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billi-mausi · 1 year

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So I might have written a Jegulus fic on this.

This is how you fall in love by adorexmoony

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silence-between-seconds · 1 year

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Sirius: if the moon is made of cheese and saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?

James: yellow

Sirius: the correct answer is packing peanuts

James: oh i see, bcs you carry the two and-

Remus: what is wrong with you people?!

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jayce-black · 1 year

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Remus: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! James: You left me, Sirius, and Regulus in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Remus: I did that on purpose, try again.

#marauders headcannons #hp marauders #marauders era #marauders #marauder #headcannons #incorrect qoutes #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #regulus black #black brothers #the black brothers

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bigolidioot · 1 year

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The marauders and things my friends have said P.1

Sirius: Heard back from my therapist! I have ptsd!!!

*does a little dance*

Everyone: *cheers*

#marauders #the maraunders map #incorrect qoutes #james potter #sirius black #wolfstar #noble house of black #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #jegulus #qoutes #harry potter #fuck jkr

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siriusblacksdiary · 2 years

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James: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Remus: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

James: Okay yeah thanks Remus, that's great but WHERE'S THE F***ING FIRST AID KIT

Sirius *with a sore thumb*: :(

#Sirus Black #Remus Lupin #James Potter #remus x sirius #wolfstar #captain obvious #ffs #incorrect qoute

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0urania · 3 years

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Remus: do you ever get jealous when your phone dies?

Sirius:

Remus: me neither

#why am i like this #incorrect qoutes #young marauders #marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #remus john lupin #remus and sirius #wolfstar #sirius orion black

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dead-set-on-sirius · 4 years

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Molly: That one's Fred and this is George!

Sirius: Fred looks so fredgile—

James: And George looks george-ous.

Remus: This is why nobody wants to invite us over.

#incorrect marauder qoutes #james potter #incorrect #sirius black #remus lupin #hp #molly weasley #fred weasley #george weasley #fred and george weasley

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pl4tform9and3quart3rs · 5 years

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Sirius: It’s really muggy out

Remus: If I go outside and all our mugs are on our front lawn, I’m going to kill you

Sirius: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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stopmeibegyou · 5 years

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Marauders incorrect quotes:

McGonagall: I am at a lost for words!

James: despite being at a lost for words, she yelled at me for the next ten minutes

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Remus: what are we going to do?

Sirius: about the OWL?

Remus:

Remus: about me being a werewolf, Sirius.

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James: the real treasure is all the memories we make in life, all the struggles and all the good times

Snape: I was literally almost killed!

James: that’s my favorite memory.

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Sirius: please Lupin, no, you can’t!

Remus: I’m-I’m sorry, I have to

Sirius: is everything we have not worth it?! After everything we’ve been through?!

Remus, playing +4 uno card: I’m sorry but, uno.

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#harry potter #remus lupin #remus x sirius #james potter #sirius black #severus snape #idk what im doing #but i like doing this #maybe ill turn this into an incorrect qoute account #idk #incorrect harry potter quotes #sorry for spam

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thekm11 · 6 years

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James: What songs have you listened to over and over again?

Sirius: There are a few by the same artist. For example, 'Make You Regret', 'Don't Talk Back', 'Damned Mistake'... My personal favourite is 'Disgrace', a chart-topping solo single.

James: That sounds pretty heavy. Who's the artist?

Sirius: Our very own Walburga Black.

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billi-mausi · 2 years

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✨JEGULUS masterlist ✨

For Now You Love MeSome Jegulus COMPLETED fic recs, with lil snippets to make you fall in love with them <3

💫 Art Heist, Baby! by @otrtbs

“And then, I realised, it makes sense why yours wouldn’t be up there. You’re bright and vivid and electrifying. I mean you’re a fucking star, Regulus, and I know I didn’t do you nearly enough justice but-”.

Before he could finish his sentence, Regulus had spun around and crashed his lips onto James’, cutting him off."

💫 just lovers (like we were supposed to be) by @zeppazariel

"You beautiful, mesmerizing, lovely gift of a human being, I'm in love with you," James says, his voice soft. "I am hopelessly, happily in love with you. That's what."

💫 Best Friends Brother by @zeppazariel

"It stays steady. Like them. Like a storm, a lightning strike; like the sun, and the moon. Like four people who love each other so very much in such different ways, who worked so very hard to get the chance to, and they'll keep doing it. It's a choice they'll all keep making."

💫Remember That Night

"He had the smile that shines, the smile that made James feel afloat. The smile that made James fall into the endless hole of love and landed gracefully. The crush that had begun as a small admiration became love."

"No one witnessed their love, but the stars and the moon, and they adored it."

💫 quite like us

"If meeting up in person will do anything, it’ll just make me fall head over heels in love with you."

💫 absent mindedly making me want you

“I haven’t called you Lionheart in a couple of days, I missed it”

“Of course you did”

“Are you saying you didn’t?”

“No comment”

💫 pink lemonade

Regulus looked up at him, confused, “What does it change?”

James smiled, leaning down and bumping their noses together, pressing his forehead against Regulus, “It would work.”James said, “Regardless of how far I am.”

💫 New Beginnings

“I spent my entire sixth year flirting with you.” Regulus watched as James' brain caught up.

“You did what?!”

“Yeah.”

“Oh I’m such an idiot.”

💫 Don't Blame Me

"For family. For friendship. For love. For Remus Lupin. For Sirius Black. For Regulus Black.

James was made to be a protector and this is the greatest act of protection he can offer them.

💫 If I Saw Him I’d Still Kiss Him

And James sounds like a train wreck. But he’s Regulus’ train wreck.

“We have forever, love.”

And now, they do.

💫 love, stars, & reasons we don't keep in touch

I haven’t been able to do anything but love you for years now, give me one last chance to prove it to you.

💫 A Full Guide To Gardening For Amateurs

“I love you,” he says and he can see the time slow down and stretch and Regulus’ eyes come to life as he looks at James over and over again. It’s like the death of a thousand stars and watching their rise again and again. James can’t bring himself to breathe and disturb the moment as Regulus’ lips crash against James’.

💫 the summer of 1978

And even though that is all we are now, a memory, two lovers separated by faith and it should have never been any different, my heart will nonetheless forever be stuck in the summer of 1978.

💫 Down at the Wolfbucks Cafe

This was a story of four young men. They’re all as queer as can be and met one day in a cafe. And despite it being debatably unrealistic, at this juncture they’ve all earned something of a happy ending. Because it’s more fun that way.

💫 En Avant

They stayed that way, James holding Regulus, Regulus holding James, until James dropped off to sleep. And when he woke the next morning, with Regulus curled around him, with light streaming in through the large bay windows, James didn’t feel scared or guilty or angry, he felt like he as exactly where he was supposed to be in that moment.

💫 Amicus Alter Ipse (Complexity)

But when he raises his eyes again, Regulus Black waves his hand at him.

James is smiling before he knows it. He waves back and watches him disappear into the train.

💫 Yeah, My Boyfriend's Pretty Cool (But Not as Cool as Me)

“So you do? Fancy me then?”

“I won’t date you,” Regulus says quickly, as if that’s going to save him. James nods, still grinning, “Okay.”

“I never said I did.”

💫 I Like Me Better (when i’m with you)

“I’m so sorry for this.” he whispers to James before pulling the boy and putting their lips together. James’ eyes go wide, obviously in shock, but for some reason he wraps his arm on the other’s waist to deepen the kiss.

💫 For Now You Love Me

Regulus glared. “I hate you.”

James winked as he followed him down the corridor. “Yes, but for now, you also love me.”

💫 the week james potter learned a couple of things

“James.”

He stops on his way to the bathroom and turns around once more, slowly. His smile falls.

“I’ve got Amortentia on my hair, don’t I?”

“You’ve got Amortentia on your hair,” Sirius says in unison.

💫 The Catfish & The King

“You don’t have to prove anything, I know who you are,” Regulus refuted.

“Yours. I’m yours.”

“All mine.”

💫 Lead Me Into the Light

“When I told you to explore your sexuality, I meant, like, develop a crush on Remus like the rest of us.”

“The rest of–?” Remus started, his eyes going a little wide.

“Not to go after my brother. My brother? James, my brother!” Sirius whined. “This is– this is like incest!”

💫You got a new life (am I bothering you)

"Yes, this is James, my boyfriend," Regulus blurts out and he glances at James, who quickly masks his bewilderment and nods his head in agreement. Regulus is still clinging on James arm, better yet, he has tightened his grip.

💫boundless by skies (i find you above)

“Let me get this straight,”

Regulus snorts, “Well, it’d be quite the opposite of straight, actually.”

Sirius ignores him, looking intently at James. “You are dating my little brother?”

💫 when the sun sets

“I didn’t say you weren’t,” he frowns, “You just—Everyone takes from you, but you never take from everyone else, I don’t know James, you’re gonna give so much of yourself you’ll be left with nothing one day.” Something in James’ stomach twists, a knot being pressed and prodded at by Regulus, who keeps pushing at James’ walls, trying to find a way in.

(ONESHOTS)

⭐ Of tuxes, sari and nalugu

“James holds him by his pinky as they start making their rounds: seven pheras and seven promises to each other.”

⭐ Petals

“Relieved tears shimmered in the corners of his grey eyes as ferns and violets unfurled in an explosion of movement, signifying sincerity and him being on his soulmate’s mind. Only then did the pieces click into place for James.”

⭐ Completely Gone

“He was just excited to be round someone who loved him.”

⭐ Switch With Me

Regulus habitually sends his brother to lurk around spots certain people are frequenting, instilling a persistent sense of paranoia in them.

Who needs Polyjuice potion if you came with a duplicate?

⭐ like picking wildflowers at midnight

"Regulus Black is beautiful, this James knows."

⭐ Fighting Drama with Drama

“Black! Did you let him in?”

“He did,” James said proudly, “Because we are Lovers!”

A stunned silence followed.

⭐ Fated chances

“Make sure to look for the hottest person there, I’ll be dressed to impress.

I’ll be sure to look for the same”

⭐ Chasing All the Stars

"And James Potter fell apart in the arms of his fiancée, on the kitchen floor of his parents’ house, grieving the death of his first love."

⭐ I had All and then Some, Most and now None of You

James is 28 now.

The war is not over for him.

He has not known a day of peace, a slither of happiness since Regulus walked out of the house.

⭐

(Please check the warning in all chapters always!)

Enjoy!! :)

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weiyjling · 6 years

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Sirius Black: You’re grounded!

Sirius Black: No quidditch!

Harry Potter: My broom is broken.

Remus Lupin: Then no wand!

Harry Potter: I need it for school.

Remus Lupin: Then...No Ron!

Ron Weasley: What? No Ron?!

Remus Lupin & Sirius Black: No Ron!!

#harry potter books #harry potter movies #harry potter #ron weasley #sirius black #remus lupin #remus x sirius #incorrect harry potter quotes #teen wolf #qoutes #source: teen wolf

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billi-mausi · 2 years

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TBH my life would be better if James Potter just hugged me but okay.

#his hug>>#LITERALL SUNSHINE HE IS #i love james #absolutely a lot #James Potter #Sirius Black #remus Lupin #marauders #jegulus #starchaser #wolfstar #marauders era #marauders incorrect Qoutes

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billi-mausi · 2 years

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<3

‘Cause we were just kids (when we fell in love)

(Jegulus fluff with No voldemort, No magic, Jegulus grow up together (neighbours.))

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siriusblacksdiary · 2 years

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Remus: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Sirius: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

#Remus Lupin #Sirius Black #wolfstar #who do you think is top--#Marauders #marauders era #incorrect qoutes

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0urania · 3 years

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Sirius: You know what your issue is?

Snape: I think I sometimes–

Sirius: no I'm going to tell you what your issue is

#incorrect qoutes #please this definitely happened #marauders era #marauders era headcanon #hp marauders #marauders textpost #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #young marauders #sirius black #@simpingforpjo cause shes my sirius

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