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narniansteel · 4 months
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My Roman empire is that time this 13 year old girl threw an arrow so hard it went through a man's armor and into his chest 🙂
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Sheridan: I am not madly in love with the Minbari ambassador. Ivanova, skeptically: if you say so. Sheridan: this happens to be a perfectly rational amount to be in love with Delenn, I will have you know.
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opossumjournal · 2 months
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This is a scene from the fic I'm working on. Hermione and Draco plan to tell Harry about the research they have been conducting on bringing Sirius back from the Veil, but are interrupted mid dinner. I'm still working on this, so any critiques are welcome!
Ron Interrupts a Veily Important Conversation
"Hermione." She looked up at Harry. " If this is about what I think it may be about, then I know you have done your best, just as you do on everything else." Hemione stretched out her hands and took his, looking into Harry's eyes. She saw the sincerity and trust that only years of adventures and friendship could provide. "You are not one to do things by half measures. You are the closest thing I will ever have to a sister, and I know that whatever has you this wrecked about telling me, is something you have put a lot of thought into." After a gentle squeeze, Harry let go of her hands and leaned back in his chair. "So, will you tell me, or does my wonderfully sneaky boyfriend have anything to do with this?"
Draco had the decency to look abashed, Harry thought. "I will have to do most of the explaining, as Hermionie literally can't tell you. However, as you can see, she has contributed to this conversation with the vast amounts of notes." Draco gestured to the booklets bound by his bushy-haired friend and took a moment to sip his drink once more. Harry wasn't sure if it was to steal his nerves or to pause for dramatic effect. It was both, but it was meant to look like Draco had the upper hand in the conversation by being able to play the theatrical effect card. Harry felt a bit petty this evening and didn't want Draco to have the upper hand in this conversation. While it was confirmed that Draco and Hermione were some of the most intelligent people Harry had the pleasure of knowing, they weren't nearly as sneaky as they thought. That was how Harry chose to look at it, not that they thought him too oblivious to notice the nature of the books being requested and cruse broken. It wasn't like Harry needed his 3 years of Auror training to suss out that one; he had to apply his magic to every book along with Draco to convince the curses that it was to the House of Black's benefit to not to drain the magic of someone not in the family if they touched it. Merlin, look at what dating a Slytherin had done to him. 
"Do you mind if I clarify a few things before we go into what I'm sure is a lengthy discussion?" Harry said as he started dishing himself up a plate of another savoury meal provided by Kreature. A glass of water and a tumbler of Ogden's Finest appeared before Harry as he sat down with his roast and veg. Kreatre's knack for perfectly timed serving is once again in play. "I just have had a few things niggling in the back of my brain for the last few weeks of your newfound doggy behaviour." Darco and Hermione shared a look, good. "Firstly, I wondered if any of this had to do with the Veil."
"Harry-" Draco chimed in, a nervous edge to his voice. Just the way Harry wanted to play this. 
"Oh, I'm sorry, my love, I wasn't done yet. I wanted to know if your secret project had anything to do with the Veil, what with all the books we were cleansing. Draco was organising the list, but seeing as I had so much time in the vaults while Draco hunted down the texts, I couldn't help but take a peak at the newly important texts. Couldn't understand much, mind you, but the ones with pictures were quite illuminating." Draco's abashed look had turned into a completely blank face, with a slight blush darting up from his shirt collar and spreading lightly over his cheeks. Hermione, however, groaned loudly and dropped her head to the table. 
"My suspicions were confirmed when Hermionie went into her Academic Panic Mode, staying up late, ink-stained fingers, hair back to emulating a large eagle's nest." Hermione jerked up from this and gave Harry a glair. 
"You were keeping secrets; I get to be catty." Harry took a large bite of roast carrot to articulate the point. Draco realised that Harry was playing with them like a cat with a pair of mice and went back to eating. Spoilsport. Guess it was time to bring out the trump card.
"So then I thought, why would my partner and best friend since I was 11 hide something from me that has to do with the Veil? What connection do I have to the Veil? It couldn't possibly be Sirius, could it? Hmmm. What could possibly be so important it would turn two people who would never betray my trust into secretive sneaks? It would have to be pretty big, right?" 
"Okay, Potter, we get it; you figured us out. You can stop now." Draco sighed as he cut his roast into a diminutive 'proper manners' sized bite. 
"Potter, is it? I didn't realise we had returned to our old school rivalry." Harry joked, smiling at Draco from across the table. 
"When one behaves childishly, one will be treated as such," Draco replied promptly; his bites were so small that it probably only took two chews before he could swallow. Harry, the mature man he was, stuck his tongue out.
"I'm sorry we didn't tell you sooner, Harry." Hermione finished examining the wood grain closely and looked up, knowing her best friend was having a bit of fun but still didn't take the sting out of being chastised. "I hadn't wanted to get your hopes up. Should we not be able to—" Hermione gasped, her mouth locked shut. 
"Oh, come off it, Granger. You practise riddles for fun while drinking your morning tea, and you couldn't figure out a way to say that without activating the silencing charm." 
"What's with the hostility, mate?" Rons piped up from the door leading from the dining room to the hall. Draco started in his chair. 
"Circe's sake, Weasley!"
"No need to get your knickers in a twist, not when it seems like you deserve it."
"It was a bit harsh." Harry chimed in as Ron sat down on his side across from Draco. 
"You okay, Mionie?" Hermione rolled her eyes at her boy's antics. Draco was right; they had been practising skirting around the secrecy spell for weeks, trying to ensure that if Harry had questions for her, she could answer them. She nodded to Ron and emphasised that she couldn't open her mouth. 
"What's wrong with her?" Ron asked, confused with a tinge of panic in his voice. 
"She activated the Department of Mysteries silencing spell, the one we had been practising how not to activate, right Hermoinie? She won't be able to speak for another half hour or so."
"Why?" Ron asked around a large bite of roast, bits of meat falling back onto his plate. 
"If you must know, it was to give the Department of Mysteries employees ample time to retreat out of any position their slip-up may have caused, but I don't see how it was so pertinent a question it would be triggered. Hold on, didn't you have a date this evening? Why are you even here, Weasly?"
"If you must know," Ron smarmily stated in an oversaturated posh tone, "I live here and can come and go as I please. And the preparation match got cancelled due to the team coming down with a case of Doxy Fever. The team was using 100-year-old jerseys. That's the last time the Cannons won a game, but the boxes the uniforms were in had Doxie nests no one knew about. They brought the uniforms out right as the team changed; the whole Quidditch team got bit! Have a whole ward in Mungos set up for them, as all the managers and equipment maintenance blokes got a bit too. After finding out the news, Susan wanted to go home and have a night in with her Aunt. I don't think she wanted to go to the game that badly anyway, but I didn't think she was so upset about the Cannons that she would need to go home. I offered to take her out somewhere else, but she seemed instant she just wanted to leave."
"You are the biggest idiot I have ever met." Draco deadpanned and took a sip of his drink. 
"Where do you get off telling me that?" Ron, quick to anger, stood up fast from the table, causing his chair to fall back. 
"Susan wasn't upset about the Chudley Cannons you bellend; she was clearly miffed at your choice of the date location and probably whatever option you tried to come up with on the spot to make up for the night going to shit. My guess is you wanted to go to the ward and offer support for the team or some nonsense only a knobhead would think appropriate." Ron's ears pinked at the end. "I knew you were an idiot, Weasly, but I thought you would at least know that if a woman who had never shown fanatic levels of devotion to the worst team in England agreed to go to an event with you, you would have offered her the chance to do something she would find engaging as a thank you for even entertaining the idea of going to such an event in the first place when the worst date fell through. Not try her patience even more with frankly inappropriate levels of team spirit. She probably is at home right now going over your relationship with her Aunt, trying to determine if it's even worth it to train you into a halfway decent partner." 
Expecting an angered outburst, Harry and Hermione were expecting if the fact Hermione had leaned as far back in her chair as possible and Harry's firm grasp on Ron's shoulder to keep him from leaping across the table were anything to go by. However, to the shock of them all, Ron's face had drained of colour, and in a small voice, "She wouldn't do that, would she? Break up with me? I knew she didn't like Quidditch as much as I did, but the night wasn't so bad." Draco sighed as he, in a very un-Draco-like move, ran his hand through his hair in a most exacerbated way. 
"How many dates have you taken her on that were Quidditch related?"
"None. The season only just started." 
"Right, that's good; let me ask then. How much of the time that you spend with Susan do you talk about Quidditch?" Somehow, Ron paled further. 
"What I do?" Ron turned into Harry, gripping his arms tight. "I don't want to fuck this one up, Harry. I really do like her. I feel so comfortable around her that I can talk about anything. And she's brilliant, mate! Not in the way you are, Hermione. But like in a practical way. While on patrol in Diagon the other day, some bloke tried to steal from Borgin and Burkes. This bloke just running up Knockturn with Borgin running after him, trying to Incasorus him. And what does Susan do? She charms the Twilfit and Tattings sign so the scissors make a barrier across the Alley entrance onto Diagon and the ribbon to make a net and tie itself around the runner to the scissors. Faster than stink, she just magicked him into a net. How am I meant to impress a woman who can do that?" 
Harry slowly guided Ron back to his seat, passed the butterbeer that had appeared when Ron had dished up, and then, on second thought, handed Ron Harry's own whiskey glass. By now, Hermionie had gained control of her mouth again. 
"Ronald, you must show her how much you admire and care about her. Take her out for a drink and tell her what you just told us. Tell her how much you admired her at that moment and how you want to put the effort into it, but -" 
"Have the emotional maturity of a teaspoon?" Ron looked at his friend, quoting her. She had told him that the first time they were still in school together and the last when they had had an enormous fight leading to their breakup. It was funny now that years had passed; their relationship had become stronger now that they knew they were such good friends. Not even a truly awful relationship could stand between them wanting to support one another. 
"Actually, please do tell her that; I can only imagine that Susan would appreciate it after the night you tried to take her on," Draco quipped.
After sending Ron on his way with a bouquet of flowers charmed by Hermionie and a pair of diamond studs Draco had planned on giving his cousin Toks for her upcoming birthday, he decided he could find another Black heirloom for her. It was a shame Tonks had nothing to connect her to her Blak family heritage. 
Once the two had reconnected, Narcissa had taken to lavishing Andromeda with family jewellery, gowns, and robes. Tinkd was offered the same but refused due to her nature not being for the finer things. Draco had taken it upon himself as soon as he had access to the Black Vault to find something she may enjoy and take pride in. It was somewhat challenging as Draco didn't know much about his cousin. 
Still, with his de facto head duties, Draco wanted to bring the remaining respectable family back together and have something to be proud of. He couldn't do much with his Malfoy name due to their long line of dark lord supporters, but the Black House was ancient and noble. It could stand on its own merit despite the hit of having so many inbred dark lord supporters in recent history.
Harry, Draco, and Hermione took themselves to the library to finish their conversation after finishing with supper to finish their conversation with Draco's preferred stash of liquor, muggle whiskey, as opposed to Harry's, fire whisky. Dravo likes the smokey oak-aged quality without the burn that was always found in Ogden's; and all other magical whiskeys somehow seemed sweet.
"Shall I take it that we purposefully didn't return to our conversation while Ron was around?" Harry asked, sitting down on the couch across from the fire after filling his tumbler. 
"Hermione and I think it best to involve only the three of us at this stage. We may need Ron's and others' support during the ritual. Still, as of now, we believe it best to keep our activities as hush as possible as letting anyone know any of the goings on in the Department of Mysteries  is typically met with a memory wipe and a fast-track ticket to cleaning out the aurror holding cells for the rest of your carrier."
"Got it. In that case, I am honoured that you deemed my need to know." Harry smirked at the two, knowing they knew he wasn't upset. He worked in the Aurrors and understood the Ministry's inner workings. "So, we are rescuing Sirius from the Veil. How?"
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inevitably-johnlocked · 3 months
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Howdy! I love all your fanfic recs, and was wondering. Do you happen to have any recs in which either Sherlock or John accidentally get drugged, do the other has to take care of him?
Hi Nonny!!!
I do!!! Actually I have enough fics to publish an updated new list, so I hope these please you! They're not EXACTLY what you're looking for, but I hope you'll like them anyway!!!
Enjoy!!
DRUGS AND DRUGGING Pt 3
See also:
Self Harm, Danger Nights, and Drugs
Drugs and Drugging Pt 2
DRUGS / DRUGGING Pt 3
Once Upon A Time by ProfessorSquirrell (T, 908 w., 1 Ch. || Family, Snippets of Life, Romance, Sherlock’s Mind Palace, Implied Drug Use, Angst with Happy Ending) – There is a room in Sherlock's mind palace where nothing gets deleted. And it looks like this...
Upon This Throne by ifonlynotnever (T, 1,773 w., 1 Ch. || Pre-TRF, Angst, Romance, Sherlock’s Mind Palace, Introspection, Imagery, Pining Sherlock, Drug Use, Passage of Time) – Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.
changing tides by simplyclockwork (M, 5,983 w., 1 Ch. || Substance Use, Drug Relapse, High Sherlock, Sherlock Falls Down Stairs / Injury, Caring John, Drugs, Oblivious John, Hurt/Comfort, Angst With Happy Ending, Acceptance, Pre-Relationship, Addiction, Starting Over, Self-Destructive Behaviour, Drugged Hallucinations, Forehead Touching, Sherlock POV) – If Sherlock were to stop to think about it, he might wonder if he’s simply lonely. He doesn’t stop to think about it.
Abhorring the Dull Routine of Existence by ardenteurophile (T, 7,963 w., 3 Ch. || Stimulants, Humour, Friendship) – Or, a Week Spent on Artificial Stimulants. Sherlock overdoses on Red Bull, much to John's dismay.
There's So Much Labour Just in Breathing Lately by Susan (E, 12,708 w., 1 Ch. || Post-TRF / Mentions of S3 Events, Romance, Angst, Grief/Mourning, Grieving John, Mutual Pining, Meddling Mycroft, Therapy, Ambiguous Hopeful Ending, Infidelity) – The dreams he hated most – the ones that left him a sweating, shaking mess when he woke – were the ones in which Sherlock was just Sherlock. Laughing or drinking tea. Sitting across the table from him at Angelo’s eating pasta. Trailing his open hand behind him on the way to the bedroom. “C’mon, John. I’m about to have my way with you.”
Rupert Street by WritingOutLoud (M, 27,262 w., 9 Ch. || Alternate First Meeting || Case Fic, Sexuality, Demisexual Sherlock, Drugging, Smart John, Sherlock Has Internalized Biphobia, Fluff, Angst with Happy Ending, Gay Bar, Flirting, John Manipulates Sherlock to Eat, John Deduces, Arguments, Kidnapping/Torture, Hospitalization, John Whump) – Discharged from the war with nothing but the clothes on his back and a realisation of his bisexuality, John Watson has to learn who he’s become. He can’t afford London on an army pension, but the city is the only friend he has. In an effort to understand his newfound queer identity, he heads to a bar one night, where he stumbles across a mysterious stranger who turns his life upside down. ‘I dug around inside myself, and I'm not quite sure what I found, but it was beautiful and terrifying all at the same time.’
Domestic Matters by ohlooktheresabee (M, 29,404 w., 6 Ch. || Fantasy AU || First Meetings, Developing Relationship, Fluff and Angst, Domestic Fluff, BAMF Sherlock, BAMF John, Idiots in Love, Misunderstandings, Supernatural Elements, Implied / Referenced Child Abuse, Elf Sherlock, Human/Elf Politics, Emotional Abuse, Possessive Sherlock, Anxious Sherlock, Buddy Greg) – All flatmates need to work out domestic matters between them - who does the dishes, who takes out the rubbish, how often does the carpet need to be vacuumed - these are part and parcel of sharing a living space together. However, when you’re an elf and your flatmate is going to be a human you just met, this rather complicates things…Very loosely inspired by 'The Elves and The Shoemaker' by The Brothers Grimm.
Lucifer's Gardens by ampersand_ch (E, 32,679 w., 12 Ch. || Romance, Friendship, Friends to Lovers, Murder, Poison / Drugging, Mystery, John Undercover, Academic Club, Therapy, Rituals, Jungian Archetypes, Doctors & Physicians, Grief/Mourning, Esotericism, Hospitals, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Love Confessions, John Falls In Love With Another Man, Jealous Sherlock, Crying, Doctor John, Hand Holding, First Kiss/Time, Mysticism, Hugging, Touching) – John goes undercover for an investigation as a favour to Lestrade in a village in Suffolk. The events surrounding the case awaken deep-seated fears in Sherlock. While John begins to come to a realisation of what he needs in Lucifer's Gardens, Sherlock tries to find a way to reach John – in more ways than one. [TRANSLATION: GERMAN]
A Goose Quill Dipped in Venom by Polyphony (M, 52,748 w., 16 Ch. || Celebrity John AU || Alternate First Meeting, TV Host John, Supermodel Mary, Character Death, Mystery, Romance, Case Fic, First Kiss/Time, Meddling Mycroft, Drug Abuse, Doctor John, PDA, Deductions, POV Sherlock, Toplock, Sexual Tension, Angry/Rough Sex, Hopeful Ending, Asperger’s Sherlock) – Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective, is called in to a very ordinary although brutal murder. Something is badly out of tune with the whole scenario and Sherlock finds himself becoming more and more obsessed with the crime - and also with the victim.
Lunar Landscapes by J_Baillier (M, 57,046 w., 21 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || S3/TAB Fix-It, Slow Burn Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Confessions, Drugs, Pain, Medical, Injury, Sherlock Whump, Mental Health Issues, Panic Attacks, Romance, Secrets, Tragedy, Trauma, BAMF John, Doctor!John, Drug Addict Sherlock, Injured Sherlock, Grieving John, Idiots In Love,  Protective John, POV John Watson, PTSD Sherlock, Sherlock is a Mess, Medical Realism) – An accident forces John to face the fact that Sherlock's downward spiral had started long before his flight to exile even left the tarmac.
Spare Parts by Raina_at (E, 63,497 w., 10 Ch. || 24th Century / Futurism AU || Post TRF, Pre-TRF Relationship, Case Fic, Mutual Pining, Estrangement, Reconciliation, Science Fiction, Reunion, Nightmares, Angry John, Cybernetic John, Emotional Discussions / Heart to Heart, POV John, Scars, Past Drug Use, Forehead Touching, Emotional Lovemaking, Kissing, Apologies, Kidnapping, Rescue Mission, BAMF John, Bed Sharing, Top Sherlock) – Two years ago, Sherlock Holmes jumped off the roof of New London Hospital. Two months ago, he walked into John's clinic as if no time had passed at all. John hasn't seen him since. But then Sherlock knocks on John's door with a case he can't say no to, and while figuring out why the biggest manufacturer or synthetic limbs in the System is going after veterans, they also need to find out whether there's a way to fix what's broken between them. Part 1 of Realigning Gravity
Swallow the Night by ArwaMachine (E, 87,873 w., 15 Ch. || TSo3/Stag Night Fix It, TAB/S4 Divergence, Toplock, Mutual Pining, PWP, Drunk / Public Sex, Anal Fingering/Sex, Alcohol-Induced Amnesia, Everyone Knows Except Them, Emotional Love Confession, Demisexual Sherlock, Internalized Homophobia [John], Parentlock with Rosie, First Kiss, Drug Relapse, Infidelity, Texting, Masturbation, Oblivious John, Emotional Love Making, Angst with Happy Ending, Dreams and Nightmares) – “Do you know how long,” John panted, his cheek scraping against the wall, looking back at Sherlock through half-closed eyes, “I’ve wanted this?” Sherlock pressed himself against John’s back, biting at John’s ear. “Not nearly as long as I have,” he whispered.
Bakers with Benefits by Raina_at (E, 88,130 w., 14 Ch. || Great British Bake Off AU || Strangers to Lovers, Switchlock, Friends with Benefits, Mentions of Alcoholism / Past Drug Use, Banter, Flirting, Fluff, Light Angst, Semi-Public Sex, Past Sherlock/Victor, Mutual Pining, POV Sherlock, Obsessive Sherlock, John’s Bum) – Sherlock Holmes has a successful YouTube baking channel, but what he really wants is his own bakery. When an old friend sends him a call for the very first Great British Bake Off, he seizes the opportunity to finally win a sponsor for his bakery. Here's the plan: Win Bake Off, get the bakery, don't fall in love with the handsome Army doctor at the neighbouring station. Easy.
Northwest Passage by Kryptaria (E, 95,157 w., 27 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || Canadian AU || BAMF!John, Canadian John, PTSD, Anal / Oral Sex, Rimming, Emotional Hurt / Comfort, Drug Rehab, Falling in Love, Pining Sherlock, Love Confessions, Sherlock’s Violin, Panic Attacks, Switching, Anxious / Protective Sherlock, Hugs for Comfort, Suicide Mentions, Healing Each Other) – Seven years ago, Captain John Watson of the Canadian Forces Medical Service withdrew from society, seeking a simple, isolated life in the distant northern wilderness of Canada. Though he survives from one day to the next, he doesn't truly live until someone from his dark past calls in a favor and turns his world upside-down with the introduction of Sherlock Holmes." Part 1 of Tales from the Northwest
Drawn to Stars by Silvergirl (E, 109,272 w., 60 Ch. || S4 Compliant to TLD / TFP Doesn’t Exist, Sherlock’s Italian Adventure, Sherlock/OC and Johnlock, Jealous John, Mutual Pining, Misunderstandings, First Kiss/Time, Idiots in Love, 3 Part Story, Slow Burn, Inexperienced Sherlock, Bottom Sherlock, Introspection, Alternating First and Third Person POV, Separation and Reconciliation, Emotional Love Making, Love Confessions via Letters, Angst with Happy Ending) – After the Culverton Smith case Sherlock is clean, working, and looking for a romantic partner—since John has told him that’s what he needs. Shame John didn’t mention he was interested in that role himself, before Sherlock went off to Rome with a gorgeous Italian copper to try to fall in love and become a complete human being.  Part 1 of the Drawn to Stars series
The Lost Special: Family Matters (As Do Relationships) by  ShirleyCarlton (M, 144,688 w., 40 Ch. || S4 Fix It Fic / Meta Fic, Unreliable Narrator, John’s Mind Bungalow, Friends to Lovers, Happy Ending, Demisexual Sherlock, Holmes Family, John Whump, Gay Mycroft, Misunderstandings, Drug Addiction, Parenting, TFP is a Nightmare, Virgin Sherlock, Slow Burn, Minor Character Death, Switchlock, John’s Past, Sherlock’s Past, Eurus, Love Confessions) –Sherrinford is not really the name of some high security prison. That was just a figment of John’s frantic coma dream. And Eurus is not actually Sherlock’s sister. That’s just something random she said to John before shooting him. Sherlock and John were never actually estranged. That was just their act to cover up what really happened to Mary – or Rosamund Moran, as her real name has turned out to be. Sherlock does have a secret sibling, though, and his name is Sherrinford. After finally eliminating Moran – though in a rather dramatically different way than they had envisioned – and exposing the truth about Eurus, John encourages Sherlock to delve into his past and to find out whether the reasons to keep Sherrinford away from Sherlock were the right ones, and to discover what really happened in 1981. Along the way, Sherlock and John gradually, finally, stop keeping each other at a distance, and eventually become a proper family of their own.
Fallen Series by Belladonna_Q, mamishka (T, 222,094 w. across 3 works || Winglock || Angel!John, Angels & Demons, Faes, Christianity, Changelings) – In a world where myth, mystery, and the supernatural flourish beneath the veneer of modern civilization, Sherlock is a master of magic as well as science and deduction. But there are some things that he cannot see, riddles he cannot unravel, even when they walk right beside him in the form of one John Watson…
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wangxianficrecs · 1 year
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Meng Yao vs. the Board of the Homeowner's Association by Ariaste
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Meng Yao vs. the Board of the Homeowner's Association
by Ariaste
M, 119k, WIP, series, Xiyao & Wangxian
Summary: Two gremlins, their husbands, and the horrible HOA board. As long as nobody gets arrested for arson or murder, we're gonna call it a win.
Mojo's comments: Very funny modern au (all POV meng yao) wherein he and lan xichen are happily married and living in suburbia near a similarly happily married wangxian. Meng Yao only thrives when he can scheme, of course, and his shameless violence is aimed at protecting his hubby (whose tomatoes were violated by Horrible Susan of the HOA). Wwx is just happy to gremlin with his brother-in-law via late-night McDonald's warroom planning. Somehow, this turns them into accidental friends. Meanwhile, Lan family secrets start coming out ('secret' is a foreign concept to wei 'overshare' ying, heh) and it explains SO. MUCH. 9 works so far, series in progress. (9th work is 2/3.)
Excerpt: “Sometimes I just tell A-Yao things. They just fall out of my mouth.” Wei Wuxian spoons an alarming amount of marshmallows into his cocoa. “You understand, don’t you, dage? It’s just so easy to tell him things.” “I understand,” Huan-ge says. “I too tell him things often.” Meng Yao, sipping at the edge of the foam on his cocoa, pauses. There’s a… tone in Huan-ge’s voice. A setting-a-trap tone. “Yeah! Yeah, you get it.” “For example,” Huan-ge says smoothly, picking up the tray and straightening again, “after every time A-Yao and I make love, we shake hands and say, ‘Thank you for the orgasm, respected associate, it was satisfactory,’ and then I give his sexual performance a rating on a scale of one to ten.” Wei Wuxian freezes at the phrase ‘make love’. By the end of the sentence, his eye is twitching. Meng Yao keeps his face perfectly straight as Huan-ge walks out of the room with the tray tucked under his arm. “What’s the face for?” Meng Yao says, sipping cocoa. “Do you and Wangji not do that?” “Is this real life?” Wei Wuxian says, the paralysis melting away into distress. “Did this just happen? A-Yao, that wasn’t real, was it? He was just--fucking with me? Right??” “I beg your pardon? Have you ever known Xichen to be the sort to fuck with anyone?” Meng Yao takes another judgmental sip of cocoa. “I’ll thank you to not speak like that about my respected associate.”
humor, modern setting, modern no magic, meng yao & wei wuxian, jin guangyao & wei wuxian, pov jin guangyao, accidental therapy, accidental friendship, relationship development, hijinks & shenanigans, chicanery, fluff, domestic, family feels, adoption, bamf madam lan, bamf jin guangyao, gremlin wei wuxian, shameless wei wuxian, getting high, suburbia, feel good fic, @ariaste
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gywin97 · 1 year
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I’ve been re-reading some of my favourite HP fics as I wait for HL to come out, and I love how you can tell which house the author is in based on how they’re ‘fix-it’ fic goes:
Gryffindor
-          Massive, Avengers-style epic final showdown between Voldie and Harry
-          Golden Trio + Neville
-          “Harry no-” “Harry YES!”
-          Harry Potter / Ron Weasley have absolutely zero impulse control and it’s giving Hermione high blood pressure
-          Weasley Twins! Weasley Twins!
-          The Order is like 60% Weasley it’s basically gingers against fascism
-          Dumbledore is powerful but angry Minera McGonagall is terrifying
-          Sirius Black has more than five minutes of screentime.  
-          Remus Lupin is the one responsible adult in the room
-          “There’s no need to call me Sir, professor.”
-          Slytherins are all baddies, no redemption arc for you
-          Umbridge get’s GOT
-          *Draco makes a Weasel joke at Ron* Hermione: “You were literally a ferret.”
Ravenclaw
-          Harry visits the library and learns more spells than goddamn ‘expelliarmus’
-          Sassy!Harry, Smart!Harry,
-          The fuck kinda school is this??!?!
o   *See’s moving staircases* Really, right in front of my OSHA regulations?
o   So they’re really just letting anyone teach DADA, huh?
o   Susan Bones / Kingsley Shacklebolt shows up and lays down the law
-          Callouts for every plothole, and I mean EVERY plothole.
-          Someone notices the SOUL FRAGMENT living in Harry’s forehead
o   “Harry Potter must die” “Ok but have you tried literally anything else???”
-          Using magical gadgets (Time Turners, Sneakoscope, etc) and the Room of Requirement
-          Actual pagan rituals sprinkled in for flavor (Samhain, Yule, etc)
-          Witch  Wizard Wixen
Hufflepuff
-          Everyone lives / nobody dies, Happy Endings, Found Family
-          Characters actually sit down and deal with their TRUMA
-          “My cupboard-” “Your what?”
-          Harry is a sweetheart, polite to everyone
o   This includes Filch / House Elves / Goblins
o   no one can say no to his big green puppy eyes, sorry that’s illegal.
o   Snape/Minerva see’s Lily’s eyes and have emotions
-          Someone (Often Pomfrey) notices Harry’s abuse and takes action.
o   *Smacking Dumbledunce with a rolled-up newspaper* What! Were! You! Thinking!?
o   Harry gets adopted, and his new guardians are outside the Dursley’s house holding baseball bats.
-          You get a redemption arc, you get a redemption arc, EVERYBODY GETS REDEMPTION ARCS!!
Slytherin
-          Harry is a Slytherin / befriends Slytherins.
o   “Slytherin will never accept Harry Potter!” *Ten minutes later* “We’ve only had Harry Potter for a day and a half but if anything happened to him we’d kill everyone in this room and then the Dark Lord.”
o   Slytherin kids get personalities besides ‘mean’ and ‘henchmen’
o   Blasie Zabini is always a slut. I don’t know why this is universal, but it just is.
o   Theo Nott is always the nerd.
-          “So are we just gonna just not talk about the Chamber of Secrets or…?”
-          Fuck this, Fuck the Ministry, Fuck the Wizengamot, here’s 60 reasons why
-          BAMF Narcissa Malfoy
-          Harry gets a pet snake and regularly speaks Parseltongue
-          Severitus or Mentor!Snape:
o   Severus Snape hates James Potter but he hates child abuse more
o   “So I live with my aunt Petunia-” “Tunie?!?!”
o   The Eyebrow of Doom
o   Harry learning more about his mum than her eye color
-          Severus Snape ends up with a small pack of children following him around and he’s not sure how that happened but Merlin help anyone who fucks with them
-          Dumbledore call-out
-          It’s not dark or light magic, it’s just magic
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血腥淫荡和可悲
血腥、淫荡和可悲 https://ift.tt/cgtITK0 by MangoPomelo “依我拙见,男人只该是三种东西——血腥、淫荡和可悲。” 而且,如果那天是个好日子,德拉科·马尔福可以三者皆是。 在沙克尔具争议性的《和解法案》下,战争女英雄赫敏 · 格兰杰,和带着阿兹卡班纹身的战犯德拉科 · 马尔福被强迫结婚。他们在公开场合抵抗着这个配对和对方——媒体上气不接下气地报导他们那些的公开殴斗。 暗地里,深受创伤的德拉科对赫敏的关注感到高兴,并渴望与她缔结真正的婚姻——尽管她因被迫接近布莱克家族的魔法,刺激了那道贝拉特里克斯留在她手臂上、受诅咒的伤疤发炎。这一点提醒着她,为什么她永远不能真正信任或原谅他。后来,赫敏发现德拉科的血可以用来舒缓那道伤疤......而德拉科则愿意用他的血,来换取她的身体。 (战后的纯血政治、黑市的魔药大师、潘西 · 帕金森的职业生涯建议、马尔福们如何勒索赫敏在威森加摩里的反对派、不怒而威的纳威 · 隆巴顿追捕食死徒、放荡不羁的西奥 · 诺特充当德拉科的得力助手、克鲁克山在马尔福庄园里四处溜达。) Words: 10734, Chapters: 1/21, Language: 中文-普通话 國語 Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Susan Bones, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, George Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Cho Chang, Marcus Flint, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Original Characters Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson, Theodore Nott/Everyone Additional Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, marriage law, Forced Marriage, Post-War, Angst, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Pining Draco Malfoy, Morally Grey Draco Malfoy, Jealous Draco Malfoy, Possessive Draco Malfoy, Azkaban Tattooed Draco Malfoy, Morally Grey Hermione Granger, BDE Neville Longbottom, BAMF Neville Longbottom, Therapy Made Me Worse So I Started Writing Fanfic, 敌人到情人, 慢热, 婚姻法, 强迫结婚, 战后, 令人焦虑的情节, 创伤后遗症PTSD, 暗恋的德拉科马尔福, 在道德灰色地带的德拉科马尔福, 醋坛子德拉科马尔福, 具占有欲的德拉科马尔福, 带阿兹卡班纹身的德拉科马尔福, 在道德灰色地带的赫敏格兰杰, 不怒而威的纳威隆巴顿, BAMF纳威隆巴顿, 治疗让我变得更差了所以我开始了写同人小说, 中文翻译 | Translation in Chinese via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/d3ept9N April 19, 2024 at 09:49AM
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With the new f4 movie being underway do you think they'll do justice to susans powers? Because the last movies she was nerfed hard. I've only recently started getting into the f4 but sue is kickass. Until reading comics I had no idea the extent of her powers she can put bubbles in peoples head and make it bigger or make them blind or sheild her mind from telepaths like franklin and jean freakin grey. Why have marvel been sleeping on sue this whole time!
They better do her justice because she's a BAMF and people deserve to know.
Mark Waid did a good job of letting people know how kickass she is. Other recent writers also.
Now. I hadn't actually thought of this until you asked but i think Ultimate Fantastic Four deserves the credit for making the 616 version better. With UFF they were allowed to be more creative with her powers. UFF started in 2004 and if i was to look into it i imagine i'd either not find any or very few examples of her being an absolute QUEEN!
Wait. I gotta go and check something. Right. Okay.
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is from 2007. It's one of the earliest examples of her being a wee bit scary that i can remember.
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Ultimate Fantastic Four. I salute you.
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But now i am thinking. I'm thinking. When was Enemy of the State out because i am remembering something from that. 2004 it seems.
She did this in Enemy of the State #3 (Nov 2004).
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There'd only been like 7-8 issues of UFF at this point. Coincidentally Mark Millar wrote this and some UFF.
So. Yeah. Anyway. They have to nerf her in 616 because it's not fair on everyone else.
Sorry for rambling.
Third time lucky anyway.
EDIT!
I just read the very recent Fantastic Four #6 and
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She did that (don't ask how cos i'm just a blogger not a scientist)! She made some of the sun invisible to make darkness to kill bacteria.. or something.
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Fanfic Recs
One fanfiction recommendation for each of my fandoms on AO3!
If anyone wants a particular genre (Harry/Hermione, Merthur, Harry is raised by someone else, Percico, God Percy etc.) send me a PM or comment and I'll see if I have something!!
Harry Potter: The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer
I literally have no words to describe how incredible this fic is. Dark Lord Harry Potter usually has unreasonable descents into darkness, ridiculously perfect Harrys and breakings of friendships, but this one gives it a whole new twist. Harry as a dark lord in this is VERY believable and his relationships with Ron, Hermione, the other Weasleys and the DA remain as strong as in school and become better in fact. Teddy is adorable and Harry is a wonderful godfather. The struggle with his conscience on what he's doing, Harry's immense magical power, Hermione's in depth knowledge and Ron's advice and strategy and their teamwork, and the technicalities of being a Dark Lord are very well described. Gen, with no focus on relationships. It ends abruptly, and the emphasis on the title itself rather than the deeds of a Dark Lord is a bit weird, but it is AMAZING. Check it out!
2. Marvel Cinematic Universe: Never Odd or Even by memoriaeterna
Are you looking for something to heal you from No Way Home? Or in fact from Endgame, Loki or WandaVision? Featuring BAMF Peter Parker, redeemed Loki, Peter and Loki friendship, Irondad, Stephen and Peter friendship, Wanda and Peter friendship, good!Thanos and Hela (well, sort of, anyway) and time travel, this fic is IT. One of the best fics I've read. Purely gen as well.
3. Merlin: Seeds of Darkness by N16
A realistic Merlin fic beginning from mid-Season 5 that reveals Merlin's magic and has a happy ending? Surely not! What I really loved about this fic was that it didn't follow the 'Prophecies are BS! Arthur learns about Merlin and is immediately horrified about what he's done for 'destiny'' route. Arthur does confront Merlin about this, but it is a consensus that prophecies are something to be wary of, and that destiny IS a very strong force. With a lovely Arthur and Merlin friendship, a wonderful take on Mordred and his relationships with Merlin, Arthur and the knight, a fix of Gwen and Merlin's friendship, Gwaine and Merlin friendship, BAMF Merlin, and a realistic progression of wary-and-slightly-horrified-Arthur-and-knights to them accepting the magic, this fic is one of the BEST. Gen, with Arthur/Gwen.
4. Chronicles of Narnia: Grey England by Alara
This fic is a lovely incomplete piece of how the Pevensies adjusted to being children again and back from Narnia. A very realistic take on how they didn't lose the qualities that had made them the monarchs of the golden age, but retained their childishness and flaws as well. Lucy's struggles at school, the Pevensies' close relationship, the friends of Narnia and Susan's drifting apart are all splendidly done. Gen.
5. The Queen's Gambit: The Slav Defence by Skellypup
This fic is still in the beginning stages, and the first chapters are not very well formatted, but the premise is interesting. Time travel has given Beth an incredible opportunity, and her reconnecting (for her) with Mr. Shaibel, Jolene and Alma, and her struggles with her addiction are very relatable. Gen for now, with tags suggesting Beth/Benny later.
6. Song of Achilles: My Grave; My Heart by fouryearslaterdrabbles (Cheshire Cat Life)
A cute oneshot about Patroclus remaining beside the grave and interacting with gods who are now forgotten. Mostly Gen, but hints of Patrochilles (mostly pining).
7. Miraculous Ladybug: Strings Attached by macaronize
A light soulmates AU. Identity shenanigans, misunderstandings and heartache ensue. The resolution could have been better, but it was definitely a fun read. Marinette/Adrien, side Alya/Nino.
8. Sherlock Holmes (Downey Films): Marriage a trois by Sorrel
Maybe Mary Morstan/John Watson/Sherlock Holmes isn't everyone's cup of tea, but I love the relationship and I ADORE this fic. Both Mary and Sherlock are of course already in love with John, their falling for one another is gradual and believable and everyone's characterization is incredibly on point.
9. The Hunger Games: The First Rebel by Linquist
The first and only OC-centric fic I'll recommend in this list, because Cara and this story are amazing. A brilliant take on an alternate 75th Games involving relatives of victors. Cara is a character with incredible depth, and the other OCs - Kol in particular - strike true as well. This story is complete, with a sequel underway. Meant to be Gale/OC, but Gen until now.
10. Frozen: Chaste as Ice by Karis the Fangirl
Not a particular fandom of mine, but this story is really very good. Kristoff/Anna and their impetuous natures, Kristoff and Elsa's friendship, Kristoff's protectiveness over her and a discussion on the realities of being a female ruler. Just. . . Sweet found family fluff.
11. The Lizzie Bennet Diaries: Hypotheticals by Matril
Fanfiction within fanfiction! Lots of relationship fluff. Ingenious idea of alternate scenarios of what could have happened being discussed by the characters themselves. Lizzie/Darcy.
12. Carmen Sandiego: Saved For Memories by Rueitae
A fic exploring Player and Carmen's friendship. Player is kidnapped by VILE and the faculty's characterization is outstanding. The metaphor used for the rescue is heartbreaking, and it's always nice to see Carmen outsmart the villains! Gen
13. Descendants: you love a pretty girl with a twisted mind by meliebee
Headcanon of a fic detailing the growing up of the Isle kids. Rotten Four as family and BAMF Mal. Gen, with Ben/Mal at the end and slight Uma/Mal and Harry/Mal.
14. Enola Holmes: In Spite of Ourselves by Eienvine
Angst galore! Enola not knowing how to emotion, pining, lovely family moments with Sherlock and Eudoria and a good old kidnapping to resolve it all. Enola/Tewskesbury
15. Kane Chronicles & Percy Jackson: The Death God Alliance by Asilda
I can't recommend this enough!! This series is beautiful. Nico stumbles across the House of Life, gets a god inside his head, nearly sparks an inter-pantheon war and befriends Carter and Sadie. Featuring the big brother Percy we should've gotten. Gen. Later fics feature Percy/Annabeth.
Hope you enjoy the fics!! Reblog and comment!
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OK, so building that multiversal chaos sandwich so I may ship Death of the Endless and Susan Sto Helit.
So first major hurdle... Make two Deaths exist in the same universal plane. OK. So we have Death of the Endless, Thanatos.... The anthropomorphic personification of Death, who IS birth and death. Who carries the souls of the Dead into the afterlife.
Now Pratchett's Death is described as a servant of The Old High One known as Azrael, the Death of Universes and ruler of all deaths. OK he works for Death of the Endless, like a Lucienne to Dream. A reaper responsible for the literal act of Death. He is the Grim Reaper, who severs the living from life at their allocated time with scythe or sword. Save he could be responsible for Earth rather then the Discworld. If he needs a separate name, well there's always Bill Door 😅. He still rides Binky, he still loves kitties and let's totally bring Quoth the Raven over to be a friend for Matthew.
From then on, everything can proceed as normal. He can still adopt Ysabell, she still marries Mortimer and along comes Susan. Just like the books she's inherited her 'Grandfather's' gifts, but prefers to live as a human as a nanny or school teacher (Make her be one of Hob's teacher friends for the giggles). Now all that's needed is the meet cute with Grandads boss lady.
Death gets her very own BAMF Goth Mary Poppins, to be the deathling grump to her sunshine. Who truly gets her and her responsibilities. A lady love to call her own. 🖤
Well, that's that universal sandwich made... Now to feast!!
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/41498016
And what's this?..... PEPPA!!! by Crow_That_Loves_Stones A highschool chat fic with the Avengers! What kind of gay shenanigans will happen? In certain chapters, the teachers have there own group chat. (Aka it's just the sinister six) Also the name of this is from John Mulaney if you don't get it. Words: 703, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M, Multi Characters: Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Vision (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, Scott Lang, Stephen Strange, James "Bucky" Barnes, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Steve Rogers (Ultimates), Mobius M. Mobius, Jennifer Walters, Peter Parker, Johnny Storm, Susan Storm (Fantastic Four), Reed Richards, Ben Grimm, Max Dillon, Flint Marko, Otto Octavius, Norman Osborn, Green Goblin, Jim Hammond, Namor the Sub-Mariner, Wong (Marvel), Harry Osborn, Joe Fixit Relationships: Bruce Banner/Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Bruce Banner/Thor, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Jim Hammond/Namor the Sub-Mariner, Clint Barton/Scott Lang, Stephen Strange/Wong, Reed Richards/Susan Storm (Fantastic Four), Ben Grimm/Reed Richards, Peter Parker/Johnny Storm, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Otto Octavius/Norman Osborn, Harry Osborn & Peter Parker, Loki/Mobius M. Mobius, Wanda Maximoff/Vision, Ben Grimm & Jennifer Walters, Jim Hammond & Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner & Marc Spector, Patricia Walker/Jennifer Walters Additional Tags: Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Deaf Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov Is a Good Bro, Bruce Banner Has Issues, Dissociative Identity Disorder, Thor is Not Stupid (Marvel), Genderfluid Loki (Marvel), Everyone Is Gay, Everyone Needs A Hug, Bruce Banner Smokes Marijuana, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Alternate Universe - High School, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Brian Banner's A+ Parenting, Howard Stark's A+ Parenting, Odin's A+ Parenting (Marvel), BAMF Jennifer Walters, Trans Peter Parker, Trans Otto Octavius, Trans Male Character, Mental Health Issues, Past Child Abuse, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
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Whats built on ruins is meant to crumble
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/uDvNGwc by cygnettine Six months before their first democratic elections are held in the country, the British and Irish Wizarding World is shaken by a new catastrophe; an obscurial is ravaging the British Isles, terrorising the population and leaving behind himself destruction and devastation. Prime Minister Hermione Granger and auror commander Harry Potter have to try and contain the unknown and catastrophic threat to the population, whilst facing heavy personal accusations aimed to discredit their work and their integrity. They will be forced to ask for help a mysterious organisation specialised in handling curses -the Auxilium- and will have to learn how to cooperate with a handful of new peculiar individuals and getting used to work side by side with some old acquaintances. Words: 6610, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, James Sirius Potter, Lily Luna Potter, Albus Severus Potter, Teddy Lupin, Victoire Weasley, Original Characters, Original Child Character(s), Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Susan Bones Relationships: Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy/Original Male Character(s), James Sirius Potter/Original Character(s), Teddy Lupin/Victoire Weasley Additional Tags: Obscurus (Harry Potter), Curses, Obscurus child character, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Marital Strife, mentions of post-partum depression, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, References to Depression, Suicidal Thoughts, Prejudice, Homophobia, Swearing, Drinking, Violence, Drugs, Cigarettes, Political Rivalry, Civic Unrest, Guilt, Survivor Guilt, Redemption, Smut, Hurt, Hurt/Comfort, eventually, Hate Sex, Explicit Sexual Content, letting go of the past is a hard thing to do, big messy family that sticks together through advesities, They are trying, Everyone Needs A Hug, BAMF Hermione Granger, BAMF Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley is Not an Idiot, Harry Potter is trying his best, Good Parent Draco Malfoy, and he is stupidly in love with his husband, POV Multiple, POV Third Person, Not Beta Read read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/uDvNGwc
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Find You
by Nachtfrost_Rain Harry ne s'attendait pas à se réveiller après être mort pour la seconde fois. Bon, il ne s'attendait pas non plus à apprendre qu'il avait détruit un univers sans vraiment le vouloir... ni qu'il était apparemment une sorte d'entité cosmique au stade infantile... Enfin, s'il en croyait l'être qui le lui avait dit après s'être présenté comme Celui-au-dessus-de-tout ou plus simplement le Créateur. Words: 3786, Chapters: 1/?, Language: Français Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Young Justice - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Monster Hunter (Video Games), Batman - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: Multi Characters: Harry Potter, Jason Todd, Hermione Granger, Susan Bones, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Dick Grayson, Wally West, Donna Troy, Zatanna Zatara, Bruce Wayne, Barry Allen Relationships: Harry Potter/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson/Hermione Granger, Wally West/Susan Bones, Fred Weasley/Zatanna Zatara Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Crack Treated Seriously, Found Family, Reincarnation, BAMF Harry Potter, Protective Harry Potter, Protective Jason Todd, Possessive Jason Todd, no beta we just die, Harry kill people, but no one really care cause he kill pedophiles and assholes, A head was used as a courting gift via https://ift.tt/7j3t6Hu
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hey steph!! would you happen to have any more drunk/drinking fics? i adore them sm xD
thank you so much <3
Hi Lovely!!
I do I DO! And enough to make your request a new list!! Thank you!!!
Hope these please you! And if anyone has newer fics to add, as always, I welcome you to add them to the post!
DRUNK AND DRINKING JOHNLOCK Pt. 3
See also:
Drunk and Drinking Johnlock
Drunk and Drinking Johnlock Pt 2
Drinking Games / Hanging Out (Oct 2023)
Cute-Drunk Sherlock
Tipsy by katkin (T, 2,781 w., 2 Ch. || Humour, Friendship, Drunk Sherlock) – "I love everyone in this room," he announced proudly."I know you do, buddy," John replied "Which is why you're going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because you're a good friend." "I am a good friend!" Sherlock agreed.
There's So Much Labour Just in Breathing Lately by Susan (E, 12,708 w., 1 Ch. || Post-TRF / Mentions of S3 Events, Romance, Angst, Grief/Mourning, Grieving John, Mutual Pining, Meddling Mycroft, Therapy, Ambiguous Hopeful Ending, Infidelity) – The dreams he hated most – the ones that left him a sweating, shaking mess when he woke – were the ones in which Sherlock was just Sherlock. Laughing or drinking tea. Sitting across the table from him at Angelo’s eating pasta. Trailing his open hand behind him on the way to the bedroom. “C’mon, John. I’m about to have my way with you.”
Deck the Halls by itsalwaysyou_jw (T, 31,018 w., 24 Ch. || Advent Fic / Multiple One-Shots, Assorted Tags) – One Johnlock ficlet for every day leading up to Christmas. Who is ready for pining, first kisses, established Johnlock, and everything in between? This collection of stand-alone ficlets will have it all. 
The Hollow Woman by ScopesMonkey (M, 51,335 w., 22 Ch. || Post-TRF, Major Character Death, Mystery, Romance, Friendship, Family, Angst, Crime, Reunion, First Kiss / Time, Nightmares, Doctor John, Jealous Sherlock, Jealous John, BAMF John, Angry John, Dub-Con, Rough Sex, Bottomlock, Possessive John, Villain Mary, Open Ending) – Forced to return to London sooner than expected, Sherlock falls into a case too close to home. Part 1 of the Hollowverse series
Gold Rush by ShirleyCarlton (E, 71,783 w., 17 Ch. || Post S3 / No Mary, Friends to Lovers, Mentions of Past Sexual Abuse, First Kiss, Case Fic, Slow Burn, Alternating POV, Switchlock, Angst with Happy Ending, Marriage Proposal, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Abduction, Anxious/Insecure Sherlock, Miscommunication, Emotional Lovemaking) – John has divorced Mary and pops round to 221B one evening to find Sherlock in the middle of a case. As Sherlock tries to find the identity of a young woman’s stalker, John realises he can no longer deny his feelings for Sherlock – which then, to their befuddlement, turn out to be mutual. Shy kisses and tentative embraces ensue. But will Sherlock be able to cast off a shadow from his past that he thinks might prevent John from wanting to stay?
Swallow the Night by ArwaMachine (E, 87,873 w., 15 Ch. || TSo3/Stag Night Fix It, TAB/S4 Divergence, Toplock, Mutual Pining, PWP, Drunk / Public Sex, Anal Fingering/Sex, Alcohol-Induced Amnesia, Everyone Knows Except Them, Emotional Love Confession, Demisexual Sherlock, Internalized Homophobia [John], Parentlock with Rosie, First Kiss, Drug Relapse, Infidelity, Texting, Masturbation, Oblivious John, Emotional Love Making, Angst with Happy Ending, Dreams and Nightmares) – “Do you know how long,” John panted, his cheek scraping against the wall, looking back at Sherlock through half-closed eyes, “I’ve wanted this?” Sherlock pressed himself against John’s back, biting at John’s ear. “Not nearly as long as I have,” he whispered.
Bakers with Benefits by Raina_at (E, 88,130 w., 14 Ch. || Great British Bake Off AU || Strangers to Lovers, Switchlock, Friends with Benefits, Mentions of Alcoholism / Past Drug Use, Banter, Flirting, Fluff, Light Angst, Semi-Public Sex, Past Sherlock/Victor, Mutual Pining, POV Sherlock, Obsessive Sherlock, John’s Bum) – Sherlock Holmes has a successful YouTube baking channel, but what he really wants is his own bakery. When an old friend sends him a call for the very first Great British Bake Off, he seizes the opportunity to finally win a sponsor for his bakery. Here's the plan: Win Bake Off, get the bakery, don't fall in love with the handsome Army doctor at the neighbouring station. Easy.
Kintsukuroi by sussexbound (E, 91,823 w., 20 Ch. || S4 Compliant / Post-TLD, Grief / Mourning, PTSD, Internalized Homophobia, Therapy, Past Abuse, Alcohol Abuse, Nightmares, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Depression, Anxiety, Bed Sharing, Love Confessions, Cuddling, Suicidal Ideation, Masturbation, Minor Character Death, Sexting, Frottage, Inexperienced Sherlock, Rimming / Anal / BJ’s, Emotional Turmoil, Finding Each Other) – “I love you.” Sherlock sees the words hit John with almost physical force. He reels back a little, jaw twitching and eyes filling. “I love you,” he repeats, a little softer, a little more gentle, as earnest as he possibly can. Because they’ve been teetering on the brink of this thing for years, and it had become painfully obvious over the last few months that they were at a tipping point. This had to happen. Now it has. Now they can see where they end up. The tears in John’s eyes spill over, and he wipes at them angrily. “Do you even know what that means?”  
Definitions by siennna (T, 101,528 w., 12 of ? Ch. || Dev. Rel., Pining, Fluff and Romance, First Kiss, Love Confessions, Fluff, Cuddles, Girl’s Night, Texting, Virgin Sherlock, Drunk Sherlock) – Sherlock’s journey in defining his flat mate and stumbling through the muddled world of emotion.
Out There by DiscordantWords (T, 131,695 w., 10 Ch. || X-Files Fusion || Past Soldier John, Panic Attacks, POV Alternating Present Tense, Anxious John, Canon Adjacent, Deductions, Obsessive Sherlock,, Travelling, Sherlock’s Family, Jealous Sherlock, Mind Palace John, Awkward Flirting, Batting Cage, Kidnapped/Abducted John, Semi-Reverse Reichenbach, Worried/Anxious Sherlock, Hospital, Slow Burn, UST, Case Fic, Government Conspiracy, Aliens, UFOs, Mutants, Mutual Pining, First Kiss, Coma John, Forehead Touching, Hand Holding, Drinking/Bars, Past Jolto) – FBI Special Agent John Watson, medical doctor and army veteran, is assigned to assist eccentric genius Sherlock Holmes with paranormal investigations on the X-Files project.
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Sunshine and daisies
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by Anonymous
Sixth son of the Weasleys, another Gryffindor. Not really, the Hat made sure of that. Sometimes you are already brave and courageous you need other people in your life who pushes you to become better. Ron needs a house where he can flourish, not a house where he gets lost behind the Boy Who Lived. He needs a second family who find him good enough, who push him to actually work on himself, who see that he wants to achieve his dreams. Because Ron can't see that he is the sun, that others needed. For Harry he was until they fall apart then find each other again.
Words: 1828, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M
Characters: Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott, Ernie Macmillan, Justin Finch-Fletchley, The Fat Friar (Harry Potter), Wayne Hopkins, Pomona Sprout
Relationships: Cedric Diggory & Ron Weasley, Cedric Diggory/Ron Weasley, Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Susan Bones & Ron Weasley & Justin Finch-Fletchley & Megan Jones & Ernie Macmillan & Hannah Abbott, Harry Potter/Ron Weasley, Zacharias Smith & Ron Weasley, Harry Potter & Fred Weasley & George Weasley, Susan Bones & Ron Weasley, Seamus Finnigan & Harry Potter & Dean Thomas
Additional Tags: Hufflepuff Ron Weasley, Smart Ron Weasley, BAMF Ron Weasley, Hufflepuff Pride, Bisexual Ron Weasley, Minor Viktor Krum/Ron Weasley, Ron Weasley Deserves Better, Harry Potter is a Little Shit, friends to rivals to lovers, Hardworking Ron Weasley, Shy Hannah Abbott, Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags
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Book One (1): Sorcerers Stone
Book One (1): Sorcerers Stone by lem0nstrays
Harry and Co. read the first book.
CHECK THE MF TAGS
THIS BOOK IS REAALLLLY OOC
Words: 182, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 1 of Starting over. (H.P read the books)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: F/F
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Cedric Diggory, Oliver Wood, Nymphadora Tonks, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Andromeda Black Tonks, Regulus Black, Sirius Black, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Lily Evans Potter, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, Minerva McGonagall, Albus Dumbledore, Order of the Phoenix, Weasley Family, Dumbledore's Army, theres more but i a hvent got space
Relationships: Cedric Diggory/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Lee Jordan/Fred Weasley, Angelina Johnson/George Weasley, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Regulus Black/Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall/Poppy Pomfrey, Rolanda Hooch/Pomona Sprout, Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley, Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley, Susan Bones/Neville Longbottom, Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody/Kingsley Shacklebolt, Nymphadora Tonks/Charlie Weasley, Fleur Delacour/Bill Weasley, Harry Potter & Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape, Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas, Lavender Brown/Parvati Patil, Katie Bell/Angelina Johnson/Alicia Spinnet, Andromeda Black Tonks/Ted Tonks
Additional Tags: Characters Reading Harry Potter Books, Characters React to Fandom, Characters Reading Fanfiction, Good Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape Friendship, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Albus Dumbledore Bashing, Manipulative Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape is a Marauder, Protective Weasley Family, Protective Severus Snape, Protective Minerva McGonagall, Abusive Dursley Family, Harry Potter Has PTSD, Genderfluid Sirius Black, Sassy Remus Lupin, OOC characters, Insomniac Harry Potter, BAMF Harry Potter, Seer Luna Lovegood, Teacher Harry Potter, not really but the DA (changed to "hogwarts army" HA) See him as one, Reaction, I'm Bad At Tagging, Tags Are Hard
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45078721
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