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incorrectrengaquotes · 5 months

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Reiki: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Langa: Several traffic violations. Shadow: Three counts of resisting arrest. Joe: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Cherry: Also, that’s not our car.

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rosey-blog06 · 1 year

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I decided to muck around on the Incorrect Quotes Generator, and Here's what came out (Shadowhunter version)

(Website Link) Simon: What’s up guys? I’m back. Jace: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Simon: Death is a social construct. Magnus: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Alec: Oh, I’m always running Alec: The question is from what Clary: Jace and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Simon: *Sighing* What did Jace do? Clary: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Jace: Who wants a steering wheel? *The squad right before Alec's wedding* Magnus: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Issy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Clary: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Simon: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Jace, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE Clary: Can you keep a secret? Alec: Do you know anything about my life? Clary: No I do not. Good point. Alec: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Magnus: Oh, you’ve been? Alec: Once. In Monopoly. Jace: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Alec? Alec: … No. Issy: I do! Jace: I know, Issy. Issy: I’m sad! Jace: I know, Issy. Simon: You saved me. I owe you my life. Raphael: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed. Clary: Alec isn’t answering their phone Magnus: I’ll call Simon: Clary and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Alec: Hello? I had to change the names around for them to make sense so many times lmao

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unofficiallydemigodess · 2 years

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The Big Six during the Titomachy

Hera: We need to distract these guys

Zeus: Leave it to me *starts to be a goddamn hero*

Hera: These monsters have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Poseidon, Hades, and Demeter: *Immediately begin arguing*

Hestia: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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smokeclan-oc · 1 year

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ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator

Featuring Brambleclaw

With bonus Jaypaw with Rock and Stoneteller

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manadcampbellrpblog · 2 years

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ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator

Neah: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Mana: You're like 15 years old Neah: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

XD yes he will

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emilyrox · 3 months

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Charlie: Just be yourself.

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'? Charlie, I have one day to win Cherri Bomb over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Angel Dust: Couple weeks.

Husk: Six months.

Alastor: Jury’s still out.

Sir Pentious: See, Charlie?

Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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letsquestjess · 3 months

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Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?

Hunter: I'm depressed.

Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.

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abovethefoldd · 2 months

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Jack: *accidentally hits Davey in the face*

Jack: *trying to decide between ‘im fucking sorry’ and ‘are you okay’*

Jack: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Davey: What’s wrong with you?!

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do-not-call-me-sunshine · 4 months

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Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Will: You’re like 15 years old

Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!

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blinkinbrothershark · 2 months

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Jack, with all the newsies sitting in a circle around him: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Smalls: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Jack, in genuine awe: Outstanding.

Jack: This is what I’m talking about people.

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sanshinexx · 1 year

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Prequel to this disaster

aka more incorrect quotes with the bois because i cannot be stopped

[More can be found here]

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incorrectrengaquotes · 5 months

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Cherry: How did none of you hear what I just said? Langa: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Reiki: I got distracted about halfway through. Joe: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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gay-dorito-dust · 1 year

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Reader: name a more iconic duo then my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Adam, genuinely trying to bringing you comfort: you and me!

Reader, tearing up: okay.