#OH YEAH ALSO DONT MIND THE ROBOT ARM HES. NORMAL

[official-sans-undertale]

all these guys. plus a really small and sad guy. also dont tag as kin/id

#the henry stickmin collection #thsc #henry stickmin #reginald copperbottom #right hand man #ellie rose #charles calvin #i know reginald and rhm have the same pose but hear me out #ill eat my pen #also we just like to make humanizations so sorry i guess (we are not) #oh yeah uh #salad salart #sorry for jumping ship on any hyperfixation our brain said stick figures now #also also yeah henry's eyes are weezer blue #OH YEAH ALSO DONT MIND THE ROBOT ARM HES. NORMAL

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Hi!! I wanted to ask, in celebration of Deltarune CH. 2, do you have any updated thoughts and head canons about the game?? Like, y'know, similar to a previous ask about Kris in your Deltarune tag? Thanks!

thoughts on kris part 2 i guess???? (part 1 from ch1 here lol)

spoilers for deltarune like woah. this wont be kris focused just random thoughts on everything. thank you for giving me the opportunity to talk

not that many thoughts for this chapter tbh! EDIT LOL: this was a lie i have a lot of thoughts

-just in general i feel like the player isn't the only one controlling kris... like yes the player forced kris to do what happened in the snowgrave route but AT THE SAME TIME idk it feels like there's someone else too. just because of the terrifying voice i suppose. and also the jerky movement kris does every time they get their soul out? unless there's another reason for it... maybe getting your soul out means you walk weird lol

-BUT ALSO i feel like kris is 100% in control when they create fountains. idk it just makes sense kris would create them. to create another world, a better world, A WORLD WHERE THEIR BROTHER IS HERE PERHAPS? i do wonder why they get their soul out then though. i'm all for it sweetie! do whatever! i support you!

-(i am and will be playing deltarune with only kris' best interests in mind. i will not hurt anyone unless kris wants me to. dont worry my little meow meow im on your side! talk to me! no? okay ill stay under the sink its fine)

-speaking of asriel. SUMMER VACATION COLLEGE WHEN? SUMMER VACATION COLLEGE WHEN? SUMMER (starts crying) V-VACATION COLLEGE WHEN

-kris misses their brother so much it's so sad. if you make kris steal 5$ from asriel they take it "reluctantly"? talking to asriel online so often even alphys knows?? the google search?? GOING INTO ASRIEL'S GOOGLE SEARCH ROOM WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED BECAUSE THEY'RE CONVINCED THEY ALREADY KNOW WHATS IN THERE? THAT ONE IS LESS OF A MISSING THING BUT IM LIKE OH MY GOD

-the city walk with susie at the end makes it clear to me that kris really values susie's friendship... kris even sits with her if you spend long enough near the lake like aaaaah ;_;

-and even in snowgrave you spend your last acts with the final boss calling for your friends like YES there's a way bigger creepy aspect to this (kris as more of a Leader who Commands and commands their subjects to come) but still :'0 (and then noelle answers oh my god noelle im so sorry for the trauma)

-berdly. listen. listen. listen. liste

-berdly sucks but [berdly hurts his arm in the battle against queen if you don't save him because he doesnt want to hurt you] [berdly realizing smg's wrong in snowgrave and immediately taking steps to save noelle] berdly is my little crumb nugget. i will protect him.

-noelle. noelle. girlboss!

-like ooooh listen. hearing about the genocide path for undertale. made me go "that is SO COOL. i HAVE to experience it myself this is great. hehehe killing time" and like no regrets. i was fully enjoying the experience knowing i was an awful person. SNOWGRAVE THOUGH. i will never try this myself its too fucked up. casually grooming your childhood friend to murder people <3 and also acting like a weird stalker towards her <3 stockholm syndrome speedrun i will get all the info i can about this but i will never do this myself

-people remarking the kris/player>noelle relationship is similar to the relationship between player>chara in genocide path is like yes. chefs kiss. don't worry we just are making you stronger and everything will be fine "you made me kill my friend? and for what?" this is fine sweetie don't worry about it!!!!!!

-like the amount of details added to snowgrave, like if you equip noelle's watch she notices later? and her battle animations change as time goes on, she gets an ice shield and stops sighing in relief after battle? oh my god? oh my god.

-(berdly is not awake.) JUST KILL ME RIGHT HERE I HAVEN'T STOPPED THINKING ABOUT BERDLY NOT BEING AWAKE!!!!!

-also why didnt he turn into dust. so many possible reasons. is magic a thing in the normal world and perhaps no magic means no dust (theres graves). maybe he isnt dead. maybe hes braindead. maybe he'll come back. either way that boy is now in the closet big enough to put someone in

-also dess' name probably being december AND THATS WHY NOELLE LOST THE SPELLING BEE?!?!??! FUCK ME UP!!!!! JUST FUCK ME UP!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!

-also so many good pixel art this chapter. too many? i didnt need pixel art of cardboard noelle falling on the statue. like thank you but please. please it hurts my game artist brain.

-the expressions in this chapter were also top notch. all the unsettling noelle expressions like (i fall over face first)

-i threw away the ball of junk (which i already tried in ch1) and this time the game was like "ARE YOU SURE BC THIS IS A BAD IDEA" and kris felt bitter :'( (it deletes all your items in the dark world)

-i uh fucked up and skipped the susie+noelle scene bc listen last time ralsei mentionned seeing what susie is doing we missed some PRIMO LORE. turns out it just makes you skip the scene and you dont get anything new. welp

-speaking of ralsei well you know. he exists. but im stuck on him going "i just wonder what being ralsei-like even is...?" ralsei my dude there's so much i could say about this. do you feel like you can't be ralsei-like because you feel like you have to be asriel-like

-but also that makes no sense bc susie hasnt even mentioned ralsei looks like asriel. and i cant imagine asriel being so meek. so WHAT GIVES

-ralsei as kris’ “i wish i was a monster just like my bro and family and i’d look like asriel but with red horns [THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME] and my name would be something cool like ralsei instead of a boring human name like kris and im sweet and cute because thats how i act with asriel because ASRIEL MADE ME” theory because that would be cute.

-ASRIEL GOING TO THE CHURCH TO CONFESS HIS "SINS" WHEN "SINS" AREN'T A THING IN THE ANGEL BELIEF LIKE I KNOW THIS INTERACTION WAS TREATED AS A JOKE BUT WHAT THE FUCK ASRIEL?

-kris definitely has a connection with the big red door in the city, judging by what the kids say they probably went there... i feel like this place's dark world will be the Final Dungeon you KNOW some shit happened there. also the sounds you hear when you go there is the phone dark world call's sound slowed down? AND AFTER SNOWGRAVE APPARENTLY YOU CANT HEAR IT ANYMORE? HUWAH?

-speaking of songs the songs were all so good, My Castle Town rules, the berdly snowgrave music is stuck in my head, flashback is uwah wuahah, Until Next Time is so good, AND ALSO A FRIEND NOTICED THE DARK WORLD CITY THEME IS JUST tHE SONG 74 (MOST NOTICEABLE WITH THE SNOWGRAVE VERSION)?????? WHAT DOES IT MEAN????? it might be just "hey its just reuse" BUT MR FOX YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA READ INTO THIS IS NOELLE THE ONE SINGING IDK BRO!!!!!!!!!!

-asgore dreemurr fired from the force what happun!!!!! game theory is that asgore is related to dess' death/disappearance but eh who knows

-you start the chapter at lvl2 and get to lvl3 after the final boss, a friend mentioned this is probably because we destroyed a world and im :0

-to go back to kris it's still so interesting to figure out who they are based on how they act/people mention them. like kris shaking the ferris wheel car? yeah makes sense i can imagine a pranking kid do this. kris' dance? yeah thats a little silly but i can buy it. doing cool anime poses? well i dunno this doesnt line up PERFECTLY but sure. BUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN SNOWGRAVE... especially >proceed like that is such a weird thing that i can't imagine them doing, but i can't completely see the "player" doing either (compare with going to sans -which kris doesnt know- and going "SANS!" because of course the player would know sans), like THATS one of the reasons i feel like there's someone else in there. the weird robotic merciless actions. if im going super meta it feels like there'd be someone else like writing the choices into existence for us to pick you know? gaster probably? god i need to read more gaster theories i completely sidestepped the gaster shit bc i wasnt interested. anyway just spitballing

-(looks at big shot guy) please dont make him the next tumblr guy i beg you

-obligatory "queen was great" mention if only because this part made me laugh a little bit too hard

that was a lot. thank you for letting me talk

#ask tag #deltarune #deltarune spoilers #snowgrave spoilers

[in-tua-deep]

tua s1 rewatch with my roommate

episode one (I forgot for the first episode oops):

I have been treated to pictures of a lovely cosplay of Klaus who won a cosplay contest my roommate was in !!

Klaus putting his arm in front of Five during the funeral fight is good shit

“I have heard like nothing about Vanya” “yeah that’s pretty much how she’s treated in show as well”

“I can see why he’s the fandom favorite” - about Klaus

“Istanbul is in the firST EPISODE?”

I forGOT about the “rapists can climb” line when he breaks into Vanya’s apartment omg but also like,, his dumb arm wound

Episode two:

HERR CARLSON

Aww baby fives first time travel his little smile. Baby. Baby boy. And the dawning horror in the apocalypse baby nO

Five: you got anything stronger

Also five: takes one sip and then fills up more, takes another sip, and then immediately puts it down ?????

The motel dude for hazel and cha cha just looks at them like “yeah these are serial killers” and just rolls with it

Also actually why tf doesn’t the commission spring for better stuff?? Why would they cut costs?? They time travel? They could game the stock market so hard ?????? Give the assassins their own rooms omg

Also why didn’t five like. Crush his tracker. Why did he just leave it whole and intact outside of the Griddys.

Forgot how much I love Agnes

(Oh man it is storming bad here it just BOOMED)

Also idk if Diego actually deserved that taser hmmmmm but also like,, communication lads five was literally right there killing people and Diego is like “hmm something is up here” like. Yeah Diego ur big brother “I can get my sibling in trouble for something” senses are tingling

Wow I really did repress all these Allison and Luther scenes huh. Also it’s still super cute that Allison read Claire moon books

Allison: dads heart gave out, which wasn’t how I was expecting to find out dad had a heart but it tracks

“SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE BEN... said with love 😘”

Did five actually sleep at Vanyas?? The sofa looks undisturbed but he had to wait for work hours to interrogate the meritech people,, five,, please sleep. The whole “IF YOU CALL ME YOUNG MAN ONE MORE TIME” interaction makes more sense with five on. Zero sleep.

I didn’t remember that Patch straight up knows about the umbrella academy oops. Like she clocks Diego as overcompensating for his childhood. Queen

Is that an umbrella adademy Diego cross stitch on Diego’s wall?? Did he buy that? Make it?? Did grace make it?

Vanya, walking into the academy: five??? five? pspspspspsps

Also like. Who was Vanyas therapist??? Clearly they did not help her

Aww the tow truck driver :(

I know the show wants me to dislike Patrick I KNOW,, and I think her fathers funeral is extenuating circumstance?? But still Patrick is valid for not giving an inch regarding his ex who mind controlled his child. Vanya didn’t really deserve Allison snapping at her but like. She had some good points. Allison arguably would have had to deal with vanyas book more than anyone else

Five smiling proudly at Klaus’s drama at meritech bless but also KLAUS DONT BREAK GLASS ON YOURSELF

Me, spotting Leonard: BASTARD

Love how everyone greets Diego in the gym and don’t question all his knives or anything like “yeah that’s Diego he lives here and loves knives :)”

Why could Leonard have not been like. A normal ass guy. Vanya needs friends who sympathize with her holy shit get this person some socialization

Pogo really did have to lead these kids by hand to the recording rooms because literally no one was super invested in reginalds ~murder mystery~

ahafahJAGSJWGAI MY ROOMMATE JUST SAID POGO IS THE BEST CHARACTER SO FAR,,,, I will probably never include pogo in my fics because I do Not Care About Him lmaoooo

Aww five does to see Dolores and being like “it’s been a rough couple of days :(“,,,,, baby,,,, but also tag yourself I’m hazel going “elastic wrist splint yesssssss”

Five I am begging you PLEASE get some sleep

OH FIVE SHAKING DIEGO IN THE APOCALYPSE TO TRY AND WAKE HIM UP OHHHHH OH :(

Episode 3:

my roommate is super faceblind which is an issue bc she identifies people mainly by hairstyle so seeing the s2 stuff on tumblr is tripping her over bc she keeps seeing diego and going ??? who is that again? bc she’s seen his longer hair

okay there is no way that the eggs that grace put in that pan are the ones that ended up on the smiley face breakfast plate,,, but also grace that whole scene was a mood honestly i would be like “okay maybe mom killed dad BUT he deserved it sooooo”

“what the FUCK” - my roommate about cha-cha’s shitty wound care where she holds a curling iron against her arm

i didn’t remember that five got shOT AT THE DEPARTMENT STORE did i just erase that from my memory?? i mean yeah it’s a graze but he stitches it up and then slaps a bandaid on it so he has a wound that needed stitches on his shoulder for the entire show ??????? is he okay???? that would make moving your arm,,, painful,,,,,

a bandaid just slapped over it i’m actively yelling

“Sometimes when I see a million gifs of a show before I watch I get really surprised when they talk but he is exactly what I expected” - my roommate, about five

“I noticed they’ve only really showed diego in really badly lit scenes so far” - my roommate defending her lack of ability to recognize diego

i’m still laughing about pogo literally having to point out the murder tapes and now allison and luther are investigating and just. allison is lowkey defending grace and i’m laughing

“why is he saying woodwork is embarrassing that’s like one of the most middle of the wood hobbies to have. you’re respectable to grandpas who used to carve wooden ducks AND twenty-year-olds who can’t make anything to save their lives” - my roommate on leonard peabody

“i think he’s already crossing some lines he’s met this lady ONCE” - roommate on leonard/vanya

five having flashbacks in the car :(

did allison and luther draw straws for who went to fetch which sibling?? allison was like “dibs on vanya” and luther was just like “aww :(”

five luther and klaus in the van - BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT let’s go pick up diego

“the coat he’s wearing does have a nice swish to it” - roommate about klaus’s coat

luther being like “you’re just as messed up as the rest of us and we’re all you have” like luther,,, baby,,,,, you literally ARE all he has,,,,,, his family is the only thing he’s really cared about since he was thirteen and maybe before then :(

“I can’t tell if those are supposed to be cake or yeast donuts... i think extruded donuts are cake donuts but she said she lets them rise so maybe they’re yeast?” - my roommate focusing on all the things that i do not

sometimes i forget that hazel and cha-cha pretended to be private detectives trying to find a lost child in a potentially dangerous situation,,, five would be disgusted

“she shouldn’t get a vote” “i was gonna say i agree with you” “she should get a vote!!” this is peak sibling energy honestly i think i’ve had that exact interaction with my siblings voting for a movie or something

“hashtag android rights” 

“I want to be the tailor who gets a call one day that says ‘i want you to make clothes for a chimpanzee”

is it telling that only luther in the flashback didn’t really talk to grace at all,, i mean five didn’t either but i think he was gone by that point in the flashback ???? 

wait diego tells grace that she worked for him for thirty years,,, the kids are 29 and later it’s implied she was built bc vanya kept killing nannies when they were like four but maybe s2 clarifies that some more?? or diego just is rounding up

“that’s an interesting fabric to her skirt” - my roommate about grace’s outfit

forgot that hazel and cha cha broke the door to the manor busting in,, do they ever fix that?? we’re only at episode three do they spend the rest of the season with their door open to anyone on the streets

okay that bathtub is WAY too small to allow for klaus to be moving his elbows about like that underwater smh

“how is HE useful on mission??” my roommate about klaus

where is the SECURITY SYSTEM??? luther LITERALLY said that reggie was more paranoid and yet some assassin can just bust down the door and have unrestricted access????? he built a whole ROBOT but no security system????????

“maybe it was like,, practice for the kids? someone breaks in and they take care of it? wait no that doesn’t explain the thirteen years they’ve been gone?”

“why WAS he on the moon?” - about luther

“I want to see what she’s embroidering!!” about grace during the gunfight in the living room she’s absolutely ignoring diego getting shot at

what is a rope-a-dope,,,, diego yells “EVER HEARD OF A ROPE-A-DOPE???” at luther but like. no i haven’t. what does that MEAN diego

aww i forgot they played sinnerman, love that song

“what are you doing dude, rumor has it you’re not shooting at me that’s all you need to do” i mean. the roommate is not wrong. allison could just end the fight with a yell. i understand she’s pissed off and has rumor trauma but like cha cha is actively trying to murder them

how is luther not winning he literally has super strength. does hazel have super strength? just punch the man and knock him out jesus y’all suck at this smh

why is there such intense music we all been knew about luther’s strength - oH HIS BODY

forgot about that

is it allison’s fault that klaus got kidnapped because she didn’t literally just rumor them to give up?? like she literally has that power. she could have been like “i heard a rumor you left and forgot about us” it didn’t even need to be violent?? i understand she has rumor trauma but this i feel is allowable circumstances

diego showing his worry about vanya by getting angry which honestly i think all the siblings do that rip none of these idiots have even heard of healthy communication in their LIVES

you know,, i don’t think vanya can drive. she takes the bus. she took a taxi to leonard’s house. we see her walking a lot. does she know how to drive?? i imagine that the umbrella academy were taught bc of mission related stuff but,,, vanya wasn’t?? that’s just depressing tbh

#tua rewatch #i cannot beliEVE she likes pogo so much #pogo was complicit in the hargreeves abuse no i wont change my mind #i would be more likely to forgive him if he didnt keep mentioning how much reginald loved them #pogo fam dont say that #youre just going to feed luthers daddy issues #more to come #i cannot BELIEVE i forgot five got shot/grazed in the arm by a bullet #he slaps a BANDAID OVER IT #right after i said five is better at woundcare than cha cha with the curling iron #he just #slaps a bandaid on it #not even a big bandaid #that motherfucker

[thesameasbe4]

Red Boots

Part 1

Part 2

The frigid air ripped into her bare legs as the bike tore down the road with relentless speed. Sav squeezed her eyes shut and continued to cling tightly to the figure sat in front of her. At first she thought she could hear the roar of other bikes behind them, but she soon became overwhelmed with the sensations bombarding her and lost track of the pursuers behind them. The man in front of her maneuvered the bike well, winding in and out of alleys and side streets. Finally after what felt like hours he slowed to a halt, the bike idling in an alley that Sav was unfamiliar with.

She dismounted and pulled her helmet off, handing it back to the man. “Thanks,” she said cautiously, unsure if she was any safer with him than with those other men, her eyes continuing to search his clothing for an indication of affiliation with a motorcycle club, but she couldn’t find anything in the damp darkness of the night.

“Do you know where we are?” The man asked. Sav shook her head. He cut the engine and dismounted as well, moving to stand next to her. Gently he guided her to the entrance of alley and pointed to a building a few blocks down. Sav swallowed hard. A handful of men from the gang at the bar were loitering in front of what she now recognized as her apartment building. She stepped back further into the shadows, her body trembling more from fear than the cold. What had she stepped into? What did they want with her? How did they know where she lived? And where was she supposed to go?

…

It was clear to Bucky that she didn’t have a plan and had no idea what to do next. Hell, he didn’t really know what to do either. It had been a long time since he had spent time with anyone who wasn’t capable of caring for themselves in crises like this. He realized he didn’t really know how to act around her. He had a strong urge to touch her, hold her hand, give her a hug, something like that. But he wasn’t sure she would want that, and what if she felt his arm? Surely she would be turned off by that. It was most important now to get her to a place she felt safe for the night.

“Hem hem,” Bucky cleared his throat softly, causing her to turn her face up to his. “So, do you have a friend you can stay with for a little while?” He asked. She shook her head.

“Not this side of the Mason-Dixon Line I don’t,” she said, “and I’m not going back no matter how many bikers are waiting outside my apartment.”

“What about a hotel? Could I take you to a hotel for the night?” Again she shook her head, this time scrunching her nose up.

“Not on my wages.” They stood there silently for a few more minutes before Bucky handed her the helmet again.

“Alright then,” he said, cocking his head to the side, “I guess you will have to come home with me, though I’m warning you, my couch isn’t that comfortable.” This time she had more of a chance to catch her balance on the bike, and Bucky took care to let her settle behind him, pulling her arms more securely around his waist before maneuvering the bike back onto the street.

…

Bucky knew this was a bad decision on his part, not only was he ignoring the promise he had made to himself that he would not involve regular people in his life, he was also taking on someone else’s problem. He didn’t even know why these men were following the bar tender, what could she be caught up in that he was stepping into by coming to her aide? The woman behind him adjusted her hands wrapped around his torso and he felt a warmth spread through him at the reminder of her touch. It had been so long since he had had any real personal connection with anyone. Maybe it would be alright, he had been observing her every Friday for a few months now, she was just a normal person… No, he knew better than to think optimistically. Everyone has shit in their past, deceit and manipulation are normal. And she had the look of someone running. She was clearly a transplant, living in the tumultuous world of New York night life, has all the signs of living a rough and stressful life, and now she was being inexplicably being pursued by a group of bikers.

Bucky pulled up to the back of his apartment building and cut the engine, helping the woman down before he swung his leg over the bike.

“Well, I guess if we are gonna be roommates, we should know each other’s names at least,” the woman said, holding her hand out. “My name is Sav.”

Hesitantly, Bucky took the cold, bony hand she offered him, “James.”

…

Bucky was embarrassed even before they got to his flat, thinking about the dishes in the sink and the lack of, well, most conventional things that homes have. But he had come this far and he didn’t really see a way out of this one, so he took a deep breath and pushed open the door. Sav didn’t say anything as she stood just inside the threshold of the room, worrying her long coat still wrapped tightly around her. Remembering his manners he stepped toward her again, “uh, can I take your coat?”

Sav didn’t move to take it off, “um, I’m a little chilly actually,” she said. Bucky nodded, stepping back again, remembering that underneath her coat was much too little clothing for a New York winter. He gave her a tour of the small space, just two rooms but also a bathroom with a claw foot tub. Something the landlord mentioned several times to him before he signed the lease. He cranked the heater up as Sav returned to stand on a spot just inside of the door.

“Look,” Bucky said, “I dont really know whats going on with you, and I don’t really want to know. I don’t even really know why I offered to help you out back there except that you are a good bar tender and those guys are jerks.”

Sav smiled for the first time that night, “well you didn’t really offer, its more like you swooped in.”

Bucky looked at his boots, “yeah, I’m sure you probably could have handled it by yourself. You didn’t need me poking my nose in your business, and now here I am telling you not to pull me in when I’ve already done that myself.” Bucky continued to look down as he worried the hair at the nape of his neck.

Sav gently laid her hands on his shoulders and bending her knees, she tried to catch his eye. “I am really glad you were there tonight, James, I don’t know what else I would have done.” Bucky looked up at her now with bright eyes. “And truly, I don’t know who those guys are, I had seen them a couple of times in the bar before, but never thought anything of it… Why were they at my house?”

Bucky shrugged his shoulders, “I dunno that one, but what do you say that we forget about it for a little while? I can give you some fresh clothes if you want to take a bath.” Sav nodded and smiled.

…

It was very intimate to be wearing this strange man’s clothes, Sav thought as she looked at herself in the small bathroom mirror. She looked extra petite in the t shirt and sweat pants, but they were warm and dry and they smelled like James. She rolled her eyes at herself as she pulled her wet hair into a knot on the top of her head. Stepping out of the bathroom she let out a little squeak of surprise. Faster than she thought humanly possible, James was standing next to her.

“What’s wrong? What happened?” He asked in a panicked voice.

It was Sav’s turn to look sheepish. “Oh, didn’t mean to alarm you, I just… the floor is much colder out here than in the bathroom.” Before she even finished the sentence Bucky had lifted her off the ground. Causing yet another squeak to leave her mouth again. Bucky froze with her in his arms, Sav’s hands clinging to his neck in nervous response to losing her footing so immediately.

“Well, lets find you some socks shall we?” Bucky stuttered as he walked her to a dark blue love seat next to a window. He set her down gently and backed away respectfully. Or thats what Sav would have called it had he not previously scooped her up without warning. Bucky retreated to the other room, and Sav took a few moments to collect herself, shrugging off the exposed feeling of not only being in what was essentially a stranger’s house but also wearing his clothes, being surrounded by his scent and the messiness (she didn’t mind) of his daily existence.

Bucky returned not long after with an arm full of blankets and warm clothes. Sav almost had to bat him away to keep him from dressing her himself. On went a sweater, two pairs of socks, and she finished with a fuzzy blanked which she used to tuck herself firmly into the corner of the love seat.

…

With the lights off and his unexpected house guest asleep in the front room, Bucky pulled his shirt off, his metal arm catching the light of a street lamp from the window. Bucky rubbed the area where the metal met the flesh of his shoulder thoughtfully. Sav would sleep here tonight and he would get rid of her in the morning, help her get to a friends house or bring her to a police station, something, and he would never have to address the fact that he was a reformed killing machine with a robotic arm.

With his metal arm weighing heavy at his side he fell into a restless sleep.

#winter soilder #winter soldier fic #bucky barnes imagine #bucky fanfic #bucky barnes #james buchanan bucky barnes #mcu fic #marvel universe #sebastian stan

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Multivoid: Chapter 2

A fanfiction revolving around 2K, Palindrome and the alternate Zims in the aftermath of the Battlevoid arc.

Based on Invader Zim comic issues 46-49.

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“Brother, you silly! That’s not how you play the game!”

“But I’m tired. Can’t we do this later?”

“But brother! If you do, we’ll never play it again! Come on now, sleepyhead! I think someone is going to join!”

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A familiar whirring sound can be heard.  Palindrome can feel his squeedlyspooch twist and churn sickly the moment he felt his body wake up again. The heavy sensation was there and strong, but his consciousness felt a little stronger than last time. He weakly squinted upon his eyes, trying to process his surroundings again. There was one thing he noticed since his vision has gotten clearer. The Zimvoid. Something’s different about the Zimvoid. It looks so closed in-

Thud!

 The whirring sound was replaced with something falling on the ground, sending a moment of vibration that Palindrome felt on the ground his body was motionlessly lying on. He felt Miniwhale wiggle out of Palindrome’s arms, who was embracing him as he was originally resting, and made a squeak of surprise. Who did he see? Could it be he maybe sees....

“2K....” groans, despite feeling nauseous,”2K, is that...?”

“Zim?”

The fish hybrid’s body stiffened by a voice he knew too well. Few seconds of processing what he just heard, his body struggled to softly shift so he can look at what was behind him. It was much brighter where he was looking. A figure about the same size as him was behind the brightness, viewing the figure’s head to be too massive in the hybrid’s viewpoint to even maintain his small body. A human boy walked closer to him, his dark brown open jacket softly flowing a bit by his movement. His entire appearance was no longer hidden from the brightness by the time he approached him, his more reddish pupil eyes widen a bit in soft disbelief.

“Oh my God. My alien tracker was right. You actually came back.”

Palindrome’s breath quickened a bit in order to find the strength to respond again.

“Dib human?”

His Dib crouched down to take a good look at him.

“Yeesh. You look like a pile of poop right now. No literally. What’s up with that filthy water in your bowl? It looks as though you haven’t cleaned that in months.”

Palindrome squeedlyspooch churned again by another wave of heavy sensation,

“Please don’t mention it,” he groaned again.

“Better yet,” he glared angrily, “where have you been? You think I can just monitor your house for 6 months?!”

“It was actually 3 months,” the sick Irken corrected as he was attempting to gain control of his body’s condition.

“Alright fine, it was 3 month, so what?” He crossed his arms, “you better really tell me what’s going on and what exactly you did this time! Why did we all dissipate and then reversed back to normal?!”

 Palindrome laid still and tried his best to process.

“....What?” His eyes traced back to his enemy.

“Oh you know exactly what I’m talking about, Zim! You had something to do with that dissipation incident. Did you go somewhere and attempted to fully wipe this whole planet with...whatever that was?!”

“Dib human,” he grunted as he shakily sit up halfway, his arms shaky, “I dont know what you’re talk about. But whatever it is, I didn’t do it. If anything, I want to ask you something. Why are you in the Zimvoid?”

“Zimvoid?” His eyebrow raised

 “Yeah, this place is called the Zimvoid. It’s where I have been trapped in this whole time. How were you able to access here?”

His Dib stood still for a long while. Looking at him as if he lost it for whatever reason.

“Zim. I don’t know if the illness is so bad for you that your picturing about your conquered Earth, which won’t happen. But you do realize you’re in your home base, right?”

“My...what?”

His eyes blinked multiple times in order to look about more clearly on where he was. It hurt his eyes, but they strengthened to see his surrounding. His Dib was right. He was not in the Zimvoid this whole time. He was actually in the living room of his home base. He was....back home. Back in his own timeline. Just like he....

“No. No this can’t be right,” he murmured, his heart sinking as he glanced about even more, “this can not be.”

Miniwhale moves next to to the human boy, staring at his master in concern. His enemy’s eyes furrowed.

 “Zim-?”

“I was there a split second ago. He was right in front of me, Dib. I could have caught him right there. He....”

“Zim, what are you going on about-?”

“No. It couldn’t have been a dream,” his body started to tremble in disbelief and confusion, his eyes straining from trying to hold back the overwhelming emotion, “The Zimvoid was real, I’m sure of it. 2K was real too! I know he was-!”

“Zim!” His Dib grabbed him and sharply turned him to make him look at him, “Would you snap out of it?! And who is this ‘2K’ you keep mentioning?”

 Before he could answer, the heavy sensation rushed across body again. And with the combination of the stress he was now going through, it was enough to cause him to completely loose his appetite. And given the fact his head had been stuck in a bowl filled with water for few months, it made things even worse. He knew that breathing the water was  impossible now in this condition.

“Ew gross!” He felt his enemy drop him back on the floor, “what the heck, man!”

“Nya!”

“I know he’s suffocating, what do you want me to do?! Help him?! Because that’s the last thing I want to do!”

“Nya!”

The conversation was starting to blur out as his consciousness began to fade from how much his body was screaming. He can then feel his violently squirming body give in as he is succumb to darkness once again.

————————————————————————-

 The first thing Palindrome remembered when regaining consciousness was the great feeling of fresh clean water rushing  across his body, followed by his gills sucking in as much of the water as it can content. His eyes flew wide open and let out a gasp, the first thing seeing is the fresh water surrounding his entire body. It took him a moment to process this experience until his ear fins fluttered at the great sensation he hasn’t felt in a long time. He smiled in in overwhelming and relieved glee, letting himself enjoy it.

“Ah!...Fresh water how I miss you....”

“Now will you tell me what exactly is going on?”

He fully snapped out of his trance, turning to realize that he was inside of his huge fish tank that was within his lab. He also notice his body was feeling lighter because of how he was no longer wearing his suit or his helmet. He has fully forgotten how light his body really was. without it, it made his body feel incredibly strong when swimming about. Guess it was also the fact that three months physically training and doing his duties with 2K really paid off.

He then remembered Dib’s voice and swam up to poke his head out of the surface, seeing his enemy and servant standing in front of him. Miniwhale, shortly after Palindrome pokes his head out of the water quickly floated over him and nudge against his chest.

  He let his arm wrap around his robot in a cradling position in order to comfort him, already having the idea he must have worried him when he passed out, before looking back up at the human in suspicion.

“You saved me?”

“Please,” the boy crossed his arms, “I never wanted to save you to begin with. Your whale robot wouldn’t shut up about having me save you. Besides, you still haven’t answered all of my questions.”

 The fish hybrid remained eyeing him.

“First,” he replied to the human boy,  “You have to explain to me what you were talking about back there.”

“Which one?”

“The dissipation incident.”

“Oh come on! Why do I have to be the one to explain first?”

“Cause maybe it might give me a clue on exactly what happened in the Zimvoid.”

“Seriously? You’re going on about this ‘Zimvoid’ again? What even is it?”

“Explain to me about the dissipation incident or I won’t explain to you anything,” Palindrome softly squinted.

The human child glared at him for a while. But he gave in and sighed. He sat down by the ground and began.

“I heard nothing about you for months. I tried to use the alien radar many times to see if you were doing something in another galaxy or something. But no matter how many attempts, the tracker could not find you. It was almost as if...you were no longer present in the universe. I eventually was starting to think I actually won, even though I didn’t feel like I earned it until I really did defeated you in person. But I tried to push that though aside and instead continued on with my life. One early morning, I left home to go to school. It was about the third month since you disappeared and I was starting to think less about even counting the days of your absence. I was walking pass through the city....”

  He suddenly went quiet, now showing an expression that he was feeling haunted.

“....I started to feel strange. In fact, it turns out I was not the only one. Everyone were shouting and screaming and...everything just turned into these particles of goo for whatever reason. And so was I. I woke up and a second after  started feeling pretty sick. But everything was back to normal as if everything that was dissipating reversed back to their own form. I really don’t know what that was all about, but I was at least strong enough to head back home so me and my family can recover from the aftermath.”

“And did your ‘dad’ of yours say anything about it?”

“Pfft!” He rolled his eyes, “he just said that some sort of pollution in the air might have been the reason we all-“ he finger gestured, “‘hallucinated’. He was at least not as sick as me and Gaz were though.”

“What did your ‘sister’ think.”

“Gaz just wants to pretend it didn’t happen. Just continue on with our lives cause thinking about that incident will just loose our minds. But I obviously couldn’t stop thinking about it. Soon after I recovered though was when I realized my alien tracker was going off for who knows how long in my closet. It gave me a signal that there was an alien on our planet and...”

His Dib looks back at him, his eyes furrowed,

“Well, you know the rest of the story.”

Palindrome blinked and then placed his finger on his chin, his body nearly flinching since it was the first time he touched his own head in months, and pondered.

“Well,” His enemy said a bit impatiently, “any ‘clues’ you might have?”

Palindrome was quiet for a short while before responding,

“So it was not just me and the other Zims...”

Dib’s expression changed into confusion,

“Other Zims?”

“It also happened in my future conquered planet,” he continued.

“Well you’re not going to conquer my planet, that’s for sure,” the human child narrowed.

“And if that’s so,” the Irken hybrid gazed up at the ceiling, “I wonder if it happened throughout our entire universe. If so....Could it have also happened in the other Zims’ timelines?”

“Other Timelines?” His Dib grew confused again.

 “But that still wouldn't make sense,” Palindrome furrowed in confusion while still talking to himself, “why did we dissipate? Why did it reverse? Most importantly, why am I back in my own timeline? I mean it’s what I always wanted, but....somethings not right. The only reason could be that something happened to the Zapper.”

The human grew even more confused.

“....Yeah. It has to be the Zapper that did something to us. Something was off about it when I last glanced at it, I’m sure of it. And someone might have triggered it to do this. Maybe the Elder pushed the wrong button. Or maybe....maybe someone else triggered it on purpose. Maybe someone like.....”

His eyes narrowed.

“Zib. It must have been Zib. He must have had something when pressing those  buttons that automatically caused the Zapper to-“

“Alright alright ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!” His enemy fully cut him off of his pondering in which caused Palindrome to finally look back at him, “I don’t know what ANY of what you just said makes ANY sense whatsoever! You’re gonna make my skull crack wide open if you don’t tell  me what you were talking about and where exactly you have been!”

“Human skulls can do that?” Palindrome was a bit impressed.

“IT WAS AN EXAGGERATION! Just tell me already!!”

The fish hybrid was quiet again. For the first time since he passed out last time, he felt the sadness weigh down in his chest again, his fin lowering at the traumatic thought of what happened the last time he was conscious in the Zimvoid. He softly looked at his Dib.

“Do you really want to know where I disappeared to?”

————————————————-

 His Dib tried processing everything he has been telling him, with Miniwhale also listening in awe. About the Irken signal he got. How he crashed into the Zimvoid. A world that was filled with alternate versions of himself. How he met a baby version of himself name 2K and how he joined the Zim Resistance. How he learned the entire function of the Zimvoid. His growing bond for his Resistance partner. How three months after meeting 2K that they eventually stumbled upon an alternate version of a Dib and Gir, which led them on adventure all the way to encountering Number 1, revealing to be a fusion of an alternate Zim and Dib.

 They are told of his main scheme and brought nearly all the Zims together to engage in a war against him. But he tells him what happens during the battle. How everyone in the Zimvoid dissipated. And 2K being the very last one he saw in the Zimvoid before watching him disappear as well, along with him blacking out.

“...And that was when I woke up here.”

 His Dib was deadly quiet for quite a while. He blinked multiple times and needed to sit down. He rest his palm on his forehead.

“Uh...wow. Wow. Uh...a world full of my greatest enemy. Man. That sounds like something that is my worst nightmare coming true. How was other me able to cope with that place?”

“He was kind of shook about it when we found him and the other Gir. He seemed to cope with it pretty fast. But,” his eyes slanted, “he thought that me, 2K, and the Elder were the less intimidating and feeble version of his Zim. Don’t know what that was all about, but oh well.”

 “Well I can’t blame him,” His Dib said unamused, “you do tend to not put enough work into conquering our Earth.”  

“Yes I do!” Palindrome responded in annoyance.

“Whatever. Did you ever know what happened to him and that other creepier me.”

“I don’t know. It’s hard to say. I just last saw them sitting by the top of the robot where I last saw 2K.”

“Hm. Oh well. Whatever happened to them, I just hope they got out of that place alive. Well....I don’t really care too much for that ‘Zib’ though, he was too far gone. Anyways, I’m just so glad I didn’t respond to that signal.”

  Palindrome sigh,

“I was guessing that you did.”

His Dib looked at him in surprise,

“How did you know I got the signal?”

“Zib told the other you that he was the only one that responded to the signal. That was when I learned why you did not chase me down while I was heading to the vortex.”

“Oh. I mean, I did see the signal,” his enemy rubbed the back of his head, “but it told me that there was a very violent storm ahead where the signal was coming from. I figured that it would be far too dangerous to come after you at a condition like that. And given how you mysteriously survive everything, I just figured you would turn back or get past the storm somehow.”

“Figures...Mmmph!” Palindrome deeply groaned and hugged himself with one of his arms. Miniwhale felt his master’s other arm around him tighten a bit, making him look up at him in confusion and concern. His Dib noticed and looked back at him,

“Zim?”

“Rggh...it’s nothing, it’s nothing,” he gulped and tried to catch his breath, “...Just having another one.”

The kid just nodded and did nothing else but wait patiently. It took several seconds for the sensation to fully die off again, making the fish hybrid sink almost completely into the water tank in exhaustion, his free arm grabbing onto the ledge. He took easy breaths, with Miniwhale squeaking,

“Nya?”

He tiredly look to notice his servant’s worried expression. He tried giving at least a soft reassuring smile,

“It’s fine, Miniwhale. It’s at least lighter than last time.”

“How long have you been having that?”

 “Not sure. Maybe since everyone here woke up?”

“You seem to have it a lot worse though. Do you know why that is?”

“I don’t know, stink face. I’m not in a mood to think about it either. But given it was a long while since the last time I had it,  that’s a sign that those sensations won’t last long.”

He calmly breathed out and let himself fully relax,

“I just hope it goes away fast. I can’t stay like this. I need to find 2K. I need to know if he’s ok...along with the others.”

The scuba diver softly narrowed,

“And I don’t care whether you believe my story or not, Dib. I need to find my best friend no matter what.”

Miniwhale frowned,

“....Nya?”

“Yeah, you did not mishear it. He really did matter to me,” his said in a bit sadder tone.

“So...your best friend is yourself,” His Dib processed it a bit.

Palindrome responded by eyeing at him in offense.

Dib noticed, not caring too much on how he felt about that comment.

“Then again,” the human shrugged, “I’m not really too surprised.”

 His Dib made a pause and looked away.

“I will hate to say that I do believe in everything you have told me.”

“Heh. Funny,” Palindrome was not convinced, “you always refuse to believe me.”

“Well my incident is one thing that made me do so. But there was another thing that really stood out.”

Dib stood up and walked few steps away from him. Palindrome was confused at where he was going as he watched him stop and look down at something. He bent down and picked it up before turning back to walk towards his enemy again.

 “You were wearing this when I found you. Isn’t that part of your story?”

The fish squinted, trying to figure out what he was carrying. His face slowly morphed into a complete stunned and emotional expression when his sight of it became far too familiar to mistaken it. His Dib stopped and handed him what appeared to be a heavy metallic looking collar that gave off the pale reddish and pinkish color. Palindrome hesitated before reaching out and softly taking it from him. He let it get very close to his chest so he can fully look at it from a perfect view.

  The collar was now unlocked, with it pried open. This indicated that his Dib was actually able to successfully open it for whatever reason. There was something else that he wanted to see and he softly turned it to see a four digit bar that still reflected from the light. The four digits provided four random numbers, reading out 2|0|0|2.

“When you passed out, Miniwhale and I rushed you to your water tank and took your suit and water helmet off in order for you to breathe the water easily. However, the collar was avoiding the water helmet from being removed. So the only way to do so was forcing open the collar. And that was for me to laser the key hole, which is why the key hole looks completely melted.”

The alien was completely frozen for a long while, staring at the digits. He perked a soft smile for a second before they tensed and he started to choke up, his eyes getting watery. The boy also noticed this and scoffed,

“Oh come on, are you seriously gonna cry over me destroying the collar? The one that you said you were stuck wearing all those months? Because if you turned out to have grown attached to it, it’s just a stupid collar.”

 Palindrome softly shook his head and sniffed, letting his arm rub his tearful eyes.

“N-no, no it’s not that. Stupidly enough, I’m actually happy. I knew the whole time that the Zimvoid really did exist. But....”

He emotionally looked back down at the collar, softly smiling again,

“I still needed proof to know I really was right.”

His body hiccuped just a bit before letting his arms wrap around the collar and pressing it to his chest.

“Don’t worry, buddy. I have proof now that you and the others were never a dream. I’ll come find you, I promise.”

Miniwhale stares before smiling at his master’s relief in a response. His Dib just awkwardly gaze,

“...Is no one going to talk about the fact that he’s hugging a collar?”

However, as soon as he said this, an alert went off.

“IRKEN DISTRESS SIGNAL HAS BEEN LOCATED.”

Palindrome’s eyes snapped open by the feeling of deja vu. It also sent chills across his body, but he can’t tell if it’s a good or a bad chill. He and his enemy almost immediately looked at the large computer screen with it showing an internet connection signal and the Irken Empire symbol above it, big blinking letters below reading “IRKEN DISTRESS SIGNAL DETECTED”.

 “Wait,” his Dib said, “isn’t that the same signal that I...?”

Palindrome silently stared at the screen. His eyebrows furrowed.

“Computer, get me a back-up suit.”

“Yes, sir.”

A huge tube buried Palindrome’s body before uncovering him to reveal what looks to be his swimming suit, except the suit is black while parts of it remain pink, along with his gloves and shoes, and a new clean helmet filled with water being worn. A small tube came out of Palindrome’s PAK and went up to attach itself from the back of his bowl.

 Palindrome gently put the collar down and tried climbing out of the huge water tank. But pushing himself out of the tank cause the heavy sensation to come back, causing him to end up having his body collapse at the edge of the floor. The boy looked,

“You sure you can get over to the controls when you’re this weak?”

“Doesn’t matter,” he grunts and looks up at him, “in fact since you’re so ‘worried’, carry me, filth human.”

“What?! Why me?!” He then point to Palindrome’s robot, “why can’t the whale do it? He has telekinesis!”

 “Nya!” Miniwhale answered.

“BUT YOU CARRIED A GIANT TRUCK ONC-!”

He stopped right there. He became unamused.

“Oh. I see what you’re doing there. You’re just saying that so I can be the one to carry him.”

“I said it doesn’t matter! Carry me to the controls!”

“Urgh! Alright fine! Yeesh, you aliens are so lazy and selfish,” he starts walking over to him.

“Oh yeah,” Palindrome mumbled, “I should maybe make a body switching machine so you can know what this really feels like right now.”

“I-“ Dib let out a grunt as he lift him up with both of his arms, “been on this same page too you know.”

“No you don’t since you just stated my condition is the worst one.”

“Yeah yeah sure whatever,” Dib grunted again when making a second short lift. “Yeesh, it was much easier carrying you before you had to wear that stupid suit. When are you ever going to get that thing upgraded to a lighter one.”

“Hey,” Palindrome pointed out as Dib starts waddling over to the controls, “it’s not easy when your body really needs water. Not only for breathing it, but to have an inner layer of the suit that helps keep my scales moisturized so they don’t dry up to the point where they get extremely itchy and then they-“

 “Ok, you don’t need to explain your fish issue again. It’s still disgusting no matter how you explain it.”

Palindrome sigh in irritation,

“Just put me down. We’re already by the controls.”

His Dib rolled his eyes and did what he told him. Palindrome however yelped when his legs failed to stand again and it cause him to fall. It took a while after to recover. Shaking, with his teeth clenching by the heavy sensation rippling across his body again, he made his legs use all the strength to stand up a bit and hold unto the controllers. He panted for a short while and looked back at the screen, exhaustingly reaching out and pressing the button. The screen change, showing what appears to be...

Palindrome paused, trying to process what he was seeing so he can make sure his mind wasn’t making it up.

“What is that?” His Dib asked, “it looks like some sort of an abandoned settlement on an asteroid.”

The fish hybrid’s eyes softly traced as he looked at the picture on the screen.

“The Zimvoid.”

“The what?” His Dib asked. But then blinked into realization of what he meant. “Wait. THAT’S the Zimvoid?”

 “No doubt about it,” he said and pointed out a very tall device standing on the map version of the Zimvoid, “I know that there is no other planet that holds the Zapper.”

“And this is the one that you said caused everything that happened here on Earth. Especially....”

“I’m certain of it.” Palindrome then squinted. “Along with the certainty of Zib being behind it all.”

“Again, how are you certain that it was Zib? You sure that elderly Zim didn’t accidentally cut the-?”

“Nya!” Miniwhale suddenly pointed out something.

“An email?” Palindrome glanced at his servant in confusion and looked back at the screen. Almost instantly, he took notice on a symbol of an email that appears on the bottom left of the monitor. His eyebrows furrowed.

“Computer, open the email.”

“Yes, sir.”

The email opens up to show a note that is typed in Irken.

 “Oh boy,” the human boy scoffed, “more alien writings. Hey fish alien, can you translate what it says?”

The scuba diver went ahead and read it.

“It’s says....’If you really want everything to go back to normal, come see me at the place where you last saw me.’”

“Huh. That’s strange. I wonder who wrote this.”

“Based on what I read and the location, it’s already obvious on who it is. Can’t believe that Roach Human is still alive.”

“Roach Human? What kind of nickname is that?”

“Well since he hates being called ‘Zib’, I might as well give him a much better name. It fits since he’s both cruel, he looks like a human roach, and he’s a Dib.”

“Isn’t he half a Zim too?”

But Palindrome didn’t respond this time and instead quietly stared at the screen.

His Dib slightly tilted his head in confusion.

“Zim?”

The alien hybrid stayed like this for a short while before speaking once more,

“I just don’t understand though. I shouldn’t have received this map. The Zimvoid is from another timeline and I remember when I was trapped there, I could not communicate with my own timeline. How was he able to send me this? Why now?”

 “I mean, he did send us a distress signal before, even if it was between two different timelines. It wouldn’t even make sense if it didn’t work for you yet it did for him.”

“The signal he used was far advanced from my own communications. Then again, maybe you could be right. But this signal is different. If the signal is leading me to the Zimvoid, it would have pointed me to Pandora’s Quadrangle. The vortex portal should be there if I’m getting the signal now.”

“The vortex wasn’t there when I checked that place,” His enemy let him know, “and I have never picked up any activity from that place since.”

Palindrome kept on pondering more.

“Hm. That wouldn’t make sense if the vortex really is closed. I wonder...”

He looked back up at the monitor.

“Computer, zoom out the map on how long it takes to get to this signal.”

“Zooming out!”

The map completely changed from the zooming. The enemy duos and Miniwhale looked at the screen.

The entire room was quiet.

“Um....” His Dib finally spoke, “...Zim? Are you sure the map isn’t glitching?”

“No,” he murmured while his eyes remained glued on the screen.

“Are you sure?  Like I’m for real, you’re really sure. Did you check if the computer is glitching?”

“Hmph. Well that’s just rude. My scanning is indicating that my glitches are 0%”  

“Are you SURE.”

“Ok, you really need to stop repeating that sentence. It’s getting very annoying.”

“Well I won’t tell until you give me proof that you aren’t glitching!”

The boy sharply turned to him.

“Zim! Check his wires or something! After all, this is a glitch, right?”

Palindrome face of disbelief remained in his face. There was absolutely no doubt that the map was just a glitch.

“Oh Tallest, Roach Human, what did you do?”

——————————————————————-

Within an broken throne room, a strange looking creature was fixing his throne until he heard an alert from the other room.

“Huh, that was fast.”

He stopped what he was doing and entered a lighter room, his appearance being a mix a what appears a child that is half human and half Irken. The PAK that was attached to the back of his head remained to softly glow as he approached a huge cracked monitor, which was damaged as a result of the war. It would glitch and flicker for a split second every now and then but regardless, it was still functional.

“Who responded?” He asked his computer.

 “Signal was responded by Earth Number 2002, Number 1.”

“Number 2002. Yeah,” he scoffed, “Ofcourse it would be from one of the Resistance leaders. I guess I’ll have to deal with him too if he decides to come. Speaking of that, what is the condition of Earth Number 2000?”

“The altered timeline of Number 2000 remains stable. It does not appear as though it will change any time soon or rather there is no indication yet if it will ever show a sign of shifting back to its original state.”  

“Well that’s one good news I guess,” he sighed, “then again, there’s no telling if he will notice the sudden change of his environment if he’s in a state for this long, or for any Zim that is in this state for that matter. Whatever the case, the timelines cannot remain like this. And I will make sure I don’t underestimate any Zim again. Especially that....”

The rage, just remembering that particular Zim, makes him want to kill him without hesitation. The thought of him was enough to make him tightly form his hands into a fist.

 Short beeping sounds was suddenly heard from the computer, distracting him. A monitor points to a specific Earth out of the rest of its alternates that live nearby.

“Number 1. I detect another timeline that is having another unknown triggered time anomaly from Number 2004. The timeline’s shift back into its original state is therefore happening momentarily.”

The hybrid species looks at the screen in awe.

“Another one, huh?”

Without a moment to loose, he looked up at the ceiling that has fully broken off and let his spider legs fully come out of his PAK, launching him up there. He launched out of the hole and made a careful landing on the roof of the castle.

  With his spider legs sinking back the where it came from and fully standing up again, he looked out at the Zimvoid. The world felt emptier than it ever was. Especially with the vortexes no longer seen from the sky, resulting in not feeling any wind. Along with the destroyed Zapper, who’s lower bottom half was slightly tilted to the left, as the result of powerful impact of the explosion, and the top portion of it being broken off and laying on the ground, several pieces of it splayed out and surrounding around it. Without the bright light of the powerful device, the Zimvoid has plunged into complete darkness, the stars and moon being the only lights left in such a completely dead world.

  There were barely any broken ships left, given that they all dissipated along with the Zims and their destroyed Girs’ bodies, resulting in giving him very little resources he needs to start rebuilding his technologies. However, several broken and crashed ships can now be seen laying about the asteroid planet. Crashed ships that he had upgraded and were believed to have dissipated.

  Zib looked up at the sky, waiting quietly and patiently. After several seconds of standing there, he suddenly heard a windy eerie-like sound that steadily grew loud. He quickly glanced about the sky until his eyes laid upon what was starting to become more noticeable. Extremely few portions of goo started to softly appear out of thin air in the distance. Then more and more of them appeared, getting bigger and more noticeable. They all started to pull towards each other until they clumped together, morphing into an object that became more recognizable until it became a single particular voot cruiser. It was starting to fly in a very slow motion, almost as if time was in a slow state for this ship in general. But time started to speed up more and more until it was speeding in its natural state.

However, the ship was gliding down, having no passenger inside to steer it, as it was charging almost directly to the top of the castle where Zib was at. He took notice of this and his hair strands, surprisingly, bristled in alarm.

“Oh SHI-!”

He jumped the the other side of the room and covered his head. The ship barely missed the tower, but the wing hit the edge of the roof, causing the wing to break off and make the ship spin out of control. It continued falling in almost a gliding style until it hit the ground and burst into flame, skidding into a stop.

 Zib stayed in his position until he was certain that it was safe to uncover his head and shakily get up. He walked steadily walked to the other side of the roof in order to get a good viewpoint on what almost hit him. He stared at the ship for a long while.

“Time shift from Number 2004’s timeline is complete.”

Zib was quiet. But then hummed in interest.

“2004’s timeline changed even quicker than the last one. Actually...each timeline keeps coming back quicker than the previous one.”

 Zib stares at it expressionless. Then he smiled.  

#multivoid #zimvoid #iz fanfic #zim 2000 #zim 2002 #zib #zib membrane #zim 2k #zim palindrome

[parkersvibes]

finding out peter is spiderman

read part one here

a/n: omg guys. i got so much feedback from you all on part one so i decided to make a part 2. and yeahh i really hope you guys enjoy. if you do lmk and i’ll do a part 3 (:

(i also apologize if the read more doesnt work )))): )

warnings: fluff, a smidge on angst

pt 2. peter parker x stark!reader

• figuring out he was spiderman

• alright you’re a stark

• but no one knows that

• but you’re really intuitive

• so there were little things you started to notice

• after uncle ben died there was some weird shit (if you want a part ab comforting peter ab uncle ben lemme know. he deserves his own part)

• like how he stopped wearing his adorable glasses

•and i guess started almost bulking up????

• he got WAY taller

• and usually you’re used to seeing him shirtless but this one time you walked in on him

• holy mother of god

• IT WAS LIKE HE GREW ABS OVER NIGHT

• BECAUSE FRESHMAN PETE DID NOT HAVE A 6 PACK

• freshman peter also got winded walking up the stairs

• AND NOW HE’S RUNNING LAPS IN GYM LIKE ITS NOTHING ??

• must be nice

• but then things got more sus

• all of a sudden he was skipping class more

• leaving early

• cancelling study sessions and skipping movie nights with ned

• and you and ned were clueless

• you and ned started hanging out more

• MR. LEEDS IS HILARIOUS LEMME TELL YOU

• he was like this little ball of happiness

• you found out his real name is Edward

• HOW CUTE

• and WOW HIS MOM BEING FILIPINA MEANT THAT YOU WERE BEING FED ALL THE TIME OH MY GOD

• ngl pete got a bit jealous

• one night,,, when pete cancelled YET AGAIN

• ned asked you, “hey y/n?”

• “hm”

• “why don’t we ever hang out at your place”

• “i told you ned, my family is just a lot yanno. plus your family and may are really cool”

• “okay but how come you don’t have any social media under your name?”

• “wdym?”

• “like you go by ‘y/n Smith’ but everything that pops up on the internet isn’t YOU”

• “pfff i told you,,, i dont believe in that stuff”

• “y/n, you know you can tell me anything”

• you wanted to be honest. this was one of your best friends. and you’ve been lying to them about your family for over a year now

• “ned i just. it’s complicated”

• “like peter’s family?”

• “nonono, i’m lucky to have both of my parents- well i have a step mom. my real mom wanted nothing to do with me. so she left me on the steps of my dads house. never came back”

• “oh shit bro, i’m sorry”

• “nah don’t worry. my dad is really cool and my step mom... she’s awesome.”

• “what’re their names”

• NATASHA WAS GONNA KILL YOU IF SHE COULD SEE HOW BAD YOU WERE STRUGGLING

• “well- uh- my step moms name is,,, um. well her real name is Virginia”

• THE WORLD KNEW PEPPER AS PEPPER NOT VIRGINIA

• “and my- my dads name is ehm... st, steve???”

• natasha was gonna have your ass

• “y/n,,,”

• “yeah”

• “you’re a horrible liar”

• “PFFF WHAAAT? NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT”

• “dude you left your spiderman fan tumblr open on my laptop that one night,,, and i MAY have done some snooping”

• okay you mightve had a slight obsession with the webslinger. HE WAS COOL. and what better way to keep track of him without alerting your family,,, good ol tumblr

• oh god ned, HOW MUCH SNOOPING”

• “enough to know that you have a weird obsession with that spider guy and that your last name isnt smith”

• so you told him the truth. you were a stark

• and well,,, he reacted with

• “okay cmon,,, don’t lie”

• so you showed him your late night dance parties with Nat when she was feeling goofy

• and your random snaps of steve when he was trying to figure out how to work technology

• videos of you reacting to vines with bucky

(if yall wanna see domestic life with the avengers just lmk)

• which usually results with THE WINTER SOLDIER ALMOST PEEING HIS PANTS. and trying to reenact it with sam or the other avengers

• “heyheyehy y/n guess what?”

• “what bucky?” *is in the middle of doing hw*

• “FRESHOVACADO” *bolts out of the room before you throw something at him*

• only the two of you getting vine and meme references

• (meaning getting in trouble during meetings bc you’ll make eye contact and start laughing)

• OH HIS FAVORITE IS THE “country boiiii, i love you,,, 😛”

• anywaayyy

• ned was SHOOK

• “nowayohmygodyoureanavenger”

• “no ned,,, only when they need me to be”

• *led to him asking 100000 questions*

• “does Mr. America smell like old man”

• “what language does Ms. Widow think in”

• “how many shirts does Mr. Hulk own”

• “so do they wear normal clothes or are they always PREPARED”

• “does your dad have to walk a weird way when hes in his suit”

• “do they ever chafe in their suits”

• “yes ned. we’re stocked up on baby powder”

• which you didnt mind bc it felt nice telling the truth

• ned WANTED TO TELL PETER SO BAD

• “ned no, i don’t want him to think of me differently”

• he understood. but still defended peter and said that hed still treat you the same

• anyway,,, peter started showing up with bruises and stuff which had you v concerned

• “pete what’s up? you’ve been avoiding ned and i and you have skipped out on every movie night since sophomore year started”

• “t’s nothing. dont worry ab it”

• “peter cmon, it’s just me”

• you figured maybe it had to do with ben??? but you gave him his space. you just wanted to be there for him yanno. you didnt want him to shut you out

• “Y/N I SAID ITS NOTHING. FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE???” he snapped (and not in the good way)

• and this was on your way to class so the whole hallway heard

• ouch

• so you left him alone. probably more than he meant. but it hurt

• i mean he was your first friend here, and now he yelled at you to leave you alone

• ned felt awful at first. trying to comfort you and tell you it wasnt your fault

• but then he started acting weird. whenever you brought up peter hed be super antsy about it

• you- “i think he got into another fight or something”

• ned- “pFFT PETER? FIGHTING? no way,,, i got-i gotta go”

• so you figured that whatever peter was hiding, ned knew about,, which also hurt your feelings

• so you closed off

• and wow could the super family tell something was wrong

• wanda- “little stark, i can feel your sadness all the way to my room”

• sam/bucky/rhodes- “okay what’s the deal, we’ve played 5 rounds of fortnite and you havent once rage quit even though you’re doing terrible”

• tony- “kid, what’s wrong? everyone here can tell you’re not feeling great”

• nat- “cmon. ive given you 3 opportunities to kick my ass and you havent once complained about me going easy?”

• thor- “lady y/n what is causing you distress? not once have you smiled, i even wore my hair in pigtails,,, and that seems to always do the trick”

• and you gave the same response every time “‘m just tired” “lots of homework”

• they noticed you werent going out on weekends anymore

• so tony figured that your friend group and you were having some Stuff

• pep gave him an idea of meeting his new prodigy

• now tony knew it’d be kinda sus because peter went to midtown but he figured that if the kid kept his mask on it’d be fine

• “dad i don’t wanna see another one of your weird maid robots”

• “wha- no i want you to meet someone”

• “dad college isn’t for another 2 years. if it’s your friend from MIT-“

• then right before your eyes was the insect boy that youve been admiring through the internet

• needless to say

• your jaw dripped

• “y/n meet spiderling, spiderling meet my daughter y/n stark”

• *seconds pass*

• “i uh- oH- um- sp-spidERman, h-hi. biG fan of you- your work”

• *silence*

• you- “oH dad diD you hear th-that? moM is calling mE”

• tony- “what?? pep wouldve called on the interco-“

• spiderman- “y/n”

• you- SHOOK TO THE CORE BECAUSE YOU KNEW THAT VOICE. THAT WAS THE VOICE THAT SOUNDED LIKE HONEY BUT COULD CUT YOU DEEPER THAN ANY WEAPON IN YOUR HOUSE

• you- “p-peter???”

• tony- *shocked pikachu face* “you know each other???”

• you- “so-something like that yeah”

• peter takes off his mask

• “ohmygodpeterisspiderman”

• “ohmygodyourlastnameisntsmith”

• tony- “im gonna let you guys figure this out” *walks backward slowly*

*insert silence*

• you- “so this is what you were hiding, huh?” with a cold tone

• “IM HIDING? YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR WHOLE HOME LIFE TO NED AND I”

• *yelling at each other for another minute. even though you couldnt hear what the other is saying*

• you- *yelling loudest “I DIDNT WANT YOU TO SEE ME DIFFERENTLY OKAY”

• peter- “you really thought id do that?” (heartbreaking voice)

• you- “i- once i got to know you, i knew you wouldnt but i was scared. i didn’t know how to tell you. for once in my life i had found someone my age who liked ME for ME. not for my name or money or my dad. and i didn’t want to change that. i’m sorry i didn’t tell you sooner”

• peter- “... i get what you mean. after ben died everyone gave me that look. except you and ned.”

• you- “why didn’t you tell me”

• peter- “everyone i love or ever cared about dies. my parents and then my uncle ben. so once i got my abilities i knew that the risk was even higher and i didn’t want to put you in that position. i wanted to keep you safe. but it seems like you know how to handle yourself” (referring to the fact that you grew up with THE EARTHS MIGHTIEST HEROS)

• y/n- “so how come ned found out?”

• peter *scratches back of neck* “well- he- i- May let him in my room and i happen to be crawling on the ceiling in my suit and he dropped the death star” *head hangs in shame*

• you had to giggle at that i mean CMON

• you stepped closer to him

• “pete you’re my best friend. you can tell me anything okay?”

• “no more secrets?”

• “no more secrets”

• and you both pinky promise and your thumbs “kiss” bc IF THEY ITS THE ULTIMATE UNBREAKABLE VOW DONT @ ME

• peter parker gives you the biggest hug that maKES YOUR HEART JUMP BC PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH A PERSON AS PRETTY AS HIM MAKES YOUR HEART FEEL A CERTAIN WAY

• but you wrapped your arms around his neck and enjoyed the moment

• wow he is really cozy

• * the avengers are watching from the cameras in awe*

• led to MANY questions at dinner

• and so everything went back to “normal”

• it wasn’t until you went to bed that night that you realized peter said the L word

• WHAT

• so much for no secrets

taglist: @silver-winter-wolf @emmmmszy @everythingaboutnothingsstuff @rexorangecouny @wishiwasanavenger @marjoherbo @nologinisoksothatsit @mindset-jupiter @hpnjrph @soup238

some favs/mutrals: @h-osterfield @starksparker @stuckonspidey @sunshinehollandd @keepingupwiththeparkers @hey-marlie @spyder-bites

#baby boy #loml #tom holland #peter parker #tom holland x you #tom holland x reader #tom holland one shot #tom holland headcannon #tom holland imagine #tom holland one-shot #marvel #spider man #spider-man #spiderman x you #spider man x reader #spiderman x y/n #tom holland x y/n #spiderman #spiderman x stark!reader #spiderman homecoming #spiderman headcanon #spider man headcanon #avengers #avengers headcanon #bianca writes #spiderman imagine #peter parker imagine #peter benjamin parker #peter parker headcanon #peter parker x stark!reader

[rosywaifu]

I just finished Star Vs The Forces of Evil

Previously, I had watched only to the middle of season 3 but then I saw some really cute svtfoe fan art that was absolutely amazing and so I went to Hulu to watch it from season 1 and I forgot how much I missed Starco it’s probably my favorite ship. Tbh i’m going to list stuff i liked about the series below the cut so i don’t overwhelm your dash! 

okay like i said above, i love Starco it is tied for my favorite ship in the show (First being Eclipsa and Globgor, second is Ton and Janna, third is Moon and River) Like i am just a fan of friend to romance because I am a big believer in that particular way to get to romance. I just love friends who grow to love and appreciate your quirks and weird habits as a friend. I feel in tv and movies when they portray “love at first sight” or typical dates, they always give me the message that I should hide my flaws and quirks and then reveal them all at a really pivotal moment. But with friends, you don’t have that big wall blocking you from who you really are. and yeah so i love Starco, Marco is just such a lovable character. I loved watching his development as a character from “safe-wannabe-bad boy” to “amazing-knight-who-loves-his-sparkly-girlfriend”. I also love that he never gets like “oh she’s my girlfriend, i gotta protect her even though when we were just friends, i never acted like she needed my protection because she doesn't. she turns into a supercool magic butterfly and she can shoot spells out of her six arms; she’s got this” and I really appreciate seeing that. I also like how they didn’t shirk away the words like “dating”, “boyfriend/girlfriend”, “love” etc. My 13 year old sister has been in tons of relationships and she’s never skirted around these words before because she was always confidant in her feelings and she was never taught to be shameful for dating and being in love. and that's how kids are these days and i think it’s a good thing we aren't making kids and teens shameful or feel awkward around these terms, especially when they hear older siblings and parents use it daily. maybe that's all gibberish. I also liked that the segregation and bigotry is so obvious. The allusion is so clear, i felt pained watching it. I mean, the show even uses the word bigotry. I dont think they were hiding it. And Mina Loveberry’s character was so horrifying to me, not only because she was a spooky, scary, ravenous beast and terrifying person, but because some of the phrases she used, I have seen online and heard in real life. She really scared me, a young and perky, fun hair colored, previous idol was a bigot. I think its super cool how they designed her to not fit the normal evil and bigoted villain. I love Tom. I think he is just such a fun character, plus I think he and Janna would make a super cute couple or at least BFF pairing!! I loved his rocky relationship with Star. I thought it was super interesting they showed they twists and turns the romance made and that, again, its okay to not always get love right on the first try. Also, I loved Meterora’s story line. I thought that was so interesting, and I really think the lesson learned from her story (Yes, i always think there's a lesson to be learned, especially in cartoons) is that second chances are worth it. Meterora may have been evil her first time around, sucking the youth from princesses and oppressing their individuality. But, she was a product of baby switching, and being raised by a creepy robot to always hide what makes her unique. It’s classic nature versus nurture, and in this case, nurture won. But with her as a baby, and her memory of that life gone (except for her hatred of marco/turdina) she get’s a second chance, a chance to live the life she should have; with her parents. Also i love Eclipsa and Globgor, they were such a cute relationship! So kind, and respectful. not the typical rhetoric where the monster kidnaps the queen and forces them to marry them. she fell in love with him! they dated! ugh, i love it. I love Star’s character so much. a disney (yes in my head she is a disney princess, sue me) who is sloppy, messy, obnoxious, reckless, colorful, badass, a girl who is always ready for a fight! such a fun-filled character whoo has depth!!! I love depth! Also Star is bisexual, my mind is made up. Also Jackie is a lesbian, i’m sure of it. Also i love the fact that despite Marco and Tom both liking Star, they didn’t let it affect their own friendship! They were such good buddies and, i think, truly cared about each other to the very end. Beautiful! Stunning! 10/10! I loved Buff frog and all of his buff children. I love him being a good single parent, doing what needs to be done and loving his family. 

In conclusion, this show is amazing, the ending was heart wrenching and heart warming and got me totally psyched for a new season but as I understand it its not coming. :( I love everything about this show, so i 100% recommend it if you haven't watched it before. 

okay, bye!! xx

#svtfoe #star vs the forces of evil #starco #star butterfly #marco diaz #tom lucitor #jackie lynn thomas #janna #eclipsa #globgor #mina loveberry #svtfoe season 4 #some spoilers #very minor spoilers though #i already miss this show i'm going to cry #butterfly #ludo #star versus the forces of evil

[postmastered]

Sanders Shovels - Shovel Knight AU

i havent worked on this in months hA but i finally jotted down some things and bada bing bada boom were done babeyyy lets get into it

Logan Wenn - Plague Knight

very very book smart, but like, what's social interaction again????

likes blowing stuff up

disaster shorty

spooky raven aesthetic

can only tolerate virgil

Safety? Who's she? Never heard of her.

small gay

color codes potions, alphabetized his supply stock

really good at bartending as a result (not something he does often, mind you)

wears a plague doctor mask and a hood to hide his identity

has a prosthetic arm

Virgil Ware - Mona

will never EVER let go of his cloak

logan tried helping him sew patches on it, but he sucks at sewing, so virgil took care of it himself, appreciating the sentiment

gothic castle-y aesthetic

helps logan make potions and organizes beakers by size

takes care of the "little guys" (minions)

average height

still a lot taller than logan tho

lives in town, her room underground leads to an even deeper level, the Explodatorium, where he works with Lo to make potions

provides adult supervision

"logan, you need adult supervision"

"Virgil, i am an adult."

"mm yeah sure now eat your apple slices"

logan hurled a potion at him because of this incident and stormed off

eventually came back and apologized, pretending like he didnt cry

logan dont like bein treated like a child

virgil can bake, he makes a bunch of the recipes he uses himself

average gay

Patton Wye - Polar Knight

6'10-ish idk

has a snow shovel he loves dearly

"her name is shelly!!!!!!"

likes snowball fights

And also snow

and ice

makes popsicles and ice cream

has a cow named terracotta

big boy. wide. good for hugs. bear man.

almost every aspect of him makes roman want to cry

"roman!!!!!!! hi!!!!!!!!! its me!!!!!!! patton!!!!!!!!"

"*sobbing uncontrollably* h-hi pat...."

"roman???!?!?!? r u ok??!?!?!?!? what happen??!?!?!?!!?!?"

massive bean

can and will pick up all his friends

hagrid but colder

VERY BIG GAY

Roman Howe - King Knight

Roman, but more extra

his castle is made of solid gold

has a sparkly scepter

wears a crown for every occaision

if patton sits on the couch by himself he will crawl over and cling to patton and then Patton is just there like "huh. guess i cant move sorry virgil go stop logan from blowing up the fridge yourself pal"

very clingy

pat pat is very warm despite being in the cold constantly and roman is a cold boy despite being in the heat all the time

saunters and/or sashays

We dont walk in this household

wears heels

slightly below average height

VERY GAY

Declan Watt - Tinker Knight

shortiest shorty to ever shorty

made a giant robot to make him taller

stays up way too late

fixes Remy's propellers and Emile's submarine constantly because they kEEP BREAKING

tired

his boyfs are there to help tho dw

stress city usa

handyman

smells like oil. stinky boy.

demi child

Remy Hew - Propeller Knight

Flappy boy

fucking adores swords

"Oh, gurl, the hilt, goddamn that's gorgeous wait lemme see the blade- BABE IS THIS FUCKING CLAY-TEMPERED?????"

if an enemy has a sword he will geek about it for hours dont test him

he'll still fight them, but compliment it while fighting

if the sword they have is sub par he will get them a new one

his boyfs think its cute

his propellers break too often for it to not seem suspicious

"dee? babe? one of my propellers broke again..."

he does not break them to get declan to pay attention to him i promise

emile is happy to give him as much attention as he so desires if declan is busy

turns into a pile of flying mush when emile gushes about him

disaster bi

Emile Picani - Treasure Knight

"Ooh! Shinyyyy...."

almost cried when he saw roman's castle for the first time

knows too much about gems for it to be normal

does his best to protect his boyfs and stop his submarine from breaking down too much cause fixing it puts dee out of commission for a year or two

Keeps the Iron Whale in tip top shape

ocean boy. splish splash.

very good swimmer

loves seafood

remy can cook fish and nothing else

good for emile, but sucks for dee, the boye lives off vegetables and nothing else

pan

Nathan Lukas - Mole Knight

Lil gossip goblin

lonely :(

goofs about rocks with emile tho

sometimes they hang out together

ace/aro bean

values his platonic relationships like he values his life

Toby Ross- Specter Knight

Ghosts!!!!!!

Zombies!!!!!!!

CONSPIRACIES!!!!!!!!

legitimately raises the dead

Nate is his best chum

Grows roses

and other plants

made his clothes himself

dont trust that many peeps tbh

himself and virgil both have a Gothic Aesthetic they bond over

Lone wolf

Virgil held his scythe once and told toby he felt like his soul almost got stolen

toby laughed and said "good thing i dont have one!"

lives for spookin people

plays the organ

K thats all hmu if ur interested in any way lol

also i have to credit @spectralheartt for the name and also for humoring me like four months ago about this idea :)

#royality #analogical #sanders shovels au #remy x emile x deceit #logan wenn #virgil ware #patton wye #roman howe #remy hew #declan watt #nathan lukas #toby Ross #emile picani

[virgiltheanxious]

It’s Not Your Fault, Don’t Take Blame (Chapter Six)

Title:  It’s Not Your Fault, Don’t Take Blame (Chapter Six)

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Pairing: Eventual Analogical

Warnings: None, I believe.

Word Count: 1, 196

Summary:  Virgil is a single father. Not only that, but he is a transgender single father. After leaving his parents and not looking back, he is left to raise his child with only help from his High School friend Patton.

As he plans a small birthday party for his son, Aeneas, he meets Roman and Logan. He never had any friends outside of Patton before but now it seems he not only has two new ones but a love interest as well.

Now, the only question is what will he do when someone calls child protective services on him?

Tags: Ask if you want to be tagged! General:  @my-happy-little-bean@nightmarejasmine

A week had gone by and it was finally time for Aeneas’s surprise party. Patton had picked up Aeneas at 10 in the morning, giving Virgil enough time to drive to Walmart, grab the cake, drive back, and decorate at least most of the house before anyone got there.

Virgil had already grabbed the cake and put it in the freezer because he didn’t want to risk any of it melting in the heat. He then rushed to his bedroom, grabbing all the decorations in his hands and plopping them on the couch. He first took out the streamers and pulled a chair from the kitchen table. He stood up on it and pinned one end of the streamer to one corner of the living room, twisting it when he went down, and pinned it to the other corner. He did this with every color he had. Two colors were on one set of corners and two others were on the others. He then used the four sections and had one color of streamers, pinning them all to the middle of the room.

He kept stringing streamers in various places and when he checked the time next, it was already nearly 11:30. He decided to hurry and tie two of the special balloons he had got at the Dollar Tree on a chair, designated it as the birthday kid chair. He also wrapped streamers around the poles of the chair. Hearing a knock on the door, Virgil panicked because he had not expected anyone to be knocking yet. A quick glance at the stove’s clock told him it was 11:56 A.M.. So someone was early.

The door was quickly opened to reveal Roman, Eddy, and another male that Virgil had not met yet.

“Greetings, Virgil! I hope you don’t mind that I brought my husband, Ethan, along,” Roman commented.

Virgil moved aside to allow them to come in and smiled, “No, I don’t at all. How’re you guys doing?”

“Good! Eddy was really excited to get here, he practically pushed us out of the door,” Ethan commented, ruffling Eddy’s hair.

“I wanted to see An! We never see him outside of daycare,” Eddy exclaimed, huffing and crossing his arms.

“Sorry, that would be on me bud,” Virgil laughed, “I’m at work a lot of the time.”

“Really? What do you do for work?” Roman asked curiously, resulting in Ethan slapping him lightly on the chest.

“Roman, we talked about this. You don’t ask people about work the first time you meet them!” Ethan mumble, barely loud enough for Virgil to hear.

“Oh, uhm, I really don’t mind too much- I work three jobs, actually. I did go to college but I’m having a hard time actually finding a job that fits my degree.”

Roman nodded, “So mom not around to help out?”

Ethan covered his face in embarrassment. “Roman, I swear to god.”

“Uh. No,” Virgil asked, fidgeting with his bracelets. He didn’t really enjoy where this situation was going and he really wasn’t interested in talking about Aeneas’s other dad because that meant more questions. Questions about if he was adopted or not- which was quite obviously not the case. It would all be questions that result in him coming out as transgender, which wasn’t very fun.

Luckily, there was another knock at his door that saved him from any other conversation. He heard Ethan sighing at Roman and telling him to stop talking about that type of stuff when he first meets someone. To which Roman responded ‘Technically I met him once before!’ Virgil ignored it, opening the door for who he presumed would be Logan and Evelyn. And he was right.

“Hi, Logan, Evelyn, welcome to the party! I’ll just text Patton to bring Aeneas back now,” Virgil commented, closing the door behind the two as soon as they were in the apartment. He then whipped out his phone to text Patton.

Virgil: Patton we are ready for you to come back with Aeneas now.

Virgil: Also please text us when youre here

Virgil: oh and dont text and drive thats not good

Locking his phone, he went back to the living room where the parents were sitting on the couch and Evelyn and Eddy were on the floor talking.

“Okay, so I have some balloons-” A sharp gasp from the children and Roman interrupted him. “-and I didn’t get to blow them up so if you guys want some balloons you could blow them up by yourself.”

“Oh goodie!” Roman said, standing up and grabbing the bag of balloons from Virgil. “Eddy come with your dad we are blowing up balloons!” Eddy smiled and ran up to his dad, who gave him a balloon.

Virgil glanced at Evelyn who was standing next to Eddy and requesting a balloon as well. Roman taught the two how to blow up balloons and they had decided that tieing them was too hard, so Logan, Ethan, and Virgil got stuck with tieing them and throwing them to the ground. This process went faster than expected and the had finished before Virgil had even got the text from Patton saying that they had arrived.

Remembering the confetti he had bought, Virgil jumped up. “Oh! I have a surprise for Eddy and Evelyn!” He said, grabbing the bags of confetti from the table. “I mean, the adults can do it too but I’m assuming the kids will have more fun.”

Virgil gave Eddy and Evelyn the packets of confetti and kneeled down. “Okay, so when Aeneas comes home we’re gonna throw this stuff at him. And technically Patton, too.”

Eddy’s eyes brightened up. “Really?!” He asked.

“Yeah!” Virgil giggled.

“Isn’t it just gonna cause a big mess, though?” Evelyn asked.

“Well, yes but you don’t need to worry about that. I’ll clean it up later,” Virgil stood up and turned to the adults “do you guys want to join in?” he offered.

“Yes!” Roman said, dragging Ethan with him. Virgil handed them both packets of glitter.

“Logan?” Virgil asked, offering him a packet to which Logan shook his head no.

“I would rather not have glitter on my clothes for the next month,” Logan commented.

Roman spoke up, “Suit yourself, Mr. Robot.”

Virgil felt a buzz in his pocket and checked his phone to see a text from Patton saying they were there. Virgil told him to come up and locked his phone. “They’re here! Aeneas will be up any minute now.”

Eddy, Evelyn, and Roman all hid in spots close to the door so they would be able to throw the confetti easily. Ethan had decided to just stand by the couch and pop out to throw the confetti when he was ready.Virgil didn’t bother hiding because he knew Aeneas would expect him anyway. The door opened and everyone jumped out, throwing the confetti and getting it everywhere.

“Surprise!” They all shouted. (Except for Logan. He just said it in his normal voice.)

Aeneas gasped and had the biggest grin Virgil and ever seen on his face. He was really, truly happy. And that made Virgil happy.

#Virgil Sanders #Anxiety Sanders #Patton Sanders #Morality Sanders #Logan Sanders #Logic Sanders #Roman Sanders #Prince sanders #sanders sides #ts sides #ts #ss #big bang #ss big bang #ts big bang #ts-storytime

[fanfictionofmyown]

I see you (Part 1/2)

Loki x Reader

Warnings: the usual, a little bit of fluff, a little bit of angst

Prompt: Reader can see every thought and feeling of past and present in her victims. She uses her ability to help the Avengers and get Lokis information.

Sooo, after I couldnt held what i told you guys last week, I thought you would be happy to get a second Fanficiton today. So here it is. It is actually the story I wanted to post last week. So sorry I hadn't the time to finish it. But now here it is! Have fun!

*****

"Hey Tony!" You smile brightly at your old friend. He walks in your direction and puts his hands around you. "(Y/n)! I am so happy to see you! Thank you for helping us with this!" - "No problem, you know that I am open for some fun!" You wink at him just before your view glides through the room - full of Avengers.

They all seem a bit confused and tired. "Forgive me, where are my manners?! I am (Y/n). I'm an old friend of Tony. He helped me with my situation when nobody else was with me. I know I was just as shocked as you are! Tony Stark has an actual heart!" You introduced yourself excitedly. Tony chuckled a bit "I wasn't that bad." He playfully punched your shoulder and you grinned at him.

"Ehm..- Tony, I'm sorry if I interrupt you, but who is she and why is she here?" - "I'm glad you ask, Cap! But I would rather appreciate it if the Team could talk about this... in private, if you know what I mean." He nods to the only person in the room who seems to be not interested in the situation. Steve nods. You, of course, know everyone of the Avengers by name - well, who didn't?

"Soo... meeting in 10?" Your old friend looks around and everybody seems to agree. He turns to you and walks you out of the room.

"I'm sorry, I really don't want to reveal everything to Reindeer games." You smile "Don't worry Rockstar, I just want to help, in any way possible." - "God.. how often have I told you to stop calling me that?" You just continued grinning and answered "You don't mean that. I can feel it." With that you wink and follow Tony to the room in silence.

*****

After all the Avengers were gathered in the room Tony raised his voice. "F.R.I.D.A.Y., please close the door and tell me immediately if Loki comes near this room in any way you can detect." - "Of course, Mister Stark." After the robotic voice went quiet everyone can hear the click of the door.

"Did you ever think about capturing the sound? So every room would make a great trap?" You thought out loud and no second later Doctor Banner simply says "Prototype lies in the lab somewhere." You nod, smiling.

"So,.. Tony? Your turn, who is she? What is she doing here?" - "She, my friends, is our key to Loki's brain! She is even better than you, Natasha!" You playfully roll your eyes when he says it. "Calm down, you are overreacting again, old man." He shoots his middlefinger in your direction and you just grin proudly. Tony is a few years older than you, but nothing too big.

"She has a special ability - kind of like Wanda's. It is quite similiar, but not completely. Wanda has to be close to her victims to get into their brains, but (Y/n) my friends...-" You clap your hand over his mouth and no second later the robotic voice came back "Loki is coming closer to the meeting room, Mister Stark." You grin to your friend and siat down in one of the chairs behind Tony. Everybody seems quite impressed at that scenario. But for you it is everyday life.

Thor stands up and walks to the door which opens on its own this time. On the opposite side of it stands the god of mischief. Thor crosses his arms in front of his chest and looks questioning at his younger brother. "I just wanted to let you know that I am going back to my room." With that he turned and walked away. After the door is closed again you suddenly start laughing. The Avengers don't understand and look quite puzzling except Tony. "He didn't want to tell us he is going back to his room. He wanted to eavesdrop and actually it is still on his mind, but he already seems to see somethings off... oh,.. this will be so much fun." While you are talking you rest your elbows on your knees and your head on your hands. Also a big grin appears on your lips.

"Okay, Tony. What is going on? And what was that?" Steve asks strictly. Tony, on the other hand, answers pretty relaxed. "That is her power. She sees everything. Past and present. Thoughts and feelings. Just everything! Her name is 'Third eye'. She can tell you every single thing from your past at the same moment she is looking at you. She can feel everyone in this building, walking, talking, thinking. Just everything! It is insane!" You smirk a bit at how excited Tony could get at your powers. You might think Iron man can't get that excited over something like your powers, but he does not understand anything about them. So it is just really fascinating. That's the reason you roll your eyes again.

"And how is she going to be a help with Loki?" Thor asks. Before you can even think of an answer Tony erupts again. "Don't you understand! She can manipulate him, she can hurt him, she can get us needed information! She just clinks herself into his brain for a second and can review him every single one of his worst memories. She could-" - "So you want to torture my brother?" Thor doesn't seem so pleased of the idea. "Stark be careful, he is still my brother and a prince of Asgard." - "Yeah, and he also killed hundreds of people and wanted to take over my home." Tony replied dry. Before anyone of them can go on, you raise your voice. "Thor, I can understand your concern and I can see your fight, but believe me I wouldn't go that far. I do everything in my power, but I might need to hurt him a bit. In the end that's why I am here. I am here to break him, to get the information you need." He nods. He understands, you hear him and smile.

"Okay, that's the plan..."

*****

The day after the meeting you are standing in front of the door to the training hall. Natasha Romanoff is with you at the moment. Tony and the other Avengers except Thor are in the watching area. Only the Avengers, and now you, know about the area. You can't see the area from the training hall and that's the whole thing. That's why you are meeting there. "Are you ready?" Black Widow asks and you simply nod. She opens the door and tells you 'good luck' but you don't think you need it. He is just another boy.

You are the first one to enter and sit down on one of the sofas which they just put in there for this meeting. You are relaxed, it's nothing you haven't done before. Also you had the whole night to look through his brain and to prepare some topics.

The door on the other side opens and the god steps inside. The door locks itself behind him. You stand up and look at him, wait for him. He has a neutral face but you know behind this illusion he is thinking. He is already cautious and... scared?

"Hello Loki, my name is (Y/n)." Why not try being nice? Maybe he isn't as tough as you thought.

"So, you are my new toy?" He asks rather condescending. You still smile at him, you are calm. That's just a mask. He acts as if he was the strong, dominant part, but you know better. "Why don't you come here? And sit with me?" His eyes slightly close but soon he has his mask on again and walks to the couch in front of you to sit down. "What is so special about you? Why did they send you?" Everytime he refers to you,.. he seems to spit out the word, but you know better.

"What did they tell you about me?"

"They said you are a doctor. A therapist." He mockingly says

You chuckle a bit and cock one eyebrow. "I wouldn't call myself that, but yeah I do some stuff these people do."

The two of you sit in silence. Loki is stiff; he is watching every movement you make and you can see how he gets nervous. Your smile transforms into a grin.

"So Loki. I dont want to lie to you. I am here to find out more about you. I mean your brother does not seem to know everything about you." You smile warmly, but that's just a mask.

He laughs slightly "And how do you think you can get it?" You smile; he thinks so simply.

You stand up, what brings him to get up to. You smile at him for a few seconds before you start walking in his direction. You walk really slowly, but confident. You aren't scared, certainly not of him. You just want to show him that you are not as easy to break as you look like.

Just a few centimetre in front of him you stop and look in his eyes. They tell you everything and your smile turns into a smirk. "You think I am a normal mortal. I am weak. No, Loki, you are so wrong. I know more about you than you yourself. I know everything about you." You explain him slowly and firmly. You can see him swallow. "But.." You pause "there is a hole in your memory. You can't remember what happend there. After your fall from the Rainbowbridge." "Who gave you that information?!" He snaps quietly, still looking into your eyes steadily.

"I told you, you are wrong. You gave me the information. I know everything about you. I have everything in my hand, your whole life. Your whole existence. So many secrets.. So many 'no don't tell Thor's. It's truely amazing. I've never seen so many lies in a person." He looks at you stone cold, but also a bit sick. You know why. He feels sick. Sick of all these emotions.

"But.. I have also.. never seen so much hurt, so much pain, in one person." You stay silent and wait for a response. And he knows it. His thoughts are faster than normal people could every think. His eyes try to hold the cold but he loses his mask more and more. The longer you look him in the eyes the faster he cracks. His mask - covered in cracks. His eyes - the most certain part. So many emotions flow through and you can see a storm in them.

"What do you want?" He asks, angry at you, Thor, the Avengers, but most of all, himself.

You step back and reach your hand out to him. "Believe it or not, I just want to help you. We need to know what happened to you in the crack in your memory. I can only get access if you let me..." You pause for a moment, let him think. "If not I will make your life living hell. We have to get this information and I know you want it to. You don't need to hide it. I can see everything Loki. If you want it or not and yes your magic doesn't change anything with that." You inform him at the attempt to hide his thoughts with magic. With that he stops to try. He gives you access, but you stay out of his head to give him space. That's his decision and you don't to manipulate him there. Although it could mean you have to hurt him.

"I can't hide anything from you right?" You nod. "Your little friends are watching right?" Nodding again. "Tell them to go." You raise a hand. "Leave us alone." - "Clear." You hear through your communicator.

"They're gone. We are alone now." - "I'm scared." You are quite surprised at this sudden open statement of his. You never thought he would tell you out loud. "If you are willing it won't hurt too much. I try everything to not hurt you. I promise." - "No. I'm afraid of the information we will get." You nod understanding. He finally takes your offered hand and you step closer. His hand feels good. It's quite cold, but not too much. It is soft but has a few small scars on it.

Only one step and your chests would touch. You look up at him, into his eyes. Loki returns the gace, waiting for what you are going to do. "It will hurt a bit. But I'm going to be gentle. You have to relax. You have to trust me and if not me then trust in the love your brother has for you. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't for him. He wants to see you happy, I can feel it. And he is really concerned about us being alone. His thoughts are so loud. He hopes everything goes well and that he gets his beloved brother back. If you don't trust me, then trust him." You smile warmly, slowly caressing his hand. Your thumb brushes over the back of his hand.

He takes deep breathes and closes his eyes for a few seconds. "Loki? Are you ready?" He hums in agreement.

You lift your hand and lay it over his eyes.

*****

Tumblr says its too long for a One shot. So there will be a Part 2!

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[theskyexists]

umbrella academy

love vanya’s style

don’t really like golden boy luther even though he’s clearly just trying his best

the implication is that five could travel in time to before this time and an agency is on his trail

i love officer patch for putting diego in his place

so vanya shot five’s trust in her

so he uses klaus

so they’re torturing the wrong guy - he’s just gonna tell em whatever they wanna hear

allison you asshole. is there literally no one in vanya’s life that’s worth her? nope

“you’re an adult now vanya, you don’t get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself’ FUCK OFF ALLISON. she went to a goddamn therapist, she exposed what horrors you were put through, she made something of herself by mastering a damn instrument - no thanks to ANYONE ever believing in her.

she was trying to be fucking NICE. she literally was the only one who got NOTHING but shit out of the family - GREAT

im thinking that vanya is gonna explode in six days and take the whole of humanity with her. that’s what makes her special - at last

my question is why pogo is so convinced of their dad being a good man and a loving father - in his own way

‘she’s your sister, she knows you didn’t mean it’ that’s as unlikely in that family as a talking walking chimp. CLEARLY there’s zero trust between vanya or anyone. zero trust between any of them

i know they’re trying to present pogo as the real dad in the family - but like - his whole character and insistence on the above is an insult to the trauma they’ve all suffered

‘you were a child miss allison’ ‘but i’m not anymore’ she mirrors her projection back at herself. at least she can do that

of COURSE they’re going to keep allison’s discovery from the audience ugh. im really annoyed with the pacing?? xD it’s because the premise is so straightforward. i don’t normally mind a slow pace but this is like - superhero kids x abusive household. alright. TELL ME MORE

yeah i knew five went pretty mad and started talking to an inanimate object. you’d think he’d have more symptoms of solitary confinement

i thought he killed her but it didn’t work....he hit her in the neck, blood splattered, she went down, and she was back up again the next shot. some time shit? (edit: it was just her arm? those masks do some serious protecc tho)

ok but vanya is not amongst the dead

hey

the problem with these kids is that they don’t have the fortitude to look beyond themselves. they never even realised that their mother is a shell of a human being due to some sort of brainwashing (yeah she’s a robot?)

Diego doesn’t realise that his come-ons (defensive manoeuvres?) are the way to instantly rebuff his only ally

wow why is everyone so shitty to vanya

oh allison, having that power must be a curse on your relationships. but why hasn’t it ruined (obviously) her relationships with her siblings?

i know leonard is awkward but he’s just so friendly. and damn, finally somebody who appreciates her for her?

i love vanya though.

how did allison and luther find five and vanya in the middle of the streets though

these shitters ignore their ‘mom’ in everything - should we turn her off or not? why is that the first thing they go to? why don’t they talk with her together?

vanya has the shittiest and smallest room....

now diego lashes out at vanya. EVERYBODY lashes out at her - because there are no consequences - and there never were

it almost seems like their dad was a robot himself malfunctioning

hypocrisy. everybody bottling shit up. luther suddenly waking up and being a ‘monster’ instead of golden boy. ironic

‘i really need it for my nerves i’ve been taking it since i was kid’ OOHHHH have ya? might it be to repress your fucking powers? seeing as, your dad just kept insisting nothing was special about you?

Leonard!!!! i am really really starting to like this dude. i think they are trying to do a double rug pull. trying to make him look shady (’family right?’), trying to make him look good, trying to make him look shady again.... but really there’s nothing wrong with him

pogo is such a weird character. i really enjoy luther’s and diego’s conflict though.

luther really is still clinging to his privileged little ‘leader’ role, his ‘one’ role and he can’t fathom why the others WOULDN’T stay - just. like. him.

so yeah the agents are time travelers - but they THINK that Five is gonna be the cause ey? bc who would act to CAUSE the end of time? stupid

broken contract? ‘we’re also going to end the world’ so they already know it’s gonna happen - they just didn’t know five was gonna try and change it and they were gonna be involved in stopping him. sounds like the time travel agency camps out in time before the end

personally think it’s weird they’re spinning a romance between two people who’ve been raised as siblings but---- uh weird circumstances i guess

ok so it was a straight rug pull. unless - he’s being a creep throwing her pills away ‘for her own good’. that would still make him not good but not organised evil.

DETECTIVE PATCH RUN!!! DON”T DIE!!!! she’s gonna die isn’t she. fuck

god fucking dammit. it’s gonna give diego a complex bc he wasn’t there for backup. i dont give a fuck about diego i give a fuck about fucking detective patch fucking DYING. god fucking dammit

klaus fucking timetravelled oh my god

what the fuck tho like, this does not bode well for me at all. if they dare kill detective fuckin patch. for what. for a fuckin sad song

I LOVED THAT WOMAN

five grew super old before he ever left the wasteland?? all he gained was a bike

is that grace with a timetravelling suitcase?

did he not kill kennedy?  you can retire to the time and place of your choosing - lol fucking bullshit. and i was right - time agency camps out before the end...

oh klaus has had an experience. sky soldiers? 1968. what was going on then? what war? right vietnam

Helen stopped showing up for first chair? hmmmmMMMMMM it’s like they’re gonna try and build Vanya up. Vanya is DEFINITELY the key

let’s give klaus even MORE ptsd

butterfly effect: just kill a dude and time changes. maybe...try NOT killing someone, saving someone, changing someone ? to ? change time?

‘you’re not my mother. worry about your own daughter’

‘that’s not fair’ hmmmm it’s pretty fair. i mean you barge back into somebody’s life after 12 years and then finally when she’s got a bf you’re like: actually! i bet he’s a creep. lol

i mean she’s probably right but does she not HEAR herself? no bc these kids have never thought about anything else but themselves and their own perspectives

why the FUCK would allison walk in heels if she’s been trained in combat

vanya’s power surfaces....

no one’s ever believed in me like this - hmmm. seems more and more deliberate. Leonard seems very enthusiastic about ‘out of body experience’?? ‘this is your time’ HMMM

LITERALLY an invisible force

the actress for grace is incredible. going from so animated as to seem human to so robotic as to seem not human at all to all these microexpressions mixing the two.

‘do you remember what happened?’ hmmmm

anyway this series takes waaayyyyy too long lol going to bed

#ugh it's too late anyway #jdakf #jdslaj #djsafj #dsjaj #sdjafj #adwkjsfa #ua #my stuff #i watched

[imapersonwhohasnothingbettertodo]

Lance x reader (part 2)

You heard a pounding on your door. You were and early bird so you were already awake for hours reading some book you found. It was actually pretty interesting. You walked over to the door and opened it where you found lance. “Wake up (y/- oh! How long have you been awake?” You stared at him blankly. “Hours” his eyes grew wide. “Well then, it’s time for breakfast so I was told to get you” you sighed “fine, but I need to get change first. Goodbye.” You closed the door and changed out of your pajamas and made a mental note to ignore lance. You did NOT- scratch that- WILL NOT show that you have any interest in him. You hate him. Yeah. You hate him. After your little pep talk you walked to the kitchen and made it look like you were gonna sit next to lance, but really sat next to Keef. Ha. That’ll show him. Lance seemed disappointed. “Food goo anyone?” Hunk exclaimed proud of his creation. He held up a plate filled with green... goo.... “I’m not eating that, do u have poptarts or something. I just want something with sugar.” Lance looked like he was about to say something but you interrupted him. “It’s called fast motabolisum, Lance.” You hissed. “Yeah lance, get with the program ok” Pidge playfully followed along. “Sorry to interrupt but (y/n) we only have this.” Hunk said. “Well then...” you said as you cautiously grabbed the goo and placed it in front of you. You swollowed one bite and gagged. This tasted... green. But greens a color. Right? “What type of smashed up Smarties are you smoking cause, THIS AINT FOOD!” You stated. Pidge was laughing hystaerically. “That was beautiful! Just... amazing. I LOVE THIS GIRL! You are offficially my new best friend.” Pidge said still laughing. “ I’ll do you one better, you have been adopted in to my family. I am now your mother.. eat your vegetables.” you stated, barley able to speak without laughing. Some where between your laughs you found lance death staring Pidge. “You know lance, if your gonna do a death stare... do it right.” You said smirking. Lance instantly turned away.

“Why do you hate lance so much?” Pidge said “you guys got along perfectly well yesturday.” You started getting fusterated. “I don’t hate lance.” You said. “It sure looks like it.” Keef said, still eating. “SHUT UP MULLET!” You snapped, as you went back to eating your food. Well... you could hardly call it food. After an other wise uneventful breakfast, you head to the training room lance told you about. You thought you would be pretty good so you set the bot to level 12 difficulty (hardest level) 

{(a/n) I cant do fighting stuff so.... ye}

It lunged toward you instantly you dodged popping up behind it with a knife to its head. The robot flipped you over but luckily you landed on your two legs. Standing up, you swish under its legs, to attack from behind, but it caught. You lunged your left arm toward the robots face and as it flipped you, you placed a bomb on its back. You let it pin you to the ground. Then you hit the detonator. Boom. You got up sweating. You didn’t expect the robot to put up much of a fight. You noticed lance staring at you from across the room. And he had his shirt off. SHIT. he’s hot. This is not good. Nope. But seriously, he looks adora- nope you are not gonna even notice him. EVEN IF HE HAD ABS. NOPE NO WAY. LEAVE IT ALONE. PUSHED TO THE BACK OF M- “see something you like?” Lance said, smirking, disrupting your train of thought. “N-no! Idiot! I wasnt staring at you I was...” you desperately grasped for an excuse. Suddenly the Pidge entered. “ I WAS WONDERING WHERE PIDGE WAS YEAH!” You walked away much faster then normal and sat down in corner of the training room. Lance scoffed and turned the robot to level 6. “LIGHTWEIGHT!” You screamed. Lance looked a little pissed. “I’d like to see you beat it then!” He said. “I just beat a level 12 you really think a level 6 is hard for me?” Lances cheeks turn red. God he’s cute... NO I SAID NO. you walked up to lance. “Then would you mind teaching me?” Lance said wiggling his eyebrows. “Sure. God knows you need it.” You scoffed. “HEY!” He said. “So first off,” You said ignoring lance. “I need to see you fight.” ({a/n}I’m too lazy to write the entire training thingy so) After, Lance was drenched in sweat. He’s still Only on level 6 but you decided you would end it here. Not just because teaching lance was hopeless but also because you couldn’t stand his equally hopeless attempts at flirting. After the traning session you went back to your room, showered, changed, and headed out in search of Pidge. You were bored and even thou you desperately wanted to be with lance. You didn’t want him thinking you were clingy, so you went with your second best option, Pidge. You knocked on her door, “Pidge!!!” 

“Yes?” 

“I’m bored!” 

“Go talk to your boyfriend”

“NO! And he’s NOT my boyfriend”

“Sure”

“I’m serious Pidge”

“Yeah right” 

“I HATE YOU” 

“I hate you to, now go��

You stomped off, still angry at Pidge and went back to your room. You decided you would finish the book you were reading this morning. You looked around but it wasn’t there. You probably just miss placed it. You looked around the rest of the castle getting more and more aggravated with every room. Finally, Lances room. “I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD LANCE, IF YOU HAVE MY BOOK YOUR DEAD!!” You screamed. You heard a gulp from the room in from of you. Got ya. You kicked open the door. You saw lance right there under the bed but you desired to have “fun”. You grab the nearest knife and dragged it on the floor. “ hey lance, I know your in here! Come out and play, will you?” You head popped up under the bed and the room filled with screaming.

“HA! YOU FELL FOR IT!!!” You fell to the floor laughing. “That’s not funny (y/n).” He said. “That’s cause you didn’t see your face.” You tried to replicate the face he made. It was the most pathetic scared face ever. Lance could help it, he burst laughing. “Seriously, I LOOKED LIKE THAT?!?!” He said between laughs. “NO WAY! I’m beautiful.” He said wiggling his eyebrows. “What ever ya want, kid” you chuckled. You just noticed how he- NOPE NOT AGAIN. I DONT CARE AT ALL HES JUST A NORMAL PERSON! HES MY FRIEND. NOPE. “Hey, how come you keep blacking out?” You studdered. “NOTHING!!!!!!” You zoomed out of the room and hid behind a wall. “What are you doing here?” “GAH!” You screamed jumping up and failing only to see Keef. “Don’t scare me like the idiot.” You were steaming. “I-um” his face turned red. “What the hell happened to you?” You said sarcastically. He ignored you and walked away. “THAT WAS DEFINATLY NOT SUSPICIOS?!?!?!” You screamed. You decided you would ask Pidge about that later. You headed back to your room to finish the book you were reading.