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citroncynique · 6 months
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If you cannot break from the eggshell, the world is naught but a prison where you are blinded and confined.
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ibeewashere · 2 months
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I genuinely cannot describe how deeply DEVASTATED I am about riz being the only one who can take stress tokens for the others. Yes fig is a protector and will fight endlessly for her friends and I love that about her but there is something about the way riz loves his friends. It’s a more subtle kind of love, but just as relentless and passionate and he will take any burden for the people he cares about and bear the weight of it on his shoulders so they don’t have to deal with it without any hesitation. I am ILL.
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heartsforlily · 2 months
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regulus: why are james and sirius sitting with their backs to each other ?
remus: they had a fight.
regulus: then why are they holding hands ?
remus: they get sad when they fight : (
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politemagic · 1 month
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sleep token + posts about love i saw on pinterest
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flammerouge · 24 days
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TDF 2022 / From "Prowler's Universe" - Larissa Szporluk
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specialvalentinesunit · 9 months
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altoace · 10 months
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I love X-Men Evo, and I have hundreds of incorrect quotes saved. I love all of these dumb teens (as well as Logan and Ororo) very much.
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Scott: No, I’ll tell you what the problem is! The problem is—
Lance: {holds his breath and covers his ears}
Scott: Great, that’s just what your brain needs. Less oxygen.
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Pietro: Isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they’re annoying?
Pietro: Imagine if people did that to other people? I would’ve been dead years ago!
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Rogue: Behold, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Kurt, during training: Hey, who wants to see an impression of my mother?
Scott: Kurt, no.
*Kurt teleports out of the room*
Scott: KURT, NO!
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Scott: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Kurt: Plane tickets?
Evan: Concert tickets?
Kitty: Prostitution?
Scott, eyes closed, holding his shades: Glasses.
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Lance: {walks in}
Todd and Fred: {making horse noises at each other}
Lance: {walks out}
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Tabitha: Every now and then, I like to do as I’m told just to confuse people.
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Kitty: {running away from mutants working for Magneto while on the phone}
Scott: Where are you?!
Kitty: I don’t know! You tell me!
Scott: Any sort of notable sign or something?!
Kitty: Umm…staircase!
Scott:
Scott: Anything else? Like a room name?! Any item that’s unique?!
Kitty: Fire extinguisher!
Rogue, muttering under her breath: She’s gonna die…
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Kurt: When life gives you lemons—
Rogue: Squeeze them in people’s eyes.
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Evan: Someday, in the distant future, people will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”.
Kitty: So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?
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Wanda: Can you pass the pepper?
Todd: What’s the ~magic word~?
*Wanda begins chanting*
Pietro, panicking: JUST TAKE IT OH MY GOD
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Xavier: I admit, I was wrong to give up on you all so quickly.
The Brotherhood: Good.
Xavier: However—
The Brotherhood: No, no however. Just be wrong. Just live in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it.
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Lance: Where’s the yogurt? I thought you went to the store?
Pietro: {incoherent mumbling}
Lance: Huh?
Pietro: IT WAS ON THE TOP SHELF
Lance:
Pietro: I COULDN’T REACH IT
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*at the zoo*
Lance: So, what are they in for?
Kitty: This isn’t prison.
Lance: So they can leave?
Kitty: Well, no but—
Lance, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one killed somebody.
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Xavier: Do you know why I chose you as my first student?
Scott: I assumed you lost a bet.
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Scott: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Evan: “Best smile”.
Kurt: “Nicest personality”.
Kitty: “Most likely to start a bar fight”.
Rogue: “Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one”.
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Jean: Evan, if we get out of this alive, I will kill you.
Evan: So what’s my incentive to live?
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Kurt: Are you a morning person or an evening person?
Scott: If I’m lucky, I get a good few minutes in during the middle of the day.
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Scott: Sorry I’m late. I broke down on my way here.
Rogue: Is your car okay?
Scott: Car?
Rogue:
The X-Men:
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Lance: Mystique is gonna try and have you killed.
Scott: I can’t say that surprises me.
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Kurt, about Tabitha: I don’t know what she’s planning, but I can tell you two things. We won’t like it, and it won’t be legal.
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Pietro: Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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Todd: Why are only roosters allowed to start the day screaming?
Lance: Because we live in the same house and I will murder you.
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Scott: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.
Wanda: What club?
Rogue: The hating Magneto club.
Wanda:
Wanda: The fuck? I should be the leader of that club.
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Kitty: Guys! Logan just fell down the stairs!
Ororo: And what did he say?
Kitty: Should I skip the swearing?
Ororo: Yes.
Kitty: Then he fell in silence.
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1wooden-antlers1 · 5 months
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something something "I wish we'd met before they convinced you life is war" Cherik something
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ik we all want Five to do teenager things, but consider Five doing old man things, such as hanging out in a quilting circle with his girls Evelyn and Sandie
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halcyonbot · 2 years
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repainted over some old wendy and abigail pieces
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theyellowhue · 1 year
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View: Hia, can i sleep with you??? Win: View, its literally my honeymoon tonight View: is that a no? Team inside the room: View can sleep with us Win: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!
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Marcie: Some of us - and I don't want to name names - make pretty bad throat noises when we drink. And it makes me think that the throat is - Ellie: Is it me? Marcie: No. Melvin: Is it me? Marcie, laughing: It's not Ellie.
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Fun Ghoul: SANDY HELP I TOLD KOBRA I'D COOK TONIGHT BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW
Sandman, pouring milk into a cereal bag: and you think I can help you??
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leiamcgonagall · 2 months
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Overheard at a robotics build session part eight:
“Power sources include: drill, team captain, and occasionally motor.”
“So called free thinkers when YMCA comes on at an FRC competition.”
“Where’s the chemicals drawer? I’m thirsty.”
“What bolt are you, take this online quiz to find out!”
“That’s why you wear safety glasses, cause Puss in Boots could go flying through the air and hit you in the face.”
“You’re not special, a trained centipede could do that.”
“Me when I extend twelve feet beyond frame perimeter.”
“Then he got out the guillitine, and… and… he cut the bolts head off… and… and I’m next…”
“Everything is a nail if you throw it at relativistic speeds.”
“It is slightly bent, but beyond that, I’m stupid.”
“The real hammers were the ones we made along the way.”
“Do you think Campbell’s uses standard physics units?”
“It’s as secure as my parents marriage.”
“Aaah, tHe lAtHe is sO tErRiFyiNg! You know the number of things that have gone wrong on this? Two. The problem: oh no it fell there. On the table. Three inches away.”
“Blue loctite tastes better!!!”
(Additional quote insanity)
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biigsaad · 2 months
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confusing
I confuse people. I have a happy personality & a sad soul. I go from feeling confident to terribly insecure. I love hard but at times feel heartless. I'm outgoing yet prefer to be alone. I'm healing & hurting at the same time. I'm still trying to find balance, & that's ok!
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