#incorrect umbrella academy

[that-one-country-emo]

Allison: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Viktor: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Klaus: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Five: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Luther: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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[tua-said-this]

viktor: could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

five: *leans down*

klaus: *kneels down*

luther: *sits on the floor*

viktor:

viktor: i hate all of you.

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[just-incorrect-tua]

Klaus, being overdramatic: Nobody really loves me...

Five, exhausted: Are you sure? Klaus: Yeah

Five, aggressively pointing at himself: Are you really fucking sure??

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[vacantseance]

Tape 5 of 5

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[mildlyinterestedcreature]

Incorrect quote generator giving me what canon will not 

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[pumpkinflour]

Reginald Hargreeves: All I have done is try to bring you up straight and clean

Klaus Hargreeves: And all you got was a kinky pansexual, big L on your part, Padre

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[diamondri]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

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[hihomeghere]

I’m so normal about them

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[topperscumslut]

it’s literally him

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Crowley: It just doesn’t make sense!

Child!Y/N: *clearly having spent too much time around him and starting to develop his sarcasm* It would if you were smarter

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[highlyincorrect]

Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE

Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???

Diego; He’s asleep!

Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!

Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

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[five-hargreeves-apologist]

Five: please. I am literally begging you to stop.

Me: *chugging baby benadryl straight from the bottle* IF THE HATMAN CAN'T STOP ME, THEN NEITHER CAN Y O U

Five: oh my fucking-

Me: THE HATMAN FEARS ME, AND SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS MORTAL PLANE

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[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Diego: Deadname or misgender my brother and your pronouns will be was/were

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[just-incorrect-tua]

Klaus: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time...

Five: [cracking his knuckles]

Five: Manslaughter it is.

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[vacantseance]

Look, you stupid bastard.

You've got no arms left.

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[jasmineco2]

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