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thefandomchaos · 2 years

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Incorrect Prompts but is the Spider Brothers:

Peter #1: Tom

Peter #2: Tobey

Peter 3#: Andrew

Tobey: You have to apologize to Andrew

Tom: Fine.

Tom: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Andrew: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Tobey: If?

Tom: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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Tobey: WHY. why did you give Tom a KNIFE?!

Andrew: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Tobey: Now I feel unsafe!

Andrew: I’m sorry.

Andrew: ... would you like a knife?

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Tom: Why are you on the floor?

Andrew: I'm depressed.

Andrew: Also I was stabbed, can you get Tobey, please.

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Tobey: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Andrew: *turning to Tom* How tall are you?

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Tobey: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Andrew: Okay, but in my defense, Tom bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Tobey: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Andrew: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Tobey: You’re a hazard to society

Tom: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Tom: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Andrew: The car takes a screenshot.

Tobey: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Tobey, driving Andrew and Tom: So how was your day?

Tom: We almost got surprise adopted!

Tobey: What?

Andrew: We almost got kidnapped.

Tobey: Oh, okay.

Tobey: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Tobey: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Andrew: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Tom: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Andrew: Good thinking.

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Store Worker: Would a Mr.Tobey please come to the front desk?

Tobey, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Andrew and Tom*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Andrew and Tom, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Tobey: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Tobey: We need a distraction.

Andrew: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Tom, whispering: My time has come

#spiderman #andrew garfield #peter 1 #peter 3 #peter 2 #peter parker #tobey maguire #tom holland #marvel #spider bros #spider brothers #tobey is just so tired #tired dad tobey #andrew and tom are little shits #marvel please just let me have this sibling relationship

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livejournallegacy · 11 months

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Tony Hawk's American Wasteland (2005) 12. Ever Fallen in Love - Thursday "Every so often it's good to get back in touch with one of the reasons that you play music, and obviously we play music because we love music. And [Buzzcocks is] one of the bands that we really love."

#this soundtrack and this song specifically is what got me into thursday btw #i will admit its a bit overproduced but i love it dearly #also pete shelley really liked it!!#anyway theyre is so much going on in this video it is doing some cocomelon shit to me #and now i am inflicting it upon you all. gaze upon geoff and tims endearing little faces. tucker patting that dog so tenderly.#andrews pyrotechnics. toms worm off the string swag #thursday band #thursday #tim payne #tom keeley #tucker rule #geoff rickly #andrew everding #my gifs #THAW

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frostironfudge · 2 years

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Melting At Your Touch - Peter Parker

Summary: Your boyfriend, Peter brings in something special and sensual.

Pairing: Peter Parker x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 897

Warnings: main kink: wax play, smut, p in v, oral fem receiving, d/s dynamics, nicknames - peach, grinding, fingering, edging, praise kink, sensual massage, note all characters are 18+ in the fic, MINORS DNI.

A.N: @stevesmewmew here is Mr. Parker for you

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The scent of amber awakens the senses mixed with a soft lavender. The flickering hue of the candles coat the walls with the same soothing sizzle of the wick as he blows the flame out.

The warm liquid pours on your abdomen before rivulets form heating your skin in the direction of their choosing. A warm hand moves the warm oil in circles gently massaging it into your skin. You whimper when his pelvis rubs against your puffy cunt.

He carefully tweaks a nipple and then pours the wax onto the taut nub, you hiss, then his thumb brushes over, circling around your nipple, your lips part,

“Peter.” You moan as he bites on the other nipple, tugging on it.

“I know Peach, I know.” His tongue swirls around your nipple before he pours more wax each drop heating your skin and sending jolts through you and to your aching, dripping core.

He sets the candle aside, the glass softly scrapes against the bedside table. Both of his hands giving you complete attention, soft, deep, smooth strokes igniting your skin he cups your breasts.

“So fucking beautiful, Peach. I can see you dripping for me. Can almost taste you too.” Peter hums pleased with your body’s response, hands move over your side around your hips, he lights the candle again to melt more wax.

His hold returns to your hips, lifting and holding you flush against his hips, hard covered cock rubbing against your folds you cry out for him.

Peter chuckles, head dipping to capture your lips in a heady kiss, hands lower your hips down and his right hand slides up your side, moving under you, over your back, you moan into the kiss as he massages the still tender spot from his earlier teasing touches.

The slickness between your folds beckoning him closer. You whined for him but Peter doesn’t relent.

He breaks the kiss to check on the candle pleased with the amount of liquid accumulated. Lips trail your neck, your fingers tug on his hair.

“Peter, need you.” You whisper, he nips at the flesh under your earlobe.

“I need you too, Peach, just a while more.” He cautions, parting from your skin.

The candle wick blown out, your limbs shake when the liquid comes into contact with your inner thighs, his palm slides toward where you need him but he stops, repeating the action on the same side.

Then the trail of liquid is on your shins and around your ankles. He sets the candle down again. Slow, languid, circles from your calf to the back of your thighs.

You sigh, then Peter’s lips suck upon your clit you cry out, he smirks.

“So fucking sweet, fuck the scent just enhances yours Peach, want to be marked by you, claimed by you.” He says, lapping at your folds as if a starved man.

Your fingers find his brown locks, tugging and drawing him close, his name a prayer falling from your tongue.

The embers of pleasure begin to climb up your spine, toes curling, Peter growls hands around your hips drawing you closer, nose brushing over your clit. You cry out as the pleasure overtakes your body.

Head thrown back in ecstasy as Peter has you fall apart for him. He moans as you coat his tongue, lips and face, his ministrations don’t stop, you begin to feel the tendrils again.

“Peter, Peter, Peter,” Your mouth goes slack then you whine but immediately moan as he slides home into you, groaning at the way your cunt squeezes his cock.

“Fuck, Peach, you feel so fucking good. Such a good girl for me, so pretty, so perfect.” He begins to thrust, your hands find his shoulder and back, nails digging in, Peter shifts closer, your hips raised legs wrapped around his waist.

Moans intertwined, momentarily he stops again, flipping you over, the angle has you feel him deeper and hit the spot that has you seeing stars and crying out for him, he raises you up.

Not slowing his thrusts, one hand playing with your clit and the other twisting your nipple, your orgasm crashes into you, squeezing his cock with your spasming walls. Your hands wrap around his shoulders, moving to his hair as you moan at his words,

“That’s it Peach, can feel me everywhere can’t you? Don’t worry, I’ll fill all your pretty little holes tonight.” He promises.

“One more peach one fucking more.” He roars, greedy to have you fall apart once more, to have you mark his cock before he claims your cunt.

His fingers move with precision and speed, you come undone as the sensations have your jaw slack, he thrusts once, twice, biting down on your shoulders as his hips stutter spilling his warm seed into you.

Your eyes droop, breathing hard as you return to his gentle touches and encouraging words.

“Here with me Peach?” He questions, pressing a soft kiss to your temple when your hoarse voice verbalises, yes.

He slowly retreats from you, pulling you against his chest holding the water for you.

“That felt, good.” You admit, he grins.

“Now will you let me take over candle shopping time to time?” He teases, you hide your face in his neck.

“How many more scents are there?” You ask.

Peter smirks, “Five more, we’ve got time to try all, my sweet Peach.”

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agir1ukn0w · 11 months

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all my male celebrity crushes are kicking abel tesfaye’s ass in my mind

#not even one at a time #just all at once #they’re all curb stomping the shit out of him #adam driver’s picking him up by his stupid little rat tail and holding him like three feet off the ground #meanwhile andrew garfield ben barnes and matthew goode are taking turns punching him in the nuts #jason schwartzman and jason sudeikis are sipping cocktails and laughing together in the background #misha collins david duchovny and tom hiddleston get to slap him in the face #and ben schwartz does a full stand up routine just roasting his ass #the idol #anti the idol #anti the weeknd #anti abel tesfaye #in the immortal words of mr knightley: ‘he is a disgrace to the name of man’#anti sam levinson

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brooklynvtc · 1 year

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Well that got dark really fast!!

#peter parker #spider-man #peter parker is a little shit #bully maguire #tom holland #andrew garfield #tobey maguire

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star-ocean-peahen · 1 year

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you know what the spiderman movies are like the epitome of the "two cakes!" meme for me because i like the guy and now i have like eight movies of him i could watch

#granted about three of them are mcu which makes them.........less fun to watch for me #but holy shit! there are so many!#and theyre all awesome!!#tom holland is just a little guy whos trying his best hes very small and the world is very big okay #tobey macguire cannot catch a break he just cant (also hes a SUPERB actor and has very Just Some Guy energy which is 👌)#and andrew garfield is. well hes cute. thats one thing.#spiderman

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frasier-crane-style · 2 months

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I think you can see a genuine loss of craft and storytelling integrity in the Spider-Man reboots over the years.

Tobey Maguire has NO ONE to talk to about being Spider-Man until MJ in 3. His inner conflict is conveyed entirely through sparsely used narration, cleverly written scenes, dream sequences. Think of how many ideas in the trilogy are delivered through striking images.

Andrew Garfield has Gwen to talk to. When he can't talk to her, he writes his innermost thoughts on a... vision board or something?

It's goddamn stupid, but then, Garfield is the canonically dumb Spider-Man who needs Gwen to explain science shit to him. Fucker.

Fucking everyone knows Tom Holland is Spider-Man and loves talking to him about every little thing he's going through. He's got an AI, he's got Happy, he's got Tony, he's got Ned, he's got Aunt May, he's got... her, and he's even got Mysterio. Nothing is conveyed through filmatism or subtext, it's all just plainly rendered talking head dialogue tossed under hand to the audience without any nuance because anything more complicated would take time and money they're either unable or unwilling to commit.

I would say they're not even trying to communicate with the audience, they're trying to obscure a lack of ideas at the core of their story. Far From Home, Mysterio wants to be an Avenger. What does he intend to do when he's an Avenger? How does he intend to cope when an actual, non-hoax threat shows up? Are there even any Avengers for him to join? Why is being an Avenger a glamorous and desirable position in this movie, but in TFAWS, it's an unpaid internship that doesn't net Sam any respect or goodwill?

This vapidity is all papered over with a bunch of bantery dialogue in an attempt to distract from how paper-thin the plot really is. And in case you think I'm being overly harsh, remember the conflict in No Way Home is that five villains don't want to be cured of their afflictions or have their lives saved. They're fighting to stop Spider-Man from helping them. Their motivation is I guess just to stay on an alien world where they have no friends or resources or even government ID, and where superheroes who can beat them up are plentiful, to, uh... hang out with each other? Seriously, what does Doc Ock's endgame look like if he succeeds in killing Spider-Man, which he's trying to do for most of the movie?

You don't know because, ha ha, Zendaya said his name is stupid. That's a better thing to spend time on than the antagonist's goal or motivation.

Seriously, what does Norman Osborn's characterization amount to besides "he's kk-razy"? Raimiverse Norman wanted to make Peter his heir out of disappointment with his own son. What is MCU Norman trying to accomplish? He's the main character besides Peter and you can't tell me; he's just doing random shit because the plot demands it.

#spider-man

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thatsexcpisces · 1 year

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Astrology observations Pt. 7

I noticed that men with prominent cancer and Gemini placements or cancer/Gemini sun, Gemini-cancer cusp men are usually always gamers and are really into anime/marvel and always play different video games are interested in that type of nerdy stuff

Many talented or successful athletes have their moon in aries (ex. Lebron James, Tom Brady)

Moon in 6th house people stress over the slightest problems in their health or even minor injuries. People in my family have this placement and if they so much as break their pinky toe and have to wear a boot they complain about it for centuries

Cancer + aries placements in the big 6 = mentally unstable

Why are so many Aquarius men always attracted to pisces women💀 I swear they could be completely different people but there’s just something that draws the 2 of them to each other and it’s usually the aqua male chasing after the pisces. Maybe it’s their caring and sensitive nature they find interesting

Saturn in cancer individuals always have karma on their side when they least expect it. They may feel challenged and unlucky in life but they will always get the upper hand at the most unexpected moment

Men with their sun squaring/opposite their ascendant or men with mars in pisces/cancer tend to act overly cocky and are the type to shit on women when they feel rejected due to their big ego mostly bc of the fact that the masculine planets are influenced by more feminine energy and placements so they’re insecure and uncomfortable since they have defects in their masculinity ( for example, Andrew Tate has his mars in Pisces)

also men with prominent Pisces or libra placements in the big 6 also tend to have a sensitive ego and can’t handle rejection (esp moon)

for example:

*libra stellium or moon male asks you out*

*you reject them in the nicest way possible*

them: “okay fuck you ur ugly asf bitch”

Like? 😭😭

People with many 8th house placements in their chart are usually just interested in hookups and only save their commitment when they truly think they’ve found the right person

Sagittarius, Scorpios, and Capricorn’s always attract each other. I always see sag people being close friends with either other sag or Scorpio or Capricorn people

Pisces are more secretive and private than Scorpios imo it’s they live a secret life sometimes

Chiron/Saturn in 2nd house people may have grown up jealous of or resenting families or people who seemed to have it all or the “perfect life” in terms of money/wealth and they may have grown up in poverty/poor conditions which caused them to feel embarrassed of their background and financial situation

Why are cancer placements esp risings so passive aggressive? Like you can’t expect me to understand your inner thoughts if you don’t EXPRESS YOURSELF💀

Virgo moons always have some sort of IBS or stomach issues atleast one point in their life

Gemini/Sag suns and risings can’t sit still. like they always have to get up to move around after a few minutes or if they’re forced to stay put they fidget, bounce their leg, etc

Leo Venus secretly love when their partner is a little clingy cause they want that attention every now and then (unless influenced by more detached placements in the chart)

Scorpio Venus flirting style = staring at you every few seconds but not approaching

Ik so many Pisces moons who have alcohol addictions or did drugs/smoke a lot. Makes sense tho since the 12th house is also about addictions

Everyone says libra moons are the ones who are more likely to be fruity but imo it’s taurus and cancer moons 👀

Leo moons are the most loyal friends you will ever have. Speaking as Leo moon myself lol but tbh we really are the hype man of our friend group

Having Lilith in your 8th house could mean that you’ve also wanted to express your sexual desires and energy but felt restricted in some way. You’ve always been interested in discussing taboos others might’ve been uncomfortable with but maybe the environment you were in didn’t allow you to experiment with them.

Mutable mercuries tend to laugh in the wrong situations or at awkward/serious times. These people never take anything seriously and they love to make a joke out of everything. They could also have a dirty mind and and space out when anyone is talking to them (Virgo mercuries less than the others tho)

Sagittarius mercuries are so BLUNT it hurts. They won’t even think before saying what they want to say and confront you even if your feelings are gonna get hurt. These people have an attachment to telling the truth

Eating disorders are common in Taurus mars people

If you have Lilith or Medusa harshly aspecting your ascendant, it could mean that people (especially women) hated you for no reason. You enhance a lot of sexual appeal and raw beauty and that would make others jealous and envious of you. People probably also tried to include you in drama you had nothing to do with and gossip/make rumors bc so many people are obsessed with you and your life.

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roses-r-rosie3 · 1 year

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imawkwardlysoc · 1 year

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quarter life crisis

Song- 30/90 from tick... tick... BOOM!

Pairing- platonic! dagger squad x gn reader; dad!maverick & gn reader (like Mav as a father figure, not in that other way)

Warning(s)- None

Wordcount- 1,183

Summary- Reader's 30th birthday is coming up and they give the gang some shocking news.

C/S- Your callsign

“So C/S, your birthday is coming up right?” Callie asked.

“Yeah,” I nodded my head in confirmation.

“Oh yeah, you’re turning 30?” Tom asked from the head of the table.

We were having our weekly weekend dinner that we’ve been having since the Uranium mission. They were always held at Ice and Maverick’s house and the food that they cook is always delicious. Sends all of us into a food coma. It was kind of intimidating at first because we’re having dinner with our then captain, now rear admiral, and his husband who’s the Commander of the Pacific Fleet, now retired. After a few dinners, all of us got used to it.

“Yep,” I signed a little while keeping a small smile on my face.

“So, doing anything exciting?” Logan questioned.

“No, just planning on running errands and eating some take out while watching a movie,” I replied, feeling the irritation coming up.

“Come on, it’s the big thirty,” Jake chimed in. “Many changes in your life are coming.”

“Yeah, like me leaving the Navy,” I blurted out.

A cacophony of utensils hitting the plates echoed throughout the room. I felt everyone’s eyes on me when I told them the news.

“You’re what?” Logan was the first one to speak up.

“I’m leaving,” I repeated myself, getting up from my seat. “I’m gonna get some fresh air.”

Walking out of the dining room, I pushed the sliding door open and closed it behind me. I sat down on the steps of the back patio and looked up at the sky. Twisting a blade of grass between my fingers, I started to think if it was the right thing to tell them. Is it even the right thing for me to leave? I’ve created so many memories with this group. All of us have been through so much shit as a group which created our bond stronger. They’ve been the family that I wished for, now am I abandoning them?

“Hey kiddo,” I saw Maverick sitting next to me.

“Hey,” I looked over at him.

“That was some news ain’t it?” He chuckled.

“News alright,” I chuckled with him.

“Are you sure about it?” Mav asked.

“Sure about what?” I questioned.

“Leaving the Navy,” he clarified. “I mean your fifteen years are almost up, you could head into early retirement.”

“But is that what I want? I spent all of my twenties serving in the Navy. I had relationships that barely lasted three months,” I looked at Mav. “As I get older, there are things that I want more that I’m not able to have because I’m here. Like getting married and having kids and to travel around the world without the risk of death. Do you know how that feels?”

“Oh I know, I felt the same way after Goose died,” he sighed. “All of us get that feeling, it’s normal. It’s just your brain turning on your fight and flight mode. You actually make that decision, not your brain.”

“But if I do and leave, I feel I’m leaving all of you,” I looked at him with tears falling down. “I don’t want to do that. I feel I’m leaving my family behind.”

“Aw hun, come here,” he wrapped his arms around me pulling me into a hug. “You’re not going to leave us behind. We’re always going to be with you every step of the way. No matter how many weddings and kids you have, we’ll be there. We’ll be here forever.”

“That’s not possible, Mav,” I told him.

“Tom is gonna kill me but let me tell you a little secret. Once you reach captain status, they inject you with a serum that makes you live forever,” Mav jokes. “Just ask Cyclone. He’s actually 150.”

I let out a laugh at what Maverick said. Letting out another laugh, I wiped the tears that came down. “Thanks, I needed that.”

“No problem, just take a few days before you make your decision. Everyone will support the decision you make,” Mav placed a kiss on the top of my head.

“Thanks,” I thanked him.

He nodded his head and squeezed my shoulder before heading back to the house. Looking back at the sky, I started to think about my decision.

_______

Walking up the stairs to my apartment after having an intense conversation with Maverick and Cyclone, I reached my floor and saw Phoenix and Bob standing in front of my apartment door.

“What are you doing here?” I asked them.

“We’re taking you out?” Phoenix answered. “It’s your birthday and you’re not going to celebrate it in a depressing way.”

“Guys,” I looked at them while unlocking my door.

“Come on, get dressed and we’re taking you to the Hard Deck in twenty,” Phe told me.

“I have no choice don’t I?” I questioned.

“Nope,” Bob shook his head.

Walking into my room, I quickly grabbed an outfit consisting of denim shorts, a white t-shirt, and a Hawaiian shirt Rooster gave me for Christmas. Sliding on a pair of Vans, I grabbed my things and headed out of my room. Walking out of my room, I grabbed my things and headed out of my apartment with the pilot + wso duo. Getting into Bob’s car, he drove us to the Hard Deck.

Walking through the doors of the Hard Deck, I was met with confetti exploding in my face.

“Happy Birthday!” Everyone cheered.

“There is no way in hell we’re letting you spend your birthday alone,” Mickey said as he walked up to me and gave me a hug.

“Thanks y’all,” I thanked them.

Looking at the bar, I saw all of my family there enjoying the drinks they had in their hands. Tom and Mav were at the bar talking to Penny about things and Mav sent me a smile. I gave him a nod and grabbed myself a drink. Clinking the cup, everyone’s attention was on me.

“First of all, thank you for pulling this off. I love all of you so much and am grateful for you,” I started my speech. “Second of all, I have some news regarding me leaving the Navy.”

I looked at everyone’s reaction. All of them wanted to see what I was going to say.

“A few days ago I announced that I was leaving because of a flight or fight mode my brain gave me,” I paused a little to catch my breath. “After thinking about it for a few days, I decided to stay.”

I let out a laugh as everyone cheered. “But, I’m going to become an instructor since it gives me a slightly more flexible structure.”

“So, are you not flying with us anymore?” Reuben pouted a little.

“I’m still going to fly but not joining you guys on missions unless my help is needed,” I reassured them. “You aren’t getting rid of me soon.”

Soon all of the Dagger Squad ran up to me and hugged me.

“Well, this calls for a celebration!” Javy cheered.

I let out a laugh and celebrated my birthday with my family.

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softboyluvr · 2 years

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prompt 25 with peter parker 💕

hihihi!

i didnt know if you meant holland peter or garfield peter for this one. so i just rolled with it and went with tom’s peter, i hope that’s okay. (fear not this prompt was a little popular with the peter parkers so an andrew garfield one is incoming in the near future <3) hope you like it!

It’s two in the Morning?

peter parker x fem!reader

warnings: none, maybe some misspelling

25. “why are you dora the explorer-ing at two am?”

Peter hadn't known what a normal sleep schedule was in a little more than four years, some nights the rising sun caught him off guard and by then getting some shut eye was out of the cards for him. He was always either out patrolling, or catching up on the work that his nightly vigilante activities prevented him from doing. But tonight it seemed like the stars were shining upon him, the night was slow and quiet and for once, he was thankful. School was not yet at the point of the semester where work was a burden so for once he had the night all to himself. And he would've called you, but he knew how much of an early riser you were and to be honest? He just really wanted to sleep. So, for once in what felt like the longest, Peter was lying in bed before the clock had the chance to strike 11. His eyes slowly falling shut while the moon slipped through the curtains he was too lazy to close properly.

His sleep was short lived though, because at 1:56 his phone started buzzing. The nearby objects lying atop of his dresser rattling as the device seemed to taunt him. Who could be calling this late? He groggily picked up his phone and groaned, absentmindedly clicking answer and pressing the speaker to his ear.

"Hello?" His voice was taunting him, laced with the sleep he was now missing out on.

"Peter!" He was suddenly more awake, your voice sounded cheerful. Weren't you supposed to be at home sleeping? Why was there a whooshing sound coming from your end? Were you outside? Were you in danger?

"Y/N? Where are you?" He was trying to keep himself from worrying, but one negative thought and he was already far down the rabbit hole.

"Peter oh my god, MJ and I were going out for a walk right? Because why not, and then we stumbled into this old subway station and we thought fuck it" He could hear MJ telling you to keep it down, and now that he focused on the sound of your voice he could hear a slight echo to it. "And it's so freaky like there is a train a couple feet from us and we are debating on going in and checking it out so I wanted to know if you were in the area to come hang out with us"

"Are you serious? Where are you?"

"Well that's the thing, last I remember we were near 35th? It was 35th right?" MJ agreed with you. "But we have been walking for a while, and don't worry we know our way back" A small pause followed before you added. "Ish"

"Y/N why are you Dora the Explorer-ing at two in the morning?"

"Shit it's two in the morning?" Time keeping was never your best suit when you were out with your friends. He started throwing the covers off of him, locating his shoes in the orderly mess that was his room.

"Hun can you send me your location? I'm picking you up"

When his phone pinged with your location he was already out the window and in the air, keeping you on the line just in case. For most part of his trip all he heard were giggles and the occasional gasp the surprises of an abandoned subway station could bring. When he had gotten to where he assumed the entrance to the station was, he heard a scream.

"Y/N?" Silence followed and then the sound of hurried footsteps echoed on the abandoned subway stairs. MJ and Y/N coming into view with gasping breaths and a couple of coughs. "Was there someone in there?" He said and hurriedly grabbed you, starting the inspection for injuries that normally on a time and day like this would be directed at him from you.

"No, no" You were still out of breath. "As we were getting closer to the little train we saw, I slipped on something and I guess I scared a rat colony. But Peter they were huge"

"We are talking prehistoric rats Parker"

His eyebrows shot up, the dangers of New York at night were not the convincing factor that drug you out of that station but some street rats could.

"Just, next time you go on a discovery adventure trip please let me know. Or do it on a night when I'm patrolling"

Only then did you take notice of his attire, he was already in pijamas. "Peter were you asleep already?"

"Just a little" He started walking you and MJ to your shared appartment. The curly haired girl walking a couple steps ahead of you, texting Brad about her night findings.

"Baby I'm so sorry, if I knew I wouldn't have called you"

"Are you crazy? And let my girlfriend be eaten by some mutant dino rats?" He smiled teasingly at you. You nudging his side as a response. "Seriously though, any time you do that please call me. I'm not fond of the idea of you being in potential danger and not calling me because you think you will disturb me"

"But you never get the chance to sleep, that's important Pete"

He grabbed your hand and squeezed three times. "My girl is more important okay?"

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as always thanks for reading and thanks for your likes and reblogs. leave a comment if you want they are very fun to read

#peter parker #peter parker x reader #spiderman x reader #spider man no way home #tom holland x reader #peter parker fluff #peter parker imagine

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bracketsoffear · 10 months

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TMA: The Musical, Version 2.0:

Thanks to all the posters whose ideas I added to this one.

EYE

Touch-Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon

Electric Eye by Judas Priest

Busted from Phineas and Ferb

Aha! By Imogen Heap

LONELY

Waving Through A Window from Dear Evan Hansen

Invisible from MLP Equestria Girls: Forgotten Friendship

I Am A Rock by Simon and Garfunkel

Love Like Ghosts by Lord Huron

Frozen Pines by Lord Huron

Drift Away from Steven Universe: The Movie

Mister Cellophane from Chicago

Have A Seat Misery by Shayfer James

VAST

Infinitesimal by Mother Mother

Major Tom (Coming Home) by Peter Schilling

Waiting For The Drop from Ride the Cyclone

Stranded Lullaby by Miracle Musical

Dream Sweet in Sea Major by Miracle Musical

Achilles Come Down by Gang of Youths

BURIED

Debt Collector by Jhariah

The Woods by San Fermin

Why We Build The Wall from Hadestown

Way Down Hadestown (Reprise) from Hadestown

Pressure by Billy Joel

Sixteen Tons by Tennessee Ernie Ford

DARK

Hometown by Twenty One Pilots

Come Wayward Souls from Over The Garden Wall

The Night by Aurelio Voltaire

Snuff Out The Light by Eartha Kitt

Friends Who Don't Go Out At Night by The Deadly Syndrome

STRANGER

Mirror Man by Jack Stauber’s Micropop

Faceshopping by Sophie

The Stranger by Lord Huron

Mr. Roboto by Styx

Doll Parts by Hole

Suit by Boom! Bap! Pow!

SPIRAL

The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical

Discord by The Living Tombstone

Crazytown from 35MM: A Musical Exhibition

Who's Crazy/My Psychopharmacologist and I from Next to Normal

Spiraling Shape by They Might Be Giants

SLAUGHTER

Culling of the Fold by The Decemberists

This is Why We Fight by The Decemberists

Courage Knows No Bounds by Heather Alexander

Ready to Die by Andrew WK

Ballroom Blitz by Sweet

The Ballad of Sara Berry from 35MM: A Musical Exhibition

Three-Five-Zero-Zero from Hair

Poisoning Pigeons in the Park by Tom Lehrer

Murder, Murder! by American Murder Song

Peacemaker by The Mechanisms

HUNT

The Mariner's Revenge Song by The Decemberists

Blood and Thunder by Mastodon

Catch You by Sophie Ellis-Bextor

One Way Or Another by Blondie

A Confession by PhemieC

Getting Into Knives by The Mountain Goats

FLESH

Body Terror Song by AJJ

We Started This Op'ra Shit from Repo: The Genetic Opera

A Little Priest from Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

64 Little White Things by Cake Bake Betty

Final Form by Everything Everything

END

The Ballad of Jane Doe from Ride the Cyclone

Leslie Anne Levine by The Decemberists

Dead Girls by Penelope Scott

For The Departed by Shayfer James

The Yawning Grave by Lord Huron

Fall Fair Suite from Ride the Cyclone

Dust and Ashes from Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812

End of Life by Death Spells

EXTINCTION

Feed the Machine by Poor Man’s Poison

Countdown’s Begun by Ozzie Osborn

It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M

Seed Song by The Mountain Goats

Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham

We Will All Go Together When We Go by Tom Lehrer

How Bad Can I Be? from The Lorax

DESOLATION

Lucky Sevens by The Mechanisms

No Children by The Mountain Goats

The Dismemberment Song by Blue Kid

The World Ender by Lord Huron

That's Not How the Story Goes from A Series of Unfortunate Events

Arsonist's Lullaby by Hozier

Burn It Down by Daughter

Until It Doesn't Hurt by Mother Mother

World Burn from Mean Girls

CORRUPTION

Dysentery World from The Trail to Oregon

Tongues and Teeth by The Crane Wives

I Love You Like An Alcoholic by The Taxpayers

Sweet by PhemieC

Sticks & Stones by The Pierces

Entomologists by Ghost and Pals

WEB

Candy Store from Heathers the Musical

New Invention by I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

Wires by The Neighbourhood

Red Right Hand by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Kiss Me, Son of God by They Might Be Giants

Redesign Your Logo by Lemon Demon

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#asks #song tournament

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frostironfudge · 2 years

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Peter Parker Masterlist

hello, I'm fudge and this is my Peter Parker Masterlist, anything and everything Peter is here: one shots, multi-part fics. please make sure to read all the warnings before reading each piece. your media consumption is your responsibility. please note minors dni with smut or dark themed content.

Main Masterlist // AO3

Divider by @silkholland

Contains Smut **

One Shots

Could I Find Homeland In You? (TASM!Peter) (requested)

Melting At Your Touch **

Multi-Part Fics:

Peter Parker At Hogwarts AU

To End Up With You - Hogwarts AU - TASM!Peter Parker (Requested)

Peter Parker and The Lost Niffler - Hogwarts AU - Peter Parker (Requested)

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fritextramole · 2 months

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leave me standing in the hall or let me enter?

part 5 of a Dan Humphrey playlist - best heard in order

tracklist and quotes under the cut

Boom Went the Boom ~ Joe Glazer

The wolf don't bother any more He starved to death right by my door

Alien Blues ~ Vundabar

I only talk to dogs because they don't understand me My teeth are yellow, hello world Would you like me a little better if they were white like yours?

Bum Bum Bum ~ Cass McCombs

They say, "Buy when there's blood in the streets Even if the blood is your own" So they employed men far away To turn against their home Centuries in the distant mist But it's not a dream No, it ain't no dream, it's all too real How long until This river of blood congeals?

Brazil ~ Declan McKenna

What have I become? I'm the face of God, I'm my father's son

Hold Me My Daddy ~ XTC

If this means war, why are we in it? Might've fired off a couple of rounds, I didn't mean to begin it. If these are the bullets that every father and son must chew, Well then hold me my daddy, I forgot to say I love you.

Ghosting ~ Mother Mother

I won't make noises in your stairs I will be kind and I'll be sweet If you stop staring straight through me And this is why I have decided To pull these old white sheets from my head I'll leave them folded neat and tidy So that you'll know I'm out of hiding

Ancient Dreams In A Modern Land ~ MARINA

I am not my body, not my mind or my brain Not my thoughts or feelings, I am not my DNA I am the observer, I'm a witness of life

Don’t Shut Me Down ~ ABBA

I'm fired up, I'm hot, don't shut me down I'm not the one you knew, I'm now, and then combined And I'm asking you to have an open mind (and I won't be the same)

Something In My Eye ~ Matt Berry

But here I am Grown I've come so far Alone I count the days Until I see you again

How Soon Is Now? ~ The Smiths

How can you say I go about things the wrong way? I am human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does

My Own Worst Enemy ~ Lit

It's no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy 'Cause every now and then, I kick the living shit out of me

Freakin’ Out On the Interstate ~ Briston Maroney

I'm walking back to my favorite place And I can feel them staring at me Baby, do you think I'm doing something wrong? And you got a lot on your mind And your heart, it looks just like mine

Kiss Me (I Loved You) ~ Father John Misty

I loved you I heard everything about you And maybe half of it was true

Arms Unfolding ~ dodie

hope i'm not tired of rebuilding cause this might take a little more i think i'd like to try look at you and feel the way i did before.

You Only Need You ~ Tom Rosenthal

You'll get me if you need me and you'll be fine if you don't You said it was arranged by love You have a lot of love to give out

Hello Stranger ~ Julia Holter

If you're not gonna stay Please don't tease me like you did before Because I still love you so

Night Terrors ~ shinigami

Growing up time moves faster than I can Sick and tired of lying to myself I cannot fucking stand this I'm sick of fucking standing On my own, on my phone

Mad World ~ Gary Jules, Michael Andrews

Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, no one knew me "Hello, teacher! Tell me, what's my lesson?" Look right through me, look right through me

3 a.m. ~ Gregory Alan Isakov

give me darkness when i’m dreaming give me moonlight when i’m leaving give me shoes that weren’t made for standing

Everything Is Free Father John Misty

Everything I ever done Gotta give it away Someone hit the big score They figured it out

Rest Awhile ~ They Might Be Giants

I got rid of my jackets and coats I threw out all of my pants I got sick of my stinkin' clothes I had to get rid of them I'm not yet considering replacing them I'm only glad to be rid of them

Daddy Sang Bass ~ Johnny Cash

singin' seems to help a troubled soul one of these days and it won't be long i'll rejoin them in a song

#gg #ggplaylists #dan humphrey #gossip girl #source: senamarais

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chaotic-orphan · 4 months

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Haiiiii !!! Do u have character descriptions for the characters in intoxicating fear?? Would LOVEE to draw fanart if that’s chills ^_^

Intoxicating Fear Introductions

Hello yes I do!!! It is absolutely chill to do fanart for them!! PLEASE TAG ME IN IT I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE!!!

I can actually do a little reveal now for this of my boards for Hero and Villain WHO HAVE NAMES NOW.

Hero — Kit Mallory

Hero’s name is Kit Mallory and he has not been having a great time… his description?

This kind of vibe, like a golden retriever but make it suffer. He’s tall— like 6ft, this kind of floppy light brown hair and his smile used to be so bright before Villain. He just turned 20 a month before Villain took him, and he wears oversized clothes and layers to make himself appear bigger and bulkier because he is a self-conscious little bean. Especially next to Superhero who seems to dwarf him.

Kit is look wise based off of Andrew Garfield in the Spider-Man movies. He is determined and always wants to do good and help others more than beat the shit out of bad guys, that’s why he didn’t debut for so long. However he has no trouble fighting when he is defending someone like Other Hero or trying to defeat a Villain, he holds nothing back.

Villain— Ambrose

Then of course we have Villain, my boy.

Villain’s name is Oscar Ambrose, but Hero only knows him as Ambrose.

His looks are mostly based off of young Tom Riddle in Harry Potter, but with more ✨style✨ For example in the top left is his casual outfit and the kind of thing he wears around Kit’s house. He loves his suits and his shirt and pants combo because he can intimidate people dressed like that.

I think Young Tom riddle just captures Ambrose’s charisma and malice perfectly, because he is very boy-next-door, someone your mother would approve of you bringing home but there’s just something off about him.

He, of course, adores this. That he is unapproachable and he likes to show it off with how he dresses, speaks and presents himself. He lives off of fear day-to-day but having someone to satiate it around the clock is simply Christmas for him. Ambrose is older than Kit, he’s around 25, 6ft 4, towering over Hero and broader too. He is cruel and his eyes are dark and look into your soul, his lips just a little too red. My favourite sadist.

His hair is dark and almost silky looking, closer to black than dark brown but brown nonetheless, and he has his own board for his hair because he is meticulous about it. He also has a slight stubble that has been growing ever since he brought Kit back to his own house to torture him.

I must stress this is huge for him because he is so well groomed but he is just having too much fun with Kit to shave. His hair is more like the two top pictures below, perfectly styled and curled just behind his ears, but the same kind of cold perfection of the bottom two as well as a more similar colour.

And that is it!!! I was going to just drop in the names on the next update but this ask gave me an excuse to fangirl for a bit over my boys!!! Again please tag me in whatever art you make!!!

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stylesharrys · 2 years

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can you do a little blurb about watching love island with tom one evening? thankssss! xx

been a hot minute since I've wrote anything....

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“Babe! Quickly, it’s about to start!”

Tom’s settling on the sofa, feet propped up on the coffee table with a glass of wine in his hands. You’re close behind, traipsing into the living room with your arms stuffed with snacks and your own drink.

He makes room for you, helping to set the snacks on your laps and quickly pulls you into his side. A gentle smack of lips hits your temple as you get comfortable, the opening credits of Love Island bright on the TV screen.

"I reckon Amber and Ikenna will get sent home, y'know. Indiyah and Dami can crack on if they do."

You hum, agreeing, while stuffing a handful of popcorn in your mouth.

It's your first full night in the new flat. Boxes are strewn across every inch of the floors, only the basics unpacked. You've both booked off the whole weekend to get settled, and what better way to start that than snacks and wine on a Friday night.

"Part of me wants Ekin gone, but the other part of me loves the drama too much to let her go."

Tom lets out a howl of laughter at your comment, nodding nonetheless.

As the show goes on, there's one impending question stuck in your mind.

"Would you couple up with me if we met in there?"

He nods his head. "Oh, 100%. You're better looking than all those girls in there, and you've got a better personality than them all combined."

You chuckle, appreciating the words but not quite believing them. "You only say that because you know me now. You wouldn't know me if we met in there."

Tom shrugs. "Well I'd be getting to know you. Five minutes with you and anyone's hooked."

That makes your snort, cuddling into his side with a fat grin on your face.

"What about me? Would you couple up with me if we met in there?"

You hum, eyes squinted as you watch the TV.

"I don't know, Andrew's pretty sexy."

"You little shit."

#tom holland #tom holland imagine #imagine tom holland #tom holland blurb #tom holland imagines #tom holland fic #tom holland fluff #tom holland smut #tom holland x you #tom holland x reader

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