#haha...unless

[octyfish]

Oooogg a mutual reblogged the tears and teeth expression meme and I wanna reblog it and draw some of the AR beans so baddd

#octy mumbles #2023 #i can't reblog another expression meme so soon #haha...unless #idk if you guys don't mind #i'll reblog it

[burquillos]

Extreme cute aggression

#zolu #luzo #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #what if ur bf who is also god consumes you whole?? haha jk....unless....

[alec-isnt-your-bitch]

never have i ever seen a better description of my sexuality

#aromantic #asexual #aroace #aspec #ace spec #demisexual #greysexual #graysexual #lgbtq #lgbt meme #aro ace meme #lgbt #mypost #lgbt post #sexuality #aromantic asexual #haha just kidding… unless #lgbt+ #me #twitter #lgbt twitter #tweet

[zu-is-here]

Zu can you draw Dream teaching aim how to dance?

Do it the way you feel ♡

#zu art #ask #post dark cream #dark cream #xunshine #cross!sans #dream!sans #aim!sans #shattered dream #undertale #undertale au #utmv #to the anon who was waiting since June 2022: eee <3 #I needed to get it out of my head :'D #animating this would be crazy haha... unless? xd

[hairaimo]

sometimes a situationship is a prophet, her biggest believer and a non believer

#yellowjackets #yellowjackets fanart #yj fanart #yj #lottielee #lottienat #lottie matthews #laura lee #natalie yellowjackets #natalie scatorccio #i love lesbians #what if we held hands and started a cult together where we hunt and eat people in our free time #hihi jkjk haha unless #I started and finished this show this week Someone talk to me

[killerslowpoke]

Ludovica and Luck from @pepurika 's web comic, Tiger, Tiger!

(inspired by the Sophie and Howl kiss from Howl's Moving Castle)

#tiger tiger #webcomic #illustration #ks sketches #what if we were girls and you were wreaking world-ending havoc and we kissed...just kidding haha... unless ?

[animatedtext]

#i think we should kiss w tongue #haha jk unless #pink #gif #animatedtext #wordart #transparent

[macchitea]

satisfying my need to draw kirby art and rw art by ,, combining them,,,

#kirby #meta knight #rain world #rw #rw fanart #what if i make a proper au from this #haha jk unless #rainland au #?? #mayhaps #macchiart

[matchingbatbites]

For @steveshairychest and based on their post here. I read it and just couldn't resist <3

The thing is, Eddie knows that Steve is straight. Honestly, that's the only reason Eddie is as bold as he is, why he starts flirting with him in the first place. He's got years of repressed feelings towards the younger boy, and now they're friends, good friends, and Eddie feels comfortable letting loose some of that pent up attraction, knowing that Steve won’t shun him for it.

He does start off small, just to be safe, with pet names and terms of endearment like handsome, honey, sweetheart. Just little things that make Steve's mouth quirk in a smile, nothing to make him feel uncomfortable. The longer Eddie goes, though, the bolder he gets.

The first pickup line is a joke. They’ve been talking about some new beach movie that's just been released onto video when Steve mentions his lifeguard certification, and before Eddie can stop himself he says “It's a good thing you're a lifeguard, because I'm drowning in your eyes.” 

Steve laughs at that, not mean, just surprised, and is still grinning as he gives a half-hearted “Shut up, Eds,” and turns back to what he was working on. 

And, oh, Steve has no idea what he's done, because Eddie is instantly obsessed with the need to make Steve laugh, to pull out that playful side of him that’s so rare to witness. So Eddie pulls out every dumb pickup line in the book, tries his best to make him laugh again.

“Hey, Stevie, your hand looks lonely. Can I hold it for you?”

“Did you just come out of an oven? Because you're too hot to handle.”

“Is your dad a boxer? Because baby, you're a knockout.”

Most of the time Steve just rolls his eyes and grins, but every so often he’ll make that surprised laugh, or god forbid, he’ll giggle, and Eddie mentally crows in victory every time it happens.

The kiss thing is spur of the moment one day, when Eddie has been hanging out just to be around Steve, and causing a little bit of a racket in the store. After a while, Steve playfully shoves at Eddie's shoulder and says "Get out of here before you get me in trouble, man," and Eddie just grins as he leans into Steve's space. 

"What? No goodbye kiss before you send me off into the world?" 

And oh god, Steve actually blushes this time, his cheeks turning a lovely shade of pink, and oh fuck, Eddie is such a goner. Steve shakes his head and tries his best to hide a smile as he says "In your dreams, Eddie." 

"In my dreams it’ll be, then, handsome," Eddie replies with a grin, giving a mock salute on his way out the door.

It becomes a usual thing, Eddie hanging out and flirting and asking Steve for a kiss before he leaves. Every time, Steve's response is the same, that delightful blush covers his cheeks as he grins and pushes Eddie away with a "Keep dreaming," or a "You wish,” or even a half-assed “Fuck off, Eds.”

It all comes back to bite him in the ass when, for once, Eddie arrives at the video store to pick up Robin, instead of just doing his usual lazing about and bothering Steve.

Walking in, he doesn't see Buckley immediately, but he does spot his favorite person behind the counter and he beelines to Steve. He leans on the counter, elbows on the clean surface and chin in his hands as he bats his eyelashes at Steve.

"Hi Stevie! How's the prettiest boy in Hawkins today?" 

Steve looks over at him and Eddie feels like a deer in headlights when the man gives him a sly grin. He leans on the counter, arms crossed as he presses into Eddie’s space.

"I dunno, gorgeous, how are you doing?" 

All of Eddie's higher brain function just stops as Steve speaks. It’s such a stupid response, something that anyone else might have said if asked the same question, but for some reason it makes Eddie go dumb, cheeks flooding with color and mouth dropping in shock.

Steve’s grin widens and he tips his head to the side, looking like the cat who got the fucking canary. He reaches up and grabs a curl that had fallen from the messy bun Eddie had thrown his hair into, and twists the lock around his finger as he leans even closer.

"You look so fucking good today. Drives me crazy when you wear your hair up like this, sweetheart. Puts your whole neck on display, all that pretty skin just begging to be bitten and marked up."

And yeah, Eddie's brain must be leaking out of his ears, because it’s him, it’s Eddie, the master wordsmith who always has something to say, and all he can manage to get out in response is a single, stupid sounding "Uh.”

Steve's expression shifts to something more condescending and god, Eddie is so into it when he tugs on the curl again and coos "Aw, got nothin’ to say, baby doll? Can't take what you dish out?" 

An embarrassing whine finds its way into the air between them and fuck, Eddie has to go. He needs to leave before he makes an even bigger fool of himself than he already has, because Steve is looking at Eddie like he wants to eat him and his knees feel like jello and where the fuck is Robin??

As though summoned by just a thought, Robin breezes through the shop and throws out a casual “Steve, can you stop? I need him to drive me home and he can’t do that if his brain is mush.”

Eddie glances over as she walks past them, thinks Traitor! as she leaves him at Steve’s mercy and heads outside to his van. He looks back to Steve, at those hazel eyes alight with amusement and tries to get his brain to work.

“I need- uh- Robin-” he stammers, unable to even complete a thought as Steve smirks and leans in even closer, his nose almost brushing against Eddie's when he asks, "Can I get a goodbye kiss?" 

And Eddie could never say no to Steve, especially when the other is looking at him like that. He nods dumbly, hoping he doesn't look as desperate as he feels, and there's another tug on that curl.

"I need you to use your big boy words, sweetheart," Steve says, still tinged with condescension, and Jesus fucking Christ, this whole dynamic is really doing it for Eddie, more so than he ever thought it would.

"Yes, Steve- Please-" he says, fully prepared to start begging if he has to, if he can find the words to, but he's given a bit of mercy when Steve closes the gap between them.

It feels like he’s being electrocuted, and that's all he needs for his brain to get with the program, for his hands to finally respond as they fly up and tangle in honey locks as he kisses back.

Steve groans and presses closer, his tongue bullying its way into Eddie's mouth and Eddie can feel his limbs turning into goo as Steve kisses him thoroughly, those old King skills being put to good use as he wrecks Eddie with just this.

A car horn sounds from outside the shop and Steve pulls away, smirking again at Eddie's soft whine of protest. “You better go before Robin pitches a fit.” 

Eddie nods, still dumbstruck from the last few minutes and says "I- Yeah, okay. Uh, call me? Tonight?"

Steve hums and stands up straight, and Eddie can feel his brain power returning with the little bit of distance now between them. 

“Why don’t you come over after my shift? Say, 9?” Steve asks, giving Eddie that hungry look once again, and Eddie’s breath hitches.

“Yep, yes, I can- I’ll definitely do that,” he answers, taking a few steps back and trying his best not to stumble. “I’ll, uh, see you then, Stevie.”

Steve calls out “See you later, baby doll!” as Eddie scrambles for the door, and oh god, Eddie is fucked.

#the prompt was delicious and I totally ripped a line from it #ily and hope you like it #steddie #steve x eddie #steddie fic #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #joey writes #i wanted eddie to be very silly goofy 'haha joking around with my best bud...unless👀' #and steve to be very straightforward cutthroat 'i know what i want and im gonna fucking get it' #because i feel like that fits them both well #ficlet

[kitnapz]

my full piece for the @bodypositivemitsurizine !! thank u so much for the mods for inviting me, i had sm fun making this and seeing everyones work :-) please make sure to check out the full zine here!!

#kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #demon slayer fanart #mitsuri kanroji #shinobu kocho #shinobu kochou #shinomitsu #<- haha jk unless ? unless ???? #png #1k

[petricorah]

long hair sokka truthers lets goooo [id in alt]

#this was like perfect timing #sokka #sokka fanart #sokka atla #myart #i tried my best with what a knee brace would be like for him i think he would invent it or modify the invention to work for him #it's modeled after ed's from our flag means death but i had trouble finding a good picture of it #atla fanart #avatar the last airbender #ive become obsessed with drawing turtle ducks and am just adding them to random pictures now #long haired sokka #next drawing of him is going to have his long hair down. maybe zuko threading fingers through it.....haha maybe...unless #also sokka hair loopies truther

[sunnydiet]

this sequence of events is something that can be so personal..

#tw dennis seeking comfort in charlie #this is how charden can still win #haha jk… unless? #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #charden

[quixoatic]

returned from the dead to offer this

i might make a part two who knows hee hee

part two | part three

#haikyuu #i love cheesefish art #haikyuu!! #haikyuu fanart #kuroo testuro #hq art #hq kuroo #kuroo tetsurou #haikyuu bokuto #bokuto koutarou #bokuto kotaro #hq bokuto #hq suna #suna rintarō #suna rintarou #hq nekoma #inarizaki #fukurodani #*disappears for another 2 months* #haha. no just kidding. unless

[somerandomdudelmao]

What’s ur take on the boys having kids? Any aus or docs u like?

Kids like biological kids? Nope. Doesn't clicks with my brain for some reason.

Found family, however~

#I don't have any favorites though #I like to write turtles being adults/parent figures #but I don't really like to read about it #Unless it's F!Leo and Casey haha

[skeilig]

thinking about kieran saying that roman doesn't have any friends and wants to hang out with his siblings all the time but doesn't know how to ask them to hang out if it's not about running a business together with regards to roman's "we should all move into our dead dad's house and grow old together like charlie and the chocolate factory" ""joke"" in 4x04 😭

#succession #roman: haha we should all live together and be friends forever... jk.. unless?

[kuni-kuun]

In honor of today's Solar Eclipse

#sun and moon au makes a comeback for this special day :)) #gonna be honest i havent drawn them in a million years and i wasnt sure what i was doing #dont expect anymore art from me haha jk... unless #bungou stray dogs #bsd #kunikida doppo #kunikidazai #dazai osamu #bungou gay dogs #bsd kunikida #bungo stray dogs #bsd dazai #kndz #kunikida x dazai