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askarkhamasylumintern · 11 months
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That feeling when you see regular inmates fight on tumblr knowing that the next time the bat gets their asses you will be the one to separate them in the cafeteria 
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EXCUSE ME !! EXCUSE ME !!! WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING A WHORE?? TELL THE PEOPLE 🎤
Stressful…I don’t get paid enough
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artcalledtattoo · 2 years
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Flashing blue & red You just don’t know Accept pull over, might receive Democratic embrace to pay fines for breaking the law Republican taker to get gunned down for a body left lifeless It all depends On their beliefs Not part of testing But it is supposed to be psychologically tested. It left out affiliations while being was being was tested. Poison rock and roll out Protect & Serve for mankind Public Servants Trust is 50/50, do we really know Our public copper, badge wearer, arms room supplied, vehicle and lights behind... Packed hundreds didn’t save the child’s life in a school learning, they just patrolled the halls to stay out of harms way Give up your disposition, hall watcher Psych test didn’t grab your weaknesses A person, I’m not paid to protect & serve! Flashing red & blue
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ace-lemonade · 3 months
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only appropriate reaction
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j0seph-mother · 4 months
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He dropped the oneons
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dumbass
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rwsdarw · 5 months
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got sick recently so here sillies
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fakakta-art · 9 months
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rotten work
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pizzathumbs · 10 months
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I was at the grocery store and pulled my cart into a spot I hoped no one needed to be because I was trying to look up an item on my phone and a lady in front of me full on barfed a 3 foot wide patch in the aisle. She got an employee and he put up some warning signs when I guess someone else went to get stuff to clean it. Then a lady in flip flops pushed her cart through the signs, through the barf and kept going while the employee's soul left his body.
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monsieur-kazzle-dazzle · 10 months
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this sums up the entirety of star wars
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ch3rrygummy · 2 months
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dick got him a shirt
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biancabi · 7 months
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Bruce: *Watching the news* -a group of two adults, four teenagers and a child were seen wreaking havoc and destruction in-
Bruce: *Feeling a headache coming* Please don't say Gotham, please don't say Gotham. Please don't say they are children, please don't say they are my children
News: -Central city authorities have not yet discovered their identities but are working for-
Bruce: *Completely relieved* Not my circus, not my monkeys.
*Batkids appearing at the bottom of the screen*
Tim: Okay, I don't want to scare anyone but there is an 80% chance this thing will explode.
Dick: Considering everything we did today, this actually seems pretty minor to me.
Jason: Only 80%? Did you hear that, NOT TODAY, SATAN!!
Damian: *Talking on the phone before hanging up and turning to Jason* Satan says he's very offended and would never bother dealing with people like you, Todd.
Duke: I have some questions about the monster trucks we sunk.
Steph: You're talking about the monster trucks we sunk in Gotham harbor? or the monster trucks we crashed in Metropolis?
Duke: I don't remember crashing monster trucks in Metropolis.
Tim: Of course not, you were too busy trying to stop the fire you started a few streets down.
Duke: Oh yes, I remember that. My mistake.
Damian: Honestly Thomas, I would expect this elderly behavior from Grayson, not you.
Dick: *Gasp* Elderly behavior?? Lil'D I'm not that old, plus you're supposed to be on my side!!
Jason: Sorry Dickhead, but demon brat is right.
Cass: *Appearing out of nowhere and pointing at the abandoned building behind they* Boom
Steph: What?
*the building explodes*
Cass: 🙂👍
Dick: Oh my god, Bruce is going to kill us. Run, guys, run.
Jason: You heard the man. WITHDRAWAL!!
*The transmission is cut off*
Bruce: ...
Bruce: *In collapse* My circus, my monkeys. My circus, my monkeys.
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800-dick-pics · 1 month
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Help a Black Lesbian with a few necessities!
I have been trying not to ask for help but i really need menstrual products, N95 masks and help replacing my only pair of pants my puppy ripped. I need between $50 and $80 depending where i can find plus size jeans that fit. If youre able consider sharing and supporting, I appreciate it.
CA: $sleepyhen
VN: wildwotko
Dm 4 Pyapal
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bananafire11 · 6 days
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Can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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He's gonna tell you the ice cream machine is broken (it's not)
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alatariel-galadriel · 4 months
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I love Spock so much. I’m constantly thinking about “‘Vulcan’s do not lie,’ Spock lied,” and “one of my ancestors married a human” (his DAD he’s talking about his DAD marrying his MOM, king shit)
He never leaves my head I am rotating him like a rotisserie chicken in the microwave. I love him.
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bixels · 5 months
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I think 90% of my gripes with how modern anime looks comes down to flat color design/palettes.
Non-cohesive, washed-out color palettes can destroy lineart quality. I see this all the time when comparing an anime's lineart/layout to its colored/post-processed final product and it's heartbreaking. Compare this pre-color vs. final frame from Dungeon Meshi's OP.
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So much sharpness and detail and weight gets washed out and flattened by 'meh' color design. I LOVE the flow and thickness and shadows in the fabrics on the left. The white against pastel really brings it out. Check out all the detail in their hair, the highlights in Rin's, the different hues to denote hair color, the blue tint in the clothes' shadows, and how all of that just gets... lost. It works, but it's not particularly good and does a disservice to the line-artist.
I'm using Dungeon Meshi as an example not because it's bad, I'm just especially disappointed because this is Studio Trigger we're talking about. The character animation is fantastic, but the color design is usually much more exciting. We're not seeing Trigger at their full potential, so I'm focusing on them.
Here's a very quick and messy color correct. Not meant to be taken seriously, just to provide comparison to see why colors can feel "washed out." Top is edit, bottom is original.
You can really see how desaturated and "white fluorescent lighting" the original color palettes are.
[Remember: the easiest way to make your colors more lively is to choose a warm or cool tint. From there, you can play around with bringing out complementary colors for a cohesive palette (I warmed Marcille's skintone and hair but made sure to bring out her deep blue clothes). Avoid using too many blend mode layers; hand-picking colors will really help you build your innate color sense and find a color style. Try using saturated colors in unexpected places! If you're coloring a night scene, try using deep blues or greens or magentas. You see these deep colors used all the time in older anime because they couldn't rely on a lightness scale to make colors darker, they had to use darker paints with specific hues. Don't overthink it, simpler is better!]
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velkia · 11 months
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I have the feeling that Focalor would totally be the type to use the craziest evidences and testimonies to win her trials
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