” He says.
“You-”
“Before you insult me, let me speak.” Nightwing interrupts him. Damian grunts, but crosses his arms and waits for an explanation “After that night, Clark came to me.” He sighs “He was worried about what happened, because it seems that Jon had been crying so much he wasn’t able to explain what happened and for a second he worried about your safety.” He joins his hands, intertwining his own fingers as he speaks “I explained the situation giving as little detail as possible. Clark told me that... he said you two needed to talk. And that he could convince Jon to come, but he’d need my help getting you to be there.”
“So you tricked me into it.”
“Would you have come if I had asked you to?”
“...No.” He grunts.
“There we have it.”
“I don’t have anything else to say to him.”
“Apparently, he has a lot he wants to say to you.” Dick massages his own gloved hand “Just hear him out, okay? I think it might at least alleviate your suffering.”
“How can you possibly know that?” Damian asks.
“Look, if I didn’t have some sort of certainty that this would help and not hurt you, I wouldn’t have agreed to this in the first place.” He sighs “Last time you two spoke, it wasn’t good. Leaving it at that is killing you inside, baby brother.” He smiles at him “Just try, okay?”
Jon lands on the rooftop as Dick finishes speaking.
“So, you didn’t go to the dance afterall.” Robin says, walking away from Nightwing and closer to Jon, arms crossed.
“Alright, there’s no easy way to say this, so here it goes.” Jon says, taking a deep breath.
Damian braces himself for the worse.
How could Dick possibly think that this would be good for him? Had he really been brought here just to be painfully rejected?
“I love you.” Jon says. Damian’s eyes widen “I have always loved you, I think. But now, I love you more than I ever have. More than as a friend.”
Damian doesn’t know how to respond.
“I...” He tries “Me too.”
“Yeah. I kinda figured that out in the bones breaking part.” Jon smiles awkwardly, rubbing the back of his neck.
“So now what?” Damian asks, looking at the ground.
“I don’t know.” Jon says “What do you want to do?”
Damian's stomach growls.
“Well, we’re in Gotham.” Jon grinned at him “I think a vegetarian Bat-burger would be nice.”
“Yes.” Damian smiles shyly “I believe so too.”
 ...
 Jon lands next to Damian, on top of a Metropolis building.
“How was school today?” He asks.
“Awful.” Robin answers, removing his gaze from the street to look at his partner “I shouldn’t have asked father to change schools. Now not only do I have to put up with annoying commoners, I also have to spend the day missing you.”
Jon blushes and giggles, looking down. Damian smiles at him.
“It’s a quiet night.” Damian says “But then again, I suppose Metropolis is a lot quieter than what I’m used to.” He examines Jon’s face “You could... do the thing again.”
“The... thing?” Jon asks, frowning.
“Yes.” Damian stares at him “Like... the sky thing.”
“Oh! Oh, that thing.”
“What else did you think of?” Damian crosses his arms, smirking.
Jon blushes violently.
“Nothing! I was just confused!”
Damian laughs.
“Yeah, alright, Superboy.” He walks forward, wrapping his arms around the other’s neck “Now do it.”
“Bossy.”
“You like it.”
“And cocky.” Jon says, wrapping his arms tightly around Damian’s waist before taking off, pulling them both up to the air.
Damian smiles, looking down at the now small city under them.
“Aren’t you ever afraid of falling?” Jon asks as he stops on the highest spot possible before the air got too thin for Damian “My mom said she was always scared to death when my dad would do this.”
Damian stares into his eyes, bright blue sapphires that seemed even more alive from up close.
“I know you won’t let me fall, beloved.” Jon swallows, reactionless for a moment. Damian allowed himself the smallest of smiles “God, I love you so much.” He cups the other’s cheeks “But I’m getting cold, so I think it’s time we go down.”
Jon chuckles.
“Can I kiss you first?”
“You can kiss me whenever.” Damian smiles, pressing their lips together “Just not in front of my team. Or my family. Or yours. Or-”
“Okay , I get it!” Jon stops him, giggling, stealing another kiss “Just when we’re alone.”
“Yeah.”
“But you’re gonna have to patrol with me more often then. Since we don’t go to school together anymore.” Jon argues.
“I thought that was a given.” Damian replies “As long as you keep doing the sky thing.”
“I’ll do it as many times as you want.” Jon nuzzles into Damian’s neck.
“Jon?”
“Yes?”
“I’m still cold.”
 ...
 Jon is cuddled up to Damian on the couch while the fireplace crackles and Alfred the cat is curled up at his feet. He is reading a book about Gotham’s economic history while Jon scrolls through his instagram feed, eventually laughing softly at some joke that pops up on the screen. Damian mindlessly plays with his hair.
“Dames?” Jon calls.
“Hm?” Damian responds, not taking his face out of his book.
“What are we?”
“What do you mean, beloved?” Damian puts his book down, gently brushing Jon’s hair back.
“What are we?” Jon sits up “We’re not friends. But we...” His words die inside his throat.
“Boyfriends?” Damian asks, raising an eyebrow. Jon’s eyes widen.
“We are?”
“I... isn’t it obvious?” Damian looks at him with concern “We go out together, we hold hands, we kiss, we cuddle... I told you I love you multiple times. Why the question? Don’t you... want to be my boyfriend?”
“No I do, it’s just...” Jon scratches the back of his neck “We never... said anything, I guess. I was afraid you didn’t want to be my boyfriend.”
Damian shoots him an exasperated look.
“I swear Jonathan, you are so confusing sometimes.” Jon rolls his eyes, looking down “But fine. I don’t have a ring on me so I hope a kiss will be a good enough substitute.”
“What are you...”
Damian gets down from the couch, kneeling in front of Jon.
“Jonathan Lane Kent,” Damian says, holding the other’s hand “Will be my boyfriend?” He gave his ring finger a feather light kiss.
Jon blushes intensely.
“Yes.”
Damian smiles, sitting back up on the couch and picking up his book again.
“No, put the book down.” Jon pouts climbing on Damians lap “I need kisses from my boyfriend.”
Damian rolls his eyes.
“You are so childish sometimes, beloved.” He sets his hands on Jon’s waist, rubbing his thumb in gentle circles. He kisses Jon regardless of his complaining, and when he pulls back, he gazes into the other’s blue eyes “How could you think that I didn’t want to be your boyfriend, you idiot?”
“I don’t know I guess... it’s just that... it’s a big deal. Right?”
Damian makes a face.
“I never thought it was.”
“I guess we just have very different views of love.” Jon whispers. Damian nods, biting his lips.
“I’ll...” He sighs “I’m sorry. I’ll try to... see things your way too.” Damian grabs Jon’s hand, staring at their intertwined fingers for a second “But you have to understand that I might let you down at times. I wasn’t raised to be a romantic. I don’t know what is normal and what isn’t in a relationship. I don’t understand the rites of passage properly. I didn’t know that the title boyfriend required a formal request. I might not know many other obvious things. I’ll try, I swear. I’ll try to learn and I’ll try to... be a good boyfriend.”
“You already are a good boyfriend, D.” Jon says softly “I’m not upset at you, I promise. I just really needed the clearance, that’s all.” He cups Damian’s cheek gently, giving his hand a light squeeze “And I’ll try to be patient. I won’t take silly things to heart and I promise to tell you when something bothers me.” He kisses the tip of Damian’s nose “And you promise to do the same?”
“Of course.” Damian smiles.
“Good. Now, I’m not done with kissing my boyfriend.” He sings out the last word, pulling giggles from Damian.
“So childish.” Damian mumbles against the other’s lips.
 ...
 Damian throws the ball as far as he can again.
“Go fetch!” He exclaims, watching as Titus clumsily runs after it, giggling as he jumps up to catch it mid-air “Good boy.” He scratches his chin when the dog brings the ball back to him.
Jon openly stares at them, grinning like a fool at the fact that he could call that boy his, forgetting that they were surrounded by their combined families for a barbecue at the Waynes’ huge garden.
“You really are as lovestruck as they come, huh?” Dick smiles, settling next to him.
“Oh, um...” Jon blushes, embarrassed.
“Don’t be embarrassed, it’s adorable.” He places a hand on the teen’s shoulder, shaking him slightly “I’m not really the overprotective type. That’s Bruce.”
“Yeah, I figured that out pretty quickly.” Jon scratches the back of his head, remembering the expression on the billionaire’s face when he heard the news of their relationship.
Dick laughs at the boy’s shy reaction.
“Don’t worry too much about him. He’s more talk than action when it comes to that.” Dick reassures him.
“Still...” Jon looks over at Bruce, who’s standing next to Clark as he handles the grill, shuddering, before redirecting his gaze to Damian, biting his lips nervously “Y’know, sometimes I struggle a lot to understand him.” He admits, and feels Dick straightening his posture by his side “Don’t get me wrong, I love him, I really do, but... he somehow over explains everything and still leaves doubts in my mind. I feel like I’m always looking at an out of focus picture, and no matter how much I try, I can’t get the image clear in my eyes.” He chews on his fingernail for a second “Does that make sense?”
“Yeah, a little.” Dick crosses his arms “I gotta say, sometimes I felt like that with him too. He’s too... reserved. Dangerously so. I had to constantly push him for little bits of information that may be crucial to my understanding of who he is as a person.” He tilts his head from side to side, considering “But in time, it got easier. Dami is... he’s not much of a talker, I guess. It’s easier to perceive him if you look at him, instead of just listening. After all, we are talking about a picture, right?” He smiles, charming and understanding.
“I guess so.” He ponders “Wait...” Jon frowns at Dick “He lets you call him that?”
“Call him what?”
“Dami.”
“Yes?” Dick raises an eyebrow “Why?”
“That one night... the fight...” Jon shakes his head lightly “He told me not to call him that when I don’t mean it.”
“Oh.” Dick smiles “Of course.” He chuckles a little.
“I... was it a bad thing?”
“No, no,” Dick smiles softly at him “It’s just that... when you pronounce it like I do, more like ‘duh-mee’ than actually ‘dami’, you’re kinda saying my blood in arabic.” Jon seems confused and scared “I heard once that in arabic, people say things like, ‘my heart’, ‘my lungs’ and stuff to their loved ones. I tried it with Damian once and...” He shrugs “So that’s probably what he meant for you not meaning it. I’m sure that he’ll be over the moon if you call him that now.”
Jon blinks at him.
“So that’s why he gets so mad at being called that?”
“I mean, if someone you’re not close with called you sweetheart, wouldn’t it feel super invasive too?” Dick shrugs.
“Yeah.” Jon chews on his bottom lip again, looking back at Damian “Dami.” He whispers under his breath, trying to say it like Dick did “Dami. Dami.”
“Yeah, like that, but maybe say that to him instead of me.” Dick taps his back as he leaves, and Jon is suddenly startled by the man, having completely forgotten that he was standing next to him.
“Dami.” He says, louder this time, running for the other teen “Dami. Dami!”
“Jon?” Damian frows, startled as his boyfriend nearly tackles him to the ground with a hug and a kiss.
“Dami. I mean it. I’ve always meant it, you dumb bird. Even when I didn’t know what it meant.”
“You’re an idiot Jonathan.” Damian smiles, cupping his cheeks “Such a huge fucking idiot.”
“Your idiot.” Jon corrects him.
“Yeah, whatever.” Damian blinks some tears away, laughing as he presses their foreheads together “God, I missed hearing you say that. I was wondering when you’d say it again.”
“I would’ve said it sooner if you had explained what it meant and why you said what you said back in the cave.” Jon says.
“Whatever.” Damian rolls his eyes “Say it again.”
“Dami.” Jon presses their lips together.
“Again.”
“Dami.” He kisses him again “Dami. Dami, Dami, Dami.”
“I love you, Jon.” He lets a tear slide down his cheek.
“I love you too, Dami.”
 ...
 “Hello!” Bruce greets the salesman with a wide smile, best dumb, kind, billionaire like grin that he can muster.
“Good afternoon, mister Wayne.” He replies politely “How may I help you?”
“We’re here to look at some promise rings?” He joins his hands “They’re for my son.” He looks over to Damian, who is sporting his typical frown paired with over-analytic eyes. Dick walks right behind him, smiling enough for both of them.
“Oh, surely. If you’d follow me, please.” He walks them to a table they can sit down at, and pulls out a bunch of rings “These are the most popular ones at the store. What do you think your girlfriend would like?”
“Boyfriend, actually.” Damian shoots back, examining the rings with a frown “And none of these will do. I don’t believe either of us would enjoy wearing a...” He twirls one of the rings between his fingers “Silver butterfly or a...” He frowns at a second one “Is that supposed to be a rose?”
“I think it’s a carnation.” Dick says.
“I-It’s a rose.” The man interrupts, smiling awkwardly “We should have more discreet options, if you give me a second.”
Damian crosses his arms and leans back on his chair.
“Little D, you should try to lighten up a little.” Dick ruffles his hair.
Damian glares at him. It would make a weaker man nervous, but Dick simply chuckles.
“It has to be perfect, Richard.” Damian answers, looking forward “I already messed up once by not doing this sooner. This time I can’t let him down. Besides,” He turns around, coming closer to his brother and whispering “He’s enough of a lovable idiot that he might wear it out on patrols so... it can’t be recognizable.”
Dick laughs at his concern.
“And what makes you think that the world will be deeply interested in Jon Lane Kent from Metropolis, to the point of checking his rings?”
“Other than the fact that his mom has a Pulitzer?” Damian grins wickedly “What do you think?”
“You’re going...?” Dick’s eyes widen “Oh my God, you’re going public with your relationship?” He smiles “Dami, that’s great!”
“Shhh. Keep your voice down. And yes, that’s great, if he agrees to it.” Damian settles back “We haven’t discussed it yet. I was hoping that the ring would help him with that decision. So it has to be perfect.”
“It will be, son.” Bruce says, smiling “We’ll find something perfect either here or somewhere else. You know that money is not a problem.”
“Yes, which just makes this even more stressful.” He shoves his face in his hands “If we were on a budget, it would already make whatever I found special. But no, you had to be a billionaire. That’s just my luck.”
“Well I’m so sorry that I have enough money to buy you a luxury car to give Jon if you want me to.” Bruce replies, amused.
“Can we do that?”
“No.”
“Can I have a luxury car?” Dick asks.
“I thought you didn’t want my money.” Bruce smirks.
Dick shrugs.
“I don’t want your money, but I think that I’m ready to start accepting gifts again.” He smiles, and the trio can’t help but laugh.
“I brought you some more discreet options.” The salesman smiles.
Damian twists his nose and scowls at every single one of the rings.
“I might as well give him the ring Timothy found in a cereal box.” He frowns, crossing his arms. The man is sweating, staining his dress shirt.
“Damian, don’t be rude.” Dick sighs, rubbing his forehead.
“I-I... I could bring you the engagement rings we have.” He swallows “But they are a bit more expensive.”
“Money is not a problem.” Bruce says, finding it difficult to keep up his happy and silly facade already.
The man comes back with boxes full of rings, having trouble to properly balance all that he’s brought down. Damian set his eyes on a pair of white gold rings.
“Let me see those, please.” He stretches out his hand in the direction of the rings.
Damian analyzes them for a second.
“If I need them in different sizes?”
“That can be arranged.”
“Can you engrave our initials inside?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Then I want this one.” He says.
Dick breathes out in relief.
“Oh, thank God. Fucking finally.”
 ...
 “Beloved,” Damian says, sitting up on the couch “I need to talk to you about something.”
“What is it Dami?” Jon puts down his book, looking at him with worry.
“You know how... you always talk about going to a restaurant or something, for a change, but father’s concern for the cruel public eye of Gotham stopped us?”
“Yeah?”
“Well, I... I’ve been thinking.” He puts a hand in his pocket “I would quite like to go out with you. Take you out of the manor for once, when you come over to Gotham.” He swallows “But if we’re doing that, then it means our relationship will most likely be on every Gotham’s newspaper, and every single gossip site that bothers with the romantic endeavours of d-listers.” He looks up at Jon expectantly “Would you be okay with that?”
“Yes.” Jon says, immediately “Yes, yes a million times yes.” Jon hugs Damian.
“Alright, alright.” Damian smiles, pulling himself free “That’s good. Because our six months aniversary is coming up and I have a place where I’d love to take you, if you let me.” Jon is already nodding “But before anything else, I need you to close your eyes.”
“What?” Jon frowns “Why?”
“Close your eyes.” Damian says.
“If this is going to be like, a prank, Damian, I-”
“It’s not a prank. Just close your goddamn eyes, Jonathan.” Damian sighs.
“Okay.” Jon does as he’s told.
“Now give me your hand.”
“It’s sounding a little too much like a prank.”
“Give me your fucking hand.” Damian presses the bridge of his nose.
“Alright, alright!” Jon smiles, placing his hand on Damian’s palm.
Damian gently slides a ring into his finger.
“Oh my God.” Jon whispers, eyes still closed “Is that-”
“Yeah. You can look at it now.” Damian says, blushing “It’s white gold. If you don’t like it, I can always buy you a new one.”
“Damian this is perfect.” Jon covers his mouth with a hand while he admires his new promise ring.
“I’m glad you liked it.”
“Give me yours. Let me put it on you.” Jon demands, stretching out his hands. Damian hands him out his ring and lets him slide it into his finger, smiling “Perfect.” He whispers, bringing his hands to his lips and kissing it delicately.
Jon giggles, pulling Damian closer to his chest, getting them both to lay down as he admired their hands.
“Dami...” Jon starts, pulling him closer with one of his arms “You make me so happy.”
“You make me happy too.” He whispers back, tracing little patterns on the exposed skin on his lover’s arm “I can’t even fathom how painful and dull my life would be if I had to live without you.”
“You have to stop outdoing me with your declarations.” Jon smiles, wrapping both of his arms around Damian’s body now, nuzzling into his hair “It makes me sound stupid.”
Damian giggles.
“Well, you are a little bit stupid.”
“And you are a little bit rude.” Jon laughs too.
“Oh yeah?” Damian laughs, turning around to face him.
“Yes, very rude.” Jon pouts “So rude to me.”
“Let me make it up then.” Damian whispers, admiring the other’s face as he pushed his raven black hair out of the way.
“How are you going to do that?” Jon asks.
Damian pushes forward and gently kisses his lover.
“Yeah, that works for me.” Jon smiles.
Damian blushes and hides his face into his chest. The blue eyed teen lets him, pulling him closer and resting his chin on his head.
“I love you.” He says “I love you so much, Damian.”
“I love you too, Jon.” Damian smiles “And I’m glad you liked the ring, because if I ever catch you without it, you’re done for.” He looks up at him “I’m sure Elise is still dying to put her hands on you, and I need to make sure my territory is marked.”
“I’m not a tree and you’re not a dog.” Jon teases.
“But you’re mine.” Damian jabs a finger into his chest “And now everyone will know. Especially her. Hear me?”
“I hear you.” Jon smiles. Damian settles back down.
“Good.” He mumbles “Because who does she think she is? Is she Robin? No. Does she smell as good as me? No. Did she buy you a white gold ring? No. Is she-”
“Babe. I got it.” Jon stops him “And you don’t have to worry about her. She’s not even my type.”
“And... what is your type?” Damian frowns at him.
“Hmm...” Jon pretends to think “Dark haired, green eyed boys who smell good, punch criminals and buy me white gold promise rings.”
Damian smiles.
“Good to know, Superboy.” He buries his face in his chest again “Good to know.”
Hey! I hope you liked this! Please consider rebblogging it if you did, it helps with spreading my works and makes me super happy! Also, I gotta thank @3ambird for telling me about Dami’s name thing, hahaha! Go check out their fics, they are an amazing writer.
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silverdecepticon93 · 4 years
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Distractions [Oc Shortfic]
🖤 Dolly’s Note: Not sure whether to post this on my main. Anyways, I was looking through writing prompts again and just...went wild. Also, the Dudes of Darkness’s canonical group name is “Blight” or “The Blight Boys” just...because I wanted too.
     Splitting up the Team wasn’t exactly that hard, especially not for Blight. However, it was only a matter of time before one of those goodie-goodies figured out that they were being distracted and would try to alert the rest of the Team.
     Well, not if two certain boys had a say in it.
     “Shit-” Morgan exclaimed, tripping over and literally speed dashing himself into the side of the brick wall.
     “Oooh, that’s going to hurt in the morning.” Thomas winced, cringing as though he felt the pain himself.
     “Actually, it hurts now.” Morgan mumbled before getting up from the ground and dusted himself off. 
    Then he glared at the horizon where a familiar yellow streak was coming towards the two of them. Thomas saw it too and reached into his dress jacket, most likely about to take out the gun he was so famous for having.
    “Tripping me? Seriously?” Morgan scoffed as he walked closer to the oncoming streak and crossed his arms over his chest, “What are you? 5?”
    “If I recall correctly,” Kid Flash began, stopping a few feet in front of Morgan with Robin literally hanging off of his back, “you did that exact same move to me the last time we fought. You’re lucky you hit a brick wall, I spun into the lake!”
     “I remember that!” Morgan beamed, a proud smirk on his face, “Yeah, even The Flash and Eo took a break just to laugh at how easy you fell for that.”
     “Okay, forget holding back. I am going to pummel you.” Wally growled, Robin jumping off of his back and getting into a defensive stance.
     Morgan, much like his mentor, soon started to vibrate as his green eyes quickly changed to a yellow color, showing the Speed Force that was coursing throughout his body.
     “You’ll have to catch me first.” Morgan’s voice was distorted, most likely because his vocal cords were also vibrating.
    Either way, the two yellow streaks raced off into the distance, leaving only the Boy Wonder and son of Two-Face alone together.
    “It’s been a while,” Thomas grinned, both him and Robin starting to circle each other as his hand was still in his jacket, “Gotham’s been so much more fun to terrorize now that Batman’s little birdie has been galavanting around with his mini-Justice League.”
     “As if your Team Blight is any better. What are you guys, the little Legion of Doom?” Robin taunted.
     Thomas narrowed his heterochromatic eyes on the masked vigilante before quickly brandishing a pistol from his pocket, which was just as quickly flung out of his hand as Robin took out a batarang and threw at Thomas’s wrist. The white-haired boy held his wrist and looked at it, only a little cut, nothing too bad, but it was still enraging for Thomas to look at.
     “Alright then,” Thomas growled as he clenched his hands into tight fists and began to storm towards his long-time enemy, “Looks like we’ll have to settle this the old-fashioned way.”
      Meanwhile, the two speedsters were running everywhere throughout the country. Scaling building tops in Metropolis, running on water in Star City, and...well, you all get the point. It wasn’t until they started to race on a scaffold was Morgan struck with an idea.
     Being ahead of Kid Flash, Morgan quickly came to a stop and made sure that Wally had raced past him. Once the former sidekick realized that he was no longer chasing his competitor, he also came to a stop and looked back, watching as Morgan grasped a metal bar of the scaffold and his hand soon began to vibrate. Looking up, Wally noticed that the scaffold was becoming unsteady and heard the confusion murmurs and shouts from the workers above. It didn’t take much longer until the whole thing above them began to collapse, making Wally send a glare towards his rival before racing around to catch the falling workers.
     Morgan, who quickly sped to a nearby bench and ate a sandwich that he had either stolen from one of the workers or raced into the city and stole, merely watched as the yellow streak raced from level to level, rescuing and placing down the building workers.
     “Turbulence.” Denji’s voice sounded in his ear.
     Morgan nearly choked on his sandwich, forgetting the fact that he had a comm in his ear. He hacked and punched at his chest before quickly pressing on the comms to respond.
     “Here, what’s up, Denji?” Morgan asked.
     “The Light has acquired what they needed for their plan, we can fallback now. I already have Levi, Jack and Amias will meet us at the rendezvous point.” The hacker explained.
     “Alright then, I’ll pick up Thomas.” Morgan nodded, only to look up once he noticed that Kid Flash was now standing in front of him, his arms crossed over his chest and his emerald eyes glaring into Morgan’s.
    “Not cool, dude.” Wally growled, now getting into a defensive stance.
     “Not right now, dude,” Morgan emphasized the ‘dude’ part as sarcastically as possible before standing up, “It’s been really lame and as much as I’d love to kick your ass right now, it’s time for me to head back.”
     Before confusion could even make its way onto Wally’s face, Morgan had already sped off back into the direction of Gotham City. Once he finally pushed away his puzzlement, Wally quickly followed after the young evil speedster back in Gotham.
      Back at Gotham, Thomas let out a hiss of pain when he felt Robin’s boot kick him in the nose and tried to throw a punch but felt a fist uppercut him, forcing him to walk back into the brick wall and leaning on it.
      He wheezed heavily and tried to refocus his dizzy vision as he glared at the Boy Wonder.
      “Wow, either you are off your game or you just got really bad at fighting,” Robin teased, “at least your sister won’t be here to beat me for you.”
      “I don’t need anyone to save me, least of all my sister,” Thomas growled, wiping the blood dripping from his nose and staining the purple sleeve of his tuxedo, “and I’m just getting warmed up.”
      “Right,” Robin spoke in a condescending tone before taking out a communicator, “I suppose that I’ll call the Team while you take a breather.”
     Thomas’s scowl only grew, trying to regain his balance and stumbling towards Robin to prevent him from contacting everyone else, only to be beaten by Morgan, who had ran into the ex-sidekick with enough force not to kill him but to send him flying forwards and throwing his communicator in the air.
      “I don’t think so.” Morgan purred, grabbing the communicator just before it fell to the ground, he vibrated it in his hand and made it break from all the pressure and movement.
      “I had that!” Thomas shouted.
      The blond only looked at his white-haired friend and took in his ruffled and dishelever appearance and bruised face.
      “Oooh, that looks like it’s going to hurt in the morning.” Morgan smirked.
     “Fuck you, Wyatt.” Thomas deadpanned, only to gasp softly once he suddenly felt himself being lifted off the ground.
     “Sorry but we both have girlfriends,” Morgan playfully reminded as he held Thomas in his arms bridal style before looking back at Robin, who was groaning and holding his side that Morgan had run into, “Sorry, kid, but our work here is done.”
     “But what about-” Thomas was cut off.
     “It’s fine, they got it.” Morgan assured before speeding off.
      Wally had run back to Gotham just in time to help Robin off the ground and glare at the opposing yellow streak.
      “I can still catch him!” Wally promised and was getting in the running position, only to be stopped when he felt a hand on his shoulder. 
     He looked over at Robin, who was still clutching his side and breathing heavily.
     “They were just distractions, Wally,” Robin informed, “Whatever they were trying to do, they did it. No point in trying to go after them now.”
      “What about interrogating them? One of them is bound to know something.” Wally reasoned.
      “The Light only lets certain people know certain things, plus, Thomas is a talker. If he really had any idea what was happening, he totally would’ve monologued or bragged about it.” Robin explained. Wally nodded as he understood his logic, “Same with Morgan. Still, we’ll be ready for them next time.”
     Robin smiled at the red-haired boy, “Yeah. We should check in with the rest of the Team now. Turbulence and Vendetta shouldn’t be underestimated but the other members of Blight aren’t exactly pieces of cake, either.”
    Wally nodded, handing Robin his communicator before narrowing his eyes in the direction that Morgan had run in. They might have won this time but next time?
    Next time, it won’t be so easy for them.
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ao3feed-brucewayne · 3 years
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Magic Gave Me Robin
by Cy_kun
He opens his eyes, and stares up at the canopy of the four poster bed he's in. It takes a second, his vision is a bit blurry, but it clears up quick enough.
Two seconds.
Three seconds.
Four seconds.
Part of Jason keeps the count going, while the rest of him kind of just...seizes. Because he knows this canopy. He knows the the posts it's attached to. He—fuck—he knows the notch in the bottom left post he'd put in it when he'd stolen one of Bruce's batarangs when he was twelve and thrown it around like the stupid kid he'd been.
This was Jason's room.
  Or, the one where Jason get's zapped with magic, wakes up in his teenage body, and decides to let the timeline know exactly how fucked it is. He also becomes the president of the Tim Drake Appreciation Club.
Words: 3408, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Underage
Categories: M/M
Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Roy Harper
Relationships: Tim Drake/Jason Todd, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne
Additional Tags: Fluff, Sarcasm, Jason Todd-centric, Time Travel Fix-It, Sort Of, Identity Mash-up, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Jason Todd realizes things weren't as bad as he remembers, Fuck the Lazarus Pit straight in the eye, Tiny Tim is a cutie pie, Tiny Tim is also a little shit, Timeline What Timeline, Takes place in an unholy smush together of the 80s and 90s, because time passes differently in comics, and I refuse to have Tim and Jason be kids in the 2010s, Tim Drake is a 90s kid, And Nothing Will Ever Change That, Slow Updates, also, Slow Burn, ish, Basically it takes a few chapters before we even see Timmy, But things will move faster after that, But the updates will be slow, See note inside for details
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/32040397
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