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parker-d-bloodrose · 1 month

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I started hanging out with Leah a lot in Stardew Valley because her schedules frequently put her near me so I would talk to her daily and eventually start giving her gifts and it's. Just really funny because my gf called me out for liking the butch outdoorsy art girl...

As a butch outdoorsy art girl.

#parker rants #stardew valley

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bloodwrittenballad · 1 year

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“chishiya wouldn’t call you baby” blah blah blah idc it’s called FANFIC for a reason. you think i don’t know that given the fuck chance i was in the show that this man would give me the time of day? i KNOW he wouldn’t!!! but that’s the fun part about writing is that myself and others can embrace our wildest fantasies. yes he’s the worlds most emotionally unavailable man and yes i’m still gonna write for him in whatever way i fucking see fit. leave writers alone

#parker rants #author rants #fanfic #fanfic writer #shuntaro chishiya #chishiya x reader #alice in boderland x reader #aib #ima wa no kuni no alice #alice in borderland

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hunters-trashblog · 18 days

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To anyone who thinks sending "kys", "you should cut yourself", or other derogatory messages to people, specifically minors, on here is funny?

You need to shut the fuck up and get off the fucking Internet. You are a literal waste to society if you think that's cool or funny.

I don't give a fuck if you're a kid or an adult. You are fucking idiotic and it's not cool, or cute, and I'm sorry that you think that its the only way you'll actually get attention from people.

Get the fuck off the Internet, you no life having pussies.

#parker rants #anon hate #kys mention #cutting mention

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alkyls · 10 months

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i started watching kamisama kiss, i still cant get over the emo ass bird 💀💀💀 and then the snake dude just scares me

#kamisama kiss #parker rants

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 9 months

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Y’all get mad at Jessica - the black Woman doing her job and trying to hold the multiverse together so her baby can have a universe to live in more than y’all blame Peter, the whites man who knew and trained Miles and still chose to believe he was an anomaly.

Like Peter TAUGHT Miles how to swing and he still was like ‘oh yeah miguel that makes sense yeah miles isn’t suppose to be spiderman’ HOW

#peter b parker #Jessica Drew #ranting #atsv #across the spiderverse

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siriusly-parker · 2 years

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me, a supposed writer, when i can’t find the very specific scenario i made up in my head in any fanfic: am i- am i supposed to write it myself??

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iminkandpaper · 7 days

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Favourite genre of fanfics is Found Family: Accidental Dad Edition

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ineedsleepsoleavemealone · 5 months

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MY OPINION, DONT LIKE, DONT READ.

sorry to rant, but I hate when fanfictions or headcannons make the MCU's Peter Parker a baby. Like they make him super anxious or "precious". They act like he isn't sassy or snarky at all. They make him weak. There's nothing wrong with having moments of weakness, but they make his whole character a precious baby who stutters every other sentence. I often see this in Irondad and Spiderson fics. Where Peter is super nervous around Tony. But in the movies he's not.

In Civil War, when he meets Tony for the first time he's only nervous about what Tony will do if he knows he's Spider-Man. Even in the fight, hes not nervous. Yeah, he's chatty but he's not nervous. He's chatty in all his fights. In all of Peter's MCU movies he's chatty, but that doesn't make him nervous. He's sassy and sarcastic and cracks jokes all the time. He talks back to Tony and the Avengers. He's not afraid to make comments or to suggest a plan of action to the Avengers.

In the fanfictions, Peter is nervous around Happy and doesn't want to bother him. But in the movies Peter banters and jokes with Happy and isn't afraid to annoy him.

I also see a lot of fanfictions where Peter is only sassy in the spider-man mask and is nervous when he is "just Peter Parker" But that's not true, he is sassy to everyone, all the time, no matter what.

Also, when Flash bullies Peter, fanfictions take that excuse and run with it. They make Peter seem weak for having a bully, when he's not. Peter knows damn well that he could punch Flash and Flash wouldn't mess with him again, he just chooses not to. Peter's not weak for it, he's just not choosing violence.

I just think you do a huge disservice to his character if you just make Peter Parker an obnoxiously anxious teenager. Of course, I think making Peter have anxiety as a personality trait is fine, good even. But when you make it his whole personality is when I see a problem with it.

At the core of it, Peter is a strong, polite, smart, sassy, sarcastic, honest, hardworking teenager who sacrifices way more than he should for the good of others. He talks back to anyone and everyone. He's not weak or precious or a baby.

(Obviously, I know that some fics make characters ooc for the purpose of the fic, but this is a wide spread thing. I can barely find fics where Peter is sassy. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong tags)

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activity-however-pm · 3 hours

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#kim sunoo #elijah mikaelson #acı #peter b parker #serena van der woodsen #funk #tiddy pics #exhibtionist #kim jennie #andy warhol #judaism #rbd #ana rant #3d modeling

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parker-d-bloodrose · 2 months

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The way trans feminine people have to perform feminity In The Correct Way makes me want to bare my fangs and bite.

#parker rants

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canthandlethishit · 1 month

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prompt: spiderman x batfam au

peter has been residing in gotham for a while now, he managed to gather up materials to make a spidersuit and started his vigilantism a couple months ago. for 3 reasons: 1. the bats try their best but with Gotham’s insane amount of crime happening at all times they’d need the aid, 2. peter missed this, he missed the drops and swings, the bubbly feeling inside every time he’d managed to help someone, 3. peter could use the extra cash from selling spiderman’s pictures to the Daily Bungle

he’d started attending Gotham’s university and got recruited into the photography club, met Tim Drake, started hanging out and discussing the angles and lighting, the art of taking action shots, the morality and legality of vigilantism—huh

Tim found out peter was the one photographing Spiderman, he thought he finally found someone like him, someone who’s invested in vigilantes and photographing (stalking) them, he’s over the moon for it, they share photography (stalking, on Tim’s part) tips

Peter thought his friend was really passionated (obsessed) with vigilantes, a fanboy, he teases Tim about it, and sputtered when Tim retaliated with his Spiderman obsession. Tim’s a Gothamite, its normal to be obsessed with the Bats.

[space for you to go with & or / with their relationship]

*the reveal*

Tim: YOU’RE SPIDERMAN????

Peter: I’m sorry I kept it from you I—

Tim: YOU’RE NOT SPIDERMAN’S STALKER??

Peter: I— wait…what?

Tim:

Peter:

Tim:

Peter: yk I thought you’d be more hung up on me being a vigilante than the pictures

#no because this scene came to me so funny like #tim: *rants about his stalker days*#peter: hmm hes very passionate about taking pictures of vigilantes #tim: *ralizing he was the only weird one* >:(#tim: *in olivia rodrigo lyrics* you betrayeddd meee #tim drake #peter parker #red robin #spiderman #batfam prompt #prompt #writing prompt #batfam #spiderman & batfam #spiderman prompt #mcu x dc #dc x mcu #peter parker x dc #batfam icnor

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hunters-trashblog · 2 months

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Imagine being able to actually fucking sleep. Couldn't be me! <- having a bad insomnia moment

#parker rants

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qu1nns-cha0s · 2 months

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rewatching SM:FFH, and i can’t help but laugh at the fact that if Stark had lived, he would have totally had a dad role.

Poor Peter trying to confess to MJ, while dealing with Ned and his girlfriend, and the addition of his mentor teasing him on the trip.

and imagine Peter gushing over his plan with his mentor on the phone while he packs, totally ecstatic to finally confess. telling Stark that “he won’t bring the suit, cause he’s going on vacation!”, but Tony tells him (from experience) that he should bring it just in case, and was pleasantly surprised when May did.

and then imagine poor defeated Peter when he calls his mentor for girl help on the plane after his first step of the plan fails, and said mentor laughs for 10 minutes straight.

“oh Pete, its alright, i’m sure you’ll get another chance soon.”

of course Tony laughs, and of course he chats with him during the plane ride to make him feel better, and of course he laughs more when Peter whined to him that Ned(“Fred?”) ended up getting a girlfriend in the span of 8 hours.

and when the kids finally arrive at the hotel, imagine Stark’s utter disappointment at the state of the hotel of which Peter describes it. the mentor would totally have made them move into a better hotel in the span of an hour, but Peter declines and says its apart of Italy’s “charm”.

and Tony loves all the blurred and imperfect pictures peter sends him of him and his class having fun, during the whole Venice square scene. He’s wholeheartedly tempted to go and fly down there to make sure the kid has a good time, but gets held back by Pepper’s;

“Tony, it’s his first field trip after the blip. let him have some fun on his vacation, you can worry about him when he gets back.”

(yes i will make a whole rant during a movie for my irondad and spiderson brain rot. dead tony stark is like matpat quitting, it never happened if i don’t pay attention to it)

#marvel #irondad and spiderson #tony stark #peter parker #avengers #alternate universe #spiderman far from home #dad tony stark #alive tony in SM:FFH AU #SM:FFH AU rant part 1

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