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sooniebby · 1 year

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so.... ive read your izuku fanfic and damn they were sooo good i wanna cry t__t anywaaaays, idk if ur requests are open or nah so can i request puppy persona!m!reader x timeskip sakusa kiyoomi from haikyuu, whereas reader is sakusa's s/o and when sakusa publishes reader as his s/o on his insta (he posts their pic tgt) someone's commenting bad about reader and he saw it, what happens next is up to you :DDD stay healthy xoxo

ఌ 𝐒𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐒𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐘𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐈

❝ 𝘼𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙? ❞

꧁ 𝙆𝙞𝙮𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙞 𝙭 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 ꧂

Word count › 1.9k

Rating › SFW

Warnings › minor homophobia

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Kiyoomi felt great. His team had just won a game and they were close to getting a spot in the semi finals. Pulling up his mask, he swiftly left the locker room, aiming the just shower at home. Still, even as he grew up, crowds bothered him.

Most of his fans seemed to get the message by now as they mostly stayed at least five feet away from him. Though it took some screaming from his manager.

“You did so good, Sakusa!!” A girl screamed.

Kiyoomi simply gave her a curt nod, walking over to the car that his manager drove. He swore he could hear a loud shriek and then a thud.

Weirdos.

The drove home took longer as his manager made sure to take a long route so that no one would follow him. Kiyoomi wasn’t even sure why some fans wanted to know where he lived. He wasn’t going to invite them inside, are they stupid?

“Thanks.” Kiyoomi’s word was muffled but his manager gave him a thumbs up.

He got inside his apartment complex and punched in the code to his door—ready to get attacked by his overly excited boyfriend.

Which he was.

Kiyoomi being the taller one, and used to this, he easily caught his boyfriend and walked inside as if this was a normal thing. It technically was. He wasn’t sure if he hated it or loved it but he hasn’t asked (Name) to stop so it was borderline tolerable at the least.

“How was the game?” (Name) asked, wrapping his legs around Kiyoomi waist as he shuffled around to take off his mask and shoes.

“I’m sweaty.”

“So?”

“I wanna bathe.”

(Name) smirked. “With me?”

Kiyoomi pushed him off, with just enough force to not actually hurt him. “Absolutely not. I’m tired.”

(Name) whined as he watched his boyfriend go off to their bedroom to take a bath. He pouted to himself as he went into the kitchen to take out Kiyoomi’s dish of curry.

The two of them had met by chance, really. (Name) wasn’t into volleyball. In reality, he hated sports in general. He had gone to Karasuno so it’s a shock they had even met. It was honestly by luck when Kiyoomi went on a dating app under a fake name and ended up matching with him.

It was a bit rocky at the start. Their vastly different personalities caused some clashes in the relationship. But it was better now, except (Name) had a problem.

He wanted people to know that they were dating. But he knew why Kiyoomi didn’t tell his fans or anyone that wasn’t his family.

Some fangirls had… problems with their faves dating. (Name) was always confused by this. Kiyoomi wasn’t an idol or anything. He was a volleyball player—who really thought they had a chance with him?

Well, he randomly got a chance with him…

(Name) brushed the thought away. He should be glad that Kiyoomi even told his parents about him. It was about a few minutes later when Kiyoomi joined him in the kitchen dressed in some pyjama bottoms. (Name) smirked at him, a playful look in his eyes as he looked him up and down.

“No.”

“I didn’t even say anything.” (Name) pouted, handing him the bowl of curry.

“Didn’t have to.”

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Kiyoomi yawned as he laid down in bed, ready to sleep for over 12 hours after such a harsh game when his phone rang. He cursed as he reached over and answered it, knowing it was his manager.

She’s the only one who’d dare to call him after a big game.

“Sakusa! Sorry to bother you but you forgot to post a picture today!” She yelled, causing him to wince.

It was a tradition that his manager came up with. After any game, especially if he won, to post a picture of him thanking anyone who came to the game. It was nice in theory because it made his account seem alive when he only posted like twice a year before this tradition.

It also helped him go viral to gain no fans. But they weren’t really the fans he liked. They were the fans that liked him for his looks—not his skills as a player. He hated it but hey, ticket sales were higher each next game when he did this.

Besides, his true fans seemed to also like the rare photos he did. Might as well reward them.

“Alright,” he said before hanging up.

A shirtless picture with only his lamp to illuminate him would certainly gain more attention then his usual covered up ones. He was in a semi good mood away. Kiyoomi positioned his phone upward to get mostly his face and bare shoulders, showing that he was indeed shirtless.

He hit post and quickly went to sleep

What he didn’t know was that he forgot to angle (Name) out of the picture. (Name) was already asleep on the bed, facing towards Kiyoomi so his full face was in the photo.

Anyone with eyes could tell he wasn’t a friend he’s ever posted before and that (Name) was shirtless as well.

Yeah, Kiyoomi (really his manager) was screwed in the morning.

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(Name) woke up to Kiyoomi pressing a kiss on his neck before leaving for his workout of the day. He stayed in bed for a while before getting out, checking his phone for his account on social media. (Name) wasn’t famous by any means but he did have a decent 10k followers for just posting pictures of himself.

He knew it was mainly people who thought he was cute but he didn’t mind. So many of his comments said he was like a puppy, looks and personality wise. He kinda led into it by this point—jokingly wearing dog ears in some pictures that his fans and friends loved.

To anyone else, it’d look a bit weird but he didn’t care.

(Name) frowned when he saw the amount of notifications he got.

Weird, he usually didn’t get this much unless he posted something but he hasn’t in at least a week or two. He checked them out and he felt scared. The comments that mentioned his username was talking about him being a weirdo.

And it was Kiyoomi’s fans. Their icons almost all had his face in it.

(Name) checked Kiyoomi’s account and cursed when he saw the recent picture he posted last name. There he was in the background. If there wasn’t anyone practically attacking him right now, he’d say how handsome and sexy his boyfriend is but he couldn’t.

Was this what his fans felt?

Was he really that ugly?

He shouldn’t have but he did. (Name) spent almost an hour just looking at all of the comments on Kiyoomi’s post and his own account. A few people were fighting back against the obsessed fans—stating how creepy they were acting.

But it was like fighting against the ocean. It was too much. So many kept saying that he must’ve corrupted Kiyoomi into being a homosexual.

Wow, Kiyoomi was right to hide their relationship.

“(Name)?”

Kiyoomi was in the bedroom suddenly. When did he get there? (Name) felt Kiyoomi wipe away his tears, a small frown on his lips. When did he start crying?

“What happened?”

(Name) opened his mouth but only a sob came out and his tackled Kiyoomi into a hug. He cried his heart out, not caring at how sweaty Kiyoomi was. Large arms held him tight, as Kiyoomi didn’t ask any questions. He just allowed him to cry out.

It wasn’t until Kiyoomi’s phone rang that he pulled away, pressing a kiss on (Name)’s forehead. He reached over for his phone on the nightstand. He never took his phone with him on workouts.

He just never saw the point in it. There was numerous miss calls from a few of his teammates and his manager. He called back his manager, Miss Watanabe, pulling (Name) back into his arms for some cuddling that he gladly returned.

“Hello?”

“Sakusa!! Finally, shit! If you wanted to come out you should’ve told me! We could’ve done it in a more less surprising way!” She cursed, sounding weirdly stressed out.

“I haven’t come out… What are you talking about?”

“The picture…” It was silent. “Oh no, Sakusa, was it by accident?! Shit, shit. It’s too late to delete. Oh god.”

Kiyoomi put Ms. Watanabe on speaker and checked his account, seeing his picture certainly did went viral.

And for all the wrong reason. He saw every comment that bashed (Name) and even checked his account to see them calling him a freak for wearing dog ears. Kiyoomi was angry.

He wanted so desperately to just make them vanish out of thin air (kill them) but he knew he had to make sure (Name) was alright.

“There’s a fan meet next week before the big game… I’ll come up with a speech for you to talk about it!”

“Why would I need a speech? I’ll just saw he’s my boyfriend.”

“Uh, are you sure…?”

Kiyoomi hummed, glancing down at (Name) who had stopped crying by now and was actively listening to the conversation. “It’s time they knew.”

“Ah,” Ms. Watanabe sounded as if she wanted to disagree but stopped herself. “Alright. I’ll stand by you. Do you want to delete the post still? It might not do much but it’ll delete the comments.”

“No. I’m going to post something. Bye.”

“Oh, uh, bye.”

(Name) sighed. “You don’t think I’m weird right?”

“No. You are a cute dog. My dog,” Kiyoomi said, a hint of teasing in his voice as he gently grasped (Name)’s neck. (Name), despite his puffy red eyes and teared stained face, smirked.

“Need me to get my collar?”

“Now you made it weird.”

“Oh you’re no fun!”

Kiyoomi simply smiled, as much as he did really, and stood up. “I’m going to take a shower. Get dressed, you have to look good for our picture.”

“Our picture?”

(Name) was honestly shocked. Kiyoomi was going to take a picture with him. He had made (Name) wear the dog ears (but not the collar) and dress in their matching sweaters that Kiyoomi didn’t even like wearing often. Just who was this man and where was his boyfriend?

They were sitting on the couch as Kiyoomi pulled out his phone to take multiple photos—vastly different from his usual one. Each pose was different. One was just them leaning in close, another was Kiyoomi playfully biting his cheeks and a few was of them kissing.

It was, in Kiyoomi’s word, a way for them to not deny it.

He captioned it as a full sentence instead of his usual one word.

My dog is better than yours. Love you, (Name).

(Name) giggled to himself ignoring the weird look Kiyoomi gave him. He tackled him into a hug, babbling on and on about how happy he was to have the world know he was his.

It really took only two minutes before Kiyoomi’s phone began buzzing like crazy. He hesitated to grab it but knew he should at least see what they were saying. To his surprise, a lot of them were kind, a few shocked by the somewhat “kinky” display but happy for him none the less.

Though there was one that caught his eye by a random model he noticed that always commented on his post as soon as possible.

Seriously?! Why him?! With all the people in the world?! To think I thought you were hot.

Kiyoomi never comments. But he did just this once. He wanted them to know that he’d never take any disrespect from his fans on his lover.

Are you stupid?

And that’s all was what needed to be said. He shut off his phone and pulled (Name) into a long cuddle on the couch.

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Request number two!! I wasn’t sure what you meant by puppy persona so I just adapted it like that, hopefully it’s fine!

Requests are open!

The request for tomorrow is a threesome with characters from BNHA :)

#bottom male reader

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hwaitham · 7 months

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SECRET SNOWFLAKES: this is an event to spread joy and love; here, you can blow snowflakes to whomever you'd like to on tumblr! please read admission requirements below to join...

this event is open to all—followers and non-followers alike!

anonymously leave a sweet message for whomever you'd like in coco's inbox, along with their tumblr username

in return, with a sprinkle of stardust, coco will delicately wrap your message in satin ribbon and deliver your message to your loved one! receiving a letter from their secret snowflake will surely make their day, don't you think? ໒꒰ྀི ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ꒱ྀི১

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utas-faerie-gf · 2 years

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✿ I was surprised to see Heaven in your eyes. I never once was treated right. You're what I'm missing in my life. As bright as the sun, give me your Vitamin D. Let’s run into another dimension. You make me feel like I'm on drugs. I'm screaming like a kettle on the stove. You cranked the heat up, I was cold. My past grew mould around my heart, and all my anger, sadness, regret disappeared — it's madness. I'm not used to all this water, love, it's true. But you make me want to plan out my last days on Earth eating you, ooh-ooh. The tips of your teeth fit perfect in me. You're the shower of light I'd devour. Any day of the week, baby, cleanse me. ✿

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Age: 19

Sign: Aquarius ♒

Favorite Color: Pink and green

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reggies-eyeliner · 1 year

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𝐌𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐏𝐒 (CLOSED)!

OPEN 2/26-2/24<3!! (5 SLOTS LEFT! [2/19/23])

I have not done matchups in ages but THEN I WATCHED Lockwood & Co?? I had this whole epiphany like. WRITING THESE WERE SO FUN HELLO?? matchups will be open from 2/16-2/24! please read through all of the rules :D If a submission doesn't fill out all the requirements, I am more likely to push it off until later, so please make sure to read it carefully! I SWEAR IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT TOO COMPLICATED OKOK LETS DO THIS VAMANOS<333!

(AND YES PLATONIC MATCH UPS ARE OPEN FOR MY AROSPEC/QPR/PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP LOVING BABES GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW)

THIS IS LIKE A BUFFET. PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT YOU WANT BABES MWAHAHAHA

FANDOMS (up to two*):

across the spider-verse*

most animated movies (httyd, bh6, rotg^^)

lockwood & co*

stranger things

julie and the phantoms

avatar: the last airbender

the legend of korra

rottmnt**

voltron: legendary defenders

haikyuu

* i've only watched the series so far + i'm about to start the comics/books (and very excited to omg) !! just an fyi that my pairings will most likely revolve more around the characters featured in the series IM SORRY I SWEAR I'LL GET TO THE BOOKS/COMICS ASAP

**exclusively platonic matchups preferred/qpr!

TYPES OF MATCHUPS:

the classic: submit in matchup information + get paired with (a) romantic partner(s)! in return for the matchup information, you will receive: a 1x3 moodboard, one song + a hefty list of headcanons + a mix-and-match randomized trope explanation! (ex: a blurb about sharing a bed, first time meeting, fake dating confession scene ; ~100 words!)

the Fave Homie(s)™: platonic matchups (my personal fave MWAHAHA)! you'll get paired with as many characters as you'd like<3!! in return for matchup information, you will receive: a 1x3 moodboard, one song + a hefty list of headcanons + incorrect quotes describing your dynamic between you and your found family/best bro<3

customized schedule: submit what your schedule looks like throughout any day of the week (up to two) + matchup information (platonic or romantic), you will receive: an hourly schedule on what life is like with said character i match you with + the aspects of your life with them! (ex: 8am, wake up by their side + they make you coffee blah blah blah), + a song for each moment of the day to describe your dynamic :D

MATCHUP INFORMATION:

name + preferred gender(s) to be paired with

preferred fandom (up to two are okay, but please let me know which one you'd like me to focus on more!)

platonic and/or romantic + polycule preference etc + preferred age group!!

you can include your sexuality if you'd like to (only if you want me to touch on the aspect on how your matchup will support you because. yeah<3)

giving + receiving love languages

hobbies, talents, things that make you you (think: if this wasn't in my life, how different would i be?)

mbti/zodiac (optional)

personality, how you handle difficult situations

what consist of a good memory for you

favorite songs + music taste/colors/any kind of aesthetics!!

anything that brings you comfort/anything that doesn't give you comfort (can be about a relationship or just in life :-D)

OTHER RULES?

preferably off anon! i'd love to talk to you more after the matchup submission as well MWAHHAHA<333 if you're planning on being anon, an emoji anon would be p cool so we can chat more!

as i'm also a busy student, i will prioritize school-- if you submit a matchup, please be prepared to have up to anywhere from a 1-14 day wait! i'll send you a message that i got your ask hehe

you should totally use a pick up line in my ask box i enjoy pick up lines so much.

OTHER THAN THAT MAN write as much/little as you'd like!

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kazububs-archived · 2 years

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THRILLS N' KILLS COLLAB

ACCEPTING ARTISTS / WRITERS!!

About: hello hello everyone!! M’ Alter and we're here to celebrate a milestone for me, 250 followers!! For some, this may not seem high at all, but I like to look at the smaller achievements too. If you don’t know me, I’m a big horror fan! I love everything to do with it. So that’s why I’ve picked this theme

Theme: Thrills and Kills collab

Peach rings (fluff)

Hot tamales (nsfw)

Coffee crisps (dark content / dc)

Examples for each, rules, fandoms, and due date in the undercut.

Rules

Ageless blogs and minors are only allowed to interact with fluff, if found writing/making art of dc/nsfw or interacting with it you WILL BE BLOCKED.

Send me an ask to join!! No dms will be accepted

Tags must match work, please accurately tag nsfw/dc or posts will not be reblogged.

NO: underage main characters(kids are allowed to appear in fluff only), disrespect of the dead/graves

If your work is over 300+ words please use the ‘read more’ feature, if unsure how to do this message!

Multiple submissions and doubles/triples/etc are allowed just don't stress yourself out!

Use the tag #thrills n kills collab and tag me in your work for a reblog!!

Fandoms: Tokyo Revengers, AOT, JJK, Demon Slayer, Haikyuu + any other fandom are welcome to join!!

The due date is October 31 2022, but it isn't a hard due date. Life happens I totally understand, just please let me know if you are going late, would like to drop, or would like to change your submission!

Examples for each:

Peach rings: Watching a horror movie / Handing out candy to little kids / Going out to a Halloween attraction

Hot tamales: Sex rule broken (or any other horror movie rule) / Adult party / Costume roleplay

Coffee crisps: Freak incidents (think final destination) / Fake weapon turns out to be real / Taunting a real killer

MASTERLIST

tagging mutuals to boost and join: @aces-high @cat-suno @yeosatinyngz @portfolio-of-dreams @sennsational @semisgroupie @tetsukentona @rueren @mrskenmakozume @kisakiapologist @shinigamiplayroom @rxmera @jiminjamms @httphaitani @dearestgojo @bokuroskitten @bxnten @lou-struck @bunnykou @tokyometronetwork @downtown-roponggi

#alter speaks #thrills n kills collab #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers collab #tok rev collab #tr collab #haikyuu collab #hq collab #jjk collab #aot collab #snk collab #knb collab #bhna collab #mha collab #horror collab #halloween collab #obey me collab #bleach collab #bsd collab

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asheofalltrades · 1 year

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Ten Random Lines

Rules: pick any ten of your fics, scroll to the midpoint, pick a line (or three) and share it. Then tag ten people. tagged by @thatvixenchick

So I only have 5 fics posted so I’m gonna do those and then 5 WIP/Notes!

Don't Just Hold Me in My Dreams Rintarō can feel his heart rate picking up the pace again and hopes that Samu is too in his own head to notice how Rintarō’s reacting over a damn text message. He hadn’t expected Kiyoomi to actually take what he said last night to heart. He was too flustered earlier that morning when he first saw the message and couldn’t send a proper response, opting instead for emojis that made no damn sense.

Welcome to the Meat Locker This is more than okay. Killua doesn’t think he’s ever been more okay with anything in his whole fucking life. He vigorously nods his head, fingers locking around fabric in a death grip.

Best Friends and Birthday Kisses Killua can practically feel the sizzle and pop of his brain crashing like an old computer. He can only imagine the smoke coming out of his ears as he grabs Gon’s hand and yanks him out of the van, past the rest of the group, and into the main bedroom of the house.

Postcard From Wade Hottest DILF in town: I’ve never been good at keeping my mouth shut You know that You know me I know you Two peas in peanut butter and jelly

I Wanna Be Your Vacuum Cleaner Grimmjow watches Ichigo leave with a raised eyebrow. What the hell was all that about? He looks at Neliel and she only offers a soft smile and pats him on the shoulder.

A Menace to Myself (a SakuSuna fake dating WIP this is notes) Suna: Hey we never figured out a plan for tonight. what we doing? Omi: 🍆👅💦 Suna calls up Omi like "Wtf does that mean?" Omi: Eggplant and cow tongue from that place off campus we ate at a couple weeks ago?? Suna: ....You're banned from using those emojis ever again Omi: Why, it was succinct and to the point

An unnamed SakuAtsu oneshot (WIP) However, the urge to reciprocate has begun to nestle deep into Kiyoomi’s heart. For every casual stroke of Atsumu’s fingers, he wishes he could return the touch tenfold. The damn asshole just makes it seem so easy, and yet Kiyoomi can’t make his hand move beyond a twitch of his fingers.

An unnamed YakuLev oneshot (WIP) "Let's get home first and see how you feel then," Lev offers in an attempt to placate both his eager boyfriend and his own growing arousal. He has a plan, dammit, and he’s not going to let either of their dicks get in the way of that.

Below Deck: Haikyuu AU (WIP-SakuAtsu, also notes) Atsu is the one Omi can rely on if anything needs getting done, and that grates because Atsu is also the first one to do whatever dumb shit comes out of Bokuto's mouth

Sexy Boy, Come and Lay With Me (WIP-Killugon) “What’s wrong, sunshine? Why are you crying?” The words were spoken so softly, with so much tenderness and love, that Gon couldn’t handle staying upright anymore.

As for tagging!! Umm.... @princelink @kittiemitties and yeah lol ❤️

#tag game #fanfiction

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nyxire · 2 years

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I think the funniest and best part about dnf to me is that at the end of the day they're just two best friends. Putting all possible romantic implications aside, they're two guys who have over 19k fanfiction works in a tag about them being together, they flirt on stream and they actively toss fuel on the fire/engage in the fact that people think they might be dating. Dream will like fanart on twitter with heavy implications of them being in a romantic relationship or that are straight up tagged dreamnotfound. George managed to talk about dnf so much that he fooled a friend who he's met on multiple occasions and probably talks to on semi-regular basis into thinking that he's was legitimately dating Dream/was gay. They put a donation goal of 50k for a charity stream in order to reveal like 3 texts, one of which read 'think about this dick fucko'. Dream paid George four thousand dollars to respond to a text of his with the 🤤emoji. Dream took an online quiz titled 'Are You In Love With Your Best Friend' while in a discord room with a couple thousand people listening in and he did it twice both times with said best friend listening in . There's been a fanfiction posted about them that broke ao3 three times and is currently one of the top fics on ao3 with over 2 million hits. It's surpassed in views only by another mcyt fic and a haikyuu fic. (Although it does have more kudos then both.) The bee video. "I can be your pet". George has talked about committing marriage fraud. Dream held a fanfiction contest wherein said popular ship was allowed. Their friend group brings it up as a joke frequently. George sent Dreams mom a message saying they were dating. Dream tells George what kind of haircut he should get and George calls Dream in the middle of said haircut to make sure it looks like he said. Dream has a room dedicated to fans' gifts, letters, etc. and in it there's a corner for dnf things. They were going to meetup but covid happened. They faked a meetup. Waiting is painful. George will look at the colors green and blue and say dnf. "Why now?", "Because George." They sync their sleep schedules. They spend 10 hours in a call together. They want to move in together forever. After 7 fucking years, they've finally met. They're two guys, they're best friends, they're soulmates.

#im not sure on the validity of the two text ones so don't quote me on that #honestly just take everything said here with a grain of salt cus im too tired to double check all these sorry #the only one i actually checked for is the heat waves one and even then im not too sure if im right #wow this has been in my drafts for so long #also so funny how half of these are about dream #George has done some crazy shit too but i can't remember #I wanted to do so so much more but god i've been postponing this so long and the meetup is 2 hrs away and this is going to flop #but at the same time this is so long

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ao3feed-iwaoi · 2 years

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catfish

Read this masterpiece on AO3 at https://ift.tt/J0rfpTL

by sjh4brainrot

Tōrus friends were sick of him being lonely and whining about it all the time.

But of course they wouldn't be his friends if they would actually find him a girlfriend.

Catfishing him just sounded way better.

Words: 1237, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru, Hanamaki Takahiro, Matsukawa Issei

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru

Additional Tags: Crack, dont take this seriously, oikawa is a gamer, Fluff and Humor, iwaizumi catfishes oikawa for lol skins, oikawa cant get over his ex girlfriend, Humor, Fake/Pretend Relationship, but only fake from one side, Chatting & Messaging, iwaizumi can imitate a girls voice better than he should, makki and mattsun being the coolest friends, No beta reader, Catfishing, the joke got taken too far

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/J0rfpTL

#iwaoi #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #ao3feed-iwaoi #haikyuu!!

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ugh-tsumu · 10 months

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POV: Younger sibling ka ni Terushima Yūji

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niche-bitch · 2 years

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Hi! <3

What kpop Japanese comeback is your favourite and why?

First of all, yes All In!! Me and cousin always go crazy with that song. An absolute fave of mine.

But ofc, I have more, I absolutely really love japanese comebacks, they're really fun and remind me of my more heavy anime phase.

Some japanese comebacks I come back to a lot are:

Cix's Pinky Swear, the whole album is so good but Pinky Swear's sweetness and Wondering's positivity really have me coming back to it. Wondering is absolutely addicting.

Twice's &Twice, it's so happy and positive and Fake and True's instrumental is so good plus the lyrics, man! Breakthrough also goes so hard, my gosh. Be Ok <3

I really like the message of accepting bad times and still moving forward, giving no room for doubt that you can. Twice really nails that energy in a comforting way.

Also literally like, any of OnlyOneOf's songs in their hybrid Korean + japanese form and omg literally rn I saw they have Suit Dance in japanese??? And now a new song in the likes of Seamless Mind? Omfg

They sound so smooth ahhhhhh

angel is also so good in japanese, the quality does not change no matter what. My only compliant is that Time Leap deserves to be in japanese,it would so work. I'd pay anything for it.

I also have an affinity for any GG song, Girls Generation always deliver, but I really like Mr. Taxi, it's so freaking catchy. Oh! Is such a good song too, so the japanese version absolutely hits too (still so cute and bubbly). Galaxy Supernova just, girl anthem. Paparazzi? Powerful. Anything they do, iconic. The power they hold.

Now, songs I really replay a lot are A.C.E's japanese ones. All I Want is You, a nice song about that acts like a promise, slow, earnest and soft in all the right ways. Deserves everything.

My lover however is energetic, upbeat and yet, still absolutely perfect. I cannot stress how much I'd love a whole album of japanese songs from them. I miss them ahhh

Txt's Drama was meant to be in japanese, the fact in the mv they have haikyuu's Karasuno lookalike uniforms only makes it better. Their song Everlasting Shine is also amazing, pure, clean and so blinding. Fantastic, so fitting to be an anime opening.

That's about the one's I can think of, however The Boyz did come with "She's the Boss" very recently and I'm looking forward for the whole album itself. She's the Boss is really nice, energetic and interesting.

(also, hi <33)

#sorry for spamming #i just. oof #bitch answers #a.c.e #girl's generation #the boyz #cix #tomorrow x together #twice

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