Newborn CJ and Raph taking a nice nap. I’ll tell ya right now, as someone who has held babies: it’s fucking terrifying. But what I do like is when they are sleepy. It’s nice to have a warm potato sack gently breathing on your chest. I have no doubts that Raph would eat that kind of time up. Get himself centered again.
Bad: Oh, he may not be here. I think he's taking a week off.
Tubbo: Nooooo! Nooooooo.
Pac: [Sadly] ...You know, that's okay... No problem... I wasn't even thinking about Fit, you know. I'm just going to grab some more popcorn and cry in the corner. Be right back.
Tubbo: Aw... dittums, nooo....
Pac: It's ok, guys...
Bad: [In a loud whisper] Hey, while Pac's away, you wanna hear some fofoca? [Gossip]
Tubbo: Always! Hit me.
Bad: Do you know that Pac has a crush on Fit?
Tubbo: Yes, it has been incredibly obvious.
Bad: They keep calling each other roommates! What do you think that means?
Tubbo: It means that they're having sex.
Pac: Wait wait wait wait- guys!
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Bad: Language! Language!
Tubbo: What? What! Whaaaat!
Pac: Hey guys, hey guys!
Bad: Pac! Oh, hey Pac!
Pac: Hey guys, you know, I think I just heard the word "Gexs". I don't know.
Tubbo: Yeah, Geggs, we got loads of Geggs.
Bad: Yeah, we were talking about Geggs.
Pac: Yeah yeah, ok yeah.
Bad: Of course. "Gegg."
Pac: Yeah, I think I just heard"Geggs". [Mutes and mimics Fit to his Chat, saying] "Take it easy, take it easy!"
Person A: “Don’t evil spirits usually harass the people who try to live in this place?”
Person B: “Usually, that’s why they let you have it so cheap... Why?”
Person A: “Because other than the night I first moved in, they haven’t so much as slammed a door... If anything, they’ve actually been helping me ever since. Hell, this morning they even did the dishes!”
i wanna fuck schlatt in his 4k a night hotel room. riding him on the couch? him saying something about how the bed isn't against the wall so he can go as hard as he wants?
he looks so good 😩 the short sleeve shirt???? his hair??? i need to bite him and cover his neck with hickeys
im about to add another work to my long list of WIPs
No one should be obligated to feel sympathy for a bunch of rich people who are probably dead after spending a grotesque amount of money doing something stupidly risky for no practical reason but that they’re rich and bored,
BUT
I do think it’s fucked up that some of you guys seem to think it’s a moral failing to feel anything but glee and delight at a bunch of people, one of which is 19, suffering one of the most horrific deaths imaginable that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.