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writing-hurts · 1 year

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HEAR ME OUT

Merlin season six where it’s modern day and merlin (bearded colin morgan) lives in London, and when arthur (still Bradley james) comes back to life they have to save the world and whatever BUT ALSO the knights haven’t come back to life but they’re like reincarnated into new people (varying genders/races/etc) who suddenly find themselves wrapped up in this medieval destiny

LIKE

(Gwaine) just moved to London and is floating around looking for a place to crash—boom. Runs into Merlin, touch of destiny and all that, Merlin lets them stay in his spare room (they don’t have a job so they “pay rent” by not complaining when arthur and merlin do it in the next room, also by doing the dishes).

(Leon) is just trying to get through a master’s program in medieval studies and classic literature—boom. Runs into Merlin at a library, both of them looking for the same ancient document for research and they get overly invested in whatever it is Merlin and Arthur are working on because goddamn these strange men know a lot about saxon-era britain and that’s the topic of my thesis.

(Lancelot) is climbing the corporate ladder in some random business just trying to make ends meet—boom. Stops Merlin and/or Arthur from walking onto the street as a car hurtles past and there’s a sort of “aha” moment Merlin and Arthur take them out for coffee talking a bit about a problem they’re having with their mission and (Lancelot) asks a really obvious question they hadn’t considered so they adopt them.

(Elyan) is friends with (Leon)’s roommate and practically lives with them and one day when they’re there and the roommate is gone—boom. Everyone’s over so (Leon) can fetch a relevant document they’re borrowing for their research and (Elyan) answers some obscure question the others didn’t know so they get absorbed into the group.

(Percival) lives outside the city working a low level job after their rugby career was a bust and—boom. The team needs some help and (Lancelot) “knows a guy” because the two worked together on a project during their undergrad and weirdly stayed in touch ((Lancelot) helped them get their current job) so when they need some extra muscle…

So we get arthur and merlin in love having to save the world while parenting a team of half-feral 20-somethings who supposedly carry the spirits of their long-dead friends

Does this make sense? Please add on more ideas

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hypewinter · 1 month

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During a press conference for the newest Justice League member, Phantom, a reporter asks him "Do you have anything to say to all the children who aspire to be like you?"

Phantom looked at the reporter puzzled before saying, "Children wanna be like me? Why? I'm a bad influence."

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #hyper prompts #danny gets war flashbacks to his days as a feral traumatized teen in way over his head and shivers #completely forgetting that's he's spent the last few years working closely with the jla to make the world a better place #something that a lot of children dream of #nope instead he's shitting bricks because “am i inspiring child to off themselves to gain powers!?”#and of course all of his naysayers are about to use this clip for everything

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aziraphalalala · 7 months

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It's been 3 months and we're still here, stuck like flies in amber in the last 15 minutes of Season 2, Episode 6.

Send help. And crepes.

#good omens #trending again because WE WILL NOT STOP #We will make all internet bow to the husbands #our work is not done #feed the feral Good omens children #fEED THeMMMM #roaar #it's me I'm the feral good omens lovechild slash bastard #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowley

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phoen1xr0se · 6 months

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To clear up some misinformation:

Bonus info:

#good omens #ineffable con #do it again #do that again #the kiss #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #neil gaiman #michael sheen #david tennant #good omens fandom #aziraphale loves crowley #feed the feral good omens children

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andy-clutterbuck · 2 months

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The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

#I AM ABSOLUTELY FERAL #Rick Grimes #*#rg #The Ones Who Live #towl spoilers #SCREAMS #would let him raw me in a rusty rundown gas station that looks like it belongs in deliverance or the hills have eyes or somethin #no censoring we die like men #i was gonna blame daylight saving time but i'm just like this #i clearly need him in a way that's concerning to feminism #and my general health it appears #im willing to get gas station tetanus #i'd be walking like i'd ridden a horse for 500 miles #until we're fined for disturbing the peace #what a majestically gorgeous man #that face is the actual iron throne #i'll start the war to sit there #i am reverting to my primal state #i want him to build me a house and a fire and father my children #i don't like kids #but i'm about to make like that time i played Life and had so many kids i had to get an extra car #as long as he will protect and provide for them #i need to go to bed

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ohhhmio · 1 month

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Saw a tiktok yesterday of someone making like children au of hazbin hotel characters. AND I THE FIRST BITCH I SAW WAS BRUTUS.

AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH BUT MY GOD HES SO FINE.

I mean look at him.

LOOK. AT. HIM.

I WOULD FLIP FOR THIS MAN.

I mean, my god, i knew i was a whore but i didnt know it was to this extent.

HOLY CALAMARI—

Then, and I kid you not, these two appear on screen:

So naturally, I go haywire. Everything in me is buzzing, my head was vibrating, and hands were burning, baby.

Hoe-Lee-Shitaroos—

It would only make sense that I go on detective mode and check out who this bitch who made them is.

And I do.

And you know what I see?

EBSIENSG2OZGWJSY2HSG2BSW

Absolute Heaven.

Holy lord god of host—

10/10. Would smash if he didn't literally eat me alive.

You thought you were a whore? Well, THINK AGAIN YOU COCK-GURGLING SON OF A BITCH.

Ughhhhh.

I... am so angry this isn't cannon.

Fuck.

Follow her.

FOLLOW HER NOW.

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wearenotjustnumbers2 · 5 months

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I cannot breathe. These are the children of gaza, utterly obliterated by Israeli bombs.

I remember when a father said on live tv last month that if his son died may he rest in peace, but he shouldn't have to witness him dying that way, with his brain spilling out and his little tiny arm missing. That was a month ago. Now, israel is dropping more brutal missiles, using Palestine as a testing ground for all kinds of horrible weapons.

Under the cut, a video. Massive trigger warning. Remember that there are more than 7000 kids killed by Israel, not very different from this child here.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Czy2bOpt2BR/?igshid=MzY1NDJmNzMyNQ==

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thatrandombunny · 3 months

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hm! I do wonder why augustus has decided to read a statement from the 1800s! Could it perhaps possibly perchance have to do with the fact that the third voice trapped in the computer is in fact a body hopping immortal eye avatar from the 1800s whose name rhymes with shmona shmagnus? PERCHANCE.

#spoken like dora the explorer prompting children to respond to her questions #or perhaps like steve from blues clues asking children to tell him where the obvious clue on the screen is #if this guy ISNT jonah magnus im going to go feral actually #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers

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ellegy42 · 3 months

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I love the idea of Amity Parkers going places and running into trouble and taking care of it themselves because this is normal for them. I also acknowledge that the vast majority of Amity Park's troublemakers can go intangible at will and most of their weaponry is designed to hurt ghosts but not humans.

I therefore submit for your approval the Amity park kid going to Gotham and running into a misc rogue. They unleash the weapons and they don't do shit because the fuckers in Gotham are all human. Technically. Then someone realizes that they are human, not ghosts.

That's when shit gets real, because these kids have a hell of a lot of pent up rage and frustration that they can't just punch the people who keep fucking up their town. This might not be their town, but the assholes attacking them make very satisfying noises when kicked in the nuts.

#dpxdc #amity parkers #these children are feral #dannys role is similar to when ember took the towns adults #hes the general #not a frontline fighter #because humans are squishy

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 4 months

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I'm watching the Percy Jackson TV show like Marvel nerds watch MCU movies. That tiny archery kid in the background? That might be my son. That girl in the garden that's the size of a pixel? That's my daughter. I'm playing Where's Waldo because I KNOW THE KIDS EXIST GODS DAM IT SO JUST SHOW THEM TO ME!!

#im going feral #this was my first hyperfixation and its coming back full force lets fucking go #I want the Apollo kids Lee Michael and Will. I want Travis and Connor. Castor and Pollux. Katie. I want Silena and Charles.#the children. gimme the children. i want to seeeeee them #pjo tv show #pjo tv series

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hishoi · 2 months

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OK BUT WAS I THE ONLY PERSON WHO JUST NOW REALISED EYE OF EDEN IS LITERALLY SUCH A CLEVER NAME.

The eye of the storm: the calmest place in a storm, the middle of a tornado.

Eden: paradise (the garden of eden)

THE EYE OF EDEN MEANS THAT IT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE IN PARADISE.

#IT JUST HIT ME #how did i not notice this before #this is so clever #i am feral #sky cotl #sky children of the light #sky: cotl #thatskygame #that sky game #eye of eden

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horsechestnut · 9 days

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AU to add to the list of AUs I'll never write: All of the Robins are de-aged to the age they were when they became Robin. Their memories are also reset to that point, and somehow they're in their Robin suits.

So you have a 16 year old Steph, desperately trying to wrangle 4 feral children who look nearly identical and won't tell her their names because "you do know what a secret identity is, don't you Stephanie?"

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cursedzucchini · 1 year

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DC x DP prompt #5

This is so dumb but Danny is Bruce's uncle.

And not in the Danny is old or whatever, no, my dude is 15 looks like he's 13 and when he was running away from home, he met this really really old lady which looked at him, looked at his wounds and went "aight I'm adopting u"

Danny thought she was a ghost and this was her obsession, so imagine his surprise when it turned out that not only this lady was alive, but also supposedly from very influential family??? Danny wasn't sure Abt that one, bc he himself never heard abt these "Waynes" like that just sounds weird, but hey. It made the lady happy so.

Anyway they part ways, bc the lady only wanted to adopt not care, and Danny decides, hey now that I have a new fam, maybe i should get to know them or something?

Well imagine his surprise when he found out some guy in his fifties is supposedly his nephew and has like bazillion kids.

Idk what happens next yada yada sheniganas happen and than Danny ends up in Gotham. And meets Bruce Wayne. Who obviously sees young child w si gns of abuse, black hair, blue eyes and is immidietly like "aight I'm adopting u" (like grandma like grandson huh)

Only this time, Danny is sure he isn't a ghost, and has a counter argument "u can't adopt me I'm ur uncle" and immidietly flees bc dealing w his problems isn't something he does.

Cue confused batfam or stuff idk, I'm so tired and this is just an excuse for crack

#they should maybe work out w Danny #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #crossover #dcxdp #dp x dc writing prompt #danny fenton #bruce wayne #the batkids think this is absolutely fucking hilarious just until he turns his eyes on them and starts agressively taking care of them #bruce theyre sorry they laighed can u pls tell ur uncle to stop grabbing them by their necks and carrying them around like kittens???#bruce does not see until danny does this to him #than it becomes something #danny is feral #also jason gets special treatment bc hes obviously sick and starved >:((( why arent u feeding him bruve >:((((((((#i feel like someone mentions joker killed jason ajd danny goes very still #the discussion stops for a moment before they all try and stop danny from beating joker to death (danny wouldnt kill.him just......#nah he totally would)#anyway personally i dont like children killing anyone bc its traumatizing so i think itd be pretty cool for jason to see this #bc like someone finally wants to kill the joker for him #but its 15 yo abused fetus and killing anyone wont help him get better #i might even argue itd make everything worse #and maybe hed kinda see stuff from bruces perspective?? tho the last few tags r just my personal stuff so feel free to ignore it lol #uncle danny >:)))

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starryaike · 8 months

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colored the last doodle + added a Chara and Gregory one cause they would get into so much trouble together

#my art #undertale #chara #chara dreemurr #fnaf security breach #sundrop #sun fnaf #fnaf #fnaf sb #gregory #fnaf gregory #chara and gregory running around causing mischief #absolutely feral children #the fucked up 11 year old gang

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minnesota-fats · 2 years

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Some ghost cats (hehehe)

This is something i made for a fic im writing where Danny and Elle (Dani) get adopted by Catwoman! I’ll link it once i finish the first chapter!

their names are Silvershroud and Catgirl

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weallscreamfordadmic · 4 months

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Nemuri: so you're telling me a random guy just made Eri cry? Shouta: yes Nemuri: and... you're not going after him? Shouta: nah, I'm good Nemuri: you're... good? Nemuri: Nemuri: wait where's Hizashi Shouta: [smiles a slow, vicious smile] Nemuri: oh. oh shit

#people think shouta is scary #but let's be real hizashi would go absolutely feral for his children #aizawa shouta #yamada hizashi #erasermic #present mic #eraserhead #dadmic #dadzawa #bnha #eri bnha #nemuri kayama #incorrect mha quotes

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