#cannot believe we got him in cr

[janumun]

Being the brand new omega roommate for alpha Alhaitham and alpha Kaveh, who were both carefully looking for a needed extra to fill in the space in their housing near Port Ormos, purely for important research purposes Alhaitham claims.

And conveniently, they were also looking for another proper lover (Preferably an omega) for their alphan pod for their upcoming ruts, both of which just so happen to be right around the corner.

Poor sensitive alpha Kaveh, and absolute buster alpha Alhaitham, are both equally slick and suave in pursuing what they desire. Once they put their mind to something none can ever stop them from achieving their appointed goal.

Kaveh is more romantically obvious than Alhaitham, but that doesn't mean Alhaitham won't have his fair share of aces up his sleeve to properly convince you to join them in their pack. And with their ruts coming up alongside the brand new omega moving in, time is short and ever increasingly fragile.

Surely you will be so kind as to aid their little predicament?

OBLIGATORY NSFW 🔞 BREAK

Before we dive pussy first into this, I’ll have you know that your Ask was what took me out of commission for this long, Nonny. I had to sink back into the sofa and just stare into space for the next several weeks. 🤣

While I would’ve really loved to write something more cohesive for this (I am so, so insane for the ABO AU), the ideas I had would’ve ended up spanning a multi chapter fic, which I simply could not afford to work on, at the moment xD You are so ✨big-brained✨ for this, though!

If you’ve read a couple of my stories, you might’ve noticed I prefer romance dashed spice over hot, sweaty, sexy spice (very good on you if you prefer the latter!).

I’m currently working on a story where Traveler (/my MC) lives with the Akademiya duo and part of their dynamic might be reflected in these few headcanons I’ve got for Alpha Hai/Ω Reader/Alpha Kaveh.

I cannot believe this is nearly 1k words of ABO thirst because I simply hold no control over myself.

Al-Haitham’s fond of you. It isn’t quite what he intended — nor the direction he intended it in — when he divulged the fact that he was interested in you.

Perhaps, it is your unconventional ideologies, only on par with Kaveh’s naivety, or perhaps the way you seem to have Kaveh so domesticated (he was at Al-Haitham’s ear for weeks for daring to point out how the two of you seemed to get on like a house on fire, worded perhaps in less kinder terms) it’s an amusing sight to witness.

Or your unwitting genius, when you come across Al-Haitham on days he’s going through new texts, and strike up a debate regarding the contents of the author’s mindset and the degree and quality of said research.

He isn’t quite as obvious as Kaveh; ready with his smiles and clear affections worn across his sleeve.

…Nor is he quite as lacking as his former friend in self-discipline, when it comes to reigning in his instincts as an Alpha. Finding himself against you at the weakest callings of an approaching rut, or the siren call of your heats. Al- Haitham supposes you too are to blame, for spoiling Kaveh as you do; you never turn the man down and try as Kaveh might, to be a gentleman and spare you, it is always you giving him the go-ahead to fuck you as he pleases, wherever…

And later on, whenever—

His ruts are close at hand, Kaveh finds it physically intolerable to have you close and not bury his entire body into yours, threading his limbs about your body and sinking his face into the soft heat of your breasts.

He started off gentle and slow at the beginning of your arrangement, and he remained determined to follow through his resolve to relieve himself on your scent alone. The idea of tackling you down like some sort of… beast every time a rut hit, seeking you out for mere physical relief — despite your arrangement — didn’t sit right in his heart.

But you are a curious and fascinating creature, and Kaveh did not quite bet on being as infatuated with you as he is; you seem almost crafted to complete a whole of him. And you are… unfortunately, incredibly persistent.

And—

Incredibly tight, he gasps. When Kaveh finds himself buried up to the hilt within you, he’s blind to all sense except the feeling of your wet heat, the burn of pleasure streaking up his length and knotting into his abdomen with the force and desperation of his thrusts. Close, the need to have you closer burning at the back of his throat and gnawing with the bite of bitter teeth into the swell of his lip.

“K-Kaveh.” Before you scold, and he complies, immediate; love-stricken, lust-driven, clenching his teeth into a bite at your shoulder and moans deep and long, mirroring the intensity of his release into you.

Nosing at that spot against your neck in post coital euphoria and overwhelming protection. Uncharacteristic burst of an intolerable instinct to bite into you and mark you his.

When Kaveh and Al-Haitham have their ruts coincide on the rare occasion—

The Scribe does not shy away from availing his privilege of several days of paid leave, off his roster of scarcely used holidays, when his ruts are near carnal, and certainly not when they happen to fall upon the same cycles as Kaveh’s (perhaps a natural result of bonding with the same omega). He needs the entirety of a 24/7 workday and more, when he is forced to share your body, pleasure and time with Kaveh. The latter not ceasing to whine and huff, even as he moans at Al-Haitham about positioning her right, going slower so she can concentrate on us both.

Taunts usually he answers with silence, or on occasion, when Kaveh is unbearably loud,

“Perhaps you aren’t pleasing her as well as you seem to think yourself able, if you believe she cannot concentrate simply because I am “harsh” on her.” Punctuating his statement with a particularly firm thrust, your quivering moan breaking along with Kaveh’s fumed sputtering.

Your tightening, at the punishing pace Al-Haitham sets for you both, dragging their orgasms from the Alphas at the same time, flooding you to the brim with their hot seed. Their knots traveling up and lodging into your pussy undoing your own vehement release from how large the stretch is, all of a sudden, and you see stars as you collapse against Al-Haitham, his low grunt burning at your ears from how incredibly hot you find him, so undone inside you.

Squeezing around them on instinct, pulling a collective groan from the two men. Al-Haitham raises his head, his gaze inspiring a fresh wave of nervous anticipation inside you, from how he looks at you as if he has no intentions of stopping until he has you well and truly bred. A man of spare words but the intensity of his lust and emotions once unstoppered, is enough to have your legs aching for days after.

A shudder creeping up your body from where he treks a gentle thumb against your cheek and just before he kisses you, a whisper of one, “Well done,” has your heart soaring within your chest.

And if Kaveh’s soft brushes of kisses against the crown of your shoulders, venturing just shy of your glands, is anything to go by, you know he too, is far from done yet.

#asks #anonymous #genshin impact kaveh #genshin impact al haitham #al haitham smut #kaveh smut #genshin impact smut #genshin x reader smut #genshin kaveh x reader smut #genshin al haitham x reader smut #GI kaveh #ns/fw #janulogue

[inthememetime]

Danny and Jazz get adopted by Harley Quinn, Pamela Isley, and Waylon Jones after the Fenton Adults accidentally forget about their kids after a science convention in Gotham. Jazz is ten and Danny is six, this uses your version of young Danny in which he can safely eat anything.

Danny and Jazz develop differently in Gotham with a loving trio of parents to guide them through life in Gotham, the Batfamily cannot comprehend how to kids raised by three supervillians can be so normal (by Gotham's twisted standards).

Also for this idea Harley is married to both Pamela and Waylon which is fully legal in the court of law, Harley is the glue that ultimately keeps their family unit together.

KILLER CROC! KILLER CROC! KILLER CR- *somebody slaps me*

Whoo! Ok, sorry, he's such a fun villain. Here we go!

It was less Harley, Waylon, and Pamela adopting them and more Jazz and Danny adopting the trio.

Danny pretty much latched onto Waylon. Literally. With teeth. Waylon thought it was hilarious, brought the gremlin home, and bam! another kid was riding on his back the whole time and he didn't notice.

At first, they try to find their parents, but the kids don't want to leave. As in 'causing potentially deadly shenanigans' don't want to leave.

And you know what? They can respect that. Waylon falls first. Not only are these kids Not Afraid of him, the little biter won't leave him alone. He shares Waylon's food (people don't like to get within 5 feet of a guy named Killer Croc when he's eating for a Reason), and he somehow accidentally starts teaching Danny how to hunt in the sewers and abandoned buildings.

(Does Danny get a taste for human flesh in this? Probably.)

Jazz likes the human mind, she's insatiably curious, and so she gets the nickname of Harley's little duckling. (Changes to Red Swan or something badass later, but she keeps the goose/swan/duck in her name because those are Scary Birds) (ooh or maybe The Cassowary)

Danny gets a nickname too. Maybe Gator-Bog or something?

More under the cut!

Despite Waylon's insistence that Danny is adopted, they all believe he's his biological son because they have witnessed Danny: bite the Joker's nose off when he got too close, eat a sewer rat, nearly bite Tim's fingers off (luckily he was wearing heavy gloves), hiss like a creachur, and he also sets off Damian's 'dangerous animal let me pet it' alarms.

Danny can eat everything because he's contaminated by ectoplasm, so there's also the reflecting eyes, sharp teeth, and weird strength.

Batman returns Danny to his 'dad' at least once a month. Keeping Danny out of Shenanigans is pretty much a full time job, so he's a lot less of a frequent bat-villain lately.

Jazz, meanwhile, seems perfectly normal. This leads to the batfam kidnapping her at least once a month for several years. Hilariously, when Danny is cleaned up, he gets confused for Damian until he opens his mouth leading to multiple accidental kidnappings.

By the time the Fentons find Danny, the batfam is just cackling. "That kid? Go ahead, pick him up. Just count your fingers after."

By the time they find Jazz, the batfam is no longer laughing because they had some weird ghost netting that managed to hold Gator-Boy.

At some point, Constantine arrives and continuously tries to persuade everyone that Danny is a ghost.

Damian is the least kidnapped member of the batfam, despite being the youngest, because kidnappers have accidentally mistaken Danny for Damian before. The ones who managed to keep their lives (Waylon is never happy about people kidnapped either of his kids), and their fingers/noses/ears (Danny has and will happily rip a kidnappers face off) spread the rumor.

When Danny actually, finally dies and becomes a halfa, because ghosts look like how they see themselves, he turns into a ghostly version of Killer Croc.

Hilariously, everyone STILL believes Constantine is wrong. That's no ghost. Clearly, that's a were-crocodile.

Danny is still a hero! Sort of. He takes a bite out of crime- literally.

Vlad tries to kidnap him. It does Not Go Well. For Vlad. Danny, Pamela, Jazz, Harley, and Waylon have a great time.

"That's a ghost!" "Yes, Constantine, Plasmius is a ghost, we know." "Danny is too!" "Leave sleeping were-gators lie, honestly"

Damian and Danny regularly blame hijinks on the other. "Damian, who beat an abusive zoo owner nearly to death?' " Gator-boy, most likely." "Danny, who rescued 200 people from Mr. Freeze?" "I heard that one of the Wayne kids was there."

OR

Alternatively for Vlad: realizes the Fentons abandoned their kids like they abandoned him and becomes the weird, slightly concerning uncle. Teaches Danny all about being a halfa, but also has cloned him.

"You cloned my son?!" "It was an accident!" "There are 4 clones!!!!" "Oops?"

Constantine breaks down into tears because there's now 6 ghosts in Gotham, and nobody believes him about 5.

Danny, the were-gator. David the were-skeleton. Don the were-Frankenstein, Michael the were-dinosaur, and of course Dani the were-shark.

Vlad's 'children' go trick or treating as sheet ghosts to Constantine's house every year because it's always hilarious.

#danny phantom #inthememetime #danny phantom au #vlad masters #jack fenton #maddie fenton #waylon jones #killer croc #poison ivy #pamela isley #harley quinn #dp x dc #constantine #batfam #ask answered #come ask me things

[tamlinsimp]

So I was expecting to hate Tamlin (&Nesta) reading the books. But after reading all of them I am so confused. What are your thoughts on that?

Like the only “bad” thing Tamlin did was lock her up, but that was PTSD and Tamlin thought he was protecting her. Just like Rhys “trying to protect Feyre” UTM when he SA’d her. Why was that forgiven? And the fact Tamlin "exploded" and could have hurt Feyre. I just knock that up to Tamlin not knowing how to control his powers considering he never really learned how (and part of that was goading). 

But Rhys SA's her, tortured her, forced her to make a bargain, trained her to use her powers so she can fight against hybern, made her steal from another court, used her as a sex symbol in CoN, made her fight the weaver for a test and so on, but this all gets forgiven.

Rhys did all this but he can't forgive Lucien, Tamlin and Nesta. (But elain is ok cause she's elain)

Tamlin gave back her family's wealth too.

Rhys would have sold Feyre’s sisters out in a heartbeat to save her (considering how he literally threatens to kill Nesta) so Tamlin allying with Hybern makes sense. 

Not to mention Rhys can literally mind control people, so its no wonder Tamlin never believed her. 

Tamlin helped win the war, he saved Elain and Azriel (and Feyre) plus he got Beron to help AND he saved Rhys life and told her to be happy. Like?? I would like to know your thoughts on this. :)

Hi anon! You are definitely not alone in feeling this way. I am one of the ones who never really hated him. Sure, it got really frustrating when he started acting out but truly, I was equally confused because Tamlin book 1 vs. book 2 were hugely different. We can say the change was because of the trauma they both experienced UTM, but I personally feel that it wasn't develop enough to convince me that that was the reason vs. SJM retconning him. Tamlin did a lot of things out of protection. He had good intentions, but handled it poorly. It still doesn't make it okay that at some points, he was sacrificing Feyre's needs for his peace of mind. But in retrospect, his concerns were valid. Feyre was lowkey cr/azy for wanting to go in harm's way all over again while everybody was literally settling, processing and finding a new norm. And she was actually in great danger because she was being hunted by Hybern. Add Rhysand there as well who created this image that he was the worse fae ever in everyone, especially Tamlin's, eyes. Something's gotta give ya know? IMO, Tamlin is not a bad "person." He made stu/pid decisions, but never out of malice. I can't say the same for Rhysand. He's done atrocious things simply for the fa/ck of it or to bully Tamlin. I cannot hate Tamlin because to me, he is more selfless than Rhysand is as a HL and as an individual. And there are plenty of instances to back that up.

#anti rhysand #anti feyre #anti feysand #tamlin #pro tamlin

[zevlors-tail]

in the newest lesson we finally got the reveal about what happened to simeon!!

I saw, I saw!!! 😭😭😭

I had to spoil it for myself again because I literally could not take not knowing.

Spoilers for lesson 76 under the cut!

ALSKGJFJAKDJG I cannot BELIEVE HE'S HUMAN!? I 100% thought that he was going to fall or that he had already, but I guess when I was thinking more about it last night, it makes sense. Maybe this is kind of a sign that the Celestial Realm is easing up on punishments? Idk, they could have easily made him take the fall for that bc in theory he did the exact same thing Lilith did, right? But with a ring instead of the apple.

Also, I'm questioning who exactly turned him human. Did Michael do it? Did his Father? Or was it some higher up within the realm? My immediate guess is Michael, but Simeon doesn't really confirm or deny this so it's hard to tell. But personally, I think Michael is being set up as a villain. I'll bet you that's the next new character we'll get to see, and I'm also willing to bet he's gonna stir the pot and create a whole fiasco involving the Celestial Realm and Simeon himself. (This blog fully supports Michael Slander. F*ck you, Michael!)

I have SO many questions. Like, is he fully human, meaning he ages normally now in human years, or was he just turned mortal as in he could get injured or die just like MC? Who turned him human? What does this mean for the game and in what direction will things be going from here? Is Diavolo keeping him as a human exchange student now? Where is he living at now since he can't stay in the Celestial Realm anymore? Does he have some place to stay in the Human Realm or is he living full time in the Devildom?

There are so many unanswered questions! But I am both relieved to know what happened and so very sad at the same time. The Celestial Realm was his home. Can you imagine how hard that must have been for him and the personal struggle he might have went through? He knew he broke the rules. He knew what he was risking when he took the ring of light. But he loved and cared for MC so much that he did it anyways, and he ended up losing his home, probably most of his friends in the CR, and his powers. And he doesn't even hold any of it against MC- he sees them as his reason to keep going despite everything that's happened to him.

I don't know if Luke found out in this lesson or not, but I'm not ready for the angst and heartbreak that's going to create in him. I just know it's gonna be emotional. Poor baby...and poor Simeon! I can't wait to see how the rest of this plays out!

#obey me lesson 76 #obey me spoilers #obey me shall we date spoilers #lesson 76 spoilers #obey me simeon

[calypsoff3]

Forty. Part 5

Rubbing my face, the way I fell asleep as soon I started watching those cartoons, I was so out of it as soon as. Raihan seemed so content and I am glad he is happy. He is still asleep but let me find out where he is, clearly he didn’t wake me or even care to wake me, probably didn’t want to bug me with being so fast asleep but he still should have woke me. Making my way out of the bedroom, it is so quiet so I am wondering if he is here now, looking around and seeing nothing. Making my way to the table, cake “oh shit, his birthday” I said seeing the writing on the half-eaten cake, it was right there in my mind, but everything just flooded it, I am so fucking stupid. It was right there but then all the issues “fuck, fuck, fuck. Chris!?” I half shouted; he isn’t here of course he isn’t. He is going to be so upset with me, he isn’t going to accept my sorry either, I didn’t purposely do it. Getting my phone out of my pocket, loading up my Instagram and the first thing I see is Rocky and Chris, they are at a meal “oh my god” I said in disbelief, he is really going to hate me. Answering Jah’ call “hello” I said “heard meeting was cut short?” he said “oh god, about that. Just wanted to ask have you seen Chris. I’m trying to find Chris; do you know where he is?” Jah is laughing, I have a feeling this bald headed nigga knows “we went to party, he called me in the middle of the night, like two I think and he said let’s go so we out out, did you not see the bottle girls sign?” Oh I hate this man “tell him to come home right now, I want him here” disconnecting the call, I need to find out what he is on on about. I really didn’t personally do this on purpose, I swear it was right there. I didn’t expect Chris to be here either so this is all last minute for me too, tapping on Jah’ name and the video is the first thing I see, Chris is laughing his ass off. Putting the sound on “you a clown bro!” Chris shouted, the camera turned to the bottle girls; I gasped “sad boy hours when Rihanna forgot my birthday” I read out, I hate Jah so much. Chris is really laughing at my ass “it’s a true story!! Nobody hearing me, she forgot my birthday” the camera turned to Chris “don’t worry boo, we got you” Jah said, “we will find you a new wife!” Everyone started cheering and the video cut off, I cannot believe they did that in the club. They aired out that I forgot, what the fuck is their problem. I really wasn’t expecting him to be here, this is the point nobody is getting.

I huffed out shaking my head “I didn’t do it” Raihan said “so mommy did it then? Did I pee on the bed?” I said to him, he shook his head “then who did it Raihan? Why did you pee on the bed!” I spat, he put his head down “don’t get sad, it’s ok. Go and take these clothes off and I will run you a bath” he comes into my bedroom saying he peed, not anywhere in the bathroom but on the bed, that child is just, I mean I love him “I want booboo” looking around the room “I don’t think daddy bought it, you don’t need it anyways” I said to him “I want booboo mommy” he whined out “mommy I want it” hearing the door close “listen to me, stop it, I mean it” Raihan wrapped his arms around my leg whining “what did I tell you to do” moving him away from me “take off your clothes” walking off, I think that is Chris anyways “nice of you to come home” he is laughing “mhmm yeah” he smiled, he is high as shit “I didn’t purposely forget your birthday, I am so sorry I did Chris. So much was happening yesterday and I feel so bad that I have forgotten, I really do” he just smirked “right, right” he leaned against the door frame “you don’t believe me?” I said “I am just smiling” he is looking behind me “you naked boy” he said “Chris I am sorry; this is all so much I didn’t mean too” why isn’t he listening to me “ok” he cleared his throat “why don’t you believe me” my voice broke “why are you crying? I should be crying, anyways you want cake” I started crying “I am sorry” hearing Raihan running and then he started crying with me “I am eating cake” Chris walked off.

Chris didn’t come to comfort me at all, he is just eating cake while I cleaned up Raihan. Watching him sit back as he blew out the smoke from his lips “Raihan is here” I said to him “he knows what a cigarette is right, don’t be all like this. Have some cake, it was from Costco” he pointed, he is laughing again, he keeps laughing but I think he is angry really. I quickly grabbed Raihan hand “no cake for you yet!” I spat, dragging him away “go and find booboo, come to me after” I know it isn’t here, but he needs something to do. Sitting down across from Chris “I am sorry, I will keep apologising but I am” Chris shrugged “but Robyn, I was there. Jen said about my birthday, I said she has a pussy she can give me that, it’s blatantly there, my birthday is there but you chose to not notice. I am not angry at it; I just have to laugh that you now want to apologise when you knew. How do you not know my birthday or forget, at some point you say it right. We made it a joke in the club, we had too because to be honest, you look useless. Like every bitch remembered but my own, made that make sense” I gasped “Chris” he is being an asshole now “look, I think I need to leave to go home. I think we need some space again; I need to go home to my own house and just not be here because I will say something to upset you which I have now. I don’t want that, on a real it’s annoying but then again it doesn’t bother me” he said “you called me a bitch Chris, you right. You need to go home, I need to go home to the kids” I got up “and sort that nigga out, he looks stupid as fuck” he said “who?” I questioned “your motherhood is showing through Raihan Robyn, he is the most stupid child we have, just please. Go, walk away” he is being so nasty, walking off to the bedroom “fuck!” Chris half shouted; I need to leave him alone.

I feel like the joke now, I am on the jet home because there is no point in us going separately so we are going home, I don’t like Chris being this way with Raihan, he is cold with him and doesn’t want to know him at all, it’s him because Raihan is going to him, he wants him “are they still speaking on me about the birthday?” Taina cringed “yeah” she sat down “it’s the joke of the group” I huffed out “I didn’t think Chris would be coming here, I would have gone home and celebrate with him, later but I would have. Now it’s like a joke” Chris is right we need space again “anyways, how have you been?” I asked Taina “I am good thank you, I wanted to stay in New York but he is like oh come with us, it will be for a few days please, men” she chuckled “Herb is a good man, I think he goes along with Chris’ stupid plans but he is still a good man, very supportive too” I admitted “they are very close, it’s cute to see. I think they bond over their stupidness because half of the things I be hearing I side eye; I am like that is not even funny” she laughed “what is Chris like at the house? I mean clearly when I am there he is different but when I am not there, do you stay there?” I asked, she paused thinking “well I mean yes and no, I have a few times stayed over but I just want to sleep but erm, they just play games a lot, basketball. Lot’s of boys come and that is why I said to Herb I don’t want too, I want my sleep and they are fooling around” nodding my head “do girls come? Be truthful? Like parties, I won’t say anything” she is laughing “you going to get me kicked out of their little man cave, but they have parties every night, but I won’t say parties, it’s like a get together where they are vibing and having fun, and there is girls that come but it’s like a friend of a friend type thing, they know these girl, but they are bitches, and I don’t have the time for them. But Chris, he just be playing, and smoking weed, that is it. He don’t be doing anything” so he does have females there, that is all I heard from that “thank you” I said to her “and now Herb will have me banned” she sighed out “but like if I did see something where I am like wow you married then I would say it but I don’t, that is the truth” nodding my head, I believe her.

Reaching over and picking Raihan up, he is taking too long to come down the steps “mommy!” Raihan wrapped his arms around my neck, he is so damn happy, but this is my mistake. I shouldn’t have left him with Chris, I should have taken him with me because I don’t accept that he left him in the hotel “he got legs, he can walk” Chris said watching me “oh shut up!” I retorted “breaking your back for what?” rolling my eyes, I have no idea which car I am going in “that is for the homies” he is pissing me off “fuck you! Ok, your homies can get the fuck out” the driver looks so confused “I am going in here, fuck you and your homies” getting into the SUV with Raihan “the kids Rih, the kids. Teaching them the bad” Herb said “take me to his house, I am going to get the kids” Chris leaned against the door “my house?” he is saying it like I swore at him “where else is my kids? Your house right, so I am going there to get them” Chris laughed “you know what, we are beter living separate lives” Chris stepped back from the door “I got you, mhmm yeah” he slammed the door on me “damn, y’all having it out with each other” I am in the car with Herb I guess “he left my son with a bodyguard in a hotel, I do not care if he is the pope we can’t trust everyone” I was going to say about the parties but then Taina told me that and I can’t “you didn’t even wish him a happy birthday Rih, that is hurtful” I huffed out “and I will continue to ignore it” shaking my head.

I just feel like Chris, and I can’t get on the same page, I don’t know what to do. I just want to get the kids and go home, grabbing Raihan from the SUV. Chris just stared at me “did you beat Jay Z up dad? You bought mom home” Rylee said smiling, placing Raihan down “mommy” Junior made his way out “hi baby, what is that? Are you eating cake?” he nodded his head “it’s dad cake” the state of his face “hi Amerie, how was the kids? We can go home now” I said “oh good, dad doesn’t let Melo near the house and Junior ate the cake we bought dad for his birthday” Rylee hugged me “mhmm your dad for you” Rylee gasped “you both fallen out again” I sniggered “shut up, just gather your stuff will you, Imani” she is so cute my little girl “hi mom, grandma never said you was coming today” hugging her “I know, neither did I but I am home now. Where is Tianna?” I asked “in bed, she is unwell Rihanna” Amerie said “oh god no, ok then kids. Come let’s get your stuff together and then we can go home” wrapping my arm around Imani, pressing a kiss to the top of her head “you two are so draining” Rylee whined out “stop it, you’re going to upset the younger ones” Rylee needs to keep her whining to herself “but mom, I thought you both was getting along?” she asked “Rylee, just don’t right now. We are trying to work on us, it will take time, stop making it hard for me, please” I pleaded with her “ok mom” she mumbled “now please, inside. Pack” I just want to go home.

I don’t know if these kids are packing or playing around because why the fuck are they taking so long “you look terrible, have you been taking tablets?” Tianna nodded her head “just hold out, then you can get in bed once you get home. This home is probably infected with the amount of people that come in and out of it” Herb snorted laughing “that low ball Rih” Tianna walked off “where was the lie?” looking at him “bitter ex wife be like that” Chris said, I scoffed “you are just, whatever” I am annoyed all round with him and Taina added to that now “I am sorry, I apologise for what I said in the hotel but you are dead ass wrong can I just say that” he made his way to me “and why can’t you just let me feel bad about it? Why can’t you just shut your mouth and let me feel guilty about it, instead now you are in the wrong, which you are. Ok fine you apologise but you are nasty, and I don’t like it, you are upsetting me and I need time away from you. I really fucking regret missing your birthday, I do but I didn’t expect you there at all. I would have made it up to you but now, not really” he pressed his lips into a hard thin line “I would think before you speak Chris” he just stared at me “if it's going to have you apologise to me then don’t bother” he licked his lips “I just think” he stopped himself “I just want you to know Robyn that I do love you and that you not acknowledging something was hurtful to me, I am upset with you and that is all I have to say in that matter” oh he held himself back “Maxwell would be proud of you” he turned away and walked off, putting my head down rubbing my face.

#Chrianna #Chrianna FF #Fanfic #Fanfiction #Chrianna Fanfic #Chrianna Fanfiction

[batnsons]

I would also like to thank sam riegel and critical role for once again reigniting my decade-long obsession with david tennant

#this man… #OOF #been in love with him for nearly ten years #and it just keeps going #he just gets better and better #cannot believe we got him in cr #now he needs to guest star in campaign 3 #i need it #tlovm spoilers #tlovm #david tennant #cr #critical role #cr cast #sam riegel #rey rambles #rey's endless list of old guy crushes

[shifting4tae]

the first time i shifted! (story-time)

WARNING: theres alot of swearing and unnecessary use of "anyways"

i never shifted on my first try, it took quite a while for me to finally get it-

the first time i shifted, i was in my kpop DR ( i had my own group)

i made myself a short script template and a detailed shifting script (if i feel like making my DR the exact way i want it to be)

i used the raven method which is very useful to me. (i posted how to do the raven method <3)

so anyways-

i scripted that my eyes should automatically open (and they did).

once i woke up, i was in bed and one of the members (Seon) was next to me.

YALL WHEN I SAID I WAS SHOCKED- I WAS SO SHOCKED I CANNOT BELIEVE I SHIFTED-

i went to check myself out in the mirror ;) and damn was i looking good :D

anyways

i got out of bed and i cuddled next to Seon (Taehyung inspired)

about 10 minutes later, we went to wake up the rest of the members

we ate breakfast AND THE FOOD WAS SO GOODHEBHFJ

like i was saying

after breakfast we did our skincare and got dressed, worked out, etc

then we went to the studio and started working on our new song

time skip-

once we were done, we went to the club (for some reason) and did...stuff

anyways

we were tired asf so we went to bed early, AND THEN

YALL AND THEN THE WEIRDEST THING HAPPENED

OKAY OADGDKSJ

ok so

the rest of the members were asleep and i was still awake (oh and i scripted that i can still sleep in my DR without returning to my CR)

then someone knocked on my window

fr i thought it was a bird but then i got up and it was TAEHYUJNG FUCKIGN KNOCKING ON MY WINDOW AT LIKE 2AM

I SWEAR I DID NOT SCRIPT THIS AT ALL, I JUST SAID THAT TAEHYUNG AND I WERE CLOSE FRIENDS BUT I DID NOT KNOW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

anyways

i was kinda mad at him but i opened the window and he climbed through

he said i forgot something at the studio

idk but like i thought that was weird so i asked him what i forgot

he gave me a pen..

HE GAVE ME A FUCKITGJN PEN THAT WASNT EVEN MINE-

then i did something by accident...kinda

i took the pen and threw it at his chest (?)

he got mad which was scary tbh but i just stood there-

THENHBDC

he took my arms and HE WALKED TOWARDS ME AND WAS SO CLOSE TO MY FUCKIGN FACE AHHHHHHHHH

anyways

THEN MY FACE TURNED RED RED RED AND HE SMILED

BRO THAT WAS HOT ASF IDC

THEN I GOT SO SHY I SAID MY SAFE WORD AND I WENT BACK TO MY CR

i am so disappointed in myself

that was 3 months ago and im still shy to go back there-

so recently i went to different DR's

BUT-

im gonna try and go back to my kpop DR soon :))

anyways

sorry this was long asf

i'll be posting all the methods rn

bye <3

#SHIFTING #SHIFTING REALITIES #SHIFTING COMMUNITY #REALITY SHIFTING #REALITY SHIFT #SHIFTING4TAE #story time #shifting stories #kpopdr #kpop

[thevanillacorner]

ANON ASK: Could we get headcanons of Fat Gum reacting to his plus size black wife wearing lingerie for the first time? Like she’s in the middle of trying it on in their bedroom that has a full-length mirror and he walks in on her adjusting straps and stuff?

This is 18+

Note: Attached is a google doc link to two different sets I think are freakin' nice.

Anon you got the right idea here. Aw MAN this one got me a lil heated towards the end ngl.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

TAISHIRO TOYOMITSU (Fat Gum)

His poor wife didn’t even get to put on the garter belt and stockings that came with the set.

When I say this man pounces on her, I MEAN IT.

His hands don’t stop touching her and he’s asking so many questions so fast.

The number one thing he wants to know is why it’s taken so long for her to show off like this. After he gets over the initial shock and wave of questions, he starts complimenting the heck outta her. He can’t stop himself.

“DAMN!! Well don’t you look like the most scrumptious Texas Roadhouse roll in the basket. Where’s the honey butter, darlin’? I need to eat you up.”

[Context: Texas Roadhouse is an American steakhouse with really good rolls paired with honey butter. They are in most states, and I believe 9 or 10 other countries.]

He’s not kidding about eating her up either.

He is so FLOORED. I cannot stress enough how surprised he is.

He wants to take it off and go to town, but he also wants to keep staring at her because “omg you look amazing, and I wish I could burn this into my memory”

He’s gonna show up at home with like 6 new sets the next day. He’s making her model for him in different poses and stuff. It’s honestly adorable.

HAH he might even have background music playing like a runway while she steps out of their bathroom. Music is blasting and he’s YELLING all sorts of compliments and whistling. This man is a giant ball of sunshine/joy and he is not holding back.

He is really conflicted about taking the first set off and pleasing his wife. He truly wants to keep staring at her and I think seeing her in it awakened something within him.

Y’all think he would try to get a Fat Gum custom lingerie set made for his sugarplum? I do. He gets her some NICE thigh high stockings too. He’s so weak for them.

OKAY SO, the spicy! He gets her the most comfortable wear resistant one-piece scallop trim custom Fat Gum set that’s cr-tchless. (Idk if I have to censor that for this to show up in the tags so I’m doing it just in case) It has a thick bow in the front because he feels like seeing her like this is a godlike treat. He also wants to tease the heck outta her by undoing it super slowly.

The first time they use this set while making love he puts her on top so he can hold her and run his hands along the lace.

“Oh, uh I just want to make sure you don’t hurt yourself!”

Liar! He wants to hold her by the waist and watch the material move around while they make love. It makes things 10x more pleasurable for him. He actually struggled to hold back his release the first time because his wife looks so amazing.

The lingerie adds so much for him, and his wife definitely buys more and likes to surprise him some nights. She keeps an eye on the news throughout the day and will prepare herself if he’s had a rough day.

OH WAIT HOLD UP!!!

Imagine serving this man dinner in an apron with a comfortable set he bought underneath it and having him watch you the entire time you’re prepping his plate. Omg I need a second holy–whew! He’s sat at the dinner table that has a full view of the kitchen and he’s got this sinful grin on his face. His eyes never leave your body. He keeps saying how delicious the food looks–he ain’t talkin’ about the food on the stove. Of course, you’re wearing a crotchless set and he can see you dripping. PFFFTTT at one point he asks, “would you like me to drink that up for you?”

Wheeeew BAY-BEE

#fat gum x reader #fat gum headcanons #taishiro toyomitsu x reader #taishiro toyomitsu headcanons #fat gum smut #taishiro toyomitsu smut #fat gum x black reader #taishiro toyomitsu x black reader #black reader #black wife reader #reader in lingerie #lingerie #fat gum #taishiro toyomitsu #taishiro #I think the next scenario will be him watching [Y/N] cook dinner for him #like he asks her if she's comfortable wearing it before anything happens of course

[mingying]

[spoilers] hosplay season 2 ep3 - ikjun/songhwa

I am on cloud nine. 

When I posted my theories about ep 1 two weeks ago, never would I have expected such a huge development to happen 2 episodes after! This episode is what I will describe as Songhwa’s preliminary realisation, and the catalyst for this is told through the perspectives of two people in this episode. 

TL;DR: This is a sign that Ikjun and Songhwa are now positively moving in the direction of endgame!!!

cr: _fever_pitch @ twitter 

This scene made me smile so hard! While Songhwa may have asked Ikjun for dinner because she wanted to ask him about DLL, the fact that she initiated it by literally using Ikjun’s iconic “let’s eat” line, speaks a lot. I love the way Ikjun’s face lighted up in an instant when he realised it’s Songhwa.

What I realised also is that he even invited Junwan to eat with them in the cafeteria - maybe he didn’t want to burden Songhwa since they would be alone? Or maybe he was just trying to protect his own heart, we cannot be too sure but definitely, Ikjun-ah, best boi you, best boi. 

The next scene that comes is definitely one scene that highlights their dynamics as work partners. Other than the fact that Ikjun knew Songhwa was worried over something and asked her to just speak up just by looking at her stirring her food, it seems that Ikjun/Songhwa approach things in a somewhat similar wavelength.

Ikjun points out at once that “we can help them”, to which Songhwa confirms saying that she already told them they could. 

When Ikjun says that it doesn’t matter if the patients do it in a different hospital in Seoul because DLL can still provide financial support - Songhwa replies “I told them that”. 

And when Songhwa said DLL will contact Yulje, because the other university hospitals aren’t willing to take the case, Ikjun agreed and said “good”.

Ugh, I absolutely love their rapport here. It shows understanding and compatibility between two friends who clearly share the same opinions about certain things and I love that they’re working together for DLL.

Ms Songhwa saying this line just shows that she values and trusts Ikjun’s judgement. Just as how she whole heartedly believed him when he told her that a “Villain” is someone who works hard to pay bills (BUAHAHA I can’t wait for her to realise the truth and strangle Ikjun).

Ma’am, why do you look like him as he is leaving like he is your entire world?

Coughs. Moving on!

Heo Seonbin~~ Just like how long have you observed your Professor and her best friend that you’re able to form this sort of conclusion that he always makes her laugh and that he will ‘totally’ do it for her if she asks?

Of course, this whole fake dating thing didn’t materialise because Songhwa isn’t the type to go for that - plus she respects Ikjun’s feelings, I’m sure, so she wouldn’t want to put him in that sort of confusing situation after knowing how he feels for her. 

But I have a strong feeling that this scene is strategically placed for a reason and that is to nudge Songhwa towards the realisation that other people are seeing something special between them despite her insistence many times that they’re just friends. And who is the best to tell her that other than Seonbin, who is practically the closest friend that she has at this point that isn’t part of her gang.

In the previous episode, I posted a theory from a kfan that Ikjun was the one who asked for Seokmin’s favour to scrub in the Violinist’s surgery to ease Songhwa’s burden, and that the strawberry cake Seonbin brought for Songhwa towards the end of the ep, was actually bought by Ikjun. This theory remains as a theory until proven otherwise but I live for the fact that SilverDragon may be the ones playing cupid for their Professor this season. I mean, Songhwa did play cupid for them in S1, right?

Kekeke, now, onto my favourite scene of the episode. Kyuhyung’s cameo as Gyeongjin’s brother! I still cannot believe we got this scene handed to us on a silver platter but dude, it’s a complete parallel to IkSong and I absolutely LIVE for Songhwa’s expressions during Hanyang’s (I’ll just call him that) story telling.

Songhwa drank her coffee twice - girlie probably felt so called out that she was flustered and had to busy her hands with something. That’s human tendency, anyway. And we know from EP 1 that her rejection didn’t address Ikjun’s confession in its entirety. So for Hanyang to say “my answer didn’t make sense,” could very well be what Songhwa had in the back of her mind after her rejection, or what she will now realise moving forward.

“As a man and a woman, not just friends.”

A foreshadow, I hope? Because I am betting that this entire scene will play out in Songhwa’s mind over and over again. He is the catalyst she needs at this point of time to realise that the risk is worth taking.

The best line ever. It’s so simple yet so profound. So realistic, too. Because we know exactly who it is that is capable of making Songhwa feel happy. It’s the one person that always makes her laugh. And what more do you need, honestly?

What struck me, as I’ve mentioned on Twitter, is that the scene could have just ended after Hanyang said this line - that being with his gf makes him happy/great. But instead, we got a follow up question from him in that he quite literally ASKED her straight up, if she had someone like that in her life too.

And...guess who showed up at that very moment? Casually, without any hint of jealousy or envy but just decided to stick a straw into his nose?

cr: milly_v_v @ twitter

And made her laugh...without fail again?

I’m not crying, I swear.

My mind is officially at ease, because it seems that IkSong is definitely now headed towards the right direction. ShinLee really wasn’t joking when he put triple Rainbows during the drive in the tunnel. Triple Rainbow...for three episodes? Kekeke.

I’m thinking that Songhwa may still need one or two more eps to sort out her feelings, but by Ep 6 I’m guessing she will finally take the first step towards a relationship with Ikjun. But hey, I’m always prepared to be surprised in the best ways possible (like this entire scene in Ep3) by ShinLee.

#hospital playlist season 2 #iksong #my otp #lee ikjun x chae songhwa #lee ikjun #chae songhwa #hospital playlist #spoilers

[thatstupidpotato]

POSSESSIVE MUCH // Katuski Bakugou//

synopsis: after being able to tolerate and date each other for a full three years, both the bakusquad and dekusquad decide to celebrate their last few days together:)

warnings: possessive y/n and curse words :)

this is my first time in tumblr:) and english is not my first language so i am sorry for all the errors:' anywayy i hope you enjoyy:)

cr: to the owner of the masterpiece:)

"Do you think he will ever man up?" Kirishima says as he looks at his friend blushing profoundly at his crush while screaming death threats at her at the same time and she looks as equally pissed and flustered. "Man it is giving me real headache seeing how oblivious they are about their feelings for each other."  Kaminari frowns as Bakugou raises his hands ready to blow his crush' face off. Now this was some free shit fucked up romance the bakusquad got to witness every day and if i am being honest? they would pay a thousand million dollar just to get away from them. For this shit show to end. For maybe Bakugou to man up and confess his feelings or for y/n to women up and do something about hers as Kirishima says. " Dang it mann i cannot see this anymore.... i will have to get myself involved now." Everybody looks at Mina for a split second and then looks back at the duo... currently Bakugou was desperately trying to push y/n away from him as she was very harshly pulling on his hair and kickin his legs. They could see a panicked Midoriya and Uraraka trying to prey their friend of off a very desperate explosive time bomb and Ilda telling them that if they don't stop fighting then he'd have to go get Aizawa sensei while doing his usual air chopping gesture. At the very mention of their teacher both the mentally frustrated teenagers quickly push themselves away from each other. They glare at each other as Midoriya pulls y/n by her wrist and while Bakugou makes his way towards his friends.

Bakugou scowls as he sits next to Kirishima and snatches his water and gulps everything down. " So now do YOU want our help or do you still think that you got it?" Sero smugly askes as Bakugou glares at him. Not directly being able to say he wants help Bakugou starts mumbling under his breath. "Bakubro you need to tell us to help you so we can actually help you and clearly you need help dude. You don't got this at all." Kiri can't help but laugh remembering the situation his friend was in a few moments ago. "Fine i need your help"

Y/n grunts as she sits down in a chair somewhere far away from the boy and his group of friends whoes hair she just nearly ripped of off.  "Why? i just need to know why you would treat the person you like like that. You just nearly made him go bald  y/n?!?!"  Now Uraraka was a very sweet and patient girl but seeing the way they treated each other was surely gonna be the last straw to her patience as well. "It's not me this time!! That piece of shit started it!" y/n points an accusing finger at Bakugou's direction. "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU POINTING A FINGER AT ME HUH YOU WORTHLESS BITCH?!!?!" "SEE!!"  This was going to be way more harder than they thought.

This was reallyy not that hard at all. And it was hard to believe at first but Bakugou being the desperate hot-head desperately trying to get his crush to actually like him back and not rip his hair was willingly cooperative. And y/n being a bold bitch that she was, she also willingly obeyed to everything her friends said. And now that leads to this current situation. Kirishima had briefly explained Bakugou what he was suppose to do and not do. Now he was patiently waiting for the girl to show up. Y/n on the other hand was ready to rip Bakugou's limps off his nicely built body. So apparently y/n was not willing to get out of her bed so Uraraka might have told her that Bakugou beat the shit out of Midoriya... well now that was chaos.

Let's not discuss in details how they both nearly killed each other. Just as y/n entered the room, Bakugou was ready to be sweet and cringe for the very first and the last time in his life but nah-uh. Y/n pounced on his and tackled him down. That was the last thing he expected to happen and this is Bakugou we are talking about so of course he fought back. Both dekusquad and bakusquad could only watch in pain as they once again indulged in a physical fight.

"WHAT THE HELL YOU CRAZY BITCH?!"

"YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IZUKU YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT!!"

"WHAT THE HELL YA TALKIN' BOUT?? I NEVER TOUCHED THAT DAMN NERD!!"

and just like that Bakugou understood what the hell was happening. This came as a shock to everyone but before y/n could say anything else, Bakugou quickly ran up to y/n and put his lips on hers. Luckly Kaminari got everything on camera:)

So now here they were a few years later. They had just recently graduated and to celebrate their hard work they all had decided to go out. They were all at some club and y/n was tired of glaring at the damn fucking hoes who were shamelessly eye fucking her boyfriend. And Bakugou? oh boy he enjoyed watching his girlfriend shoot daggers at each and every girl who laid their eyes on him.  "I have a very bad feeling about this guys..."  Midoriya wasn't very wrong about that. If this continued for any longer you bet your ass y/n was gonna flip out and no one could stop her... "Midoriya chill out bro. I'm sure nothing will happen right... right Y/n???!!" Every inch of Kirishima shivered at the look on y/n's face.

"Ohh hoo i can't promise anything to you right now Kiri." y/n had this creepy smile and her brows were frowned as a group of girls make their way toward them. Each of them sitting in between one of the boys. These bitches be blind.  And then they openly started flirting making everyone in the table uncomfortable and making y/n more annoyed. 

slut flirting with Katsu - "hey there hot stuff. I am Britney and you are?" she got no answer back as Bakugou ignored her and foucsed on how y/n eyebrows were furrow real hard and she had a disgusted look on her face. Was this slut really doing this? they paid no damn attention as all the fucking sluts desperately tried flirting.

Y/n glances at Midoriya and see that the slut was now clinging onto him and how he couldn't do anything to prey her of off him and poor Uraraka looked in pain as the girl ignored her attempts to get her to get off her friend. Y/n flinched when that slut pushed Uraraka making her stumble a little, Kirishima caching her before she fell. Ok so that's it you bitch.

"Hey you bitch you just pushed my friend and i don't know what the hell you and your little slut friends are doing here because nunna us want any of you here. You're making all of my friends uncomfortable so leave before this takes a bad turn." to say that the slut girl looked a little scared was understandable. After all y/n did have a bad temper so everyone tried their best to stay at her good side. She slowly let go of Midoriya and he look really relieved. That slut girl looked at the girl behind y/n. The one that has been eye fucking Bakugou the moment he stepped his foot inside that club. Ok so everyone was holding their breath no one saying anything, too scared to speak. All the slut girls stopped doing their shit and just started at y/n who turned around and looked at the 'Britney' slut. Now Britney was not one to get scared easily it seems. Bitch looked y/n up and down before rolling her eyes at her and turning her attention at Bakugou again. "So tell me moree about yourself ~"

And what did Bakugou do? He stared her in the face real hard. Like a blank face just started at her. Britney flinched a little before shifting uncomfortably. Oh ho did that bitch get an idea on how to get into his pants. Britney slowly turned toward Bakugou and crossed her legs, he dress moving up just a little bit more. She put one hand on her lap while the other one lifts her glass as she takes a sip of her drink. So now i think what she wanted to do was make it look sexy? but did it? nah-uh. Everyone made a disgusted face at her attempt. By now the people around their table had their attention turned to them as well. Y/n was trying really hard to keep her anger at bay. After all they were gonna be heroes so they had to have a nice reputation and y/n didn't wanna drag the others with her. "Britney? honey? i don't really know what you think of yourself but right now not only me but everyone here can see how dumb and a little slut you look like. So if you don't wanna humiliate yourself anymore, my advice? You turn around and you leave." and then y/n gave her a sarcastic smile. Britney looked around and saw that now half of the people were looking at her. Oh honey Britney wasn't going down without a fight.  She smirks smugly at y/n " I am sorry? but who are you again. You don't look that important to me." yes now she had done the it. Everyone looked prepare to hold y/n back. Y/n once again laughs sarcastically before slowly walking up to her. "You just had to do it didn't you Britney? you don't realise who you messing with bitch. But let me tell you loud and clear. You know the boy who you've been eye fucking all this time? yeah i am his girlfriend and i am far more important than you will ever be." y/n leans down to her eye level, starting her right in the eye and she could see how embarrassed she looked. Right now? y/n really didn't care about their reputation. She had crossed the line. And honestly? i think it'd be humiliating for her to just walk away from Britney. She just looked down on the future hero so of course she had to do something right? Y/n stands up straight and everyone sighs a breath of relief because she's not gonna beat that bitch up so now they could leave without anyone getting hurt. But that's not all was it? y/n picks up Britney drink more like snatches it from her hands before examining it properly and pouring it on her. Everyone gaps before laughing at her. Britney looks at Y/n with so much rage and y/n just smirks at her. Britney stands up ready to throw a fist at her. But before she could even take a step Bakugou stands up and pulls y/n towards her before crashing his lips on hers. Y/n kisses back. Their lips moving together in sync. Bakugou licks her bottom lip before sucking on them hard making y/n gaps at the painful pleasure. Bakugou shoves his tongue inside her mouth, his tongue exploring the inside of her mouth. He pulls her closer to him as his hands travels down to her ass, squeezing it hard making y/n bite on his tongue as hee hand tugs on his hair harder making Bakugou grunt. Yes they were having a full on make out session in the middle of a club and everyone was looking at them in shock. Britney looked more than humiliated as she stool still. Her drink making her hair and clothes sticky as she stares at the couple making out. She could hear a few snickers directed at her. Bakugou pulls away first looking at her with his eyes all soft and whipped as he smiles softly at her. Pecking her lips hardly one last time, he smugly looks at that Britney bitch as his hands stay around his girlfriend. Did you really think he was gonna waste his breath on her? no.

Bakugou smirks at Britney, his hands dropping down to intertwine with his girlfriend.

"Come on babe filthy whores don't deserve this much attention. You're just wasting your breathing talking to trash." and then mr. hot stuffs winks and walks away pulling y/n with him, others following behind laughing at the shook Britney. Few minutes after they leave the club everyone erupts in laughter.  Someone from the crowd screams "MAN I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST FLIRTED WITH THE FUTURE PRO HERO AND GOT MADE FUN OF BY ANOTHER FUTUR HERO" and all she could do now was run home and cry like a little pussy.

When they were back at the dorm y/n apologised for the way she behaved. "Chill y/n. You don't gotta be sorry. Infact it was really fun yk seeing her face." y/n smiled at all of them. Bakugou looks at y/n smugly "Possessive much?"

"Of course i am going to be possessive over you. You're mine."

________

that's all:) i hope you enjoyed:)

#bakugou katsuki #bakugou x reader #anime #bakugou x y/n #bnha bakugo katsuki #bakugou katuski x reader #boku no hero x reader #boku no hero academia #my hero academy fanfiction #boku no hero au #boku no hero bakugou #mha kirishima #mha kaminari #todoroki shouto #mha midoriya #mhn sero #fanfic #possessive yn #bnha x reader #bnha x y/n

[nochiquinn]

exandria unlimited episode 1: bacon lips rob ships

mala: cr is over, time for new cr

THE NAMELESS ONES why is that such a cool title

oh I really like this twitch frame thing

ashley. ma'am. I'm already gay.

aimee's fun buns

Comfy Matt

omar is a terrible co-star

oh no omar found the treat pocket

oh just let him go lmao

oh what is THIS

what kind of HBO intro

(this is not a complaint)

who had air ashari on their bingo card

art!!

ANIMATED ART??

the keep!!

(is anyone still in the keep)

cries

mala: liam going straight back to his ex

bard? bard???

bard!!

oh ashley's out to kill me

a FAUN??

I've known Fearne Calloway for twenty seconds and if anything happened to her -

liam's chinhandsing is me

FIRE MONKEY

I can't believe fearne's familiar is a chimchar

DORF

mala: Ferne: uwu Little Mister: O{}O

I really like these character cards

matt: five aabria: thank you rnjesus for this gift

I have had Opal for twenty seconds

"he's been practicing"

Monkey and the Angry Man, coming this fall

"it's canon now"

[travis voice] we should animate this

"we don't have to do the sound" too late

we lost matt

I cannot remember the last time I had to do the finger-snap-instead-of-laughing but HERE WE ARE

oh he's a BITCH I love him

"I am WILDLY UNCOMFORTABLE but I like the attention"

ashley's dice confirm what I've been saying for a year

"going off the rails" "we didn't start on the rails, you're good"

matt SAID he was gonna be the chaos center of the group

psychonauts gman. "I am a gardener. I am gardening."

"none of you look rich" opal: you take that the FUCK back

opal is extremely committed to her aesthetic and I love her for that

posca quick hide in a trash can until they go away

couldn't she just. step over him.

"do you want to do crimes with me?"

"maybe a really cool hat" matt really is travis' avatar in this game

dariax is the meat man

"do you have TWO daggers?"

"highfalutin" marisha's influence rears its head

"she's right about everything she said about this city" liam

me: these new designs look familTHEY GOT THE DC GUY

"bitch have you seen the ocean??"

she's from byroden?!

imagine not having watched c1 and not having extreme emotional reactions to "air ashari" or "byroden"

can't relate, am in distress

"I'm not becoming a criminal, I am babysitting"

common and elvish!! half-elf??

oh no

"some things are just for the audience" thank u aabria

don't give him that kind of responsibility

red cape? kingsley's person???

opal joins the thieves' guild

this is gonna ruin the word "food" for me the way c2 ruined "up", isn't it

("nein" and "nine" were already ruined by the sasha nein livejournal years and years ago)

why did I think it was a good idea to eat frozen lemonade while I watch this, I just started laughing and my WHOLE jaw siezed up

wait I missed a bit, BLIGHTSTAR?? that's so fucking cool

BOAT DOOR

steal the ship, STEAL THE SHIP

"travis, that one's for you"

"the bottom goers"

hmmmm, oh no

oh boy I hate THAT

OH BOY I HATE THAT

I should not have done the leviathan dlc today, I am On Edge

liam and his boots

LIAM forgot about LUCK

liam: nine aabria: wrong campaign

oh it's salesa's ship aabria's face at "put it on"

matt has such a good poker face and thus far aabria has NONE in the best possible way

"the nicest thing that's been wiped on you all day"

POTACK

lmao liam

me: hm I wonder if I can check the tal'dorei campaign setting about this item tal'dorei campaign setting: is propping up my monitor

(I finally retrieved it, I'll suffer until I find something else)

time is a sandwich

chimchar vs scolipede

mala: Aabria: you guys could be intelligent The Players: absolutely not, get out of here with that shit

"I have disadvantage on stealth" not fearne, just ashley

aabria's face every time one of them tries to hold it brings me so much life

AABRIA IT IS ONE AM

I'm never safe

MINIS MINIS MINIS

I love all the more or less neutral/muted color minis and then PINK

ICE KNIFE

"alright, moses"

Evil Circlet Bjorn

he's blocking her whole calf

THREE

catch me getting dagger resin molds just to make opal's pearlescent daggers

nutshot hdywtdt

aww matt finally got a hdywtdt that he didn't have to give himself

(that sounds more pathetic than I meant for it to lmao)

the HISSERS

"matcha mochi" child calls me mochi bc she doesn't pronounce words

good all the time yet

"I am nimble like a dancer"

"I attack the knob"

"I need you to pick another number"

I just think it's really unfair of aabria to put a level two party up against such a high-level enemy like a door

"we did it, we tired her out!"

Scary Purse

oh sh

lmao liam memed on himself

knowing who She and Her Friends are makes those little bits of conversations really satisfying

oh shit she said she loves a stinger

oh SHIT

#critical role #exandria unlimited #spoilers #liveblog #crititag #exutag #oh I gotta make that a tag bundle that's way too much to type

[still-a-morosexual-help]

AAhh I really like 45 it pushed the story along while also being just hilarious and touching and it was just so good!! 46 was just pokemon battles...

OBEY ME! LESSON 45 DETAILED SUMMARY

At breakfast the most of the brothers crowd around MC and ask them how different appliances work, Asmo apologizes for them and then immediately asks MC something as well and well Belphie calls him out on it he says he hasn't been in the human world for a really long time and things have changed. Beel says that the human world progresses so fast that it makes him dizzy and Asmo says maybe it feels like that since the devildom doesn't progress. Lucifer tells MC to get ready to leave once they're done eating (still on the white couches is2g this pisses me off so much) and when MC asks him wtf he says oh yeah forgot you nearly died while Solomon told you about getting a sorcerer's license. MC's got a meeting with Solomon and Beel & Lucifer were asked to come along. Mammon & Asmo protest cause they can't tag along.  Belphie says that Beel and Lucifer were probably chosen cause they'll at least appear as mature functioning adults.

They meet up with Solomon in front of the Sorcerer's Society HQ, which according to Solomon is filled with "Pompous Uptight Bureaucrats". It provides assistance to sorcerer's living in the human world and provides them with first a provisional license and then a full license that'll allow them to practice magic as they pls more or less. Lucifer's like; that's great and all but why the fuck are we here. And Solomon tells him that he'll understand when they get inside. Lucifer says that sounds exactly like something someone who was seconds away from causing problems would say and he tells MC to brace themself.

The backgrounds for both these lessons are really good! Right so when they walk in sorcerers start ooing and awing over Beel and Lucifer - they've never seen them irl before, one even wants their autographs. Apparently Solomon's apprentice taming the 7 rulers was believed to be an urban legend?????????? I dunno imagine going from being a normal human to becoming an urban legend amongst sorcerers? Lucifer thinks Solomon brought them along just to boost MC's reputation (ohhh the poor man). Solomon reveals that he isn't on good terms with the society (is it even a surprise?) and being his apprentice would just make things harder for MC and that he established the society with his previous apprentice long ago but they had a falling out and now that apprentice runs the society (is it sad that there's a huge possibility that the falling out could be food related?). Solomon says he brought the brothers as bodyguards for his cute apprentice/charming apprentice/favourite pupil (If he keeps talking like that whoever runs this place is gonna deck MC) since back in the Celestial Realm the two of the were known as "the two greatest champions and protectors of the CR". Beel gets pissed off cause he thinks this means Solomon is putting MC in danger and Solomon says 'lol that's definitely not who I'm putting in danger' and when Lucifer picks up on that and questions Solomon on it he goes 'man look at the time we really gotta go get MC registered WOW'. The dude at the reception uses his staff to etch a magic seal that's the society's crest on to the back of MC's hand (I really feel like you should tell someone beforehand that you're gonna give them what is basically a tattoo? Also cant wait for that butcher to see this and the rest of MC's harem and come to the conclusion that they're in a cult) which consists of  3 staves and 7 stars signifying the 3 Magis who are believed to have invented magical arts and the 7 virtues (is it bad that before i even started om i knew what the 7 sins were but only had a vague knowledge about the 7 virtues? I wouldn't have been able to name them all without this lesson :/ anyway they're humility, generosity, gratitude, patience, chastity, temperance and diligence. Something i really like is that the brothers have all displayed the virtues that directly oppose their sins on a semi regular to regular basis).  To get their license apprentuces must earn the seven stars via passing 7 trials with the first of the trials being set and judged by their master. (ok so I assumed each test would focus on a brother and MC'd earn the star that opposes each brother's sin and would pass the test by learning and displaying the virtue of that star. But that isn't what happened here? If anything the test was there to teach Lucifer humility? Is that how it will go? will each test somehow focus on MC helping the brothers learn and display their opposing virtue even though all of them have already displayed this virtue to some extent?  I mean I guess the main point of the tests were to show that MC could control the brothers so that makes sense? but even though this test did focus on making Lucifer let go of his pride, the test was about MC learning to control Beel's power and these two lessons are very much focused on Beel so was the star they earned actually temperance? Even though the test didn't have anything to do with that virtue? Ahh i have so many questions about how the stars are earned and neither lesson really clarify it and if anyone wants to come debate about this???)

ANYway Solomon uses a spell to bind Lucifer in place, which pisses Beel off, tho when MC stays calm and just observes what happens Solomon is pleased assessing a situation before taking action is important (Ive had this HC for a while now but solomon is definitely the kinda teacher who throws you into the deep end with just a cryptic warning and watches with a smile as you try to figure out how to not die, if you do something particularly amusing while struggling he'll give you another cryptic hint, occasionally he'll yell out praise with that smile of his even if it looks like you're actively drowning and dying and failing). They start to get an audience while Lucifer threatens Solomon and shifts into his demon form and goes also im still fucking pissed off about that lunch so/ Beel also shifts and threatens Solomon, tho lucifer tells him to stand down cause he wants to murder solomon on his own and that a mere binding spell won't hold him down, Solomon's like Jeez chill it's for MC's exam you fucknugget and Lucifer's like oh shit yeah but you know i'll actually kill you for this later and Solomon's like yeah that's cool and also imma use my powers to make you into the size of a barbie doll and lucifer's like what-  MC then proceeds to lose their shit over a tiny blushing Lucifer. MC's test is to keep lucifer safe for 24 hours which would be fine if they you know didn't live with the other 5.  which is actually what lucifer says when Beel says it'll be easy if they just stay at home cause home according to lucifer also contains his '5 greatest enemies'. MC's job is to protect Lucifer from them without using any commands on anyone other than beel, and the goal is for them to be able to fully command beel like they did with Asmo in S1 against Henry 1.0. Beel is not allowed to act on his own to protect lucifer and can only act on MC's commands.  Beel agrees, Lucifer swears and Solomon asks MC about their confidence levels. MC can promise one of the three of them that they won't mess up.  Solomon says he'll stay in the house with them so that he can judge and Lucifer's more or less like; you're having fun aren't you and solomon says Duh.

So they end up at the café where predictably Luke & Simeon end up screaming and laughing at a blushing pissed off mini Luci, Simeon tells him they physically cannot laugh cause of course big scary Lucifer is now in Simeon’s words ‘Teeny-Tiny” & how he’s so cute he wants to keep him in a jar as a pet (God I love this lesson).  He says Michael would love to see this and when Lucifer yells at him he completely ignores him to poke his cheek (V Relatable). Luke also wants to join in on the fun but Lucifer is a little bitch to him and as retaliation for scaring their son MC pokes luci on the cheek too. Beel laments about wanting to poke luci on the cheek too and when Solomon tells the others to stop teasing lucifer, luci goes, EXCUSE ME WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. Beel notes that luci now smells human. When luke asks about the smelling thing beel says that all 3 species? races? Smell different. Simeon marvels at how much humiliation PrideTM is willing to take cause he’s simping for MC. Luci tells them to shut tf up cause unless they come up with a plan to deal with his hell children they’re probably going to kill him the second he steps foot inside the house. Beel tells MC to use his powers. Luci says they should be able to draw out Beel’s powers like they did Asmo’s in S1. Solomon says since he gave them a power up in S1 simply saying the incantation won’t work this time around and they must first fully understand Beel and his nature to be able to do that. MC has a flashback to the Butcher and his relationship advice and then asks Beel what he thinks they should do to be able to better understand him (while I do think ideally this is the right choice, in context with the other two choices, to me, this is the ONLY choice cause the other two come off as slightly yandere on mc’s part). Beel chooses spending time together via sleepover. But obviously Luci will have to come along and Solomon invites himself along too cause he’s still the judge.  Simeon’s sad about not being able to join in and luke is TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS OKAY!?!?

Outside the house Luci, Beel and MC all make pledges like they’re invading enemy territory; Lucifer: Swear you won’t let your guard down. Beel: Swear to protect Lucifer with your life. MC, 100% seriously: I Swear. Solomon: Are yall fucking serious??? These are your fucking brothers???? You practically raised them??? Lucifer: Have you ever actually met my brothers???? Beel: You legit think they won’t give up their lives just to fuck with lucifer for a day? When Solomon asks what lucifer ever did to make them hate him so much he says he doesn’t know. And look while “locking me up in the fucking attic for a whole year”, “not acknowledging that you’re actually my father and taking some fucking responsibility” and “blaming every minor inconvenience in your life on my very existence” are all very valid reasons none of them actually hate him right, cause I mean using every chance you get to fuck with your siblings is just part of being a sibling?  Which is what Beel and MC both tell Lucifer. Lucifer doesn’t believe them and actually seems sad about it. Solomon said “while I do find the complicated interpersonal dynamics of your family fascinating” my ass is freezing out here. …Do you think they’re like solomon’s favourite show??? I mean Solomon’s old as shit and probably doesn’t remember what it’s like to have a family, and before MC, Simeon and the student exchange he didn’t really have anybody so do you think he just watches the brothers + MC like ‘damn, this shit is wild’????????????????? The instant they enter the house, someone casts a spell and they’re pulled into a portal. The fuck did you say about everyone loving Lucifer, says Solomon while making direct eye contact with Beel. They fall through endless darkness and MC tells them to chill cause it only feels like they’re falling. They end up in a weird ballroom/royal courtroom kinda place, which Solomon marvels. Beel & MC recognize the place as a location from one of levi’s games and meet Levi in his TSL clothes who welcomes MC as the ‘hero’.

Beel, Luci & Sol kinda just wordlessly stare at levi with tired expressions and MC being the bro they are plays along with levi by asking if he is who they think he is. He introduces himself as The Lord of Shadows, the ruler of all 7 lands. Lucifer: WTF. Beel says they don’t have time for games and Levi gets upset that they’re making him look pathetic. Levi gives MC their mission – to save the world by defeating the demon lord satan. Lucifer tells Solomon to get the fuck out of there. Solomon says he can’t considering he has no idea where the fuck they are in the first place. Beel politely asks ‘his majesty’ the way to pantry and Levi yells at them to take it seriously. Beel says well ok and explains the whole test thing to levi as a way to explain why they can’t play. Levi says satan already knows this. After that there’s a flash and black smoke starts curling up around the room and satan turns up in his demon form. And LOOK I hate satan’s demon form outfit but it actually looks really good in this context??? The feather boa and ribbon bow thing really works with the curling black smoke, evil demon lord look. It probably helps that you can’t see his bottom half. Anyway Satan turns out to just be a magical projection and he says, well you’ll have to come to me cause I kidnapped your boyfriend, while Diavolo calls out to Lucifer and MC from off screen. Diavolo had run away from the devildom to surprise the brothers. While Lucifer scolds Diavolo and while Diavolo apologizes, Satan tells they must all come to him along with the “obnoxious talking doll”. Lucifer: the fuck did you just say. Ok this part is really cute; Satan: “I’ll be seeing you MC.” Diavolo, still off screen: Can’t wait to see you MC! Luicfer has a migraine. When Beel tries to say they should head off, Levi tells them they forgot something in RPGs. MC, still dutifully in character, asks the lord of shadows to give them aid. Levi gives them 100 grimm and just anekfnsndfjn the fuck can they do with just 100 grimm. Which is what both Beel and Luci say. Solomon says, well maybe they’re just fucking poor around here so everything here is cheap. Levi gives them a talisman to protect themselves with, Lucifer says cool, but once this is over I’m gonna beat your ass :) Levi says he just bought a new game that lets you create your own story and he just wanted to play it with them :(

So they end up in a cute lil’ game village & beel wants to go to a tavern but lucifer says they need to buy equipment first. If MC asks a NPC they just repeat the same line about how great life is under levi’s rule over and over again, if they search in the grass they find some medicinal herbs but beel immediately eats them, if they break a barrel Solomon starts breaking open barrels too and they get yelled at by lucifer. They end up in No. 2’s armoury. Lucifer’s fed up with life. Solomon says the gear looks like shit and Beel says it makes sense since this is only the first town. When Beel tries to ask 2 for food he repeats his introductory dialogue over and over again. With the money they have they’re able to buy gear for Solomon and MC and the only thing that fits Lucifer is the fairy outfit,,,, I’m NOT fucking wearing that says lucifer off screen and God I love this lesson. Solomon and MC are both little shits and can you just imagine them trying to convince lucifer to wear it just to test it out? Fucking amazing. MC tries to haggle/talk with 2 so they could get armour for beel but he says buddy I’m running a business here BUT there’s a monster in the casino that cheats ppl of their mone– Lucifer & Beel simultaneously: Oh, Mammon. So basically, if they can get 2’s money back he’ll offer them a huge discount on the lord of flies armour.  They decide to find an inn for the night before they face Mammon.

Lucifer finds it hard to eat food. Solomon: Cause you’re tiny ^.^   Beel: Wonder whose fault that is :I  MC can either offer to cut it for him (He thanks MC and tells them to feed him too. Entitled Fuck. Solomon & Beel also want to be fed but Lucifer tells them to fuck off) or tell him to just open wide and take a bite (Lucifer says if he gets too close to the food Beel would probably accidentally eat him). Beel says the food is a lot like devildom food and MC asks him if he likes devildom food or human food, Beel says all food is good. Since they don’t have much money MC & beel and Solomon & Lucifer end up sharing beds with Lucifer telling Solomon to use a spell to keep himself still during the night to avoid accidentally killing lucifer in his sleep. There isn’t a spell for that. At night, Beel asks lucifer if he thinks Satan still hates him and gets “…” in response. Assuming Lucifer is asleep he asks MC what they think. MC says they think Satan just can’t admit that he likes Lucifer. Beel says if that’s what they think then it’s okay cause he just wants Satan to love lucifer like the rest of them do. MC asks Beel if he’s worried about lucifer (Beel says Lucifer wouldn’t want him to worry but… and that he wants to be there when lucifer needs help) or says that Beel really loves Lucifer (Beel happily agrees that he does). Beel then tells MC about how he and Lucifer first met: So back when Beel was an angel, according to him the only thing good about him was that he was strong so he decided to become a soldier except he couldn’t control his strength and always ended up breaking things which led to Raphael always saying something sarcastic to him. The whole thing was depressing for him until one day lucifer came over, sat beside him and talked with him. Lucifer was always really busy and spent most of his days deep inside the palace (places where Beel has never even been to before). He told beel that a soldier was not about attacking but instead about protecting, that protecting was what was most important. He’d told beel that he was special cause he had the power to protect everyone and keep them safe (this shit is the sweetest and it has me sobbing but also that must have hit like a bullet when Lilith died…). Lucifer had told Beel if he learnt to control his powers then Lucifer would recommend him as a Cherubim, gatekeeper. Lucifer had given Beel confidence and his post as a gatekeeper. Which is why Beel wants to protect him, cause he loves and respects Lucifer. He says all his brothers love Lucifer cause if they didn’t they never would have considered leaving the celestial realm. He says that even though Satan’s situation is different he isn’t the same as he was before MC came around and that Beel likes the new satan better. And that he actually likes all his brothers more since MC came around, which is why he likes MC so much too. MC gets to either kiss, hug or thank him. Beel says his powers are there so that he can protect both Lucifer and MC. And FUCK I love this backstory so much????? And I desperately need all the other backstories?

#obey me spoilers #my posts #my theories #obey me #obey me shall we date #swd obey me #shall we date? obey me! #obey me!

[dailydestieldose]

Dean had to burn Cas like the nuns

Dean had to burn Charlie and Cas like the nuns

He had to fucking DO that, as stonefaced as he had to be front of his father when burning the nuns

(Oh god he’s looking at he’s watching me for a reaction this is a warning. A threat. It’s an open fire and a...trip...would be so easy. He knows he knows he knows he knows I kissed Lee he knows I’m—)

Do you think he looked as defeated burning the nuns?

Did he think back to his teenage self, buried in the closet like the charred nuns in their SEPARATE graves?

Did he think about John walking away, while throwing over his shoulder, “Salt and burn em. Bunch off queers, anyway...”

Did he remember learning that playing with fire will burn him, but wielding it will burn every part of him away until he’s immune to it. Like metal. Shrapnel. A used bullet, as in the aftermath of inflicted evil, weaponized. A hammer to be wielded against what’s the same as him.

A boy with a match and a gun moves from one side of the cage bars to the other. To be a queer boy, and then a boy with a match is to widen the bars of his cage, just far enough that you can’t see them. Just enough to almost feel free. But you still smell the smoke from others’ who’s final cage was a burning coffin. A smoke signal sos. A plea. A warning.

Did he think about the shower that night, scrubbing and crying (boys don’t cry boys don’t cry boys don’t cr-) until his skin bled? (Oh god it’s in me I’m a monster it’s in my blood oh GOD)

Was he almost relieved? Now that he can stop wondering? What might’ve been. If it’s okay. Is being in love okay?

No

It’s not

I’m warmed at the pyre of all the reasons why it’s not okay

The first law I learned on a hunt was the law of of gravity. The crushing gravity of The Truth. The Despair. (And a single misstep might cause my father to “accidentally” burn me with my sins)

The fire is burning my skin, but I ignore it. (And yet I am cold, come back Cas, I’m so cold, you used to lend me your trench coat when I was cold, do you remember? I do not yet know you are in the empty, not heaven, but I think of you constantly. Are you with me right now? I mean to ask, did I make you happy? Am I your heaven? When I die, will we both have each other in memories, together but separate? Like two burning coffins?)

He is burning, along with everything I was (I was his)

And now I’m at peace with this new revelation. It’s relieving to let go of the childish notions I had standing over the nuns, that maybe one day it’ll be safe enough.

I do not have such childish notions anymore

I can never be happy

The man I love will always die

Our love will always be too dangerous

I would kill a man if I ever made love to him, like there’s poison on my lips

I killed those nuns, I killed Benny, Lee and now I’ve killed Cas

(Jack is an extension of that love; he’s Cas’ CHILD, I cannot help but love him)

I CANNOT love him

I look at him and all I see is everything I’ve lost

(He looks like Cas)

(He is kind and selfless like Cas)

He is a monster

(He smiles like his father, quiet and reserved.) I want to smack the smile off his face.

Who said you could act like him? You are not him, you are NOT my son. I will not be your parent. I will not raise another man’s son in his absence.

Jack takes honey in his coffee. (I hope he chokes on it oh god it hurts)

I am NOT GOING TO BE YOUR PARENT

(I will bring you Jack coffee the way he and Cas like it. I will not look into your blue eyes in his face, Cas)

(My father didn’t look at my Mary-green eyes after Mary burned either)

Every man I ever love, in any way, will someday die

Even my son

(he’s not my son, he killed Cas, he didnt kill Cas, it’s his fault, he’s a baby, he’s a monster, he’s Cas’ baby, he’s Lucifer’s son, he has Cas’ eyes, oh god every man I ever come to love will someday die, including their son, including MY son, he fucking has Cas’ eyes, oh my god)

But I’d rather kill myself than be without Cas

Funny how when Dean killed himself after Cas’ death it was over ghosts

One was a scared teenage boy who just wants to live

Two nuns in love

One was a scared teenage boy who just wants to live

An angel who fell groundward to fall in love and have a family

(They haunt me. I am haunted by who I never got to be. My identity was erased before I ever got to speak it. I wanted to be more.)

I never deserved anything

(I am forever haunted by their ghostly hands on me, gliding on my skin like ice, leaving behind salt water, like tears. Whenever I close my eyes, I am trapped, DROWNING, possessed by the many father wanted me to be. Their hands grip my throat, coffin cold, as The Truth freezes on my tongue each time a man sets my stomach ablaze with emotions I do not let myself think about. The emotion smells like smoke, and that which I cannot have.)

Mother, should I be more ashamed of who I am, or who I am not?

(I needn’t ask; I’m bone deep ashamed of both.)

Father, should I pray for forgiveness over what I’ve done or what I have not?

(Your answer matters; I do not often genuflect, save for you. It’s the same as begging, or crying out. Boys do not cry about what they can never have. Men do not get on their knees for men.)

And then Billie TELLS us Dean was so quick to suicide because of Cas

Do you think he was relieved in his last seconds? That him being in love with Cas comforted him, made him HAPPY? Or was he just looking forward to seeing Cas in heaven?

Do you think he was happy in his last seconds? That him being in love with Cas comforted him, made him HAPPY? Or was he just looking forward to seeing Cas in heaven?

I know the memories of Cas won’t actually be Cas, but I’ll believe it, I’d impale my heart just to see him again, I’d empty this syringe of it’s poison directly into my heart and go still like my father’s homophobia SILENCED me then, ah god the poison burns, it’s supposed to be quick, it feels like I’m on FIRE—

(Cas, I lov—

#original #my thoughts #destiel writing

[noassallclass]

So what do you think of FJ? Please be a little mean lol I like your thoughts on CR stuff✌

Oooh i am glad I have piqued your interest!

For me Fjorester at best is stale, boring, no flavor, zero chemistry. Like inoffensively milquetoast and I literally cannot grasp the concept of people actually enjoying the ship and finding it engaging.

Like I was never interested in FJ but I mean Travis describing Fjords feelings towards Jester as "being worn down" really solidifies it as a bad ship...

Because how exactly did Jester wear you down Fjord? Like what steps did Jester take to make you fall for her basically against all your reservations? Because where I am standing Jester really hasn't shown any interest in Fjord since the mid 40 episodes, which was about 60 episodes before the Playlist came out.

And that’s where Fjorester comes at worse, a complete reversal of at the very least Jester’s character growth. Because From episode 40 to episode 99 Jester has taken steps away from being romantically interested in Fjord and also finding self worth within herself and not having to find value in how a guy she had a crush on saw her. Especially since he’s kind of a goober that I feel like Jester questioned what she saw of him in the first place.

Like to me, Fjord and Jester consciously uncoupled throughout the series. I feel like there were times where Jester would try and test the waters again with Fjord to see if there were any romantic feelings still there and it seemed like the interactions always came up short for Jester.

The most prominent example I can think of right now is Jester asking Fjord if she could workout with him and everything went horribly wrong. Like yes some of that had to do with the poor rolls that Travis was rolling, but Fjord acted so poorly about it and acted like his masculinity was injured, even if he was trying to be comedic, and Jester was just like “Ok yikes dude nevermind”

At that point I think Jester thought Fjord ain’t shit anyway and that seemed like a big old nail in the coffin. Because before that we had moments where Jester couldn’t be less interested in Fjord, like when Beau knocked him down for touching her fresh tattoo and he whined to Jester who just told him to “Stay Down”. I mean she also kicked him when he was drowning and told him to “just get up man”

I mean even recently Jester told Fjord to shut the fuck up because he was mumbling to himself about how he was hoarding his money. Like as much as Fjord has grown out of his machismo phase and has just become a more open, vulnerable person. With Jester I still see the old Fjord who has to defend his masculinity in front of Jester and just be a general asshat and Jester at the very least didn’t find it charming. That is until the Hiatus attacked.

“You wore me down” is such a bad, unappealing way of describing how you feel about someone romantically, especially when there was really no effort or attempt on Jester’s part to pursue any type of relationship with Fjord for the majority of their in canon time together. Like not “I got to know you as you are and I’ve grown fond of you” or “We’ve grown so much and I admired you for who you have become”. Ya know...things that would make sense narratively and character development wise. like 3 months of Jester having crush did nothing for you Fjord but 9 months of radio silence is what wore you down?

No, what really wore Fjord down was the rest of the friend group, especially Nott/Veth poking and prodding both him and Jester to get together because for some reason the party doesn’t think Jester has the ability for growing out of a highschool crush that wasn’t really based on reality in the first place? And that is one of the worse parts of Fjorester is everyone keeps putting their own ideas of who Jester is and what she wants above who Jester actually is. It’s like their extreme makeover home edition but instead of making the kid’s bedroom all about one thing the kid likes its the mighty nein making Jester’s romance all about Fjord because she liked him that one time.

It’s honestly like highschool friend group relationship drama shit where your friends won’t give up the fact one friend has a crush on another friend until it either becomes so awkward it ruins their friendship or they date each other even though it would never end good from the start. Like Veth wriggling her eyebrows when Jester and Fjord had dinner together, but it was so uneventful they just skipped it but of course Veth had to make a big deal about it.

Not to mention that Fjord is one of the worse culprits in fundamentally not understanding Jester At All. Like he doesn’t infantilize Jester but he greatly underestimates her complexity, like he looks like a deer in headlights when Jester talks about anything more complicated than liking cupcakes. He also condescends and negs her a lot. Like he thinks Jester is an incurable fibber and just straight up doesn’t believe her when she does things she is capable of.

like not even thinking Jester could dupe the Hag into lifting the curse on Nott and Jester rightfully called him out because his pattern of condescension is irritating AF. And he pulled the exact shit again when Jester said she talked to a tree. Like he fully gets on board with Caduceus talking to plants and stuff but for Jester it must be all make believe. I’d have less of an issue if he didn’t believe everything Jester says if he didn’t always do it in a snotty, passive aggressive way of like “oooh suuuure Jester ooooof coooourse”

like sir, with that attitude you should get nothing, you lose, Jester is better off without you! 

with all of the above you would expect “oh yeah it doesn’t seem too likely, even if Fjord has feelings for Jester now” because like it isn’t great, and Jester up until the Hiatus gave him Nothing. But Now! Now they are pushing it, like it is 1 of the 2 main ships steering the show and the cast thinks we should be gobbling it up as much as they are.

Like why should we be rooting for a couple that 1) don’t understand each other 2) don’t necessarily enjoy each others company and 3) are completely adversarial to each other I think at any moment they’re ready to throw down

Is it because “oh they make each other better because they call each other out on their shit”? because it would be better if they didn’t do it through gritted teeth like they are thinking of which layer of hell they will be sent to after they kill the other person

Is it because the majority of straight couple in media have the two people in a couple hate each others guts until they kiss? I don’t think we should be setting our standards for het romances that low.

Because Jester showed interest in Fjord once and can no longer have feelings for any other person?

Or is it because now that Fjord has caught feelings it doesn’t matter what development Jester has made that has pushed her narrative away from being about romancing men that ain’t shit for her?

like CR is tripping over themselves and destroying any compelling romance to give us the blandest, low budget, hallmark hetero romance story that literally nobody asked for.

#anti fjord #anti fjorester #critrole critical #critrole meta #long post

[ratcandy]

UHHH THE SECOND IDEA FIRST

OKAY Time's disastrous universe let's get it boys

Below is a VERY long personal-story related ramble because a lot happens here and there's a lot to explain and I'm being enabled (c/w death, a LOT of memory erasure, Gods being idiots, and. If I need to add anythin else here someone better let me know hehehe)

feat some dumb lil doodles here n there because i felt like it

Exposition time first!

At the beginning of everything, eight universes were created, each differentiated by color. A Universe Owner is assigned to each universe, and that entity is then responsible for their universe's laws of reality, the lives of the characters, and... whatever else they decide to mess with. This is so I can allow myself a lot of freedom in making stories in many different areas n such without worrying about it following another story's rules >:)

Okay exposition time done! for now!

One day out of the blue, the God of Time decided that they wanted a universe all for themselves. They wanted to create life!! They wanted to make a world!! It'd be fun! It'd be a whole vibe!

So, against the wishes of the God of Balance, Time made a ninth universe and fruitlessly tried to keep it hidden from everyone else. This backfired instantly. A huge argument broke out between Time and Balance, as the latter was pissed, but Time won in the end and was allowed to keep their universe. Balance is just upset there's not a nice even number anymore. He'll get over himself eventually.

Straight up having a great time now, the God of Time went hogwild and fleshed out their universe to the best of their ability. Beautiful lush forests, stunning pink skies as if it were in a continuous sunrise, crystal-clear waters that glimmer ever-so-brightly!! Yes!! Pretty!! And immediately after, they created creatures!! And people! To inhabit their world!

Elegant flying beasts, colorful people of all shapes and sizes, bustling towns with trade and life and energy and!!! Yes! Yes!! Vibes!!

Time was living their BEST life.

But. Well. This is my story. things gotta go wrong now

SO! First, something to note about how the God of Time works:

Time's primary job is to keep the Time Fire from ever going out or touching the ground. The Time Fire is an eternally burning flame, forever shifting from vibrant color to vibrant color, getting bigger and burning stronger with every passing millennia. It also... y'know. Allows time itself to function. If it goes out, time will stop. If it touches the floor, time will go NUTS and parallel/alternate universes will go haywire, clashing into one another and messing up reality.

The God of Time, luckily, has powerful psychic abilities.. The tall mans just put the Time Fire in a sort of protective bubble, constantly floating above the ground, and left it in a temple at the center of their universe. Epic. All works out

Well. All SHOULD have worked out.

At some point, Time left their universe to have a meeting with the Gods, and on their way to Oblivion - often a meeting place for deities - they witnessed something Very Unfortunate.

One of the Universe Owners, Hesit (white universe), was being torn to pieces by an intruder in the higher realm. By killing and consuming Hesit, possession of the white universe was transferred to said intruder: a big asshole named Vexis. Time tried to confront Vexis immediately after. This was a mistake, as Vexis panicked and attacked Time. Seeing as Gods cannot die, Vexis instead trapped the god in his newly-acquired universe - binding him there forever.

So now Time is imprisoned in the white universe, lost and confused, not knowing how to get back out. And Vexis doesn't plan on telling anyone about this.

The other gods soon realize that Time has gone missing. Very soon, actually, because... well. With Time being swept away into the white universe and being held prisoner there, uhm. A certain something important isn't being held suspended anymore.

The Time Fire.

It hasn't fallen yet, but it's gradually sinking toward the ground, and sometHING has to get a hold on it soon!! Or HELL WORLD!!

Balance loses his MIND!! We have to do something about this before time becomes a catastrophic, unfixable disaster! And also we're missing a god!! This is not good!! At first, Balance goes looking for Time, but realizes he doesn't really uh... have the time to be doing that

So, in desperation, he searches his mind for possible solutions. He gets one, crazy idea, and practically begs the God of Death to help him pull it off. Death agrees, because this is the one (1) time Death acknowledges that the mortal realm being in danger might be a bad thing.

To put a long plan short, Balance used Death to turn the Goddess of Pain into a pseudo Goddess of Time.

Pain had previously been wreaking HAVOC, and Balance was NOT happy about it. Way too many mortals were dying, then not dying, then losing their sanities, then losing control of themselves, and it was just. Very messy. He didn't feel great about using her to replace Time, but he didn't have many options. And he needed someone to take over. So, he and Death worked together to erase Pain's memories and turn her into a Goddess of Time.

They couldn't give her psychic abilities, though. So, how'd they deal with the Time Fire? It now permanently rests on Pain/Time's back. As in, the flame is constantly burning her spine for all of eternity, steadily searing her flesh but never allowing her to die. She's grown progressively numb to it over many, many years, but that doesn't make it any less unfortunate for her.

Balance feels awful about this. Especially since Pain/Time doesn't remember who she was, and believes she's always been Time. This is how it's always been. The universe around her is one she made, one she owns. Anytime Balance stops by to visit (as Time cannot move now from the temple with the fire), she greets him so kindly, so happy to have company... and he just feels terrible, knowing what he's done to her.

Well... at least that's settled. This cannot possibly go awry in any way shape or f----

The new Goddess of Time is trying her best to make creations for her universe. After all, that's what she's always done! These are her children, essentially, and she needs to have more. This, uh... well, the Goddess of Pain was not made with creating in mind, rather destroying. So, despite her valiant efforts, half of her creations come out... a Lil Messed Up. But she loves them all the same and keeps them around!!! Even if they're... worse for wear, or not quite like the rest!! They're her children. Yea!

At some point, however, her creating takes a bit too much from other universes' energy, and a mortal from another universe just ends up appearing in Time's. His name is Dustivan, and he is reasonably confused. One moment, he was vibing with his sister and her wife, and the next-- where the hell is he. why is the sky pink. who is this block man approaching me

The block man in question is named Maurice, and he is a sort of guardian for Time's temple. The Time that's always been here. The Time that has always looked like that and never been any different! (All of the Original Time's creations had their memories wiped, too. This Goddess of Time is the only one there's ever been! That's your mother, see. There is no other Time. She created you. Don't worry about it)

Maurice greets Dusty under the assumption that this man is just another new creation, and is soon told that "Uh, no, I'm... from some place else? I have a family? And a home, elsewhere?" M. Maurice is a lil confused. But he asks Time about this.

Time has no idea what he's talking about, either, so Maurice just... calmly escorts Dusty away, promising to get back to him later. We'll figure this out, man, don't you even worry about it

Now, there's a bit here that's only loosely developed! That being Dusty's stay in Time's Universe! Lil man meets a lotta folks, gets used to this weird world he's living in, makes good friends with Maurice and Maurice's maybe-more-than-friends-:flushed: friend Arin, aaand has a great experience! Because Time's universe is incredibly serene and peaceful, even with the new management!

Straight up vibi--- oh no wait what's this

Somehow, Maurice, Arin and Dusty find out about the whole... thing that happened with the original Time, and Pain being turned into the new Time. Maurice and Arin get their memories back and freak out a little while Dusty is just standing there like "big rip on you guys I guess"

Shenanigans ensue and Maurice goes back to Pain/Time, thinking it'll definitely work out if he tells her everything that happened so her.

Hey so it doesn't work out

Pain regains her own memories, and becomes ABSOLUTELY PISSED OFF, shedding the form forced onto her and returning back into the Goddess of Pain. In her transformation, however, she shook the Time Fire from her back, screaming in the agony that caused her, and. well.

she hit the floor (she hit the floor) next thing ya know, time fire got low low low low low low

Time itself was sent into disarray. The God of Balance felt it happen, FREAKED OUT, picked up the God of Death and just BOOKED IT into Time's Universe, dashing toward the temple. But it... was no longer a temple! It was very much destroyed. Balance is faced with the rubble of the former temple, the Fire just chillin on the ground, Arin bleeding to death after being attacked by Pain, Maurice fretting and trying to keep Arin alive, and Dusty aboutta also fucking die because Pain is angry. Alongside the bodies of whatever other poor creations/people just happened to be nearby the temple when this went down. Which was probably quite a few, as the temple was almost always open to visitors.

Death and Balance did the exact same thing again, though with added struggle. Pain was reverted to Time, the Time Fire was yeeted right back onto her spine (followed by a shriek of... pain), and Balance practically collapsed onto the floor hoping to never get up again

Death, however, forced him up, gesturing to the creations around them and uh. hey. their minds. wipe 'em Balance was very tired by this point, but began wiping the survivor's memories, running into Dusty and realizing "hey wait a minute. you're not from this universe" and just kicking that idiot back to where he's supposed to be. might've forgotten to wipe that one's mind but uh i'm sure that's not important

And that's essentially the end of that plot thread! Life continues as if nothing happened, afterwards. Time was restored (though a fuckton of "discrepancies" are now notable throughout the universes, as if time went Wonky or something), the people are thriving, and Maurice & Arin... the latter of which did indeed survive... are wondering if there's something important they were supposed to remember.

nah. probably not

there's a few side stories with characters in Time's universe, including another survivor of the Pain Realizing Who She Is incident... though he got the hell outta dodge and managed to keep his memories. making him a sort of fugitive as Balance has to track that idiot down and fix that problem but!!! this is already a very, very long post, so. WOO

#clamtalk #VERY long ramble #obligatory oc tag #//oc story: time's universe #//oc: god of time #//oc: god of balance #//oc: dustivan #//oc: maurice #//oc: arin #//oc: goddess of pain #yeap #okay now for the fun tags #ocs #oc #original characters #original story #story #gods #man #just #plot #things #i don't actually know how to tag #buT #HERE WAS THIS MESS. #my hands hurt #now it's time for all that effort to be for two notes #yea baby

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