#it has no competition

[nums-bird]

Have you ever sat down and thought long and heard about a piece of fiction, specifically a visual piece of fiction that has such complex character writing,such diversity,such an interesting route taken in generally mythological characters that you are just like,wow, it's probably my favorite piece of fiction then you remember "oh wait,it fucking has incest and rape and unnecessary amounts of porn" yeah that's me with Ennead

#ennead #pls for the love of god #why is this manhwa continuing #the Osiris scene i could handle but ANUBIS!! #ennead anubis #ennead seth #i can't deal with this shit anymore #and it was genuinely good #like lore wise #it has no competition #the complex writing and route taken on Egyptian mythology villain was so good #we also love Maat and Thoth #they slayed #it's giving manwife and girlboss #they were literally the only reason I continued

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce gets accosted by reporters and one of them asks "Is it true that you're in competition with Superman to win Batman's affections?" and he is so taken aback bc what the fuck are they even talking about? There are a million questions going through his head such as, since when was superman into batman? since when was this public knowledge? wtf did bruce say to imply that he was into batman as well? And he doesn't have an answer to any of these questions so he just smiles and says, "No, I'm not. The word competition implies that Superman has a chance, which he does not."

why did he say that? Bruce doesn't know, it just felt like that's how Bruce Wayne would've responded bc what's more Brucie than fighting with Superman for Batman's heart? anyway, upon reflection, this was maybe not the best response in terms of long term consequences, but he's committed to the bit now.

a week after all this goes down, news reporter Clark Kent is caught saying that Batman deserves better than Bruce Wayne, so is a third suitor putting his hat in the ring to win over batman?

#superman was already iffy on bruce wayne #now he has a true hatred for the man for #1) declaring his intentions toward someone he has feelings for #2) not only implying that he is better boyfriend material than /Superman/ #but that he’s so much better that superman isn’t even competition #/bruce wayne/ #notable playboy and idiot #a better choice as a boyfriend #the absolute arrogance #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #dc #dc comics #mine

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

#It’s just so different #even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol #in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps #if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it #esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends #no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr #u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS #meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life #this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation #like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !! #& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers #who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them #and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends #it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me #I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc #like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this #so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works #p

[keekry]

mizu sketches :)

#they’re like #the stealth champion of all the kendo competitions out there #and taigen is furious about it #has been trying to get mizu to join the kendo club for Forever #has resorted to just tagging along to mizu’s comps and yelling angrily and supportively from the stands #he’s generously not participating himself to let them win of course #one day they’ll have the showdown of the decade and then it’ll all be over #just wait #blue eyed samurai #fanart #blue eye samurai

[vebokki]

go go demon gang

#also i love thinking art the dynamic between these three kjfnhkd #i think she hauling and binghe have the potential to be the most annoying and loud and bicker-y sibling pair to exist #and mobei jun has just grown accustomed to their shit so he stands mostly ignoring everything they say #but making sure they dont kill each other or accidentally die a gruesome death when theyre being competitive #they all like each other ok. they love each other ok. ok. ok. #scum villains self saving system #svsss #luo binghe #svsss fanart #sha hualing #mobei jun #人渣反派自救系统 #mxtx

[mobius-m-mobius]

Tom on more of Owen's s2 improv (x)

#tom hiddleston #owen wilson #mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #never gonna be a biggest owen fan competition as long as tom's around but i'm not mad about it 😂💖 #the way we keep getting confirmation every moment of the loki series i've loved heart and soul has just been owen in the moment #including the timeslipping effect!? which he visualized perfectly before anyone even had a clue what they wanted it to look like!????? #cool cool cool feeling totally normal about how powerful his mind is 🙃 #(also for the record i called all these moments out the second i saw them lmao the man's humor is just too good) #'SKIN?' you'll always be famous #marvel #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

[itsdefinitely]

@one-time-i-dreamt

#idk i just. it has to be done #have fun #polls #voting #vote #poll competition

[taeiris]

okeokeoke mike wheeler who is NOT paying attention to whatever lalalalalala will byers is saying because he’s too lost in his gaze

#when you enter a babygirlifying mike wheeler competition and your opponent is taeiris #hes so stupid #bros has no thoughts in his head #will could be talking in great gory detail on how theyre gonna perform an autopsy on a demogorgon and he will be like: what was that? #stranger things #will byers #byler #mike wheeler #stranger things fanart #byler fanart #fanart #will byers fanart #mike wheeler fanart #irisart!!!

[weewoow-20706030]

Bruce is the only member of the batfam that has no tolerance for spice. Dick grew up in a travelling circus, he has had food from all over the world. Jason grew up on the street, he ate what he could get. Tim's parents went all around the world, and had food and recipes from all around the world, whenever they were home Janet would make exotic meals. Damian grew up with Talia, he grew up on middle eastern food. But Bruce? He grew up on Alfred's British ass cooking, he thinks pepper has 'a little kick'.

#needless to say the kids find this hilarious #also. Dick would make spicy food for them all #Dick and Jason would have competitions for who can eat more spice #Dick won everytime #Some may say that Tim also has no spice tolerance... and they may be right... But I think its funnier if its just Bruce #I would add cass but idk her well enough #btw that pepper comment is something my dad has actually said #tim drake #batfam #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #damian wayne #batfamily #batbros #batgang #batboys #dcu #dc #should I add their hero names? #ehhhhh #why not #batman #nightwing #red hood #red robin #robin

[ddenji]

denji wins every idgaf competition against a man thanks to his epic misandry

#csm #chainsaw man #chainsaw man manga spoilers #csm 139 #he cracks me up he has 0 time for any dude #lets not talk abt the idgaf competitions against women tho…. #hes losing those every time unfortunately #spence.speaks

[wolixy]

That's what we will see in half a year

#But fr how long has their competition been going on? #I dout any of them will die but it feels like both Osamu and Fyodor forgot that they injected some deadly shit #bungou stray dogs #bsd fyodor #bsd dazai #bsd gogol #bsd chuuya #bsd sigma #bsd dazai osamu #bsd fyodor dostoevsky #bsd chuuya nakahara #bsd nikolai gogol #bsd

[onejellyfishplease]

he's a disco ball now >:D

Also I added so many cameos have fun finding them all!

@tmntaucompetition

fingers crossed that tumblr doesnt ruin the quality

#tmnt au propaganda #tmnt au competition #open your shell to find your wings #this is what happens when you have no self control #everyone has been blinded #tmnt au competition? #more like tmnt au disco

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #birds of a feather #we finally meet the shit auntie that started this stupid competition to begin with! #marinette's confident about clapping back to her because felix's class has made it pretty clear she's an ass #and this time its not a peer that she has to psychoanalyze #its an adult stranger being an asshole #so shes like. limiters off time to kill you actually #if marinette was just a little more sleep deprived she would #also her name IS a variant of Cerberus #the joke here is that she's gatekeeping a hobby and sport #the same way the three headed hound gatekeeps hell #its also a play off of instructor Dante's name

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

I wonder if me speaking conversationally in the question portion made anyone uncomfortable.

Anyway, on the left, Weretiger. Can become a tiger, a person, or a larger tiger-person hybrid with a husky voice and tendency to roll thier R's. They like to keep tidy little cottagecore cabins in the woods, full of herb gardens and cats and poultry and such. They tend stay near people because they like occasional company and have favored mates, but not too close because they value privacy and don't care to spread thier curse (why make more hunting competition). Look I've seen how y'all react to Tony the Tiger, I don't have to explain this one.

On the right, the werebear! They have a normal (usually thick and hairy) person form, a larger bear person form, and a full bear form. They're also usually really nice. Most refuse to bite unless the target is a willing companion or apprentice, and will stick with them for a while to help them gain control of the curse. They just love enjoying and protecting nature, doing good out where they can't accidentally hurt anybody.

#neither of these has had any competition #not really #they're ripped apart anything in thier way. #not today. #smash or pass #dnd 5e #dnd #d&d #5e #d&d 5e

[onefey]

"gorons are allowed into gerudo town because they're genderless / female to gerudo standards" is the best piece of lore in zelda. because out of all these characters,

this is the one that's canonically nonbinary

#i love you daruk and your gender swag #the legend of zelda #breath of the wild #botw #daruk #loz #age of calamity #aoc #<- the like. best vai competition or w/e. best side mission in aoc #this has probably been said to death but im putting it out there anyway #fey rambles

[front-facing-pokemon]

#baltoy #now okay let's just get the elephant outta the room. baltoy? what does this mean. is it a toy that happens to be a ball. because that's how #i've parsed it my whole life. and i've always not understood it because this thing is a top and not a ball #it's also what like. ground/psychic?? i think that's cool but it's just. like what's it got going for it. i forget it exists regularly and #don't even know if it has an evolution to make it competitively viable #where's that one person who said they were gonna do competitive facts on every post and then only did it on one. i miss them #whatever folks have things to do. not everyone has the time to dedicate to a silly little tumblr blog like i do. so here i am #telling you nothing about baltoy. go girl give us nothing. i am giving you nothing