#but a good brother | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

graveyardgremlins · 6 months

Text

Hey, I know I disappeared for a while. Mental illness, college and MEN were distracting me from my ONE TRUE PASSION (Danny Phantom). My head was so fucked up I almost posted an excerpt of last chapter instead of the new one T-T

anyway, here you go:

"B tells me you had a date." "I'm not sure you want to hear about it." "Nothing in this world could keep me from prying in your personal life. That's my God given right as your brother." "I want a refund. I didn't get anything from being your brother." "What are you talking about? I taught you how to do backflips!" "You bullied me into doing backflips." "Potato potato," Dick shrugged. "So… Your date?" Jason sighed. "It was great, he almost killed me once." "Oh, wow. That's two times less than Tim's current record." "I know. I'm very proud of it." "And what else?" Jason hesitated. "He is insane." "I mean, he is dating you. That's a given." Jason rolled his eyes.

#dp x dc #dead on main #danny phantom #fanfic #jason todd #danny fenton #dp x dc fanfic #fanfic writing #dead on main ship #dick grayson #likes to gossip #dick grayson is a little shit #but a good brother #tsdloo #unrelated #but fuck college man #and fuck men too #just not that way #in a 'i will run you with my car way'

257 notes · View notes

liquidstar · 7 months

Text

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

60K notes · View notes

captainsaltypear · 4 months

Text

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin husker #hazbin angel dust #hazbin angeldust #angeldust #husker #hazbin husk #look man im all for overlord husk but EXCUSE ME????????#WHERE DID THIS COME FROM #I LITERALLY YELLED W H A T AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE SAID THIS #I KNEW HUSK WAS STRONGER THAN HE LET ON BUT AN OVERLORD???????#GURL??????????#DAMN SON #THIS new piece of information caught me so offguard that i was still reeling from it even after the emotional bomb that was loser baby #anyways huskerdust truthers how are we feeling #HOW DOES VICTORY FEEL #NO LONGER CRACKSHIP BROTHERS #WE'RE REAL #AND IM FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT IT #anwyways im doing very emotionally good how are you guys #im...gonna put a hiatus my own personal webcomic to cry over this for the next 6 months #girls help #keith david...........im so sorry i ever doubted you he ATE THAT UPPPP #hazbin hotel spoilers #pear post #scheeze art

38K notes · View notes

mo-mode · 5 months

Text

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son #Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #dionysus #Mr D

23K notes · View notes

happyheidi · 2 months

Text

#cus I’m in a cozy Winnie the Pooh vibe #it’s raining outside and I’m laying here relaxing #my brothers visiting #it’s a nice little Easter #hope everyone’s good <3 #cottagecore #winnie the pooh #cartoon #90s #nostalgia #nostalgiacore #cozycore #cosycore #sleepy #cozy

18K notes · View notes

spicy-apple-pie · 6 days

Text

Damian after coming out of surgery is a weird mixture of paranoid and affectionate.

Commission Info / Kofi

9K notes · View notes

chloesimaginationthings · 5 months

Text

In every FNAF universe William Afton can't count

11K notes · View notes

whisperwillyou · 1 year

Text

I still haven’t watched the last two episodes lol

Have a Noceda siblings sketch that I never finished

Luz really cartwheeled into the boiling isle and swiped the brother Belos has spent the last 400 years fine tuning and I have nothing but respect for her. 😌

#toh #the owl house #Luz Noceda #Hunter Noceda #hunter the golden guard #the most simblings ever #emperor belos #philip wittebane #caleb whittebane #Philip: I made a better version of an old friend-#Luz: you fucked up a perfectly good brother is what you did. Look at him! He’s got anxiety and ptsd!#fox talks

38K notes · View notes

lookitsstevie · 2 months

Text

nanny and the walking-on-water gardener

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #good omens fanart #good omens 2 #brother francis #nanny ashtoreth

5K notes · View notes

tired-shadow142 · 27 days

Text

Yuji's family tree is mad fucked, his mother is a really old body snatching curse user, his father is the reincarnation of Sukuna's dead brother, his uncle is 1000 years old, the king of curses and guilty of many crimes, and his brothers are half curse.

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #jujutsu kaisen spoilers #jjk257 #jjk 257 #choso is a good brother though

3K notes · View notes

violetwolfraven · 11 months

Text

The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.

#mermaids #mythical creatures #edit:#okay a lot of you have had good ideas about why mermaids possibly would be bothered by humans eating fish #so i will amend my original statement to say it’s funny and it doesn’t make any sense #unless you outright in-universe explain it #like don’t just fall back on the excuse of bUT tHeIR OUr unDERsEa BrOTherS #make it a part of their culture or physiology #if they haven’t been eating fish explain what they HAVE been eating and why #make it interesting

20K notes · View notes

nerdpoe · 5 months

Text

Dan hates his Nicer Self.

He does. He really, really does.

The kid is naïve, cocky, strong in the weirdest ways that don't make sense-

And he's such a busybody! Always helping, always jumping into things, and always saying that he's definitely not trying to be a hero.

It's annoying.

It's so annoying.

For instance, Phantom got called in by the JL for an all-hands-on-deck situation right before a super important test. Phantom accepted the call.

But the JL had dealt with threats like this before, a million times-there was literally no need to answer the call.

Yet the little dumbass had.

And now Dan was at home, staying on the other side of the room away from Vlad, and watching the fight on TV.

Phantom takes a hit. Then another. Then another.

Good; he'll learn not to jump when the JL says jump, then.

Phantom goes down, disappears behind some rubble.

Dan doesn't care. He doesn't. Let the kid learn a lesson.

Phantom doesn't get up.

Just like Jazz didn't get up.

Or Sam, or Tucker, or his mom or his dad-

Dan sees red.

He barely hears Vlad as he rips a portal to the fight and steps out, in his own ghost form, and decks the bad guy-some demon named Trigun or whatever, fucking weeb-so hard he knocks the guy back.

The fight pauses.

"You touched the twerp," Dan growls, voice distorting and allowing his powers to manifest at full capacity for the first time in years, "So you get to lose your head."