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Iconic quotes from my DND campaign
(I'm the dungeon master)
Players: A, M, N, H
Npcs: Ember (the only important one to know tbh)
"are you fixing to may the power of Christ compells you the fucking T-REX?" - me
"we are being manipulated by a T-Rex and I do not appreciate it" - H
"he sold his soul for map for a twink!" - me
"to be fair I'm not like most people /gay" - H
"like, what comes out of your mouth?" -A
"bullshit, mostly" - Mama boulder (a dragon)
"volcanoes are like big nipples" -A
"when I die of buttcrack cancer, your gonna feel bad" - M's mom
"three! Tell me my Red flags!" -H
"your autistic" - N
"that's not a red flag!" - H
"case closed, it's a homophobe in the household" - N
"there is a Tesla, which is owned by a man child name Elon" - time traveler npc
"THE DEAD BODY CAN SET THINGS ON FIRE" - ember
"look at me, look at me, do you have mommy issues?" -N
"SCOTTLAND FOREVER!!!" - N
"I WILL EAT YOUR BOOT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT" - N
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Angela: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody.
Seeley: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God.
Lance:
Lance: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?
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Communication and internet have been cut from Gaza, and it is isolated. All areas of Gaza Strip have been under continuous and heavy bombardment.
#israel#palestine#palestinian genocide#massacre#gaza#ethnic cleansing#gaza strip#war crimes#genocide#barbarians#taylor swift 1989#taylornation#1989 taylor's version#1989 tv#book qoute#magnus archives#behind the music#australia#dungeons and dragons#dnd#critical role
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You laughed like a metaphor I've been trying to write down for years.
-𝘙𝘶𝘥𝘺 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰, 𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘔𝘦 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘠𝘰𝘶
#love quotes#poetry#tumblrs#dark academia#light academia#literature#quotes#romance#romantic academia#dnd memes#i love you#love qoute#october
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If I healed from it I don’t want to be around it
#motivational qotd#motivatingwords#self love#love poetry#vinyl#viralquotes#faries#fairy girl#deep feelings#deep qoute#dnd#poetry#post#virgohoroscope#angel aesthetic#angel dust#beautiful quote#positiveenergy#positivity#artists on tumblr#self healing#self care#self improvement
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A healer is only a healer until they kill someone - void
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"they just covered the babies in napalm and they just crawl to people on fire"
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Hey kids, wanna hear funny quotes from DnD sessions? No? Well to bad!
DM: “Tell me your deepest, darkest secret.“
Bard: *whispers* “I don't like your hair.“
Paladin: “How exactly did you manage to get that many extra HD?“
Ranger: “Archery is literally my entire personality.“
Paladin: *to Arcane Archer fighter* “Sooo you basically just use an Aimbot. That's fair.“
Fighter:
*The Paladin, who's a Tabaxi, started wondering which part of his fur would be considered his 'hairstyle'*
DM: “All of it. You just have a full body hairstyle now.“
I think I'm gonna update this every once in a while, if not for others entertainment then for my own.
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♥️ Eddie Munson Masterlist ♥️
This is a masterlist dedicated to things I've written about Eddie Munson.
Check out my Prompt List and my Character List in my Masterpost which is pinned for more info on who I write for and some inspiration for requests.
Waiting on You:
Summary/Request: “EDDIE MUNSON FLUFF EDDIE MUNSON FLUFF EDDIE MUNSON FLUFF EDDIE MUNSON FLUFF”
Big Deal:
Summary/Request: “Eddie Munson using toys on the reader or vice versa pleaseeee I’m a feen for him 😶”
Betrayed:
Summary/Request: “16. 'I won’t bite. Unless you’re into that sort of thing.’ With Eddie ♥️”
Unfair:
Summary/Request: “We saw the handcuffs in Eddie’s room….make it happen. Doesn’t even need to be super smutty 😈”
Braids:
Summary/Request: “Please Eddie Munson and reader fluff, fluff and more fluff!!!”
Obsessed With It All:
Summary/Request: “Hi, something spicy with Eddie and the prompt : 15. 'How does that feel?’ 😝”
Jeckel and Hyde:
Summary/Request: “eddie and Dustin’s sister with a jackie and hyde kind of vibes? maybe dustin finds out and is shocked?”
Overprotective:
Summary/Request: "Hi! Could i request prompt 2, 3 and 15 with trope 15 for Eddie Munson (stranger things)?"
Make Me Melt:
Summary/Request: "Hey, i was wondering if you could make a Eddie Munson & a plus-size girl or reader ? Write everything you want, with smut or not :)"
Piss Off Your Parents:
Summary/Request: "Fic about Eddie with inspo from the song 18 by Anarbor 😉"
Henderson:
Summary/Request: "eddie and henderson!reader absolutely tormenting dustin with their relationship, maybe throw steve in just perplexed by the relationship?"
S&M Freakshow:
Summary/Request: "Prompts 13 and 24 with Eddie."
Lucky Guy:
Summary/Request: "Taking bestfriend!eddie shopping and you end up fucking in a dressing room"
Smoke Sesh:
Summary/Request: "Eddie having a smoke sesh (preferably weed) with the reader when they are supposed to be “studying” ?"
Separation Anxiety:
Summary/Request: "Eddie getting super attached and clingy with reader during and following everything that happened with vecna?"
Fighting For Your Hand: Part 2
Summary/Request: "Steve Harrington and Eddie Munson fighting for the readers attention and love, possibly with two different endings for each?"
Let It Slip:
Summary/Request: "steve and dustin accidentally letting it slip that reader is into eddie? reader maybe also wanting to kill the two of them?"
Flowers:
Summary/Request: "eddie munson comforting the reader when they’re having a bad day?"
Jealousy:
Summary/Request: "Can you do 10 from the tropes with a 19 from the qoutes for Eddie please ❣️"
Lying:
Summary/Request: "Hiya bestie, hope your doing well and staying hydrated! My current daydream is a lovely mix of 17. Miscommunication and reader telling Daryl D or Eddie M they are pregnant (angst/comfort vibe) Totally understand of you don't wanna."
Haircut:
Summary/Request: "Eddie getting his hair cut short like Josephs hair in Make Up,"
More Than That: Part 2
Summary/Request: "Eddie cumming too quick?"
Insufferable:
Summary/Request: "shower s3x with eddie please! :)"
Just Friends:
Summary/Request: "eddie munson blurb with prompt 20, and trope 6?"
Storyteller Part 2
Summary/Request: "Hiii, how are u? Hope you are doing well! I was wondering if you would like to write an imagine where Eddie is doing a dirty talk with the reader. Thank u <3"
Off Limits:
Summary/Request: "steve walking in on sister!reader and eddie doing the nasty👀"
Drunk In Love:
Summary/Request: "heyy, how are you? can i ask a fic with eddie where yn goes to a party without him, cause its not really his scene (his words) and when its over yn just misses him sm and cant wait to be wrapped around his arms🥰"
Fidgety:
Summary/Request: "So this is an odd request, but could you do Eddie where the reader picks at the skin, or bites their nails, and Eddie goes on a rant about DnD to distract them? It's just an idea I've had and your writing is amazing, so I was wondering how it would turn out!"
Case In Point:
Summary/Request: "reader finds out that eddie sells drugs and he gets scared cause he thinks that they’re gonna dump him"
Giraffe:
Summary/Request: "5’0 y/n next to 5’11 Eddie- like the height difference 😫"
Hurt:
Summary/Request: "can you do a Eddie Munson x Reader where the reader gets a sprained wrist and he helps her."
Panicked:
Summary/Request: "eddie calming down the reader when they’re having a panic attack? or just calming them down when they get frustrated of some sort."
Faithful Follower:
Summary/Request: "Second, can I request a story where Eddie says “sweetheart, In my mind we’ve already fucked”?"
Confession:
Summary/Request: "reader and eddie where one if them yells "because I'm in love with you!" possibly while fighting or someone is going to do something dangerous?"
Pause The Campaign:
Summary/Request: "eddie munson x reader , both stay after school for their club (you can pick the reader’s club🤭) reader has a panic attack during their club so they go to the room the hellfire club is having their campaign and eddie pauses everything immediately to make sure reader is okay"
Submission:
Summary/Request: "Please you’re my only hope 😂😂 I’ve seen like ZERO sub Eddie fics and I have a deep need for some sub Eddie smut ❤️❤️"
Bad Guy:
Summary/Request: "Can I request Eddie Munson with the prompt 'Just cuz I'm the bad guy doesn't mean I'm a bad guy.' also I love ur work sm!!"
Infected:
Summary/Request: "Could you maybe do an Eddie fic where he takes care of the reader when they are feeling horrible? No specifics needed if you’re not up for that!❤️"
Dirty Mind:
Summary/Request: "could you do a eddie x reader fic where the hellfire club make a lot of dirty jokes abt their relationship, but the reader is more book smart than social, therefore having to ask eddie what certain terms mean? ik this is probably weird, but this literally happens to me on a daily 💀😭"
Little Alien:
Summary/Request: "Teen dad eddie??"
Lived:
Summary/Request: "Something soft w Eddie but like he survives the upside down! Like just almost comforting reader that he’s not going anywhere."
Business and Pleasure:
Summary/Request: "can you do eddie munson x reader with prompt 21?"
Silly Idiot:
Summary/Request: "I was wondering if you could write something fluff for Eddie Munson where he says that he loves you for the first time? I just think it would be adorable 🥺"
Best Bed-and-Breakfast:
Summary/Request: "can i request reader having family problems and her mom does something that makes her very upset so she goes to eddie for comfort?"
Teenagers Scare The Living Shit Out Of Me:
Summary/Request: "eddie being a dad with a teenage girl? I wanna see how you would portray his reactions LMAOO"
Chivalry Isn’t Dead:
Summary/Request: "Can I please get prompt #25 and trope #1 with Eddie"
Doped Up and Sore:
Summary/Request: "Hi lovie :,) was wondering if you could write eddie helping reader after knee surgery as I’m preparing for mine next week. If not that’s okay! Love you 🫶🏽🦋"
Superpowers:
Summary/Request: "eddie fic where reader is like eleven (they escaped together, are close like sisters, but reader stayed in hawkins.) And something happens where reader uses her telekinesis to save eddie"
Secret guy:
Summary/Request: "Hi! How are you? I hope you are doing well <3. So I was thinking about a story where Gareth has a crush on y/n who is secretly dating Eddie. And when eddie discovers this crush on y/n he is suuuper jealous.
Type 1:
Summary/Request: "can you write headcanons about a type 1 diabetic reader and eddie munson?
Dirty Mind:
Summary/Request: "So, I was thinking about an Eddie x reader story where Eddie admits that he had a dirty dream about the reader and she says “I'm gonna do the type of things that happen in your dreams.“
Tipsy Giggles:
Summary/Request: "Eddie x reader coming home after their wedding reception, he is trying to carry her in but they are both too tipsy and laughing too hard
Rockstar:
Summary/Request: "Rockstar!Eddie x reader. Either we are already dating him or we catch his eye at a show. I just think he deserves to be a famous, successful rockstar and we deserve to date a famous, successful rockstar 🎸"
Thick:
Summary/Request: "could you write something about eddie x reader who has thick thighs?? love ur writing sm i hope you’re doing well!<3"
Birthday:
Summary/Request: "Can I please please please have a very fluffy Eddie like something about reader birthday, bc tomorrow is mine and I hate it so I'm just want some comfort, if not is totally okay no worries. 💕"
A Breather:
Summary/Request: "write a fic where eddie helps the reader during a panic attack?"
Back With The Bats:
Summary/Request: "prompt: "Good girl, that's it." and "Eyes on me.'"
Lying?:
Summary/Request: "Can u do a smut with Eddie? And for the prompts can u do “Did I stutter” and “why are you such a tease” and for the situation can u do friends with benefits? "
Silent:
Summary/Request: "eddie giving you silent treatment as punishment?"
Metalhead:
Summary/Request: "Eddie being the metalhead he is, was being very critical of your pop music at first, but gets slowly charmed by it as he sees you singing along to it & it makes his heart melt :)"
Misery Business:
Summary/Request: "So say Eddie and Chrissy were together and the reader was just Eddie's friend and then chrissy cheated on him with Jason? And Eddie finally saw the reader and felt all the feels!"
Messing Around:
Summary/Request: "Hey! Could you write something with prompts 17. “How could you let them say that about me?” and 15.“I guess I didn’t realize I was such a nuisance.” with Eddie. Maybe hellfire club members were being mean to reader and she gets upset. Thank you!"
In One Piece:
Summary/Request: "Could you do prompts 8."hey if you cry, ill cry and that won't be fun for anyone" and 10." Hey I'm not going anywhere" with Eddie please."
My Knight:
Summary/Request: "Can you pretty please write an Eddie Munson Fluff Princess/Knight (Protector) AU with the quote: "I'll always keep you safe." ???"
Family Dynamic:
Summary/Request: "How about this: Eddie and Reader have been dating for a while now, and he is really apprehensive about meeting the parents."
S&M:
Summary/Request: "“Did I just say that out loud?” some fluffy Eddie please 🥺"
Groupie:
Summary/Request: "Rockstar!Eddie x reader?"
Little Old Me:
Summary/Request: "hello my love!! can i submit a request please? numbers 16 and 21 for jimmy darling please (and if you aren’t feeling jimmy, could you write it for eddie or negan?)"
Bad Guy:
Summary/Request: "Eddie Munson and 'Just cuz I’m the bad guy doesn’t mean I’m a bad guy.’"
Both:
Summary/Request: "Maybe a cute simple request would be coming home to Eddie after a long day and kinda just collapsing on the couch and he's sweet to you and babies you a little."
NSFW Alphabet
SFW Alphabet
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My favorite DND character to play was Jostica. shout out to @starshinescribbles for the original concept; that my version admittedly spiralled far away from.
To toot my own horn I've always excelled at outside the box DND thinking, and Jostica is the most out there.
Jostica was a fan favorite npc tired PC who invented the gun thanks to shocking grasp powering electro magnets. other inventions include spring loaded metal battons, screaming candles, bayonettes, clockwork golam and magnetic gloves. most notably and most tragically unfinished invention was the 'go-die stick' it's a wooden stick with hundred of shocking grasp enchanted nails driven into it. Essentially it would be there Incase we needed to one shot a Tarask, as well as yourself and probably a small town all at once.
Favorite qoute "I've solved two problems by creating a third unrelated problem."
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I'm trying to come up with some kind of logical solution for the seasons and topography of avatar
I came across an interview here from bryke, i know its not new info and its from 2007 but ive already committed to tea alchemy so, i thought id say fuck it and just make up my own rules for the world.
I also think its useful to go back to old interviews, seen as bryke have basically full control over avatar studios, a lot of their thoughts are probably going to pop up in future canon.
One thing that stuck out to me was a qoute from bryan, "Five years ago Mike and I talked about that. A lot of what you see wraps around to the other side of the round globe. The map you see is one of those distorted maps to make round appear flat. I think we had talked that a lot of the other hemisphere is water…is ocean. What else might be over there…who knows…" playing around with another 4 nations could be very interesting, though its very hard to think of elements that exclude the main 4 seen as, you know, the whole point of the 4 elements as a concept is that theyre the basic components for everything.
Its known that the air nomads were all benders, but bryan calls attention to the fact that air nomads are all benders but the least population, while the highest population earth kingdom have the lowest % of benders, you could postulate a limit, like elves in dnd have a finite number of souls, could there be an upper limit to the bender population per element?
They also say, "I think if you've gone through puberty and not found any bending abilities, you're probably not going to find them" meaning a child could theoretically get to the ages of 11, 12, even into their teens and only discover their bending abilities.
Bryan also confirms that Ozai didnt spend his life in the palace and the fire lord is very hands on "Ozai is not like some kind of palace dweller. We will say that. I'm not sure how much he's ventured out into the world, but he's not like the Earth King where he's isolated. The Fire Nation is a little more 'hands on'. It's not uncommon that you will have to fight or duel for political or military positions or purposes. There's a big difference. I think in the Fire Nation, unlike in Ba Sing Se, if there's a prince who's 30 years old, he's probably fought pretty intensely a few times. Had to prove his worth. Not unlike Japanese Samurai in their day. They had to make a name for themselves, they had to have some fame. Fire Nation, like a lot of other militaristic cultures throughout history, has warriors who have to prove themselves either through some battle, test of martial skill, or duel. Fire Nation's a little more aggressive like that. Ozai's not sitting around eating Bon Bon's in the palace, he's working out."
They also basically confrim that azula chose mai and ty lee specifically because she sees them as equals "They wouldn't be as good as her, so why would she keep these other, lesser, firebenders around? So we decided that she would have basically picked out two people who had certain skills that she did not have. Ty Lee with her acrobatics and Mai with her super pin-point accuracy and quick draw skills."
Its also canonical that when Toph gets chi blocked she is fully blind
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a qoute from my dnd today
“korn look at me”- richie
“no” -the dm
“your being a cuck” -richie
“korn looks down at you !” -the dm
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Lance, rolling DND dice: 16
Angela, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Jack, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Y/n, trembling: What are we playing
#inncorrect quotes#incorrect bones qoutes#BONES#Temperance Brennan#Jack Hodgins#Angela Montenegro#Bones TV show#DND#Uno#Bones x reader
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Qoute one of the other players in my dnd campaign "Eait are we talking about fandom Jesus or Canon Jesus?"
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Bard: Apparently you're supposed to present as "feminine" or "masculine"? Well, that's stupid, I'm presenting as a "fucking idiot"
#incorrect quotes#bard#dnd#dndclassesquotes#incorrect dnd classes#dnd classes#dnd quotes#dungeons and dragons quote#incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes#incorrectdndclasses#incorrectquotes#incorrectdndquotes#d&d quotes#quotes d&d#d&d#dnd qoutes#d&dclassesquotes
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Mighty Nein Characters As Things My Party Has Said
Caleb: I have an urge to burn that fucker alive
Jester: Jokes on you, I got a dick lollipop
Fjord: I’ll fuck out my enemies
Caduceus: My only friends are the trees because the trees don’t lie
Nott: I am the stressed out mother
Beau: I want to squish titties
Yasha: My goal is to be the ultimate soft butch lesbian
#the mighty nein#mighty nein#dnd#dnd qoutes#Dungeons and Dragons#dungeons and dragons qoutes#fjord#jester#caduceus#nott#cr beauregard#yasha#cr yasha#jester lavorre#cr jester#cr caduceus#caduceus clay#nott the brave
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