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dnatalok · 6 months
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Dagur: Hey, do you have any bags?
Hiccup: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
Dagur:
Dagur: You know, a simple no would’ve sufficed
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conjcosby · 4 months
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fitandwellnessover50 · 9 months
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The Strong Women Weekly Inspirational Quotes.
The Strong Women Weekly Coloring Book. Introducing The Strong Women Weekly Inspirational Quotes Coloring Book. It is a captivating and empowering companion designed to inspire and uplift you throughout the year. This beautifully crafted book features a convenient 6 x 9 size, perfect for carrying with you wherever you go. Today’s women are trailblazers, dispelling myths and breaking down…
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incorrectskzquotes · 1 month
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[During the Stray Kids pre-debut show] Minho: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Minho: *Picks Jisung up* Minho: I’ve only befriended Jisung for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and myself.
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Enid: Mango is the second best fruit.
Wednesday: Controversial, but I’ll bite. What’s the first?
Enid, without hesitation: Me.
Wednesday:
Wednesday, scorned: You rank me below mango?
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sis-does-simp · 9 months
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*breaking into Jason’s apartment*
Dick: Listen I know you said you didn’t take it but I just wanted to double check, are you sure you don’t have my-
*Sees Jason laying his head on y/n’s lap, wearing a purple fuzzy robe, hello kitty makeup band, and golden face mask, all while they’re watching 90 day fiancé and y/n is feeding cookies into his mouth*
Jason(with a mouthful of cookies): If anyone hears about this you’re dead.
*20 minutes later*
Dick: oh he is totally only in this for the money!
Y/n & Jason at the same time: it’s so obvious
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cod-dump · 3 months
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Allegedly ___
teen!Ghost: Okay, so, if I stole from my headmaster, allegedly, would you be mad? Price: ... why are you using that word? teen!Ghost: ... which one? Price: 'Allegedly', Simon. You never use that word unless you hear someone using it teen!Ghost: I- Price: What did Nik do? Was he on the phone speaking Russian? Was he using code? teen!Ghost: He- Why are you bringing Nik into this after what I said!? Price: If your school calls me then I'll deal with it. Until then, I'm more concerned about Nik. Where. Is. He? teen!Ghost: ... he's in the garage Price: Good boy *leaves* teen!Ghost: (later) *teen!Ghost and teen!Gaz are hanging out in teen!Farah's room* teen!Gaz: Your boyfriend needs to be put in a cage teen!Ghost: Oh, he's my boyfriend when he's annoying, but your best friend when he isn't?? teen!Gaz: Yep teen!Farah: Can you two not come in here just to fight- Nik: *suddenly opens the window and climbs in* Nik: SIMON- teen!Gaz & teen!Farah: *start screaming* teen!Ghost: Oh my god you're alive! Nik: YOU LITTLE SNITCH- teen!Ghost: ALLEGEDLY A SNITCH-
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caffeinatedcatlover · 2 months
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Recent pictures.
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picklepie888 · 1 year
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There are so many Dracula/Frankenstein crossover movies that have Dracula and the Monster as either best friends or worst enemies. But am I the only one who thinks if we had kept the characters' book-accurate personalities they would just be...indifferent to each other?
Dracula: Mwahaha! Foolish man! I have ensnared you in my trap! Now your blood is mine!
The Monster: Yeah sure whatever. This might as well happen.
Dracula: Wait... you're undead? But you're not a vampire?! How is that possible?!
The Monster: It's a long story, I don't want to talk about it.
Dracula: Are you made up of the body parts of different dead men?! What the hell?!
The Monster: Look man, if you're going to kill me just get it over with already!
Dracula: I only feast on the living. I don't want your nasty rotted corpse blood.
The Monster: Yeah ok I get it. No one else wants me either.
Dracula: ...Are you like...ok-
The Monster: No.
Dracula:...Ok well, I'm just gonna...go hunt down the humans. Good luck with...whatever you got going on. *turns into a bat and flies away*
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endofbeginings · 1 month
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marisashinx · 7 months
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"You're stupid!"
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dnatalok · 1 year
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Heather, to Astrid: you and Hiccup broke the bed- things must’ve gotten wild last night.
Astrid: Yeah, that’s totally, absolutely what happened.
[ flash back to what happened the night before. ]
Hiccup: I CAN JUMP HIGHER THAN YOU
Astrid: YOU WANNA BET BITCH!?!?
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needanevenbettername · 2 months
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"What's the worst that happens? I die, and I leave my sister with nothing, just a gaping hole where I used to be, both emotionally and physically?"
Andrew Graves.
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Mirajane: Miss Piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. It’s to physically attack people. And she’s right.
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marauders era characters as things me and my brother have said
*Regulus wanting to show Sirius something*
Sirius: I'm busy, f**k off
Regulus: rude...., id stab you if I could you know
Sirius: yeah I know, now go away
*Regulus leaves but doesn't close the door properly*
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marksandrec · 1 year
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2522
It's muffin time! (Dialogue from tumblr.)
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