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goldensunset · 6 months
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a real blorbo is someone you can both write a lengthy and serious/sad analysis on yet also constantly and i mean constantly make stupid jokes about
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seths-rogens · 18 days
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i like to call this ‘popular mlm ships with freakishly similar name dynamics’
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this means absolutely nothing i’ve simply been observing this for a hot sec
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jsheios · 4 months
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So Hilda season 3. (This post has nothing to do with hilda season 3)
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misssremy · 1 year
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ur fav jjk men with breeding kinks!!!!! ahxhsjjsksksksbsjkakskz
‘what’s that baby?? wan’ me to go faster?’ he teases with a slick grin on his face. he loves seeing you all messy & a sloppy mess underneath him like this, begging for him to fill you with cum. his hips thrust hard and fast inside your tight little hole ‘mmmm baby!!! fuck- slow down please!!!’ you scream desperately trying to close your legs while he towers over your body. ‘s-shit baby… gonna cum again, wan’ me to do it inside you? wan’ me to give you a baby?’ his thrusts get sloppier n faster as he pants and moans like a beast. ‘yes!!! want you to give me your baby, please!!’ you moan with your head buried in his pillow. ‘f-fuck i wanna wife you up already’ he grunts, feeling him about to reach that sweet high and reach the stars. your walls clench around him and scream as he releases his seed inside of you, spilling deep into your guts, filling you up to the brim. ‘mmmm holy s-shit, there’s so much…’ you pant feeling him ejaculate inside your warm tight hole. ‘fucking take it all, have all my babies, pretty mommy’
one kid won’t hurt, right ?
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sapphic-sprite · 1 year
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A reminder that lesbians need abortions too. There are tons of reasons why a lesbian might need an abortion so kindly stop saying we are lucky we don’t have to worry about the current state of the US. It’s stupid that I even have to say this and I’m tired of seeing the take that we shouldn’t have to worry about abortion access being taken away in many states.
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imjusthella-gay · 2 months
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you like to act so big and tough but if i sat you on my lap and kissed your neck you’d just sit there making pretty noises and being a good girl wouldn’t you?
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mothbonezart · 9 months
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here’s a mini Goldenheart comic because these two have been on my mind recently
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deviouz · 1 month
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jason todd who fucks you harder when you try to refrain from making any little sound, any lewd facial expression, any telling that he’s got you practically soaking his cock with your arousal. you might try to hold back from letting him know just how well he’s fucking you, but your eyes always tell. they get glazed over and half-lidded with blown out pupils. god, there’s nothing he adores more than seeing them widen, seeing tears well up in your waterline after a particularly well placed thrust.
he’ll cage you in between his arms and look deep into those pretty eyes with a smug smirk plastered on his face, give you no where to look but at him. he’s got your body shuddering with every thrust, hands desperately grasping anywhere but him to find reprieve, but that plan inevitably falters. arms wound around his shoulders, body bucking upwards with every punctuated thrust, jason finally manages to break you. he’s got you damn near screaming on his cock in a matter of no time, and he couldn’t be more pleased with himself.
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quisters · 1 month
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Studio Ghibli Malevolent
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ghostfacd · 5 months
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✸ tom blyth x actress!reader au
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𓆩♡𓆪 yn avocot 𓆩♡𓆪
balleona laurent in the ballad of songbirds and snakes
𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 social media posts (in order starting from the beginning of their relationship)
intro: live, laugh, scream!
: ̗̀➛ mr. and ms. snow
: ̗̀➛ disgustingly inlove
: ̗̀➛ in a world full of boys, he’s a gentleman
: ̗̀➛ you put the ballad in the ballad of songbirds and snakes
: ̗̀➛ I’d be the man!
: ̗̀➛ all because i liked a boy | yes i know that he’s my ex (part 2)
𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 small fics (in order)
: ̗̀➛ you can let go now !
: ̗̀➛ sassy men do it better!
: ̗̀➛ i’m a jealous, jealous, jealous, boy.
: ̗̀➛ wired autocomplete
: ̗̀➛ she was like a shot of espresso
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batwynn · 9 months
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I’m seeing a weird uptick in people commenting nasty stuff on people’s non-cat/dog pet stuff again and not so gentle reminder:
Your phobia or dislike of certain animals does not give you the right to harass and bully people who love and share them.
Use the blacklist tag like a normal human being, and leave people who love rats or snakes or bugs etc. the fuck alone.
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number1abbasupporter · 4 months
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Barty: Night everyone
Evan: goodnight
Regulus: goodnight
James, cheerfully: goodnight!
Barty:
Evan:
Regulus: I can explain
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pumpkin-cowboy · 10 months
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Real life celebrity Ryan Reynolds joined Tumblr, but Supernatural is trending above Deadpool, which is something that can be so personal.
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luxury-nightmare · 11 months
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He was a
Punk
He did
Ballet
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katsumiiii · 11 months
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hobie x gn! reader
hobie is definitely an adamant tease. i also see him as like crazy perceptive ??? not only because he’s a spider person but also because he’s just an observer at heart, so whatever he does to you he knows what effect it has, mentally or physically.
whenever he wants to kiss you he always guides you by your chin. one, because he knows you love the hand placement, and two, because it’s easier to bring your plump lips to his own, and he can’t help but get eager at times.
hobie and you strolled down the chaotic streets of London, his lanky arm strung around the curve of your waist as you attempted to make your way to his apartment (attempted is the key word here, hobie lived about 5 minutes away from the pub y’all were visiting, but the walk was now reaching 10 minutes seeing as hobie couldn’t keep his hands off of you, not that you were in any rush).
“come on love, jus’ one lil kiss and I’ll leave you be, yeah?” hobie gently pleaded, peering down at you through his thickened lashes.
you set the palms of your hands against his chest, appreciating the slight flex of his pecs, and pushed him away from your figure, continuing to trot down the sidewalk, “no bee, we’ve been walking forever and my feet are tired. I’ll give you a kiss when we get home.” you dramatically gestured towards your aching feet, sighing at hobie’s raised eyebrow.
“well we can’t ‘ave that can we?” he inched his fingers down towards your thighs.
“nope, so if we can pick up the—” you squealed, latching on to hobie’s bicep and he held you close to his chest, his fingers curling around the crease underneath your knees, “hobie! what the hell!?”
“wha’? you said you was havin’ trouble, jus’ tryna be a good mate.” hobie tilted his head towards your pursed lips, chuckling at your pouting expression, “‘lowe it, ‘m not puttin’ you down.”
you sighed, peering back at hobie, “you just want to give me a kiss, huh?” you teased, placing a hand towards the crook of hobie’s neck.
“and what of it?” he adjusted you so he could bring the tip of his thumb and pointer finger to your chin, grasping it softly and guiding it towards his own. you indulge him, softly kissing the plush of his lips, humming in satisfaction.
“mhm, feeling cheeky today aren’t we bee?”
“been hangin’ ‘round me too much love, startin’ to sound like me.”
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