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heongiu · 10 months

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Girle I don't know what to request except for smut but... Gun and Goo school au. No charles choi and crews. Just them being dumb fucks.

OMG I LOVE THOSE TWO DUMB FUCKS FR 😭😭😭 tysm for the request anon! I really appreciate it!

Gun and Goo Highschool AU ||

To be very straightforward, Gun was never proud of knowing Goo from a long time, back in high school when times were a lot more 'peaceful', as one would describe, the stress from doing all the errand for Charles, over and over continuously without an end is what makes Gun think maybe, the time he spent in highschool, was not so inadequate at all.

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It was the time when Gun realised his seat was assigned next to a goofy delinquent, one who knew no limits to his wickedness. Gun hesitated to sit down next to him, he could've been better off alone, then all of the sudden, he has to sit with someone who he doesn't even have the slightest liking for? Why the hell would he want to sit down? It's not that he's entitled to?

But then he realized there were less chairs than he had assumed there would have been. And now, to his demise, he has to sit down next to that scatterbrained idiot. Gun was pissed, he shunned the Blonde-man's presence.

"I will never fucking sit with that asshole.. " Gun thought to himself, furiously clicking the pen in his hand open and close on and on again. And dubiously, Goo had noticed him already, he had his signature cocky grin on his face, soon enough he opened his abrupt mouth to talk to Gun, or rather make fun of him.

"You'd look better standing than sitting here" he teased Gun monotonously, mocking his stern mannerism.

Gun was enraged. How did that bastard even dare to?..

Well it was true Goo has always been a pain in the ass ever since he was a teenager, but maybe even more when he still was.

As Gun stood there silently, Goo placed both of his legs on the table, crossing them amusingly.

"see? I told you ~ you look better like that" Goo commented sarcastically, trying to get on his nerves or to piss him off at least.

And in a wink of an eye, Gun grabbed him by his collar harshly.

"Get up." He shouted at him, a glint of rage in his eyes.

"eh? Alright~" He was clearly teasing him at this point, as he got up and inched himself close to him. The atmosphere of the classroom became intense. The students who were sitting down in the front looked to the back to see what was going on.

"You really think you're getting away with that?" Goo snickered at his sentence, that man never had any shame to start with.

"yes, and what about it?"

And that was the only thing left to make Gun even more desperate to kick his arrogant and prideful self.

"You-" Gun clenched his fist and almost hit Goo, but he stopped last minute.

"what? Are you scared?~" Goo teased him

"Meet me after class." Gun mentioned as he left the classroom. Well, he would rather die than sit next to him.

Goo acted dramatically, as if he was scared by his sentence, and he wasn't.

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it was evident, as they kept fighting like silly kids fighting over their toys, they became friends, even when they never presumed to. Even if their personalities were opposites.

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"Gun! Did you know that-" Goo kicked open the classroom door, his hands in his pocket as he walked over to Gun who was..cornered by a girl, Wait what? A girl? How could that even happen?! Gun and with a Girl?

"what the fuck?" Goo thought to himself, it was funny and shocking at the same moment.

The truth was, this girl wouldn't leave him alone, even when Gun clearly wasn't interested and all he could do at this part was facepalm himself.

He looked at Goo, signalling him to get him out of this, desperately.

"what? He's asking me for help?!" Goo thought to himself, maybe he should help him, he probably doesn't wanna be there anymore, poor him.

"Yo Gun, Let's go pee together" He grabbed Gun's arm and walked him out of there, but what the fuck had he just said? Pee together?

All his classmates were looking at him very...interestingly, As if even they couldn't believe what had happened.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!? PEE TOGETHER?!? WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT?" Gun yelled at, grabbing his collar, his face was bright red in embarassment.

"Yoo chill! Atleast I got you out of there, think about it!" As Goo replied, Gun's expression had softened, but his ears were still red, maybe it's not as bad as he thinks, right? Or maybe not.

And when they got to class the next day, the entire class was staring at them, holding back their laughter, because if they laughed they'd be dead. And so Gun sat next to Goo, facing away in embarassment.

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#heongiu answers #Gun x Goo School AU #GunGoo hcs #park jonggun headcanon #Kim Joongoo headcanons #lookism jonggun #lookism manhwa #lookism memes #heongiu writes #Park Jonggun and Kim Jongoo #I LOVE THOSE TWO IDIOTS 😭#I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING THIS LMAOO #lookism #lookism headcanons #Funny headcanons

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stevenslittleshop · 1 year

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Arthur: MERLIN

Merlin (running from the other side of the castle): my lord?

Arthur: look.

Merlin: is that…

Merlin: …

Merlin: Arthur is that ANOTHER sword?

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mauri2530 · 1 month

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I can see Astarion being a huge fan of trashy shows like real housewives and the bachelor 😂

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 headcanons #funny headcanons #astarion doing his magistrate job #while tuning in to love & hip hop #🥰🥰😂

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getlucky13 · 1 year

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Reyna: What are two words that could change everything? Piper: Go away Jason: I'm sorry Hazel: Shut up Leo: I'm Hungry

#mine #by me #funny percy jackson headcanons #reyna avila ramirez arellano #RARA #Ask the 7 #piper mclean #jason grace #hazel levesque #leo valdez #what are two words that could change everything #this came to me while i was brushing my teeth #lol #funny headcanons #percy jackson #heroes of olympus

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bohemiandeer · 1 year

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It is now an official headcanon of mine that, when Junkertown ain't cheering down gladiatorial death matches at the Reckoning, they spend the intermission between matches doing this. While some bloke is down in the arena like, cleaning the human and/or omnic shaped smudge off the arena floor. Not just that but that there are very much indeed betting games held over whether or not that logo hits that corner in that moment. And that there's been some bar fight style squabbles in the stadium because of it.

#overwatch #junkertown #shitpost #overwatch meme #overwatch shitpost #overwatch headcanons #junkertown headcanons #funny headcanons #Youtube

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demon-slayer-kaiden · 1 year

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I quietly chuckle to myself as I imagine Kaiden being just slightly dyslexic…and when you tell her left or right, she’s gotta take a few seconds to process it.

#ooc #funny headcanons #the L hand trick doesn’t help her either

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bereft-of-frogs · 15 days

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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things #full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes #because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner #'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is #at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all #please tell me you know that #or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy #being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'

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anotherpjofan · 4 months

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I love how Percy is genuinely like wtf when Luke says Annabeth - who’s twelve - is head counsellor so he’s under the impression that annabeth is ridiculously powerful when in reality her older cabin mates just wanted to spend their time coming up with ways to hack the government instead of assigning cabin chores

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confused-wanderer · 5 months

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When Jason was little, he wanted to sound as intimidating as he could for Robin, and so copied Batman’s behaviour and voice, and would also imitate Dick because he was the first Robin and just so cool Jason couldn’t help look upto him as the standard (still is to a certain extent for present day Jason though he’ll never admit it).

So today, Jason can not only perfectly embody their body language so much so that if you couldn’t see his face you would think it’s them, he can also uncannily mimic their voices.

He uses this to their utmost advantage and it results in chaos every time. Just image scenarios like you’re in Gotham trying to rob houses in peace at night, you hear “Well well well something darks happening.” and of course you’re fucked but it’s Nightwing so you’re not that fucked and when you look to the source of the sound you find yourself staring down the feared crime lord Red Hood aiming a bazooka at you.

#batman #jason todd #dick grayson #red hood #nightwing #tim drake #bruce wayne #batfam #headcanons #damian wayne #robin!jason #batfam funny heacanons #young!jason todd

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crplpunkklavier · 5 months

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hey after kristoph gavin planted atroquinine in a kid's favorite nailpolish, while he was spending seven long agonizing years waiting for the kid to actually poison herself, how badly do you think he pissed his dumb little blue pants when 6 years in his brother presumably out of nowhere published a song titled "atroquinine my love" and made the whole world sing it for a little while

#what a funny coincidence.#an even funnier headcanon of course is that klavier knew but just couldnt prove it so he was just like #well lets fuck with this asshole a little bit #oh youre watching everyone? im watching you. and you need to change your pants #anyway #ace attorney

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violent138 · 26 days

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HC that Bruce’s gremlin children hack Bruce's comms and play romantic music whenever he's in close proximity to Clark, which inevitably throws off Bruce's stoic façade and amuses the alien enough that he blushes.

Bruce didn't give the kids the satisfaction of knowing how much it annoyed him until Dick decided to start doing it in the middle of when Bruce was chewing out Hal.

#I don't know I don't know tis funny to me #Batman #Bruce Wayne #Batfamily #batfamily headcanons #Superbat #superman #dick grayson #dc comics

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lassieposting · 6 months

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Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!

Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll's boot]

Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]

Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]

Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav's wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they're not talking to him]

Gale: [chewing faster]

Tav, sternly: Gale...

Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav's outstretched hand]

Tav, muttering under their breath: Can't have shit in the Gate.

Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything

#bg3 #incorrect bg3 #bg3 headcanons #they have all been the target of What Have You Got In Your Mouth at least once lmao #gale dekarios #halsin #astarion ancunin #scratch the dog #owlbear cub #tav #can also count as #bg3 prompts #this is likely not as funny as i think it is but it killed me how many of them this could apply to

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dc-and-damirae · 6 months

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dick: Hey tim, how was your stake out with jason? tim: jason and I got into a fight, so he tied me up to a chair for six hours and made me watch that one hotel tv channel that’s about the hotel. dick: tim: One day, the Seabury Ritz Hotel will burn to the ground and I will dance on its damn ashes.

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mauri2530 · 3 months

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Astarion's YouTube career would be dramatic readings of terribly written erotica 😂

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 headcanons #funny headcanons #🥰🥰😂

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cardinalcheerio · 5 months

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I have a headcannon that at some point in his early robin days, Jason decided he wanted to be like Alfred and committed to drinking tea, using British slang and the accent while being robin.

This obviously confused the rogues a lot.

Fighting Mr. Freeze:

Jason: aye, what in the bloody hell do you think your doin? (Horrible British and gotham accent mix)

Freeze: I am- wait. Robin? Are you ok?

Bats: it's a phase. Just ignore it.

Freeze: keep forgetting he's a kid... anyways-

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escapism-from-the-real-world · 2 months

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No, but like Aang probably thought all those people he threw off cliffs or through buildings or delt fatal blows to were fine because he fought Zuko for so long.

Like, man got blown up. Man has had multiple people try to kill him and survived. Man got thrown through buildings and survived. He is that “why won’t you die??” Antagonist (and later fellow protagonist).

Aang has been unknowingly sending people to their deaths because he thought everyone in the fire nation was either an unkillable, little cockroach like Zuko or so overwhelmingly skilled and talented like Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee and would 100% survive that kind of damage.

#funny #atla #avatar aang #atla aang #atla zuko #atla azula #atla mai #atla ty lee #personal headcanon

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