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spn-lesbian · 2 years

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me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me:

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letsperaltiago · 5 months

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b99 characters as tweets (pt. 3/?)

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swanparties · 1 month

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the fictional couple on my computer hurt me so bad i had to reconnect with nature

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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 8 months

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Rosa: what's a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Amy: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

Jake: smad

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karbisworld · 9 months

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Have you guys ever noticed how Jake Peralta is quite a stalker with the girls he likes?

EXAMPLE 1: He used follow Amy on her dates to play around

EXAMPLE 2: He's extremely good searching for people on social media

EXAMPLE 3: This is the most obvious scene of Jake being extremely good stalking people

In conclusion, our cute policeman is also a cute little stalker lmao

#andy samberg #jake peralta #jakeperaltastalker #rosa diaz #amy santiago #charles boyle #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn #raymond holt #terry jeffords #b99 #b99gif #b99 meme #gina linetti #peraltiago #gifs #my gifs

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maraudersarecanon · 4 months

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I’m very late I know, but I’ve recently started watching Brooklyn 99 and I don’t think I had fully appreciated how much memes came from this show like I’m literally flabbergasted every single time when I see one like what do you mean Jake and Amy said it before Percy and Annabeth?

#brooklyn 99 #b99 meme #percy jackon and the olympians #incorrect quotes #percabeth #peraltiago

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blazefirefox · 5 months

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was feeling bored earlier so i made this

#yanzou #heifei #genshin impact #yanfei #heizou #thoma #meme #i also have a brooklyn 99 au for these two #they just give off a lot of peraltiago vibes #*adds it to my evergrowing mountain of aus*

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illuminatedquill · 6 months

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Sabine: Are you doing maintenance on my blasters?

Ezra: Yeah, is that too much? I’m sorry if I overstepped -

Sabine, visibly aroused: (whispering) Don’t you dare stop, Ezra Bridger.

Ezra: Alright, keep it in your pants, Sabine.

Sabine: Oh, don’t worry. That’s exactly where it’s going.

#sabezra #ezra bridger #sabine wren #star wars rebels #ezrabine #star wars #ahsoka show #ahsoka #brooklyn 99 #peraltiago #sw memes #jake x amy #ezra x sabine #it’s the same couple

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nmolesofadrenaline · 7 months

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#brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #amy santiago #b99 x reader #b99 spoilers #b99gif #b99 quotes #b99edit #b99 meme #charles boyle #gina linetti #peraltiago

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nftdaisy · 1 year

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no.2

i know you’re my endgame from the first time.

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buh-dass · 1 year

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Gina Linetti // Rosa Diaz

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dearreader · 1 year

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#kelly babels #kelly has a hyperfixation #royai #peraltiago #kelly watches brooklyn nine nine #also the photos i chose for the memes #THE TWO BUGGEST SHIP MOMENTS FOR THEM #fmaXb99

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be-crazyinsane · 2 years

Conversation

Jake: Can you keep a secret?

Rosa: Do you know anything about my life?

Jake: No I do not. Good point.

#b99 #brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #rosa diaz #peraltiago #incorrect b99 quotes #b99 incorrect quotes #b99 imagine #b99 fandom #b99 headcanons #b99 jake #b99 rosa #b99 meme

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liv45no · 2 years

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Richie: You're going to ace this test.

Eddie: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.

Richie: I disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Eddie: That was big. I was really proud of you.

#itmovie #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #memes #reddie #incorrect it quotes #incorrect quotes #it 2017 #pinterest #b99 #b99 quotes #peraltiago

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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 6 months

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Jake: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Amy: ...you are a hazard to society

Rosa: and a coward. do twenty

#b99 quotes #b99 meme #b99 incorrect quotes #incorrect b99 quotes #b99 #b99edit #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn 99 incorrect quotes #brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #amy santiago #rosa diaz #peraltiago #jake and amy #jake and rosa

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agartumsaathoe · 2 years

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Things I wish they had shown in Brooklyn 99

I love, love, love B99. It’s better than friends and no I don’t take constructive criticism. They don’t need sexism to show humor and there is so much character development what’s not to love?

Anyways, I am in the phase where I make lists for every thing so here goes my list of things I wish they had shown as a compulsive B99 binge watcher:

1. Holt and Rosa doing pride month things : Holt and Rosa are an amazing team and both of them are part of LGBTQ+ community. I loved when they showed Rosa coming out and them talking about it and the whole acceptance thing with her parents. But I wish there was more Holt and Rosa content where they act like they hate taking part in the pride and doing all those things but they secretly love it and like maybe Rosa catches Holt doing something pride related or he catches Rosa during pride month and they are like yeah okay lets do it together. And maybe they dress their dogs together for pride too. SO CUTE UGH

2. Showing us all seven brothers of Amy: SO we got Amy and Jake thanksgiving episode with their families at Peralta’s. It would have been awesome if we got thanksgivings part 2 at Santiago’s and got to see the photos of the Santiago children at the mantel, piano and stairs. And then all the seven brother and Amy being hella competitive. Like alll Boyle cousins wear tan that’s their weird family thing. I wanted to see Santiago siblings weird family thing.

3. Mlepnos” backstory: They brought back Mlepnos in the wedding episode of Peraltiago. I don't know about you all but that generated hell lot of curiosity about him for me. I wanted mlepnos backstory. Is he a criminal somehow? But like really small really ridiculous crime he had done but he's still afraid so he pretends he doesn't know Jake and Amy. Or he's not a legal citizen of the country and he's afraid They would turn him in. I JUST NEEDED MORE MLEPNOS, JAKE AND AMY CONTENT WITH SATISFYING ENDING.

4. More Nutriboom content: They did us so dirty with that man. They made a whole ass episode about nutriboom and the criminal CEO I definitely thought they would continue it. I mean at the very least they could have shown us that nutriboom guy following Jake with such intensity that Jake isn't able to capture some criminal or something. Basically nutriboom is coming in his way to be a good cop. They even show up at Shaw's bar and stuff too annoying Jake into finally making a plan to take them down or something.

5. Rosa content: I loved how they showed Jake’s arc after jail. Actually I really liked the whole jail plot. Showing him in jail and how he had had survive there and that the system is very cruel and not black and white as he thought it wasm and then when he comes back he isn't that chill cool guy anymore. He really thinks before taking a guy to jail. I really loved all that stuff. But excuse me guys there was this one poc character who also went jail with her or did you forget that? She was a women of color, queer and a cop. That has to be hard for her too. Just because she's portrayed as a badass doesn't mean jail was easy for her. I wanted to see that representation so bad.

6. Gina's pregnancy: okay so I know there's a lot of people who don't like Gina. I too have a love-hate relationship with her. But that aside, I definitely think there should have been a whole episode on Gina's pregnancy like something very chaotic happening. The way they did with Sergeant's kid and Amy's pregnancy. Gina deserved that. Also the Boyle she loved, he just disappeared? I mean the guy was shown to be in love with her and they were talking about names and then he's just gone? Give us some backstory atleast.

7. CHARLES DESERVED BETTER: He was so nice and genuine and sweet and fantastic person. I get that he was intense sometimes and also a bit annoying but he was a person who really had his heart on his sleeves. But because he was nice, they all underestimated him. I didn’t like that. I can write literally 10 essays about it. Like how Gina acted disgusted about their fwb situation every single time it came up like it was her own decision to continue that relationship. Or how everybody in the team thought Charles wasn't as smart as them. Or how Jake really didn't treat Charles good enough. He literally cared about every single one of them and held so much compassion. He deserved to be treated like a king man. HE DESERVED BETTER.

So for time being this is my hella arbitrary list on things I wish they would have shown in B99 which you all bet would keep on extending over time

#brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #jake #jake peralta #amy #amy santiago #peraltiago #holt #lgbtqia #b99 memes #b99 content

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