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Tony: There’s a line between a bad joke and a dad joke

Tony: You’ll know when it becomes apparent

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Peter, taking off his hat to reveal a much smaller, sparkly hat: Does this answer your question?

Tony: I didn't even ask–

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Attention!!

There is a nasty anon going around telling people to cut themselves, or cut more, and post pictures. Please, especially if you are a person who cannot handle something like this, and please be honest with yourself, turn off anon!! This has happened to at least three people I follow in the last ten minutes. Take care of yourself!

6/29/19

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Bucky: Sometimes I feel like I don't fit anywhere.

Steve: What do you mean?

Steve: You fit right here in my arms.

Bucky, tearing up: Oh–

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Peter: And then I grabbed the infinity gauntlet, and I was falling, but then I was on a pegasus! And then I saw Captain Marvel!!

Wanda, dating a walking Urban Dictionary who constantly informs her of the new Youth Speech: Wow, sis! Wig snatched!

Peter, tearing up: ᴹˢ ᴹᴬˣᴵᴹᴼᶠᶠ ᴼᴴ ᴹᵞ ᴳᴼᴰ

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A blog called gonexstarker is sending child porn to blogs that don’t support starker. They follow you so you might want to block them!!!

Thank you!! That’s awful and disgusting and I definitely don’t want any of that here.

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[talking about Tony's death]

Peter: eh, that's not real!

Ned: um, it was pretty real last week.

Peter: that's before I decided to pretend it wasn't.

Ned:

Peter, with pride: I'm in denial!

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Steve: oh fiddlesticks! that really ruffles my feathers.

Tony, crying: please just say Fuck

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i’m living for these set photos but the one with barton and nat broke my heart in like 18 different places

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Hydrade or DIE-drade!!

Peter,after throwing a bottle of water at Tony after a 38 hour long lab session (via hxwko)

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[playing Minecraft]

Harley: Yo where the fuck are you Parker?

Peter, stuck in a two block deep hole, sobbing: I don't kNOW–

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I just realised that I have 1.2k followers?? WHERE ARE YOU ALL COMING FROM??

but thank you! I’m honoured that this mess of incorrect quotes of which I get ideas for at 3am is entertaining and as long as I’m not sleeping and crying over marvel, you’ll keep getting them!

#peterpuffparker

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Bucky: Steve, put some sunscreen on.

Steve: Buck, I'm a grown man, I don't need that.

Bucky:

Bucky: You think you're stronger than the sun?

Steve:

Bucky: The fucking sun–

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That little kiss my god we were robbed

*don’t tag as a ship*

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y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.