Its the jiao jiao anon again .
You keep giving me great pairings. Tell me everything how su she (Shang Qinghua) transmigrate and how will fuck jiang cheng. Is he still an author ? What was his intention with this kinda book?
I think he is still a writer but not the actual author of mdzs. He's a relatively casual fan who admires the vision and winces in sympathy every time drama gets kicked off. This is why you don't try, mdzs author! You give the people what they want and take their money. He's originally planning on keeping his head down and learning just enough cultivation from the Lan to make his life easier than it otherwise would be, then getting an urgent letter from his sick mother right before the Wen are scheduled to attack, but alas, his wandering not-cultivator dumpling sabbatical puts him directly in Jiang Cheng's path while he's frantically running for help after leaving Wei Wuxian in the Xuanwu cave. And the thing is he's still kind of reflexively haughty when he needs something? So pathetic and vulnerable. So cute. What could possibly be the harm in giving him a ride? The Wen aren't scheduled to attack Lotus Pier for ages. He can be on a ship to Dongyin by that time!
Anyway no good deed goes unpunished because Jiang Fengmian does as a general rule believe in giving credit and naming names. He should have fucking known. Now Wen Chao has a grudge against him and he's running around under a fake name wracking up credit for things he did (while trying to run away) and things he did not do (sometimes even when you have a massive army and the most powerful cultivator in the world on your side, things go wrong! He's not responsible for every problem with Wen supply lines. He's responsible for exactly one cart blowing up, and he was just trying for a distraction so he could sneak onto a ship. It didn't work and the harbour is kind of a no-go zone for him now). He comes up with a new plan: find Huaisang and use his shitty unwanted heroic reputation and talent for creative pornography to worm his way into the young master's guard, where he can get some writing done far from the front lines. Unfortunately, he once again stumbles across Jiang Cheng, who is tragically trying to rebuild his sect and searching for a missing shixiong. Shang Qinghua is still a logistics guy, because he was doing grunt work for the Lan and also I feel like that's the shape any transmigration setting is going to bend into around him. Jiang Cheng is so grateful to see a familiar face. He knows the value of a good spreadsheet. His eyes are so pretty when he's trying not to cry. The Jiang aren't in a great place during the war, but Shang Qinghua knows the sect makes it through and he doesn't remember any Jiang disciples being asked to heroically sacrifice themselves after Lotus Pier falls. Plus the food is better and there's plenty of room at the top! A veritable power vacuum. To say nothing of all the empty space in Jiang Cheng's personal life when almost everyone he loves dies and leaves him alone! Anyway this is the story of how Shang Qinghua accidentally paints a series of targets on his back, unnecessarily involves himself in the plot, and overcomplicates his life because being a sucker for a pretty face and a bad personality is even more integral to his character than underappreciated grunt work. Probably he manages to save Yanli, at least. He's not interested in being a stepfather! That's a lot of work. Wei Wuxian barely notices he exists until either he saves everyone or the second life roles around, depending on how ambitious and/or motivated Shang Qinghua is feeling. Then he hates him passionately, but it's too late. They probably eventually reach some kind of begrudging peace.
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what about favourite places the Molina boys like to fuck you? Hope you are feeling better x
Thank you, I am!!!! Sorry, I know this is an old ask, and there are even older asks I havenโt answered. Iโm trying to itโs just my life is kinda wild right now
Ricky: ooooh omg okay so Iโd say bed because heโs a little more traditional and loves making love to you in a safe space, but Iโd also like to offer this as a fun public option: a jail cell. Dude. Fucking you against the bars, handcuffed. (CAREFULLY!!) Using a baton to spank you, just enough to sting and leave bruises, then using it to fuck youโฆ oh god do I have another wip????
Robert: a movie theater, especially if itโs during the premiere of one of his films. He canโt help but feel very powerful at those, and he wants to use the power on you as he fucks your mouth in the back of the theater, then makes you cockwarm him until heโs hard again while he plays with your clit
Harold: on the balcony while itโs raining, because heโs such a romantic and loves the rain. Hearing your breathy sighs mixed with the sound our rain and the smell of ozone? Oh man itโs heaven to him
Otto: in a classroom, probably pretending to hold you back for some sort of indiscretion so he can punish you. ORRRRRRR while his students are taking an exam, so you have to suck his cock under his desk and be super careful not to get caught
Doc Ock: in his lab, probably pinned down to his workbench with the actuators. Maybe roleplays a little mad scientist thing, he probably would have toys (that he made!!!) hidden under the bench and heโll experiment on you with those
Harding: somewhere at the hospital, likely 311 or an empty patientโs room. If itโs the 311, he loves to role play that youโve made a mistake and then punish you for it
Edelweiss: in the morgue. Because itโs him. Donโt worry, no bodies are laying out while youโre suckin it sloppy
Chandler: similar to Ricardo, an interrogation room, because he wants to make you sweat. He asks you inappropriate questions like โwhy are you so wet?โ โhow good of a little cocksucker are you?โ etc. And you are DEFINITELY handcuffed
Big Boss: anywhere. Literally, manโs gotta get his dick wet 24/7. Probably loves public spaces, because he wants people to hear how well he fucks you
Andres: at his villa in Mexico that overlooks the pacific, probably is licking sangria off your skin
Boris: sweet baby boyyy probably just the bed, heโs very simple with his pleasure and as long as youโre involved heโs happy (and hard)
Dunlop: in the back of a military hummer, especially one thatโs locked up and in a restricted area that heโs allowed in but youโre not so yโall gotta be careful, but heโs not being careful he wants you to scream and squirt all over the equipment
Arden: in a ufo (jk) ummmmm probably at a bar, discreetly having you sit on his lap in a booth at the back of the room, rubbing your clit while you order a drink, get drunker and drunker until he doesnโt care anymore and just bounces you up and down
Jim: anywhere in his home, heโs kinda reclusive so I donโt think heโd want to do it anywhere but there, but heโs down to fuck you on every surface of the house
Jimmy: his workshop, similar to Doc (less mad scientist, more โhey honey I made you some toys, letโs try โem out ๐โ
Armand: in the forest, because, similar to Harold with the rain, he loves the smell. Especially if itโs a pine or juniper forest, and ESPECIALLY if youโre tied to a tree
Manuel: IN CHUUUUUUUUURCH YOU ABOUT TO SING YOUR PRAISES TO GOD (him) HES GONNA MAKE YOU CUM IN THE CONFESSIONAL
Maxim: in his luxurious penthouse suite, in the giant bed with satin sheets and your hands tied to the headboard
Hank: in his mayoral office, and he leaves the stains for as long as he can because he likes the reminders and is gross (in a great way). He loves fucking you in his office chair at his desk, it makes him feel so powerful
Oswald: in his private office, especially if itโs looking down on his lounge because he looks heโs the idea that he can fuck you against the glass and, at any moment, someone could look up and see just how good heโs owning you (credit: @chrism02)
Dick: in a bookstore (so cliche for a writer lmao) but the smell of books can be intoxicating, especially in the erotic section. Reads the dirtiest books to you while you sit on his lap, secretly cockwarming him
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another post here made me think of another issue i hate. People using body-shaming language for insults for people they don't like.
No, calling someone "small dick energy" or implying they have a small dick isn't funny. Laughing at someone for balding isn't funny, using body weight as insults isn't funny. Erectile dysfunction isn't funny. Even if you're talking about objectively bad people (which one can argue don't exist) don't fucking do body shaming. make fun of their actual negative traits.
When you call some politican you don't like "tiny dick" or "limp dick" you're also insulting and perpetuating negative stereotypes for all the penis-havers that can hear you. You're saying that having a small dick, or erectile dysfunction, is not only something to be ashamed of and embarrassed you have. but also a sign of moral value.
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What would the WMLP cast do if they got sent back in from where they currently are in the fic to their old body 10 minutes before the mission that went bad is set to start.
ooooooooh yes we're on the same mindwave lmao I have in fact had this thought.
all of them absolutely hating their tiny little teenage bodies. appearing in them and being like 'why am I suddenly super self-conscious and uncomfortable? why does everything feel slightly off when I move? why are all my thoughts happening so quickly?' and finally realising they're back in a pubescent body and they're just like 'oh I see, I'm in hell'
all of them trying to take this seriously, arguments on the rise, but they just can't because they're all so tiny and silly looking. especially Dick, who has suddenly lost like, almost three feet worth of height.
Wally's voice cracking every three seconds tho. oh my god.
all of them trying to hold up the ruse with the league for as long as possible because they don't want to tell them, they want to figure this out themselves. except maybe Conner, he kinda wants to just tell the league and let them fix it.
Them getting a mission and everyone being like 'well this will be interesting' and Conner sweating because he really doesn't think they should be going out in the field like this.
In the mind link:
Conner: we gotta tell them
everyone: don't you dare!
Conner: no seriously guys we've got to tell them
Wally, trying to be inconspicuous as he glares at Conner: snitches get stitches
Conner: Wally i could fold you like a pretzel right now. for the love of god can we please just tell them
Kaldur: I'm with Conner on this one
M'Gaan: if all of you don't shut up and keep the act going I will turn your brains to mush now everyone shut up and get in the bioship
oh jeez, M'Gaan seeing the bioship again. my heart.
I think eventually Batman notices Conner being super awkward and sweating anxiously and he's like 'what's going on?'
Artemis: nothing!
Dick, through gritted teeth: everything is great
M'Gaan: yep! all fine!
Conner: *visbly sweats even more*
Dick, in the mindlink: you're waking up with kyrptonite in your bed tomorrow I swear to fuck
Conner: we all time travelled and ended up in our current bodies!
everyone but Kaldur: CONNER YOU LITTLE FUCKING SNITCH
Kaldur, wincing: well that didn't last long
Batman and Black Canary: what
lmao. love it.
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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike. -Oscar Wilde โ๏ธ
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