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werk-t · 6 months
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helene-tolden · 1 month
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Nouveau mois, nouveau défi quotidien. C'est parti pour le défi A Drawing A Day (Un Dessin Par Jour) d'avril 2024 avec toute l'équipe de Gaudi!
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🇫🇷 Café Gaudi Avril 2024. Jour 1. Perplexe.
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Définition : Qui hésite, ne sait que penser, que faire dans une situation embarrassante.
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Qu'est-ce qui vous laisse perplexe ?
La dernière situation embarrassante que j'ai connue, hormis les hésitations et les erreurs que j'ai pu faire dans mon travail, c'était la crevaison du pneu arrière gauche de ma voiture, sur l'autoroute qui contourne Mulhouse. J'avoue, je suis restée perplexe lorsque mon assureur m'a annoncé par téléphone que les crevaisons n'étaient pas couvertes par mon contrat, que je n'avais qu'à chercher un garage sur internet et demander à la dépanneuse de m'y emmener.
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Le culot de l'interlocuteur était colossal. Si beaucoup de personnes ont un smarthpone, tout le monde n'a pas forcément de forfait ou de données mobiles pour se connecter sur internet. Par chance, la conductrice de la dépanneuse a pu me conseiller un garage qui était assez proche pour que le déplacement ne me coûte pas un rein.
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C'est le cas de figure typique qui permet de tester le fiabilité de son assurance.
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🇬🇧 New month, new daily challenge. Let's go for the A Drawing A Day challenge in April 2024 with the whole Gaudi team!
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🇬🇧 Café Gaudi April 2024. Day 1. Bewildered.
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Definition: Who hesitates, does not know what to think, what to do in an embarrassing situation.
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What is it that puzzles you?
The last embarrassing situation I experienced, apart from the hesitations and mistakes I made in my work, was the puncture of the left rear tire of my car, on the highway which bypasses Mulhouse. I admit, I remained perplexed when my insurer told me by telephone that punctures were not covered by my contract, that I just had to look for a garage on the internet and ask the tow truck to help me. take there.
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The nerve of the interlocutor was colossal. While many people have a smartphone, not everyone necessarily has a plan or mobile data to connect to the internet. Luckily, the tow truck driver was able to recommend a garage that was close enough so that the trip didn't cost me a penny.
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This is the typical scenario which allows you to test the reliability of your insurance.
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🇪🇦 Nuevo mes, nuevo desafío diario. ¡Vamos al reto Un Dibujo Al Día en abril de 2024 con todo el equipo de Gaudí!
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🇪🇦 Café Gaudí Abril 2024. Día 1. Perplejos.
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Definición: Quien duda, no sabe qué pensar, qué hacer ante una situación embarazosa.
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¿Qué es lo que te desconcierta?
La última situación embarazosa que viví, además de las dudas y los errores que cometí en mi trabajo, fue el pinchazo del neumático trasero izquierdo de mi coche, en la autopista que rodea Mulhouse. Lo admito, me quedé perplejo cuando mi aseguradora me dijo por teléfono que los pinchazos no estaban cubiertos por mi contrato, que sólo tenía que buscar un taller en Internet y pedirle a la grúa que me ayudara a llevarme allí.
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El descaro del interlocutor fue colosal. Si bien muchas personas tienen un teléfono inteligente, no todos necesariamente tienen un plan o datos móviles para conectarse a Internet. Por suerte, el conductor de la grúa pudo recomendarme un taller que estaba lo suficientemente cerca como para que el viaje no me costara ni un céntimo.
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Este es el escenario típico que le permite probar la confiabilidad de su seguro.
#tolden #fanzine #cafegaudi #grangaudi #toldendegrangaudi #tolden_ln #artchallenge2024 #adrawingaday #perplexe #bewildered #perplejo
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wik-r-91 · 7 months
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Quand l’instinct cris attention et que mère nature envois trop de signaux, c’est pas bon
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isaacz · 5 months
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radiance1 · 3 days
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Danny has been reincarnated.
Which was an odd thing to realize, it wasn't even a slow one he just... snapped into it one day. One moment he was staring at a wall out of boredom the next, well, he was staring for an entirely different reason.
It was a task for his now young -he thinks around three years old?- mind to work its way through the memories, but it wasn't like he had much else to do honestly. So, what does he know?
His name is Danny, like, his actual name and not just a moniker. He was once a halfa and he already knows he's going to be missing invisibility and intangibility. He, well, died. For like, a second time which actually makes sense because reincarnation-
Anyways.
He was a clone of two people from this thing called the Justice League which, weird name but probably some government or activist group. Wonder Woman and Superman. Which were pretty weird names to name your kids but eh.
He doesn't really remember much besides that from this life, or the one from before but he's an adult! He'll figure things out once he gets out of this containment tube thing.
Did he mention he was in a test tube? He's a tube baby now. He thinks? Or maybe it's more like he's being contained.
Whatever.
So he breaks out. Thank you apparent superstrength that he has no idea why he has but he's not going to complain! He then wandered around all of the other test tubes, able to remember just enough of English to see that yea, they're dead.
He probably was too, before he had memories zapped into him. Or a vegetable.
He then finds this really big container, checks it out, then opens it because the clone inside isn't dead!
'Project Match' it said. He'll just call him Match.
Was he thanked for helping him? Nope. You would think that he would be thanked or at least somewhat respected for saving this guy but nope!
He was, quite literally, held up by his leg and dangled in the air. Who dangles a three-year-old?! Well, he was technically and adult but still! The next few things were a blur but after pulling off the old Fenton charm he found him and Match outside as he tried to stop him from attacking random people.
Luckily the charms and privilege of the youngest (he's assuming he's the youngest, because he's physically three) was more than enough to get through to him. Sure, the guy couldn't form words, really aggressive for literally no reason, really weird but also absolutely cool looking eyes. But he worked around the first issue by developing their own personal language from like grunts and stuff, the second he once again used his youngest privilege to boss him around and the third a pair of sunglasses easily fixed.
He just had to steer Match clear of those random S crest mark thingies. Which was a weird thing to hate but hey, he's not there to judge.
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dykealloy · 5 months
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girlwiththegreenhat · 8 months
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had a photo of a planet in my downloads folder i didn't recognize
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until i opened it, and it was DUCKS
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DUCK PLANET, BABEY !!!
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arsuf · 2 months
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RESIDENT EVIL 4 (2023)
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pjs-everyday · 1 month
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“can we leave now” lookin’ ass lmao >> read below to see how he got THE hero gala fit ❤️‍🔥
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lol The Bakugo’s adopted this 30 yr old man just to dress him up 🤓❤️‍🔥
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wlwmothman · 1 month
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werk-t · 6 months
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Perplexe
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pespillo · 1 year
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WHY WONT YOU LOOK AT ME.
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uukipi · 14 days
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u know what? get pocketsized Azriel
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hug-me-brutha · 17 days
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Non-binary Data confirmed
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overtake · 1 month
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“a sexual awakening so intense it registered on the richter scale” is the single best and most accurate description I have ever heard.
pov: you're 16 years old and doing the final test for your super license ahead of joining f1 as the youngest ever driver. you expect the doubt and hate, and you know you can prove on track why you deserve to be there once you actually get in a car, but until then, you just have to be the subject of everyone's headlines and criticism for a factor you can't control.
then this guy comes along.
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race winner who got himself to a top team and is beating his world champion teammate, a cool older handsome charismatic guy with a giant smile and big brown eyes, beloved and kind while still being fiercely talented, competitive, and hungry? the guy who you met in 2011 and who gave you the time of day before you were old enough to sniff at the f1 grid. he's not even going to be your actual teammate (yet), but he still takes the time to tell you he's looking forward to seeing you on the grid when so much of what you've heard is nonstop criticism.
he tells you good luck for your super license with a big grin meant just for you
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and this is how it makes you feel.
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this is live footage of daniel ricciardo becoming a permanent fixture in max's spank bank. it's one of those foundational crushes you have at a young age that sticks with you for life and unconsciously affects "your type" forever and never truly goes away.
also, i just think everyone should hear the way max very softly says "he's a really nice guy, yeah" with so much affection packed into every word.
how are you not to psychosexually imprint on him? one look at that video and max was ready to risk it all. he's been metaphorically tucking his hair, kicking his feet, and giggling since day one. he found a guy who he could race hard, who would challenge him on track, but who would still make the miserable pr days better for them, who was always laughing at max's jokes every time he did his little glance over to ensure it landed. max is so fiercely loyal to his people, and daniel has clearly earned that trust.
tldr: max verstappen is number one dirlie and if he were on f1blr, he would be writing long posts with onboards, data, and that ☝️🤓 attitude of his explaining in detail why everyone is wrong about daniel, and i hope it haunts all the max fans who get their rocks off to calling daniel a washed asshole loser that max's porn folder is daniel late braking compilations.
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prokopetz · 2 years
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Frankly, the secret to surviving having a widely read blog is cultivating the capacity to find it funny when people tell you to kill yourself. Like, really, my friend? You created a burner account on the world’s shittiest social media site because you didn’t even have the stones to nastygram me under your primary fake disposable identity, and that’s all you’ve got? The last one randomly accused me of being a Communist sleeper agent, which was at least entertainingly appalling. Step up your game!
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