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hobartsaglet · 2 months
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Luke: alright, what should we name the group chat
Danny: Moist Little Beast
Jessica: naming privileges have been revoked, next on the chopping block is breathing privileges
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Frank: I HATE YOU!
Matt: I HATE ME TOO!
Frank, softly: Red, we talked about this.
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thedragonqueens · 7 months
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Jessica: It must really suck to have to be you all the time
Matt: Well, it hasn't been a picnic, honestly
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karen: hey so who are you guys going to be for halloween ?
foggy: something cute
frank: nothing
danny: a goblin
jess: dead
luke: tired
elektra: i think im already scary enough
shang-chi: gay
clint: hibernating
jen: sexy
marc: a nightmare
misty: my thirties
colleen: a concept.
matt: somehow all of the above
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marauders era, incorrect quote
James: did you have to stab him?
Regulus: you weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.
James: what did he say?
Regulus: what are you going to do? Stab me?
James:
Sirius, nodding: that’s fair
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Someone who didn’t realise I was in earshot: I hate Matthias and I think his redemption arc was stupid because he was evil and he should never have been with Nina because he was prejudiced towards her
Me, pulling a portable projector from my bag and ushering everyone in the vicinity into chairs that just materialised from nowhere as I start handing round a syllabus and producing a binder full of notes: Well, actually -
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kukos-satellite · 2 months
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I love my silly red-blue character dynamic so much! Built similar to one another but not too similar yk
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mushed-kid · 4 months
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voltron as textposts etc. 16!
(wow that’s a total of 161 of these, also you need to click on the pictures!!! @008luna008 i did your suggestion 😁❤️)
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guardianofthedawn · 3 months
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Kung Lao: I’m so happy, I could kiss you!
Raiden: Uh…neat.
*later*
Raiden: *mumbling into his pillow* I said “neat”, Kenshi. Who says neat these days? It’s not neat to say it but I said it anyway because - and forgive my language - I am fucking stupid.
Kenshi: *meditating* Don’t beat yourself up too much, Raiden, everybody gets nervous. Remember what I did when Johnny confessed his feelings to me?
Raiden: *looks up* Didn’t you thank him?
Kenshi: *breaks meditation pose* I fucking thanked him.
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sarenicide · 5 months
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Mc/Yuu: "You're a menace" Floyd: "We aren't just a menace!" Jade: "We're your menace!" Azul: "For the love of-GET A ROOM!"
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keith, to lance: did you know that shiro has an instagram page dedicated to his bad parking
keith: like someone actually went out every day, looking for his car just to post it on their social media
shiro: PLEASE BE QUIET
shiro: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE QUIET
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yunviz · 3 months
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Keith: I fell—
Lance: From heaven?
Keith: No, I literally fell—
Lance: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Keith: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Lance: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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Luke: I don’t think you should have any more coffee.
Clint: Coffee cures depression.
Clint & Matt, together: More espresso, less depresso.
Clint & Matt, clink their coffee pots
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lilcatastrophe · 26 days
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vld incorrect posts anyone ?
might just be bc i’m pretty sick rn but i found some of these stupidly funny, so here 😌
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Jess: you know, *some* people just really dont belong working in the kitchen
Danny, who accidentally burned a whole kitchen once while trying to cook an omelette with his iron fist: that was ONE TIME DAMNIT
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dragonnnfly · 1 month
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Tuffnut, texting Hiccup: Hiccup! help I’m being kidnapped!
Hiccup: Where are you?
Tuffnut: I’m with some strange person in a car. Help
Hiccup: I’ll call Ruffnut
Ruffnut, answering her phone: Y’ello
Hiccup: Where’s Tuffnut? He texted me that he was being kidnapped
Ruffnut: Tuffnut? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-
Ruffnut:
Ruffnut: I’ll call you back *hangs up*
Ruffnut: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD
Tuffnut: WHO ARE YOU?!
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