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its-a-dam-blue-brick · 1 year

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I wonder how the superwholockians are doing? They were a species of their own, their collective power truly immense..

#I’d never want to meet one #I’d have to fear for my life #but sometimes I sit on my bed #staring out at the foggy city in the distance #one of my many lost bed water bottles stabbing into my asscheek #and I wonder #if they cling to life #like the oysters I ripped from the rocks as a kid because I wanted them to be homeless #superwholock #superwhopotterlock #hate Harry Potter btw #survival #tumblrarians #tumblr archive

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wolvesandshine · 3 months

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Probably an unpopular opinion but James Potter was a grade a asshole (you know the type: rich popular guy who thinks he can get away with anything) before he had his whole character development arc around year 5 (probably the same time as the prank) so can we have more fics of asshole james before he learns that the world doesn’t revolve around him

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profoundmakerdreamerss-blog · 22 days

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Tomarry AU where Tom HATES this book he read because his favourite character dies a miserable death. So what if his favorite character was a no-named side villain? Why does it matter that he only had like seven lines (seven is Tom's favourite number anyways)? He was still gorgeous, smart and strong and beautiful — and it doesn't matter that others think he isn't all that because they would never know him— understand him like TOM DOES.

An AU where Tom has a healthy obsession with a character named Harry Potter, a no named baron's son who was the first to go against the king (MC's father, and the mc who is incidentally known as Draco Malfoy, ahem anyways); he tries to “poison” him. But he gets caught or to be more precise he ends up sacrificing himself for the common girl Hermione Granger (the female lead, I'm sorry guys but imagine the fucking drama.) who gets blamed for his transgressions.

But that is not why Tom falls for this weak villain, no — it's because he respects how this no-named orphan became a baron on his own two feet without anyone being there for him especially in a world where old money and title is everything— and he hates how he had to give his life for the MC to notice the female lead? (Harry is better looking and smarter than her anyways — Tom, in an online forum perhaps.)

Anyways, now imagine Tom dying (he hated it so yes he ends up looking for immorality anyways.) and waking up in the world he hated. Now imagine, Tom Riddle, waking up in the body of a Duke who wasn't even given a name in the novel. (He would know because he has a photographic memory, ok? It's totally not because he read it more than 14 times) and then saying fuck it and owning it.

Just think, Tom taking over the world slowly with his worldly knowledge while trying to keep Harry alive because even though he was right about Harry being smart; the guy treats his life like Draco treats his money - you get the idea.

#so yes #Tom Riddle but isekai's and tries to seduce the canon fodder #oh and he also takes over the world while he is at it #yes order is the main villain of the story tom read #Ron's family is still poor im sorry #Hermione can end up with Ron or Draco #it's up to you #but honestly i put them as mc #because draco is the signature blonde prince while Hermione is the signature smart brunette #like its a trope LMAOO #but dw Tom makes it all better #by being the bigger Villain?#haha. because guess what maybe Lucius was the main villain all along #ill stop #its just #its so like tom to fall for the villain in the story 😭#my man's probably hate read the story to shit on people because:#his harry deserved better #tomarry #harrymort #tom riddle #Harry Potter #also yes Tom still has black duchy's royalty #but he is the one who ends up winning Bellatrix and Barty #and yes Narcissa (the queen) helps Tom save Harry 🥰#Ron is still Harry's best friend btw and because of Tom now so is hermione :')

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fellatitledthemf · 4 months

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People starting to love Luke cause his actor is hot is pure Draco Malfoy effect

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remusawoooo · 6 days

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rereading poa as one does and... hermione was so cruel here my god. He just told you his uncle had died the same way, girl plsss

#hermione granger #harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban #hp canon #ron is better than me actually lmao #ron weasley #harry potter #this is not a hate post btw if anyone wonders #theyre 13 and silly lol

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moonlightdancer26 · 9 months

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Snaters be like “I hate Snape because he was a bully” and then go bully anyone who likes him

#and btw they also stan murderers who happen to be conventionally attractive #that totally has nothing to do with why they hate the one character who was repeatedly belittled for his appearance throughout the series 👍🏼#anti snaters #antis on tiktok be wilding #though i have thankfully noticed a decrease in angry haters on tumblr #so @ tumblr snape antis‚ i’m chill with y’all #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape #snape #harry potter #hp #shitpost

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deadduvznap · 1 month

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deadduvznap birthday event

THIS EVENT WILL CONTAIN DEAD DOVE CONTENT.

wassup yall atlas here im gonna be holding an event for my birthday

reminder that this is for male!readers only i dont write stuff for women

the event is going to start march 22nd and end around april 18th but that is up in the air

edit; it will be ending on april 22nd

asks can be sent here and must all follow my rules if not the ask will either be deleted or ill publicly humiliate you (depending on the ask)

EDIT ; i will also be writing shipping and poly content so go ahead and req that

i will be writing blurbs, the length atleast 200 words or so per ask

i will answer asks fr unlike how im struggling to now i pinky promise

ermmmm idk what else to say yeah send ur asks and ill kiss you or have hot sweaty gay sex with you

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person25 · 7 months

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yk when you’re insane abt a ship that is number 2 (or lower) in the fandom bc they’re crazy about the basic ones and i’m like:

I KNOW it would never happen but that don’t mean i can’t explore the possibilities 😔

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athetos · 9 months

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My coworker went to a ball game Friday, but he found out too late it was a Harry Potter night and they put him on the fucking Jumbotron because they thought he was cosplaying as a character????? He was literally just wearing a nice shirt and pants???? I would kill myself if that happened to me!!!

#he’s a 60 year old gay man btw #who hates Harry Potter #p

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animentality · 2 years

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I'm not playing a Harry Potter game if Jk Rowling herself is not the villain.

It's simply not canonically accurate.

#harry potter #jk rowling #trans lives are human lives #also fuck her #this is a joke btw i obviously hate her for being shit #its not about the bad lore

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yudgefudge · 8 months

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rereading the deathly hallows makes me wanna reread the whole hp series again...I may do it backwards this time LOL

#my favorite hobby: reading harry potter whilst tumblr posts hating on jkr are read to me by text-to-speech #i'm not joking btw. I did this while playing hogwarts legacy #spite >>>>>#harry potter #daniel.txt

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rpcrimeboys · 2 years

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Jk Rowling is quivering

#Fuck jkr #fuck jk rowling #Harry Potter #Lgbtq #Trans #Transgender #This is a joke btw #I took this picture myself #And came up with thus #I am very proud #But anyway #All my homies hate jkr #jkr is trash #anti jkr #Jkr

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depressed-emoji · 9 months

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oh little did you know arthur

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inevera13 · 1 year

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I was rereading my own fanfic (as you do) and I'm still really proud of it actually lol you can tell I wrote it for myself cuz I stay giggling 😭 very embarrassing!!!

#drarry #fanfic #harry potter #harry Potter fanfic #draco x harry #Severus Snape #fun fact i actually fucking hate snape but anyways...#in my head he's dracos mentor so #also he's so fucking fun to write???#can't lie #i wanna reiterate that fuck jkr btw #seriously she sucks so bad #draco malfoy

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viciouz · 1 year

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⃕ ִㅤ𝅄 ㅤׂ ﹝ @grccve ﹞ ♱

la bebida frente suyo suda al templarse, sus dedos quitan las gotas que resbalan y solo puede escuchar a sus padres chillar a su lado. “ ¡basta!, es suficiente, les va a oír. ” les dice, intentando callarles las bocas que no habían parado toda la noche. cuando la mujer baja del escenario, no puede evitar erguir su espalda, casi alzando el cuello y sin poder evitarlo, ahora los mayores aplauden en ovación de pie a su lado. ‘ ¡toma una bebida con nosotros!, la invitamos, ¡ella es tu mayor fan! ’, dicen los mayores a la mujer de encantador rostro, cabello ondulado y unos ojos avellana que le impedían sostenerla la mirada. “ por favor, ignórales ── pero ── sí lo hiciste fantástico, tu voz es simplemente, hermosa. ” siente su voz quebrarse de poco y sin poder evitarlo, los ajenos siguen insistiendo por la compañía de la cantante.

#♱ . . . ⛓️ 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 : hate rafferty .#grccve #sus papás son gitanos btw #imagina a la mtra trelawney de harry potter :p kdjvbxkjf #y las manitas le sudan ;-;#pls es una lesbian tan torpe #pls la amo

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lavender-0-menace · 1 year

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You sound like one of the angels in good omens making jokes -.-

Harry potter has been the mental refugee for many people and whenever you think is wrong to engage with it now, some people think differently.

Goddamit just be kind! Fuck JKR she is an egocentristic idiot but fuck you for being cruel towards someone who just wants to try a game

suck my dick and touch grass loser. people have different opinions than you. get over it.

#(i explain everything in tags btw. read if you care)#i like harry potter #i hate jkr #both of these things can be true #i fully believe that you can and should be able to separate art from the artist #however she’s actively harming many many communities #and you can’t separate the art when it’s actively harming people #you can play it if you want #i don’t care #just pirate it so she won’t make money off of it #it’s literally so easy and you won’t be giving money to an racist antisemetic terf who ruined her own franchise #god i hate fantastic beasts it makes no sense #hogwarts legacy #jk rowling #anon

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