after all these years, these two still have the most insane chokehold on me
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Bokuto: Nunchucks are illegal in some places but guns are not. So if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it's neither legal nor illegal
Kuroo, nodding sagely: Schroedinger's gunchucks.
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conversation between my friends as brokuroo
bokuto: i wish i was a frat guy but in a female lesbian in a frat kinda way
kuroo: what
bokuto: yeah like frat guys have bad vibes but lesbian frat bros have amazing vibes
kuroo:
bokuto:
kuroo: bokuto-
bokuto: im a lesbian frat bro
kuroo:
kuroo: okay bo.
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modern candehya <3 (inspiration from @/brokuroos ' cosplays on twitter! <3)
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what do we think about ricky halloween cosplay. what are we thinking (https://twitter.com/brokuroos/status/1716387401160065205?s=46&t=sBkaXVZtRQRUq7RmRcPQ-Q)
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link
hot. but someone should tell ricky to cosplay as gojo from jjk so i can be extremely self indulgent and less hurt 🥲
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i always read “bokuroo” as “brokuroo” and i think its pretty on brand for them because they are the definition of using bro romantically.
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Bokuto: Hey, Kuroo?
Kuroo: Yeah?
Bokuto: How many cats do you think it would take to fill the entire world?
Kuroo: Well, at least eleven.
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Oya Oya Oya?
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Bokuto felt doused in cold water for a second time that night, as Kuroo froze against him. He released him all at once and nearly tripped on books backing away from him. Kuroo didn’t stop until he was more than six feet away. Belatedly, Bokuto realizes that it wasn’t the light. Kuroo’s skin really was paler.
They stared at each other for seconds that felt like hours until Bokuto stuttered out, “You’re a vampire.” Like that wasn’t the most astute observation of the last century.
Or the moral implications of vampire vegetarianism
my bokuroo fic for the @hqurbanfantasybang is finally here ! i’m soo excited about it, it was so much fun to write! thanks buckets to Freyja for the absolutely beautiful art (please go look at her art on insta it’s amaazing) !
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akaashi: do guys in a bromance get each other flowers? is that a thing?
[five minutes later]
bokuto: kuroo i got you some broses, i love you bro
kuroo, tearing up: bro! i got you some daffodudes, i love you too bro
akaashi: hm, interesting
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Imagine your OTP
Person A, blushing: Honey... I bought us matching swords
Person B: [deep sigh]
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Rating: T
Warnings: None
Relationships: Bokuto Koutarou & Kuroo Tetsurou, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou
Words: 4,220
Summary:
“He already called today,” Bokuto whispers, eyes wild and almost certainly hysterical.
“Pick up,” Kuroo says, about to reach over to accept the call himself before it drops.
Kuroo hits speakerphone when Bokuto accepts the call, which is why he hears the iciness in Akaashi’s voice when he says, “Hello.”
To everyone's detriment, Kuroo is overly involved in Bokuto and Akaashi getting together.
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Literally nobody:
Me: *draws Bokuros using random selfies and videochat screenshots of me and my bro from my gallery*
My bro: *fistbumps me*
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Kuroo: Dude! I told you not to eat my leftovers but you did anyway!
Bokuto: No, I didn’t!
Kuroo: Oh, really? Then why is there food on your face?
Bokuto: Because there’s always food on my face.
Kuroo:
Kuroo: True.
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