Robert: I can excuse gay sex, but I draw the line at losing the cricket match.
Carson: YOU CAN EXCUSE GAY SEX?!?
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John : I was once with this chick...who is just the best wife ever
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Bruce: I have been talking to Damian…
Tim: That’s a mistake.
Bruce: You can’t expect me to avoid talking to my own son.
Tim: Why not? I know several families who are perfectly happy never speaking to their children. My parents are an example.
Dick: Tim, no offense, but when it comes to parenting, your parents should never be an example.
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Natasha: [kisses Wanda]
Natasha: There. Would that convince you?
Wanda:
Wanda: Convince me again.
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Chan: You must hate to be wrong.
Minghao: I wouldn’t know. I’m not familiar with the feeling.
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Rooster:...You've lived your life and I've lived mine. Now it's time - we live them together.
Hangman: We've been on the edge of this so many times, Bradley. Please don't take me there again unless you're sure.
Bradley: I am sure.
(Rooster smiles and gets down on one knee)
Rooster:...Lieutenant Jake "Hangman" Seresin, will you do me the honour of becoming my husband?
Hangman:...Yes!
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Astarion, about Gale: Oh dear, has he swallowed a dictionary?
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Evangeline: How you hate to be wrong.
Jacks: I wouldn't know. I'm not familiar with the sensation.
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Mrs. Hughes: “Shock and disgust? My my. I think I have to hear it now.”
Mrs Hughes 30 minutes later in Carson’s pantry:
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Kikyo: No one prepares you for raising sons, you think it's gonna be at least a little bit like Fullmetal Alchemist but instead they're at each others throats day and night
Silva: Didn't you help raise some of your brothers and nephews?
Kikyo: Yeah, not even that prepared me for our children
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Robert: Cora and I don’t use pet names
Rosamund: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Robert: Honey?
Cora: Yes, dear?
Robert:
Rosamund: Don't ever lie to my face again
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*Alfred after a chat with Hal Jordan
Alfred: After speaking with him, I am reminded of the virtues of the English.
Dick: Hal’s American though?
Alfred: …
Dick: Ohhhh.
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Lucius to Bellatrix: I wonder you don’t just set fire to the manor and dance round it
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Mingyu: You came?
Mingyu: To be honest, I wasn't completely sure you would.
Seungkwan: I'm glad to hear it. I should hate to be predictable.
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