#AND DAMIAN

[mylifeingotham]

Rewatching Gotham at the moment and Alfred is just so tortured by young Bruce

Alfred: Get off the roof, how many times have I told you to stop doing that??

Bruce: 😞

Commissioner Gordon: 😳

~

Alfred: Bruce just eat your food please

Bruce holding a newspaper: Anyways

~

Alfred: Where the heck did you get the files from your parents murder??

Bruce: It was pretty easy

#batman #bruce wayne #gotham #batman and robin #robin #he’s so sassy #like young dick #and damian #poor alfred #damian wayne al ghul #dick grayson #david mazouz #bats #batman villains #alfred pennyworth #pennyworth #alfie pennyworth #pennyworth the show #gotham the show #dc batman #dc bruce wayne #bruce wayne gotham #young bruce wayne #brucie wayne #dc characters #dcau #dc #dc comcis #dc comics #dcu

[emdeerm]

*Disappointed Alfred stare tm*

Prompt? Idk, go ham

So, GK Danny has been with Batfamkly for a while now. Like, a few years. He's a freshly adulting adult. He loves his family. A lot of crap in DC canon didn't happen and stuff. He is now a part of JL.

He gets a mission from CW to go to an alternate version of his dimension and fix whatever is happening there.

He gets sent into the world where Gotham War is happening. He is DISAPPOINTED and also horrified, to say the least. His dad is way better. B, take him home pls.

But he has a duty to do. So...

*Loud clap from the sky getting everyone's attention at once*

"Ladies, gentlemen, and others, we are closing this shit show down for maintenance. Please vacate the premises." A person in the sky announced, grabbed the whole batfamily in reach and swooshed away.

#Bruce got the stare #and hell #and help #but a lot of stare TM #Alfred taught him that and he nailed it down to perfection over the years #full disclaimer: I have little to know knowledge of what's happening in DC rn #I just know that Jason has been given a very short end #and that the whole family is in disarray. #and that Dick wants to kill a bitch (my speculation after seejng a few panels) #Get Jason Yeti help #Get Tim a big hug #and Damian #and Dick #and others #and I think all of them need a bath or twn and sleep #dpxdc #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp

[nana-mizu-shiki]

"....I was giving Luthor's cellphone a virus."

Also I totally lost order of these screenshots as I just take them from my clipboard and copy the link, but I just forgot to post a bunch of pics so my clipboards now a mess. Sorry but also I'm just reccing fics so not that much

"So true, bestie,"

I love when the batkids use slang and confuse tf out of each other.

"Maybe? I don't actually remember what we did with Santa's body."

He wants to reward the first part because finally the kid realizes cops are bad, but he just called Jason a cop.

Freebird guitar solo: can't believe I'm gonna turn 18

Stop calling me sonic I'm clearly tails: and it only took 34 years

👀

(Bart:) 😎 🤜 》》+he |Forth ₩all ]]

I'm like a divorce lawyer with how I'm always breaking things in half.

- The Author

"Richard."

Oh no.

"What did I do?"

You Dun Fucked' Up, That's What You Did!!

"Is that how it works?"

"I tried it once and met Jesus. I remember."

"You don't believe in Jesus," Damian says.

"That's what made it so memorable."

Lmao Tim Wtf ( T∀T)

#dc #dcu #ao3 fanfic #ao3 #fanfic #funny #i need more fics like this #angst #like i know i put a lot of funny screenshots #but like #unreliable narrators #and i love #unreliable narrator Tim #just the casual mentions of obvious abuse and neglect #that h Does Not Acknowledge #because thats normal for him #just- ugh. #tim and damian #tim angst #unhinged tim drake #and damian #they both do fucked up and feral shit #they're brothers your honor #and i love them #bad dad bruce wayne #robin damian #robin tim drake #well his training #child abuse

[simonsaysletsgo]

Comics fandom whenever something weird or off or unsatisying happens and bad things happen to their faves: Ugh so glad I didn't touch this, going to pretend it never happened

Me; Yes this I can work with this.

#like everything thats happened to Jason #god its so much #and so dramatic #i feel like you could right a million fics about it #also Dick fighting with Bruce and getting real fucking angry about Bruce crossing lines and then Bruce leaves him his kids!! #real dick grayson trauma hours shit #and Tim being the one who always haa to bring people together and calm people down #The Emotional Support Robin strikes again #AND DAMIAN #poor baby has his father character assaasinated right in front of him #anyway I just think theres a lot of meat there #and you gotta pick and choose #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #dc comics #batman

[propheticpanickingnerd]

Thinking about Evil Lord Jon's outfit matches Damian's League of Assassins outfit

The white coat big on the back and the black pants thing

Thinking about it a lot

#i am a weak man #weak to things #jondami #evil jondami #ig its more like #evil jon #and damian #jonathan kent #damian wayne #damian al ghul #dont know which name suits better in this case

[makeyourownmyth]

All Lizzie, all the time.

#lizzie prince #trinity #but also #jon #and damian #damian wayne #jon kent #wonder woman #batman #superman #comics #dc

[gayspacedrawings]

Father and son

#ant draws #its me #my art #and damian #because im stuck with him #ummm #ive been drawing OCs lately #nothing i want to share yet

[theworldofotps]

Finn and Damian are tag team champions

Finn got the pin

I’m not crying with happiness but I want too

#I’m so happy for Finn😭😭 #and Damian #payback lb

[martyrbat]

bruce has a bad back not because of bane but because he's had vigilantes rocket launch themselves off it for over two fucking decades

#dick started it as?? 8? then doing it as nightwing #jason carried it as robin and would love to see him do it now as a fucking tank of a man. he may have?? #tim drake as robin and how that's been going on for 30 fucking years so. #and damian #babs duke steph cass #who else am i missing. something about this man makes people want to just jump on him #i think everyone in TJL also have launched off him at least once or just thrown him like a fucking frisbee #bruce wayne #batfam #crypt callings

[bluebeetle]

they dont know Im Jason Todd Stans...

#and damian #its so funny when ppl complain abt jason todd stans on a post about jason that isnt 100% negative like #bruh. think for a moment. what kinda ppl put that much thought about jason todd #txt

[ajasontoddfan]

#got the Bat family 5 pack figurines #my favorite ones would have to be JASONNNN #and damian #they are both superrrr well done #bruce and babs are also good but nothing mind blowing like jason and damian #dick is… #they did good with his body is all i’m gonna say #jason todd #red hood #dc #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #batfam #robin #dc batman #dcu #dick grayson #tim drake #nightwing #damian wayne #the batman #batfamily #red robin #action figures #figurine #toys #barbra gordon #batboys #batgirl

[amorkuku]

#batman #dc comics #dc robin #dc universe #superhero #batfam #batfamily #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

#THIS WAS HIDING IN MY DRAFTS WTF I LOVE IT #my best work is most hidden smh smh #dc comics #batman #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc robin #batfamily #head canon #headcanon #batbros

[panakina]

I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.

#tim and damian started with black capes that are only yellow on the outside #and they’re still very good obvious they’re all bats #but its not quite the same #jason todd #dc #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #batman #bruce wayne

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

#batman #batfam #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #stephanie brown #dc comics #icb i posted this w/o tags the first time #what is wrong w me #superman: where do you find these kids #bruce: they just show up tbh #especially tim. he LITERALLY just showed up #anyone: so which one is really robin? #bruce: they are all really robin. #bruce: dick wanted to kill a man. #jason tried hijacking my tires in CRIME ALLEY. #tim just appeared and made himself robin that was NOT me #stephanie also wanted to kill a man. #damian did kill a man. or two. #YOU try to parent these kids then come back to me clark

[bianc0re]

arcade night 🕹️🦇

#batfam #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #robin #damian wayne #batgirl #batman #bruce wayne #dccomics #digital art