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feymaid · 2 months
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I could get the clink for life, or the electric chair. But I don’t want to die a virgin.
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peterbazooca · 6 months
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Back at it again at the fantasy krispy kreme
Bonus!:
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bunistxr · 1 month
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The Bride and The Ugly Ass Groom
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zivazivc · 4 months
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this came to me in a dream
Floyd's emo ass and a techno troll could make scene kids...! Do you see my vision??? . . . Ravin is Happy Hardcore and Eddy M is Synth-Pop, that's how troll genetics work, right?
anyway...
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i don't think floyd leads a proud life
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heartfullofleeches · 2 months
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[Fast Food Reader gets kidnapped by the ball pit entity's cult for the thousandth time. They hang over the ball pit with a knife point at their neck as the leader of the cult chants.]
Fast Food Reader, whispering to the ball pit: Psst- Can you just tell your weird cult I have immunity or something.
[The cult leader stops abruptly]
Cult Leader: Hey, Hey - Whoa, easy. We aren't a cult.
Fast Food Reader:. You aren't a cult..... And I can just get a new job in a different city without everyone "mysteriously" disappearing after my first shift.
Cult Member: I'll start a cult for you - and let you free!..... If you give me a kiss in exchange 👉👈
[Several of the cult members ooo]
Cult Leader: Can you idiots not flirt with this vile devil who has lead our lord astray?! If labels are so important to you - we're a fan club.
Fast Food Reader: ...I think we have two very different ideas of the word fan club.
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palossssssand · 12 days
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Finally able to share my piece done for @inkpopzine ! “I Gave 1000 Super Sea Snails to this Urchin” live Spyke reaction
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saursoob · 4 months
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NISHIMURA RIKI- random ass texts
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synopsis & warnings: random niki bf texts, “cats r better”, talks abt sanrio & twices mina, bullying & ky$ jokes
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perm tags: @jaeneohee @skittlez-area512
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dimorphodon-x · 2 months
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Little guys
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chimkin-samich · 6 months
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Discord convo inspired shenanigans
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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year
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MC's Livestream (Obey Me!)
MC: Welcome to my criiiiiib! [Trips and the camera cuts]
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MC: ANYWAY let's explore!
We got BIG daddy in the house! [Close up of Lucifer reading before he notices and gives that death glare]
[Camera tries to focus on Mammon] Over here on this couch is our favorite little convict! Probably on house arrest! ("Oi! They got nothing!")
[Shakily zooms in on Levi's door] You do not go there. You never go there. It's very haunted, you can hear moaning every night.
Oh hey Satan! [Satan waves as he passes] That folks is our resident furry! [Camera gets knocked to the floor and viewers see MC running from Satan]
Woah the whore is actually home! Hi Asmo! [Zooms in on Asmo on his phone, he flicks off the camera but then smiles and blows a kiss] For the love of Dia I wanna be him so bad. Literal goals.
[Camera slightly zooms in on Beel in the kitchen] Crikey! Look at that beautiful beast feeding! Let's try to take a closer look though!
[Camera cuts off and on again,MC is covered in pudding, screaming and running from a rabid Beel]
[Close up of a snoozing Belphie] See guys he's not so scary! [MC pinches his cheeks] Haha tiny cow go moo moo! [Belphie opens his eyes and grabs MCs hand] "What are you doing? Actually you know what-"
[Belphie grabs the camera and the stream cuts off]
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⬦You might also like: Reality Show (Bros)︱Reality Show (Dateables)
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monstrous-angels · 2 months
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Sephiroth when he finds out about Fanfics.
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9e111 · 6 months
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whaaaattt, a celestial body you've been observing for years just up and disappeared without a trace??? no wayyyyy you're kidding
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najaemism · 7 months
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we never go out of style!
PAIRING. haechan x fem!oc
CATEGORY. short smau, fluff, crack, humor, celebrity!au, athlete!haechan, singer!reader, strangers to lovers-ish
WARNINGS. language, hyuck being downbad
SYNOPSIS. what happens when one of the famous professional volleyball players of the country publicly shoots his shot at a global popstar? well, she shows up to his game with his mother, of course! [or alternatively: the whole world watches as a popstar and an athlete fall in love.]
STATUS. on going!
NOTE. this is based on the recent… taylor news… hehe 🤭 i know very little about volleyball (everything i know i got from haikyuu tbh) so im sorry in advance 😭 this will just be short, probably around 3-5 parts only! ignore timestamps!
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— playlist!
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PARTS!
min’s circle | hyuck’s circle
01 : just give him a chance!
02 : meanwhile
03 : quietly hanging out
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04 : used to this
05 : ???
TAGLIST. closed.
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heartfullofleeches · 9 months
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Teacher Darling is never able to look their students in the eyes after finding the private Twitter accounts dedicated to thirsting over how fine their teacher is and how they'll cut anyone who steals their teacher from them but that's completely irrelevant
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Yan Student: morning teach~ Can you tell me where you got your tie?
[Teacher Darling has war flash backs to a zoomed up picture of their tie and how the student would like it shoved down their throat]
Teacher Darling: It was a gift.
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15-lizards · 7 months
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Westerosi-sonas are so funny like. I’m gonna input myself into the most crapsack world ever. I’m gonna reform the canon so I can imagine myself as the minor lord of a shitty keep. This is Harlan he got sent to the wall for sodomy and lost all of his toes to frostbite. Here’s Aenon he was murdered like saint Sebastian during the blackfyre rebellions. Wynnafred is a repressed lesbian married into the riverlands ofc and will fall in love with a tomboy daughter of a high lord before dying of Woman in ASOIAF Disease
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leavingautumn13 · 1 year
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fo4 wip sketchdump
[text in panel 5 is from the "chair model" episode of the office]
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