#Feel free to add your own :)

[daisynik7]

my type

tired men who need a fucking break/sleep:

injured men who need a fucking vacation/retirement:

#doing another one of these bc it's fun :) #feel free to add your own #nikki's nonsense #aizawa #choso #detective tsukauchi #kishibe #levi #nanami

[thechaoticrow]

for people who haven’t read the shadow and bone/ six of crows books, but have seen the show:

- inej ghafa is a survivor of childhood sex trafficking. she has ptsd and reacts in a panic attack at even walking past the menagerie

- kaz’s trauma isn’t just pekka rollins being responsible for jordie’s death, and waking up on the barge. he had to swim to shore, age nine and barely alive, using jordie’s body as a float

- the darkling has done far worse things than are shown on screen. he is not a ‘lost man’ and alina is not his ‘balance’

- alina was seventeen upon the darkling being nsfw/ romantic with her

- matthias helvar did not lead drüskelle, that was jarl brum- matthias is only just barely an adult himself

- the crows are not their own separate gang, they are part of the dregs, who per haskell leads and kaz takes over from haskell after haskell sold out his lieutenant (kaz) to pekka rollins

- zoya, genya, and alina have personalities outside of either being traumatised or hating each other

- alina never wanted any of the power and fame and idolatry, and in the end of the books is stripped of it all. she is very happy about this

- jesper is a gambling addict and somebody who watched the death of his mother

#feel free to add your own #yes i get that the show is to be treated as a fanfic #but it is at times a poorly written fanfic #that erases and ignores major parts of the characters’ backstories #and what makes them them #six of crows #grishaverse #shadow and bone #shadow and bone season two #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #alina starkov #malina #god i hate darklina #darklina hate space #jesper fahey #nina zenik #matthias helvar #wylan hendriks

[whump-in-the-closet]

Whump Tropes Associated with Weapons

Knife- "hold still"/ pressed up against a wall/ caught off guard/ manipulated/ "Ah, ah, ah I wouldn't do that if I were you"/ blood dripping off hands/ facial scars/ blade tracing over the skin/ the sound of whimpering but with no one to hear/ betrayal/ left for dead

Crowbar- gasping/ concussions/ broken ribs and fractured bones/ a tooth spat out/ glaring up at the captor only to flinch back/ "we can do whatever we like, we just can't kill you"/ massive bruises/ powerful enemies/ falling into the enemy's hands/ used for bait/ raw defiance that cannot be beaten

Bare Fists- friends to enemies/ "for old times sake"/ kicked while still down/ black eyes/ manhandling/ backhanded slap/ friends knowing exactly how to hurt the other/ thrown against a wall/ a civilized fight turning into a brawl/ forced to fight

Syringe- kept in a lab/ deprived of privacy and humanity/ drugged/ restrained/ inhuman whumpee/ reduced to a shadow of their former selves/ deemed a threat/ public humiliation/ "You've got the wrong person!"

Gun- clubbed with pistol butt/ tilting chin up with the muzzle of the gun/ "Don't move"/ kidnapped/ found in an alleyway/ shot through the leg/ cursing/ not worth the struggle/ losing hope/ fatal mistake/ running their mouth until told to shut up/ hissed threats/ the cold detachment of the metal against their skin/ flight fight or freeze instinct kicking in

#feel free to add your own #whump writing #whump #whumpblr #whump prompt #whump community #whump ideas #whump prompts #troy talks #whump scenario #what are the thoughts on this #say them all

[shittysawtraps]

saw trap themed pick up lines. they call me the saw trap because you’ll be re-evaluating your life after a night with me. they call me the reverse bear trap because you’ll have to pick your jaw up off of the floor. they call me the bathroom trap because however brief our connection is, it will still be meaningful. they call me the rack because. because.

#shitty saw traps #saw franchise #mod amanda #feel free to add your own

[browniesarethebest]

Ways Jason Could Find Out Dick Killed the Joker

*The Bats are fighting the Joker* Dick: I killed you once and I'll do it again! Jason: excuse me what ____________________________________________________ *The Bats are playing Never Have I Ever* Tim: Never have I ever killed anyone. *Dick, Jason, and Damian take a drink* Jason: When the fuck did you kill someone? Tim: Oh shit, I'm sorry Dick. I forgot about the Joker. Jason: Excuse me?! ____________________________________________________ Jason: Bruce can't ever truly accept me because I'm a killer! Dick: Oh boo hoo we've all killed someone Jason: Who the fuck did you kill? Dick: The Joker Jason: Dick: Jason: 🥺 Really? Bonus: Jason: How the FUCK is Joker still alive if you killed him Dick: Bruce had him revived Jason: 🤬

#batman #nightwing #dick grayson #richard grayson #jason todd #red hood #robin #joker #tim drake #i'm on my bullshit again #idk i might add more at some point #feel free to add your own

[actual-changeling]

no matter how many times they split up and then get kidnapped and/or attacked and/or held hostage and/or otherwise injured or incapacitated, they STILL keep doing it.

and not because they want to either! they hate splitting up! but they KEEP DOING IT ANYWAY.

they are literally the people in a horror movie that hear a weird fucking noise in the basement and then "go check it out", followed by "we should split up".

on top of that, as soon as they separate or one of them lands in the hospital, they also lose their shared braincell and go even more insane than usual.

scully threatens half the fbi to find mulder, insults spender and throws some death threats at him, everyone who sees her coming practically catapults themselves out of her way, no one DARES to say a single word when she's on the warpath for mulder. she kisses skinner when he gets her the info she needs and then accuses him of murder & betrayal later on anyway. again

meanwhile mulder not only yells threats at anyone and anything around him, he also loses his impulse control completely and starts physically hurting people to find/help her. he has the horrible habit of disregarding his own health and safety if it means scully is fine or to revenge her.

any perp who thinks "maybe i should kidnap one of them" is handing over his life because now there is nothing in the universe capable of stopping them from getting back to each other— and that includes gravely injuring and/or killing whoever separated them in the first place.

#alex watches x files #txf #the x files #x files #dana scully #fox mulder #scully x mulder #mulder x scully #msr #there are so many examples these are just some of my favourites #feel free to add your own

[ginevralinton]

BBC Ghosts spoilers ahead (as in, a sort of post-ending hc)

I like the idea of Alison leaving some specific instructions for whoever owns or builds the hotel - since it was her 'family home' and a heritage site, she gets to put in a few rules and boundaries - certain things they can't touch/do/build over, certain activities they need to have, events they should host

like

maybe the hotel should install one of those giant chess boards

or host one of those 1940s days

maybe the scouts get special discounts to use the crazy golf course

perhaps there's film nights, discos, poetry readings and zumba classes

maybe they aren't allowed to build over the pet cemetery, only create (fanny approved) flower gardens

i don't know - kind of like stepping away from the ghosts, having her own life, but still looking out for them, as family?

#bbc ghosts spoilers #bbc ghosts christmas special spoilers #bbc ghosts #feel free to add your own

[infiniteorangethethird]

"but aren't you afraid that using labels will limit you" the only thing labels (that I chose for myself) ever did to me was make me realize it was okay to be different and free me from expectations I could never live up to even if I tried (and boy did I try and fail so hard)

#neurodivergent #autistic #actually autistic #autism #adhd #actually adhd #asexual #ace #aromantic #aro #loveless #<- labels ppl told me i shouldn't use bc i 'shouldn't be #putting myself into boxes and limiting my experiences and behaviors' #but im plenty sure there are a metric fuckton of others #feel free to add your own

[cult-of-the-eye]

@itisonlyeyes your henna design has made me think about jmart south Asian wedding and I'm Not Ok

Jon in a beautifully gorgeous deep green, bedazzled kurta/lehenga hybrid so like slightly more masculine kurta with some small, neat embroidery on the edges with a flowy huge lehenga skirt

He didn't go for the dupatta/orna/scarf cause hes still not great with potential restrictions of movement

He's all decked out in the bridal jewellery - my man is wearing the Biggest silver earrings, he's got the massive fake nose piercing that connects to his hair and hes SLAYING. (Maybe his grandma passed them down??)

You bet he's got that brooding bridal look down!! Although he sees Martin and he cannot keep it up for the life of him he's just a smiling mess

There's no loud music. (I know I'm sorry but it's them, the music is simple and meaningful and the guest list is small so its not quite the usual south Asian wedding but they enjoy themselves)

Martin is dressed very smartly in a light blue kurta, with billowing embroidery etching it's down up the kurta's sleeves and following in henna down his hands

He'd wearing light blue nail polish to match and his hair is dyed the same colour at the edges

I like the idea of Jon and martin sitting down and talking about what they wanted and coming up with the rituals not cause of the religious or cultural significance but because of what it meant to them specifically.

Like they do vows cause Martin has always loved that part of weddings and let's be honest, he just wants a chance to say nice things about Jon without him protesting and Jon agrees cause of literally the same reason (they're not good at compliments)

They do the turns around the fire but they hold hands instead of being tied to each other cause they feel like it represents how they chose each other and they do 15 turns cause it's Martin's lucky number (they first met on the 15th October 2015)

They skip the haldi cause sensory issues

They instead get everyone to make their own flower garlands and give them to each other and obviously Jon and Martin make each others flower garlands and Jon mostly agrees to it cause Martin seemed enthusiastic about it and he did want to keep the giving each other flower garland ritual but he gets the Most Excited about it in the end cause hes super detail oriented about his, making sure each flower is specifically positioned how he wants it to and Martin's going off just vibes. They must be the correct vibes but vibes nonetheless.

I love the idea of doing the bride's side has to steal the grooms shoes and the grooms side has to stop this from happening so we can get Shenanigans (Tim is the most intense about this. Gerry comes a close second. Sasha wins though.)

There aren't so much sides, cause everyone's friends with both, which makes the shoe game even more intense cause you never know when people will swap sides.

Gerry does their henna. He just gives off good at drawing vibes I dunno.

#feel free to add your own #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin k blackwood #jmart #jonmartin #lonelyeyes #tim stoker #sasha james #gerard keay #jmart fluff #its late so maybe ill think more about this later #but here you are

[mizarchivist]

Here's to mundane, modern blessings--

May your phlebotomist be successful on the first try and leave no bruise

#mundane blessings #my post #autobiographical #feel free to add your own #lets make it a thing

[thegurlwhoisntthere]

Changes to BBC Merlin that I think would make it better:

note: these aren’t necessarily all in the same au timeline but even one of them could’ve made it better

When Merlin asks Gwen for a sword she gives him the best one she ever made, not her father, so she and Merlin together forged Excalibur

Gwen is knighted alongside the others in the Round table

Merlin is officially recognized as the Court physician’s Apprentice rather than becoming Arthur’s servant (Why do you call him an idiot? By Yvion on Ao3 proves this)

In the scenario that Merthur happens, and Merlin’s the ��queen’ and/or court Sorcerer, Gwen should be the next Court Physician

Or she’s with Lancelot and she becomes the next court physician, I just think she’d be good at it and it would give her a reason to have a seat of the council in the case that she’s not queen

Lancelot doesn’t fucking die

Arthur learns of Merlin’s magic during the Sigan fight and comes to terms with it on his own

Merlin doesn’t know his destiny (y’know… like the intro of the show literally says over and over again…) so he’s actually just listening to his own heart when he makes decisions and doesn’t have crippling anxiety from holding the weight of the world on his shoulders alone the entire show

More Gwen and Merlin bestie shenanigans before and after either one of them becomes queen

Gwen finds out about Merlin’s magic sometime in season 1

Merlin ignores Gaius and Kilgarrah and tells Morgana about his magic and they’re cool magic besties

Arthur doesn’t fucking die 3 seconds after finding out

Any of Arthur’s character development sticks for more than an episode

Arthur actually catches on to the fact that Merlin is usually right when it comes to danger or judging people by Lancelot’s episode

Gaius actually listens to Merlin instead of immediately shutting down his ideas even tho they usually turn out to be right later on

More Round Table

Morgana’s turn to being evil doesn’t happen completely off screen and she shows some kind of hesitation in harming Gwen, Arthur, and the townspeople even after she’s evil because seriously what the fuck was that

We get several episodes completely from Arthur’s point of view that show Merlin looking absolutely unhinged with absolutely no context followed by the episode from Merlin’s point of view where everything he does looks completely reasonable

I can and will elaborate on any of these if you ask

#I will also probably add more #writing prompt #merlin prompt #these are also writing prompts/plot points that anyone can and should use in fic #bbc Merlin #feel free to add your own #bbc’s merlin #Merlin #merlin emrys #bbc arthur #bbc arthur pendragon #arthur pendragon #guinevere #bbc guinevere #bbc morgana #merthur #the round table #the knights of the round table #headcannons #au #merlin au #bbc Merlin au

[leviachad]

5 Things I 🧡 About Leviathan

1. I love how expressive he is! He's a sensitive guy who feels his emotions deeply. He cries tears of joy because he can watch anime air live; yells excitedly about winning a game; stutters and hides his blushy face when you compliment him. Through text, he uses all caps and "!?" more than anyone else. He's an adorable crybaby. It's especially endearing when he has a sudden strong emotion and can't help but transform.

2. I love his creativity and artistic skill: drawing, sewing, cosplaying, singing and dancing, and writing fanfiction are all ways he expresses his love for his faves. His heart has so much love to give 💞

3. I love that he blushes when he's excited, flustered, embarrassed, angry, you name it...He's a blushy boy and it's so damn cute! 😚 Just look at that dazzling smile!

4. I love how he melts into a puddle at the smallest gestures of affection, like holding his hand or a sweet compliment. I think he's a romantic at heart even if he'd never admit it! He craves the sweet and innocent first love tropes from his animes.

5. I love how easily he bonds with animals, such as Henry 1.0, 2.0, Lotan, and even talking to a dolphin in one sea event. I find it interesting that he saved both Henrys; he found the snake while they were both hiding from Satan, where Levi pledged to protect him. Then he found the goldfish in the trash while searching for Henry 1.0 (😢) and rescued him. Of course we can't forget the Devilgram where he plays fetch with Lotan 🥺 He cares about them so much and it's perfect

Banner credit @rubystarraven

#obey me levi #obey me leviathan #feel free to add your own #part 2 to follow #i just have a lot of feelings

[shadowgasp]

bits that i hope are in The Mighty Nein show

Beau accidentally smacking Caleb in the arm/face at random moments

Fjord counting Jester’s words during her sending spells

Caleb’s accent changing to show he’s speaking Zemnien

Fjord doing Travis’ Alarm Hands when something backstory or lore related happens

Jester talking to The Traveler (before he’s revealed) being shown as her just talking to the wall

Jester comparing Fjord to Oskar in Tusk Love lmao

#feel free to add your own #but i love the references tlovm had of stream/cast interactions so #here’s some that i would love to see represented in tmn series:’) #leigh speaks #critical role #dnd #cr spoilers #crit role #the mighty nein #the mighty nein animated series #cr cast #cr c2 #critical role campaign 2 #beauregard lionett #caleb widogast #matthew mercer

[xelafina]

🎨 Some general tips and observations I've made after boothing at artist alleys for over 8 yrs 🌈

- having an "inviting" set up may sometimes be better than a fancy one (some ppl get intimidated by standees, tarps, etc) - best sellers/important things must be on the forefront + EYE LEVEL. Have something that catches ppl's attention at first glance or they skip everything else - ppl like touching things (likelihood of buying what they can touch is higher) - interacting w/ passersby even just a bit is better than ignoring them and/or hiding behind the booth - even if a price is stated, they WILL ask how much something is. - even so, have prices listed for introverts (so they wont have to ask how much. also same.) - handing out merch + change must be atleast snappy so the next customer doesnt end up waiting for too long and get mad / decide to leave instead - organize your merch.. please - less is more. Sometimes it's better to have a few options than to overwhelm ppl with choices. - be nice to ur neighbors - ask customers for different set of bills/coins to easily give out change - Ppl can't decide what to buy? They will likely want stickers. HAVE THEM. - try not to run out of envelopes. You WILL feel bad handing out envelope-less prints. - if someone's making rude comments/remarks, best to just ignore and move on with your day. You'll likely never even see them again (Also, it makes as a funny twitter/tumblr story.)

**END**

Again, these are just some general tips and my take on things based on my own personal experience w/ boothing, not a "be all end all"!

Feel free to add any of your own if I forget any! :^)

#xelalogs #FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN #artist alley #artist alley tips #THNX FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK

[stinalotte]

Sometimes I like to add stuff from 2023 to 2004 Atlantis in my head. For example, today's smartphones. Rodney would set up a mobile network for the city. Group chats would spring up SO FAST.

There's the official ones, very serious.

Please note the senior staff meeting at 1400 has been postponed to 1630.

(one single "👍" by Sheppard because he's a dork.)

Then there's all the semi-formal ones, still work related, but a bit more relaxed.

Hey sorry, any idea when we'll get the spare parts for the lab on level 16? Dr. Zelenka is getting antsy. 😉

-I am not getting "antsy". 😋

And then there's all the private ones.

The science department has one to bitch about the Marines—and a separate one to bitch about McKay. The Marines send each other 15 year old memes with lots of 🤣 emojis. The botanists create their own chat and call it "REAL Science 😎". There's some confusion because at least three separate group chats from different departments with the same name already exist.

Cadman and Vega create one called "Rate that 🍑", but it's deleted half a day later because someone accidentally set it to citywide. (Lots of 👀 in that one)

Dr. Kavanagh is blocked from all of them, and Major Lorne is in every single one of them. The Germans, Austrians and the Swiss have to explain to everyone why theirs is called "DACH". The Brazilians just add everyone, if they want to or not. If you don't mute notifications, your phone overheats within minutes.

#stargate atlantis #headcanons #feel free to add your own