#witcher!stan

[sakua312]

...Witcher AU again.🤪

Rick is about 36-37 years old.

The Pines twins are 36 years old. Because the witchers and mages age very slowly, they'll look much younger (maybe less than 30).

#stanley pines #stanford pines #rick sanchez #the witcher au #gravity falls #rick and morty #witcher!stan #mage!ford #bard!rick

[gwentbleidd]

still my favorite thing about all this is that joey batey really woke up one day, said 'hell yeah queer jaskier' and made thousands of people SO mad

#i'm polish and lemme tell you something #polish str8s are so angry rn it's so funny #imagine u get mad at random points during the day and can't sleep at night bc a fictional man kissed another man lmao??? #'it wasn't in the books' boi do u wanna talk about what wasn't in the books but was in the netflix series i'll go first #they just make stuff up from the very beginning #anyway stan jaskier bi agenda #jaskier #dandelion #wiedźmin #the witcher #season 3 #geralt of rivia #geralt z rivii #geraskier #radskier #radovid #joey batey #hugh skinner

[onedivinemisfit]

Seeing Cavill’s departure it’s like. Yeah. This is what happens when you bring the dedicated weeb on set, then fool yourself into thinking he will sit there all obedient like a Good Boi as you mangle canon to fuck and back.

#the witcher #henry cavill #no wonder he’d jump ship in the end #season one was passably changed #then we fucking went off the rails in s2 #i stan his decision #this is the only salt i will allow myself #i’ve been politely shutting my mouth about twn for two years lol #bc i know what us book fans get called #but see #cavill’s one of us mwahahahaha

[dankzombiereviews]

seen these floating around and wanted to post one of my own because this trope fucks, especially with these people in particular

#reluctant dad #exposing my niches #found family #the mandolarian #baby yoda #the last of us #joel and ellie #arcane #jinx #silco #the witcher #geralt #ciri #treasure planet #the sea beast #gravity falls #mabel #dipper #grunkle stan #lee and clementine #the walking dead #clementine #hsr #honkai star rail #clara #svarog #one piece #vinsmoke sanji #zeff

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

y'know what? yeah. netflix witcher SHOULD just end after season 3. not bc of henry leaving but because nothing they adapt next will ever top the way they fucking laced s2 with the most profound fucking yennskier interactions out of fucking nowhere

#twn will never top the boat scene and they should know it #mine #the witcher #witcher #yennskier #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #like there's the rescue & 'i know you and like you :)' scene in BoE but holy shit did they fucking run with it in the show #we've reached the bi-monthly s2 yennskier freakout here on toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account

[jaskefer]

@pscentral event 14: your url

+ bonus:

#angel.psd #the witcher #thewitcheredit #witcherdaily #yenneferblog #jaskieredit #yennskiersource #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #yennskier #gif #based on how yennskier means everything to me but this blog is a yennefer stan zone #also i was debating on whether or not to make the bonus gif bc he Is everything but i also knew the lake scene would be perfect for it #and i have refused to gif that scene for the year and and half we've had it dfsdfsdf

[aethelflaedel]

the best decision they've made so far in witcher season 3 (other than jaskier canon bi) is bringing all the mages out. the writers were like 'all the lesbian tumblr bitches will LOVE this' and you know what??? they were RIGHT. I'll take all the mages I can get. yennefer triss tissaia sabrina philippa fringilla etc. it's literally hot magic women o'clock here in witcherland

#i am a mages stan first and a witcher fan second #the witcher #yennefer of vengerberg #triss merigold #tissaia de vries #sabrina glevissig #philippa eilhart #fringilla vigo #AND more

[endiness]

okay, can i just go off on the ridiculous conspiracy theory that hc is just the only one on the show who cared about the sOuRcE MaTeRiAL and the fandom's veneration of him as this, like, godly nerd figure though.

like, first off, hc did not even know the books existed when he pursued the role and he had only ever played the games. and what, i'm just supposed to believe he has such an obsessive nerdy personality and he's this huge witcher superfan but apparently he couldn't be bothered to google the game series he's just SUCH a fan of and see that it's based off a book series or wiki it or do any research about it whatsoever? he somehow just happened to miss that all of the games credit the book series in the credits to the point where it's literally the FIRST thing that pops up when the credits roll?

secondly, geralt will not shut the fuck up in the books. he speechifies so much that it's like, sir, this is wendy's tbh. meanwhile hc would just not say his lines sometimes. which in turn affected how the writers wrote geralt so as to match his performance. kind of an odd acting choice for someone who just cares soOo much about adhering to the source material.

third, s3 was the closest adaption to the books so far yet that's the season he leaves after? 🤔

fourth, why would he be a fan of the games tbh!!! if he really was as obsessive about adherence to the source material as the fandom claims he is to the point that he either threw a temper tantrum and quit his multi-million dollar paying job because of it or was fired because he was so insufferable and disruptive on set, why would he be a fan of the games? the games do not perfectly follow the source material, either, they retcon things, they introduce just as much if not more original material. if he really had the personality type and attitude the fandom portrays him as having, he wouldn't be able to tolerate the games. yet he is a fan of them. so either that was a fucking lie.gif, he's just a massive hypocrite, or both. 🤷‍♀️

#anti henry cavill #and his stans!!!!!!! #!txt: the witcher

[yeraskier]

i really wish the amount of love jaskier gets from the fandom was reflected in the show

every time you open your dash you’re probably bombarded by jaskier appreciation posts because this fandom fucking loves him and yet somehow all the show does is treat him like he’s disposable when he’s really really not

what makes matters worse is that he isn’t treated like this in the books so why the fuck is it like that in the show? jaskier deserves so much better

#and listen #you see the reaction to henry leaving? #i’m not saying it would be THAT big if anytbing like that happened with joey #because i think a lot of vg/book stans hate jaskier #but the outrage would be major #MAJORRRRRR #jaskier is important as fuck #all he does is put his life on the line for those three mains and it’s so sick that the show doesn’t show him any level of appreciation #and joey puts SO much into that character just to always get the short end of the stick #i despise those fucking writers #fuck it truly breaks my heart #jaskier #the witcher

[mclsquared]

please officer— that's my emotional support traumatized and reluctant father figure character

#din djarin #the mandalorian #obi wan kenobi #star wars #geralt of rivia #the witcher #joel miller #the last of us #nanami kento #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #hatake kakashi #kakashi hatake #naruto #yall i never realized just how many traumatize and reluctant father figure characters i stanned #the daddy issues really are screaming at me #jokes on the voices tho my dad is dead #*cries in the corner* #fuck i forgot someone how dare i #tony stark #iron man #jango fett #jaster mereel #fuck it we adding more to this list

[innocentcinnamonpun]

Jaskier has this amazing ability to be the least bloodstained, least magical and least dangerous person in the room and yet still be the most dramatic.

#the witcher #jaskier #netflix the witcher #funny #geraskier #joey batey #julian alfred pankratz #dandelion #the witcher netflix #the witcher wild hunt #the witcher season 2 #the witcher season 3 release date #we stan #we Stan one king

[sakua312]

獵魔士AU

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#stanley pines #stanford pines #rick sanchez #gravity falls #rick and morty #the witcher au #witcher!stan #mage!ford #bard!rick #or he is not #it's a long story

[movisual]

gruff mentor characters my beloved

#toh eda #eda the owl house #peter b parker #spiderman #into the spider verse #bruce wayne #dc batman #batman #dc #joel tlou #joel the last of us #grunkle stan #stanford pines #gravity falls #geralt #geralt of rivia #the witcher #character patterns

[twyllodrus]

okay it’s kinda funny and sad at the same time how, if completely true, all this knowledge about the monoliths - how they came to be, what their original purpose was, their role in the conjunction of spheres, them being the reason for the conjunction - all this knowledge just being nonchalantly relayed to jaskier

i mean, poor istredd would lose his goddamn mind if he finds out 

#jaskier: oh and i got some hot lore on the monoliths btw #istredd: what now??? #i stan one archeology bb girl #blood origin #blood origin spoilers #the witcher

[all-hail-the-witcher]

a comprehensive list of people who could have replaced henry cavill instead of liam hemsworth

as curated by my sister and i on snapchat last night at 11pm

-jason momoa -stephen amell -chris evans -anthony mackie -carey elwes -sebastian stan -my high school english teacher -ryan reynolds -ton hiddleston in loki costume in a white wig -matt ryan -shane madej -the crab from moana -david ramsey -keith habersberger -steven lim -james charles (because it would be funny bad and not bad bad and joey batey would have a field day as jaskier) -eugene lee yang -harry styles -simu liu -pitbull -b dylan hollis -orlando bloom -john stamos -tommy bracco -sky flaherty -richard #7 from hallmark christmas -joey batey playing both geralt and jaskier

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #the witcher #witcher #absolute power move by henry cavill to be like this sucks im out of here #a legend and we stan infintely #however #liam hemsworth will always be katniss's dinky little sidekick boyfriend who did basically nothing #idk i never watched the movies #i also only watched witcher season 1

[patroclusdefencesquad]

gotta be my favourite genre of photos

#hannibal #the witcher #ben barnes #sebastian stan