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welcometoteyvat · 1 month
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"you hold the universe in your hands" is such a banger title I'd love to know the plot point for this.
this is another one of those semi dead wips that's from at least 3 yrs ago (so again, now i think the writing is 5/10 at best) but i've always been attached to my abandoned concepts so maybe sometime it will see the light of day <3 honestly i was just daydreaming one time and wanted to do some hand studies, and then said "i'll totally be able to write hand headcanon studies for all the characters in liyue, and then mond and inazuma" and i haven't gotten past xiangling's, so. the general concept was to write a bit abt all the playable character's we've met so far tbh. anyways have some of my chef daughter
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For lunch, Xiangling takes some of the mushrooms you gathered and dried bamboo shoots from her bag, and makes three bowls of fragrant soup (and one extra, as an afterthought for a comically indignant Paimon). Xiangling falls silent as she cooks—there’s a light in her eyes and concentration in the air, and the only sound is the bubbling of the broth on the merry flame. Her hands are quick and nimble—a flash of the knife, bamboo slices tumbling into the pot, a quick dash of spring onion and salt. Every movement is full of well practiced fluidity—it looks almost like a dance, like she knows—she’s meant to do this for a lifetime. You can see it, the quiet passion that simmers in her veins: a fond, overflowing love for the zest of life. 
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this was also when i was a lot more exposed to/involved in the x reader community, so the 2nd person rubbed off from there. theoretically this is all POV lumine (aether if you prefer, but really the traveler is just a vehicle in this and their personality doesn't affect anything), and i was trying to make it fit with the gameplay timeline so since xiangling's SQ was the first one you unlock after mondstadt chars, she was the first one I wrote. xingqiu would've been next, and then uhhhh idk lmao
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casperleghosty · 1 year
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Daycare SAGAU start idea
(This Idea is now living rent free in my grey mass I call a brain, do what ever u want from this intro fanfic idk might make more, but since its 1AM here i need my sleep, see ya later :P)
  It was a sunny day in Tyvat, the land of the world's largest rpg, which for some reason decided to suck you in so you could live the rest of your now immortal life surrounded by your so-called acolytes, showering you with affection and adoration to no end.
  Not that you mind being a Gen Z teen; just being on the verge of adulthood sounded difficult enough, but now? You get to have tea with Diluc and Zhongli, who are both great company; play pranks with Itto and Venti when you don't want to attend those boring asses meetings all day since they want the so-called blessed knowledge from their grace; eat and cook with Xiangling; and more! 
  At this moment you were attending to one of those meetings at the time, but this one was different because the ones that bore you like a math book where your teacher just keeps repeating the same shite over and over are for the high-ups, let's say, such as leaders, or sometimes, when times are tough, even the archons attend to help you out. 
  But this one?
  It was a public one in which the townsfolk of the nation you are visiting come together so you can help them out, be it with little fights over who did this or that or plans to expand or better the city or village so they could live better and have a more promising next generation, it was a great opportunity for the people to be in the same place as their beloved golden sun, in the most beautiful garden of their great palace, where their god generously let them in to enjoy the scene of the wonderful smell of the vast collection of flowers and calm scenery while they wait for their turn to present their struggles to their grace.
   "Next please." One of your ladies in waiting said this while another poured some tea into your cup for you to sip on; it was a hot day, and they didn't want you to go thirsty while attending to your duties outside. 
   "Good morning, dear one blessed by the sky above, I hope you could help this servant of yours in need of thy help," said a woman dressed in a green gown with floral designs. The woman said she clasped her hands together and looked at the foot of your chair, not daring to glance at her creator without consent.
   "Good morning to you too, my child. What can I help you with, dear one?"
   "My liege, please hear mine and my village's sorrows; we've been having crop problems and are afraid we won't be able to feed ourselves; please, dear grace from above, lend us some of your merciful tears above our land, and help these servants grow and prosper in the ground you've given us." She pleaded
   You were about to respond softly when you felt a tug on your slippery robes and saw a child no older than a five-year-old. Said child looked up and said, "Please help us, mama is worried so much, now mama doesn't smile like she used to." 
   Silence
   Everything came to a halt as the mother of said child tried not to shake in so much fear; how could she have been so careless, allowing her child to come so close to you, have the audacity to even touch you, or speak to you so casually? 
   "Please forgive me for abusing your sacred boundaries our grace!" She exclaimed, "I'll take any punishment you see fit to give me for my carelessness!"
   Glancing at the child and at the mother, seeing the adult so scared for no reason made you giggle, confusing the guests and your servers alike. I mean, getting punished for a cute little kid like this, what in the world was in the heads of these people?
   Piking up the child from beneath their arms, you let the little girl sit on your lap, bob your legs up and down, making a rocking motion, the child laughing, which made your heart melt. I mean, how could you not? The kids' cheeks were so fat you just wanted to squish them!
   "So your mama is all worried she can't smile much, huh?" You asked, "We need to make her smile a lot now, don’t we?" You said, making the child's eyes light up with joy, "Can you make mama happy again?" and "Sure you can, here." You said grabbing a bit of the water that had been heated up from the tea your maids were making, making it float and evaporate into a fluffy white cloud, and giving said cloud to the child, "This is a magic cloud; it will make your mama and everyone happy for a very long time, sweetpea," you said, placing the child down and nudging her back to her mother.
   Said child hugged you, saying "thank you" into your body, making it sound a bit muffled before running to her mother's arms. "Look, mama, the cloud is so soft and fluffy!" her child said with a huge smile on her face.
   "Thank you so much, dearly beloved! Oh, thy heavens' grace are so kind!" the woman exclaimed, bowing down with tears in her eyes, and then the mother and child returned, bringing the day of this meeting to an end.
   It was a good day. There wasn't much to solve besides that problem with almost no rain in that woman's village, and after a while of replaying the moment of the child in your arms, it made you think, maybe it wasn’t such a bad idea to have a playground in that garden? If there were any parents that had to take their children with them for those meetings , they are bound to get bored, so why not? 
   And so next morning you told your servants to build a playground for the children, one in each of the palaces you own across all of Teyvat, so that if you were visiting other nations, the kids would have endless fun no matter where they were from!
   Plus, it could be a good distraction from all the formalities because, let's be honest, these people sometimes don’t know how to relax around you.
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idontknowanametouse · 6 months
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Genshin body headcanons (body types, characteristics, ethnicitys, etc) (not including all characters)
Aether: athletic
Lumine: athletic, skin is a little bit tanner than Aether's
Paimon: albino, legs are disproportionately thinner than the rest of her body
Dainsleif: dark circles, his scars look like chemical burns
Albedo: very pale, thin, dark circles
Amber: latino-chinese, brown skin, athletic
Barbara: fat
Bennett: chubby, has tan skin, freckles, many scars
Eula: chubby, has stretch marks
Fischl: large hips, scar on the eye
Jean: athletics, dark circles
Kaeya: black, has locks
Klee: chubby
Mona: romani, dark skin, vary tall and slim
Noelle: muscular
Razor: dark skin, muscular, many scars
Rosaria: very tall, thin and pale, dark circles
Sucrose: fat
Baizhu: tan skin, stunted legs
Beidou: dark skin, very muscular, plenty of scars
Chongyun: albino
Ganyu: fat, dark circles, stretch marks
Hu Tao: dark skin, slim
Keqing: petite, tan
Ningguang: albino, very tall
Qiqi: very pale and thin, dark circles, small
Shenhe: very tall and muscular, albino
Tartaglia: muscular, freckles through his whole body
Xiangling: black, fat, afro hair
Xiao: very pale, dark circles, petite, slim, defined muscles
Xinyan: black, fat, afro hair
Yanfei: dark circles
Yaoyao: black, chubby, afro hair
Yelan: black, slim, tall
Yun Jin: tan skin, chubby
Zhongli: dark skin, tall, small wrinkles
Gorou: tan skin, petite, defined muscles
Kazuha: albino, slim, dark circles
Kirara: very slim due to running all the time, short
Shinobu: short, black, has locks
Ei: tan skin, chubby, very tall, defined muscles
Kokomi: fat, short, stretch marks
Sayu: short, tan, freckles
Heizou: black, petite
Thoma: german-japanese, athletic
Miko: very tall, tan skin
Yoimiya: muscular, tan
Alhaitham: persian-arabic, black, uses locks
Candace: egyptian, black, slim, muscular, uses locks, heterochromia
Collei: persian-turkish, black, many scars, one eye clearer than the other, curly hair
Cyno: egyptian, black, petite, defined muscles
Dehya: egyptian, black, curly hair, muscled
Dori: persian, brown skin, curly hair
Dunyarzad: persian, black, tall, afro hair
Faruzan: persian, petite, tan skin, gray hair, wrinkles
Kaveh: persian-indian, tall, brown skin
Layla: arabian, petite, black, wears a shayla
Nahida: persian-indian, chubby, brown skin
Nilou: persian, black, defined muscles, slim, wears a hijab
Tighnari: arabian, brown skin, defined muscles, curly hair
Wanderer: tan skin, petite, scars
Charlotte: brown skin, vitiligo
Clorinde: tall, muscular, dark skin
Wriothesley: tan skin, very muscular
Furina: dark circles, petite
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ac-liveblogs · 1 year
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Lantern Rite 2023
The first two days were boring as sin. Nothing else to say about them. YaoYao got introduced and vanished, it’s a regular NPC storyline used in place of a playable character, it’s an excuse for another loredump and cares far more about the lore than the characters included, and I don’t care how often I need to say it - there is no point playing “who’s that Adeptus?!” in Liyue when Zhongli would happily answer every possible question anyone could ever have about that subject, and literally any other.
If you want to do mysteries like this, pick any other region, god. Also, please make a better mystery than “Madame Ping played a song this one time. It was a really bitchin’ song. Also a guy almost drowned. GUIZHONG EXISTED!”
Cloud Retainer is sexy now though. That’s cool, I guess. We needed that. Also, I love that every time Shenhe shows up lately she doesn’t know some extremely basic thing. Last time it was flavoured drinks, and this time it’s THE CONCEPT OF MUSIC, despite music being such a huge thing in her quest??? This woman has goldfish brain, I swear.
The epilogue was a little better - no lore dragging us down - and I was surprised (pleased) to see HYV actually picking up on the thread from the Chasm about Xiao needing to socialise more, and seeing him attempting (and struggling) to do so. Xiao is very cute. Nothing else to say. He raises my serotonin levels. I Like Him.
Although, speaking of Xiao, and I’m just throwing this out there - I think this event would’ve been better served if maybe instead of some rando from Fontaine trying to find the magical music playing person from another country that saved an ancestor’s life with breathtakingly beautiful music, we could’ve maybe leveraged the two characters in this event that already have that backstory, and were IN THIS EVENT, BUT WHATEVER. WHAT DO I KNOW-
Anyway, this event was clearly trying to be funny, and while seeing Xiao “?!” “um” “uhhh”ing was cute, the humour is definitely muted by the VA’s restrained performances, and the lack of facial expressions/restricted movements on the 3D models mean any scene always seems a bit slow and underwhelming and can really impact a joke’s delivery. More to the point, HYV really cares far too much about Zhongli’s dignity to be able to capitalise on a skit where both Hu Tao and Venti put a fair amount of effort into mocking him. His straight man routine is sorely lacking.
At the end of the day, it’s 40 minutes of people sitting around a dinner table and a decent chunk of it is “oh I met [x] at [y]!” As always, Genshin needs a script editor to trim the fat.
In terms of character dynamic:
Xiao and Aether’s slowburn romance friendship continues to be adorable, even if the foundation for its intensity is extremely shaky. Despite the fact that the PV wasn’t integrated into this year’s Lantern Rite at all, it did earn some points in my heart.
Chongyun, Xingqiu and Xiangling’s inclusions were mostly to justify the identity shenanigans involving Venti and Zhongli, but they were a bit lost in the scene despite this. The scene always seemed to forget they were there, which is a shame, because Chongyun has very specific beef with Xiao (per his mats) and Xiangling’s cooking should really be leveraged for comedy faaaar more often than it is.
Xiao and Zhongli is about what I would’ve expected it to be. Solid dynamic, no notes.
Hu Tao and Venti get on like a house on fire, which should really cause Zhongli more dread than it does. I did enjoy them burning each other, but again - HYV’s comedy is always a bit slow. Would’ve been great to see Zhongli lose his cool a bit.
It’s a bit sad that my relationship HCs about Xiao and Hu Tao, or Xiao and Venti, weren’t really challenged or confirmed in any real way. Due to Xiao’s dialogue about them in his mats, I’d assumed he’d already met Hu Tao and only knew of Venti, but I see that’s the other way around. Xiao clearly respects Venti a lot (the differing reactions between when you blame either Zhongli or Venti for Xiao’s awkwardness at dinner, plus Xiao’s reverence of Venti’s music, show that), but I don’t really get the sense that the two are “old friends”. If anything, Xiao having Venti as an “old friend” seems kind of odd given what we know of his backstory.
Anyway, I still think Mondstadt wins at festivals overall. Windblume soon!!! Looking forward to that!
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calxide · 2 years
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⋆⁺ y/n — a badass, a girl boss. part-time optimist, part-time pessimist. only follows those who follow her (”sb to unf!”). has a lot of patience, why and how else will she be friends with hu tao and venti if she has short temperance? scaramouche's favorite person to annoy. has a big fat crush on ayaka since elementary school.
⋆⁺ hu tao — “do you feel like dying? get a 10% off coupon from hu tao!” y/n’s bestest friend and temporary roommate. has been friends with y/n since high school and knows her very well. has a crush on a certain pink-haired soon-to-be lawyer (and her future roommate).
⋆⁺ xiangling — major in culinary arts, you ran out of food? call xiangling and your problem is solved. the most sensible of them all. very friendly, when she got recruited by xingqiu to the friend group, she immediately became friends with everyone. strongly believes that you don't need an s/o if you have food #food4life
⋆⁺ xingqiu — the team’s smartest unit. will participate in pranks if he likes the concept and isn’t that dangerous. writes fanfiction in his free time and is an aspiring writer. is too much of a coward to confess to his childhood bestie who has an addiction to ice pops a.k.a. chongyun. like hu tao, he has been friends with y/n since first year high school.
⋆⁺ venti — an addition to the group in late high school. an absolute crackhead. hu tao’s no.1 partner-in-crime. need help with pranks? he’s 100% down! y/n’s biggest comfort friend; he might not look like it but he’s very good at comforting his friends. xiao’s lovely, and caring boyfriend. will sing and write poems for you if asked and if you give him some... juice..? please give him some wine.
⋆⁺ xiao — venti’s boyfriend, will not talk to you unless you are venti. acts like an emo edgelord but will never admit that he’s one. lowkey famous because he's pretty. venti keeps changing his layout, but can you blame him?! his past layouts were all so boring. just like the rest of the group, he is protective when it comes to y/n.
ABYSSAL LOVE ✰ harbingers of chaos ♡ masterlist / 000
⋆⁺ synopsis — Scaramouche, the person who tripped you on purpose just to see your despair expression on your face, hates how you always appear so happy in front of other people. He hated the fact that you find life enjoyable, unlike him. You, of course, hated him back. You don't understand why he goes to the extent to see your face crinkle in pure dismay. But what if you realize that the person who always laughs at your misery isn't so insufferable after you get to know him?
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brwnicons · 2 years
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// UNDER REFORMATION //
Character roster and Masterlist
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Fandoms coming that I need to add here: Sherlock, Spyxfamily, Moonknight, Harley Queen DC, Addams Family, Good Omens, Edward Scissorhands...
I like LOTS of characters and I will write for lots of fandoms soo scroll, scroll, scroll
I'll keep adding more as I take interest in more characters
I can also quit writing for some of them, so it'll be kind if you check that the character you want is here <3
☆ Characters in bold are the ones I'm specially excited to write about! ☆
ANIME
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- Hawks / Keigo Takami
BNHA
- All might / Toshinori Yagi
- Endeavor / Enji Todoroki
- Eraserhead / Shota Aizawa
- Nighteye
- Present Mic / Hizashi Yamada
- Kurogiri
- Himiko Toga
- Fat Gum
- Twice
- Rumi Usagiyama / Mirko
Poly relationships: Endhawks, Erasermic...
• SK8 THE INFINITY
- Joe
- Cherry Blossom
- ADAM
- Shadow
Poly relationships: Matchablossom, Shadoka...
• JUJUTSU KAISEN
- Nanami Kento
- Ijichi
• KIMETSU NO YAIBA
- Muzan
- Enmu
- Susamaru
- Rengoku
- Uzui
- Inosuke (platonic)
- Tanjiro (platonic)
- Zenitsu (platonic)
• GHIBLI (soon)
• HUNTER X HUNTER
SLASHERS
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- Freddy Krueger
- Jason Vorhees
- Brahms Heelshire
- Tiffany Valentine
- Hannibal (NBC)
- Pennywise
- Chromeskull
- Asa Emory
- Bubba Sawyer
- Vincent Sinclair
- Bo Sinclair
- Lester Sinclair
- Candyman
- Billy Loomis
- Stu Matcher
- The Grabber
- Bonus: Musical!Beetlejuice
- Bonus: Joker (Arthur Fleck)
Poly relationships: Chromeskull x The Collector, Ghostface...
(Other killers or horror characters)
- Travis Hackett
• PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
- Erik destler
- The Daroga / The Persian / Nadir Khan
- Cherik (Charles dance's Erik from 1990)
Poly relationships: Erik x The Persian...
VIDEOGAMES
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• VALORANT
Ask about anyone
• ANIMAL CROSSING (SFW!)
- Brewster
- Blathers
- Tom Nook
- Redd
- Gulliver
- Ask for your fav neighbor!
• PROFESSOR LAYTON
- Jean descole / Desmond sycamore
- Hershel Layton
• POKEMON
- Grimsley
- Giovanni
- Maxie
- Archie
- Ghetsis
- Nanu
- N
- Guzma
☆ Also fluff platonic scenarios with your fav pokémon!
Poly relationships: Maxie x Archie...
• UNDERTALE (no AUs)
- Papyrus
- Sans
- Grillby
- Mettaton
- Toriel
- Asgore
• GENSHIN IMPACT -> I won't write NSFW for the youngest characters
Ask about anyone
- Ningguang
- Jean
- Sara
- Ei
- Xinyan
- Xiangling
- Sucrose
- Keqing
- Yanfei
- Hu Tao
- Beidou
- Amber
- Zhongli
- Kaeya
- Itto
- Tartaglia
- Thoma
- Gorou
- Diluc
- Bennet
- Razor (platonic)
- Fischl (platonic)
- Chongyun (platonic)
- Baizhu
- Dottore
Poly relationships: Childe x Zhongli, Ayato x Thoma, Beidou x Ningguang...
• COOKIE RUN (SFW )
- Almond Cookie
- Expresso Cookie
- Mushroom Cookie
- Lilac Cookie
- Herb Cookie
- Clover Cookie
- Vanilla Cookie
TV SERIES / MOVIES
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• OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH
- Izzy Hands
- Blackbeard / Ed
- Stede Bonnet
- Lucius
- Spanish Jackie
- Frenchie
- Fang
Poly relationships: Steddy Hands, Ed x Stede...
Ask about someone anyway even if they're not here!
• THE BOYS
- Hughie Campbell
- Starlight
- Maeve
- Billy Butcher
- Stan Edgar
- Homelander
- Soldier Boy
• STAR WARS
- Boba Fett
- Darth Vader (Not Anakin)
- Din Djarin
- Armitage Hux
Poly relationships: Kylux...
• MARVEL
- Tony Stark
- Dr. Strange
- Bruce Banner
- Natasha Romanoff
- Peter Parker (Tom Holland) (Platonic only)
- Deadpool
- Eddie Brock & Venom (they're a pack!)
- Otto Octavius (Doc Ock)
- Norman Osborn (Green Goblin)
Poly relationships: Otto x Norman...
• ARCANE
- Silco
- Viktor
- Sevika
- Jinx (sfw)
Poly relationships: ask!
• TINTÍN
CARTOON
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• THE OWL HOUSE
- Eda
- Raine Whispers
- Alador
- Hunter (platonic)
- Luz (platonic)
- Amity (platonic)
- Willow (platonic)
Poly relationships: Raine x Eda...
• HAZBIN HOTEL / HELLUVA BOSS
- Blitz
- Stolas
- Fizzarolli
- Asmodeus
- Alastor (sfw! Gotta respect the ace king)
- Sir Pentious
- Millie
Poly relationships: Asmodeus x Fizzarolli, Stolas x Blitz...
• VILLAINOUS
- Flugg
- Black Hat
- 505 (platonic)
- Demencia
• GRAVITY FALLS
- Ford Pines
- Stanley Pines
- Dipper & Mabel (platonic)
• INSIDE JOB
- Reagan
- Brett
• RICK AND MORTY
- Rick Sanchez
• SHE-RA
- Double Trouble
- Bow
- Scorpia
- Hordak
- Entrapta
- Shadow Weaver
Poly relationships: Entrapta x Hordak...
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rinzis · 3 years
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what your favourite genshin impact character says about you: no holding back edition
i’m finally allowed to post again!!! great joy
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aether/lumine: you’re basic as hell sorry . also stop fighting over who the better twin is they’re literally the same person but different genders. you’re pretty fun to be around ig but i feel like you eat food off the floor. 5 second rule not 5 hour rule ok
amber: ok i’ve actually met a bunch of people whose fav is amber and you guys are actually really sweet but pls learn when to stfu you’re so loud . also you guys go feral whenever someone (everyone else in the fandom) says amber sucks like chill bae
kaeya: jesus fucking christ your horny is off the scale. every kaeya stan i’ve ever met cant keep it in their pants. and we know the only reason you like him is bc of his giga bouncer supreme ultra man rack 3000. stop saying you want him to smother you with his tits. get some help.
lisa: YOU GUYS ARE COOL AS HELL!!!!!! as someone who relates to lisa you’re very cool. most chill people to be around and you’re definitely super smart. not lazy but just reserved. 11/10. oh btw do you use her for climbing?
diluc: do you have daddy issues? you guys definitely have a thing for the tsundere archetype and you probably like zhongli too. just admit you want diluc to do the kabedon thing on you and move on. we know what you’re like. also how does it feel being so short? i swear every diluc stan is small as hell
jean: YOU GUYS are so sweet pls whenever i play co op with a jean main it’s just like wow you’re so strong and nice and thanks for healing my entire team wow........ however although you’re so responsible you probably enjoy cancelling people on twitter for fun . sorry
venti: VENTI STANS. I LOVE YOU. is it partially because i myself am a huge venti stan? yeah no. you probably missed out on his first banner and are saving for his rerun..... same......... anyways you guys give off the best vibes n it’s always so fun to be with you. i love you all
razor: i have one question for you guys . did you either like warrior cats or were you a wolf kid?
albedo: you guys are so smart wtf !!!!!!!!! you’re so rational in co op mode too and if you have albedo you probably use him as a sub dps for your teammates bc you’re so good at reading situations........ then again you also have some weird shit going on like cmon it’s milk after cereal you psychopaths
sucrose: you either kin sucrose or are creepy sorry . ok but she’s so underrated like her passive 3........ WOAH.............. you definitely use her in spiral abyss,,, also are you a burnout successful kid who used to kiss teachers’ asses and middle school was a breeze before getting to college/university and realising that professors don’t give a shit anymore? wow who would have guessed
diona: wannabe catgirls assemble! please move on from your warrior cats phase you’re almost as bad as the razor stans but you’re adorable too. you probably want qiqi or klee but don’t have them so you’re settling for diona
barbara: thanks for healing my team in co op barbara stans !!!! you guys are genuinely so nice omg thank you for being so reliable all the time,,, do you highlight your notes so it’s more art than notes? yeah that’s what i thought
mona: ok if no one else is gonna say it i will,,, no one understands shit about your astrology thing going on. i’m a caprisun? great
bennett: YOURE ALL ADORABLE. thanks for helping us out in co op!!!! you definitely advocate for bennett rights and yes pls do,,,, we all love benny deep down!!!! you either don’t have him or have him at like C218372
fischl: jojo stans
just kidding but you all probably act like fischl irl. also did you have an emo phase
klee: ok if your favourite is klee you definitely don’t have her . waiting patiently for klee’s rerun!!!! shes just so adorable and so are you guys,,,,, so fun to be around !!!!! you probably have diluc and hate him
noelle: you guys....... the rarest of the rare. you love trying to convince people that she’s a great healer dps n everything else...... no bae you probably use her because you like geo and claymores like hmm yes i will now hit things hard with my big sword and rock power
ok onto liyue now sweats nervously
childe: you guys are ALL simps. ALL OF YOU. go n touch some grass bro!!!!! you either think he’s super sexy or you bully him and make the ed sheeran jokes (not funny) . you follow griffin burns on tiktok too dont you
zhongli: you either love him for his gentle demeanour or you want him for his fat giga dumptruck 3000. make up your minds!!!!! you guys are so clueless in co op mode but you’re hilarious. you probably have his energy recharge at like 200% so you can use his ult and hear I WILL HAVE ORDER every 4 seconds
xiao: STOP GROWLING AT PEOPLE. every xiao main is so aggressive not joking . yeah the only reason you saved for him is because you want to stare at him all day n listen to him growling . you guys genuinely scare me . no he would not hold ur hand and do cute things with you,,,,,, if given half the chance he’d probably decapitate you
ningguang: alright jeff bezos, hand over the cash. yeah so you’re either rolling in it or want to be her sugar baby. but you guys have such an intimidating aura like playing with ning mains is just .... you always build her so well she’s an absolute tank!!!!!! thanks for scaring the shit out of me but also protecting me
beidou: YOU GUYS. you’re fun to be around but i also feel like you could probably destroy me in 3 seconds flat !!!!!!!! do you hate diluc too? i love playing with you guys because all i hear is TO ASHES every 2 seconds and she’s just cool as hell so yeah i really like beidou stans. i feel like you all have her so congrats
qiqi: you’re so cute,,,,, best healer !!!! you probably love playing qiqi because her skills look so cool and you prefer playing heal/support,, if you don’t have her you just love her bc she’s so tiny . spoiler alert but do you have a thing against xiao for killing her lol
xiangling: you’re so chaotic help,, you definitely pair her with xinyan too because you give off the most uncontrollable vibes,,,,,,, did you level her to use her in the spiral abyss or do you just think polearms are neat and don’t have xiao or zhongli
xinyan: please reread xiangling paragraph but replace polearm with claymore . you like either bring me the horizon or bubblegum pop there’s no in between
chongyun: you’re all the nicest people ever and you’re so chill . you love chongyun with your whole hearts and i adore you !!!!!! the animation of him eating the popsicle melts your hearts (no pun intended) and you just think he’s really cool :( ily all
xingqiu: chongyun vibes but make it kinda unnerved . burnout successful kids 2.0 ,,,,, are you clever too? you also love xingqiu and believe he’s worthy of being a 5 star with his heal and damage reduce !!!!! he’s so helpful wtf and so are you . please stop going on about his legs though it’s highkey weird asf
keqing: COOL PERSON SYNDROME! i main this gal so i love you all . do you get as mad as i do when people say she doesn’t deserve to be a 5 star? yeah . are you a procrastinator and try and take lessons from keqing but are just so lazy? do you use her teleport because you can’t be bothered to climb mountains? yeah that’s what i thought
ganyu: you’re all the nicest people alive and i adore you all . thanks for being so kind in co op mode . every ganyu main i’ve met is so sweet and you’re all so powerful too woah....... you hate the cocogoat jokes too >:( pls mihoyo give her more attention !!!!!
scaramouche: you have rights guys we know you exist. also we know you want him to be playable. we know that you think his hat is neat. we know you love this shawty but please be quiet.
signora: wait you guys exist
hu tao: you prank people for fun like pls stop im so on edge when youre around . plus i feel you laugh at videos of babies falling over n shit,,,,,,, you cant wait for her banner but also please shut the fuck up
dainsleif: please leave me the fuck alone we did 1 (one) quest with him and you’re all obsessed with him . ok second hand dmitri from fire emblem you want a medal for being a fucking simp?
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razorblade180 · 3 years
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Wide Awake
Sayu:Zzzz
Aether:Pssst. Psssssssst! …..SHRINE MAIDEN!
Sayu:*jumps up* YOU’LL NEVER CATCH-
Aether grabs her hood before Sayu could make an unnecessary getaway. Calming down, Sayu let’s her body hang suspended as she notices her captor. The glow of a cooking fire shines bright on the boys laughter.
Aether:Hahaha, I thought you said you were a light sleeper!?
Sayu:It’s my day off! Nobody should need me so it’s the perfect day for deep sleep.
Aether:Did you forget you wanted to see me? *puts down*
Sayu:Of course not! I spent time gathering ingredients for you. The depths of your stealth and speed are just more than I realized. I guess I’ve taught you well.
Aether:Pfft, okay. I owe you, my sensei.
Sayu:Hehehe! Anyways, what are you making.
Aether:Well I’m pretty bad at most Inazuma dishes still, so I didn’t want to give you a poor birthday meal by making one. However, I wanted to use a unagi you gave me. So o brilliant idea hit me. Sayu, are you prepared for a meal no person has ever tasted until today!?
Sayu:Ummm I guess? It definitely smells good.
The traveler reveals his recent experiment. With the great fortune of knowing Jean and Xiangling, Aether has created an anemo tossed pizza that was perfectly baked over an open flame. Mondstadt cheese was perfectly melted over quality tomato sauce. Unagi meat served the toppings along with traditional Liyue spices.
Sayu watched as he cut a slice for her. There was something in the aroma that made her stomach growl. With no hesitation, Sayu took a bite.
Aether:So how bad of an idea was this? Admittedly I’ll eat a lot of things of varying quality so I can’t trust my judgment.
Sayu:…….
Aether:Sayu?
Sayu:……
Aether:*sweating* S…Sayu? You’re still conscious right!?
Sayu:Aether, I’ve told you before that I have trouble finishing entire meals before. I’m afraid to tell you that you’re gonna need to make a second pizza for yourself.
Aether:I’m so sorr- wait what?
Sayu:*on second slice* What did you put in this!? It’s…making my appetite bigger?
Aether:Oh that. Jean, the person who taught me how to make pizza, always makes it nutritional and adds a few herbs that stimulates eating so she doesn’t have low energy. Then a chef I know gave me a spice blend that enhances flavor. This meal is actually pretty light in fat.
Sayu:I feel like I could eat this for a week straight, but I also don’t feel heavy!
Aether:I’m glad you love it! Now you have a nutritional and filling meal that actually gives you energy. Who knows, maybe it’ll help you grow without stuffing yourself like a balloon?
Sayu:*eyes widened* This gift is perfect! *pumps fist* Let’s go do something!
Aether:I haven’t even eaten y-
Sayu:I bet I could beat an abyss herald right now!
Aether:….(Has she never had vitamin filled meal before?) Let’s finish the meal first and then explore this newfound energy okay?
Sayu:You got it!
[Several hours later, tea house]
Door opens.
Thoma:Hey Ae-
Aether:*brusied up* Yo!!!
Sayu:*on his back*Zzzzz
Thoma:What happened here?
Aether:So we’re in the abyss and three fatui agents appear. I wasn’t expecting it and there’s spinning blades everywhere as they start laughing and turning invisible. I tell Sayu we should bail rethink our strategy. She stares dead into my eyes and says-
Sayu:Zzzzz built….different zzzzz
Aether:Yeah that. Summons her helper, then systematically starts vanishing and reappearing as she juggled fighting off all three. It was at this moment I realized that Sayu might have actually been a problem if she took that assassination request seriously; and that’s a little terrifying. Anyways, she kinda carried me and two others through the abyss.
Thoma:Why would Sayu go to the abyss on her day off? Why would she go at all.
Aether:Funny story, *hands recipe* I’m trusting you with this. It’s the special meal I made her. Call me crazy but I think Sayu, like all the other anemo people in my life, are lacking a balanced diet with sleep.
Thoma:Is that right? She looks completely spent, but she’s smiling.
Aether:Maaaaan I wish you were there Thoma. I don’t know many people that look at an Abyss Herald and say “leave this to me.” She was going so fast that even I eventually had to listen and pull back!
Thoma:Perhaps we should keep this meal under wraps then? From the sound of it, I don’t think anyone is ready for her at full throttle.
Aether:My thoughts exactly. I also don’t want her hurting herself or only eating pizza.
Thoma:Don’t say that aloud.
Aether:Huh?
Ayaka:*peeks around corner* We’re having pizza!?
Aether:….
Thoma:….
Aether:Hmm, maybe there’s a reason that was never brought overseas?
Sayu:*laughing in her sleep*
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oenomel-lover · 2 years
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Writelist
: Genshin Impact
Confirmed_18 and over
Zhongli, Childe, Diluc, Kaeya, Venti, Scaramouche, Xiao, Raiden Shogun, Ei, Jean, Ganyu, Ningguang, Hu Tao, Lisa, Mona, Rosario, Sucrose, Beidou, Baizhu, Dainsleif, La Signora, Yae Miko, Amber, Traveller, Albedo.
Non-confirmed_will write 
Eula, Sangonomiya Kokomi, Kujou Sara, Gorou, Thoma, Kamisato Ayaka, Yanfei, Yoimiya,Kaedehara Kazuha.
Aged up_16 to 17
Xingqiu, Chongyun,  Keqing, Xinyan, Fischl, Bennett, Razor.
Won't Write_under 16 or unreleased or can't write or don't want to
Sayu, Qiqi, Barbara, Diona, Klee, Aloy, Noelle, Arataki Itto, Xiangling, any other character.
: Boku no Hero Academia
Confirmed_ 18 and over
Eraserhead, Midnight, Hawks, Vlad King, Best Jeanist, Ms.Joke, Mirko, Fat Gum, Mt.Lady, Ingenium, Lady Nagant, Tomura Shigaraki, Dabi, Fuyumi Todoroki.
Aged up_16 to 17
Toga Himiko, Mina Ashido, Ochako Uraraka, Kyoka Jiro, Momo Yaoyorozu,Itsuka Kendo, Nejiri Hado, Mei Hatsume, Camie Utsishumi, Denki Kaminari, Eijiro Kirishima, Shoto Todoroki, Katsuki Bakugou, Izuku Midoriya, Neito Monoma, Tamaki Amajiki, Hitoshi Shinso, Yo Shindo.
Won't Write_Under 16 or not explored or can't write or don't want to
All Might, Present Mic, Eri, Kota Izumi, any other character.
: Diabolik Lovers
Confirmed_ 18 and over 
 Karlheinz, Cordelia, Beatrix, Christa, Sakamaki Shu, Sakamaki Reiji, Mukami Ruki,  Tsukinami Carla, Richter.
Aged up_16 and 17
Sakamaki Kanato, Sakamaki Ayato, Sakamaki Laito, Sakamaki Subaru, Mukami Kou, Mukami Yuma, Mukami Azusa, Tsukinami Shin, Kino, Komori Yui.
Won't Write_Can't Write
Any other character.
: Obey Me! – One Master to Rule Them All
Confirmed_ 18 and over
Diavolo, Barbatos, Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Simeon, Solomon.
Won’t write_Under 16 or cant write
Luke, Lilith, The Little D’s, any other character.
: Tokyo Manji Revengers
Will Write_Timeskip
Takemichi Hanagaki, Manjiro Sano “Mikey”,Ken, Ryuguji “Draken”, Chifuyu Matsuno, Takashi Mitsuya, Hakkai Shiba, Nahoya Kawata “Smiley”, Souta Kawata “Angry”, Shuji Hanma, Kisaki Tetta, Kazutora Hanemiya, Taiju Shiba, Hajime Kokonoi, Seishu Inui, Kakuchou, Shion Madarame, Rindo Haitani, Ran Haitani, Haruchiyo Sanzu, Akashi Takeomi, Hinata Tachibana, Naoto Tachibana
Will Write_Without timeskip yet 18 and over
Izana Kurokawa, Wakasa Imaushi “Waka”, Keizo Arashi “Benkei”
Won’t Write_No timeskip
Keisuke Baji, Kawaragi Senju, Emma Sano
Won’t Write_Can”t write 
Haruki Hayashida “Pah-Chin”, Ryohei Hayashi “Peyan”, Kanji Mochizuki, Yasuhiro Muto, South Terano, any other character.
: Haikyū!!
Will Write_Timeskip
Daichi Sawamura,  Kōshi Sugawara,  Asahi Azumane,  Yū Nishinoya,  Ryūnosuke Tanaka,  Chikara Ennoshita,  Tobio Kageyama,  Shōyō Hinata,  Kei Tsukishima,  Tadashi Yamaguchi,  Kiyoko Shimizu,  Hitoka Yachi, Saeko Tanaka, Tetsurō Kuroo, Morisuke Yaku, Kenma Kozume, Lev Haiba, Tōru Oikawa, Issei Matsukawa, Hajime Iwaizumi, Takahiro Hanamaki, Kōtarō Bokuto, Keiji Akaashi, Wakatoshi Ushijima, Eita Semi, Kenjirō Shirabu, Satori Tendō, Kiyoomi Sakusa, Atsumu Miya, Rintarō Suna, Osamu Miya, Shinsuke Kita, Kōrai Hoshiumi.
Won’t Write_Can’t write_No timeskip
Any other character.
Waitlist
*Fandoms that may be added in the far future.
Jujutsu Kaisen
Danmei Works
Demon Slayer
Attack on Titan
Blue Lock
Tokyo Ghoul
Chainsaw Man
Naruto
Code Geass
Fullmetal Alchemist
Neon Genesis Evangellion
Free!
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anenbylittlepotato · 3 years
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Character List
Obey Me! Shall We Date?
Lucifer / Mammon / Leviathan / Satan / Asmodeus / Beelzebub / Belphegor / Diavolo / Barbatos / Simeon / Luke (platonic only) / Solomon
My Hero Academia
All Might / Shota Aizawa / Hizashi Yamada / Midnight (😩💦) / Mina Ashido / Tsuyu Asui / Tenya Iida / Ochako Uraraka / Denki Kaminari / Eijiro Kirishima / Kyoka Jirou / Hanta Sero / Shoto Todoroki / Katsuki Bakugo / Izuku Midoriya / Momo Yaoyorozu / Itsuka Kendo / Ibara Shiozaki / Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu / Neito Monoma (derogatory) / Mirio Togata / Nejire Hado / Tamaki Amajiki / Hitoshi Shinso / Mei Hatsume / Ms. Joke / Inasa Yoarashi / Camie Utsushimi / Hawks / Kamui Woods (look, if you wanna date a funky tree man, who am I to crush your dreams?) / Ryukyu / Mt. Lady / Fat Gum / Sir Nighteye / Eri (platonic only) / Tomura Shigaraki (his crusty ass) / Kurogiri / Dabi / Twice / Mr. Compress
RWBY
Blake Belladonna / Cinder Fall / Coco Adel / Emerald Sustrai / Fiona Thyme / Glynda Goodwitch / Ilia Amitola / Jaune Arc / Mercury Black / Neon Katt / Neopolitan / Neptune Vasilias / Nora Valkyrie / Penny Polendina / Pyrrha Nikos / Qrow Branwen / Raven Branwen / Lie Ren / Robyn Hill / Ruby Rose / Sun Wukong / Velvet Scarlatina / Weiss Schnee / Winter Schnee / Yang Xiao Long
Genshin Impact
Aether / Albedo / Amber / Barbara / Beidou / Bennett / Chongyun / Dainsleif / Diluc Ragnivndr / Diona (platonic only) / Eula / Fischl / Ganyu / Gorou / Hu Tao / Jean / Kazuha Kaedehara / Kaeya Alberich / Beidou / Kamisato Ayaka / Klee (platonic only) / Kujou Sara / Lisa / Lumine / Mona / Ningguang / Noelle / Eula / Qiqi (platonic only) / Ei / Razor / Rosaria / Sangonomiya Kokomi / Sayu (platonic only) / Signora / Sucrose / Childe / Thoma / Venti / Xiangling / Xiao / Xingqiu / Xinyan / Yae Miko / Yanfei / Yoimiya / Zhongli
Demon Slayer
Giyuu Tomioka / Mitsuri Kanroji / Muichiro Tokito / Shinobu Kocho / Kyojuro Rengoku / Tanjiro Kamado / Zenitsu Agatsuma / Inosuke Hashibira / Muzan Kibutsuji / Nezuko Kamado / Tamayo / Yushiro
Danganronpa
Akane Owari / Angie Yonaga / Aoi Asahina / Byakuya Togami / Celestia Ludenberg / Chiaki Nanami / Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu / Gonta Gokuhara / Gundham Tanaka / Hajime Hinata / Himiko Yumeno / Hiyoko Saionji / Ibuki Mioda / Jataro Kemuri (platonic only) / Junko Enoshima / K1-B0(Keebo) / Kaede Akamatsu / Kaito Momota / Kazuichi Soda / Kirumi Tojo / Kiyotaka Ishimaru / Kokichi Ouma / Komaru Naegi / Korekiyo Shinguji / Kotoko Utsugi (platonic only) / Kyoko Kirigiri / Leon Kuwata / Mahiru Koizumi / Maki Harukawa / Makoto Naegi / Masaru Daimon (platonic only) / Mikan Tsumiki / Miu Iruma Monaca Towa (platonic only) / Mondo Owada / Nagisa Shingetsu / Nagito Komaeda / Nekomaru Nidai / Peko Pekoyama / Rantaro Amami / Ryoma Hoshi / Sakura Ogami / Sayaka Maizono / Shuichi Saihara / Sonia Nevermind / Tenko Chabashira / Teruteru Hanamura (ig?) / Toko Fukawa and/or Genocide Jack / Tsumugi Shirogane / Ultimate Imposter / Yasuhiro Hagakure
Hunter x Hunter
Kurapika / Leorio Paradinight / Gon Freecss (platonic only) / Killua Zoldyck (platonic only) / Kite / Knov (that poor man) / Knuckle Bine / Shoot McMahon / Chrollo Lucilfer / Nobunaga Hazama / Feitan Portor / Machi Komacine / Phinks Magcub / Shizuku Murasaki / Shalnark (Childe) / Colt (yes I'm adding ants for you monster f*ckers out there) / Cheetu / Zazan / Pariston Hill (the rat bastard himself) / Cheadle Yorkshire / Morel Mackernasey / Alluka Zoldyck (platonic only) / Neferpitou / Shaiapouf / Menthuthuyoupi / Meleoron / Welfin / Palm Siberia
The Arcana
Asra / Nadia (my beloved) / Julian / Muriel / Portia (my beloved) / Lucio (derogatory) / Valerius / Vlastomil / Vulgora / Volta (precious) / Valdemar / Nafizah / Nazali (I desperately want their gender) / Navra / Nahara / Nasmira / Natiqa
Black Clover
Nozel Silva / Mereoleona Vermillion / Fuegoleon Vermillion / Kirsch Vermillion / Rill Boismorter / Finral Roulacase / Langris Vaude / Julius Novachrono / William Vangeance / Klaus Lunettes / Charlotte Roselei / Sol Marron / Dorothy Unsworth / Yami Sukehiro / uhhhhh the “haha” guy lmao (Sekke Bronzazza) / Zora Ideale / Vanessa Enoteca / Grey / Magna Swing / Luck Voltia / Secre Swallowtail
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Hi, so I decided to my a list of all the characters I'm willing to write for all the fandoms I write for so it's more convenient for you guys to know what I'll write. I'll link it on my pinned post for convenience. Also yes, a lot of them are in alphabetical order bc I have the memory of a donut so to remember all the characters I could and was willing to write, I just went through the wikis
ALSO!!! If you want me to do characters not on this list, you'll have to buy me a coffee geh heh heh
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idontknowanametouse · 2 months
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Genshin cringe headcanons part 5: Liyue "qixing"
This post reclaims the term “cringe”. If you use it as an insult or is triggered by it, please DNI
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Name: Beidou
Gender: cis woman, she/her
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Appearance: ethnically chinese, tall, muscled, dark skin, brown eyes, long brown hair she usually keeps tied up, many scars, cataract on the left eye, two missing fingers.
Age: 39
Sexuality: lesbian
Personality: strong, relaxed, sympathic, extrovert, bold, brave, caring towards kids.
Area of greatest ability: fighting, business
Likes: sea, sea birds, adventure, traveling, spicy food, being alone with Ningguang
Dislikes: being labeled by others, cold food, mud
Fears/triggers: the constellation Beidou
Kins: does not has kin but supports those who do.
Family: adoptive dad, Kazuha (adoptive son)
Relationship status: married to Ningguang
Friends: Keqing, Ganyu, Xinyan, Hu Tao, Thoma, Shenhe, Xiangling, Yaoyao, Yanfei, Yelan, Yun Jin
Disabilities: two missing fingers, ADHD, cataract on the left eye, wears an eyepatch
Belief: believes Rex Lapis, but does not really care about him
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Name: Keqing
Gender: transfem girlflux catgender, she/they/mew
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Appearance: ethnically chinese, tan skin, small, brown hair dyed purple, black eyes.
Age: 22
Sexuality: lesbian
Personality: workaholic, perfeccionist, only believes things she can see, practical, very caring even though she tries to hide it.
Area of greatest ability: business
Likes: Rex Lapis history, shopping, studying, working, golden shrimp balls
Dislikes: discussing about Rex Lapis, being around too many people, being lazy
Fears/triggers: thunder, family-like relationship, horror tales
Kins: purple, lilac, light academia, Thunder
Family: none
Relationship status: dating Ganyu
Friends: Baizhu, Beidou, Ningguang, Xiangling, Xinyan, Yanfei, Yelan, Zhongli
Disabilities: autistic, anxious
Belief: has a harsh relationship with her beliefs and rathers not talk about it
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Name: Ganyu
Gender: transfem girlflux, she/they/sweet/love/winter/snow
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Appearance: ethnically chinese, tall, pale, fat, blue hair she usually keeps tied, black eyes, dark circles, scars through loves body
Age: chronologically 2281, physically 20
Sexuality: asexual lesbian
Personality: calm, polite, respectful, wildly protective, kind, helpful
Area of greatest ability: helping others
Likes: rain, working, routine, dogs, qingxin, flowers
Dislikes: meat, sleeping, people that think of themselves as superior
Fears/triggers: people talking about her appearance, wars, bloodshed
Kins: clouds, snow, ocean, night, light blue
Family: Zhongli (adoptive father) Xiao, Xinyan, Hu Tao, Qiqi (adoptive little siblings) Albedo, Klee, Shenhe (found family siblings) Xianyun (found family aunt)
Relationship status: dating Keqing
Friends: Baizhu, Beidou, Chongyun, Gaming, Ningguang, Yanfei, Yaoyao
Disabilities: autistic, narcolepsia, selectively mute, arthrits, hypermobil (I know this isn’t a disability, but I decided to include it)
Belief: has taoist-like practices on her day-to-day life
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Name: Yelan
Gender: cis woman, she/her
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Appearance: ethnically chinese, tall, thin, black, black eyes, black hair
Age: 34
Sexuality: lesbian
Personality: mysterious, relaxed, baddass, smart, generally calm, sassy
Area of greatest ability: dealing with unknown situations
Likes: nice clothes, games that involve luck, tea, being around people that don't see her as a threat
Dislikes: sweets, needles, yelling
Fears/triggers: losing the people around her, being called a "psycho", the Abyss
Kins: casino, cleaning, night, water
Family: Xingqiu (cousin)
Relationship status: dating Shenhe
Friends: Yanfei, Yun Jin, Ningguang, Beidou, Shinobu, Itto, Xiao
Disabilities: OCD, ASPD, weak imunologic system, weak body, uses a nose cateter
Belief: is agnostic
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Name: Ningguang
Gender: cis woman, she/her
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Appearance: ethnically chinese, tall, has albinism, long white hair she ties up, red eyes
Age: 39
Sexuality: lesbian
Personality: professional, calculates everything, selfless, likes kids, intelligent, calm
Area of greatest ability: business
Likes: routine, money, glaze lilies, the jade chamber, soup, her chess game
Dislikes: marriage proposals, crabs, prepotent people
Fears/triggers: losing what she accomplished, the end of Liyue
Kins: gold, stars
Family: Kazuha (adoptive son)
Relationship status: married to Beidou
Friends: Baizhu, Ganyu, Keqing, Qiqi, Shenhe, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yaoyao, Yelan, Yun Jin, Zhongli
Disabilities: OCD, legally blind, uses a white cane
Belief: is agnostic
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sodadrabbles · 3 years
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BOUNDARIES IN WRITING
Alright, I feel this should probably be said. The precedent I set with the content on this blog is clearly a bit... Yknow, NSFW. Kinky. But I have limits of my own, and I feel it necessary to address these before anyone asks for them!
-Minors are entirely OFF LIMITS from NSFW writing. If you come into my askbox asking for NSFW with a minor I will publicly shame you. /th
-I WILL NOT do the really weird kinks like piss/scat, anything gas-related, anything involving the menstrual cycle, or anything involving inflation (feeding kinks are on thin fucking ice). Size kinks with tummy bulges are fine though. I've already written a breeding kink fic because breeding kink go brr but prego/mpreg is just no. R*pe is a no as well but I will do dubcon if the idea is good enough.
-That said, PLEASE don't be mad if I don't get to your request right away if it has a specific kink! I am not knowledgeable in all kinks and probably need to do research on some to make the content of good quality!
-You're free to send in emergency requests and I'll do my best to get to them, but I can't guarantee I'll get to them.
-I can write comfort fics for Eating Disorders, Self-Harm, Trauma, etc. I struggle with these as well and reading comfort fics is my favorite coping mechanism.
-I can write for male readers as well! I'm afab, so a few things may be a bit... Inaccurate, but I will do my best for my readers!
OPTIONS FOR MCYT:
I also have a very strict mindset about who I will and will not write for, as well as limits to what situations I will write for them! I feel it important these are out there both for the comfort of myself, as well as the ability to respect the boundaries of the content creators I write about.
I will write smut for...
c!Technoblade
c!Sapnap
c!Awesamdude
c!Wilbur Soot
c!JSchlatt
c!Philza
c!Dream
I won't write smut for the IRL CCs, it's lowkey very weird.
I will write romance for...
All Characters Listed Above
c!Ranboo
c!Tubbo
c!TommyInnit
c!Ghostbur
Wilbur
Phil
Dream
Sapnap
Quackity (in-game and IRL)
BadBoyHalo (in-game and IRL)
Karl Jacobs (in-game and IRL)
Niki (in-game and IRL)
Puffy (in-game and IRL)
I don't watch everyone on the SMPs content regularly, so some requests involving certain content creators may be inaccurate, but I'll try my best.
I will write platonic/sibling scenes for...
All Characters Listed Above
Techno
Ranboo
Tubbo
Tommy
These are my limits and unless a CC has claimed their discomfort with anything fitting to what I write, this will not be changing. If you know of this happening, please DM with a clip or something and I'll delete anything that breaks the specified boundary from my blog and change this list.
OPTIONS FOR GENSHIN IMPACT:
The ages for characters in Genshin Impact are honestly, a bit difficult to tell- because we aren’t given canonical ages, just hints based on how a character looks or acts. Because of this, I find it will be easiest to limit who I write NSFW for based on who we can tell for sure are adults. 
I will write smut for...
Aether
Albedo
Diluc
Ganyu
Gorou
Kaedehara Kazuha
Kaeya
Kujou Sara
Lisa
Lumine
Sangonomiya Kokomi
Scaramouche
Tartaglia
Thoma
Xiao
Zhongli
Please note this list is also limited by who I have experience with, so I’m sorry if it’s pretty limited. Also, before anyone asks- I include Aether and Lumine because they most likely are adults- Otherwise there wouldn’t be nearly a many ‘romantic’ or nearly sexual interactions between them and characters like Kaeya or Childe. Just sayin’.
I will write romance for...
All Characters Listed Above
Amber
Barbara
Beidou
Bennett
Chongyun
Hu Tao
Jean
Ayaka
Noelle
Razor
Sucrose
Venti
Xiangling
Yanfei
Yoimiya
Again, limited by who I have experience with- Like most people I have preferences. Characters I don’t know well just won’t be available, I’m sorry.
I will write platonic/sibling scenes for...
All Characters Listed Above
Diona
Klee
Qiqi
Sayu
Baby squad. That is all.
OPTIONS FOR MY HERO ACADEMIA:
There’s been a lot of discourse about My Hero Academia and smut, especially involving a certain VA on YouTube- But I really won’t get into that here. For my own comfort, I won’t write NSFW about anyone who’s not canonically an adult- No aging up. With that out of the way...
I will write smut for...
Keigo Takami
Shota Aizawa
Tomura Shigaraki
Dabi
Fat Gum
Kai Chisaki
Mirko
I will write romance for...
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Ochako Uraraka 
Shoto Todoroki
Katsuki Bakugo
Tsuyu Asui
Momo Yaoyorozu
Kyouka Jirou
Izuku Midoriya
Denki Kaminari
Himiko Toga
Eijiro Kirishima
Mina Ashido
Hitoshi Shinso
Neijire Hado
Tamaki Amajiki
Mirio Togata
Hanta Sero
Mei Hatsume
Itsuka Kendo
Kinoko Komori
Please ask me about Kinoko. I. I love her??? HELLO???
I will write platonic/sibling scenes for...
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I’m sorry that’s it. And I’m STUPID. Sorry.
That's everything. Thank you for reading and keep all of these in mind when requesting. Thank you!
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belart27 · 3 years
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Baby girl Xiangling <3 I hate that I have her but I can't use her cuz her level is way too low for my world level ;^; (my Pyro main is Bennet hehe) . Info from my AU - President of the cooking club (of course) - Likes to give free samples of her food (specially to Xingqiu and Chongyun) - Always eating but never gets fat - fave animals: bears and wild boars
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medi-melancholy · 3 years
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concept: genshin girls but they're buff (specifically thinkin bout jean & beidou here but im sure some others could logically be. imagine it)
eula and rosaria with lean muscle like swimmers or dancers, noelle with rock solid muscle despite being built petite, amber with fuckin rrrripped arms, xiangling with a mix of sporty muscle and healthy fat........ Yes. i live for specific body type headcanons
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doughyduo · 3 years
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Hu Tons of fat.
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It's the result of being such a prankster to Xiangling.
'Oh, oh, Xiangling!~ It's good that I just caught you, I just heard that someone was upset with me, because I bought the last of these high-quality ingredients from Sumeru! Quick, I need you to cook them into something for me before they find me, alright, alright?'
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