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frenchgremlim1808 · 3 months

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Why Midori is such a breath of fresh air or how to actually write a Villain.

So the awaited essay, the winner of the FrenchGremlin polls of laziness finally has come! It took some time but it’s finally over. If your choice didn’t get chosen that’s okay! I’ll repost a new poll with old and newer options. Please reblog this one i put a lot of time in it, it's like, five pages long over a silly goose. Also sorry for the grammar i sucks and i'm not native. So let’s begin:

(also here is the link to the video format)

So first let’s make things clear, What IS a villain?

“A villain is a character whose evil actions or motives are important to the plot.” That is why I do want to make a difference between a villain and an antagonist, an antagonist is a character who are a plot devices that creates obstruction to the protagonist. That means that a villain is forced to be an antagonist while an antagonist is not forced to be a villain. For example shin is an antagonist but not a villain, he is driven by selfish desires which are themselves fueled by fear anger and loss, he is the protagonist of his own story and is a sympathetic character despite it all, and Midori is just a bitch. Midori falls under multiple stereotypes of villains. Such as “the mastermind”, “evil incarnate” (lmao),”related to the protagonist” etc. Midori is evil, there is no denying in this, he is purely evil, and he doesn’t have a sad weepy backstory, he doesn’t feel empathy towards other, he is a despicable piece of shit who ruined so many lives. I won’t list everything but here is a list of his crimes, murder, assault, domestic abuse, grooming, verbal abuse, and torture, crimes against humanity lmao, stalking, violent crimes, and participation in a cult. And his worst crime is being a pussy bitch of course. So now that we have put the bases up let’s really begin.

Hollywood has a hate boner against villains and I hate them for that.

Recently Hollywood decided that pure evil bad guys is actually a bad thing, so now they decided to do stupid side story with them, to give them ”””depth””” since I guess how could we like those villains since they are bad. A great example of this is the Disney remakes which I loathe so much oh god I hate them. So first they did a maleficient it was okay honestly, then they did a freaking cruella movie where her mom gets killed by Dalmatians, that’s not a joke, in the peter and wendy movie that nobody saw they decided to have made the captain hook be a lost boy who was abandoned by the lost boys and peter, oh also they decided that PETER CUT HIS HANDS OFF AND LEFT HIM TO DIE BECAUSE HOOK WANTED TO SEE HIS FAMILY. They are going to do a freaking mufasa movie, in no time I can’t wait to have a Ursula movie where it’s discovered that ariel killed all of her family in cold blood or something’s. So you might say what’s the problem? I mean isn’t that supposed to make the story more interesting. No, no it doesn’t, because first they take all of the character personality traits and throw them in the bin, second they are supposed to be the vilain in a musical animated movies, I am not against complex villain, I love them, but by doing this, the original character doesn’t exist anymore. Just create original content with new interesting characters instead of doing stuff like this. Also it’s kind of funny than in all of those interpretation they take all the fun and sucks it out, what do I mean by fun, the gayness, Disney vilain are fun because they are camp, they are fabulous extravagant extra in all the ways possible, and that’s the reason we liked them. Not every character needs something super deep, like “my family was burned down at the stake and my dog was eaten by my ex”, sometimes we just like bad fun people, they are the story, and Hollywood hating them so bad just bothers me a lot. Also now the new thing is to not have a villain at all which can works in some narrative but not all of them, it gets boring after a while. In the past people were angry that villains are bland, but now I kind of miss it. While I will critique villains who have no purpose outside of being evil that’s dumb, like for example Voldemort is bland like white bread because his only motivation is being evil, but evil people do exist compared to what some Hollywood writers think, they should know. So that’s why I will put a difference between evil villains and villains whose only purpose is being evil; we loved Disney villains but they still had motivations, goals, reasons that to them a least were worth everything. World domination isn’t enough, why do you want world domination, what is the true reason deep in your heart, is it an inferiority complex, is it a savior complex fuelled by xenophobic beliefs.

That is how to write a pure evil villain, evil people exist all over the world, but I have never seen one who doesn’t have they own reasons to be so bad, it doesn’t excuse their actions nor really explains them. We do not want justifications we want explanations. If you are justifying evil behavior then do it, but don’t claim that it is a pure evil character. A pure evil character can be fun, can be interesting, he can be deep, it’s all about balancing all of their traits to truly make them greats. Which is why midori succeeds while current villains fail. Current stupid remake/spin off try to justify the behavior because they feel like this is what the audience wants, but it’s not what we need. So I will defend to the grave evil villains.

Creating an evil villain doesn’t make them boring guys.

Why the heck does big budget movies have either the blandest protagonist or the blandest villains sometimes both, like I said evil people do exist but comically evil character only works in satire not in a serious multiple millions of dollar movie. Example that boring ass avatar movie, the one with blue people, none of the characters are interesting the villain is one note. The lords of the rings also suffers from that, but I don’t care because the protagonist are so awesome that sauron being personality less doesn’t matter. Also sauron is more of a force of nature villains so it’s not the same. The recent kingsman movie has a bland one note villain, there is nothing entertaining, funny, about him he’s just evil, borrrrring. Every Disney remakes depiction of the characters are boring. I just feel bored out of my mind. Atla one of my favorite shows of all time has a main villain that’s kinda one note, Ozai, but he is actually intimidating guy, azula is the superior character, but I wouldn’t consider her a villain she is an antagonist though. I honestly don’t get why Hollywood thinks that just creating a character with no personality and whose only goals is to be evil is good.

So back to midori for a second, here is my question, when midori was on screen did you ever feel bored? Never right! Because despite midori being an evil character he has an actual personality, he’s fun, you want to punch him in the balls. Because midori has other personality traits than evil, midori is petty, childish, extremely intelligent, controlling, a natural manipulator, he is a trickster, he doesn’t seem to get some social norms, he is narcissistic, easily angry, and fears death etc See how I counted a lot of traits, traits that in other character would works, midori has positive traits, and I think that is the best thing nankidai could have ever done, midori has traits that a regular person could have. Which is why if I put midori in any settings his character would work.

Example, instead of a death game the cast is under the sea to discover the insane wildlife and supernatural stuff happening, what would midori do in this situation? Well he would very passionate about finding all of what’s happening, he’ll do anything to find out, even sometime sacrificing others, not only will he try to find what’s happening, but he is also going to try to find a way to make this discovery favour him in the end. Or let’s imagine it’s a vampire situation, where a vampire attacks the city, midori would try to stop it, not because he cares, but to experiment on them to get their biology and finds the real secret of immortality since he fears death.

Here is my second advice, after creating your character try to imagine them in another completely different situation, like normal life, or a fantasy world, ask yourself the question what would they do in that environment? If you can find a real complete explanation of their actions then yes your character has multiples dimensions if not try thinking about it again. Some example of questions I do want to point out are some like “if my character had all the power in the world what would they do first or”, “if my character had only a day left to live what would they do”

Why is Current media incapable of creating good threats like bruhhhh.

Okay so first of all let’s talk about stakes in a story, let’s say you are watching a slasher movie, slowly the cast gets slimmed down and people die in horrible ways, that should set stakes right ? Well if the villain is an absolute buffoon who makes the stupidest actions and decisions in the world, you wouldn’t feel intimidated at all because despite what the filmmaker might try to say the plot armor will NEVER make a character intimidating. It’s just like a detective character who just seems to know everything without a thought, well you won’t really fear the character failing. Worse is the the final girl, who is for some reason always escaping the slasher guy by pure luck every time, she is shown as incompetent but still she survives, which make the villain seem completely incapable so now you feel nothing.

To avoid this filmmaker often use techniques such has unpredictability, I mean good I mean good ones, for example instead of immediately seeing whose going to survive because the black guys always dies first and the virgin white woman is the last survivor, change the status quo, make us think that this character is obviously safe while they actually aren’t at all. Or actually make them menacing by SHOWING to the audience how horrible dangerous they can be. Which is why SHOW DON’T TELL is so important, telling us how dangerous someone can be only to see them get beaten to death at the end of the movie makes us feel nothing.

Midori felt like a impossible person to beat, he is smart, had twenty plans in advance, even in situation where the cast felt like they might have a chance he was always armed, just like the gun he promised to use or the rocket punch. When they felt like they were finally advancing, he put obstacle in their ways, such as the collar game or the moment he put the collar on explode mode for ranmaru. The entire point in the murder game was to make time pass, it took a long time for the cast top realize that this whole time they were losing precious time not realizing that the dummies were the real problem. The characters that made you feel the most hopeless were the dummies, if you won by killing midori they would die, but if you lost you might lose people you love (keiji or gin). It felt hopeless because they were no solutions in the end. That creates tension so that creates stakes. If we were told how dangerous unpredictable sou was then it wouldn’t hit the same, we are shown that he is that terrible. There is a scene ingame where bbg shin ai tells us that midori tortured and like to destroy people. That’s exposition so TELL, but do you why it works, because we are SHOWN before his behavior. Midori felt unbeatable, so the fact that we were shown his weakness such has his petty behavior, hatred of minors, and fear of death, for the first time it feels like there is a chance that we might survive this. And still after he isn’t shown has an incompetent buffoon, he is one, but the narrative doesn’t show us that he is.

What is also consider is good to make the audience feel actual stakes is to first really develop well the main characters, how can we feel worry for a character if we don’t know them, the audience need to feels emotional connection to the main cast to actually care. You can use things such has moments where there is nothing special happening just character talking getting to know them. Make us feel why we need to care about them possibly losing, instead of being indifferent. Or I don’t know maybe make an entire spin off game where we get to have the cast talk to each other and seeing dynamics between character that died early to get them a chance to shine and make their death even more tragic, or even make mini episodes of characters who only got a single chapter to show off their characteristic, to get us to know them better? But that’s just a silly idea of course, wink, and wink.

My favorite thing about Midori is that he is actually pathetic, like really pathetic, but weirdly realistic?

Midori is the most pathetic character in the cast, yes more than shin, shin is leagues less pathetic. No I’m not saying that midori is not intimidating or scary, I would piss myself if I saw him. He’s a scary guy. But if you look at him more closely you can see that he is a baby brat in a big boy suit.

So let’s start by something clear, Sou Hiyori clearly displays antisocial behavior, or in common terms he is a psychopath/sociopath, this illness is very badly seen in medias, I am not saying that people who lacks empathy like him are inherently bad, he is, a lot of people with antisocial behavior actually suffers a lot and have a difficult life. Sou real issues is not his antisocial behavior, it’s his narcissism and god complex. Sou feels the need to HAVE CONTROL over others, he like the feeling of being in power, he sees the rest of the world has beneath him, toys for his pleasure. He says that he “really like humans” because despite it all he seems to put himself in a different categories than regular people, they are beneath him. When he loses control his calm and cool behavior disappears and we see his true face, a grown man who has throws a tantrum like a baby. One of the best representation of this is midori views on the cast:

Midori hates kanna, like no jokes he has beef with her, a fourteen years old, actually he has beef with a lot of people in the cast. Midori views emotional people has weak, people who are loving optimistic as beneath him and useless. He preferred when sara was cruel and horrible, that’s what he loved about her, he liked seeing her scary emotionless side. But Kanna, kanna is everything he hates. A crybaby who not only puts the group in harmony, is a source of hope in general, is the reason he near got to have closure with shin (killing him), he views kanna as “not fun shin”. We have many proofs for this, if you type the word kanna kizuchi he says this: “Poor Kanna'd weep! I think a more worthless name would be better for someone like me” He mocks her, but also himself (I’lll come back on this later), he calls her worthless. Also in the electric charge minigame, when he can choose who to shocks he chooses two people in particular, kanna who he hates and hinako who ruined his fun by giving the cast a chance in saving ranmaru. But he does also says mean spirited stuff to other people, qtaro and gin. He also says some sarcastic comments about nao and joe, saying that it’s such a shame that they died so young. But you might say why kanna especially? Because he is a petty baby who is jealous of kanna, Yes jealous, of kanna, a fourteen years old. Because he feels like she stole his hubby wubby shin away from him…. God I hate him. And you know what that make him a pathetic idiot, after the scene where kanna beats his ass, he’s all mad and like “uhh I’m going to pout I wanted you to cry like a lot, now I’m gonna cry”. An that’s actually god, because it humanize him, he wants need thoughts, he isn’t one note, and that’s the most important!

Sou is a villain but before that he is a character, a fully developed character, and THAT’S WHAT MAKE HIM GREAT, Sou works because he works realistically, I mean if you forget the robot part, it’s easy to imagine a narcissist man child who needs to feel in power towards other, so his main prey are young vulnerable people.Which leads me to my next point:

Sou is a failure like really, and we aren’t sad for him.

Sou failed everything he worked on, he failed to get the paper from alice, he failed whith shin since he had to leave earlier than he thought he would leave, because of his mistake he lost his position in the death game, then he failed to kill gin or keiji, and then he died like an idiot losing his cool and acting like a toddler. And he knows it that why he is a bit self-hating (he should be). And yet none of us feel any sympathy towards him, why? Because sou is one of the most despicable guy in existence. He is a disgusting pervert, sadistic asshole, and abusive narcissistic cunt who thinks he is better than everyone. From the bottom of my heart I hate him sooooo much he is literally the character I hate the most in existence. He abused shin, ruined keiji’s life, traumatized the entire cast, literally assaulted sara like he physically assaulted her. He mocked nao and joe and kugie life as useless. He is an obsessive jerk AND I HATE HIM. And you know what…… It’s good. Like I actually feel a lot of emotions when I think about him, he fuels me with anger and disgust, and if your characters can make me feel that much rage then you did it, you created an actual perfect character. Hiyori is such a shit person that I think about him a lot, writers shouldn’t be scared to make a character such hittable assholes, example bojack horseman in bojack horseman is the vilest man on earth and I love it, because I genuinely hate him. Just like I genuinely love kanna, like really I really love her, I in the same time despise midori so bad. We hate him because he is horrible to good people that WE KNOW AND CARE ABOUT, not random npcs. There is a lot of… disgusting implications in his story with shin that I will not talk about it makes me really uncomfortable right now. SO HERE IS A VERY TACKY TRANSITION TO TALK ABOUT WHY I HATE JUNKO FROM DANGANRONPA.

Junko is boring, that’s it, she is boring, not funny not interesting, she is a fetish, she is the biggest Mary sue on earth, she is a gross character made to make fun of people with disabilities and queer people. Her only traits is being crazy, that’s it. I wouldn’t call midori that crazy actually, he’s methodical calculated, and precise. Crazyness is a term for people who aren’t in control of their actions and delusional about reality, sou is not crazy, he knows what he is doing, he is in full control, while characters like shin should actually be consider crazy, like shin is actually crazy but sou isn’t.

Conclusion:

Sou is a breath of fresh air, because nankidai had the balls to write an actually interesting deep and threatening character AND make him a villain. He didn’t fall into the trap of making him have a sad backstory or good motives, sou is just selfish, that’s all he is. He make him a fun entertaining guy who you absolutely hates, he made him threatening and at the same time a complete doofus. He made him humane and pathetic.

But the thing that make me love nankidai the most is this

The fact that he actually killed him that takes courage as a writer to just end a character THAT WAY, which is why midori will never come back alive he is forever dead. And that take a lot of talents as a writer to just take one of the most important characters and just get him drilled to death in the anus, like dammn nankidai you are a savage. That fact alone makes him one of the best characters in game, I hate him as a person, but has a character he is a masterpiece.

Though Kanna could solo him

this was posted as a video on my blog this is mainly so people who don't want to stay there reading a 24 minute video of my stuttering can have a bit of quiet

#yttd #your turn to die #kimi ga shine #shin tsukimi #kanna kizuchi #sou hiyori #midori yttd #cna you tell i have no life #i spend a part of my short existence writing about fucking midori #yttd analysis #frenchgremlim polls of laziness

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praisethesuuun · 1 year

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Nsfw alphabet for loki? Perhaps??

hope you like it♡ also english is not my first language so I'm sorry for any mistakes

LOKI: NSFW ALPHABET

A: aftercare <what they're like after sex>

Loki isn't much of an aftercare guy. If you have marks or small cuts on your skin, he will gladly watching them feeling proud, but he will not assist you. The best he can do is getting you some water.

B: body part <their favourite body part on them and you>

He likes his whole body. Loki knows he can look both feminine and masculine in order to satisfy the tastes of his partner. His favourite part of you is your eyes, because he can always see what your feeling just by looking into them. Are you scared? Good, he likes it.

C: cum <anything to do with it, really>

Loki loves to see you covered in his cum, it's like a way of marking you. You have to completely offer your body and soul to him, so there's no problem in covering you with his cum, right?

D: dirty secret <a dirty secret of theirs>

Loki would like to try shibari, but, even if he seems like he doesn't care much about you, he still doesn't know your limits. Plus, if he didn't like you, he wouldn't fuck you.

E: experience <how experienced are they>

A lot. Loki's a little whore, it's not a secret.

F: favourite position <self-explanatory>

I think he likes mating press. Having control over you, pounding mercylessly into you, maybe when you're all tied up begging him to go slower. Spoiler: he will go faster insted.

G: goofy <would they use humor in the moment?>

It depends: Loki's goofy usually, cracking jokes only to tease you and embarassing you, but when he's jealous it's a whole other story. He becomes serious as fuck. Run as fast as you can, honey, he's mad now.

H: hair <how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the courtains?>

He keep up the maintenance, plus he doesn't have any hair. Everything is pretty clean and shaved in general.

I: intimacy <are they romantic in the moment or they do not care?>

Loki's way to show you that he cares is fucking you DUMB. You think he doesn't care about you? Oh dear, he does, but this is the only way he knows to show you how much he loves you.

J: jack off <...self-explanatory part 2>

To your surprise he doesn't do it much. Your relationship's mostly based on sex, when he's horny he doesn't hesitate to come to you for a quickie.

K: kinks <their kinks>

Degrading kink and restraints. He's a sadistic bastard: calling you a slut while using a whip on you it's like a drug.

KNIFE PLAY AND BLOOD PLAY.

L: location <where they usually do the do>

Everywhere, really. Loki doesn't have this kind of problem, if he wants to fuck you in the middle of the arena, he will. It depends entirely on you and where you feel more comfortable (sex isn't funny if he's the only one to enjoy it).

M: motivation <what turns them on>

Blood. When there's the smallest trace of blood on you, Loki's mind stops working and he starts thinking with his dick. Good luck!

N: no <things they refuse to do>

Pissing on you. It stinks, plus he already has you trenched in his cum, why adding the piss? It doesn't makes sense to him.

O: oral <do they like giving or receiving?>

He likes more giving than receiving. Loki loves when he tortures you with his tongue. The little bastard knows he's good at it, so you better prepare to be held still by him while he eats you out. "What? You want more?" he says giving you another long and slow lick.

P: pace <are they slow and sensual or fast and rough>

HE'S ROUGH. I don't even think Loki knows how to go slow, he's not fluffy or vanilla at all! Your legs will feel so sore in the morning and he will enjoy every second of it.

Q: quickie <would they fuck you for five minutes or wait until you wait home?>

Of course he likes them: you never know when he's gonna get horny. He could be at any time and he becomes a whiny bitch when you don't give him what he wants.

R: risk <...DUH>

Loki lives for taking risks, did I already said that? He mostly takes them to study your body and its limits, this way you can fuck more and try more things, aren't you happy?

S: stamina <how long can they last?>

Loki has a lot of stamina, so he can go for a lot of rounds in the same night. He will stop only when you can't take it anymore.

T: toys <do they own any? do they use them?>

Yeah, he has a few, but he usually uses them on you. One of his favourite things to do is tying you up with a vibrator between your legs. Don't be surprised if you find yourself with a vibrator in you while he controls it with a remote, making you scream when you least expect it.

U: unfair <how much they like to tease>

He lives for teasing you. Loki is a brat when he wants, your frustrated face is just too cute.

V: volume <are they asking for a noise complaint, or are they quiet?>

Oh boy, he's loud. Not only he will moan like crazy, but he dirty talk a lot. Everyone in Valhalla knows when you two are fucking and sometimes it can get pretty embarassing.

W: wild card <a random headcanon☆>

He sometimes ask himself if he should organize an orgy with you, then he immediately discard the idea when he realize he won't be the only one to fuck you.

X: x-ray <what to they look like under there?>

Loki's cock isn't the longer you can get, but he knows how to use it. He can make you scream as much as he wants, he's an expert after all. The tip is #fac1aa. It's slightly inclined upwards

Y: yearning <are they in the mood to fuck or are they tame?>

Quite high once he get used to be intimate with you. Damn, you two can barely stay a few days without sex.

Z: zzz <how quickly they fall asleep afterwards>

Out like a light afterwards. He's going to be so blissed out that he falls asleep with an half smile.

#request #record of ragnarok headcanons #record of ragnarok #record of ragnarok smut #ror smut #ror imagines #ror x reader #ror x you #record of ragnarok loki #loki x reader #snv loki #shumatsu no valkyrie #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie headcanons #ror loki

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bridgetoesoteria · 4 months

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🔥🐉Messages for 2024🔮✨

Sorry for the delay 😅 Got a bit carried away yesterday.

There are three decks for three piles, left to right. Each pile also gets two bonus affirmations to start their year 🥳.

Asking for messages/ what you need to know heading into 2024! Hope it resonates <3

Pile 1: Rider-Waite

Off the bat: I am getting something about your love life. It could be prominent for the first 3 months of this year.

Be less tense. Maybe get into yoga or pilates or something similar. Some people might enjoy strength training.

4 Card Spread: Ace of Swords, Wheel of Fortune, 9 of Cups (R), High Priestess. Bottom of deck is Queen of Wands.

I can see why some of you may be tense. I think you have a lot going on. In particular, there could be a toxic situation or individual you have been dealing with. I almost want to say managing. It won't be a relationship for all of you. It could be any domineering masculine figure in your life or a job situation. I'm saying this because right under the Queen of Wands is the Devil and a few other negative cards, bookended by the King of Wands.

Anywho, despite that I am getting a positive message for you heading into 2024. I kept hearing that "you know the truth." So I don't know if someone has been trying to gaslight you or if you are learning to trust your intuition. Either way, you only benefit from trusting what you know in your gut is the truth of a person or situation.

You are much more resilient than you may know. Or maybe you are just tired of having to be resilient (i feel that). I think that is going to motivate you to start taking more control of your life. I'm not a doctor and if you are feeling depressed, or just not okay emotionally, please reach out to someone for help. With the 9 of cups reversed, some of you may be feeling super unfulfilled, disappointed, and despondent.

The Wheel of Fortune is next to it however, it is my "things are looking up," card. So I see the lack of fulfillment changing. For some this may require you learning how to be more "selfish" or getting rid of a person with a selfish attitude! I see you giving them the boot and them just swirling away like they're being flushed 🚽 lol. These changes may even benefit you financially.

TL;DR: So I guess the overall message is to stand in your power. Remember you are that bitch/guy/person. Or at least you can be if you so choose. Better boundaries and less need for external validation will bring you a lot of peace. You know the truth and the right thing to do. You can trust your intuition

Pile 2: Lucid Dreams Beginners Tarot

Off the bat: You could feel a little scatter brained right now. You might feel like your mind is buzzing and there is a lot to do! Slow down a little so you don't mix things up. I almost grabbed the wrong deck for your pile. Double check everything. Don't lose shit!

You may want to meditate.

4 Card Spread: The Tower, The Fool, Ten of Pentacles, and Queen of Pentacles. Bottom of deck is Seven of Swords.

You know...just as I was beginning to shuffle, I got a message about the soft life. Maybe you should allow yourself to be pampered and blessed more. Not just by people but the universe and yourself.

Also, are there scammers in this pile cause I'm getting some finessing energy 🤣. If you are living a city girl type of life, tread carefully. Just giving this warning because of the 7 of swords and Tower. But you seem to think quick on your feet so you will be good. Work hard but keep your hands clean. You want to build a lasting dynasty.

For others, you could be planning a wedding or planning to elope. Maybe some of you are actually reconsidering marriage all together. It doesn't feel negative but more like, you feel you need more time on your own. Maybe a recent success at work or another area of life has you wondering about the health of the grass just yonder 🤔. Should you follow your heart or stay where you are? I don't know just don't do anything crazy and focus on your legacy/long-term goals.

I can't ignore all the pentacles. In some way, money and foundations are important. This could be related to your family, legacy, inheritance, career, etc. There is emphasis on your physical world. Some of you could be going against family traditions or in some way stepping out on your own. You feel ready to carve out your own path and it is hard to hold it in any longer.

Some of you could go back to an ex or someone you are separated from. For others, that could be the very thing you are rebelling against. I'm hearing "who said I have to choose you?!" You could just now be realizing that you have autonomy and the feeling is intoxicating. There is a male energy present. I can't tell if this is a family member or significant other. Be wary of this person. They are a bit stuck in their ways.

TL;DR: You want to take life by the horns. You feel so ready for it! I feel like it could have been a long time coming for many of you. See what it feels like to be free. Just don't get too carried away! Be wary of the intentions behind people wanting to sway you from your decisions. Keep focusing on your bag and carrying yourself with grace. Maybe you will make some mistakes but maybe they will be make for awesome memories! For some of you, marriage or long term partnership could be on the mind heavily.

(three wanted to come out so I rolled with it).

Pile 3: Muppet Bear Tarot

Off the Bat: I felt really chill starting this pile. I took a little break, had a laugh then came back to it. So maybe you are a little checked out and just going with your flow. The last few years may have been rough and all you want is quiet. As long as you are balancing your priorities, keep moseying down the lazy river of life ☮

Also, if you have been considering getting your first tarot deck...

🔆this is your sign🔆

There are plenty of budget and beginner friendly decks. Do some research then choose what you feel drawn to. Caution: Don't get too sucked into doing readings. I think many of us had that phase 😅

4 Card Spread: 8 of Wands, 5 of Cups, Queen of Pentacles, and Strength (R). Bottom of the deck is the World.

Again, I am getting the feeling that you are more focused on your day to day. You make sure your "home is in order," then you go off to your happy place. If this is not what you are doing, maybe this is encouragement to start. You could be mourning a loss, whether it is a person or a relationship. Or you could be feeling down for another reason. Its okay to do what you need to feel better. Maybe its a quiet night in with a cozy atmosphere or a solo trip.

In some way, releasing control will help propel you forward.

Some of you may be in a long-distance relationship and finally getting the chance to be together. For others, as you focus on healing yourself, you will naturally meet a love interest. Or an existing connection could unexpectedly develop into something romantic. I feel this person being emotionally safe for you. You are entering a new chapter in your life without even realizing it.

You may receive a message that you have been waiting on. Could be a DM, text, email, or even physical mail. Someone may have been sitting on it for awhile. I am not necessarily getting malice behind this delay even though it may be annoying.

There's definitely a chance for a fresh start. It could start slow but I have a feeling you won't mind that. This fresh start could somehow be related to you coming out victorious in a situation or just being "chosen."

Some of you may have family going to combat or returning from combat. I'm definitely getting a military undertone. This could be a young male that wants to make everyone proud. I think whoever that message resonates with will get it. For others, there could be a male who you would like to see do well.

TL;DR: Focusing on healing is the right thing to do. You have been through a lot so its okay to create your own safe space to reside in. Your blessings won't miss you. Even as you focus on yourself, good events and people will still find their way to you. Trust that the whatever high power(s) you believe in have got your back. You could experience rejuvenation in your romantic life. Also, a delayed message is coming through. Welcome to the next chapter of your life :). You deserve all the good karma headed your way this year. 🥰

Hope you loved your readings. May we all have a wonderful start to our 2024s 🥂🎇

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illegal-spiegel · 4 months

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Omg can you please do a A-Z nsfw of Jet Black from Cowboy bebop?

ABSOLUETLY BESTIE sorry this took me so long-

genre: smut

warnings: none?

A is for...

Aftercare - no matter how hard or gentle he goes, this man will always, ALWAYS give godly aftercare. He knows just what you need, even if you didn't know yourself that you needed it. Cuddling, massage, kisses, hot bath/shower, you name it, it's yours.

B is for...

Body Part - his fav body part of yours...hm...probs your ass. I dunno man, he gives me ass man vibes. If not that, maybe your brain? He likes intelligent people, I think. (Don't get me wrong, he could also love himself a himbo/bimbo too).

C is for...

Cum - I think he probably cums a little more than most. Something in my bones is telling me that he's got big ol balls ready for breedin'. That being said, despite the fact that he and Spike don't exactly get to eat the best, I think his cum tastes pretty much like nothing. He probs drinks more water than is recommended, so he's got a pretty healthy taste, color, and consistency.

D is for...

Dick - I just know this man is packing PLEASE GOD PL EA and he's gotta at least be working with seven inches. I envision his dick to be pretty pale like he is, but the tip is probably more of a reddish, purple kinda color. Very veiny and probs also has a bit of girth to him.

E is for...

Experience - at the ripe ol age of thirty-six, my boy has gotten around, lemme tell ya. Yes, he had some long last relationships (like with Alisa), but he still got around. He probably hasn't done some of the more crazier, kinkier stuff, but he's definitely done all of the basics, and then some.

F is for...

Fav position - despite being an ass man, I think he'd like missionary the best. Yes, doggy and all these other positions are great, but I think that at the heart of it all, he's a hopeless romantic who wants to hold your hand, look deeply into your eyes, and whisper sweet nothings to you as he thrusts slowly and deeply inside of you.

G is for...

Goofy - I think he's usually pretty serious when in the sheets with a lover. That's not to say he doesn't have his moments of messing up and being able to laugh at himself, or if you start laughing he'll keep a straight face. He wants you relaxed and to enjoy yourself, so if making small talk/jokes and laughter is the way to do it, so be it :)

H is for...

Hair - similar to his face, I think Jet lets his hair grow out but keeps it maintained. So, it's not a crazy bush down there, but it's also not a clean shave.

I is for...

Intimacy - going back to F, I think Jet prefers to have a connection with someone before taking them to the bedroom. He can have one night stands if he wants, but as a hopeless romantic, I think he'd rather have feelings for the person rather than just attraction.

J is for...

Jerking off - I think his libido is pretty low (at least compared to someone like Spike), so he probably doesn't feel the need to be jacking off all the time. If he doesn't have a partner at the time, he'll probably being doing it a little more than if he had one (especially since I don't think he's too big on random hookups). If he's with someone, I don't think he'd ever jerk off unless you weren't available (as in you're gone, sick, not in the mood, etc). 9/10 though he'll just hold off and wait for whenever you're ready for him (maybe that's why he always cums so much smh).

K is for...

Kink(s) - as I said in E, I can't imagine he's super duper kinky, but I do think that this cool cat has some tricks up his sleeves. As a former cop, definitely has a thing for being restrained (bonus points if it's with handcuffs). He probably also loves being praised and giving praised.

L is for...

Location - Jet's a basic bitch and loves making love in bed. He'll definitely do it in other places (the bathroom is a close second), but he prefers being in a cozy bed with his cutie patootie.

M is for...

Motivation - As cheesy as it sounds, love is what motivates him (and not just in the bedroom). He wants to please you, make you feel good, do whatever it takes to watch your body shake as you cum and scream his name. Whatever he's gotta do to achieve that is just what he's gotta do, no question.

N is for...

NO's - I like to think that Jet is very openminded and willing to try just about anything once (other than the very obvious no's that people usually have). If he can help it though, he'd prefer not to degrade his lover. He's much rather praise you, darling <3

O is for...

Oral - I'm sure I've said it once, and I'll say it again, man's is a god at giving head. There, I said it! With having so much experience, it only makes sense that he'd be good at it. He's gotten all the tricks, tips, comments, and feedback that someone could ever need. He's definitely the type to receive pleasure by giving you pleasure, so he'd much rather go down on you than vice versa.

P is for...

Pace - going back to F yet again, I think he's more of the type to go slow and steady. He'll give you strong thrusts that you'll feel in places deep inside of you that you didn't even know existed. More towards the end when he's getting close, he'll probably start to lose his cool and will start thrusting faster and faster.

Q is for...

Quickie - doesn't really like quickies, but sometimes you just gotta do whatcha gotta do, yanno? Again, he prefers to take his sweet, sweet time, but when living in space as a bounty hunter with three other people and a dog, time isn't always on your side. So, he'll do it if you really need to get off right then and there, but he's usually patient enough to wait until there's more time.

R is for...

Risk - this one is 50/50. Taking risks when it comes to experimenting? Absolutely. As I said, he'll try just about anything once. As for taking risks like doing things out in public, probably not. Again, if you really wanted to, he'd try under the right circumstances for you. As for what he wants, he'd rather be in the safety of his home with no worries or concerns.

S is for...

Stamina - he may not be in his prime anymore, but that doesn't mean the old goat can't get around. He can last for hours, and it's probably due to his police training, years of police work, and, of course, being a bounty hunter. Ever since he was young, he's needed to be ready to go go go, so yeah, he can go go go all night ;)

T is for...

Turn ons - As stated in K, he likes restraints and praise, but for more day to day stuff, I think he's a sucker for skirts, heels, the color red, and nurses. They're all so basic, but I think he's a simple man with simple needs.

U is for...

Unfair - I think Jet is usually pretty fair. He gives his pretty baby their orgasm when they want it, but I think you should be careful what you wish for. He's the type to hear you beg for it, so he'll make sure you get more than enough <3

V is for...

Volume - I think he's fairly quiet in the bedroom when it comes to moaning. Talking he can do the whole time, will be praising you left and right, but I think his noises are more reserved. When he really gets into things, he'll groan and grunt directly into your ear. If you really get him worked up, he let out a sound that's almost like a low growl as he cums. (If you're lucky, he might even let out a needy whine when he cums if it's been a hot minute).

W is for...

Wildcard - random headcanon, but I think if you ever want to make him go harder than usual, degrade you, do something risky in public, literally anything that's out of his usual, Alhaitham you gotta do is flirt with Spike. NOTHING makes his blood boil more than watching you entertain that idiot right in front of him. (Don't do it in a toxic way, of course. Like, don't do it super often or make him feel insecure/worried, and be sure to tell him you're just doing it to rile him up. But yeah...just trust...)

X is for...

X marks the spot - if you wanna make this man jizz in his pants on sight, pay special attention to his scars and whisper/moan how much you love them/him. Like, cradle his face and tell him how handsome he is. Trace the scar on his back and tell him how proud you are of him. Touch the scar he got from saving you and tell him how much you owe him, and how you'll do anything to repay him. Yeah...haha...yeah...that'll do the trick...

Y is for...

Yearning - despite his libido not being that high, this man craves you in every sense of the word. Every waking second, he wants to be with you. He just wants to hold you and kiss you and love you and tell you about his day and show you his bonsai trees and-

Z is for...

zzz... - he usually gets pretty tired post-orgasm, but aftercare is always #1 on his priority list. He's gotta make sure his baby is okay <3 that being said, once said baby is okay, homeboy is CONKING out for at least nine hours LMAO

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slyfoxann544 · 2 years

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𝑳𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒐𝒑 (𝑩𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒚! 𝑩𝒂𝒌𝒖𝒈𝒐𝒖 𝒙 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓! 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓)

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: The Bakugou's take you in but Katsuki's not so happy about it as he seems to think you're quirkless and so he bullies you. What happens when UA is attacked by the L.O.V with the motive of capturing Bakugou?

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 3880

𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: fluff???

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: none

A/N: I accept requests

It was a normal evening when Mitsuki decided to go grocery shopping after finding the fridge almost empty. Katsuki had ignored the instructions given to him that afternoon and decided to instead go train. After all, the entrance exam for UA was only a month or two away and he didn't have the kind of time he could waste on running errands.

The red-eyed female only sighs taking her eyes off the view of the setting sun she was so fixated on previously. She was happy her son was working hard, but still, him blowing off his responsibilities like that was not at all acceptable. The kid was definitely gonna get a stern talking to when she got home.

So engrossed in her thoughts was she that she failed to see poor little you running to her direction and ended up bumping into you.

You fall down from the impact dropping the box you were running away with.

"Oh I'm sorry, are you okay sweetie?", she asks looking down and offering you a hand.

Your appearance was dirty not having had a bath in a long time with some bruises on your legs, your h/c hair looking tangled having grown long.

Looking up you finally see who you had bumped into and quickly stand up to apologise. "I'm sorry!"

"Oh it's alright.", she answers giving you a smile. "Is this yours?", she asks handing you the box of cereal back as you nod lightly taking it.

"HEY YOU LITTLE BRAT!", and angry voice calls out from behind as a brunette man comes into view running in your direction.

While Mitsuki is left confused trying to piece together what this man wants, you go hide behind her.

"Excuse me do you need something?", she asks as he nears.

He only ignores her and glares down at you making you want to disappear. He continues to roughly grab your arm and pull you away making you fall down. He then proceeds to lift his hand in an attempt to slap you making you flinch. You sit there waiting for the stinging impact to come, but it never does.

"Hey! What do you think you're doing?!", The older woman says grabbing his hand getting angry. Not only did he completely ignore her, but he also had the audacity to treat you like this.

"Huh? Look lady my business is with this little bitch so stay outta this."

"Oh yeah? And what exactly did she do?", she asks.

"This piece of shit stole from my shop for the second time this month. She got away the last time but this time I've got her.", the man says shocking the blonde and making you look away.

She then helps you get up taking the box that had fallen out of your hands on the ground and giving it to the man along with some money.

"Here, I'm sure this'll compensate for whatever she stole last time.", she says as you look up at her. The man only scoffs, taking it from her angrily.

"Whatever, but the next time I catch her, she's dead.", he says spitefully and walks away.

Sighing she then looks at you bending down to your level.

"Here.", she hands the apple she took out from her bag and you hesistantly take it.

"My name's Mitsuki, what's yours?", the kind lady asks.

You hesitate for a bit but then you decide to tell her. "I'm Y/n"

"That's a nice name.", she tells you and you just tilt your head.

Did she actually think you name was nice?

You were never of the opinion that you had a pretty name. You'd always assumed it was a horrible one seeing as you were only ever called names like 'brat', 'crybaby', 'lazy bitch' as a substitute.

"Well Y/n, how bout we get you home?", she smiles warmly

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"MASURAO! KATSUKI! LIVING ROOM, NOW!", the doors to the Bakugou household are burst open revealing a panting Mitsuki holding both the grocery bags in one hand.

"Yes honey?", the spectacled male asks coming down the stairs.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT YA OLD HAG?!", comes a voice from the kitchen.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY YA BRAT?! I'M ALREADY MAD AT YOU FOR NOT GETTING THE GROCERIES, SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS HERE AND HOPE THAT I DON'T GET ANY ANGRIER!", she retaliates matching her son's expressions.

"WHAT DA YA WANT?", the young blonde male asks coming out of the kitchen. He was currently holding a big knife in one hand wearing a pink 'kiss the chef' apron (which he despised with a passion, and would kill anyone and everyone who saw him wearing it apart from his family).

"I WAS JUST BOUTTA MAKE MYSELF SUSHI SO THIS BETTER BE GOOD."

After both the father and the son were finally seated on the couch Mitsuki begins.

"I have a spectacular news for us all. So I met the cutest little girl today and guess what? WE'RE GONNA BE FOSTERING HER!", Bakugou spits out the water he was drinking while Masurao just sits there gaping.

"W-well that's quite the news. A-and it's wonderful of course.", he says fixing his spectacles.

"WONDERFUL?! WONDERFULL?! I DON'T WANT THAT LITTLE BRAT WHOEVER SHE IS ANYWHERE NEAR ME! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING OLD HAG?!?"

"OH SHUT UP! FOR YOUR INFORMATION I WASN'T ASKING HOW YOU FELT ABOUT IT, I WAS TELLING YOU SO YOUR BETTER SHUT YOU PIE HOLE AND START BEHAVING GOT IT?!"

"WHAT?!? YOU EXPECT ME TO JUST BE OKAY WITH YOU BRINGING IN THE LITTLE BITCH?!? SHE'S AS GOOD AS A RAT PICKED OF THE STREET TO ME!"

"WELL WE RAISED A RABID DOG LIKE YOU SO SHE WON'T BE ANY PROBLEM!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!", the younger blonde asks getting up making small explosions go off in one hand making his mother hit him on the head.

"YOU HEARD ME.", she says making the short tempered male stomp off.

"Honey, if you don't mind me saying.", the spectacled male begins. "Don't you think this is a bit sudden?", Masurao questions gaining the female's attention as her expressions soften.

"Well, it is for sure. But...I couldn't leave her like that."

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"You said her name was Y/n right?", Tsukauchi asks looking up from the file and the blonde nods.

"Says here her foster parents are FF/n and FM/n (Foster father name and Foster mother name). They filed a missing report for her a month ago.", he says looking at the two of you sitting in front of him, smiling at you. "Well, I guess all we have to do is call them up and drop her off."

Mitsuki smiles and then looks at you and says, "Here that, you're going to be going home!", your eyes widen.

No. This can't be happening. You can't be going back to them. You can't be going back there, you can't. The only reason you ran away from home in the first place was to get away from.....THEM.

Tears well up in your eyes and you back away from them. Mitsuki tries to reach out to you but you only back away more pulling away your arm as you hold it your other hand.

"P-please, I don't want to go back there Miss, please don't send me back there.", you sob. "P-please. I-I don't wanna go there. Please.", you plead.

"But, your parents are looking for you. Don't you wanna go back to them?", she asks.

"No-no please no.", you sob even more.

The woman just stands there in shock looking at your state finally understanding the cause of all those bruises.

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The Bakugou's were the parents you never had and could only dream of having someday. That evening when you arrived at their home you were already a part of the family. You were given a nice little room next to your new brother's room (which pissed him off very much as that was his spare room and now all his extra stuff was in the basement).

That day was the day you learned what a family is, what a family is supposed to be. Never in your life had you been showered with the amount of affection you were showered with on your first night with them. It felt too good to be true.

Mitsuki and Masurao were the kindest and the most loving people you had ever met. Always taking care of your needs giving you all their love and making sure you have everything, even spoiling you a little (against which Katsuki protested strongly). They both even took you shopping the very next day to pick out tons of cute little dresses (half of which you were sure you'd never even get a chance to wear) and even more toys for you. They were literal angles from heaven above.

However, the same couldn't be said for your new brother.

You first met him at breakfast the next morning and that was when you found out you were going to have a brother. How exciting! The thought simply made you ecstatic, however his response to you was far from friendly. He would say mean stuff to you when he walked by or trip you or give you a light shove here and there and boy if you accidentally happened to mess up you wouldn't hear the end of it. He of course got in trouble with Mitsuki but after that he made sure to act this way only when she was away.

However, even after all that you still loved him. He despised you, but you loved him. He was your brother of course and you were his sister. You'd try to get him to like you but it would never work and you'd always end up on his bad side. You'd sometimes wonder what you did for him to act like this but would never get an answer.

The day your relationship got to the point of no return though was a few months after you had moved in with. That was the day Bakugou came to the conclusion that you were quirkless, and from then on his behavior got worse. If you simply pissed him off earlier, he loathed you now. He didn't think you were good enough to be a part of the family, nor did he want to be associated with a weakling like you. But deep down even then he knew that he didn't completely hate you.

You on the other hand were conflicted. You wanted them to know about your quirk and put an end to keeping secrets. The thought of your brother finally accepting and loving you was also tempting but every time you thought of telling them the little voice in the back of your head told you not to. You were simply too scared by the thought that they might hate you for it. After all that's what happened with your previous parents after you manifested it.

'What a useless quirk. Couldn't you have a stronger quirk?! One Hero worthy? How pathetic can you honestly be?'

'God it feels like the only thing you're useful for is being a burden'

You could still hear their voices in your head sometimes which would only solidify your will to keep your quirk a secret. Your life was almost perfect now and this was a risk you were not willing to take.

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"OI KATSUKI HURRY UP AND GET DOWN HERE!", Mitsuki shouts as she finishes styling your hair and fixing your dress.

"I'LL GET DOWN THERE WHENEVER I WANT!", he shouts grumpily as he exits his room in his unifrom and makes his way downstairs grumbling.

"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO BANG THE DAMN DOOR SHUT?!?", she scolds him making you let out a stifled laugh.

No matter how many months you'd spend with the Bakugou's, the bickering between Mitsuki and Katsuki would never not be funny. At first you'd get scared as in your experience shouting never ended well but soon enough you came to realize that this was just how these two were.

"Huh? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU BRAT?", the hot tempered male asks you with a menacing aura making you gulp.

"OI, talk nicely to your sister.", Mitsuki says as the air around her turns cold.

"This brat is no sister of mine.", he says irritated making you feel a light pang in your heart.

"Oh really? Wellll...this adoption certificate in my hand begs to differ.", she replies smugly showing him a framed certificate she picked up from the table which the boy snatches as his eyes widen.

Adoption certificate? Wait then this means-

You look at Mitsuki in disbelief. "So then I-I-"

"That's right kiddo, you're officially a Bakugou now.", she says puffing her chest in pride.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?", the younger blonde asks exasperated.

"Last week. Aren't you happy you have an angel as a sister now?", the woman beams.

"ARGGH!", the front door slams shut as your officially new brother storms off while you just stand there processing all that was said.

And then it hits you. You're a Bakugou now. You finally have a loving family. This is officially your home too now. This was all you've ever wanted.

"Ugh that brat, I can't believe he left without you.", Mitsuki sighs irritated. She then looks down at you making you snap out of your thoughts and look up at her with one of the brightest smiles you've ever given making her heart melt.

"Let's go sweet heart.", she says and you both leave.

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While Mitsuki looked around for her son, you only stood there in awe staring at the magnificent building.

So this was UA. The prestigious school your brother went to. Ever since you had come to know about how difficult it was to get into this school your admiration for your brother had only increased.

Having heard so much about this school you were giddy with excitement, having gotten the opportunity to visit. And the reason you got this opportunity was because dorms were being set up and today being the first day the students were allowed to bring along their family members to look around.

"Look! Look! There he is!", you say pointing in the direction you spotted the blonde, going that way as your mother (you still couldn't believe it) said goodbye.

"SUKI! (this was a nickname he despised more than Kacchan)", you exclaim as you hug him from behind drawing the attention of a certain group of students.

"How may times have I told you not to call me that?!?", he says an irk mark appearing on his forehead.

"Oh wow Bakubro is this your little sis?", a red head with spiky hair asks getting down to your level as the other friends of their group surround you.

"I'm Y/n Bakugou!", you quickly introduced yourself before your brother had a chance to say anything.

"Cool! Nice to meet you mini Bakugou, I'm Kirishima", he says pointing to himself.

"And I'm Mina Ashido!", the pretty girl with the pink hair and skin says.

"I'm Kaminari!", the blonde with the black streak next to her said.

"PIKACHU?!?", you say with sparkling eyes filled with excitement making the others laugh hard, the boy only making a dejected look as Katsuki turns away to hide his sort of proud expression.

"I'm Sero", a slim black haired boy says wiping a tear from his eye.

You look at him tilting your head for a moment before your eyes light up, "SOY SAUCE FACE!"

It was his turn to make a dejected face as the other two clutch their stomachs laughing. Even the red-eyed blonde let out a stifled laugh.

You then turn to the other two. "RACOON EYES! SHITY HAIR!", you say pointing at them, recalling the nicknames you heard Bakugou say once as he told Mom about them.

The two immediately stop laughing joining the other two as your brother let out an evil gremlin laughter attracting the Deku Squad's attention.

"She's his sister all right.", Kaminari says crouched on the ground with the others with his back facing you guys.

"Hey Kacchan! Is this the Y/n auntie told me about?!?", a green haired boy asks after approaching you guys.

"STOP CALLING ME THAT SHIT NERD!", the blonde answers making sparks go off from his hands.

"Wow, Bakugou how did someone like you end up with such an adorable sister?", Ochako says after greeting you making the short-tempered male curse.

Things went smoothly from there, you got to make friends with the Baku squad and the Deku squad and literally everyone from both class 1A and 1B (except Mineta who was held back and tied by Sero) was gushing about how sweet and adorable you were and wondering how you were related to Katsuki at all. You even received some candy from Mr Aizawa.

So currently you were playing uno with the Deku squad while Mitsuki was busy with Inko and Katsuki hung out with Kirishima and the others.

"Yay! I win!", you say as you put down your last card and jump up making Deku and Uraraka clap while Iida just sits there staring at the huge number of cards he had somehow collected.

"Uno.", Todoroki says as he puts down a plus four card and you could see Iida's soul leave his body making the other two laugh.

While you were all busy laughing a black misty portal suddenly opens up in the area and surprised gasps leave the students and the atmosphere turns grim. The pro-heroes take action preparing themselves telling you all to stand back.

"What's happening?", you ask as anxiety started to well-up inside you making you clutch onto Izuku leg as you hide behind him, eyes darting around to find your brother and mom.

"I'm sure it's nothing.", he tries to reassure you when suddenly a hand holding a gun comes out and shoots something that looks similar to a tranquilizer at Katsuki.

"SUKI!", you exclaim and run to him but are held back by Todoroki as a man who hand multiple hands attached to his body steps out along with the infamous LOV.

Your eyes widen as you immediately recognize the people who took your brother away from you earlier. You recalled seeing them in the news and you also remember the hate you felt towards them.

"Well, well, look who it is.", the man says with a hoarse voice. "Eraserhead, you just have to be so cool all the time don't you?", he says looking at the pro who make took a defensive stance (looking very cool might I mention)

"Well, not that you would know anything about it.", the raven haired hero spoke activating his quirk as the other guy starts to scratch his neck in irritation.

"Oh yeah, let's see how cool you'll be after this.", his statement is immediately followed by a large number of Nomus who step out and immediately busy the pros and the students.

"Stay here!", the heterochromatic boy tells you as he and the others join the fight.

Everyone was fighting now, while their families were evacuated in panic. You could hear your mother shout for you as she was lead away but couldn't bring your self to move. It's like you were glued in place, the fear consuming you. You were scared. Scared for your life, scared for you mother's life, scared for the heroes's lives and most of all your brother's. You knew how they'd kidnapped him earlier and the mere thought of loosing him again petrified you.

Your sole focus right now was your brother as you watch his movements as he is unable to use his quirk while you also fought an internal battle.

Do you use your quirk? Maybe it could help them, or maybe it would make things worse.

Suddenly Bakugou is grabbed by a blonde girl and tied up by chains that seemed to appear out of nowhere and muzzled

That's the moment all fear left your body as you launched your self forward without thinking about it, with no regard for your safety. Mitsuki shouted at you to stop but you couldn't hear her. All you could think of was not wanting him to go.

"Let my brother go!!", you shout putting your arm forward making two giant candy monsters appear as the villians and Katsuki himself stare at them in shock. A huge blue flame burns them but many more arise which proceed to target the man with the burned skin and the ones holding your brother taking them down.

Suddenly someone pulls you up by your throat. "Listen you little pest, make those things disappear or unless you want to be turned to dust.", the man says moving one of his fingers that was not in contact with you as a threat. However, you only elbow his gut making him wince.

Mitsuki lets out a horrified scream as Katsuki's eyes widen. He'd never been this terrified before. "Y/N!", he lets out a muffled shout. His heart felt like it was gonna pound out of his chest, his breathing became ragged as all the background noise faded out.

'No, this couldn't be happening.'

'No way am I gonna let this happen'

He continued to thrash around in his chains trying to break free and activate his quirk.

'No way in hell am I gonna just loose her.'

"Listen here you brat, I wasn't in a mood to kill a kid today but you leave me no choice.", he says and before he can continue is thrown back by a candy cane monster. The being divides into several more which grow in size and go on to attack the villians and the Nomus while one frees Katsuki.

More and more candy beings appear finishing off the Nomus one by one and cornering the villians with the pros. But, just when it looked like the villians would be defeated once and for all, a black liquidy substance engulfs them and they disappear.

Everyone just stood there shocked. Firstly, at what had just happened. And secondly, at how a little girl was able to do their job for them but faster.

"SUKI!", you shout as you run to him but fall because of having hurt your knee when you were dropped.

You're about to get up when the blonde male runs up to you first and drops to his knees engulfing you in a hug.

"What the hell, did you do that for you stupid brat.", he says as his voice starts cracking and tears well up in his eyes.

"I'm sorry.", you sob embracing him back. "I didn't want the bad guys to take Suki away again.", you cry.

"I was fine you idiot, I can handle myself. Why'd you get involved in the battle? Don't you ever dare put yourself in danger again", he cried as he hugged you tighter like you would disappear if he loosened his grip.

"Okay.", you cried. "I promise", you say with shaky breathes.

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14 years later

"Welcome everyone! Today is a very special occasion for we are going to be announcing the new standings for the Top Ten Pro-heroes!!", the announcer says as the crowd roars.

"In first place, Our symbol of peace, The Hero Deku!", the crowd screams his name as he enters waving.

"In second place, The Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight!!", there are chants of his name as he walks up to his fellow hero.

"In third place, The Hero Shoto!!!", the crowd goes wild once again.

"In fourth place, the one and only, our lovely and beautiful hero, H/n (Hero name.)!", you walk up to the others waving and smiling at the crowd who showers you with love.

"4th place, not bad.", Bakugou says standing next to you.

"So, you're saying I did good?", you ask smirking and his eyes soften. He then places a kiss on your forehead.

"You did great Lollipop."

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𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭: Sibling fem reader child x bakugo The reader has a powerful candy quirk they can make living candy the candy is very strong and do lots of things but they always get bullied by her adopted brother bakugo she doesn't use her quirk and bakugos mom found her on the street so they don't know she has a quirk but what happen when one day she goes to ua and protects her big brother better than the pros from villans. The candy is alive and can be big or small and can move.

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ethereal-faeri · 1 year

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boo! bitch i'm a ghost 👻 [act 2]

♡⃕ WE'RE HOME 😭❤❤❤ [airport scene]

— ten years after, y/n l/n is finally returning to japan. and ten years after midoriya izuku ghosted her. uraraka is guilty, bakugou is expectant, and well, their friends are just waiting for the awkwardness to subside. will there ever be a chance for the two?

♡⃕ chapter warnings — cursing because dzuh,,, and only fluff i think,,,

♡⃕ author’s note — lol hello [as if i didn't update for months] <3333 im really sorry because i really hadn't had the motivation to do anything for this ADLSJASKD but this was commissioned by the lovely blue @johnnysactualgf ily babe <3333 i planned to finish the rest of the chapters before updating but here's a bonus chapter that should've been uploaded a few weeks ago but i never had the time to format it correctly so AHDKJAS have this ily all

reminder! again, set in act 2 when y/n and hela went home to japan and met up with the gang !

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"touchdown japan," you whispered as you and hela went to go get your luggages. it's been, what, ten years? so much seemed the same but you knew that everything had changed since you left.

"it's so weird being back in japan," hela said, thanking the guard for their help with your luggage.

"right, i swear, if i didn't have to go back, i won't." you exhaled, knowing the truth.

hela pointedly looked at you. "your life is all here, y/n. your friends are here, bakugou–is here. i know you."

you made a face at her mention of bakugou's name, grinning. "shut up."

truth be told, you weren't that dense. back at UA, while you were pining over midoriya (barf), you knew about bakugou's feelings but didn't really think much about it until after graduation and you left to go to america. by then, it was too late to confront him, and by now, you were just used to not thinking about it, you guess. he never really said anything and then, before you knew it, it's been ten years since. besides, it's fun to mess with him and your friends!

hela, on the other hand, was only the one to know about you knowing and was the one to realized you returned the blond's feelings at some point of you moving on from midoriya…well, he was there, it wasn't hard. but, because of this, hela couldn't stop teasing you about him. however, now is not the time to think back about your relationship with bakugou. not when you'd be seeing midoriya in a few days, it's not the fucking time, y/n.

snapping a picture of each other, you tweeted it with the caption, touchdown. knowing how fast news circulates, especially in social media, you hurried with hela to meet your best friends. you couldn't help but feel nervous, though, at the thought of seeing bakugou that your heart kept thundering. because, for the first time in ten years, you'd be seeing one of your bestest friends and someone you admittedly had feelings for before. god, was this terrifying.

you grinned as you saw them holding a placard with your and hela's names, laughing as a pink blur ran, barreling into you. you choked on your laughter as mina crashed into you, hugging you tight. "y/n, i missed you so much!"

tears sprung in your eyes as your hands wrapped around her torso. "i missed you too, mina."

hela was right. ten years was too long. you laughed wetly as the others crowded you and hela, welcoming you back. kaminari and sero kissed your cheeks once mina let you go, making you grin widely as you hugged them. you also missed kirishima's toothy smile as he hugged you, then kissed your forehead and pat your head.

bakugou…well, bakugou was hanging back, staring at you. his heartbeat fastened its pace, fuck. it's been ten year, but he knew that it was still you, it will always be you. he finally breathed after a while, watching silently as you exchanged tearful welcomes with the squad. he caught hela's eyes, who looked knowingly. he scoffed, finally avoiding her eyes.

your eyes traveled to bakugou's form, a smile forming once more on your lips when you saw him. you let them introduce themselves to hela as you approached him, tapping his shoulder because he wasn't looking.

"hi, kats." you smiled sweetly, bakugou couldn't help but curse inside as he looked at you, pretending that he wasn't affected by seeing you again in person. "i missed you."

his ears reddened as he huffed. you chuckled, opening your arms to invite him to a hug. he rolled his eyes but opened his arms as well, enclosing you in a hug. warm. you could vaguely hear your friends taking pictures, but you couldn't care less. he breathed you in, his hug tightening as he whispered, "i missed you too, clown-ass."

"not that i want to interrupt whatever this is," bakugou glared at kirishima, who gestured towards them and laughed. "but, we got company."

many civilians were staring, their phones on you two. you grinned, waving as bakugou glared, pulling you quickly. "get their luggage, shitheads. let's go."

you're finally home. now, to face midoriya.

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mikareo · 6 months

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“ ࣭⸰ ★ post of gratitude ! <3

⊹ ⠀⠀ hi guys! on my old blog, i'd make a post every november to spread gratitude for the mutuals i interact w most n wanted to carry that tradition onto this blog! ily all and hope that your day was wonderful today (unless ur a nanami stan bc that was rlly rough im so sorry abt that ep ajskl)

psa; if u weren't tagged in this post, pls know that i appreciate u very much and would love to interact w u more!! msg me anytime n i'll try my best to visit ur inbox in the near future!

꒰ . . to my readers ꒱

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ thank u so much for supporting my work by reading, liking, sharing, or commenting on any of my writing! i love reading through reblogs and seeing what u guys think of my ideas,, it's so motivating n i appreciate it so much like omg sometimes u got my kickin my feet reading thru ur comments ajskl i hope to post quality content for ur enjoyment n i luv u all,, much more to come as time goes on !!!

꒰ . . to my mutuals ꒱ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᯇ in alphabetical order

⌗ @chigirizzz ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ hi val! just wanted to say that i love how supportive u are of other creators on the site,, i feel like whenever i see u on the dash ur always hyping someone up or making their day brighter! ALSO i cant believe u also know the voltage otome games bc i feel like i'm crazy sometimes bc no one know what they are LMFAO i hope u had an amazing day !!!

⌗ @doobea ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ dooby!!! i love the bright energy u bring to my dash n i think ur absolutely gorgeous (u ate that choso costume up omg ajskdlf) ur always such a pleasure to interact w n i think ur writing is amazing,, i rlly need to just binge it all one night ESP the choso fics u post bc ur writing rlly captures how much u love him LOL my fav choso worshipper <3 hope yall get married!

⌗ @hesthermay ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ hi pookie teehee,, i haven't answered ur text yet bc i was trying to figure out how to fry chicken (3 of them were raw ajsklf) but i will after i post this lol. ilyvm and i can't wait for u to stay w me,, i'm gonna take u to the mall n treat u to some canes chicken fingers *heart eyes* (i'm typing on my laptop forgive me) you've been w me since my org blog from sept 2020 n i act can't believe how long we've known each other now (3 years!) ur so old like ur my granny but that's ok bc ur my favorite granny ever,, sorry for violating u #ageism is not okay,, i miss u so much n i miss ur bf bc ur my mom n dad (legally) i even miss ur roommate who i actually can't rlly remember the name of but that's not the point i'm trying to make so forget i said that part,, i definitely know his name!!! also i decided that kingsley is my favorite dog u have bc he's tiny n reminds me of my doggie,, luv ya! text u in a bit!

⌗ @itadorey ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ omg hi inez, remember these? no u probably don't bc i got rlly lazy w my blog in the late days (rip aitarose) i love all of the tiktoks u send me n i love ur instagram stories bc they make me laugh n i love how much u love snoopy,, he's literally my idol n there are so many statues of him in my city it's so funny n they always make me think of u. ur my yung gravy queen,, i love u so much n i'm so glad hq tumblr let me meet u even tho it was lowkey traumatizing (yikes) our mudae days were so fun,, esp the night i let that person put the roleplay bot into my server jkals so grateful for u !!!

⌗ @kitorin ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ hiiii souta!!!! i just wanted to say that i LOVE seeing u comment first on my writing posts,, like it motivates me so much bc i know i have such a large support system coming from u n ur so sweet n talented AJSJJJ u were (i think?) my first new mutual on this blog when i first made it,, n you've made coming back to tumblr such a welcoming n amazing experience! i'm so grateful to be ur mutual n i hope you've had an absolutely amazing day!

⌗ @mymegumi ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ firstly BITCH ANSWER MY TEXT. secondly, happy thanksgiving! <3 wish we were spending it together but distance is real n it hates us :( miss u and can't wait to see u whenever that is lmfao like whenever plane tickets decide to stop being so expensive,, so glad we aren't beefing anymore haha that was so silly of us... anyways... whenever i do see u, i'm going to give u a big hug n then we're going to gossip abt everything that's happened since we were last together n it's going to be great bc i'm going to make u watch twice videos n ur gonna love them as much as i do bc i'm ur sister n u have no choice but to love what i love! hahaha... i love you so much n i'm so glad ur my sister #meimei n jiajia 4ever <- that's actually approved by me n that's all that matters bc i'm actually the president of the world and ur my favorite person on it jaklsdf ANSWER MY TEXT BITCH

⌗ @pokkomi ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ chiu u r genuinely one of the most positive ppl i've ever met on tumblr n i love u sm for it like jaskdlfjdkl u always make my day when u reblog a post n reading ur tags is so heartwarming n it makes me want to write a million more pieces just to see what u think of them,, ur theme is absolutely adorable n i love ur alpha wolf pfp bc it's so funny n i was literally giggling when u were answering asks abt it n i saw them on my dash,, i hope that every day is an amazing day for u n if u ever need anything u can come in my pms to chat or my inbox (i will def be saying hi later in urs LOL) have an amazing amazing day n i can't wait for u to post any kind of writing in the future!

⌗ @rewh0re ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ hi hana!!! i'm so glad u popped into my inbox n said hi bc i always saw u interacting w ppl on the dash n i was too nervous to say hi jakfsdlkl i love interacting w u n talking abt whatever n whenever in inboxes or replies,, ur username always makes me giggle n i love it so much (i always read it as 'reo whore' for some reason asjfdkl but i love it) i send ur kuroo fics to my kuroo stan friend n she eats them up,, ur writing style is so beautiful n emotional,, i love the way u structure ur plots w metaphors n repetition n symbolism n everything u put into ur hard work it's all so amazing,, wishing u the very best day tmr ever!

⌗ @wishmemel ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAFI!!!! ik i alr said it but it never hurts to hear a million times n more! i associate u sm w sanrio like idk if mymelo is ur favorite but in my head u r the real life her ajsfkl,, ur so sweet n genuine i love interacting w u n seeing u all over my dash,, I HOPE UR BIRTHDAY WAS AMAZING !!!! ... fixing this bc im screaming bc i can't believe i mixed that up omg... anyways... LUV U

⌗ @yoisami ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ OKAY FIRST i literally LOVE ur theme like it's so cute n so fitting to ur personality i love it sm ajsfkdl saki ur so sweet n i'm so glad we're mutuals bc i always look forwards to seeing u on my dash or going to ur inbox (which i'm lacking on rn but i promise i'll visit it more soon jaskdl!!!!) the way u support ff writing on tumblr is so amazing w ur reblogs n tags,, n i look foward to reading more of ur writing in the future (hopefully i can live up to ur sweet tags!) !!! have an amazing amazing day saki !!!!!!

⌗ @y2kuromi ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ screaming bc i got ur bday mixed up w another mutual but HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN LMFAO !!!! i hope that ur day was so amazing n that i'm not getting this wrong again (SORRY SAFI) !!! mimi ur so nice i'm like giggling so hard rn im so sorry,, happy happy birthday hope it was amazing!

⌗ all of my other loves <3 ₊ ˖ ་.

⋆⋆⋆⠀ ⠀ i love being mutuals w all of u n being a part of such a supportive writing community! ur all so talented n ur blogs r beautiful, i hope ur day was absolutely amazing n that we can interact more in the future (i will be invading ur inboxes that's a promise ajfskdl) !!!! happy november!!!

#<3 gratitude #it’s so crazy posting this at 20 #i was 17 when i started this tradition 😭😭#IM SO OLD #ILY GUYS !!!

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queenie-blackthorn · 7 months

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50% into kotlc, here are some thoughts ive had since the 25% mark :D

@aylin-hijabi @that-multi-fandom-hijabi sorry for tagging yall a lot lmao

first thing that comes to mind thats plot-related n not character-related is prentice. he was exiled 12 years ago, same age as sophie. its so obviously not a coincidence. tho i wonder whats up w him n tiergan (idk how to spell lmao i feel like thats wrong)

also, i wonder just how strong sophie is. like, the way she knocked fitz into the wall ??? thats her not knowing the full extent of her powers. i have a feeling shes always gonna be one of those main characters whos extremely powerful but constantly throughout the series she finds new abilities she has. kinda like percy jackson

im also realizing how stupid ill seem if im just overanalysing everything and my guesses are too far-fetched or too deeply thought out to really mean anything lololol

moving to character-related, i adore dex. he seems kinda spiteful tho ??? esp towards fitz. thats prolly bc the vacker family is apparently rlly famous n shit n meanwhile dexs parents were a bad match. still dont rlly get what that means. i feel like theres more to him. also his crush on sophie is adorable

KEEFE. nothing, just... keefe. havent seen much but from what i HAVE seen, hes hilarious. i remember aylin mentioning that hes like leo valdez in that theyre both hot, funny, and traumatized... still waiting on the 'traumatized' part. she also said hes less major in this book n more major in the second book, so maybe ill find out then

midterms are gonna go wrong just wait i just know it

biana seems acc genuine in wanting to be friends w sophie. but there was one point when she was talking to sophie n there was smth like a glare for a moment ?? idk kinda sus to me. maybe im overthinking it cause i cant think of a possible motive

marella seems cool. in the art, shes absolutely gorgeous, but so is everyone in this goddamn book. also notable that the first time i saw her name i misread it as 'redneck' 💀💀💀

stina is a bitch. nothing else to say, except that she looks terrifyingly like me? except different eye color n i wear glasses loll. i hope to see some character development cause i personally hate the trope of "token mean girl" in books (like drew tanaka or zoya nazyalensky) cause theyre so one dimensional n boring (although zoya does become majorly more likeable throughout the grishaverse books, im hoping to see the same in stina)

irrelevant but the amount of times sophie is ending up in the infirmary reminds me of a roleplay w my friends from like three years ago oml the nostalgia (cause there would at all times be at least one character in the infirmary injured or nearly dead bc we needed that drama to keep the rp going LMAO)

overall, theres not as much to say as there was at the 25% mark. (i feel like theres more i wanna say but i cant think of anything.) prolly cause since then, the book has mainly been abt learning abt the elves' world n culture. i think by the 75% point im gonna have a lot more to say, n then ill post the final update thingie when im 100% done w the book

ill be 75% done in 89 pages, but the last day of midterm is tomorrow, so god knows how long thatll take me :') i promise to try thooo

oh also galvins a bitch but i feel like she has trauma fsr idk shes just giving

#kotlc thoughts #kotlc #first time read

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halsteadlover · 1 year

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Hi everyone. ❤️

I know nobody cares but I just wanted to say that I’ve thought about it, and I wanted to take a little break. I don’t how long this break will be, maybe a week, maybe months, maybe even a day, who knows.

My mental health has been a bit precarious lately, I feel like I no longer have the motivation to do anything, even the simplest things, and I need to find some of the serenity I lost lately in order to get back some balance and go back to post as often as I did once. The anxiety and stress, especially for my studies, are eating me up and even what I love most, i.e. writing, is becoming difficult to do. Writing has always been my refuge, my escape from reality since I can remember and this will never change. It’s always been a relief valve and I don't want it to be taken from me even though I feel that's what's happening.

I already have a oneshot ready (a Jay smut one lol sorry not sorry) that I wanted to post in the next few days, but I will continue to write whenever I have time and even if it's slow, I will try to post some one shots every now and then. However, this doesn’t mean I won’t use this account, on the contrary, my inbox will always be open to anyone who wants to talk, I will simply be less active and the updates much slower than they already are.

Of course I know nobody cares lol I just wanted to express my state of mind and I also know you aren’t forced to stay and maybe this will lead someone to unfollow me but it’s okay I understand, I have always posted my works without any expectation in return, I know I'm not that good writer so I'm eternally grateful for every single person who every day supports me, reads my stories. Honestly I still can't believe 1.7K people follow me.

That being said, I don't want to bore you any further and to anyone who has read this far, thank you, with all my heart and for all the support you gave me with every like, reblog, comment and sweet asks. I hope you'll be patient and you'll be there waiting for me. I love you all so much, see you soon ❤️

(Bitch pls this is so dramatic bye pls don’t hate me).

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novelcain · 1 year

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OKAY! So when I was about 10/13 years old my mom took me to get a check up.. perfectly normal right? What could possibly go wrong.. oh yeah I was also there to get my shots.. I hate getting shots, always have always will.. it’s the syringe needles!! the fact that I know they have to be hollow enough for stuff to go in and out of the inside of those things is just wrong to me.. 😟 Anyway me and my Mom get there and everything SEEMS to be alright.. until the doctor comes back and says I have to get EVERY! SINGLE! SHOT! SINCE BIRTH!! OVER AGAIN!!!

Ya wanna know why??? BECAUSE THEY LOST ALL MY MEDICAL RECORDS!! ALL OF THEM!! 😡

Like okay yeah, shit happens I guess..

But.. my colorful, sugary sour Overlord.. They didn’t lose literally ALL my medical records once.. NOT twice!! NO no no no… BUT THREE FUCKING TIMES!!! In.. a.. row.. 😑 And all in the same Year.. I shit you not. 😤

Sssoooo yeah, I’m a bit traumatized and HATE going to the Doctor.. 😰

SO! 2020!! Covid shows up and I have to get a vaccine shot.. my Mom bless her heart comes with me, and I have to fill out the form… I spent an embarrassingly long time trying to write down my date of birth..

I was shaking so bad and ended up handing the paper & pen over to my Mom… Because I couldn’t remember which way the number 3 faced.. I was having a freaking mini panic attack.. at 21 🥲

I also had a panic attack & nearly fainted when I had to get my molars removed and the nurse showed up with the iv bag.. and I finally realized I was getting the syringe not the gas.. hadn’t panicked the whole time till that poor lady strolled in.. I think I scared her a lil when I started hyperventilating and asking my mom, wh-what what? What??? But it turned out okay!! That incident happened when I was about 18 I think..

🎃~

BRUH i know what you mean with the hating needles thing! I have had nothing but bad experiences with them. Like when I was younger I'd have to get allergy shots every week so I already HATED shots bc of that but then one day this super old bitch gave me my shot and literally stuck me so hard that the needle scraped my fucking bone! My bicep hurt for a whole month I couldn't do anything!

And then this one time I was in middle school and I had to get my blood drawn for testing, and some info about me I have always had very thick skin, and the nurse tried to use a butterfly needle but when she tried putting it in the damn thing broke against my skin! Anyways, everyone panicked for a hot sec and now it's in my file somewhere that they have to use big needles on me now! LIKE THE FUCK!?!?🤬🤬🤬

Ugh! If I sat here and told you all my needle stories we'd be here all day.

But my gods, how they gonna lose your damn records THREE FUCKIN TIMES!!!??? It's called a fuckin computer system you numb skulls! If it's really that hard to input the data yourselves then ffs just scan a pic of the records and save that!

Me: On behalf of my fruity heh subject, Skittle's gonna sue! *sprinkes dark matter on them bitches*

But fr tho same with the covid thing. In order to get my second vaccine I had to be drugged before going, and I STILL had a panic attack the whole time, not cause of my fear of needles tho. I mean it was a little bit because of the needles but mainly because of the agoraphobia. I think that was really the first instance of me being unable to function alone in public. I had to have Ritz and her mom there to talk for me and fill out the paper work cause I couldn't. I was shaking, I couldn't communicate outside of nodding to Ritz, and I couldn't even look at anyone other than Ritz. There were a few times I almost passed out inside of the clinic waiting room. I'm pretty sure now that I think about it that that was the last time I was out in public at all and that was almost 2 years ago. Definitely was NOT a good motivator to make me do it again lol. Sorry this is low key embarrassing for me to talk about and I honestly spent 30 minutes just deleting this and rewriting it over and over again before deciding to keep it

#🎃 anon #skittle answers #skittle rambles

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lilithbaeastro · 2 years

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Hello from France 😌 I’ve just learned that my Natal Mars is in Scorpio, could you describe it please ?

Hey:)♡

Scorpio mars🥀

《Mars in Scorpio degree, or 8H》

Mars represents one's passion,mental activity and muscular strength, strong determination, ambition to come out successfully in material field, leadership quality etc..

Scorpio represents deepness, mysterious, intuitive, and power-wielding dynamic in the core of their personality, sustainer, being able to apply profound powers of concentration to projects, and discovering hidden truths etc..

🍂Mars is the ruler of Scorpio itself so somewhere it's like a home to it. And Scorpio is feminine sign while mars a masculine. So these ppl are really balance'ly representatives of their both sides.

🍂Just like it's sister sign Taurus, scorpio also rules sensuality [I mean ofc it's rules genetials too], but more of hidden one. So these ppl usually have sexual tension 😳 around them. No doubt sex for these individuals are deep too.

🍂Hold grudges till death. Will take revenge on you. However they will attack you from behind only.💀 Even if you messed up, they won't show their rage rt then, but will wait for you to start falling to attack. So one thing I would like to say as remarkable is their patience 🙂 [for revenge only, otherwise these bitches don't know what that shit means. But they say the one who kbows hot to CONTROL the anger, they can acquire the world.] as well as their scheming mindset.

🍂Due to being the sign of secrecy, they might be into such things too.[detective, occult, even criminals have such placements]

🍂Scorpio is a fixed (water) sign, which means yes these ppl are emotional but won't show that and will stick by the ppl they believe in for quite a long time. Also this also motivates to stand by or are indurent to what they want too. As mars is what we want to acquire so this is really good placement to achieve what you want.

《 Go and check Mars in 8H too 》

Sorry I've a thing for Scorpio ppl especially mars, I've alot to say but most of them are nsfw so lets paas fr here:)

#astrology #writing #spirituality #art #ask blog #education #celebrities #astro observations #mars in 8th #scorpio #scorpio mars

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A Thousand Battles (A Modern!Ivar AU)

A modern!Ivar x F OC (Julietta Lothbrok)

Warnings - NSFW, MINORS DNI. Language. Vomiting. Slight violence.

Synopsis - Julietta wakes up with no memory of her life or her husband, Ivar. Will it ever return? Does she want it to?

Word Count - 3747

This is for @blackseapearl 400 follower trope challenge. I asked for Amnesia :)

Shout Outs - A massive shout out to @blackseapearl and @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie for beta reading, ironing out all the mistakes and the motivation to keep going with it. Special hugs to @blackseapearl for talking through the ending with me and giving me some much needed inspiration and the wonderful moodboard.

This fic kicked (and is still kicking!) my ass, I’ve never had such a hard time with motivation as I have writing this long-ass bitch so I hope you enjoy it :)

It’s also LOOOOOOOONNNGGGGGGGG….. and I’m only the tiniest bit sorry about that!

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CHAPTER 7

Julietta heads into the hustle and bustle of the crowd, throngs of people going about their daily lives, browsing and buying and chatting and laughing. It’s the first time she's been in a crowd for months and the noise is overwhelming. It invades her whole head and drags across her brain, crawling and catching on her nerves, making her want to clap her hands over her ears to block out the storming of her senses. She manages to compose herself and walks to the edge of the market, along a wall so only one side of her is being assaulted by the chaos. She stays there until her brain acclimatises.

The security stays close to her but when she asks for a little space, they allow her that and it gives her a sense of freedom. She feels less claustrophobic with them feet behind her. She wanders the stalls, waiting for something familiar to pop out at her, a smell, a face, anything. But nothing does and disappointment starts to form deep in her chest. When she starts to listen to her body again, she recognises something else. A feeling of unease, of a creeping disquiet leaching through her blood.

She quickly but carefully sweeps her eyes across the crowd and spots a man staring directly at her from no more than eight feet away; a still figure in the waves of moving people.

Her blood runs cold.

Before she has a chance to alert her security and almighty crash and multiple screaming voices erupt from behind the three of them. Reflexes kick in and they all spin towards the commotion before a hand closes over her mouth and she is being dragged backwards into an alley.

She knows it’s the staring man even before she manages to sink her teeth into his hand and she is thrown against the wall, his other hand holding her in place.

As he shakes out his bleeding hand, she takes in his appearance: deep olive skin, a shaved head and a deep scar in his right eyebrow. His rage-filled expression strikes fear into her. What is he going to do? This must be one of Ivar’s enemies coming to finalise the job the car she was hit with did not manage to do.

She cowers away from the stranger as he rips off her cap and her sunglasses, throwing them down and putting both hands on her cheeks.

“Oh Gods, Etta! I thought you were dead.” He pulls her into his chest, crushing her in his massive arms.

She is frozen to the spot; her arms stay limp at her side. She has zero recollection of this man at all.

He pushes her back against the wall, his eyes searching her all over, his big hand runs over her short hair, gripping her jaw and wrenching her head to the left so he can see the scar on her head. Then he pulls her back to face him roughly and runs a thumb over the scar under her eyes.

She recoils from his touch and he notices.

“Did they do this to you? What the fuck happened to you?” He is holding her face tenderly.

He’s not speaking English but she can understand him.

He’s speaking Russian.

“I will kill that fucking cripple if he did this to you. Talk to me, Etta.

When she hears what he calls Ivar she toughens, pushing away the paralysing fear and pulling herself up to her full height. She finds it curious that this movement sparks even more recognition in the stranger's face and he runs a hand over her shoulder.

She slaps his hands away from her in disgust. “Get the fuck away from me, I don’t know you!” She hears herself speaking Russian and covers her mouth in shock.

“Etta! It’s me! Love?! What are you talking about? We don’t have time for your silly games. We have to go. The family will cover it all. Let’s just go, it’s not worth this,” he says, gesturing to her scars. “Your father will kill them all for this.” He looks down at the marks on her neck. “What the fuck is all this?”

Her head starts to spin and bile rises in her throat. She speaks to him in English. “I don’t know you. My father died in a car accident ten years ago and I am married to Ivar Lothbrok. Get away from me.” She tries to get away from him but he grabs her by the throat gently and pins her to the wall.

“Etta! Jesus Christ. It’s me, Lev. I know your adopted father died. You came to us after! Fuck that cripple, you are mine!” He tries to kiss her but she squirms away and drags her sharp nails down his face.

“Mrs Lothbrok!” A low deep voice of her security is far enough away she knows she isn’t going to be found with this stranger yet.

“Stop calling me Etta! My name is Julietta Lothbrok. I am not yours!” She puts both her hands on her temples and screws her eyes shut.

Pictures flash before her eyes.

An older man embracing her. A banquet celebrating her in some way. Everyone speaking Russian. Seeing Ivar for the first time. A flash of the wedding. Doing up the necklace around Ivar’s neck and it falling

She can’t stop the bile this time, the disorientating sensation of the snapshots of a life she doesn’t remember causes her to drop to her knees and vomit.

“Julietta!” The calling sounds closer this time.

The stranger lifts her back to standing. “I will find you again. Look behind your bed in the apartment. The Oasis Gala. Get him to take you. I miss you so much. I love you, Etta.” He runs away quickly, just getting out of sight as the security guards enter the alleyway from the other end.

“Mrs Lothbrok! We’ve got her,” he says into his phone. “She is in an alleyway being sick, Mr Lothbrok.”

As she vomits again she points towards the end of the alley the man ran towards but doesn’t get to tell them before she retches again. She barely registers being picked up and carried to the car, the snapshots playing over and over in her head again

Laying flat on the back seat of the car, her mind races. Who the hell is she? Who was that man? That older man in her memory? What the fuck is going on? What is behind her bed? How does she speak Russian?

She vomits once more before passing out.

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When she wakes up she is surrounded by the very familiar sounds and smell of the hospital. At least this time she can move and she recognises the man by her side. His head is on the bed next to her hand and he is asleep. She feels a rush of affection as she looks at her loving, loyal husband before the drop in her stomach as she remembers what happened and why she is back in this room.

She isn’t who he thinks she is. She wasn’t just his wife, she was something else, someone else. But who, she doesn’t know yet. What she does know is that she was having an affair, if the man in the alley is to be believed. And she can speak Russian.

She knows she can’t tell Ivar any of this. She needs to try and figure it out before she can tell him. She needs time to sort out her head, to get back to her apartment and check behind her bed like the stranger said. There is no way Ivar is going to allow her out of the estate for a while after this debacle. She doesn’t know how she is going to persuade him to let her go back to her apartment.

One thing she does know, shards of her old self, her memories are starting to tear into her new world and from what she has seen so far, she wishes with all her heart they weren’t.

She stays quiet and still for a good long while - thoughts bouncing, terrorising her peace. She makes a decision. Until she figures herself out, she needs to keep things normal, keep things locked away from her husband…

She runs a finger gently over Ivar’s cheek, making him stir and open his eyes lazily. “Liet! How are you feeling?” He sits straight in his chair and stretches, then leans into her and kisses her gently. “Baby, what happened?”

“We were driving past the street market and the sign jolted a memory. I didn’t recognise much, but I had some memories, like flashes in my head of you and I there. The shock of it all made me feel so nauseated and ended up in an alley being sick. I’m so sorry I frightened everyone. I didn’t want to cause a massive scene by puking in the market. I was supposed to be discreet. I made them pull over. Please, don’t do anything… bad to them. I made them do it. It’s not their fault.”

His face turns to anger. “The fuck it’s not their fault. They lost you! Anything could have happened to you. You could have been taken!

“But I wasn’t, Ivar. I’m fine. Apart from the ripping headache and feeling like I’m going to puke again.” He gives her a sad smile and runs his hand through her hair comfortingly.

“The doctor wants to give you another MRI to make sure there’s no change to your brain, no damage over time. Don’t look scared, love. I’m here, we will deal with whatever it is together. Forever and always. Okay?” He runs his hand over her hair comfortingly. “What else did you remember in the market?”

She thinks fast on her feet, uncomfortable with the ease in which she can lie so convincingly; she’s had no need to until then. “I’m not sure, just the stalls, the sign. Did we go together a lot?”

He nods. “When you lived in the apartment we used to go and eat at the stalls quite often and then we would go on weekends once you moved to the estate. We would go for coffee and to just browse. You always liked it there.”

She smiles at him, reminiscing about good times from their old life. She takes advantage of his good mood. “I’m sorry I scared you, again. Can we still have our night out tonight? Go to the restaurant? I would like to go to my place and pick up some books and some other bits I saw.” She works on keeping her breath even.

He runs his hands down his face. “No. We are going home to the estate once you are discharged.

She pouts a little at him, changing her tactics. She needs to get back to her apartment. That is her sole focus right now. “Please? I felt so free last night, so much more relaxed. It felt like a holiday to me. I know it’s a step back in time for you but for me it was a breath of fresh air, seeing all my old things. I didn’t really have a chance to explore, I was too busy with your head between my legs.”

His mouth twists into a smile he’s trying hard to suppress but she’s seen that face before, before or after the accident she can’t quite remember, but she knows she got him right where she wants him -- Delving back into the memories of her screaming his name, of her taste, her mouth on him -- and when he licks his lips she knows they will be going exactly where she wants them to.

“Fine, you infuriating woman. No restaurant though, we can go back to your apartment. I will go to the restaurant to get food. I would like to see the owner, there is business to discuss anyway. I think you’ve had enough memories for one day. We will need to leave early for the estate though. I have a standing engagement tomorrow and there is no way in hell you are going anywhere without me again. All this only if the doctor gives you the all-clear after the MRI. Deal?”

He's just solved her next dilemma of getting him out the house so she can search it.

“Deal. You can eat me for dessert, if you want?”

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The MRI is thankfully normal so she is discharged a few hours later

She steps back into her apartment with refreshed eyes. As Ivar enters behind her, she turns and smiles at him before her eyes go back to sweeping the living room for any signs of a secret life. She knows she must wait until he leaves to pick up the food, acutely aware of the very limited time available to her to search. She closes her eyes for a second, willing herself to control her breathing. One panic attack a day is more than enough.

“I am going to have two security guards outside the apartment and one inside with you when I go.”

A tiny fizzle of annoyance flares inside of her, she needs to be alone so she can search the place. She thinks up an excuse, working fast. “Ivar, I was going to have a bath whilst you were out. I won’t feel comfortable if one of them is in here with me. I need to relax. Just have them stay outside, love,” she tells him, words calm and dripping with just enough flirty assertiveness that he agrees, no questions, as her hands run up over his shoulders. She barely registers the ease with which she manipulates him.

“Fine. Are you hungry, love? I will go and get the food. Call in one of the guys if you start feeling weird or remembering stuff. I will be gone for about an hour, okay?” He kisses her softly. “I love you so much.” He gives her a million more kisses all over her face and she bats him away laughing.

As he turns away from her it hits her. Whatever she may find in this place could change her, it could bring her memory back. It could change the way she feels about him and the thought springs tears to her eyes. “Ivar!” she yells before he opens the door. She runs to him, throwing her arms around his neck and kissing him hard. “I love you. Hurry back.”

When the door closes she knows what she has to do. She runs to fill up the bath, then she heads to the bedroom. Her bed is a bulky, oak super king with a massive headboard. She looks to the feet of the bed to see if there are scrape marks on the wood flooring that would indicate the bed being pulled out, but there are none. She tries to pull it, but she knows it is futile. There is no way she could move this bed alone. She rounds the bed, searching for any evidence of how to get to the wall behind the bed but nothing.

She runs and turns the bath off.

Dropping to her knees, she looks under the bed. Nothing under there at all so she pulls herself under to look at the wall. She runs her fingers all over the wall, fingertips grazing the bricks trying to find a wobbly one, but nothing. She takes her time examining the floorboards for loose ones, nothing. She pulls at the base boards. Nothing. She growls in frustration before flipping onto her back to think where she can search next.

That’s when she sees it. A butter knife has been carefully slid between the mattress and the bed slats, only a sliver of silver visible to the eye. She reaches for it, having to use all her strength to push up the mattress so she can wiggle it free.

On the edge of the knife there is some grey dust, she runs her finger over it carefully and realises what it is. Smiling to herself, she checks her watch.

5 minutes gone.

She flips onto her front again and starts looking for a crack in the cement holding the bricks together. She finds it, a tiny crack, almost imperceptible, but this must be it. She slides the knife into the crack and starts to work in back and forth and soon the brick starts to move forward, millimetre by millimetre. When it’s out enough, she grips it with both her hands and manages to wiggle it out. She squeezes her hand into hole left, scraping her skin, and feels around.

Her fingers touch the edge of what feels like a notebook, it takes her a few attempts but she grabs it with two fingers and manages to pull it out, dropping it on the floor next to her

She wipes the sweat from her brow and checks the time.

10 minutes gone.

She looks at her hand and it’s grazed and bleeding along the knuckles of her thumb but she pushes her hand back into the hole anyway, hissing as her raw skin scrapes against the brick again. She feels around again and grabs something cold and plastic. When she wiggles it out of the hole it’s a cell phone. The tiniest cell phone she’s ever seen, the type that gets smuggled into prison in ways she doesn’t want to think about right now. She feels in again, pulling out a cable, a charger she assumes. She forces her hand back in and her fingers graze something paper, thin and cold. She gets it between two fingers and slides it out, using her phone torch to illuminate it she sees it’s a photo. She recognises herself in it, looking a little younger, long hair, smiling broadly up at the man whose arms are wrapped around her from behind.

The man from the alley.

She lets out a gasp of shock. So he was telling the truth. She turns it over and on the back are the words ‘Etta and Lev. 2011’. She stares at it for a while, terror seeping through her body. 2011? Ivar told her the didn’t meet until 2012, so is the man from the alley an ex? She doesn’t want to ever see the picture again, so she shoves it back through the hole. Picking the brick back up, she shimmies it back into place and blows the brick dust away from the baseboard.

As she flips onto her back to replace the knife she hears a knock on the front door and freezes. She moves quickly, pushing the mattress up and replacing the knife when something else catches her eye. The movement from the mattress has caused some paper to shift out of a hiding place at the other end of the bed.

Knock knock knock. Harder this time.

She grabs the notebook, phone and charger and slides to the end of the bed, grabbing the paper, another notebook, and looks around for somewhere to stash it.

Bang bang bang! “Mrs Lothbrok. Answer me or I am kicking the door down!”

It’s the head of the security detail.

“Hang on, I’m in the bath. Give me a minute.” She says desperately trying to keep her voice even as she commando crawls from underneath the bed. She runs to her bag shoving what she has found under all her clothes. It’s the best she can do at the moment. She runs to the bathroom and strips off.

“Mrs. Lothbrok, I am under strict instructions from your husband to enter the premises by force if you don’t open the door.”

She plunges into the bath, soaking her hair, scrubbing the makeup down her face, gets out slowly, so she doesn’t spill too much over the side, grabs a towel and runs to the door, wrenching it open.

“My Gods, can I not even take a bath in peace? See, I’m fine! No need to threaten to kick the door in! Now, can I go back to my bath?”

“Sorry, Ma’am. Mr. Lothbrok was very specific about what I had to do.”

The elevator dings and the security guards jump in front of her, guns drawn. Ivar and another security guard step out. “At least you are doing your jobs properly now,” Ivar spits at them until he sees her in the doorway. He walks to the main guard stopping in front of him. “Why the fuck is my wife standing in front of you in a bath towel?”

“Ivar...” she says, trying to calm the situation.

He holds his finger up to quiet her, never taking his eyes off the security guard. She can see now is not the time to question him, in work mode, in front of his employees, so she stays quiet, despite it chapping her ass to do so

“This crew has fucked up enough today. I’ll deal with you all in due course.” He stares for another few seconds before turning to you and ushering her into the apartment.

“Get back in the tub, love. Hurry though, I don't want dinner going cold,” his voice is back to normal, he gives her a quick tap on the ass and she goes back to the bathroom and into the bath.

She closes her eyes, brain processing everything that happened in the last forty five minutes. She is desperate to know what the notebooks say, but another part of her wants to burn them so she can never know. She can’t think of it now, she knows she needs to act ‘normal’ in front of him so she compartmentalises, worried at how quickly she does so.

She will think about it at a different time. She needs to be focused. She also needs to sway him into not killing the security detail, she doesn’t want that blood on her hands.

Blood on her hands? She has a moment's clarity that there is something definitely coming through from her old personality. She realises that she barely flinched when she thought about Ivar killing them all, beating them to death. She can only assume the part of her that wants to keep them safe is the new her, not the old her.

The thought terrifies her to her core.

“Liet, come on love, dinner is ready. I want to finish the main course and enjoy the dessert you offered me!”

Chapter 8

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tinky-dinky · 4 months

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Les Mis 2018 Live Watch: Episode Two

- Lil Cosette is tres adorable.

- Is that Olivia Colman as Madame Thenardier? Interesting.

- Lil Eponine and Azelma are tres adorable too.

- I like that they included Azelma. She gets left out in every other adaptation.

- Don’t do it, Fantine, I see you considering leaving Cosette. Do not.

- Is Gavroche born yet?

- Adeel Akbar is a great Monsieur Thenardier and Olivia Colman is growing on me.

- Don’t do it, Fantine. Poor little Cosette.

- Monsieur Madeleine time!

- They call him Pere Madeleine? That’s adorable.

- Oh bless him, he looks so uncertain of what to do with all these people praising and cheering him.

- Oof, that was an awkward speech.

- Fantine, just tell him. He won’t care.

- I wish it was that easy to get a job these days.

- I wonder why Valjean decided to make necklaces in his factory?

- Love seeing him being so generous with the kids. Almost makes up for him robbing poor Petit Gervais in the last episode.

- Candlesticks!

- Tiny Gavroche! I want to cuddle him. He deserves so much better.

- I almost feel sorry for Madame, but she just admitted to hating her son and is abusing Cosette too, so I got nothing.

- Javert! Ooh I can feel the tension. See, this is the kind of Javert I like, who can almost be a likeable person…then he begins talking about criminals. So close.

- He doesn’t recognise you, Valjean, you can relax. Unless that’s not why you’re tense, hmm?

- Interesting motivation for Javert there. Something related to his past? Did someone do something to him or someone he cares about and get away with it?

- ….uh oh. How does Javert know about Petit Gervais?

- The long coat works better for Javert, but still gives me Cowboy/Western vibes.

- Are they changing why Fantine gets fired? I would like it if they made her smart enough to not bring an incriminating letter to work.

- This is why you shouldn’t have left your daughter with a random couple you barely knew.

- What is Valjean’s forelady doing?

- They have been taken advantage of?!

- Thenardier you are a liar and a terrible person.

- If Gillenormand hates Napoleon so much, where did Marius get his love for Napoleon from?

- Dear lord, what did they do to little Marius??

- Gillenormand, you absolute piece of shit. I loathe you. (Once again, though, got to give props for David Bradley’s ability to portray loathsome people so well.).

- Nicolette, you superstar. I want her to take Marius and run. Raise him as your own. Or find Baron Pontmercy. You could raise him together.

- Do I ship Nicolette/Baron Pontmercy?

- I think I do.

- Ooh runaway cart time.

- Javert seems very interested. Because he recognises Valjean…or for other reasons?

- Is that Maester Luwin?

- Oh bugger off you judgemental old bitch.

- Valjean, watch yourself.

- Is it not obvious why she lied? Look at how your forelady is treating her!

- Valjean, what are you doing?

- Why is this show so insistent on making Valjean a bit of a douchebag? He’s supposed to be almost supernaturally kind!

- Poor Fantine. Actually feeling sorry for her now, and kinda liking Lily Collins’ performance.

- I hope you feel guilty, Valjean. You done fucked up.

- What are you doing?

- Oh no, don’t do that!

- Oh, wait, it’s Javert? I thought it was Valjean.

- Ah, it’s the fakeout. Never understood that, doesn’t the false Valjean not have his prison brand?

- Oh wait Valjean is there. What is going on?

- This seems risky. What if someone finds them? That pile of rocks is a dead giveaway that someone was doing something.

- I like horses. Just an aside.

- Oh good, they are letting little Marius see his dad.

- I thought this was supposed to happen later? I thought Georges died when Marius was a teenager/early twenties?

- Oh is this why Marius loves Napoleon?

- Also, no, you’re utterly wrong about Thenardier. Don’t listen to him Marius.

- Eww old man postie is a bit gross.

- Here comes the downward spiral. Poor Fantine.

- How does Fantine have white teeth?

- Oh my god old postie man stop being such a creep!

- Baldy? She clearly still has hair.

- Why are they acting like Lily Collins isn’t gorgeous, even with short hair and missing teeth?

- Fantine, they don’t care.

- They’re playing with you, you idiot.

- Look, as much as Javert is being a hardass, Fantine did attack that man. And having a child isn’t a excuse to get out of consequences.

- Uh-oh, Valjean, is that consequences for your actions? Oopsy daisy, you fucked up and you’ve got to deal with it.

- Here’s supernaturally kind Valjean again.

- Javert, you are neither a judge nor a court. You cannot sentence anyone.

- No fault of her own is a little exaggerated. She blindly ignored the glaring red flags around Monsieur Dickhead. Her friends warned her. She has a little fault here.

- Yeah, I don’t think praying is doing anything for anyone, Valjean.

- Please save Cosette, Valjean, and save Gavroche too. Two kids can’t be much harder than one.

- Javert, you self flagellating fool. At least he holds himself to the same standards as everyone else.

- Still don’t get how the false Valjean thing works.

- Surely, again, he doesn’t have the right brand?

- Uh-oh, there’s the consequences for one’s actions again. Justice for Petit Gervais.

- Is it just me or does Javert actually sound a little sad to no longer be chief inspector?

- What the hell is that wimple?

- No need to snap, Valjean.

- Guilty guilty Valjean.

- He kept the coin? Or is that the coin from the town?

- It seems he’s given himself another brand. It’ll be interesting to see if they remember to give him this brand in later episodes.

- No, Valjean, don’t trust the judgmental bitch to fetch Cosette! That’s a bad bad idea!

- Ooh pretty landscape shots.

Final Thoughts:

I don’t like that they keep making Valjean douchier than he was in the books, especially post redemption. Lily Collins grew on me as Fantine, though I doubt I’ll be seeing much more of her. Loving David Oyelowo’s Javert. The Thenardiers are good too, though jury’s out on whether or not Monsieur Thenardier can pull off being an actual criminal type ala Dog Eats Dog.

Got to go to sleep now. Will watch more in the morning.

#les miserables #les miserables 2018 #valjean #javert #thenardiers #fantine #cosette #gavroche

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noodyl-blasstal · 2 years

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Ugh there's too many options from the prompt list that I want to choose!! D:

Okay, how about 10 with... Taako and Lucretia?

“I’m actually not into art at all, me and my friends just started going to art exhibitions as an excuse to dress fancy and eat our weight in cheese cubes but. I'm staring at this piece and feeling something stir in my cold dark soul and I could have played it off as an ironic joke if you didn’t catch me having emotions about your art”

Prompt from @juicywritinghoard Prompts for Fun and Profit which can be found by clicking here. (Still taking requests if you have them!)

Look, when I tell you I had so much fun writing this, I truly mean it. Thank you so much for the request!

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Lucretia whooped as Magnus ran down the street. It wasn’t often that she was willing to let him piggyback her, but her feet were already sore from her ridiculous fancy shoes and they hadn’t even convened for Cheese Heist 5: A Good Day to Eat Cheese yet. Dav and Kravitz had texted to say they were nearly there so they definitely needed to pick up the pace.

“On Magnus, on!” Lucretia shouted, glancing at her map app. This was a well practiced system, shoulder taps kept him on track. He jogged faster and guwaffed, loud and happy. Lucretia would never get over how much joy he took from lugging people about.

As they approached the venue for tonight’s art show, Lucretia tapped Magnus on the head to slow him to a stop. She dropped as gracefully as possible to the floor.

“Okay, fancy bitches disguise time. Want me to do your tie?” Lucretia fussed with her skirt until it hung properly, and reached up to make sure Magnus could pass muster too. He grumbled, but even agreed to keep his jacket on for the first thirty minutes. That was about the best they could hope for, cheese was a great motivator.

Once he had tucked his tie Magnus offered his arm to her. “M’lady.”

“Magnus!” Lucretia glared hard.

“I’m sorry, it was funny in my head.” He shrugged, and Lucretia rolled her eyes, taking his elbow, and turning the final corner to the McElroy Institute. She fought the impulse to wave too uproariously at the fellow heisters, instead nodding her head as they approached.

“Captain Davenport, The Right Honourable Kravitz, so wonderful to see you both!” Lucretia gave a tight smile - her best impression of the ones she’d witnessed all too often since they started attending these events.

“Flavia! How have you been? So splendid to see you here!” Kravitz was inexplicably English tonight and Lucretia couldn’t control the loud snort she emitted on hearing his accent.

“Wait, hold up, what’s my thing?” Asked Magnus in a low voice. “Dav gets to be a pilot, Krav’s apparently British now, Lucretia you’ve got your whole sommelier situation, I want a thing!”

“You’ve just got to let it happen Magnus, it’ll come to you in time, don’t rush it.” Davenport sounded so earnest that Lucretia couldn’t help another tiny snort. She loved these dinguses.

The four of them swept into the gallery as a unit. With each heist they become more comfortable. The heists had started because Kravitz and Davenport's complaints about not getting to wear their fancy boy suits enough had coincided with an advert for an art gallery opening. Art stuff with fancy people? They could go wild. Once he understood the cheese aspect, Magnus was sold too. He had one suit and a variety of sleeveless shirts, but a quick mission to the charity shop left him with a serviceable outfit. Lucretia hadn’t been excited about the fancy duds, she had plenty of those for work, and trying to keep those things steamed was a pain, but it was a treat to be 'off duty'. The sommelier bit had stemmed from annoyance initially - a man wouldn’t shut up about his extensive knowledge of wine, so she decided to just make up any old bullshit and see if he noticed. Before long, he was talking about how he could definitely also taste leather, and swilling his wine so aggressively that he spilled it on himself because she told him he needed to really shake it to release the tannins. The bit was too good to immediately retire, so from then on Lucretia was Flavia Arbuckle: Sommelier Extraordinaire.

“Okay, it’s nearly go time…” She kept her voice low and glanced around quickly. Satisfied that the coast was clear, “…hands in!”

They all quickly placed their hands together and chanted the obligatory: “3, 2, 1, cheese heist!”

Tonight had the feeling of a good one. Cheese Heist 2: Cheese Harder had taught them that the type of exhibition they chose was important. Minimal speeches, a large and varied guest list, and a location far enough away that they were unlikely to run into too many people they knew were key. The main skill was working the crowd just enough that they weren’t constantly by the buffet while remaining close enough to notice whenever the most choice snacks were refreshed. Magnus started bringing the bags for Cheese Heist 3: Cheese Heist with a Vengeance, they’d managed to grab enough between them that it kept them in cheese for another two weeks. The McElroy institute was the fanciest place they’d hit so far, but they were professionals and a fancy place meant fancy food. In fact, the poster had specifically talked about the buffet and tickets were free, so they hadn't thought twice.

Lucretia gave the boys one last smile and disappeared into the crowd, already searching for the buffet table. She didn’t have to look for long - the table acted as a centrepiece standing in the middle of the atrium and spanning a large chunk of the wide hall. At first she hesitated, the charcuterie displayed so beautifully that she was worried it was one of the installations, but other guests were already digging in without reverence so she sidled closer to check out her marks. There was a vintage cheddar she could see the salt crystals in, manchego, burrata, butterkäse, and a soft looking goat’s cheese too! So far, so good. This was much better than the usual cubes, and there were accompaniments too. She scanned over the various crackers, cashews, grapes, apple slices, pomegranate, and gods honest fresh honeycomb. Dav was going to be pleased, they’d hit the jackpot tonight.

First plate filled, she cast her eyes around the atrium, no longer laser focused on the buffet. The table was the centrepiece, but various art instalments branched off from the main open space. The art would probably be as un-relatable as usual, but it didn't look like anyone else had branched off yet, so at least she could eat in private. Picking a random installation she strode forward, only to be scuppered by a hand grabbing her elbow and rudely spinning her round.

“Flavia! So nice to see you here!” The man said. Lucretia fought the impulse to tell him off for grabbing her, she couldn’t afford to draw attention to herself right now.

“Jenkins.” She forced her mouth to twitch up at the corner, that was about the closest to a smile he was getting.

“Did you enjoy the wine I recommended?” She asked, genuinely intrigued to see if he’d bothered to look for the Big Red Pecker she’d invented two Cheese Heists ago.

“Oh yes!” He replied without missing a beat. “You really could taste the rhubarb and smoke, just like you said. It was such an evocative pairing.” Jenkins nodded. Lucretia barely resisted the impulse to laugh.

“I’m so glad you liked it. Not many people can handle the texture.” She wondered exactly how far she could push him.

“Well, I could see how it would be challenging for some people, but I have a very advanced palette.” Jenkins looked insufferably smug. “I was actually going to ask if you’d like to share a bottle with me some…” He began.

“Oh no, I see my friend waving for me, I’m so sorry, I must go!” Lucretia interrupted, then walked quickly away before Jenkins could reply. She beelined towards a large group, passed through them, and then bobbed and weaved through a few more to be sure she was safe. It took her near to the entrance of an instalment labelled: ‘Tia’s Kitchen’ the description didn’t contain the usual waffle about the meaning of life and symbolism. It just read ‘My childhood - Taako Tacco’. No one else looked to be in here right now, so Lucretia walked in.

She sat down on the large and well worn wooden bench and started to work her way through the cheese feast. This stuff was really choice, she was glad Magnus had the bags. They needed to find out who organised this buffet and only hit up their events in future. Too soon, her plate was empty, she licked her finger and dabbed up as many crumbs as possible, then sighed contently and sat back. It was probably too soon to go back already, she'd have to kill some time. At least it was cosy in here. The room really did just look like a kitchen, although she wasn’t sure if that counted as art… well, not until she got closer. Instead of something from a showroom, this was a well worn kitchen. The wooden butcher’s block work surfaces were uneven and bore cuts and scrapes from what must have been years of use. The hob was scrubbed clean, but the lines in the metal from scouring brushes could be seen. The pans hanging above it were cast iron and well seasoned, slightly bashed out of shape, and clearly ancient. She ran a hand absently over the worktop and couldn’t help but think of Miss Myrtle’s kitchen, learning to make okra gumbo, grits, and hoppin’ John. This kitchen wasn’t flashy, some of the drawers were missing handles, and the utensils were warped and dented from years of tapping the sides of pans or being soaked too long. It wasn't clinical, not some perfect idealised thing, this kitchen was home. She sat back down on the bench and felt the wood underneath her hands, grounding herself there. She took her time and breathed deeply, picking up the faint spices laced into the fabric of the place, the linseed oil on the wood, and garlic from the woven dried bunch on the counter. The wave of wistfulness which washed over her was surprising - she hadn’t ever wanted to be a child again, it was bad enough the first time round, but just for a moment here, she wanted to be back in Miss Myrtle’s kitchen learning about her history and how to cook nutritious and cheap all at once.

“So this one put you to sleep?” A teasing voice asked. Lucretia snapped her eyes open, worried to have been found looking so out of sorts. “Oooooh, fuck, you’re crying.” A man with curly blonde hair, a sub nose, and warm brown skin approached her looking vaguely alarmed. He wore a blousey shirt, tight pants, and pirate boots. An outfit which Kravitz would definitely appreciate the drama of… and the man in it if she was any judge of these things.

“No!” She replied quickly. “I was just appreciating it.”

“No, I was just… appreciating it.” She sniffed loudly and looked away to blink a few times and ensure there were no remnants of emotion on her face.

“Right, you’re an all five sense kind of art appreciator. Got it. Sniff many paintings?” The man walked over and curled himself lazily onto the bench beside her.

Lucretia wasn’t entirely sure what to do with this, how did she even start to reply? He was talking again before she had time to formulate a response. “I don’t sniff art!” Lucretia realised that denial after such a delay was only going to make her sound more guilty.

“Wow, you really do sniff art.” The man looked overjoyed. “My brother in law would love you, he’s always doing weird shit.”

“That’s different” Lucretia wasn’t used to feeling on the back foot like this. She didn’t even enjoy art much, she certainly didn’t go around smelling it!!

“Art sniffer.” The man coughed out. Lucretia narrowed her eyes at him, but he innocently batted his back. “Just a cough.” He grinned. “So, you come to many of these things? How does it compare? I’m new to it.”

This felt like safer territory. Lucretia could easily waffle about this stuff, so she did. She talked about the other shows they’d been to recently, said some generic bullshit about them being esoteric and challenging, didn’t mention the cheese. The man nodded a lot.

“So what about this one? Is it challengingly esoteric, or esoterically challenging?” He asked.

Despite his teasing tone, it felt disingenuous to just say something generic about it.

“It’s warm.” Was the best descriptor she had.

He considered this for a moment, and nodded. “I like that. Warm. I’ll put it on the press packet.”

Lucretia’s brow furrowed in confusion, the man just smiled. “Taako, pleased to meet you.” He held out his hand.

“As in, you made this instalment, Taako?” Lucretia choked out.

“That’s chaboy!” He looked pleased with himself. “I’ve never seen anyone sniffing my stuff before, but there’s a first for everything. I also enjoyed watching you and the guy without sleeves go ham on the buffet. I put a lot of work into it. He definitely doesn’t seem the type to be here, he your boyfriend? You drag him along to eat cheese while you smelled the work?”

“Fuck off.” Lucretia replied, elegantly.

Taako raised an eyebrow.

She absolutely refused to have someone believe she was straight. “Look, we’re not into art, my friends and I, we just started going to art exhibitions as an excuse to dress fancy and eat our weight in cheese cubes.” She paused, then added. “But your art, your art did things to me, alright? Usually it’s all just weird bullshit, but this? Hot diggety shit, this is real.” Lucretia should probably have stopped talking a while ago… “… oh, and if you didn’t want it to be sniffed then you shouldn’t have added all the smells in.”

Taako laughed uproariously. “You come to these things to steal cheese?”

“We heist cheese, thank you very much.” Lucretia wasn’t sure why it sounded better that way, but it sounded better that way.

“Cheese heist…” Taako looked pensive.

“Okay. I need to meet your fellow co-conspirators? Everyone else at these things is dull as fuck and cha'boy is sick of it.” Taako got to his feet.

Lucretia considered it for a moment. It was probably unwise to reveal everything, especially to someone who was involved in the organisation and knew they weren't going to drop any money on the art. But they also definitely needed to get to know the man behind the cheese, she was certain the others would be just as enthusiastic about the spread. They'd understand. She nodded. “I’ll see if I can find them. I think you’ll like Kravitz… He’s English tonight.”

#Cheese heist! Cheese heist! Cheese heist!!!!#I thought Lucretia deserved a treat - she always ends up being so straight laced #I love them all - Davenport went absolutely in on that cheeseboard but did it so subtly that no one noticed; it was art in itself #Noodyl Writes #TAZ Balance #TAZ Fic #Balance #Taako #Lucretia #alcohol mention #TW alcohol mention

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