A reading of @marghen's post about the beautiful love of Jonathan and Mina. And whatever Seward and Van Helsing have going on.
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Mina: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Jonathan: Of course I would! And if you were a worm, then I’d be a worm too. We would live in the dirt and make the flowers grow and get worm married and have worm kids.
Jack: Professor, would you still love me if I was a worm?
Van Helsing: Friend John what the hell are you talking about?
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I think the real reason that TikTok’s “zepotha” thing is so fucking bad is because the people on TikTok are so much more focused on clout and fame than actually having fun and creating something. Goncharov came from a place of humor and creativity, whilst Zepotha is just a cheap cash grab/marketing ploy.
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It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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i noticed i reached +1k followers this morning and i just HAD to make a silly lil celebration sketch featuring myself and my fav girl ☺️
jokes aside, this is my first art platform to reach 1k followers (my twitter has half of that. disappointing ngl. i suppose people hate to see me talk) and i’m grateful for each and every one of you! i’ve never thought i’d be able to grow my account like this in less than four months 🥹 if you’re following me on here or any other social media - thank you!! <3
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Oh Snappers!!...Over 100 followers!!!! Here's an existential Mumbo to celebrate the occasion👨🏻
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For every 10% we raise, we’ve got a Dracula meme read by our cast to share with you. To celebrate reaching 80% funded, we’ve got this post!
Sister Agatha: Oh, finally you open your eyes, young man. What happened to you?
Jonathan Harker: DRACULA.
Sister Agatha: Beg your pardon?
Jonathan Harker: STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING VLAD DRACULA GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT UNDEAD WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN BATBOY MOTHERFUCKING VLAD DRACULA
Sister Agatha: uh-
Jonathan Harker: STOP TRYING TO STOP ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT VLAD DRACULA I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS ABOUT TRAINS IN ENGLAND WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND IN LIZARD FASHION IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM AND I KNOW HES GOT THE WORLD’S SHITTIEST BREATH GET AWAY FROM ME
Sister Agatha: ah-
Jonathan Harker: if i wanted to get into heaven and god said dracula’s waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
Sister Agatha, writing to Mina: so, physically, he’ll be okay, but uh-
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NO WAAAAAY!!!1!!11!!11!1
Sub count is still going up despite my unpredictable posting schedule, that's pretty dope y'all
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I only got 500 likes a week ago 😅
Thanks a lot Tumblr!! Check out my blog for memes and Zelda content!!
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