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slaughtergutz · 2 years

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It’s hot outside, check on your elote.

I may have been a few daquiris in when I thought this would be hilarious but I had to commit

Pumpkin belongs to @the-thot-clown

#slasher #slashers #slasher oc #ocs #pumpkin #the shredder #eddie #eddie humbucker #shockridge shredder #tdm #whenever i think of something stupid im like 'i need to draw pumpkin n eddie doing this'#himbo power

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newblvotg · 24 days

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#magnus.l.alexander #power rangers #gay himbo #gay humor #gay fun #newblvotg #gay fantasy #gay #queer

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42wv · 9 months

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FFXIV x Yu-Gi-Oh! 5DS Signer Dragons (and bonus)

#final fantasy #ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #ygo #yugioh #yugioh 5ds #okay so heres my reasonings for everyone:#WoL gets Stardust because protag of bonds #Sage Alphinaud gets Power Tool because twin with tool #Alisaie gets Ancient Fairy because of her interaction with the Fae but also twin. The pig has Kuribbon's ribbon!#Estinien gets Red Dragon Archfiend because strong guy like Jack but also tsundere himbo also they get their powers from antagonistic dragon #Y'shtola gets Black Rose because the strong dark magic talent like Aki #Thancred gets Black-Winged because him and Crow are chill but were both from the slums and had tragic happen from protecting ppl they care #G'raha and Bruno from a diff dying world who are trying to save the main world. They respect the protag greatly #Also golems are the mecha of the fantasy world so grahas crystal parts are in a way robot parts so graha was kinda of a cyborg #IM SORRY I DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING FOR URIANGER. But heres a fun fact: his JP Voice Actor is Jaden Yuki #art

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 2 years

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Halloween prompts no. 12

Danny kills Darkseid au but not only does he freak out, he is essentially kidnapped by Clockwork and dragged back into the DC universe for a "vacation". When Danny tried to argue the old stopwatch confessed that Dannys core was essentially eating the dark gods energy and he would need to stay in his Phantom form 24/7 to be able to "digest" him. Which gave him a few new things to freak out about. Yay.

Danny was given some new clothes-all glowing black and white of course- and money (where did clockwork get this much cash??) and told to find so.ewhere safe to live in.

Danny went ghost and got changed and started to fly off when clockwork stopped him and told him to behave like a normal human. There are a lot of people in this world with superpowers and while they might look at him strange they would likely ignore him for the most part. But if he started showing off all these cool powers its going to gain unwanted attention. Like another Vlad. Danny shuddered.

As a last parting of wisdom, he tells him not to give out his real name and if anyone asks questions just repeat, "I'm on vacation." then time unfreezed.

So Danny walks out of the alleyway he was in and into the city where he immediately looked for a place to make a underground ice cave to live in. Despite having a crapton of money now (wth clockwork???) He still couldn't get an official apartment due to being fifteen.

Within a few days of just casually going about in Central city he had been approached by "talent agencies" and headhunters offering him jobs as an actor or model and he flusteredly turned them down but was always somehow railroaded into taking a business card. (He wasn't that pretty, surely. All of his fame back home was due to him being a hero...right?)

One particularly insistent guy just wouldn't give up and cornered Danny. It was when he thought he was going to have to break this guys nose to get away that the local hero Flash stepped in and the guy finally backed off.

Danny thanked him and the Flash (who felt clockwork freeze time before and nearly had a panic attack along with Zatanna and Captain Marvel) asked about the weird quantum energy around him and in his panic Danny stupidly confessed to having a magical artifact that makes him immune to time freezes fused into his chest by one of his bad guys.

Which led to him stupidly telling him his name was Phantom, he was a superhero who was on (forced) vacation due to injury-kinda, he wasn't allowed to help out sorry, and he was from another dimension and oh crap he had been truth serum-ed!!! How dare?!

Flash apologized, but after the global time freeze (it was global??) The Justice League was on high alert and the Batman was super paranoid and liked having answers. Unfortunately for this bat guy he was miffed at being drugged and refused to answer anymore questions.

Still, with the disappearance of Darkseid and Apokolips, the global time freeze and now this glowing kid from another dimension? They had to be connected somehow. The league was sure of it. The new gods were freaking out and searching for answers themselves and the speedsters were trying thier best to get this kid to open up to them. After a while with little success they start sending in the Teen Titans and the Young Justice teams in hopes that he'd be more social with people around his own age.

It did not go as planned.

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People: *telling Phantom that he's beautiful*

Phantom: Is this a trap?

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dweamofsweep · 4 months

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I’ve been thinking on and off about this post @boyrobott

I came to the conclusion that 1980 Astro could really have used a sling bag or fanny pack to carry spare cassettes

See, they’re even out of the way of his darn butt guns 😂 how many times could he have avoided trouble by having even *one* extra battery on his person? But then we wouldn’t have an episode…

#Then again 1980 Astro is the most himbo out of all of them #I wouldn’t expect him to think of this solution…#It would probably make him the more practical version compared to the others if he did #Since manga/og and 2003 versions use fuel or have to be charged up #Ah but 2009 Astro has an endless power source so he beats them all #Pluto robots use some kind of fuel as well #But it comes in these lil drinkable things. I guess it’s on the same level as using cassettes #astro boy #osamu tezuka #tetsuwan atom #fanart #traditional art #astro boy 1980 #tezuka star system

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testoster0ne · 10 months

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gerardo

#yummy #cowboy #schlong #ram ranch #testosterone #himbo #male #meat #farmcore #power top #video

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spop-romanticizes-abuse · 4 months

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spop: she-ra is the most powerful woman in the universe. she's basically a goddess, she has magical powers and a weapon, and she's the destined savior of etheria.

spop: oh, and this is catra. she's a cat-human hybrid with no magical powers or training. she doesn't have her own weapon and she's not particularly muscular. but she always defeats she-ra and nearly kills her multiple times.

#the way that the only time adora won against catra was during the portal #it's pathetic #they really took a powerful female warrior and turned her into catra's weak himbo girlfriend #spop critical #spop salt #spop #spop criticism #spop discourse #she ra #anti catra #anti spop #anti catradora #anti c//a #antic//a #anticatra #anticatradora

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ninthriven · 2 years

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they are divorced c:

#destiny #destiny 2 #destiny 2 art #destiny the game #xio thinks tal died during the red war and tal doesn't remember xio bc of a spontaneous reset #she woke up in the smoking ruins of a building and got the FUCK out and has been wandering the system since #(her ghost is ruthless & never liked her kindhearted himbo gf so she's taken full advantage of the reset to refocus her on the power trip)#(she came back for forge and splicer tho but missed seeing her wife by a HAIR both times)#also yes i am writing a pilgrim guard/warlord love story no i haven't ACTUALLY written it yet it is all in my brain #also also i forgot to indicate tal's height and compared to xio she's a short queen clocking in at 5'7

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toxiccaves · 19 days

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Opinion on power joe 🎤

I think Power Joe is STUPID and SMELLY and is definitely the more annoying one. Not fun to combine with either! And he doesn't even wash his hands after he has his oil changed-

#asks #anonymous #drillboy get off my computer u got dorito fingers all over my keyboard #GENUINE power joe opinion though. oh hes so fun n silly. what a guy. absolutely love his episode with lua too tbh #i guess this is more an opinion on that ep but how his team chose to respect his delusion as well as him loving past looks or even if-#-lua was sentient or not that he still loved her in the end. augh #himbo reclaiming arc. let him n lua be together!!!! bpjd why u gotta hurt us like this #ah anyway back on pj. however despite his sillies and handsome design i think he was too mean to db sometimes.#dweeboy biases aside even!! no yelling at him for not picking up on conversation tones!#back again with the whole answer in the tags lets goooo

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me-and-my-hyperfixations · 9 months

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Adora is a himbo.

I know that himbo was originally conceived as the male term for a bimbo. But Adora is not a bimbo.

She is a himbo.

#Adora #Bimbo and himbo are now gender neutral terms #she ra princesses of power #Spop #She ra #nate stevenson

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ohwarnette · 1 year

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If there is only to be one more tale tonight, let it be the one about the storyteller who changed her fate with her fables. Let it be a story about stories and the power they have to sway mortal hearts.

#the stardust thief #chelsea abdullah #litedit #storyseekers #litofcolornet #booksociety #yalitedit #usercossette #userkates #what a breathtaking read #I could talk about this book all day #abdullah’s love for stories and their power SHINES #i adore the way how the story is focused on found family #wait till you guys meet qadir my beloved and mazen my cinnamon roll himbo #**

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spooky-activity · 1 year

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Honestly the MVPs of my Persona 3 Portable run

#mitsuru kirijo #yukari takeba #persona 3 portable #P3P #persona 3 #mine #my art #not pictured: my gayass FeMC whose POV we share having a gay heart attack #she’s a himbo she’s a jock she is down BAD for the student counsel President #honestly down atrocious #sorry Hamuko in my heart she’s a lesbian but not in the game #but seriously Mitsuru with the Mind Focus and her high magic stat #AND being able to take a reasonable hit (unlike Yukari)#and Yukari (with her dodge electric shoes lmaooo) with her mass heals #POWER TEAM #they were NEVER off my lineup #everyone else got to rotate in that last spot #but it was mostly Aigis and Koromaru #and even then it was like an 80-20 split between the two

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cryptidfagswag · 1 year

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timothy "i have never even seen a hammer" stoker and sasha "i came into this world with a drill in each hand" james, the t4t aromantic office power duo

#timothy stoker #tim stoker #tim tma #sasha james #sasha tma #the magnus archives #tma #tma shitpost #tim and sasha are trans change my mind #trans tim stoker #trans sasha james #aromantic tim stoker #aromantic sasha james #sasha can use power tools like it’s what she was born to do #(it was)#and tim is a useless himbo #brute force and a dirty mind is what gets him through most situations

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laitdechanel · 2 months

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Guys with no personality love to be like: “I’m so scott pilgrim coded”

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malestransforming · 1 year

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I saw your post. Can you change me? I want to be a beefcake... Please!!

I love beefcakes. The bigger the better!

And you asked so nicely... Sure, I will help you. Let's go all out on this one, shall we?

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Welcome to my Changing Room! Nice to have you here. Now let's take a look at you... Fuck man, you're tall. And slightly overweight. That's good though. We can work with this.

You know, there are a lot of different types of beefcakes — it isn't a one size fits all type of thing. I can tell you're eager man, you want to be fucking huge, and I'm gonna do that for you. Let's go.

Your pecs have to be massive. They're pushing out right now, just pure fucking muscle, flowing over your torso. They're heavy. You're going to be so fucking heavy. Your oblique and abdominal muscles are shredded. They're perfect and absolutely jacked. Go ahead and clench your abs, tight right?

I can see you're getting hard already. Don't touch your dick yet. I'm actually going to make it slightly smaller, not but much... it'll still push 7 inches when fully erect, but it's going to be MEATY bro. Look at how thick that fucking thing is. Okay, go ahead and touch it now. How does that feel?

Your ass has to be tight too. It has to match the size of your chest. You've got some massive padding down there.

Okay back up to the shoulders. This part will feel weird because I'm going to crack your shoulders apart and make them wider. Your arms are absolutely massive. Look at those veins man. Flex them! You're a beast. Your hands are meaty, calloused and gigantic.

Thighs! You have no thigh gap now. Those things are trunks. Take a look, see how they're expanding and pulsing. All that is pure muscle. Some fuckers skip leg day, but not you — you put in the work. Your calfs too are pristine and packed with muscle.

Let me go back to your shoulders. I really want to make those look good. Your legs are great, but you spend the most time working on your shoulders, pecs and deltoids. Feels weird, right? It's years of intense workouts happening all at once as I build muscle instantly.

Okay, last few changes. I think I you're gonna lose your hair, and it's not because I don't like you... It's because I have something special planned. So your head is hairless, but you have some great facial hair and an excellent moustache. Just want to widen your nose and make your lips slightly smaller... Perfect.

Okay, I'm gonna do the final changes now. That pressure on your head is just my thumb. I have to do the mental changes, because a guy who looks like you has to act different! First, you're younger, 25 years old. You basically live at the gym... Exercise is your job. You're bisexual and you're a fucking dumbass meathead. And now you're perfect.

Take a look at yourself buddy. Do a pose for me. Flex that chest! Okay, now stand and just look at me like you're the most badass person in the world — because you are!

#everything powers #male transformation #male tf #himbo tf #muscle transformation

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navnae · 1 year

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Eddie is embarrassed when he accidentally admits to Steve that he’s never had a valentine before. His face goes all red and he’s preparing himself for the laughter that was going to follow. Eddie remembers all of those times when a plethora of girls would come to school just to give Steve cards and chocolates during their first period. Then he’d have a girl by his side by the end of the day heading towards his car, Eddie remembers those days very clearly. So telling Steve who’s probably never spent Valentine’s Day alone that he’s never had one was killing him on the inside. Surprisingly Steve didn’t really care about that since technically this would be the first time he didn’t have a valentines either. It never clicked to Eddie that both of them were spending Valentine’s Day together until Steve put on this romance movie then dimming the lights a little before sitting extremely close to Eddie on the couch. Eddie just assumed that this was a guys night that coincidentally fell on February 14th?

He was highly mistaken.

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