#ask a wizard

[gavamont]

Hi. I need a brief, concise guide to wizard sex (wex).

-- Wexnon

If your wizard sex is brief or concise, you’re doing it wrong. Be prolonged and obfuscated. I want my partner afraid they’ll miss a dentist appointment and also confused at which points they were interacting with my actual penis.

Zag on ‘em!

#wizard #wizardposting #wizard shit #wizardblogging #wizardblr #ask a wizard

[slumpsnail]

I got a new brush, so I drew some of my favorite Gale screenshots. I love drawing his hair and his sparkly, puppy eyes.

#gale bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #my art #wip #don't ask me how many screenshots i have of gale #these wizards got me ugh

[reigobun]

early AT anniversary art

#adventure time #art #fanart #finn the human #finn mertens #marceline the vampire queen #princess bubblegum #flame princess #huntress wizard #lady rainicorn #jake the dog #simon petrikov #bmo #neptr adventure time #my art #fern the human #too many tags. #kimya dawson #dont ask where a specific character is. I either couldn’t fit them or just didn’t wanna put them in okay #ferns my favourite. of course im gonna try and include him in anything adventure time related #also theyre eating apples

[proteidaes]

Thinking about the Lunar New Year and realized I had a silly dragon I could share 🐉🎉

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photoshop

#lunar new year #dragon #dragons #doodle #sketchbook #literally an OC of another OC #he is the familiar of a very incompetent wizard #well he doesn't know he's a wizard half the time #IT'S MEMORY MAGIC #oc talkin #art #artists on tumblr #FOR THE PPL ASKING: HIS NAME IS FINN!!!

[that-bitch-kat3]

i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her

#he’s asking a random cat for a homework extension when minnie walks around a corner #and he is shocked every time #himbo james potter #marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #marauders era #james potter #wolfstar #mwpp era #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #harry potter #minerva mcgonagall #dead gay wizards #atyd #atyd fandom #young marauders #the marauders #the marauders era #the marauders fandom #sirius #remus #james #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #mwpp #dead gay wizards from the 70s #marauders headcanons #the marauders headcanon #marauders era headcanons

[expiredhydrogenperoxide]

oh nothing, just jegulus ‘accidentally’ swapping ties and watching sirius go absolutely mental trying to figure out how james ended up with a slytherin tie.

(he would have so many outlandish theories)

#i think that everyone who writes this trope has too much faith in sirius btw #sirius would never connect the dots that quickly #he’d be like ‘did you steal it as part of a prank ??’ #and when one of the others asks james if he’s perhaps secretly dating a slytherin #sirius is like ‘james ?? dating a slytherin ?? i’d sooner be forgiven by my mother’ #marauders #dead gay wizards #sirius black #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #james x regulus #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs

[lavender-000]

James: Hey Reggie

Reg: ...

James: are you...okay?

Reg: you said if im feeling stressed I should go on a run.

James: yes...?

Regulus: fuck you James

James: Reg explain please

Regulus: I go out run for the first 5 minutes but then I see people so I can't stop for a breath for another 10 and then I can't breathe, I feel sick, I taste blood James...BLOOD

James: ...

Regulus: and then I keep running, I still can't breathe and then i nearly slip THERES SO MUCH MUD so i can't even run properly without falling on my ass and I want to cry and go have a hot shower because it was freezing and i cannot feel my limbs but i'm also sweating I HATED it James.

James: ...well... Are you still stressed?

Regulus: ...THATS NOT THE POINT

James: ...

Regulus: ...no I guess not

James: so it did work

Regulus: ...you have 5 seconds

#did i base this off my own experience? maybe #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #fic ideas #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #why do people run genuinely asking

[ded-lime]

@wizard-laundry's dtiys

#gaster #w.d. gaster #wizard-laundry dtiys #if you are actually the tumblr user wizard-laundry and reading this ignore this as a submission #i would have nothing to ask for except more gasters and mostly just wanted to do a dtiys #undertale #my art

[good-wizard2]

*All of a sudden a small circus tent is in front of your tower*

@big-top-blue

Woah!! Neat! *Good wizard goes outside*

#asks #wizard posting #rp

[lilyevansmywife]

Regulus asks James to help him with his homework because he really can't do some things and James always helps him figure it out and sometimes they spend hours in the secret room doing their homework even though they agreed to meet to kiss

#james potter the smartest person real #Regulus can ask for help ONLY from James #they call it the little nerd club #dead gay wizards #harry potter marauders #marauders #marauders headcanon #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #starchaser #regulus and james #james loves regulus #marauders hc

[8ball-wizard]

What is your Hogwarts house?

jk rowling is an antisemite and transphobe who actively funds a trans exclusionary domestic violence shelter in the uk.

here's a timeline of a good chunk of her public transphobia, going back about 9 years.

leave.

#asks #i have a feeling some obnoxious terf is following evilwizard and trying to bait any wizard they reblog from #also i never read the books and thought the movies were boring

[gavamont]

Gavamont! I suspect that my mother's old Betty Crocker cookbook contains a cipher in the margins that obfuscates great arcane knowledge! What do you think might be obtained from infusing powdered mustard seed with a distillation of caramelized onion and crisped flesh of the Erymanthian Boar?

Sweet Salamanders, the legends are true! You have found the missing element of the Wyrm Wakening Wonder Meal! This dish of the Erymanthiam Boar combined with the Dream Realm Dumplings has the power to awaken Gherreniss, Serpent of the Moon!

Depending on your interpretation this will either awaken the mighty dragon to reign terror and war on the planet, or the wyrm shall awaken and usher in a new era of Hot 100 Billboard Pop Hits. It’s a tough call, so I’ll leave it up public choice on what to do.

#wizard #wizardposting #wizard shit #wizardblogging #wizardblr #d&d #dnd #ask a wizard #food #polls #dragon

[hellsitegenetics]

curse of TRANSMUTATION upon ye!!

ye may transform into whatever the great and mighty wizard known as BLAST chooses to strike upon ye, with it’s mysterious and fearsome powers of biology.

it may choose a creature, a plant, bug or fungi. perhaps t’will bring upon ye a mystery, unknown to you or even a wizard such as i.

ahem. allow me a moment to catch my breath, as a wizard i hardly ever see a moments rest.

and with a spell this scary and ferocious, you really truly do not want me to lose my focus. alas, you could find the results turn out to be atrocious!

now, onto what ye results will be, as only BLAST will tell, and tell it surely will dear wizard please BLAST this powerful spell!!!

String identified:

c TATAT !!

a ta t at t gat a gt a a AT c t t , t t’ t a a g.

t a c a cat, a at, g g. a t’ g a t, t a a c a .

a. a a t t catc at, a a a a a t t.

a t a t ca a c, a t t at t c. aa, c t t t t t atc!

, t at t , a AT t, a t t a a a AT t !!!

Closest match: Xestospongia muta genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: Giant barrel spongeaaAAAAAAAGJGJJJHG

#tumblr genetics #genetics #asks #requests #sent to me #wizards #verylegalwizards #ocean #sponges #sea sponges #giant barrel sponge

[lynxgriffin]

#ask lynx stuff #lynx art #ralsei #deltarune #siffrin #in stars and time #if there is anything that indie games have taught us #it's that the children yearn for big pointy wizard hats

[essektheylyss]

World Wizard Entertainment Final: FUCKING TROUBLE

(And is Vince McSam in the room with us now?)

Well folks, this is it. The final.

We've lost some good wizards along the way. Also some evil ones. Probably some neutral ones as well, I dunno, this wasn't the alignment quiz. We've campaigned, cat-fought, and cried crocodile tears for who was the most wizard, who was the strongest wizard, and sometimes, who just made the funniest argument.

And in this last round, we've had to say goodbye—for now, but not forever—to our champion, our guiding star, our last hope....

A moment of silence... for Veth's Big Naturals.

But do you know what? It's what she and her huge, wizardly knockers (and, maybe, somehow, also Cerrit's roguely big naturals?) would've wanted. Her boy, Caleb Widogast, in the final round, up against the Calamity's dearest heart of hearts, Laerryn Coramar-Seelie.

Pfffft, alright, enough of that heartfelt fuckery.

There's no crying in wizardry, as they say! If you want to see previous polls, rankings, and methodology, please check the tag here. Otherwise, let's get to the trash talk!

(But for real, again, keep it weird and funny, not just... mean. Contrary to popular belief, people can in fact tell the difference. This is for fun.)

Our final round match-up, wizard to wizard:

So come, one and all, and vote for the last wizard remaining! Laerryn, give it your best shot. And Caleb, AVENGE THOSE TOTS!

#world wizard entertainment #I'm just saying. aabria's silence on veth's big naturals is deafening. #laerryn coramar seelie #caleb widogast #and before you ask yes I did have this written in advance. don't you remember the eldamir obit joke. #a journalist has gotta be PREPARED.

[that-bitch-kat3]

conan gray = sirius black

#don’t ask me why this screenshot looks like it was taken on a potato #i do not know #this is the content you get #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #conan gray #conan gray is sirius black #conan gray = sirius black #the marauders #harry potter #the marauders era #mwpp era #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #dead gay wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s #atyd #young marauders #sirius orion black #sob #sirius #sirius o black #siriusblack #marauders fandom #incorrect marauders quotes #hp marauders #mwpp #marauders twitter #atyd fandom