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#Ten won’t stfu
glade-constellation · 9 months
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Currently have the DCA shimeji running around my screen and I’m losing it. Bloodmoon thought it would be funny to line up perfectly with Sun 😭 TSAMS is playing live on my desktop as we speak.
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thefavchilde · 2 years
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GENERAL RELATIONSHIP HCS: TIGHNARI !
Just because I felt like it. And to feed the simps. Which does not include myself. Not at all. Stfu.
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•If you’re a similar height or taller, he’s a clothes stealer. This is not restricted to just hoodies. He takes to any of your shirts. Especially crop tops if that’s your thing. Catch him in like a racer back crop top or something. He might even end up buying one for himself. Only the one though, or he’d be out of excuses to take yours.
•If your hair is long enough, PLEASE let him braid flowers into it. In fact, you don’t have a choice. It’s already in motion. And you cannot put it out of motion. He’s no braiding professional, but the flowers look oh so pretty. <333
•He’s not familiar when you first start dating- it’s not something he’s done before- but once he sees you doing it, he starts to really love painting his nails. Or, one better, you painting them. They chip easily because he’s constantly out in the wild, but he appreciates it nevertheless, especially if you’re understanding and patient enough to keep constantly reapplying it for him.
•He subconsciously leans into physical affection. He won’t go out of his way to initiate it, but if you’re the loving type he finds himself struggling to not admit to himself how much he adores it. It’s almost like a 6th sense after a while. Just instinct.
•Speaking of, it’s like he can always feel when you’re nearby. So in other words, good luck ever trying to scare or prank him. It won’t phase him in the slightest. You’re just setting yourself up for him to get you back later.
•If you’re holding hands, it’s ALWAYS the way that your fingers are intertwined. He’s got quite a tight grip without realising it. He cares about you a lot, and that’s just a subtle way he shows it. If you’re somewhere with potential to be unsafe, this is more evident. The last thing he wants is for you to be hurt.
•Alas, though, it’s inevitably going to happen at some point. He’ll take great care in patching you up and caring for your wounds, and will keep checking in once in a while and ask you to rate the pain out of ten in the days that follow. Asks you to let him know if it ever gets worse. He’s very naturally well prepared mentally, and so he always knows what to do.
•If you’re panicking over something, he’s good at calming you down, whichever way you may prefer him to do it. He picks up on it very quickly.
•He also picks up on when you’re tired a lot. Is immediately onto you about your sleep schedule and how you should go and rest as soon as possible. If you get stubborn with him you’ll very promptly find yourself being practically pulled into his arms and down onto the nearest couch or bed. This mf WILL make you sleep, you can count on that. Don’t even try that shit with him, you’ll get nowhere.
•Take an interest in his hobbies! He’s very happy to do the same for you, as he knows how appreciated it makes him feel to be listened to. He’ll remember all of the tiny details about you for a long time to come.
•You make him feel more at ease in crowded spaces. If he’s overwhelmed, sometimes all it takes is just for him to look over at you and remind himself you’re with him. It’s super sweet, actually.
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shitpostingsystem · 8 months
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i live in america and the education system is shit and we all know it. teachers don’t get paid enough. as the kid who fussed about a 92%, here’s my first world problems in the realm of public education:
the food is shit. you’re one bite away from food poisoning
round up. 9.9 is a ten you cowards
im asleep by 9:30, teachers should send out announcements before
teachers should let kids work ahead and not think it’s disrespectful. i get the material, now let me do it.
i don’t study except for spanish and have an A in all my classes currently. so long and you have all the info down you're good
i have friends who don’t have good grades. they don’t “take me down a bad path”. the other kids who have good grades are assholes and my friends aren’t
this goes out to people my age: please don’t use the word “autistic” as a synonym for stupid. i’m autistic and stupid, they’re different. plus implying neurodivergent ppl are dumb is a little ableist imo
stfu abt college, teachers. i prob won’t go and i might be a pharmacy tech making more than you ever will. should you be paid more? absolutely, but we live under capitalism.
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ritahayworrth · 2 years
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i was tagged to put my favorite playlist on shuffle and then post the first ten songs. thanks to lucie @ladyoftheharbour for tagging me 💘
ladies by fiona apple the only heartbreaker by mitski you are the apple by lady lamb i’d like to see the bad guys win by margo guryan stfu! (acoustic) by rina sawayama babooshka by kate bush the nowhere inn by st. vincent forgive me by chloe x halle raindrops by regina spektor oo by up dharma down
won’t be tagging anyone but if you wanna do it you can say i tagged you 🥰
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sentinelchicken · 2 years
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jaemmphilia · 5 months
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All this controversy going on rn is throwing me for a loop. I vote we all stfu and mind our own business 😚 I won’t say if I support or don’t support certain idols bc it’s just all too much and so extra for no reason. Everyone needs to take a deep breath and count to ten 😰
seriously. like who are you to tell him what and what not to do?
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Arthur taking care of his friends when they're sick? (specifically Leon but also anyone else you want to add)
Aww🥺
He pretends not to care when Merlin is sick, but he definitely lightens his workload and spends ALL day secretly worrying about him. He keeps him in his chambers if he can, making up easy chores that Merlin can do sat in front of the hearth. If the servant genuinely needs time off, he'll happily give it, and extra (but he begs Gaius to just tell Merlin that it was the Physician's idea to give him a week instead of three days). If Merlin is PROPERLY sick, like a very real possibility he might die kind of sick, he drops everything to stay in Merlin’s room with him. He helps Gaius out in the Physician’s chambers (and is actually kind of good at it) and puts Leon/Morgana in charge for the foreseeable future. The Council thinks it’s stupid but Leon/Morgana tell them to stfu.
When Leon is sick, Arthur has to like... force him to take a few days off. He actually threatens to write a law about it, and the only thing that stops Leon arguing is that he knows Arthur would actually do it and that’s just embarrassing. He doesn’t tend to look after him himself, just because both of them would find it weird, but he does send Merlin to check on him/take him things like ten times a day. Merlin never complains because it’s kind of cute, if a little time consuming.
For Lance, Percival, Elyan, Mordred he’ll just tell them to their face to take time off if they need it, and they’ll do what he says, because they’re not stupid. Again, he doesn’t take on the care-taker role himself, but he’ll ask how they’re feeling if he sees them, and sends Merlin/Gaius/Gwen to check on them perhaps slightly more often than is technically necessary.
If Gwaine gets sick... Arthur really wants to tell him to take time off? Because he secretly cares quite a lot about his chaos friend?? But he knows that Gwaine would just take it as a challenge or an offense against his stamina or strength or something. So he has to send in Gaius or Merlin to be the ones to check up on him, with explicit instructions to tell Gwaine that he’s too sick for training/patrols. And then when Arthur “finds out” about this, he just shrugs his shoulders and goes “oh well. Can’t help being sick. Best listen to Gaius though, he’ll give you an earful if you don’t do what he says. See you around.” and that works most of the time.
With Morgana it’s very similar to Gwaine, in that Arthur knows she can and will perceive him caring as some sort of challenge/weakness on her part. But instead of Gaius she’ll send Gwen to tell her to take it easy, and Arthur pretends he hasn’t even noticed that she’s been in her rooms for a few days. He might check up on her very briefly, but he won’t coddle her or bring her anything, just smiles and wishes her better soon and leaves again. He definitely stealthily checks up on her though, like he interrogates Gwen and Gaius and Merlin and checks with the kitchens how much she’s eating and asks her guards if they heard her having any nightmares every morning. Morgana knows exactly what he’s doing, and Arthur probably knows that she knows, but neither of them mention it because they’re emotionally constipated when it comes to Sibling Bonding.
Gwen is similar to the knights in that she’ll listen if Arthur tells her to just relax and take some time off, and Morgana really won’t mind, BUT similar to Leon in that he still sends Merlin around to check on her like a billion times a day though. He worries easy, and he also knows that she’ll start working again if she can get away with it.
Gaius never gets sick. Ever. And if he did, Arthur would panic briefly because Oh No, That’s Dad™, but is otherwise “Meh. As if the reaper isn’t too frightened of Gaius to even attempt to take him anyway.”. He’d probably give Merlin time off to help out around the Physician’s chambers more and look after him.
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Hope y’all enjoyed!!
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histcrias · 3 years
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super rich kids masterlist
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— pairing: jean kirstein x fem!reader
— genre: modern!au, crack, fluff, angst
— status: discontinued
in which y/n l/n attends a prep school for new york’s elite, st. paradis, and in the middle of her senior year her parents decide to arrange a marriage between herself and her previously declared enemy, jean kirstein, for the betterment of their companies, of course. and while that’s problem enough, an anonymous account shows up and begins exposing her every move.
y/n + friends — jean + friends
chapter one: leaving the country
chapter two: no i’m elizabeth
chapter three: dramatic ass
chapter four: the delete button
chapter five: weird as hell
chapter six: fucking shaggy
chapter seven: joe mama
chapter eight: stfu jean
chapter nine: he’s a killer
chapter ten: oh snapple you is fine
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( ask or comment to be added )
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author’s note: ok OBVIOUSLY this is hugely inspired by gossip girl, so i take zero credit for that lol! but i’ve had this idea forever, but just barely got around to doing it lol! i have this planned better so hopefully i won’t quit halfway through again lol! super excited for this hope u r too 💪💪
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omar-rudeberg · 2 years
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[“mi cotufita” started sharing their screen] by disruptedthesky / @omar-rudeberg​
Rating: E
Word Count: ~60k (complete)
Summary:
mi cotufita (noun—possessive); 1 in Spanish: my little popcorn (affectionate). 2 to Simon: Wille.
(9:16) Maybe next time we won't screw up and we can actually do some screwing
(9:16) Wille.
(9:17) Of each other.
(9:18) Wille you did NOT need to clarify that I knew exactly what you meant, jesus CHRIST on a crouton
After the… unique start to their relationship, Wille and Simon only have each other in the flesh for a single semester at Hillerska before they have to endure the entire summer break apart. Again. But the distance between them this time is infinitely more torturous, because now they know exactly what they're missing.
(Or, 5 times Wille and Simon fail spectacularly trying to virtually get it on and then how 1 night changes everything.)
A hopefully hilarious—then frankly filthy—unofficial fan-sequel to call me up late by @royalwilmon.
Read on AO3:
chapter one: “fml”
chapter two: “wtf”
chapter three: “stfu”
chapter four: “omfg kmn”
chapter five: “ikr”
chapter six: “ily (cmul irl)”
chapter seven: “u up”
chapter eight: “wya”
chapter nine: “brb”
chapter ten: “c u soon”
chapter eleven: “omw”
chapter twelve: “loml (epilogue)”
🍿🍿🍿
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glade-constellation · 9 months
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TSAMS : * Hands me Lunar as a character *
Me : Ah yes, an extremely relatable character, more please!
TSAMS : * Slaps some emotional dissociation on them *
Me : NO WAIT GO BACK-
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play-exy-be-sexy · 3 years
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the foxes roles in the gc
Neil:
Replies when necessary or if he is in a good mood.
It's always short replies.
If it's an ongoing conversation he'll say one thing and then leave.
It usually goes something like this:
"Oh! Neil's active, hi Neil!"
"Hi, I agree with Renee."
...
"Wait, did he leave already?"
Andrew:
You probably guessed this already but he never answers.
Even if the question is directed at him he won't say anything.
Occasionally you may get a yes or no.
Or he'll like the message but that's it.
The poor foxes will always get their hopes up when his little texting bubbles show up.
But he literally just key smashes to make them think he's going to say something.
Asshole, yeah we know.
Neil finds it funny so Andrew keeps doing it.
Kevin:
Kevin won't engage in "meaningless" conversation.
If the messaging is about exy, he'll always be one of the first to answer.
But as soon as it turns to something else he's gone.
Unless it's to correct someone's spelling mistakes.
He never fails to do that.
He's constantly messaging the foxes reminders and updates and their schedules.
He texts very professionally though.
Like it's an email.
He doesn't abbreviate or anything.
Grandpa Kevin
"Good morning, a reminder to be at the gym in 10 minutes dressed and ready. Neil, if you forget your water bottle again you're running ten extra laps."
"We have a game in two days, night practice at approximately 10 p.m."
Aaron:
Aaron is worse than Andrew.
He will answer questions directed at him but only if they are very very recent and he happens to be on the group chat.
King of thumbs up
and
"OK"
Nicky:
Nicky is singlehandedly keeping the group chate alive.
He's that one person in the group chat who's constantly sending TikToks, Instagram posts, recipes, people he finds hot, Pinterest inspo boards, etc.
He's steering the conversations.
He's starting them back up when it starts to die.
He's sending cat memes 24/7.
He's ranting at 3 in the morning when no one is active.
He's giving everyone a play by play update on his day.
He's doing it all.
And we love him for that.
The others may complain about it, but they actually enjoy it.
And they know it makes Nicky happy to have people listening to him, especially when those people are his friends.
Plus, he just really loves texting and the internet.
Matt:
All the upperclassmen are active in the gc, including Matt.
I mean, it was his and Dan's idea, so they kinda have to be.
Matt types like this:
Y do u h8 me, Kev?
"Maybe, it's because you type like you are incapable of spelling out 'you'."
He's also the local meme provider.
Any kind of meme you want, Matt probably has it saved in his camera roll.
LOTS of exy memes.
He saves those for when Neil or Kevin haven't been saying anything for a few days.
Sometimes he'll get scared to send one.
So, he runs it by Dan first.
She always tells him to send them.
He's very good at finding funny and fitting posts.
Dan:
Dan is probably the most active on the gc, other than maybe Nicky.
But the foxes tend to answer her more.
No offense to Nicky...
Her captain-y privelge transfers to text too ig.
Dan will send the gc good morning texts, reminders(ones Kevin forgets about or isn't to be bothered with), articles about the foxes, workout videos, etc.
She loves sending compilations to the group chat.
Like:
"10 Times Neil Josten Flips Off teammate, Kevin Day."
"Or Matt Boyd and Dan Wilds Cutest on Court Kisses."
"Dan didn't you mean to just send that to Matt."
"NO! I thought you all would like it!"
She also sends them not so fun things.
If a bit of bad press is released she is the first to know and immediately sends it to the gc.
Also things like:
"Traffic on the way 2 court is bad, leave early."
"Crazy man on the corner by the parking lot, be careful!"
Dan is the group chat mom and we love that for her.
Allison:
Allison will not start conversations but she is always a part of them.
LOVES to start drama in the group chat.
and talk about gossip.
"did you guys see what neil was wearing today?wtf*puke emoji*"
"Allison, I can see this."
"good, maybe you'll listen to me then.*kissy emoji*"
She likes to text just in emojis sometimes.
Lots of kissing emojis.
And middle finger ones.
She also sends selfies when she feels like it.
Or when she likes her outfit.
"Allison we don't want to see your slutty outfit."
"stfu nicky, ur just jealous.*middle finger and kissy emoji*"
She doesn't type in uppercase.
Kevin is appalled.
Overall, she's a pretty standard group chat member.
But add some *richness*
Renee:
Renee does her best to stay active on the chat.
exy and non exy related conversations.
She tries to answer every one, like the sweetheart she is.
She likes to send cute things.
and motivational things.
or aesthetic pictures.
"I thought you guys would like this picture of a baby goat, have a good day!"
She tries to send good morning messages every day.
sometimes she does, sometimes she doesn't.
She tries, that's what matters.
A lot of the time the conversations are just her and Nicky.
Like in real life, she is usually the mediator when things get heated or bad.
"Allison, was the emoji really necessary?"
"reneeeee, babe, we are supposed to be on the same team!"
If she knows someone has a test or something important coming up she'll message them "good luck" on the gc.
Mainly so the others will do the same.
"Good luck on your test, Aaron!"
"Oh, yeah! You got it, man!" (Matt)
"If you pass, we can skip half our laps:)" (Dan)
"No, we will not."(Kevin)
"Literally, no one asked you Kevin."(Andrew)
"Whoa! Andrew said something!*excited squealing*" (Nicky)
*Andrew Minyard has left the group chat*
*Renee Walker has added Andrew Minyard to the group chat*
Wymack:
Matt added Wymack as a joke.
As soon as Wymack saw what it was, he left.
Nicky had the nerve to add him back though.
"Add me to this shit show one more time and I'm signing you all up for five marathons."
*sends an article about all upcoming marathons*
*Matt Boyd has kicked David Wymack out of chat*
I think this is my first super long post in ages! It started as a little post but I got inspired(which hasn't happened in a very long time either!). Anyway, I hope you like it! Also, I'm sure this has been made before so if you have done this I promise I didn't steal your idea:)
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m4r13l3y · 3 years
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Secret // r.l 
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Warnings: muggle/modern!au, fluff 
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You sat infront of your favorite coffee shop, drinks on the table in front of you while your head leaned on your boyfriend’s shoulder.
The two of you laid in silence, both having one earphone on and listening to the playlist you’d made together, only ever hearing the London weather wind as it stirred the fallen tree leaves. 
You leaned forward from your place to take a drink from the iced coffee you’d previously ordered, its coolness quickly spreading through your body as you did so. 
He must’ve noticed the goosebumps that formed on your arms as he swiftly took off the jacket he wore and motioned it towards you. 
You shook your head at him. “You’ll get cold Rem.. and won’t someone see that it’s yours?”
“I’m warm-blooded, it’s fine, really take it.” Remus replied, still holding the sweater out “And I’ve only worn it once, and even if I’d worn it ten times, he wouldn’t notice.” 
You chuckled at his, very true, statement and hesitantly took the earbud out to quickly zip up the surprisingly comfortable brown sweater, standing up momentarily to even out the fabric as it was much bigger on you than him. 
You were unable to see, your eyes directed downwards, as he stared at you in complete awe seeing you in his clothes. 
The boy knew he would never get used to the sight, no matter how many times he’d seen it before, whether it had been a shirt or his shorts when you had snuck over to his house, he still couldn’t fathom the thought and sight of you in his clothes. 
“You look beautiful,” he said. “you are beautiful.”
You met his gaze with a smile, walking towards and kissing his cheek as you sat back down to hear the vibrating from the notification of your phone.
‘Dinners ready, please come home’
“It’s my mom,” you picked up the device. “Wants me home for dinner.” 
“I’ll walk you.” Remus quickly picked up his backpack from the concrete and stood in front of your figure. 
A smile formed on your face as you nodded and grabbed your own belongings, “Let’s go then.” 
As it was before, the walk to your residence was comfortable and silent, having your hand held by the boy you loved most as you walked down to your residence.
“I like the way your hand fits in mine,” Remus spoke suddenly, and if you would’ve looked at him rather than down at your shoes to hide the smile that formed, you could’ve seen the nerves on his face from the contemplation of saying it for a while now.
“Thank you,” you replied once you regained courage, looking up at his tall figure. “You look really handsome in it too”
He didn’t reply, he never knew how to take a compliment, but Remus blushed in reply.
God he really was the loveliest boy you had ever met.
You still stared up at him with a smile whilst you walked. “D’you think we’re awkward” 
“We’ve only dated for some months, six to be exact,” He chuckled, “I think we’re allowed”
The two of you made your way back laughing every now and then. “Well this is me” your feet planted in front of your house, “do you want the sweater bac-“
“No no” Remus interrupted you. “Keep it, I’ll see you tomorrow?”
“Yea” you smiled, reaching your arms up to hug him and give him a kiss, though it was short-lasting since a certain someone couldn’t see. At least not yet. 
“I’ll see you tomorrow”
“Call me!” He yelled once you opened the door. “If you want!”
“I will!” You waved goodbye with a smile and shut the door.
“Was that a boy I heard?” Your brother teased, walking into the living room and dropping onto the couch. Too stupid to check the window and just see.
“Mom! A boy walked y/n home!” He yelled from his place.
“Shut up James.” you walked past his slumped figure with a smile, happy that your elder brother was very oblivious to many things.
Especially your secret relationship with his best friend. 
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losersclublol · 3 years
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kinda weird and odly specific (fem) stozier bff head cannons !!!
stan has only ever let her bare feet out around richie
they quote the twins from like that one snl sketch. wait lemme specify. this one and they quote all the john mulany ones. like “we’re so close we finish eachother..” “off”. “his bootys real” “but my personality is fake”
they do those smule duets together and it’s a hot fucking mess but kinda good???
stupid. fucking. tiktoks.
so many
richie insists that they only do like one but they’re both on a friendship high and end up making like 20 and they’re all messy yet funny and good
a few of them blew up
cause why wouldn’t they. like you take richie, an actual comedian, and stan, an actual comedian who just won’t get paid for it. and you get comedic genius with the right amount of fruityness
ew no but matching pjs at sleepovers omg
sleepovers would either be like “we need sleep but you’re at my house” or “almost breaking something whilst having an amazing time and oh wow how did that get in your hair”
stan does richies hair at least once a month and she keeps telling richie to just do her hair like this and it’ll look this good all the time and richie keeps saying she will but noooooooo she doesn’t cause she’s a little dirt girl who has to look messy
they make the weirdest but best snacks together (i used to dip cabbage in lemonade, it was bomb)
they make little cooking videos/vlogs but it’s just stan looking tired and doing a good job, richie getting lost and confused and both of them losing everything they put down
“anyway now we need the spatula to mix it all up… where is the spatula” “how tf would i know dumbass you had it last” “okay don’t be mean stancy but seriously where is it i just had it” “bro i don’t know just retrace your steps or something idk… wait no where tf is it it’s not here” “see what i mean???” *confused looking* “omg where is it” “it’s gonna burn !” “no ! we made that together ! where is it !!!” *even more confused and stressed looking* “I DONT KNOW “ *harmonised screaming* “wait no no no it’s fine i’ll just turn the heat off for now” “oh thank god you’ve saved us,,, wait nvm no need i found it !” “where was it?” “oh the counter right next to us” “omg”
they’re the only ones who can see each others like ugly cackle only for bff snorty loud yet so silent laugh (please tell me you know what one i’m talking about)
the amount of times they’ve gotten in trouble for laughing so much omg
one time richie made them “hold hands” with their feet
she got punched but she got a picture so it’s worth it
their contact photos for eachother are the both best and worst pictures they have of the other
no other losers can see them
stozier eyes only
they definitely had one of those joint bff instagram accounts when they were like 12
omg musically
they had a shared account on musically too and it is the best thing ever made
HOLY SHIT ITS A GOLD MINE
“honey you already know i’m the slomo queen” and it’s just them doing some stupid ass spin with glasses on or something
stan has glasses
reading kinda glasses not like richies blind ass ones
omg no stan being farsighted is so funny to me tho i’ve thought about it before
like she can see birds like a mile away but walks into every fucking pole ever
she just can’t see them (how?? idk)
they share clothes
obviously
but when one of them comes over to the others house for a sleepover they just immediately change into whatever clothes is there
shared wardrobe
y’know my dad once put on my sisters jeans and they fit
sorry back on topic
i hate to be the one to say it but
they were each other’s first kiss and you can not tell me they weren’t
it’s up to you how it happens but it did
stans scared of spiders and richie takes advantage of that as much as possible (within reason she’s not an asshole)
she used the like spider on your face filter r to scare stan and it worked
she horror screams every time
THIS MASSIVE FUCKING SPIDER JUST CRAWLED OVER ME AND ITS LOST WTF
no no no fuck this no no
FUCK WHAT THE FUCK FUCK OFF NO
kms
i meant “i’m” but like yeah sure
anyways i’m sleeping downstairs tonight
they make up insane stories about stans bat mitzvah bc they were the only losers there
they shoot the straw wrappers at each other no doubt
have been mistaken for a couple too many times to count
they hold hands when they’re out and about (cause stan feels anxious and needs constant reassurance that she’s not gonna be left alone, also cause bffs)
they’ve got like ten of the bff necklaces and bracelets
like those wee bacon and egg ones that have the words “best” and “friends” on it
(stan got the bacon one)
they’re both lactose intolerant but have ice cream dates
whenever they have like picnics stan always brings perfectly cut fruit and nice sandwiches and food and stuff and richie brings all the snacks that they both like
stans like the mum who makes the cute little bentos
soup making omg
they’ve 100% cosplayed like heather chandler and veronica and like oh god i don’t wanna say it but bakudeku HDHSJXBHXHAJSNSN
i’m sorry but it’s funny
it was unintentional at first tho
richie was doing the deku voice for a tiktok and stan was telling her to stfu and people ran with it
WHY IS THAT SO FUNNYHXVSHXB BHSKSMSM N JEJNS
they’ve definitely ugly cried together
well of course
but it still had to be said
and like cuddles awwwwww
also they genuinely love eachother
whether it’s romantic or platonic they are like soulmates to me
well to me all the losers are soulmates but stozier are just the ultimate best friends
okay y’know what i’m gonna end this here
also i have no clue how to do the read more things apologies
oh and if anyone has any tips on how to do it in the mobile that would be so appreciated !!!
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jjuzoir · 3 years
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Tendou Relationship HC’s
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A/N: s-spare fluffie tendou sir 🥺 hes just so... soft and his backstory makes me 😔🤚🏻 i needed me some tendou loving and that’s final❕ i just can’t shake the idea of soft tendou who’s so happy and excited about having a s/o he’d move the world around for you ❕i am the CEO of the soft boy agenda and i will not explain myself further.
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— Let’s get it out of the way, Satori loves you to bits. He’s grateful every single day that he’s got you, someone he adores, loving him back.
- He thinks any relationship should be fun, so he tends to be goofy around you — joking around whenever you’re on dates or trying to get you to crack a smile, he thinks that you look the best when you’re feeling good.
- After years of hearing shit about his appearance, Tendou is self conscious about his looks - which often leads to a lot of self doubt on his part on the relationship. Do you really want to date a guy who looks like him?
- In a way, he really doesn’t like bringing his negative thoughts and emotions into the relationship which can often lead to a lot of tension when he starts distancing himself when he gets self conscious. You’ll definitely need to be the one to reach out to him in those moments, but as he grows more comfortable in the relationship - that you actually do like him and aren’t dating him because you feel bad or whatever - these moments become rarer.
- He’s a guy who needs a lot of reassurance at the start of the relationship, he doesn’t want to fuck it up and he’s really not had much experience so please guide him!
- He reacts very well to praises and nicknames, he’s a goner when you call him “honey” or “babe” and he loves calling you “pup” or “love”, it makes him giddy.
- One of the things Tendou is good at is reading people’s emotions, so there’s really nothing you can hide from him; he’ll always be alert on how you’re feeling and isn’t afraid to confront you about it and try solving the issue.
- From a young age Tendou realized that it’s best to be upfront with yourself, there will be no positive results if you just take what’s given - sometimes you need to take the first step towards change; it’s a philosophy he carries around with him everywhere, including your relationship.
- You two rarely fight, but arguments do happen but they’re always solved because of how Tendou views conflict. He knows how to keep a level head in most situations too, so if you happen to be a bit more on the emotional side he offers a kind of good balance.
- He’ll naturally take on a protective role, he might not be able to literally protect you physically all the time but he’s always there if you need to talk (so please be there for him too!). You can come to him about anything on your mind, and while he’ll never pressure you to come to him, he’s more than happy to help.
- Loves having you hang around his friends, especially the VBC. Seeing two things he treasures; volleyball and you mix, makes him feel happy and safe. Will absolutely give you heart eyes as you talk to Ushijima, especially if it’s about him.
- Talking about eyes, he loves watching you; not in a creepy way, though. He’s just kind of entranced with the way you move, how you manage to make writing look so fun - the way your wrist flicks when you start to write a new sentence, the way your eyes look when you see something you like, it’s small things like that he remembers by heart and treasures.
- Oh god… his memory, there’s nothing he won’t remember to the point it’s embarrassing. In a way, it’s good because he remembers every important date and detail (you can literally ask him for your mother’s birthday and maiden name and he’ll get it right) but it also sucks because nothing goes past him — he’s not above using stupid accidents as always to tease you.
- (probably celebrated the first time you fell asleep and drooled on him because, and I quote, “It shows how much his presence soothes you” in front of your friends (he made you a drawing of your drooling face as a gift stfu))
- He’s self conscious about his looks so his clothes tend to be kind of big to cover how skinny he is for his height, so that mean you have like ten new hoodie dresses because oh boy - they’re big on him and he’s a giant so if you’re smaller than like 5’7 that’s a gown babe.
- Satori likes seeing the way you look wearing his stuff, it’s fun for him to see you basically drown in his clothes (he kept asking where you went when you were wearing a particularly large hoodie of his).
- He doesn’t just tease you though, he’s surprisingly soft with you — he’ll send you like three paragraphs at 3AM about how grateful he is for you. He probably also sends you a good morning and good night text, he never misses a day - it doesn’t matter how tired he is, he always sends you a little “Good night ily” text!
- Tendou gets so gooey and soft when you’re around, it feels like he gets to be himself again. He really values your opinion, you never judge him for anything, you’re fair, and nice and he can’t help but admire you. Being with you kind of makes him want to be a better person.
- Don’t get me wrong, he’d still absolutely tease the living hell out of you - he likes seeing the expressions you give him when you’re annoyed or find something he said amusing, but he also likes the tender moments.
- He really likes having his hair played with when it’s not been styled, Satori would be willing to walk around town with butterfly clips and colored hair ties if you styled it a certain way. He couldn’t care less what it looked like, he finds it funny and cute so make sure you’re not going on a date because he will wear those little pigtails you put on him.
- Definitely not a jealous guy, he might be slightly insecure about being with you but he trusts you to hell and back, but he’s kind of possessive. He thinks you’re too good for him and he’s scared you’ll eventually think so too, so when he sees someone being too friendly with you he is on guard, he’d never do anything but if he sees that they’re making you uncomfortable or things are going somewhere they shouldn’t he isn’t afraid to but in.
- He’ll just throw an arm over your shoulder and rest his head on the other, he won’t say anything other than a cheeky hi and let them keep talking themselves into a hole. He’ll just stare at them, it doesn’t matter if you start tugging his sleeve, he’ll stare at them - open eyed, doing all he can to appear as intimidating as possible. If the person questions him he’ll just laugh and tell them he’s your boyfriend with a smile; Hopefully they get the message by then.
- He’s a sucker for sudden-surprise dates, he’d text you at 2AM asking if you want to sneak out to a park and go stargazing, if you’re asleep he’ll probably drag one of his friends’ out and snap a few pictures and poorly edit you in them and send them to you alongside a cute message about how fun it was and how he wants to do it with you eventually too.
- His favorite dates with you are the ones where you two just walk around town until you find something fun to do, hell - even if you both don’t find something fun to do, he likes being around you that walking next you while talking about anything suffices.
- You’ll definitely be getting weird calls from him at random hours too, he’ll see something that reminds him of you or think about you and he’ll just want to chat. It could be things from a bunny he saw that he thought kinda looked like you to an empty bag of chips he threw at Shirabu’s head that kinda sounded like you when you laugh.
- Has a little song he sings when he sees you in the halls, it’s just your name he sings in a little tune with some “hmm, hmm~ tu-tu” he likes to add, he also does it a little dance with his hands before giving you a little kiss as a hello.
- (Please he’s so touch and affection starved, he’s got like so much love to give and he’s so cute I’m in tears).
- He loves it when you hug him from the back, there’s something about having your arms around his torso while you giggle about something. Tendou’s face will temporarily go as red as his hair, he’s not used to that much physical affection and when I say he’s touched starved, he kind of tears up for a second before turning around and picking you up - thank god volleyball gave him some muscles because he’s not letting you go. He doesn’t care if you’re taller than him or shorter or whatever, he’s going to hold you in his arms for a second with the goofiest grin on his face while he nuzzles your cheek with his.
- “T-Tendou, don’t your arms hu-hurt?!” You stutter, he’d been holding you like that for almost five minutes and he hadn’t let go of his deadly grip on your waist at all.
- “Mhm, but I don’t care,” his voice is slightly muffled from his position on your neck, “‘m happy…”
- Overall, he's just a soft boyfriend who loves teasing you.
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kittyhello · 4 years
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nct 2020 bios (change idols name if you want ^___^)
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non nctzens calling him sungchan doesn't sit right with me. it’s fourth gen it boy to you.
people will see you sad and automatically think it’s a relationship problem 🤚 mf i need taeil
#TAEYONG: animal crossing is my full time job
#HAECHAN: normalize kissing the homies taeil get over here
If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy taken. Happiness comes from winwin + hyuck not relationships.
#태용: shut up and play the animal crossing music 🧃🌈🌷🧸🍭👒
#TEN: hey looks it’s the bitch who still has to recite the entire alphabet just to figure out what letter comes next.
★ sungchan it boy
#TAEYONG: only bad bitches love hello kitty
Hey jaehyun answer my dm we can listen to every disney album together 😔
#TEN: mi español esta muy ratata
#TAEYONG: physically i am here, but mentally i am in the sanrio universe
stfu I’m kissing johnnys cheeks
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(I accidentally deleted the ask for this but to the person who asked for it I hope you like them :( , it was my first time doing bios!)
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ringmyheart · 3 years
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Hey was wondering if I could get something for lookism characters with an older s/o, like they're 3-4 older. Please do goo, Jake kim and Scott kwon.
Good luck with the blog🤩🤩🤩
Goo Kim
When you get into the relationship, of course he knows ur age and that you’re a few years older than him, and at first he doesn’t mention it but once ur like just a little bit closer he’s probably gonna poke fun at the fact
Because there’s nothing wrong w u being older it’s just that in all the stereotypical or general movies or shows or books it’s like the older person in the relationship is usually the like stronger or more providing person ends up being the oldest in the relationship and ur not useless in the relationship at all but he’s out there like killing ppl and raking in thousands a day at like 19 😭
If ur walking around in public and someone stares at u for a little longer or one of the ten geniuses is looking at u just casually he’ll get up in their face and b like “whaaat?! Do you know who you’re staring at? That’s your elder over there!! Show some respect!!”
He definitely sends u cringy texts like “how’s my favorite 21 year old 😍😍😍😍” and it’s clearly somewhat condescending but he means it endearingly simultaneously
If u don’t know something that he asks u he’ll raise a brow and go “really? A four year head start and u can’t tell me that 🤨” and it’s all good fun but he’s always gonna say stuff like that
And this is all unprompted, if he knows ur actually kinda like insecure for whatever reason that ur older than him, maybe bc he’s already getting cash like crazy at his age, he’ll either start making fun of u relentlessly OR if ur serious about it he’ll cut it out of course and never mention it again. He might try to make u feel better by being like “don’t worry!! Physically and mentally im probably years older than you 😘” and it doesn’t really make u feel better probably but he kind of tries
It’s honestly no big deal to him what ur age is, but if he knows u don’t like him mentioning it so much he will bc he likes to be annoying LMAO and whenever u accomplish something he’ll be like “did u see what my s/o did?! My 21/22yr old s/o?! At their old age they’re still kicking it!!” And ur in NO means old but he just wants to strike a nerve in u and fight in public for fun
But when u put him joking about it aside, it really doesn’t mean anything in the relationship honestly. He doesn’t feel like there’s a certain way for things to go nd just goes about things normally, and he doesn’t really see people older than him as wiser or anytning so he’s not gonna like go to you for advice or ask you to figure things out for him just bc ur older
And honestly u don’t even need a job anymore bc ur gonna b together for a long time and he makes SOOO much money so if u hate ur job or college u have the opportunity to do what u want in life without worrying ab the pay bc he makes it all for u
And yeah he’s pretty stingy w money besides being filthy rich but when or if u need it he’ll give it to u ofc and he wants u to pursue what u like too so he’ll even go to ur job or college and just inform them “btw (y/n) isn’t gonna work here anymore” for u and gets u a job as whatever u want. He beats up ur boss so u can get promoted or something but if u ask about it he’ll deny it anyways and it’s like who else would beat tf out of my boss and he shrugs
Or if u like ur current job or college he’ll threaten the school or ur boss LMAO and have them give u more money or make u pay less or promote u
Even tho ur older than him he sees himself as the like leader of u two ?? Like he’s a really joke-y guy on the exterior but behind the scenes he is doing all the like hard stuff so u don’t have to. Like he sees it as he helps u and if u never offer much help or advice he doesn’t gaf, it’s like he helps u and in return he gets u LMAO
If u like ur job or college, don’t wanna quit and don’t want him threatening ur superiors he is like the number one customer of u guys
Like if u r working retail or as a cashier he is always going to that store nd buying stuff nd funding ur business and he gets chairman choi to do so too
Or he’ll just buy ur company or college LMFAO and suddenly sales r booming and u don’t know why r ur classes r so much easier
Yeah ur older than him and the twelve geniuses but he doesn’t let u near them 😐 he doesn’t want u to be a part of that type of business and honestly keeps u away from it besides maybe gun bc he’s always around him but that’s it
Like he doesn’t want u anywhere near his business or that type of stuff and if ur curios about it he says “u will understand when ur my age” or something LMAO so u will stop asking. It’s like the 1 time he’s suddenly rlly serious
If anyone else mentions how ur older than him in a demeaning way he’ll def be mad it’s like HE can make fun of u but no one else can, like ever. He will fight them nd win even if it’s just on the street or something
He’s threatened like two of ur friends behind ur back bc they made fun of u once and u mentioned it LMAO
He makes u do taxes (does he even do taxes ????? LMFAO) but if he does he makes u do them bc suddenly he thinks ur so much smarter and wiser
If he’s in a rut and needs ur help and it’s something dumb like he lost something he’ll b like “cmooon ur so much smarter than me 😣😩 ur like 21 u would know this for sure” to make u do it and he uses flattery
None of the ten geniuses know ur name bc he’s tryna keep u safe lol
If ur ever in a situation somehow vaguely similar to one he’s in and he needs help on it he’ll ask u what u did, and if u say something surprisingly smart or wise he’ll be kinda surprised bc I feel like he’s cocky and doesn’t think others can help him that much but u do
But overall, it means nothing to him and it doesn’t matter how much older u r he’s still gonna feel like the protector
Jake Kim
It REALLY means nothing to him. Like he honestly never mentions it and ur like does he even know??? Bc a guy like him who’s like a leader of a whole enterprise type thing gang usually seems like he’d wanna be the elder in a relationship so ur like “... u know I’m like 4yrs older than u right?”
And he’s like “...yeah? Was that important or something?” And just blinks at u so ur like ... never mind
Honestly he probably makes u a bank account and puts money in it to surprise u on ur birthday or something like a little fund thing and he has a bank account on the side for u that has like thousands of dollars
If u ever feel bad or weird that ur older than him bc he is so successful and younger than u, he wonders why it even matters??? Who gaf??? And he’ll just hug u or something and is like pls don’t even worry about that... wth
If u ever feel petty bc he’s so much more successful than u bc it’s like when u have a hobby that u love and then a kid ends up being so much better at it than u but SO much worse bc he has like millions at like 19 💀 then he’s like okay but it’s OUR little enterprise now since we r together to assure u. He’s not cocky about it at all
But he won’t offer for u to join or try and help him out in making money even if he’s got to or it’s vital bc he also doesn’t want u involved w Big Deal at ALLLLLLL either, u could literally b like the smartest person in the world but once ur his s/o he probably doesn’t want u involved in his business at all
He does assume ur kind of wiser than him bc of ur age, so he’ll ask u for help or advice more often
Tbh regardless in a relationship he probably doesn’t leave any work for u to do like he does everything the financial stuff the living stuff everything so it doesn’t matter if ur older than him or if u see it as ur responsibility bc of that he’s still gonna bring in the money for y’all
Like he’s gonna take care of everything even if ur older so there’s no pressure for u to “act ur age”
Never brings up the fact that ur older than him, but maybe once in a fight it got bad and he yelled “ffs ur 21 u should know better than this!!” And that hurt ur feelings or something so from then on he just never ever mentioned it
And when others mention it he makes a cut throat motion like “stfu😡” bc he took it as u not liking ur age being brought up rather than u not liking it being held against u but it’s still kinda sweet how he tries to preserve ur feelings sm
If ur in college or something, he tries to help u w hw and stuff and he’s rlly educationally smart I think like he might’ve gotten bad grades but he understands quickly
And eventually he’s just doing ur hw for u LMAO
One time he probably accidentally wrote “Jake Kim” on the top of ur hw and u had to explain to ur professor why that happened
If u work, he probably also bribes ur boss or something to give u a raise and promotion or if u wanna move jobs but r scared of the low pay he feels like it’s a dumb fear bc he is clearly rich af, like u probably don’t even need a job 😭😭
Ur allowed to since ur in ur 20s legally but he doesn’t like or doesn’t let u go around casinos bc he’s seen firsthand how bad gambling is and he has the money to compensate if u ever get into gambling and lose a lot but he just doesn’t want u to feel guilty or get addicted
Like if u pass a casino and wanna go in and r like hey wanna check it out he just grabs ur hand and keeps walking and is like “let’s not” and probably asks u at one point to pls not get into gambling
If ur kinda petty bc he’s so much better at fighting than u despite being younger he’s like u don’t even need to fight I can literally do that for u???? Bc he feels like the only reason U would ever need to fight is to protect urself so if u wanna do it for fun he’ll teach u but doesn’t take it that srsly
He maybe made like one joke ab ur age or sent u a meme he saw ab relationships but u left him on read and it was just a bad joke or something but yeah overall he really refrains from bringing up ur age like ever 😭😭
He thinks ur insecure bc ur getting older or something and that’s y so he might start going like “looking youthful today 😀👍” every morning to u and ur like oh hehe thanks ????????
If someone else ever voices that they think it’s weird ur older than him he’ll fight them too like first he’ll go “(y/n), is this ur friend ?” Like he did w jiho and if ur like no he’s like oh :)) and then punches them or something
Doesn’t tell u stuff ab his business and ur like I’m 20-23 I can handle it and he just refuses anyways and will leave u in the dark bc yk won’t even risk it
Someone in Big Deal might be like “use ur s/o to help us work nd get money since they’re old they seem professional” he kicked them out immediately ur not touching that shit
But generally, he doesn’t care about it at all, and honestly just cares ab u and not ur age
Scott Kwon
He definitely uses u to get into places only ppl 20+ can enter LMAOO
He’ll have u walk in first and then slip in past u and if he gets caught he grabs u and goes “THIS is my s/o!!! They’re clearly of age, and I’m their s/o so clearly I am of age too 😤😤”
Ur banned from like 50 bars because of this like there’s a little “if these two come and ask u to enter their bar DO NOT LET THEM ENTER!!” Wall for y’all
He might try and hide in ur coat or something to get in but it never works
He definitely makes fun of ur age in a cocky way like haha... an older person wanted to get with ME. Little old me. And he feels like hot stuff bc of it for sure
Brags about it a lot like will take out ur photo and goes “u see this?? My s/o?? Yeah they’re in love w me and THREE YRS OLDER... hold ur applause guys” and it boosts his ego sm
He sends u scarily recent memes or jokes on the internet ab older s/o’s if there r any, and eventually when u go on his Instagram at least 1/3rd of his feed is just ageist jokes
If it really hurts ur feelings, he won’t tell any jokes ab it and won’t mention it ever again but will continue to utilize ur age to do things he can’t at age 18-19
He feels proud that he’s making sm money and is such a good fighter despite being younger than u bc he feels like it makes u look up to him so he’ll boast about it like he’ll punch something and go see that babe????? I can do that and I’m only 19!!! And ur like omg that’s so cooollll!!!!! <3 and his heart just swells
Pays for anything u want like buys u everything u ask for or just look at tbh, and also feels like u have no responsibility just bc ur older and seees himself as like the “leader” if the relationship and has a sense of duty to helping u and everything
Steers u away from trouble ASAP too it doesn’t matter if u can hold off on ur own, if he sees guys that just look mean he and u r walking the other way and ur like bro what?? And he just lies and is like I liked the sunset this direction or smmn and he doesn’t confide in u ab scary things
Bc yeah u can probably handle scary or threatening news but he’s not gna risk it regardless
If he’s rlly stressed ab something that can’t endanger u he won’t tell u that much ab it but might vaguely describe his predicament and looks to u for help and comfort and u just listen and he feels so much better afterwards and he’s telling u all this and ur just like mhm uh-huh :) and so he starts confiding in u more
But ruins it by going like “damn old ppl r good listeners 😆” and ur like STOPPPPPPP
Everyone in God Dog knows ur name age face and occupation bc he’s always talking ab u LMAO
When he was younger and didn’t have that much leniency with the law he made u his legal guardian so he can do what he wants and he tries to use u to get him to do stuf by pointing to u and going “they’re my legal guardian and they say I can drink all this!!” And ur like “no I absolutely do not???!!!!!” And he thought by doing that he’d get anytning but u prioritize his health 🙄 and he’s annoyed but secretly loves it and loves u doting on him nd worrying ab him and his well-being lol
In general, he rlly doesn’t care that ur older than him. His only big concern I. A relationship ever is how he can keep u safe bc he’s in pretty like tough stuff, and he’ll make fun of u but in all good fun and loves u sm
Thank you for the request, and thanks for the wish of luck <3 I’ll the my best w this blog!! I’m not that good at writing for Jake Kim, btw, because his character can kinda confuse me sometimes but he seems to be popular so I hope I get more requests of him so I can get his character down and write him properly. 💘I hope this was what u wanted 😭
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