#Bruce Wayne’s adoption addiction

[hugsandchaos]

Dc x Dp

There’s a short video of a scare prank and there’s two guys being scared. One bolts off running, notices his buddy is frozen in place, goes back, picks him up, and keeps running. I keep seeing that as Danny and Tucker or a coworker of Danny encountering Bruce Wayne knowing his adoption addiction.

Bruce: *turns the corner*

Danny and Tucker: !!!

Tucker: *turns around and runs*

Danny: ...

Bruce: Is your friend alri--

Tucker: *runs back, picks up Danny, and fucking sprints*

#au #dp x dc #dp x dc au #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp memes #dc x dp au #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc writing prompt #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc memes #dc x dp #dp x dc incorrect quotes #danny phantom #danny Fenton #Tucker #Danny phantom and tucker #Bruce Wayne’s adoption addiction

[begaycommittreason]

requirements to be adopted by batman

Prexisting Trauma!

a child (optional)

orphan (optional, but preferred)

human (optional)

truly heinous coping mechanisms

dark hair (other colors available only for those who have another family)

honestly doesn’t like batman all that much

slightly skewed morals (more a resulting effect of said adoption)

generally massively fucked up and devastatingly alone!!

i think that’s it, he’s rlly just snatching kids up off the street idk what his standards are

#batfam #i probably missed some #i think gothamites have a running checklist #batman #bruce wayne’s adoption addiction #dc

[rad-batson]

Damian: Why do you need another?!

Bruce, adopting Duke: He needs a home.

~ two weeks later ~

Bruce: Why do you need another?

Damian, holding a chicken: She needs a home!

Jason: Do they realize-

Tim: No, they don’t.

#Damian inherited Bruce’s addiction to adopting anything small #damian wayne #batfam #bruce wayne #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #tim drake #batdad #dc universe #dc #dc robin

[pyromaniac4198]

Danielle Wayne

Danny Fenton bets Dani that she can't hide in plain sight in a rich person's house without getting caught within a week.

She pretends to be a Wayne kid, and the other batkids gaslight Bruce into thinking he adopted her while sleep deprived.

Bruce takes a year to find out she's not his.

#I wanted to see how differently discord and Tumblr react #batman #batfam #danny phantom #dani phantom #bruce wayne #Bruce Wayne's adoption addiction

[psychokatrixxxy]

So, I had this thought, and I find it unreasonably funny.

B takes in a kid that checks almost every box:

Black hair ✔️

Blue eyes ✔️

Ethnically ambiguous ✔️

Orphan ✔️

But, this child is a girl, breaking the usual pattern of B's kids. (Obviously, there are exceptions, but you get what I mean, the stereotype of B's kids. (Cass, Duke, Steph, etc, fans, please dont come for me. I have a wife and kids /j))

At first, they joke about how close she was to fitting the standard Robin mold.

Later, the kid comes out as trans, and when he does, the rest of the bats' kids slowly turn to B like, "You knew, how did you know?! Do you have some kind of bat-sense for these things?!"

Like this is so incredibly funny to me.

Bonus points if Alfred ACTUALLY knew.

Bonus bonus points if the kid was already super masc presenting, and Damian was under the assumption the entire time that everyone was aware the kid was a boy and didn't quite understand his siblings' jokes.

#the kid: im a boy #dami: yes we all knew this #jason: who is we?!?! #batman #batfam #batfamily #batkids #dc #bruce wayne #dc comics #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth #batfam headcanons #bruce waynes adoption addiction #batmans hoard of children grows in numbers everyday

[ghostdoodlen]

Bruce tries to get Marinette in his family.

Overall, just choose your ship.

The last is a bonus drawing I think someone requested in discord.

Basically instead of choosing one of the bat kids, Marinette chooses Jon while Clark rubs it in Bruce's face.

UPDATE:

This has turned into a superbat post

Courtesy of @smartlanceisreal (gonna have to shout you out again for the inspiration)

They're now married. Jon is happy

#maribat #choose your ship #marinette cheng #bruce wayne #clark kent #adoption addiction #Bruce just wants another kid #marinette dupen chang #mlb #batman fandom #messy art #YAA KNOOWWW #if Bruce marries a certain Super #he'd technically be her dad too #Clark would also be the dad of lots of other children too #superbat forever #this is now a superbat post #i love this ship #superman x batman #super husbands #superman #batman #clark x bruce #superbat #my art #ash's doodles

[gotham-bird]

The general gist I get is Bruce just sort of gave up after Tim and at this point he resignedly expects random children to just appear in his life as vigilantes and also on his couch for movie night. Doesn’t mean he loves them any less, but also, where the hell do they keep coming from?!

#batman #batfam #dick grayson #stephanie brown #batfamily headcanons #duke thomas #nightwing #red hood #damian wayne #red robin #Robin #Bruce Wayne #Bruce Wayne adoption addict #spoiler #black bat

[kitocrystal]

Jason would probably unironically like the punny skeleton man.

#kitos art #fanart #dc #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #undertale #sans #classic sans #crossover #the difference between their size is comical #sans having war flashbacks and maiming Gotham's villains are smth i'd eat caramel popcorn for #some days i can draw stuff i'm proud of #and other days i draw stuff that i'd rather put through a shredder #artblocks can die in a ditch #inconsistency is part of my charm #im surprised it took me this long to make a crossover post #considering im addicted to crossovers where my fav chrs meet #unrelated but do you think jinwoo would be adopted by the batfam? #anyway ill shut up now #also the 'no meta' rule is not rlly canon #well at least i think so? #idk if it was ever mentioned somewhere in the comics #but it would make for an interesting scenario if true

[weepingfishturtledragon]

What if Billy is exploring the Rock of Eternity and finds a powerful artifact that is able to hold creatures. He does some research and figures out the creature inside is a Beholder! (DnD)

Billy, being a goblin child, decides to use it as a Beholder grenade! (As a last resort!) The next big bad that wants to destroy the world, the Justice League comes together to fight them. Captain Marvel is somehow changed back into Billy Batson but instead of freaking out, he whips out the artifact and releases the monster to attack them!

Batman: A helpless child, I must save them!!!

Billy with the most evil smile throwing a literal monster grenade: ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Batman:...

Batman: They will be my child.

#billy batson #shazam #dc comcis #captain marvel #dc captain marvel #batman #bruce wayne #Billy being a goblin #Billy fighting off Batman with a stick like 🤺 #bruce is addicted to adopting children #dnd #beholder #please ignore any spelling or grammar mistakes

[daydreamerwonderkid]

I know it's mostly only done for crossover purposes, but I do think it's hilarious when the Batkids have little to no reaction whenever Bruce brings a new kid home.

No questions asked, just immediate acceptance.

Oh, there's a random child at the breakfast table whom Bruce hasn't bothered to inform anyone about yet?

Aight, well it looks their messed up family just acquired its newest member. Welcome to the fucking club, kid. You have no fucking clue what you're in for, but don't worry. It's only going to get more bat shit insane from here.

#batfam #batfamily #batkids #batsiblings #bruce wayne #bruce adoption addiction wayne back at it again #everyone knows the drill by now #i find it especially funny when the batkids #put barely any effort into hiding their vigilante identities #around the new kid #they've already gone through song and dance #a thousand times already #that kid's gonna find the bat cave one way or another #might as well as save everyone the headache #fucking hysterical #batman fanfic #batman fanfiction #sometimes fanon is great

[virgilisspidey]

DAMIAN???????

D A M I A N??????

OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU?!

YOU'RE A BUNDLE LF JOY BUT WHO ARE YOU YOU'RE WHAT OMG YOU'RE SO CUTE BUT WHAT THE

He cute tho

#But you gotta admit his design is better than most official ones that make him look white like he actually looks like Talia's kid as well #the premise of the whole thing is adorable tho but no robin so that means NO BRUCE WAYNE ADOPTION ADDICTION #NO BATFAM #technically still batfam but like WHERE IS HIS OLDER BROTHERS #I WONT STAND FOR THIS ROBIN ERASURE #ALSO IF NO ROBIN THEN NO DICK GRAYSON #IF NO DICK GRAYSON NO BATMAN AND ROBIN #IF NO ROBIN NO JASON TODD #IF NO JASON TODD NO TIM DRAKE #DAMIAN IS NOT MEANT TO BE AN ONLY CHILD WHERE ARE THEY #batman #damian wayne #dc

[raeuberprinzessin]

Ladybug, petting a purring, happy Chat Noir: - yeah, so that's how we lost our mentor and our temporary heroes.

Batman, trying to hide his excitement: So, you're interested in a new mentor and team?

Ladybug, confused: *stops petting Chat Noir* Huh?

Chat Noir: *stops purring* *blinks drowsily at Batman*

Batman, now vibrating with excitement: How do you two feel about adoption?

Bonus:

Nino, preparing himself somewhere else to fight Gabriel for custody over Adrien: I feel a disturbance in the force 👀

#maribat #incorrect quotes #maribat marinette dupain cheng #maribat adrien agreste #maribat bruce wayne #maribat nino lahiffe #attempted adoption #batman is a serial adopter #bruce wayne's adoption addiction #nino would fight gabriel for custody of his dude #he would fight bruce as well! #dc x mlb #mlb x dc

[begaycommittreason]

i feel like bruce wayne does that thing with his kids where he just yells ‘count/sign off’ to make sure everyone’s there

but the batkids would just keep calling out in different voices until they reached a number of children in his care that even bruce would find suspicious

(their current record is 23)

#bruce wayne’s adoption addiction #he only legally adopted One kid #ONE #AND IT WAS FUCKING JASON #bc tim got himself emancipated 💀 #batfam #batkids

[blue-avis]

 Batfamily incorrect quote #1?

Bruce: “Alfred what would you say if I came back with… oh I don’t know… an Orphan”

Alfred looking at Bruce’s ruffling cape: “What’s in your cape master Bruce?”

Bruce with his voice cracking: “I think you know”

#idk if someone has already done this #but I think it’s funny so have it #I don’t know if I’m going to do more of these #it’s based on a sander side’s video #can’t remember which one #instead of puppies Bruce brings back 10 orphans #got to love Bruce and his adoption addiction #batman #dc #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batman incorrect quotes

[they-reap-what-we-sow]

-in a world where Bruce Wayne is a foster father and takes in emergency placements-

Gotham CPS: okay Bruce, we have another placement for you

Bruce: good, yes, fine, Alfred has rooms set up already

Gotham CPS: Bruce this is an emergency placement only, we will be finding a family for this child

Bruce: yup, okay, got it

Gotham CPS: the kid will be leaving at the end of his time with you

Bruce: sure yeah absolutely

Gotham CPS: Bruce look me in the eyes, this is not an adoption, this is a placement

Bruce: 👀 This is my adoption placement 🫣

Gotham CPS: DAMNIT BRUCE STOP HOARDING THE KIDS WE GIVE YOU

Bruce: Mine now 😤

#bruce wayne #batman #robin #bruce wayne's adoption addiction #he just wants the kids of gotham ti have a happy childhood #no hes not projecting #dc #dcu #krowabbey

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I was probably not gonna talk about my OUAT/DC AU were Emma is adopted by Bruce and becomes his first child/sideckick (witch in retrospect would likely improve Dick and Bruce's relationship at leaat a bit) because I just didn't like what I had planned and didn't have any better ideas. Until today more than one year later and out of nowhere I got two really good ideas:

1. Lilith. The thing is Lilith meeting Emma had to happen, they are soul-bond, is inevitable. And hey Lilith family are rich uncary people and the Waynes are rich. So this time instead of shoplifting Lilith meets Emma at 13, after Emma runs away because she thinks Bruce adopting Dick means he doesn't want her anymore (she knows it is unfair, she saw his parents die at the circus but she was abandoned to many times for the new younger kid).

Now normally Bruce would have found her already but it was the same day 10yo Dick Grayson runned away to kill Tony Zucco. And at least Emma knew how to protect herself. So she asked Babs to find her bestie and went to stop his newly acquired child from dying.

But these are the details. And details are nice. But the idea itself it's the thing: inspired by Emma by the end of their friendship Lilith decides to run away thinking it is easy. Emma thinks she suceeded in stopping her but after they big fight (in this universe because Lilith putted Dick in danger and if Dick wasn't Robin - I thing Lilith doesn't know, he would have died) Lilith decides to run away because fuck Emma that's why.

Now there is someone who has a soft spot for eager to learn, evil, lonley childrem who terrorize others and my headcannon that Lilith dragon biology makes her resistant to substances like alcohol, smilex... fear toxin. Yeah. Emma is a Wayne and Lilith is a Crane (Jonathan preffers the term apprendice)

Now this creates a new interresting connection between them but also a new flavour for their prexisting one. Can you imagine how complicated Regina and Emma's field trip would be? But more important Maleficent having the extra step of not only having to bond with her now adult lost daugther but learn how to co-parent with the "Master of Fear".

2. My other and favorite hc was: if Emma is raised by Bruce even if she gets pregnant too young, she would not be in jail and would have a support system and money. Now my first idea was to give Emma and Bruce a falling out. But that's a cope out. And I wanted to write "good parent Bruce" and that means that even if they fought Bruce wouldn't let his teen daugther on the streets.

In this timeline Emma still date Neal - Bruce didn't knew - and got pregnant but she kept Henry (except his middle name is Jason instead of Daniel). So who is the kid Regina adopts?

Damian. Now in Damian's debut story Talia did pretend to have had an unplanned abortion and gabe Damian to adoption. I am changing her motives: Jason had just died and Bruce just got Tim and Talia knew he wouldn't stop and Ra keept talking about an heir and Talia might be loyal but she is self aware and she wants the best for her son so she pretends she lost the baby and gave him to adoption. Her plan was to fake her own death, move and adopt her son back (and get money as a mercenary). She had contacts and bribes to stop her kid from being adopted and eyes everwhere to trail him and update her. Bur somehow it wasn't enough.

Someone got her baby and disapeared of the face of earth (Storybrook is hard to find) and after ten years trying to find him and failing. She decides to tell Emma. She doesn't want to tell Bruce that their child isn't dead and she lied and she is afraid one of her father spys pick up on the news about his heir surviving. And since Emma is the best member of the batfam in finding people and a mother herself can help Talia (that at this point only wants to know if her son is happy and well).

Also Damian Mills (Talia named him before giving him to adoption is aware of the fairy tale bs and that he is different than Henry in strategies.

#ouat #once upon a time #batfamily #batfam #emma swan #bruce wayne #bruce addoption addiction #lily page #henry mills #bat adoption au #damian wayne #regina mills #talia al ghul #jonathan crane