#ax murderer

[howifeltabouthim]

. . . loving any boy only leads to them disappointing you once you realize that they're boring or immature or an axe murderer.

Soman Chainani, from Quests for Glory

#humor #the struggle is real #dating #disappointing #disappointment #letdown #betrayal #true colors #toxic relationships #boys #love #heartbreak #inevitable #boring #immature #ax murderer #toxic masculinity #quotes #lit #words #excerpts #quote #literature #about me #story of my life #soman chainani #the school for good and evil #quests for glory #terrible realization #ugly truth

[humans-are-tasty]

#sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #buggy the clown #cross guild #my art #one piece #crochawk #dump of dumb stuff #i was looking at the old patrick bateman mihawk and ended up drawing axe wielding mihawk again #idk why #im just anxiety coping drawing #i wasnt going to post this but i forgot i scheduled it... omg #anyway im trying to be more free with drawing now and not caring so much #more like how i drew 2-3 yrs ago #if its weird and ugly then its weird and ugly #i also want to draw blackbeard but hes so hard to draw this way. still trying to figure it out #also please imagine crocodile standing with axehawk. i desperately wanted to draw crocodile with him but didnt #theyre axe murdering couple in crime #i took the last ones outfit from the shining #i try to draw lineart directly without a rough sketch stage. its sort of meditative #i'm gonna axe you one last time...

[warandpeas]

Book Club

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#Axe murderer #book #book club #books #comic #comic strip #comic strips #comics #elizabeth pich #funnies #funny #ghost #Ghost writer #ghosts #ghostwriter #humor #jonathan kunz #lol #Novel #trash #war and peas #webcomic

[confettibonez]

My sweet boy

#undertale au #underverse #underverse fanart #undertale fanart #undertale #horrortale sans #horrortale #horrortale fanart #horror sans #axe sans #bad sanses #murder time trio #horror sweep

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

this was gonna be just a sketch and then suddenly this happened-

anyways have an unhinged boi in his natural environment

#dca!serial killer au #sk sun #serial killer sun #tw blood #blood #cw blood #tw axe #unhinged sun #he's a little unhinged #he just got finished chopping someone up #very proud of his work #fnaf sun #fnaf dca au #fnaf daycare au #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf daycare fandom #fnaf sundrop #sun fnaf #fnaf dca #tw murder

[didderd]

murder time trio shenanigans my beloved

(original video)

#(ty skelekins for th idea lmao) #i lov themb ur honor #looket these silly lil guys fuckin around #axe is behind th camera #had trouble wif th angle of dust's face #so void dust it is lmao #there were like two other screenshots i was gonna draw #but mby later #murder time trio #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #undertale #undertale au #shit post #didderd art #successfully edited out th hair behind his head #it looked weird. 't was fuking with me lmao

[rustystars]

shawngus is so good the most dynamic ever. local weirdo who's only weird because he's angry at his father is in love with mr. normal upstanding citizen whose side gig is being the most neurotic man ever & their top love language is committing to the bit. if you put them in a situation where they can either follow the law or wear silly little costumes they will choose door #2 every single time & manage to destroy several other doors in the process

#psych #shawngus #im glad the show never ended with them becoming cops. its so much funnier that theyre just two guys who do this for fun #favorite episodes are the ones where shawn is like. GUSSSS we need to solve CRIMES like RIGHT NOW #& gus is like not now shawn im busy selling xanax to the axe murderer

[b-2-b-1]

*how does it feel to know that you are alone, sister? That nobody is coming to help you? That there is no kindness, no mercy left to be had?*

Episode 19 Carpenter got me absolutely possessed. In fact, Carpenter got me feral. Like 2 drawings of the same wet, depressed, deranged, gods favorite, cappuccino lover, wanted criminal and mass murderer asexual disaster woman is a lot

#the silt verses #tsv carpenter #sister carpenter #art #episode 19 man #if you know you know #yes she is the axe murderer herself

[elizakai]

one arm for the battle axe, one arm for the babe -i mean bestie- i mean bro-i mean boyfrien-i mean-

(click for quality oh my god)

#utmv #ut au #undertale #horror sans #dust sans #traditional scribbles #bad sanses #horrordust #or platonic up to you #sans aus #murder sans #i really like imaging horror just randomly carrying dust around. like subconsciously. #horror x dust #horrortale #dusttale #my art ig #au sans #sans ships #horror a happy boy #honestly the axe is heavier then dust😭

[classichorrorblog]

7 Comfort Movies

Tagged by @ethan-hawke and @animusrox (Thank You!)

I tag: @ceteradesunt, @losthavenmine, @j0el-miller, @lonelyzarquon, @90scully, @stretchbrock, @leatherfaceologist, @thedrillerkiller and anyone that wants to make a list like this.

#Personal #Blankman #Caddyshack #Nothing But Trouble #So I Married An Axe Murderer #Summer School #The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 #The Warriors

[rainbow-femme]

Nathan was really barefoot in his murder basement that probably hadn’t been cleaned since he went to prison

Feet out in front of god and everyone while holding a heavy and sharp object he had not handled in a while and could have easy smashed his bare ass feet with while trying to catch and chop up a div 1 athlete

Just fully toes out to kill his son

#I’m sorry I can’t stop thinking about it #if he hadn’t have been shot he would have died of lockjaw because you know that man does not have a tetanus shot #who commits ax murder with no shoes?? #they don’t let you do ax throwing with open toed shoes #I get you’re a mafia hit man but OSHA has guidelines for a reason about proper footwear while working #aftg #all for the game #nathan wesninski #neil josten

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

One thing I find so interesting is how in book 19, Cassie’s reckoning comes at the realization she may have leaped after Jake said to back off. When she had permission, she didn’t feel responsibility.

I mean, that's Jake's whole dang role on the team, isn't it? As Marco puts it "No votes. Jake decides. Then if it goes bad, we can all blame him" (#25). As with every Marco line ever, he's both joking and... not. Throw in all the times he sarcastically calls Jake "Dad", as a way of calling out someone else for treating Jake like a dad, and it's clear Marco gets it.

That is the point of Jake. He gives the order, and thus neither Ax (who pulled the lever) nor Marco (who made the call) has the blood of 17,000 yeerks on their hands. It's only Jake's crime. Jake gave the order, and so not only can Cassie (in #50) and Rachel (in #47) blame him for David, but he can go ahead and blame himself (#41). Jake gave the order, and so Ax did not actually run from battle (#26). Jake gave the order, and so Marco did not actually let his mom die (#30).

He's their water-carrier, their scapegoat. He doesn't want to be, but someone has to do it.

#animorphs #jake berenson #tiger mommy #violence #like contrast how ax feels about his attempted mass murder in 46 (horribly guilty) vs. his actual one in 53 (just following orders) #marco's ''yeah. now what DAD?'' in response to cassie asking jake what to do in 25 is one of my obscure favorite lines ever #and okay i can't come up with a single instance of jake telling tobias to do shit and tobias actually doing it #but that's those two for you

[vintageshits]

the way he rots my brain is insane.

I need him, please 😩

#crime and punishment #fyodor dostoevsky #raskolnikov #russian literature #literature #classic #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #fydor dostoevsky #my babygirl rodya #crime and punishment 1970 #Lev Kulidzhanov REALLY knew what he was doing when casting him as Raskolnikov #georgy taratorkin is my ultimate raskolnikov #more like #biblically accurate Raskolnikov #look what a cutie he is #he could axe murder my religious friend and her sister and I would NEVER make him feel guilty for that

[ryotheraccoon]

@sketchquill

Guess whos back

Uh inspired from when wally dragged y/n to hell or whatever 🧍🧍🧍🧍and no the sleeve and rose arent flipped your just hallucinating wake up wake up wake up

Uh shoutout to the ibis paint materials section for being my lord and savior when it came to the bg hands 🙌

Wally caused a little bit of a struggle but nothing good ol julie couldnt handle!

I wouldve drawn a fully done thing of her if it werent for the fact its 1am and ive got like seven other things i should be doing instead

Oh uh and heres me eating wallys veil cause it looks tasty

#art #fanart #welcome home #welcome home au #corpse bride #corpse bride wally #i hate tagging #axe #implied murder #thats crazy uhhhhh #wtf do i tag this as #the walls keep yawning #im scared #welcome home wally darling #wh wally #wally fanart #welcome home wally #wally darling #wally au #how many more wallys do u think i can bullshit into here

[kat-xox]

new oneshot:)

you can read it here.

#marauders #the marauders #marauders era #harry potter #fanfiction #jegulus #jegulus oneshot #jegulus smut #james potter #regulus black #james x regulus #sunseeker #starchaser #axe murderer!james #victim!regulus #they’re in a corn maze idk #PLS MIND TAGS #fic: psychokiller

[cryptidclaw]

I hate horror films with cats in them they always kill the cat.

#i dont give a shit if a person gets axe murdered but if a cat dies i will stop watching immediately #cryptid rambles