#incorrect astronomy

[regeditt]

*remus & sirius finding a good make-out spot at the library*

remus: what’s that noise?

*regulus underneath james with his shirt half undone*

james: oh!! fancy seeing you here...!!

reg: *waves* hey

sirius: *grabs a book, aims it at regulus*

remus: no, please, not the book—

#imagine it was like the astronomy tower instead like that's probably actually canon #and then james is like “ur acting like ur not here to do the same exact thing #marauders incorrect quotes #wolfstar #regulus black #jegulus #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #incorrect marauders quotes #remus x sirius #james x regulus

[messier51]

"no other planet in our solar system gets total solar eclipses" ok so i guess jupiter, saturn, uranus, and neptune are not planets anymore

y'all thought the iau was mean to pluto and yet here we are demoting all the gas giants too

#that post has so many notes #and it's so incorrect #and i keep seeing it #and i am sure other people have pointed this out in the notes on it already and i am tired it's time for me to go home and go to bed #but nooooooooo #tbf no other planet has solar eclipses you can just go out in your back yard and watch but like....yeah???? #that wouldn't be true of any other planet anyway #i am glad y'all are excited about this bc eclipses are fucken cool but also #let's learn a thing about astronomy and angular size before reblogging nonsense posts ok? ok #aj has opinions #actually aj has facts #and a phd in astronomy #and 5 seconds to look up basic shit on wikipedia

[hazardparadox]

Ok but like imagine Regulus and James going to the astronomy tower every 2nd week and Sirius and Remus every other week and one day both couples end up at the same time and just kind of stare at each other..

James:

Regulus:

Sirius:

Remus:

James, to Remus: Well, you here for the stars or what?

Remus, side-eyeing Sirius: I find other things better to look at

Sirius: What are you both doing here anyway? I thought this was me and Moony's spot! Besides, no one really comes here other then to hook up

Regulus, rolling his eyes: I wonder

James, looking nervous: Yeah- who knows what a coincidence!

Sirius, hours later cuddling with Remus: HOLD UP-

#marauders #Jegulus #wolfstar #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #incorrect hp quotes #starchaser #regulus black #astronomy #Theres a cyclone happening rn how fun #Sirius is an oblivious idiot #but we love him for that

[rabbitxi]

( When a dwarf planet meets the beautiful and attractive planet in the solar system )

I was the Pluto in the story, and you were somewhere in the Saturn ring.

🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐

#saturn #astronomy #astro observations #astrophysics #life quote #writers on tumblr #writing #love quote #quoteoftheday #quotation #quotes #pluto speaks #imagines #book quote #my words #beautiful words #anime #wallpaper #incorrect quotes ideas #still life #life is strange #love quotes #valentine #story #story prompt #dialogue prompt #writing prompt #my prompts

[mischievovstar]

hc that one time sirius got trapped in the astronomy tower and screamed for help from marlene and when she asks what's she doing up there she just screams "counting the stars in canis major, what do you think? get me fucking down!"

#it happened #i love her #marauders #the marauders headcanon #sirius black headcanon #sirius black #young sirius black #marlene mckinnon #marlene mckinnon headcanon #platonic blackinnon #blackinnon #she made fun of her #the marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #hogwarts #astronomy tower

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Narinder: Even standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Lamb: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

#cult of the lamb #cotl #incorrect quotes #sorry for the quote hiatus! #tired #finally registered for college #im gonna do astronomy #cotl narinder #cult of the lamb lambert

[gay-victorian-astronomer]

sometimes the things Overleaf claims aren't words make no sense

#chattering #overleaf buddy you get used for So Many Astronomy Papers #how do you not recognize redshift as a word #you get a pass on lensing but I do love how it's marked it incorrect only one of the two times it was used #thesis writing funtimes #<- starting a tag for that because it's officially crunch time lads #so I might be posting about this a decent amount

[moonylu23]

during 1st year

Sirius: guys this is my brother Reggie!

Regulus: it's Regulus.

James, lending out his hand: pleasure to meet you Reggie *wink*

during 2nd year:

*on the quiddich field*

James: hey Reg do you need help with your broom?

Regulus: I can take care of my self just fine Potter. And stop calling me that!

James: Well you don't seem that comfortable on that broom anyway, Reg. Pay attention or you'll fall

Regulus: Piss off Potter.

during 3rd year:

James: Oi Reggie! What's up?

Regulus: Potter will you leave me alone for once?

James, pretending to be shocked: I COLUD NEVER REG!

Regulus, unbothered: oh please...

during 4th year:

*while studying together*

James, jamming some muggle song:

Regulus: Potter stop it. I can't concentrate if you keep doing this.

James: But I'm bored Reg, i don't wanna study anymore

James: Can we instead doing something funnier? Like...OH I KNOW! We are playing guess the song. I will hum a song and you have to guess what song is it. Like thi-

Regulus: JAMES

Regulus: Stop it I'm not gonna do this, besides I really need to study to pass this tes-

James: WAIT WAIT WAIT

James: You just call me James didn't you?!

Regulus: I did not

James: Oh yes you did!

Regulus: Didn't

James: You did! Oh Reg you finally see me as a friend! I'm gonna cry

Regulus: You're pathetic Potter

during 5ft year:

*at a gryffindor party*

*James is pretty drunk*

James, looking at Regulus' face: Man! You're eyes are like ice

Regulus, scoffing: And you're very drunk

James: Not true, just slightly.

Besides its true what I just said. I think I could get lost in them

Regulus, now blushing: James please...

James: And your hair...they look so soft. I kinda wanna touch em right now, can I?

Regulus: You really have to?

James: Not if you don't want to but I feel like I would like touching em

Regulus, sighing: go on then...

*James passes the rest of the night with his hands on Regulus's hair*

during 6th year:

*on the astronomy tower*

James: Oh Reg I'm sorry I didn't know you were here, I just needed some fresh hair but I'm going to find another spo-

Regulus: James you can stay...if you want to

James: okay then...

*James approaching Regulus*

James: Hey Reg..?

Regulus: Yeah?

James: Why are you here?

Regulus: That's kinda my spot, I always come here to myself. I just really enjoy watching the starry sky from here yk...What are you doing here?

James: Well actually...oh never mind. That's stupid

Regulus: Can't be more stupid than other things you've already said to me. Come on

James: You see I was kinda hoping to find you somewhere around the castle and I was lucky enough to find you here...

Regulus: And why were you hoping to find me?

James: Uhm...I needed to tell you something...

Regulus: ...What is that?

James: Reggie...

I like you...like a lot

I really do

It's not just something I'm saying

I've been linking you since the first time I lay my eyes on you and if you don't like me back that's totally fine. I just really needed to tell you cause this is my last year and I was so scared that this might have been my only chance to tell you how I really feel about you, and-

Regulus: James...

*Regulus putting his hand on James's cheek*

Regulus: You're so lovely and I-I like you too...

James: What? Really? Are you sure you're not just saying this because you don't want me to feel bad? Cause you don't really have to. As I said I would total-

*Regulus cutting him off with a tender kiss on the lips*

Regulus, smiling softly: I actually like you, you idiot!

James, blushing: Oh well...in this case...

*James takes Regulus by the hips to pull him closer in a more deep kiss this time*

#marauders #harry potter #hogwarts #they are so cute i can't #starchaser #sunseeker #astronomy tower #jegulus #mutual pining #mlm #the marauders #james x regulus #incorrect quotes

[blackwell-academys-airdrop]

Chloe: Do NOT come close to me. I have a gravitational pull and it will spaghettify you and kill you instantly

#incorrect quotes #life is strange #lis #chloe price #I think she should be an astronomy nerd as well as a chemistry nerd #but re. my previous post about the incorrect astronomy in bts chap 3 #she is evidently not in canon #alas. #queue

[hauntedwombatinfluencer]

#writing #crystals #nasa #marine biology #science #astronomy #fandom ships #life quotes #incorrect quotes #love quotes #Spotify

[akalimist]

Risále: when I hear "halo" I think of a huge ring weapon designed by forerunners and masterchiefs. Maybe I could create that one day

Fenix, nodding their head: a galactic cockring

Leon, grabbing them by the shoulders: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

#relic of the stronghold #rots #ocs #original novel #queer characters #lgbtq #incorrect quotes #fenix callahan #leon song #risále manon #i genuinely cannot explain the context of this convo with ppl in my astronomy class a few years ago #i was the “why are you like this” btw #little hints of risále having The Creator chip in her #leon literally is going to kill fenix one day im sure of it #oh yes i used they/them for Fenix in this one since they are a he/they #sometimes you forget these 3 are actually the same age #fenix is the baby of the three tho

[35-47]

Uzun süre sonra piyasa mod onn cebimde var rolex kolumda masarati

#izmir #art #feminist #yakışıklı erkek #architecture #bodybulding #astronomy #dragon tattoo #film photography #tatto design #alsancak #twilight #bts taehyung #study tips #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop packs #anti kpop #asiancentral #yalı çapkını #star tv #usa #yuichi usagi #news usa #euroleague #euronymous

[moonseekers]

heli: the stars are beautiful tonight.

sooha: yeah.

heli: you know what else is beautiful?

sooha: w-what?

heli: the moon. the planets. the rest of the galaxy. i fucking love space.

#incorrect dark moon #i also hc heli as an astronomy nerd

[oflgtfol]

“Clearly there are limits to the uses of skepticism. There is some cost-benefit analysis which must be applied, and if the comfort, consolation, and hope delivered by mysticism and superstition is high, and the dangers of belief comparatively low, should we not keep our misgivings to ourselves? But the issue is tricky… if we offer too much silent assent about mysticism and skepticism — even when it seems to be doing a little good — we abet a general climate in which skepticism is considered impolite, science tiresome, and rigorous thinking somehow stuffy and inappropriate.”

- Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark

#brot posts #astro posting #yes im still reading this book i kinda stopped for a few weeks so i could finish that one paper thing #but i finished it so im trying to finally finish this book now 😭 #anyway this sums up my feelings soooo much #its why i care so much about posting corrections on misconceptions here on tumblr of all places #like yeah its tumblr but also i cannot in good conscience let you all walk away from an astronomy post with incorrect or inaccurate info #if i can do my small part to correct that and you walk away with a little bit more of a precise worldview then im satisfied #im doing my small part ! #and its also why im so fucking irked by the relatively low stakes yet highly prevalent misconceptions about astronomy #like yah nothing is as high stakes as like. climate change denial for climatologists #or covid denial for medical professionals etc etc #but the whole. pluto shit or astrology like it all just fosters an overall culture of ignoring scientists and real science !!! #and i cannot abide by that !! #so im not a climate scientist nor do i know anything about medicine #so for those actual high stakes problems. i cannot step in and accomplish very much to combat this #but i DO know astronomy and so i will step in and try to do my part in this one small battle #in the larger war between science and pseudoscience

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #100

*in the Room of Requirement*

MC, bursting in: I finally did it!

Sebastian from the sofa: Did what?

MC, holding up the Field Guide: I finally found all the pages!

Natty, looking up from her book: THAT'S why you've been casting Revelio everywhere?

MC: Yep! And not only that, but I also found all of those Demiguise statues!

Poppy, while petting Highwing: ...is that why you've been taking cat naps all around Hogwarts?

MC: Yep.

Ominis, from a lounge chair: For the record, sleeping on the floors of Hogwarts are not as bad as you would think.

MC: Oh, and I found ALL of the Astronomy tables!

Amit, by a telescope: You did?! I hope it wasn't too dangerous...

MC: Nonsense! I've dealt with a whole lot worse than some mongrels and spiders. This was a piece of cake.

The group:

MC: And don't get me started on those bloody Merlin trials... But I did all 95 of them!

Sebastian, horrified: 95???

MC: Yes! It was not worth the pints of coffee and tea I downed, but I have done it all!

The group:

MC: I need to sleep. *keels over onto lounge*

The group:

Ominis: The more I hear about what MC does, the more concerned I get.

#As much as I want to 100% the game there's just so much #I wonder how worried the group would be if they did hear all these tasks the mc had to do #mc lives on coffee and spite #mc spite-completed the game lol #Hundredth quote yayyy #That's quite the milestone! #Thanks for reading my incorrect quotes guys #hogwarts mc #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #poppy sweeting #natsai onai #amit thakkar #hogwarts legacy headcanons #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy

[luxthestrange]

Beastars Incorrect Quotes#22 Granpa

Gosha: What are your interests?

Y/n: Your Grandson in my room

Gosha:...Excuse me?

Y/n*Panics and coughs* -The sun and the moon. I like astronomy

...Granpa Gosha needs to live long for him to see his future great grandkids-

#beastars #beastars x reader #beastars x y/n #beastars x human reader #beastars legoshi #beastars gosha #legoshi #legoshi x reader #legoshi x y/n #beastars legoshi x reader #legoshi x human reader #beastars incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes